the fastest man in skyblock
Ойындар
magma's bugged atm so this is only a fraction of my TRUE POWER
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im deleting "OMG AN UPLOAD?? FROM TECHNOBLADE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE??" comments because the only person allowed to recycle the same joke that many times is ME
@timenow_5
4 жыл бұрын
so fast
@hardcore511
4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@exfiltrati0n
4 жыл бұрын
WAOIT HOLD DIDN'T U DIE?!
@jimhalpert9803
4 жыл бұрын
@@chenz9254 no dude. Yoou can't. You're a slave to us
@RIPsoapy
4 жыл бұрын
i enjoy techno allen
“Enchanted orphans” well their parents must have had the curse of vanishing then
@CEOGames
3 жыл бұрын
that's a like.
@astralhelix3041
3 жыл бұрын
Bruhhhhhh
@minecracktyler
3 жыл бұрын
I-
@zen8233
3 жыл бұрын
*How can a comment be so dark and cursed but sensible at the same time*
@Zaulhunter
3 жыл бұрын
Zen I don’t know
now that i think about it, Young Dragon armor is literally made from orphaned dragon
@Pannenkaka
3 жыл бұрын
nice
@pulsarcubes
3 жыл бұрын
wait what? how is it orphaned
@31kb36
3 жыл бұрын
Because the old dragon died
@pulsarcubes
3 жыл бұрын
CSGaming it isn’t canon that old dragon is his dad
@silv2309
3 жыл бұрын
I will protect every dragon
Sonic: "I'm the fastest thing alive." Technoblade: "Hold my potatoes."
@jacksonbaye7920
2 ай бұрын
o7
@flappeercraft7979
Ай бұрын
About that
@Gem_catT
Ай бұрын
LOL
@d1nodray
Ай бұрын
@@flappeercraft7979 ...
He was truly the fastest man in skyblock. Rest well.
@dawnbreaker7253
Жыл бұрын
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES, HE WILL ALWAYS BE HERE IN OUR HEARTS
@LuanNguyen-ml6qw
Жыл бұрын
That is true
@Anonymous67
Жыл бұрын
*beep*
@mr.amongus5210
Жыл бұрын
@@dawnbreaker7253 yea so true
@UnionPacific3977
Жыл бұрын
He left our lives as fast as he could run...
"enchanted orphans" can you imagine going to an orphanage and everyone is just glowing minecraft style
@felixschreave354
4 жыл бұрын
Cursed
@Xioverze
4 жыл бұрын
i did not need to see that at 8AM but ok
@phoenixgamer10gaming18
4 жыл бұрын
An Orphan sword... Like a pigman sword, Enchanted pork. Enchanted grilled pork Enchanted orphan.ENCHANTED GRILLED ORPHAN
@SPAMTON-G-SPAMT0N
4 жыл бұрын
Take them all and then craft the young dragons head
@sanswithagun7368
4 жыл бұрын
Just don’t make any dad jokes
Funny thing is that he could've gotten the night saver to keep his island always night.
@orangecitron4367
3 жыл бұрын
I think it was coming soon.?
@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
3 жыл бұрын
I think it was coming soon also time still passes (see the time on the sidebar)
@purplekittenyt670
3 жыл бұрын
bruh it was a year ago
@legendaryseal2430
3 жыл бұрын
3:26 did anyone notice he had 17 ender pearls instead of 16
@purplekittenyt670
3 жыл бұрын
@@legendaryseal2430 technohacker
Why can’t I just rewatch technos videos without people reminding me of his passing
@timox8
6 ай бұрын
Dont look in the comments
@themechanicalvee5244
6 ай бұрын
It's because people don't know how to move on from a parasocial relationship.
@waccness449
5 ай бұрын
@@themechanicalvee5244 LMFAO truest shit I heard all day
@ezflex
5 ай бұрын
Saaaaaaaame
@NubE-Co
5 ай бұрын
@@themechanicalvee5244 it's because no one knows what a fken social relationship is because they are all people so lonely at school and home to the point they resort to turning into junkies using Nyquil to stay happy. Then the suddenly unexpected dea... retirement* happened then they all mounted and haven't moved on. As Sun Zu never said "Strong-willed people thrive better", that is certainly better for people like @rgbtoaster9409 .
"Im a good person! I didn't even kill those pigs my slaves did!" - Techno, the best good person ever maybe. May he rest well.
@Windja69
Ай бұрын
Dude that’s gotta be one of the funniest clips i’ve ever seen
@d1nodray
Ай бұрын
Chaotic good
technoblade: spends 3 real life days in minecraft trying to get a head that grants speed skyblock admins: 1 % s p e e d
@akw.lol.
3 жыл бұрын
Just get 400 talisman with 1 percent speed
@jessely3403
3 жыл бұрын
@@akw.lol. You do know that you would have to kill 40 thousand bats then... Right?
@akw.lol.
3 жыл бұрын
@@jessely3403 yes, thats skyblock, grind for years just for slightly better stuff
@jessely3403
3 жыл бұрын
@@akw.lol. um. lol..? i guess?
@masterdoge987
3 жыл бұрын
@@jessely3403 talismans don’t stack
The fastest man alive to ever win our hearts with he's humor and cool moments this is one of my favorite videos of The Blade. Rest easy King 👑
@I-am-your-sunshine-lebron
7 ай бұрын
No replies?
@BloodSlayer429
7 ай бұрын
@@I-am-your-sunshine-lebron well I don't care for replies XD I just Miss Techno since he is one of the Inspirations that got me doing KZread
@I-am-your-sunshine-lebron
7 ай бұрын
@@BloodSlayer429 yeah i just kinda find it funny you had 500 likes but no replies
@jay57145
6 ай бұрын
F techno
"I'm a nice guy, I didn't kill those pigs, my slaves did" This man's humor is through the roof
@forgottensouls1736
2 жыл бұрын
ikr
@cadbanesfavoritehat5655
2 жыл бұрын
So many things wrong with that one sentence.
@outtaideas849
2 жыл бұрын
@@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 It's womderft
@mr.nobody7176
2 жыл бұрын
@@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 what's wrong with slavery and animal harm?
@Vexxel256
2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.nobody7176 its because those radical leftist northener american communists treat both of them like crimes (This is a joke btw)
"Enchanted Orphans" Oh how much humans have evolved, yet, we fall quicker than a bomb.
@quinn3109
4 жыл бұрын
I busted out of laughen at that point
@ZAYKONN
4 жыл бұрын
Just... Why?
@jay65388
4 жыл бұрын
quicker than the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor
@chrislol8008
4 жыл бұрын
@@quinn3109 has that ever been said before?
@hts9060
4 жыл бұрын
Not the thought that went through my mind when I heard this, but it’ll do.
“I’m a good person,I didn’t do it, my slaves did it” -Technoblade
The flash:I’m the fastest man alive Techno:hold my potatoes
@The3DChef
8 ай бұрын
fr lol
"the low price of 600 thousand sugarcane" idk techno, i mean its pretty cheap compared to your 500 MILLION potatoes
@vinceblake5094
3 жыл бұрын
this is technoblade we are talking about
@Hose_10
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@orangecitron4367
3 жыл бұрын
L o L
@Caligtag
3 жыл бұрын
I mean- i don’t know what to *say.*
@orangecitron4367
3 жыл бұрын
@@Caligtag lol edited
Friends: let’s hang out Me: can’t, I gotta farm enchanted orphans
@p_eabean
4 жыл бұрын
That’s made out of 160 other orphans
@potatismos6657
4 жыл бұрын
As I do not have friends this is not a problem for me
@excell_1786
4 жыл бұрын
An enchanted orphanage will be made out of 160 enchanted orphans
@pasta9914
4 жыл бұрын
@Aidan Penaherrera Or you can get the terrorist minion which burns 30 orphanges every 5 hours
@ThatOneGuy-qw1xx
4 жыл бұрын
Friend: I have pie. Me: WE HAVE PERMISSION TO ACTIVATE WARP SPEED
The gasps of pure joy is what I live for now.
Technoblade: **has 17 Ender pearls in his inventory** Me: *wait that’s illegal*
@ethanbalaskas6541
3 жыл бұрын
7:25 uhh you mean 55
@MinusZaxis
3 жыл бұрын
Because he got them from minions
@ebgurif
3 жыл бұрын
@@MinusZaxis but then they turn into stacks of 16
@MattsAlive
3 жыл бұрын
Nothing is in skyblock
@PlatinumPlsOC
3 жыл бұрын
MrHotSandWich this video was 1 year ago
"Legenendary endgane armor crafted out of enchanted orphans" Hypixel: WRITE THAT DOWN!!
@acidtimejams8208
3 жыл бұрын
then they added dungeon armor made with enchanted orphans
@DexFire1115
3 жыл бұрын
@@acidtimejams8208 which one?
@Sorta8
3 жыл бұрын
@@DexFire1115 *Young dragon armor is made out of orphans*
@lunaticbyte
3 жыл бұрын
@@Sorta8 holy
@aclzrufxzclnhoaiucmmsoghcl4844
3 жыл бұрын
@@lunaticbyte no adaptive
my man sacraficed the entire rest of his life only for him to rematch those damn orphans
@VoxilVerum
7 ай бұрын
damn
Just stumbled upon this on my front page, run faster than Sonic technoblade, godspeed
"enchanted orphants" what the hell is that
@nickwang5237
7 ай бұрын
The children of parents who have curse of vanishing
“Speed is the only stat I care about” 1 year later *spends months farming potatoes to beat a child* rest in peace legend
@zsivkovicsmate8747
3 жыл бұрын
Yes no
@abirb5384
3 жыл бұрын
Well yes but actually no
@user-cv2my8ck5d
3 жыл бұрын
*Potato Farming speed*is also speed so...
@Murasaki_Saya
3 жыл бұрын
He also used speed to farm it
@Chris-co3le
3 жыл бұрын
Just a few months later and squid is like over 18 sooo older than you
"I'm a good person" and "my slaves did" in a single phrase is just not right
@Pji56
3 жыл бұрын
In a single statement that makes sense and is right
@xem_ity
3 жыл бұрын
I’m a good person even tho I didn’t donate to charity, but my slaves did, paid slaves. I did it, it sounds normal- kinda
@meechsanims
3 жыл бұрын
My slaves did get paid about 30 dollars an hour for their hard work, and I let them quit when they wanted to, so I think I'm a good person.
@Pji56
3 жыл бұрын
@@meechsanims slaves don’t get paid if you paid them they’re workers
@meechsanims
3 жыл бұрын
@@Pji56 I was gonna tack that on but it had to be in one sentence
this popped up on my reccomended, rest in peace, man.
His spirit lives on, and sooner or later we might meet him
@icey1262
7 ай бұрын
shut up he's in hell
@RemoteAccessGG
7 ай бұрын
@@icey1262why
I absolutely love how he has the same tone of voice the whole time Until he wants to achieve a talisman from bats
@gidselo9982
3 жыл бұрын
Dustvio YT im ur 100th like :)
@yo_imarat8189
3 жыл бұрын
ZacEchizenGamer Thanks!
@danielbeauchot1217
3 жыл бұрын
@@yo_imarat8189 im ur 741 like :)
@yo_imarat8189
3 жыл бұрын
Daniel Beauchot Thanks
@Xavagery
3 жыл бұрын
"I've spent so many hours failing to get the bat talisman that now my voice has changed significantly"
I love how everyone started to yell "Ban him" in chat when he started going mach 3
@Likeusb1
4 жыл бұрын
No, not mach 3. Mach 50. He legitimately can warp from one map location to another in 0.5 seconds.
@shinypikagaming
3 жыл бұрын
He gets called a hacker no matter what game mode he plays!
@josephjoestar5861
3 жыл бұрын
@@originaljoke4502 nice pfp
@Est.-.
3 жыл бұрын
@@originaljoke4502 nice pfp
@anormous6903
3 жыл бұрын
that was said by one person.
I truly miss him, even in France, we learned english to watch his videos, Rip techno, you made us grow, fastest men in skyblock for sure
i will forever rewatch these kinds of video's. you have given me happiness for the longest time and i will never forget that. your physical form may not be here but i will remember the love youve given us. i will spread that love throughout the years. rest in peace technoblade.
3:48 *17 ender pearls in inventory* Me: *Wait, that's illegal*
@noahryding
4 жыл бұрын
Syndiate i was also gonna comment that omfg
@yoboikamil525
4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to skyblock
@diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs
4 жыл бұрын
Well This is Skyblock
@anaccount4354
4 жыл бұрын
This comment is stolen from a comment from 3 months ago... And I think that one was stolen too.
@Syndiate__
4 жыл бұрын
@@anaccount4354 Well, if there was a comment like this one, I didn't mean to steal it.
RIP Technoblade. You were an incredible person.
@RyanRoadReaper
4 жыл бұрын
woah dude and that's when Technoblade became the founder of KFC
@NXE212
4 жыл бұрын
And he said they don't have right sooo
@itssoulz2131
4 жыл бұрын
Pigs 2019-2019
@return3116
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao.
@return3116
4 жыл бұрын
@@esai2152 bruvh
“You gotta believe me, I’m a good person, I didn’t kill the pigs, my slaves did” 😂
"I didn't even kill those pigs, my slaves did."
techno: "speed is the only stat i care abt" also techno: "He only averaged 8 hrs of farming per day while i averaged 11"
@CEOGames
3 жыл бұрын
What a casual, am I right?
@yehonatanduek8705
3 жыл бұрын
Potatoes aren't a stat, they're a lifestyle.
@user-dh8oi2mk4f
3 жыл бұрын
Yehonatan Duek farming is a stat I think
@yehonatanduek8705
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-dh8oi2mk4f potato farming is beyond stats, nothing can capture its value.
@paulsd9255
3 жыл бұрын
Speed does boost his manual farming though.
+1% SpEeD after 3 real life days of grinding: Casuals: this dude is crazy! Technoblade: worth it nerds
@fjxs
4 жыл бұрын
But he didn’t think it was worth it..
@i.suk.6146
4 жыл бұрын
@@fjxs Where did you hear him say that?
@urrmil
4 жыл бұрын
@minecraft epicness bruh im not even at that yet I legit am stuck on making me a godset and techno and you here aiming for legendary tier items ;w;
@Nugcon
4 жыл бұрын
e p i c
"Look I didn't commit mass murder and extinction, I made my slaves do it "
R.I.P Technoblade. You will live on in our hearts
"I hear a tiny idot flying around, where is he?" -Technoblade, 2019
@ajzhunt
3 жыл бұрын
when tommy gets elytra
@harveylunt4613
3 жыл бұрын
Technoplane
@dahmarkus
3 жыл бұрын
.... the flying word in ur comment @Nula Kano it’s floating not flying he said floating
@ecxdee
3 жыл бұрын
@@ajzhunt lmao so hard
@Demian1
3 жыл бұрын
lol
“Legendary armor made out of enchanted orphans” -Techno 2019
@sodiboo
4 жыл бұрын
uhm achtuallie it wood eb enchanted orhpahn metablocks
@bunnyjr6383
4 жыл бұрын
bruh i've already gotten so much progress, i got like 10 double chests of enchanted orphans just waiting for the craft
@domeen0gt895
4 жыл бұрын
damn thats a lot of orphans .____________.
@bunnyjr6383
4 жыл бұрын
@@domeen0gt895 more like thats a huge double chest to have that many e n c h a n t e d orphans in
@kugelblitzingularity304
4 жыл бұрын
If harry potter became an armour
Fly high, Technoblade You will be missed
Speed, I Am speed. - Technoblade
Wait... Legendary Endgame armor crafted out of enchanted orphans...? *Young Dragon has entered the chat*
@blockymaster90
4 жыл бұрын
Joey Woey *WISE DRAGON*
@drawer1554
4 жыл бұрын
*WISE DRAGON*
@blockymaster90
4 жыл бұрын
can this piece of meat get 1000 subs *DID U COPY ME?!*
@paulshereshaw6092
4 жыл бұрын
Once I had 103 dirt blocks in a stack, weard glitch
@drawer1554
4 жыл бұрын
Blocky Master sorry I didn’t see your comment
"this must be how Saitama feels" spoken like a true weeb
@whimsical682
3 жыл бұрын
@Ventea You just had to be here to ruin it.
@HeyJinx
3 жыл бұрын
Anime is gross
@unlostless1646
3 жыл бұрын
@@HeyJinx you’re gross
@mostannoyingscaramain
3 жыл бұрын
@@HeyJinx Says someone with the name Coffee-
@pimvanlith3473
3 жыл бұрын
@@HeyJinx your profile picture perfectly describes you
people are still watching these videos 4 years ago. quality content
fastest man in heaven, he's stabbing orphans with jesus now.
I feel like this is the best video to say “Godspeed you magnificent bastard” 🫡
@ilycrystbruh
Жыл бұрын
love this comment
@jacksonbaye7920
2 ай бұрын
o7
The magma cubes... “I WANT TO BREAKE FREEEEeeeEEEE!”
@AngelicaNightgrove
2 жыл бұрын
@Itz harbir 7:22
@benfrank9622
2 жыл бұрын
Is this a Song? Hehehe
@Bayen737
2 жыл бұрын
@@benfrank9622 its called "I Want To Break Free" by queens
@medeleanuvlad6706
2 жыл бұрын
U copie my comment
@Dot_1
2 жыл бұрын
@@medeleanuvlad6706 you didn't post any comment
"you're telling me that tia the fairy can give me the base stats of a demigod, but if I want to walk slightly faster, that's too much to ask for?" is kinda the same vibe as "so my school can buy $4000 4K TVs just to show stupid school news that can easily be put on a billboard, but if the teachers want a slightly better salary, that's suddenly 'too expensive?'"
@YourBeety
3 жыл бұрын
True dat
@fuzzystudiosofficial
3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@xueluu2127
3 жыл бұрын
Damm
@rxin943
3 жыл бұрын
Summer break, winter break, spring break, autumn break, staff day.
@merrymeowtastic2491
3 жыл бұрын
oof
Enchanted orphans
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
@Random_guy._.
7 ай бұрын
Bro it’s been a year calm down
2:31 “technically the plural of talisman is talismans but that sounds really stupid so I’m not gonna say it” says the English major Edit: fixed a spelling mistake
@scitheme3831
3 жыл бұрын
When you have a high enough level in the English skill tree english will bend to your will.
@Anonymous-xb2yb
3 жыл бұрын
when you defy english when you're studying it
@ghost_animates7926
3 жыл бұрын
*t a l i s m e n*
@relevantduck1294
3 жыл бұрын
T a i l s m e n s
@megulag
3 жыл бұрын
He says he's an english major, but little does he know it's pronounced mens not mans
I’m a nice person, I didn’t even kill those pigs. My slaves did. Pig minion requires porkchop so he had to kill at least 80 to get 1 minion.
@tipakA
4 жыл бұрын
could also get minion from any other source than crafting
@myst9383
4 жыл бұрын
He prob traded for it
@justinchan8785
4 жыл бұрын
He still kill atleast 1 pig to unlock the collection
@mootwo_
4 жыл бұрын
Locyin Chan To get the collection, you need to kill a pig or take the pork from your slaves. If someone else gave him the minion, he would have the collection
@greenchinook1464
4 жыл бұрын
He could’ve bought porkchops
9:32 hits different four years later
Techno kinda called it considering In a lobby there is only orphan dragons that you spawn with eyes
"Enchanted orphans" really need to enchant their parents with *curse of binding* next time
@soosun653
2 жыл бұрын
A little bit late to the party Mr.IAmEverywhere
@lynnxia7668
2 жыл бұрын
Better late than never
@clawsy4022
2 жыл бұрын
a
@hanzogoat
2 жыл бұрын
1 year late brother
@plain5858
2 жыл бұрын
my bruhtha you kinda late here.
"look! I'm innocent, I didn't kill those pigs, my slaves did" why did i laugh so hard at this 4:31
@YourBeety
3 жыл бұрын
You need to kill pigs to get slaves lol
@dayquantavous3rd
3 жыл бұрын
"Imma a good person I did not Picked the coton, 𝑀𝑦 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑑𝑖𝑑.“
@orestisgeorgatos6725
3 жыл бұрын
Generally how jokes work
@LimonluMentos
3 жыл бұрын
S L A V E R Y
When he wrote that RIP who knew that it would come true one day 😢 missing you techno ❤
fastest man in skyblock conquering the kingdom of heaven rn
It took you 220k coins to get wise on your full set, it took me 240k to get wise on my boots. Thank you hypixel.
@xo-kora
4 жыл бұрын
Linagn very cool
@xo-kora
4 жыл бұрын
Big Boss very cool
@Aaron-rt9vl
4 жыл бұрын
@@poghogdogfrog You are very lucky then😮
@Aaron-rt9vl
4 жыл бұрын
@@poghogdogfrog Still very lucky compared to me
@willhblob1171
4 жыл бұрын
aannnddd it took me 7500 to get wise on my chestplate lmao
“It better make me fast” A few seconds later: “ONE PERCENT SPEED :0”
@TheAustronaut03
3 жыл бұрын
9:49
3:44 Why is there snow in the nether? Hypixel: Good question
He took are hearts rest in peace king of minecraft
9:17 Amazon shippers at 11:59 pm after someone asks for same day delivery
@LacyCrusty
3 жыл бұрын
i saw a guy in the chat named Amazon_Canada also
@jakerussell135
3 жыл бұрын
@@LacyCrusty lmaoo
@TFNfinalflame21
3 жыл бұрын
lol
@chloroplast8611
3 жыл бұрын
@@TFNfinalflame21 u hav a stupid name
@etiennec78
3 жыл бұрын
@@LacyCrusty 9:24
"I've spent so many hours failing to get the bat talisman that now my voice has changed significantly"
@cooleKinder
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh i read this when that scne ecame up
@ln6373
3 жыл бұрын
@@cooleKinder same
@treshkun6257
3 жыл бұрын
Fate???
@monke6912
3 жыл бұрын
You get corona effect
Speeding around in the afterlife
THATS WHY TECHNO BLADE NEVER DIES
“That emerald set is gonna be worthless, while i’m still gonna be too fast to handle.” *Young Dragon Set laughs in speed*
@williamgraystone3288
2 жыл бұрын
Young dragon is poggers
@-BloodBATH-
2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@paggity977
2 жыл бұрын
@Videoms hi
@wiblr2398
2 жыл бұрын
wise:
@37cats
2 жыл бұрын
The end did not exist back then
Techno: At the end of the day, I failed to get the one thing that really mattered:- Me: Love? Techno: -speed. Me: Oh.
@plippy3717
3 жыл бұрын
Speed is a drug
@Charles-ev8sb
3 жыл бұрын
@@plippy3717 dont necropost
@floralfading
3 жыл бұрын
Charles ok charles
@tori9664
3 жыл бұрын
@@Charles-ev8sb doesn't really matter on yt
@snakesalad199
3 жыл бұрын
@@Charles-ev8sb who cares lol
Never watched him before, don't like the minecraft community but his content is actually really good
@pepitedechocolat8283
Жыл бұрын
he was really good inded
@olsirmonkey
Жыл бұрын
The best 😢
2022 was proble the worst day for all of use RIP TECHNO!
Here me out, but *Imagine if Technoblade used a steering wheel, while being the fastest man in skyblock*
@eidolon9012
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@thomasholder4917
3 жыл бұрын
TECHNO PLANE AND TECHNOCAr
@clintrichor2127
3 жыл бұрын
@@thomasholder4917 get tf out nO
@DaDerpyCarrot
3 жыл бұрын
hypixel would just make a racetrack island specifically for technoblade to do that lmao
@garyconners4546
3 жыл бұрын
That's so dumb that its smart
"You're telling me Tia the fairy can give me the base stats of a Greek demigod but if I want to walk slightly faster that's too much to ask" I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
@420noscoper
4 жыл бұрын
how
@salamence1999
4 жыл бұрын
Isaac Martinez that’s not even funny lol
@isaacmartinez8768
4 жыл бұрын
Just let me have this ok
@420noscoper
4 жыл бұрын
but you have a roblox profile
@battleaxe7074
4 жыл бұрын
Discrimination reeeee
9:23 I love how people in chat are like "BAN HIM"
Imagine if techno survied cancer and said not even close baby technoblade never dies!!! that would hit different...
“Some new legendary endgame armor crafted from enchanted orphans” -Technoblade 2019
@dedenyt
4 жыл бұрын
Ripping of other comments, huh?
@krimzana8128
4 жыл бұрын
@@dedenyt everyone's quoting him shut up
@awasd99
4 жыл бұрын
1 Enchanted orphan are made out of 1 stack of teho head,1stack of skeleton head and 1 skeleron minion
@eliiNya
4 жыл бұрын
i knew there would be a comment about this
@kenlim6485
4 жыл бұрын
Woah, you watched the video?
Hypixel when technoblade tries to walk faster *he's to dangerous to be kept alive!*
@imhahafunny1150
4 жыл бұрын
Too
@amasing115
4 жыл бұрын
Endercreeper _25 100TH LIKERRR
Rest in peace Techno blade u were a very good youtuber.
8:39 I guarantee you he stopped at the Smart refinement and said to himself "It's basically the same thing" and then kept going
Everyone: “Noooo Technoblade, go for defense not speed!” Technoblade: Haha, feet go brrrrrrrr!
@dalepisarczyk2080
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t really get why he would go out of his way to say it since he already said in the beginning that he only cared about speed and it was the only stat he was willing to upgrade and spend on to get it to the max
@dalepisarczyk2080
3 жыл бұрын
@Michael Pawelczak nah I’d rather not because I don’t have to and it’s just common sense.
@levington6704
3 жыл бұрын
@@dalepisarczyk2080 ur just being toxic for no reason, people are just trying to have a good time and you are ruining it
@dalepisarczyk2080
3 жыл бұрын
@@levington6704 How am i being toxic? he told me to shut up so i decided to fight back. That's like you going up to me and calling me a loser, than i say something back and your friend accuses me of being toxic. And also..... HOW AM I RUINING OTHER PEOPLS FUN LOL? Like dude i said nothing and i repeat NOTHING mean to this guy's comment, and then you accuse me of being mean? Like dude i was just trying to say something and you accuse me of being mean. Christ i have lost hope for humanity.
@BadUsernameKing
3 жыл бұрын
I've lost that ages ago
>legendary armour made out of enchanted orphans young dragon: chuckles i’m in danger
@drawer1554
4 жыл бұрын
wisdomguy who is actually not very wise kill his parents. then get the orphan
@Linda-qv8wm
4 жыл бұрын
Who dat
His videos are getting recommended to me again and I can't help but watch them all over again...
rewatching some of the videos and it doesn’t get old
"It better give me so much speed, oop here comes the sun, one last bat for the day- Pleeeaass, please just give me the t-*gasp* 1% SPEED"
@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
3 жыл бұрын
what
@adithyabalaji5132
3 жыл бұрын
no way you watched the video too?
@toastgaming7892
3 жыл бұрын
@@adithyabalaji5132 wow!
“Thank you dark souls” Was that a DUNKEY REFERENCE?
@Zyveo
4 жыл бұрын
Which part is it
@quadded
4 жыл бұрын
What I comment on that 2 videos ago and got only 8 likes I think imma go cry in a corner
@z3565
4 жыл бұрын
Leo Krahn ur life must be sad
@quadded
4 жыл бұрын
it is
@floorpuncher3280
4 жыл бұрын
Nah its a Jojo reference
Rip legend saw this video when it released got it recommended
This was the first ever technoblade video that i watched back in 2019...
Humans - Spends half the day working and playing games, spends half the day sleeping Technoblade - Spends 24 hours playing skyblock, spends 0 hours doing anything else
@killernemesisgaming9317
4 жыл бұрын
JustBark Ha! You underestimate the powers of Techno’s new haircut! He spends twenty FIVE hours a day playing skyblock.
@rage3288
4 жыл бұрын
@@killernemesisgaming9317 NANI!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
@myers451
4 жыл бұрын
He must be a stando user
@bennerlaurenciano6510
4 жыл бұрын
Thats the secret of the OPness of our king pig technoblade
@auroxium2577
4 жыл бұрын
mood tbh
It is a tragedy to see this wonderful man fall to such an inexorable curse. May his legacy never die
@lightningboltgamer2045
Жыл бұрын
Inexorable.... thats a big word but yes I agree techno never dies
@the_dark_lord7688
Жыл бұрын
God speed techno
@spiderman2897
Жыл бұрын
Why are these comments everywhere and wdym techno died
@psycho5963
Жыл бұрын
@@spiderman2897 he died of cancer yesterday dude
@RedoOkay
Жыл бұрын
@@spiderman2897 he died on june 10th but it was announced yesterday
Enchanted orphans..that got me lying on the floor😂😂
Truly the speediest man. Rest well Techno. ❤️
“You’re telling me that Tia the Fairy can give everyone the stats of a greek demigod, but if I wanna walk slightly faster that’s too much to ask?”
@ibrahimadam2607
2 жыл бұрын
9:30 coryxkenshin 5 minutes during every yandere simulator video
@Folk_Rocket
2 жыл бұрын
why is this a top comment lol
@formidability5631
2 жыл бұрын
yeah, we all watched the vid.
@dramere
2 жыл бұрын
YES!
@swagubirk
2 жыл бұрын
That's not funny. You just take something out of the video and put it as a comment.
“Crafted out of enchanted orphans” I’m actually crying
@kellythekitty5190
3 жыл бұрын
WE FOUND THE ORPHAN TECHNO
@Demian1
3 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@BLDw_TT
3 жыл бұрын
2:03
@ethanseto5203
3 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Rodd that's not a stan lol
@Starwarrior-pw5st
3 жыл бұрын
When you realize young dragon armor is made of orphans
it feels weird watching this
If only he were alive to play the crimson isle. His gear will make Goldor, necron, fervor, and maxed crimson tremble in fear for his 100k voted rising sun gear. Fly high technoblade, higher than the ghasts with your spider boots and grappling hook.
Techno: " GAASP* " Techno: " *1% SPEED* " Oof level: maximum
My name is Techno Blade. And I'm the fastest man in sky block. When i was a child i got bullied in survival games but i found by bullies and i am now going to take revenge.
@agixjames
4 жыл бұрын
I am, the Flash
@buried4845
4 жыл бұрын
Fastest pig*
@BlockedUser1
4 жыл бұрын
Technoblades declassified mineman genocide
@avalonava
4 жыл бұрын
And I am, A PIG
@sallylove6197
4 жыл бұрын
Is this a flash parady
he has zoomed into heaven...
"Enchanted orphans" 💀💀💀