BUY MY YOUTOOZ HERE: youtooz.com/products/technoblade Edit: SOLD OUT! eyyyy

@Android-hn8bj

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@acrazyr

4 жыл бұрын

Technoblade ok boomer

@KLM_744

4 жыл бұрын

TECHNOOOO YOUTOOOOOOZZZZZ

@wewladstbh

4 жыл бұрын

NO! I AM A FREE MAN IN A FREE COUNTRY!

@artemk.420

4 жыл бұрын

Already done :D

Americans: Inches Europeans: Centimeters Technoblade: oRaNgEs

@attendez1700

3 жыл бұрын

Cries in literally every country but America and countries outside of Europe

@twoscarabsintheswarm9055

3 жыл бұрын

I measure in Habsburg jawlines

@cardboardbox331

3 жыл бұрын

I measure in the dead, deconstructed corpses of my people

@fallenintothestars

3 жыл бұрын

DerpMan I think most of America would rather use the metric system lol

@cardboardbox331

3 жыл бұрын

Sir Cloud yeah me too. It’s like if your brother has super smash bro’s on his switch and switches up the controls without telling you, so you learn how to play completely different then the rest of the world, and can’t use the controls on anyone else’s switch

“Attempted murder is not a crime” -TommyInnit 2019

@gdbloxis

4 жыл бұрын

only true murder is punishable in the mindset of the gamer also tommytrusty for the win

@chriszhang3

4 жыл бұрын

Nice one Danma -CZ1235

@johnathanchow3800

4 жыл бұрын

B I G B R A I N T I M E

@yourmomxdlmao

4 жыл бұрын

Attempted murder is a crime - technoblade no its not - tommyinnit

@frenchwaffl

4 жыл бұрын

But it is

Tommy: how can you blame someone for a crime they didn't commit? Techno: attempted murder is a crime Tommy: no it's not

@ultraczj7196

Жыл бұрын

You didn't have to cut me off

@Abhinav93741

8 ай бұрын

But hes a child

@demongirl1019

8 ай бұрын

444th like Miss the king TwT

Rest in Peace, Legend. Cancer didn't beat you, it died with you, it was a draw, Technoblade never loses, Technoblade never dies

@Tyy-b-un9bl

10 ай бұрын

Technically true, the cancer died with him. Actually, the cancer cells were probably taken out of his body and used to feed organisms that could help cure cancer. Even in death he does great things.

@Ennard69

6 ай бұрын

​@@Tyy-b-un9blnormally i would say smth along the lines of"that's a lot of words, too bad I ain't reading them", but il make an exception, for the blade master himself

Child: has dreams Techno: DIBS

@azirul9311

4 жыл бұрын

Giorno better be running now.

@thijsvanderveen3918

4 жыл бұрын

You can't claim someone else their dream 🤦‍♀️

@i-heart-joeyy

4 жыл бұрын

Evan Pelletier r/whoooosh

“I’m like Batman but i still have parents” *sad orphan noises*

@jimmymoore1675

4 жыл бұрын

PUNCH THE ORPHANS

@FreshSans

4 жыл бұрын

what orphans? he killed them all

@eefflie

4 жыл бұрын

I drop kicked them all

@someone-xp8ii

4 жыл бұрын

The ones from whom he stole gifts from? They left the orphan

@mexican3768

4 жыл бұрын

Orphan armor

We love and miss you Techno, thank you for everything you've done for this community. You may be gone but you'll never be forgotten here. Techno never dies

@rick0933

Жыл бұрын

Technoblade never saw this

@Vintrox

Жыл бұрын

@@rick0933 dude

@vodkacannon

Жыл бұрын

@@rick0933 Hope, rick. That’s what we need.

@rick0933

Жыл бұрын

@@vodkacannon I was just sayin

@JohnUnsub

Жыл бұрын

@@rick0933 No shit corpses don't see, grieving is for the living not the dead.

Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything. Blood for the Blood God. Rest In Peace.

@_MkSCARED_

Жыл бұрын

@Mecha Gamer i think Techno will laugh in Heaven

@iwobrzostowski1572

Жыл бұрын

Techno probably is laughing at us now and Joking with god…

@pkhl_1617

Жыл бұрын

@@iwobrzostowski1572 he is God, lol

@bradleejames5859

Жыл бұрын

Yeah!

@redornament3248

Жыл бұрын

Skulls for the Skull Throne

Technoblade: fighting terrorism with terrorism since 2019

@qquanzaa

4 жыл бұрын

let's be real here at least since 2016

@zekesmith6332

4 жыл бұрын

Northern Ireland in a nutshell

@BaconLover100

4 жыл бұрын

I like cheese.

@stparm

4 жыл бұрын

I like Parmesan cheese

@conflicted5575

4 жыл бұрын

Damn right

Wilbur: Yeah, let’s make it neutral. Pete: *BAN HIM AND BURN HIS LAND*

@akronred648

4 жыл бұрын

Well, during the peace talks they did raze Tommy's crops.

@felipelin1898

4 жыл бұрын

Po

@GuakstickLabs

4 жыл бұрын

Wilbur did half of those things at the end of the talks.

@aaa-955

4 жыл бұрын

Frederik Massier no that’s Pete’s chat

Tommy then: You betrayed me Wilbur Tommy now: you betrayed me techno

@christopherbravo1813

2 жыл бұрын

everyone: such a deep personality! wow! what amazing character development!

Techno: “smooth transition to outro” Me: *saluts with tears in eyes* “ the smoothest” Rest easy king, we will never forget you. Blood for the blood god Techno never dies

"war is like a bunch of grown men coming together to dropkick a small child" Technoblade 2019

@CyberCactus

4 жыл бұрын

@@MostInsaneStuff He paraphrased it

@that1calledsam288

4 жыл бұрын

Queue great northern war

@thingsareabouttogetgrusome5092

4 жыл бұрын

well... You’re not wrong

this whole time he was DECEIVING US! HE WAS MERELY LYING TO US TO FARM POTATOES!

@NTA_Music

3 жыл бұрын

:0

@franksmith9866

3 жыл бұрын

*gasp* :O

@Aa-vn5gu

3 жыл бұрын

What?!?!??!!!??

@Alvionalx

3 жыл бұрын

Eric TheCreeper potato war 2

@acua6032

3 жыл бұрын

annie jing Potato War 3- *the finale*

Rewatching these videos, I miss this guy already. Hopefully nothing ever happens to his channel so we can relive his content for years to come. RIP King Techno

@sunboitheultimate9886

Жыл бұрын

Hes actually gained 3 mill subs since his death. Alex died, but technoblade still going strong! R.I.P

@someever

Жыл бұрын

@@sunboitheultimate9886 that's why TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

@thatoneperson-thatyoucantr3652

Жыл бұрын

Took me a while to watch these videos but im back

@ilovedollssomuch

9 ай бұрын

I bought media human KZread downloader and i have all of his videos archived in 480p with some playlists like the potato war downloaded in 1080p. Im not allowing any videos to be lost.

Its so good to watch your old content RIP Techno you will be missed by everyone

@hades_god_of_underworld4231

Жыл бұрын

Amen 🙏

@hades_god_of_underworld4231

Жыл бұрын

Rip techno

british empire be like: and in my free time i annexed south africa

@lustrouslamb3999

4 жыл бұрын

3:46

@daluven

4 жыл бұрын

Next he’s taking over australia to put all of his enemies in prison

@natopotato5827

4 жыл бұрын

british empire: not bad kid

@G4ZZAA

4 жыл бұрын

As a south african I can confirm that Technoblade is a terrible leader

@misterhotdogs

4 жыл бұрын

nice

"Attempted murder is a crime!" "...No it's not." - TommyInnit 2019

@kingchicken8232

4 жыл бұрын

Now they have to let me out!

@jessietravis

4 жыл бұрын

*unoriginal comment noises*

@milomondini1692

4 жыл бұрын

KingChicke &kr&kr& n

Never watched Techno in the past but after all of what happened i have started checking his amazing content out and wish I was here earlier. Rest in peace king, you may not be able to claim all of Minecraft earth but heaven is all yours 💕

@endinator730

Жыл бұрын

Strait fax

@pandasinc4729

Жыл бұрын

o7

@battlecatsubernoob1924

Жыл бұрын

R.I.P, but he also did claim the whole earth, look it up

@endinator730

Жыл бұрын

@@battlecatsubernoob1924 yeah he did it cuz it was FUNNY

@Dredey04

Жыл бұрын

It was great being there live, wish you could see it. He was a great guy.

Tommy: "Why can't we just talk things out?!?!" Also Tommy: "How could is possibly want to talk to someone who betrayed me?"

10:50 "You kill people for money, that makes a mercenary" "I didn't kill anyone" "Yes, that's coz you're just a bad mercenary"

@deapexx

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@keyfiney9090

4 жыл бұрын

*laugh*

@isaactrockman4417

4 жыл бұрын

I also watched that video

@nexlevelup

4 жыл бұрын

YESS I LOVE THIS PART XD

@leonehrt

4 жыл бұрын

Woah! you watched the video too?!!?!11

“My chat wasn’t satisfied. They wanted blood.” So nothing has changed.

@probablyjael

3 жыл бұрын

Yup.

@bloodking5199

3 жыл бұрын

L

@TheBluePhoenix008

3 жыл бұрын

We never change

@zan821

2 жыл бұрын

@@probablyjael mmm mcdonalds french fries

@-JackFrost-

2 жыл бұрын

We still want blood

Pete's Chat: Ban him and burn his land. Damn, they woke up and chose war

Rest in peace brother

Love how Tommy had named his "The Great TechnoBlade War" and you're over here like "bullying a child"

@IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm

3 жыл бұрын

Tommy needs content so makes sense

@Arisell.

3 жыл бұрын

Technoblade needs to keep up the brand of murdering orphans

@curse4384

3 жыл бұрын

You’re*

@gametravelerjr1305

3 жыл бұрын

@@curse4384 yes

@edward5236

3 жыл бұрын

maybe because every time its three against one

"You kill people for money ur a mercenary" "But I didnt kill anyone D:" "....Ur just a bad mercenary" *Shots fired*

@alexsiemers7898

4 жыл бұрын

*Shots missed*

@aundersave

4 жыл бұрын

“I hit something but it wasn’t what i was going for so I guess I missed”

@aidanlowrance1528

4 жыл бұрын

AUnderSave then I shot again and then I missed I shot one more time then I missed, I was knocked out and I woke up had a popsicle then I missed again

"I'm like Batman, but I still have parents" 😂

alternate title: minecraft but we cyberbully a british child (smp earth)

small child : **exists** techno : *i'm about to end this man's whole career*

@quantum1311

4 жыл бұрын

>small child >man

@_SodaZ

4 жыл бұрын

If it can rattle it can battle.

@supercharger4189

4 жыл бұрын

@@_SodaZ made my day

@killrenns

4 жыл бұрын

free coins

@spicychicken8350

4 жыл бұрын

@Tate’s World bebe

Wilbur: “you’re a mercenary!” Tommy: “no I’m not!” Wilbur: “you kill people for money, that makes you a mercenary” Tommy: “I haven’t killed anyone!” Wilbur: “that just means you’re a bad mercenary...”

@lilysgrosss8742

3 жыл бұрын

i read this exactly as it played

@kaysanr

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilysgrosss8742 whats the time stamp?

@lilysgrosss8742

3 жыл бұрын

Muhammad Kaysan R. i don’t feel like finding it lmao

@AH-pr7di

3 жыл бұрын

10:50 if you really need it

@yummybee5974

3 жыл бұрын

Logic

The fact he started this series JUST to throw squid off lmao ez lol

5:48 the way techno dodged these arrows is so elegant

Tommy: exists Technoblade: *peace was never an option*

@roeital5504

3 жыл бұрын

*peace never existed*

@darknessrises9943

2 жыл бұрын

“The voices, they demand BLOOD!”

@reilim7074

2 жыл бұрын

Blood for the blood god

@dancingcarapace

2 жыл бұрын

@@reilim7074 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

@DRDDR8

2 жыл бұрын

@@dancingcarapace *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!*

tommy: begins the aggression also tommy: *"hOw CoUlD yOu Do ThIs To Me?!"*

@sarpbakrsoy8125

3 жыл бұрын

Just like the Confederates >Fires the first shot at Fort Sumter >"The War of Northern Agression"

@Predator20357

2 жыл бұрын

@@sarpbakrsoy8125 “But the Union were raising up soldiers!” *Confederates raided many Union armories before the start of the war and before the Union soldiers started being recruited*

@Nugcon

Жыл бұрын

"The war of Techno aggression"

“When did ‘buy Technoblade’s Youtooz’ get in here?” “I think that was always there” The peak of comedy

Techno: I cyberbully a small child Tommy: An intense war

"Several grown men working together to dropkick a small child." That actually sums the video up quite well.

@Nugcon

4 жыл бұрын

quality content

@jexilus_

4 жыл бұрын

Nugcon I agree

@ratbat1072

4 жыл бұрын

Techno is finally stabbing children again

@user-gt3dj9et5d

4 жыл бұрын

*Technoblade punted a child*

"that was how inconsequential this raid was" -Techno talking about the raid that would become the biggest war on the server

@oyuntsetsegoyuna8333

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't lose that much tho

@IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm

3 жыл бұрын

@MTA Denizen Sadly

@thegoofinator1

3 жыл бұрын

WW3 be like

“And in my free time, I annexed South Africa” I’ll take underrated Technoblade quotes for $800

Dude... I just can't get it in my head that he is no more

@GeekyViking

Жыл бұрын

He's never gone as long as he is not forgotten. But I know, it's hard to believe, I'm trying to remember that he is not in pain anymore,he is free ❤️ butt still it's hard..

Tommy is that kid who you launch a nuke at and he just goes “nuh-uh I have a shield against nukes”

@kars7748

3 жыл бұрын

You mean like... in pretend in kindergarten?

@irok1

3 жыл бұрын

But instead he actually has a nuclear shelter and protection for everything he owns

@irok1

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xode_25 the worst, but this is true Edit: and he deleted it, and I somehow read this comment twice as being Techno...okay

@alf1306

3 жыл бұрын

Hes the guy thatll pick scissors but then change to paper when he sees you picked rock

@sungpar8762

3 жыл бұрын

When you watch it on techno’s point of view it’s like his a kid but when you watch Tommy’s point of view it’s a whole other story.

2019 Technoblade: Bullying an Orphan in SMP Earth 2020 Technoblade: Bullying an Orphan in Potato War

@mohammednajl5950

3 жыл бұрын

Wait they’re not orphans! *_Not yet they’re not._*

@youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575

3 жыл бұрын

But the Potato War started before SMP Earth. And none of them are orphans. (plus "orphan" isn't capitalized)

@timothyfelten8567

3 жыл бұрын

Later in 2020: Creating orphans in Lmanberg

@mvshroom6875

3 жыл бұрын

Later on in 2020 Technoblade: Letting an Orphan stay with me while exiled

@believer1056

3 жыл бұрын

@@youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575 joke

0:40 FLAMINGO AND CLEETUS IN TECHNOBLADE VIDEO

I wish I watched him before he left. Rest in peace.

underrated quote: "the battle was over, and in my free time I annexed south africa"

@tomatosuper9649

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he did call dibs on South Africa

@luzia6563

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomatosuper9649 True

@identitynull1002

2 жыл бұрын

Sun Tzu, art of war

@basileus9472

2 жыл бұрын

hoi4 be like

@AngelKBoom

2 жыл бұрын

cries in south african /jk

This is late and nobody will see it but we need to bring back cooking with technoblade. Its solid.

@Aaden.mp4

4 жыл бұрын

*YES*

@shivenverma

4 жыл бұрын

By far the greatest episodes.

@caytee

4 жыл бұрын

I would pay to watch another episode of Cooking With Technoblade

@quavy5348

4 жыл бұрын

@@caytee It would be an absolute treasure

@joy-6629

4 жыл бұрын

YES PLEASE

Alex is the kind of dude who made an entire series to fool his enemies

the only parasocial relationship i have lol, i feel genuinely so sad everytime i remember techno is dead and wont upload again

The closest thing we'll ever get to a wilbur and techno collab.

@insomniablazze5829

4 жыл бұрын

minecraft monday and he has been in wilburs the snakes videos

@amiihan1589

4 жыл бұрын

iNsomNia blazze yup, but they've never really been in a proper youtube video where it's just the two of them doing something, like skeppy and techno's collabs

@dragonbullets2763

4 жыл бұрын

That is what a collab is lol

@insomniablazze5829

4 жыл бұрын

@@amiihan1589 its still a collab

@sirmaru1610

4 жыл бұрын

akamare member pog

Pete:*kills polar bear* Techno: "Calm down Pete, that polar bear had a family" Pete:"I know, their next"

@ellaisannoying4168

3 жыл бұрын

Uh oh, Techno’s rubbing off on him

@dreamstannumber4730

3 жыл бұрын

They’re*

@clemence9703

3 жыл бұрын

Adomas360 360 I’m*

@clemence9703

3 жыл бұрын

Capitalization is important

@clemence9703

3 жыл бұрын

Well he is hurting animals

"I'm like Batman but with parents" lol

Technoblade never dies.

“In my free time I annexed South Africa” this is the best line ever. Edit: 3:46

@pleasenerd5865

3 жыл бұрын

Almost as good as this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans

@joey-js9pr

3 жыл бұрын

@@pleasenerd5865 that's almost as good as "when god sends me to hell i want him to hesitate a bit"

@xpr0gidy

3 жыл бұрын

“attempted murder is a crime” “no it’s not”

@absoluteunit2424

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@turanball2999

3 жыл бұрын

british intensifies

I love how Techno now has his first official piece of merchandise, and he's talking about it like it's his first child XD

@helicoly3223

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, I also urge everyone that I know to buy my first child

@gamerobotjimmy

4 жыл бұрын

@@helicoly3223 lol

@gamerobotjimmy

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, everyone talks about their first child every 5 minutes irl

@Technoblade

4 жыл бұрын

ridiculous. as if i'd treat my first child that well

@yeowch419

4 жыл бұрын

@@Technoblade no

We love you techno Don’t worry we will continue your legacy Rip 🕊❤️

It’s still so amazing he only conquered the world for a potato war he truly is the king Rest in power Techno❤

Tommy’s POV: Valiantly fighting against Technoblade and his empire Techno’s POV: Haha bully small child for laughs

@kyoukoxizumi642

2 жыл бұрын

so true XD

@Jaconbee

2 жыл бұрын

also views and clout

@frostyskeletons8950

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jaconbee tommy didn’t have much clout back when this was recorded

Tommy’s vid: An epic war between heroes and villains! Techno’s vid: wanna bully tommy

@lavatroll5733

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@palecaptainwolfkayls8499

4 жыл бұрын

Tommy: You're like Thanos and I'm like Captain America. Techno: ...Yeah I'm fine with that comparison.

@aundersave

4 жыл бұрын

Captain America at the start of the Captain America the first Avenger

@yoboikamil525

4 жыл бұрын

yeah

its crazy to know hes not here with us anymore rip technoblade you will always be remembered

TECHNOPLANEEEEEE

“You’re a mercenary” Tommy:”I didn’t kill anyone” “You’re just a bad one”

@ohnoitsbart6387

4 жыл бұрын

Generic

“In my free time I annexed South Africa” -Techno 2020

@nathansafransky7772

3 жыл бұрын

its in 2019

@biggestpuppawpatrol6700

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathansafransky7772 dec 27th, it’s 4 days until 2020. It’s close enough lol.

@adenosinetriphosphate2494

3 жыл бұрын

British colonizing India towards Africa noises intensify

@hopesworld9850

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've been trying to find someone quoting this

@Elle-nm5rt

3 жыл бұрын

As a South African, *that's fair*

Just wanna Watch This Series, one last time

He talks so professional like he entered a few other earth smp

Tommy really loves starting wars on SMPs

@sergeantkillin2016

3 жыл бұрын

he thinks he’s more powerful than he really is

@randominternetuser987

3 жыл бұрын

Wars make minecraft 1000% funnier!

@vexorion6577

3 жыл бұрын

@@randominternetuser987 this new minecraft war mod is HILARIOUS

@BurakkuHishou

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like Tommy is the Fidel Castro or Kim Jong Un of SMPs: Thinks he's bigger than he is, always wants to poke the big dogs, but in reality is nothing but a stepping stone

@samscorch8252

2 жыл бұрын

@@BurakkuHishou like Kim Jung Un he fears death (I think)

Tommy and wilbur: at war Technoblade: looking at skeleton getting beat up in the corner 9:18

@mataharii161

4 жыл бұрын

lol yeah

@Nugcon

4 жыл бұрын

It's a metaphor for current events

@AJ-jk7ko

4 жыл бұрын

Tommy is the skeleton and techno and wilbur are the zombies

@mataharii161

4 жыл бұрын

@@AJ-jk7ko lmao symbolism

@MineCraft-tf1im

4 жыл бұрын

How does he zoom in?

Good Man.

Technoblade will be remembered, not because he was the best, but because of how many people he inspired.

@TheGrippler09

Жыл бұрын

But also because he was the best.

@nickyson4life

Жыл бұрын

@@TheGrippler09 I was gonna comment this lol He inspired millions but even if somehow no one had been inspired by this King, he was still the best

@blackhawkuh-6026

5 ай бұрын

Should be “Not, just because”

Voice over pete’s speech at the start made me cry

@hat1479

4 жыл бұрын

or as tommy would say after 10 minutes, 'made my cry'

Best roast, “they say history is written by the winners, but I can’t help but see Tommy over there writing.”

@edgystuffretarkidnormcring330

Жыл бұрын

Why is he a major then ?

Hello fellow rewatchers, I still love seeing the Minecart leave techno 💀

*"Lets bully Tommy"* Tommy: Ah F*ck no.

I love how techno edited out every time that Tommy said Cummin squad

@cloverdove

4 жыл бұрын

Family friendly techno

@charlesv581

4 жыл бұрын

@Emmanuel Diesta no he said cummin not come in

@roejogan8683

4 жыл бұрын

Is it pronounced 'Kyoo-Min'?

@theredpikachu6460

4 жыл бұрын

davidmichael that’s how Wilbur says it

@roejogan8683

4 жыл бұрын

@@theredpikachu6460 Yeah I'm just confused. But really, the only empire you need to know, is *_THE ANTARCTIC EMPIRE_*

It’s so funny that Tommy was just some annoying kid back then on everyone’s streams but now he’s probably one of the most popular streamers on twitch atm

@jayinpain2995

3 жыл бұрын

so true lol

@Nazao101

3 жыл бұрын

@Olivia Glaser LOL

@NWORails_Off_Topic

3 жыл бұрын

Yus

@goosergeeser1603

3 жыл бұрын

lmao yeah this just keeps getting more and more relevant he had 650K viewers today making him the biggest twitch streamer, and he is really quite close to passing techno in subs. wild stuff

@ancientbuns6770

3 жыл бұрын

He may have a little fame, but he’s still annoying af

Wilbur and tommy arguing* Techno watching a skeleton get teamed on by 2 zombiee*

Man, he should've said "I'm Batman! But I'm not an orphan!" 0:29

any SMP Tommyinnit goes to he's either the bad guy or he is outnumbered-

@Nazao101

3 жыл бұрын

mostly outnumbered

@sillykitty3904

3 жыл бұрын

Or outplayed

@BobBob-bm9kz

3 жыл бұрын

Both of these are just side effects of being annoying

@christopherbravo1813

3 жыл бұрын

it's actually always both

@trixtuli8623

3 жыл бұрын

Or straight out dead

"I'm like Batman! Except I still have parents!" *_O O F_*

@nyxdrawsthings6847

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@sillykitty3904

3 жыл бұрын

@@nyxdrawsthings6847 00:27

rest easy techno, your wit and sense of humour will never be forgotten

R.I.P Technoblade😢

Techno: quits college to upload more Techno : uploads less Me: surprised Pikachu face Edit: this comment is still relevant today

@haziqhschiu5883

4 жыл бұрын

You must be new huh

@carlotiu1308

4 жыл бұрын

haziq hschiu why? I’m new btw

@mjennow5452

4 жыл бұрын

*beats tommy with carrots in hypixel skyblock

@lanz6951

4 жыл бұрын

So... you're new here huh

@edgymcmuffin7032

4 жыл бұрын

THANOS LOGAN PAUL it’s much better then one video a year

Techno in SMP Earth after killing Tommy: I just killed a homeless person. Techno in Bannerlords when he finds homeless looters: Free money!

@defensivekobra3873

3 жыл бұрын

Video where?

@Mas3d_p0ta3rs

3 жыл бұрын

You can look at the vods

Rest well, pal.

Techno is better than Batman. Even after he passed away, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

"He's just standing there... menacingly!" And now we know Techno still watches Spongebob.

@oomar4597

4 жыл бұрын

squidward ativates ZA WORLDA

@100subswnovideoschallenge5

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@xvirality2185

4 жыл бұрын

This meme is hilarious

@xvirality2185

4 жыл бұрын

@@oomar4597 stop with the dio meme

@xvirality2185

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not gonna ruin the 69 likes

Alt title: World super power bullies developing nation's dream to build a bridge

@varia2354

4 жыл бұрын

...So Real Life?

@georgek4416

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@painfullymundane

4 жыл бұрын

TECHNO YOUTOOZ!

@DevilsRadvocate

4 жыл бұрын

because developing nation destroyed world super power bridge

@liampackey8188

4 жыл бұрын

Literally USA versus Iran

When does some one die when they get cancer when they get hit by a truck no when they are forgotten Technoblade never dies

i wish i coudlve started watching him earlier and buy his merch or dolls bro cant belive how much 1 person's death can brring so many tears out

I love how everyone's chat is blood-thirsty lmao

@mataharii161

4 жыл бұрын

lol yeah its so unfair that some comments get no likes and others of equal quality get tons

@layalsaleh4103

4 жыл бұрын

@@mataharii161 no one cares about likes m8

@hazelhamili893

4 жыл бұрын

Layal Saleh I don’t care about likes but m8 that’s ur opinion. Many ppl beg for likes.

@layalsaleh4103

4 жыл бұрын

@@hazelhamili893 meh i just dont get why they ppl beg for likes. i get when ppl use it like a vote system or something, but begging is just pointless. but i guess they can do what they want.

@hazelhamili893

4 жыл бұрын

Layal Saleh same xd

The baby zombie that chased tommy wasnt phils spirit It was his stand

@Aa-vn5gu

3 жыл бұрын

尻の穴第三のお *basss boosted giornos theme intensifies*

@tenji1995

3 жыл бұрын

ZA ZOMBO

@greenlamps484

3 жыл бұрын

"This is the true power of my stand, [C A L M] act 4!"

@lilyhart3204

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@Dreycan

3 жыл бұрын

Yar yar days

Just watching his old videos, rip Alex 🪦🕊

R.I.P Champ :-( We will miss you

“I’m like Batman but I still have parents.” I- Just- I can’t

@defensivekobra3873

3 жыл бұрын

Really hates orphans

@chaoticpoint8105

3 жыл бұрын

"Who is Batman?" "Is like Technoblade, but without parents."

@primecredits3746

3 жыл бұрын

@@chaoticpoint8105 wtf

@av2678

3 жыл бұрын

@@chaoticpoint8105 lmao

@BeginswithPIE

Жыл бұрын

@@chaoticpoint8105 So suicidal?

I feel like technoblade hasn’t changed at all in the last four years

@fleshinblood8551

4 жыл бұрын

Of course he wouldn't he likes *BLOOD FOR THE B L O O D G O D*

@bones4564

4 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic , seven deadly sins is good show

@BJ-qv4vx

4 жыл бұрын

@@bones4564 s3 is bad

@killbot0298

4 жыл бұрын

@@BJ-qv4vx You're not wrong

@cristinamotta4471

3 жыл бұрын

•MissWolfieKun• use to

It's really sad that the only time it was a fair fight at all was when Tommy was immune to damage

Rest In Peace Tech turns out I relate more to you then I thought

Doctor: I’m sorry sir you have cancer Patient: how long do I have to live Doctor: we’ll get to that, but first..TECHNO YOUTOOZ

@seineevee

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOASDFGHJKL

@Alan_27

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@VanellikaB

2 жыл бұрын

This comment hits different now.😓

@Niko.bellic_001

Жыл бұрын

R.I.P

@ashes_of_arson

Жыл бұрын

It hits so much more different now

Small child: *_wants to play Minecraft happily_* Techno: wait that’s illegal

@stevevieber5348

4 жыл бұрын

Murder is fun

@terrestrialcreature7481

4 жыл бұрын

gradedcypress he’s bad

@user-gt3dj9et5d

4 жыл бұрын

*Technoblade punted a child*

@vexushi

4 жыл бұрын

@@stevevieber5348 ofc

@stevevieber5348

4 жыл бұрын

@@vexushi True

You were a great man.