I like how Technos attention lifespan is probably lower than mine: "And now i was pretty confident wi- ooh another arrow"

@DynamicFalafels

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he does have ADHD so yea it probably is shorter

@wonder3761

3 жыл бұрын

I have a minor health lea- ooohh aNoThEr ArRoW

@encryptid6635

3 жыл бұрын

Attention span*

@kf5058

3 жыл бұрын

@Dutch van der Linde hes probably a non native speaker

@essay2111

3 жыл бұрын

sttention life span yeah my attention died or something

See the problem is that Dream was up against two opponents: Techno, and Techno’s ADHD

@somerandomperson4143

3 жыл бұрын

Joshawn Bandoo bruh stop speaking jeberish plz

@Elemental-Phoenix

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshawn8354 It's a blessing and a damned curse. You hyperfocus on anything you're interested in, at the cost of no focus for anything you arent.

@rekk1215

3 жыл бұрын

Joshawn Bandoo It’s not that bad if you are able to get medicine, personally I take pills every morning. It doesn’t give you superpowers it just makes certain things way harder than for a normal person.

@rekk1215

3 жыл бұрын

Elemental_Phoenix you said it way better than my sorry excuse for an attempt at answering

@KgStraying

3 жыл бұрын

Joshawn Bandoo I have adhd and I can confirm this is true

"I want my opponent to make two mistakes: his second one was letting me get a bunch of these axe crits for free, of course his first mistake was challenging me in the first place." - Technoblade (The quote is probably not word for word) I loved his humor. He was amazing. Rest in peace

@ixyshad0w

Жыл бұрын

agree R.I.P. king I would give up my life for his.

@rich_frog8143

Жыл бұрын

no let him rest in power because he deserves it. r.i.p he inspired generations.

@TestilyMC

Жыл бұрын

Ill miss him 😢 💕💓💖🐷🐷🌷🐖

@alien9663

Жыл бұрын

@@TestilyMC me too 😢😢 but at least we got the memories

@ENZO1614

Жыл бұрын

R.I.P

techno: “y’all better click on this endscreen” the endscreen: “so long nerds” me: please no, not again

@manic_8620

Жыл бұрын

Even in Death, he's still trolling.

@helizteil2625

Жыл бұрын

Now it's an elbow reveal.

@tegcat

Жыл бұрын

@@helizteil2625 Yay!! i still miss him, i learned more from this then 1 year of school

@plarps

Жыл бұрын

All apart of his masta plann

@Ldutch01

Жыл бұрын

for me its elbow reveal

"If you wish to defeat Floridian green man, use Pythagorean theorem and run around pillar" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@skilledskeleton3124

3 жыл бұрын

And punch a tree

@limeplay5123

3 жыл бұрын

@topcommentgod

@momentousadrian999

3 жыл бұрын

Mathematicians will be triggered for spelling Pythagoras’ theorem wrongly

@Binga_Lacuna

3 жыл бұрын

Ill never skip school again, i promise, ill even learn ancient china history

@aarvpatel9333

3 жыл бұрын

If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years sour grape looking pereon

*"WE WIN THESE"* -Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_

@reymielnadela817

3 жыл бұрын

Why can I hear this

@oceanpiggy

3 жыл бұрын

@@reymielnadela817 lol

@reymielnadela817

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, 3 minutes ago I'm the 100th like, NOW IT'S 227 WTF

@bawicz0

3 жыл бұрын

♥️TECHNO SUPPORT ♥️

@technobladesmom6808

3 жыл бұрын

*I dropped out of college for this* -Nerd

1:41 *turns into a maths teacher* 7:46 *turns into a history teacher*

@Mugiwada

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@cupcakeeee_____._.

Жыл бұрын

Yeaa😂

@3e03

Жыл бұрын

A man who knew it all and as he said "Stay in school kids"

@du_nut_tuch_me4230

2 ай бұрын

Pythagorean Theorem's true purpose

Coming back about around 2 and a half years later to re-watch his videos, I realized he won this duel without knowing: -You can't crit while sprinting -Would've 10-0'd dream if he had just used his steering wheel -His strategies were flawless -Forgetting about his "most intense duel" for about 10 seconds because of stripped wood blocks -And never got to tell us how he got the crafting table. But I think he knows that the entire minecraft community respects him and will miss him, goodbye king.

@kishlaysingh5281

Жыл бұрын

Fax

@nishkekw7762

Жыл бұрын

o7

@apig

Жыл бұрын

I just looked it up: You can crit while sprinting?

@Tekunno

Жыл бұрын

@@apig that's 1.8 feature, even technoblade adressed that in his past livestreams that they removed it like a decade ago...

@apig

Жыл бұрын

@@Tekunno OK, so if he adressed it in his past livestreams then doesn't that mean he did know that?

Techno: *ADHD Activates* Mr. Beast: He's asserting dominance

@curry7101

3 жыл бұрын

v78designer *D O M I N A N C E*

@olteal1452

3 жыл бұрын

Asserting domestic? Oh yeah I’m up at 7am and I don’t have sleep schedule. Waking up at 5pm has never felt better.

@v78designer

3 жыл бұрын

@@olteal1452 shhhh, my mind has melted too, dont worrry bout it

@eeeee3259

3 жыл бұрын

Owo im your 1,000 like

@Calebe311

3 жыл бұрын

1 thousanth like

“It’s over Dream, I have the low ground”

@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218

3 жыл бұрын

What's wrong with this world if only Anakin were technoblade, then he wouldn’t kill just the younglings, but the orphans too.

@justabyssprincelookingforf60

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao star wars reference

@lunarskys2645

3 жыл бұрын

That made me laugh lol!

@yoannesleonardi6799

3 жыл бұрын

@Jaysen Lim you UNDERestimated my power

@introvert1013

3 жыл бұрын

YOUN UNDER ESTIMATE MY RUNNING AWAY TACTICS

We miss you. R.I.P Technoblade

@JustNikoNoMoreNot

Жыл бұрын

We do😢😢

I didn't understand this until recently, but I get Techno's history reference now- after hyperfixating on the Qin dynasty for about a month, that is. The king of the Qin state, Ying Zheng (the guy who ran around a pillar) later went on to conquer the Seven Warring States and become the First Sovereign Emperor of China, Qin Shi Huang. Techno, of course, went on to conquer Minecraft KZread, becoming the King of Minecraft and an Internet LEGEND. And not only did he win this duel, but he also forever won my respect and admiration for his humor, heart, and historical knowledge. I miss knowing that I'll never see a notification from his channel, that I'll never get to chant TECHNOBLADE UPLOADED! to anyone who would listen, that I'd never hear another one of his endlessly witty quips. Watching his videos and hearing his voice again makes me laugh and cry at the same time, thinking about the joy and laughter of what was, the sad reality of what is, and the emptiness and missed opportunities of what will never be. But even though he is no longer with us, he lives on- through every single one of his uploads, the art and lore created by millions of fans around the world, and the people he inspired by his courage to persevere through adversity. Because.... Technoblade never dies.

@zhean7715

7 ай бұрын

His content will now age like wine cuz no matter how many times I rewatch his videos, no matter how many time I hear him make the same joke, no matter what I'd still laugh. Some guy on said to me "be happy that it happened" and he's right im happy every time I click on his videos :)

@tumblingartist

5 күн бұрын

I’m never going to use Pythagorean theorem outside of scho-

@reallyuglyaim991

3 жыл бұрын

or are you? 👀

@swi-swi

3 жыл бұрын

DO NOT REMIND ME WE JUST FINISHED THAT-

@Raven-ji8wn

3 жыл бұрын

@@swi-swi god i hate that stuff

@cas794

3 жыл бұрын

i have a test about it next monday

@waterlily7903

3 жыл бұрын

@@cas794 good luck :)

“Fortunately I have something Dream doesn’t...” Of all the things I thought he was going to say, *“...comprehensive knowledge of ancient China”* was *not* what I was expecting 😂

@DaDerpyCarrot

3 жыл бұрын

tbh after watching his skyblock videos multiple times, I knew it could've only been either a sun tzu quote, or a chinese history reference, or just both combined lol

@lancetheking7524

3 жыл бұрын

what next, a Japanese history reference

@heidichan8821

3 жыл бұрын

such nerds

@nicolem1887

3 жыл бұрын

@@lancetheking7524 it's always chinese

@thaatmatt

3 жыл бұрын

You're clearly new around here, welcome

0:58 “If I lose in my own game mode, I’ll be super stress. Too bad for him, I’m always stressed” Technoblade

5:07 "His first mistake ofcourse challenging me"-Technoblade 💀🔪🗿

"Find a tree. Punch it to collect wood' -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@teamtvvk9382

3 жыл бұрын

Why did this make me laugh

@cream4727

3 жыл бұрын

cream

@herringway434

3 жыл бұрын

@@cream4727 As always, your insight is incredible and highly valued

@fallenintothestars

3 жыл бұрын

ExtremelyOffensive That’s extremely offensive. Why isn’t my insight highly valued?

@herringway434

3 жыл бұрын

@@fallenintothestars Your insight is highly valued

What I learned: *when in battle, mess with the floor to assert dominance.*

@declandewolfe5225

3 жыл бұрын

And place crafting table

@vince2969

3 жыл бұрын

Those were really advanced tactics that techno preformed

@Jayden----

3 жыл бұрын

Bro wym that’s so hard bro I can’t right click idk how I’m gonna learn it lol

@cobalt2506

3 жыл бұрын

And stay in school

@trixtuli8623

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

For those wondering, the crafting table was actually a glitch where you could easily combo another player and thats why Dream said in chat "WHAT". Rest in Peace King

@ErhesMellote

6 ай бұрын

You have revealed our secret. The elders will decide your faith

@s-idney

4 ай бұрын

You fool! You know not the forbidden words you spread 😱

@user-yd3gu8ph4r

Ай бұрын

you messed up the forbidden secrets of minecraft elders...This could be a netflix series..

Two of the Minecraft legends in their prime, facing off for a ridiculously large sum of money. What a moment. Rest in peace, Techno✊

@Dtos1

9 ай бұрын

@@Visquint techno is the best. Rest in peace.

@zhean7715

7 ай бұрын

@@Dtos1 I don't care whos the best. BUT EYYYY HE WON WITH THE POWER OF PYTHAGORAS AND ANCIENT CHINAAAA SUCK IT DREAM.... Damn I miss him

@lexful1598

6 ай бұрын

not in their prime

@Hayych.

Ай бұрын

You don’t know how badly I miss this period of my life now. Even tho it was during lockdown which was bad within itself

"Stay in School kids..." - Technoblade, The Art of Hypocrisy

@Maussiegamer

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@fetishimo6208

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@boat1909

3 жыл бұрын

stfu

@fetishimo6208

3 жыл бұрын

@@boat1909 why so aggressive?

@ProtocolAbyss

3 жыл бұрын

@Boat Jeez calm down kid

Dream: *has 1 million iq* Techno: *_has ancient Chinese methods_*

@takumiinoui2166

3 жыл бұрын

dream: i have high iq techno: i think i do too, but i don't know man im not smart *ba dum tssss*

@seanlowrance9497

3 жыл бұрын

Techno i figured would win, but on any unconventional (besides kidnapping orphans) like a manhunt, dream would win.

@davidgumazon

3 жыл бұрын

As long as it's not Corona we're all good with Chinese methods

@InsecticideV

3 жыл бұрын

@@seanlowrance9497 Doubt.

@seanlowrance9497

3 жыл бұрын

to clear things up, i meant that on like a manhunt, or some other obscure minigame, like skeppys 100 kids in a box series, techno probably wouldn't win, cause its also luck, which dream has alot of.

we will never know why he got the crafting table long live the king.

@waffles6025

Жыл бұрын

he had to craft more gapples

@ImJackKelso24

Жыл бұрын

OH YEA YR RIGHT

@saulgoodman1243

Жыл бұрын

i may be 3 months late but it was probably a deception tactic to intimidate dream

@buxearn7165

Жыл бұрын

I just realized Technoblade didn’t know how to do grits in 1.16 pvp

@buxearn7165

Жыл бұрын

Crits* he said it earlier

Did anyone else notice that Techno was playing with more ping than Dream and still won

@darealrexrandom

Ай бұрын

Ping, FPS and brightness is a crutch~ Technoblade(How to get good at Blitz SG)

@HollobGIY

18 күн бұрын

He also didnt know that in newer version you cant sprint crits anymore

MrBeast: He's carving wood, he's trolling Techno: ADHD

@lesleyzore987

3 жыл бұрын

the video: constant screaming tecno: stays cool

@bjarnereuter3194

3 жыл бұрын

Techno you won!!! You had the better gaming chair

@vfxcyclone

3 жыл бұрын

Wth 1.3K likes 2 comments (not including this)

@discord.

3 жыл бұрын

@@vfxcyclone 1.5k**

@discord.

3 жыл бұрын

@@vfxcyclone in 4 minutes

"WE WIN THESE!" - Sun Tzu, The Art of Original Comments

@Whyns

3 жыл бұрын

"Technoblade never dies" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@Trunith

3 жыл бұрын

i like how i literally commented "WE WIN THESE" a minute earlier and got 1 like damn

@wishfulcrystal

3 жыл бұрын

I am fully expecting the person that has the username of Sun Tzu to reply on this-

@epicgamermusicproductions8075

3 жыл бұрын

Sun Tzu got nothing on my minecraft parodies

@Koganman

3 жыл бұрын

Dono ✔︎ imagine going through comments and asking for likes on a fortnite video

i love that he would say, "i forgot to take my ADHD medicine today."

@fantasy9768

9 ай бұрын

The pig can dream, but the dream cannot pig.

@proporkkanatwd

3 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@aconfusedperson

3 жыл бұрын

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@puali9915

3 жыл бұрын

Truuuuueee

@heeruv

3 жыл бұрын

hol'up

@thepacific2933

3 жыл бұрын

techno should quote this when he wins the other tournements

Ngl this was the only time I paid attention to someone talking about math

1:51 "stay in school kids, it makes you better at PvP" techno you would have loved the mace in minecraft, I just know it

imagine the lead he would've had if he used a keyboard and mouse instead of a steering wheel

@boriskogan5973

3 жыл бұрын

lmao best comment

@tizona8378

3 жыл бұрын

lmfaoo

@user-fl3kp3pu5z

3 жыл бұрын

Fr 😂🤣😂

@eleonline6384

3 жыл бұрын

Duel would've ended in seconds. He had to make it fair ya know?

@Jhonermite

3 жыл бұрын

You just annihilated dream

Plot twist: Techno wasn't rewatching the videos of his fights and commentating... He was commentating during the fights.

@kingnative

3 жыл бұрын

Commentating*

@Drewzler

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingnative Lmao. This is why I shouldn't type comments at 2 in the morning. Thanks.

@FUZionist

3 жыл бұрын

Andrew Cruz You are still awake, I see.

@Drewzler

3 жыл бұрын

@@FUZionist We all make mistakes sometimes...

@kit_katmck2995

3 жыл бұрын

Qu8ncy_9000 everyone make small mistakes. Isn’t it a waste of time to correct it?

The fact that this was a 1v1 of the best minecraft players for a battle to the death for all that glory and 100k$ This was just an interruption to techno while he was farming potatoes

4:24 I just noted that Dream saw Techno stripping the logs and just,, He stripped some himself as a reaction after being a bit unsure And I can’t honestly put the emotions this gave me into words/pos

wait....according to technoblades teachings....the highground is actually a disadvantage...So anakin was just bad at pvp it seems

@umut_hmut

3 жыл бұрын

anakins aim was trash and also obiwan was a god at rod pvp

@kelpdock8913

3 жыл бұрын

@@umut_hmut they were playing in 1.16 in rots and obiwan uses form 3 which is defensive

@whatisahandlebruh

3 жыл бұрын

It’s because Anakin tried jumping over Obi Wan instead of poking at his feet. Like a dumbass.

@dddb1717

3 жыл бұрын

This is false because obi wan goaded anakin into jumping above him, giving him the low ground

@kelpdock8913

3 жыл бұрын

@@dddb1717 which dream did later on dreams powers are not anywhere near as strong as obi-wans however

"One day a pig will beat a mutant teletubby in a lego simulator." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@zeternal1575

3 жыл бұрын

Foreshadowing

@Man-ye4xm

3 жыл бұрын

Damn sun tzu really do making these weird quotes

@michaelg8841

3 жыл бұрын

@@arkalt4066 foreshadowing this fight

@jakeknike

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t wait for them to fight

@thetester1158

3 жыл бұрын

@@arkalt4066 Techno stabbing dipsy

I miss this man so much

This is the first video of Technoblades I ever watched, every now and then I come back to this video and I never know what to feel, happiness because I found Technoblade, and sadness as Technoblade is no longer with us. I’m glad he was here, as a world that lost Technoblade is far better in my eyes than a world that never had him. Technoblade never dies.

@thunderblade6710

9 ай бұрын

dude same i miss him so much

@monky4640

5 ай бұрын

wise words

Techno: this is the most stressful thing I’ve ever done Also techno: farmed potatoes for 18 hours a day for a year

@alexanderheubel7366

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-cg2hb3ye9v Techno was worrying about his lead over squid so yes

@Safouan0

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think you know what stressful means.

@randomdumbass7231

3 жыл бұрын

@@Safouan0 I'm not sure if you have watched the potato war

@Safouan0

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomdumbass7231 I did. Doing something easy for long periods of time with no immediate repercussions for like, missing 1 potato, is not stressful.

@DaDerpyCarrot

3 жыл бұрын

@SirPandaFluff i think you mean 9 months, more or less

Dream fans: Dream will use the terrain to his advantage! Techno: Pillars

@aftersh0ck975

3 жыл бұрын

techno: Ha triangles

@suwusybaka4063

3 жыл бұрын

Damit ancient Greek dude

@andresorozco4353

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that you have an anakin profile picture makes this funny

@suwusybaka4063

3 жыл бұрын

@@melenad6383 you know the Greek dude that made the triangle thing i remember his name is pythagos or something i could be wrong

@samickill9730

3 жыл бұрын

@@suwusybaka4063 It was actually discovered around 800-400 B.C. and was introduced into mathematics by Thales of Miletus and his student Anaximander.

Technoblade never dies

Rip 🪦 techno u will always be with us 🕊️

Dream: I’ve been training 3 hours a day Techno: I don’t think you know who I am *spends 10 hours farming potatoes in a video game each day*

@theplaylistcollector2910

3 жыл бұрын

The dedication we all wished we had

@lamapower9939

3 жыл бұрын

Keeps the likes that 69

@user-jq5rx3mo2o

3 жыл бұрын

Actually he was averaging 11 hours a day.

@Ashfer2

3 жыл бұрын

I thought Techno was also training 3hr/day. That's what Chris said in the video.

@blankblank1661

3 жыл бұрын

J J Didn’t he stated that pushed himself to do 15 hours on most of those days and went straight to sleep?

Dream training: playing duels with good players Techno training: studying the history of king Zheng

@ulloriaqhansen3830

3 жыл бұрын

Gnylo shut the f up

@Z31_300zx

3 жыл бұрын

Gnylo jeez get out of the comments you swine

@twistduck

3 жыл бұрын

@Gnylo kid shutup you literally just comment random people that comment on your thing, no one cares about your lies

@hershey8004

3 жыл бұрын

@@twistduck I'm pretty sure this guys a bot and he prob has bottled subs

@moriarty5863

3 жыл бұрын

Was it Zain or Zheng? I'm sure it was Zang because Zain does not sound like an ancient Chinese king.

The say it with me "Not even close" was soooo iconic rest in peace the blood god

im just tryna watch this video and all the comments are "rip he never dies"

techno: beats dream by using ancient china war lessons squid kid: here it is, another one

@flaccid6246

3 жыл бұрын

Sun Tzu: “I don’t actually remember writing techno blade never dies but eh, I’ll just leave it like that”

@skilledskeleton3124

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@ItzSkeeler

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@Sundstroell

3 жыл бұрын

Another one bites the dust

@user-xf6ox6zx4w

3 жыл бұрын

,.,.

It looks like Technoblade thinking about those 12 pizzas he can buy made him win

@hkm239

3 жыл бұрын

Understandable

@Marlin123

3 жыл бұрын

Who needs pizzas? We only need lasanga

@snicksss

3 жыл бұрын

@navyaxD it's ok. i'll bet it's just a decoy to throw people off

@runnyblue6184

3 жыл бұрын

navyaxD he didn’t reveal the crafting table strat 😔

@MassScorche

3 жыл бұрын

U stole PewDiePew's Melon

*TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES*

i still break down laughing at his comprehensive knowledge of ancient china joke. i’ve been a subscriber to technos channel since below 200k, and he’s inspired me so much. other gaming youtubers just scream at the camera, but technos videos have infinite replay value because of his storytelling and impeccable comedic timing. technoblade never dies 💕👑💕

Techno: “Stay in school kids.” Also Techno: drops out of college.

@zacharyquintana4509

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he's speaking from experience

@isawsomethingishouldnt

3 жыл бұрын

That just make sense techno blade doesn't need to stay in college to be good at PVP

@FrodosBeutel

3 жыл бұрын

he graduated, he just made a rest from college at this time

@googane7755

3 жыл бұрын

If his KZread career didn't take off he would've stayed in college. Luckily it did and it was smart to have a backup plan.

@a-a-ron4711

3 жыл бұрын

guys it was obviously a joke don't take it seriously

MrBeast: “Techno sounds really depressed” Dream: “Don’t worry, that’s just how he is”

@catherinelin8548

3 жыл бұрын

Lolololol

@Poppyl0l

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@keely8645

3 жыл бұрын

is this a real quote

@luigiluigi4366

3 жыл бұрын

@@Poppyl0l it was in dreams video on dream xd

@luigiluigi4366

3 жыл бұрын

@@keely8645 it was in dreams video on dream xd

2:28 that forbidden knowledge went away along with him ☹️☹️

If we're still watching techno blade never dies

@brilliantfacts2066

7 ай бұрын

so true

R.I.P Technoblade never die!

Dream had no chance, Techno has knowledge of ancient China

@zaidshah3467

3 жыл бұрын

Sandvich (translation:yes)

@idontanimategoreanymore1138

3 жыл бұрын

Pills here! (Translation: Bosnia)

@maccabs

3 жыл бұрын

Americans!(translation:Obama)

@muskact4450

3 жыл бұрын

And pythagorean theorm

@waycnf7229

3 жыл бұрын

ironic because that probably was able to secure him the win

"stay in school kids it makes you better in pvp" - Techno, the art of carrots

I was smiling until 9:45 😥

Lets point out the fact he won the 1.16 duels whenever he stripped the logs. Coincidence??? I think not....

@newnature5803

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wow I didn’t even notice that

@normalostrich6250

3 жыл бұрын

The true power move

@balazsbalazs3926

3 жыл бұрын

It's just a theory A GAME THEOREY

@kingborderlands2170

3 жыл бұрын

Forbidden PvP lesson

@treeyee9790

3 жыл бұрын

Only true gamers know what that does

“We all know his first mistake was challenging me in the first place”

@noobzz5205

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sudeepsingh1298

3 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised dream actually did much better than my expectations. I was hoping for 5-0,3-2 victory for techno.

@noobzz5205

3 жыл бұрын

@@sudeepsingh1298 i actually thought the results would be 6-4 and it happened

@ericschnautz6603

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda sad that Dream lost because he could've used that money to buy better software to cheat in speedruns.

@noobzz5205

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericschnautz6603 dream is also a good player and they split their money

Cant believe it has been 10years since Techno started his channel.... Technoblade never dies!!

I feel like dream and TECHNOBLADE are a really good analogy of die a hero or live long enough to become a villain

@Alefontanaz

3 ай бұрын

never thought this way, it does make sense

Plot twist: hes actually doing the analysis during the duel

@frogoyes7611

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@chefbenito1

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@alanplayz6181

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist he made this Analysis before the duel

@thrasherdawg

3 жыл бұрын

chefbenito gameing plot twist he made the analysis before he played minecraft

@blankblank1661

3 жыл бұрын

Plots twist, this video is what got him into college

“Say it with me, not even close” -techno blade

@watchableraven3517

3 жыл бұрын

- tec hnob lade

@nirmala4918

3 жыл бұрын

NOT EVEN CLOSE

@MantisM1

3 жыл бұрын

- tec hn o b la de

@merde9845

3 жыл бұрын

Not even close

@cianmceneaney365

3 жыл бұрын

Never dies

I miss this nerd.

@justachairwithinternetacce5786

Жыл бұрын

Same

Technoblade I miss you

Techno is santa confirmed 1: he wears red and white 2: he repeats the phrase “ho ho ho” when he feels accomplished/happy 3: *ever wonder why orphanages never get presents in movies?*

@evoction9049

3 жыл бұрын

You have a point

@creoplasma

3 жыл бұрын

@@evoction9049 he has 3 points

@Vanvz

3 жыл бұрын

They never get presents because he is busy playing mc

@alex2005z

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vanvz or forgot to sign up

@alex2005z

3 жыл бұрын

Have you seen technos christmas spirit video? He is santa

Obi-Wan: "It's over Technoblade, I have the high ground!" Technoblade: "You underestimate the pythagorean theorem!"

@austingibson4996

3 жыл бұрын

MrGamePlayer1000CHNL what a NERDDD

@bossmodegaming71

3 жыл бұрын

@@austingibson4996 WHATT A NERD

@xatoor

3 жыл бұрын

@@austingibson4996 i dont think u get the joke

@peizhang6035

3 жыл бұрын

uhhhh r/Woooosh?

@austingibson4996

3 жыл бұрын

Alex I was talking about Techno dude

If Star Wars took place in Minecraft: "It's over Obi Wan, I have the low ground!" Technoblade Never Dies

Lol I still die laughing when he says that:stay in school kids it makes you better at PvP.

"His second mistake was letting me get so many axe crits, as we know his first mistake was challenging me."

@Jetstream_Sam784

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp

@jotarokujo9587

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jetstream_Sam784 5:03

@salitonpumvichai791

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jetstream_Sam784 ສສາທຝຝຍນີ

@BokyProkyYT

3 жыл бұрын

Best quote ever

@KopflosReal

3 жыл бұрын

YO LETS GOO I GOT THE 1,000th LIKE!

Plot twist : there is no editing and he is actually analysing while fighting

@depressoespresso5904

3 жыл бұрын

:O

@toto8351

3 жыл бұрын

U:

@fundyourfuture3008

3 жыл бұрын

That would be amazing

@yes9691

3 жыл бұрын

He’s so powerful that he can pause everything and still talk

@zFREE11

3 жыл бұрын

he paused all of time and pulled up ms paint to show a diagram mid fight

It’s stupid that after 2 years of education at high school after this video I finally understand his analysis of the hypotenuse near the start

@Nepalien_

8 ай бұрын

bruh 2 years??

"But until the next video, I'll see you guys next time" *Endscreen states you should click on his latest upload* *"so long nerds"*

“of course his first mistake was challenging me in the first place” - technoblade 2020

@xtxl

3 жыл бұрын

He sounds like the guy from Casually explained when he says that

@cocacoaguy

3 жыл бұрын

best quote ever

@jordanheard9821

3 жыл бұрын

I read this right im time with when he said it and immediately started screaming ahha

@janachochoroska7850

3 жыл бұрын

I WAS SCREAMING WHEN HE SAID THAT FOR SOME REASON

@Joelactic

3 жыл бұрын

@@soliotoi 5:07

"If your enemy plays 1.16 they will never expect a steering wheel as your chosen weapon" -Sun Tzu, The art of War.

@DearHRS

3 жыл бұрын

haha good one

@supertron6039

3 жыл бұрын

The steering wheel is the key to victory.

@pokerface5160

3 жыл бұрын

Tokyo drifts into having $100k

@kuru4836

3 жыл бұрын

@@pokerface5160 fr

@tiernan2580

3 жыл бұрын

The Sun Tzu memes are back

3 years later and I just realized that this was posted on my birthday

Its been 3 years and I rewatch this video but realize he's gone

"Mutated teletubbi with smiley face mask tries to stab ADHD farmer pig with burger king crown for 100,000 dollars"

@Zeikimatsu

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭

@kaitheguy1509

3 жыл бұрын

This is so amazing, if these dumb unoriginal sun tzu meme comments get more, that’s just sad

@pouncelygrin6699

3 жыл бұрын

bruuUUuuUuhhh

@whales6314

3 жыл бұрын

I want to give you a like but for me you have 69 likes...

@artteli

3 жыл бұрын

and with eyes for nipples

Techno: don't harass dream Techno viewers: of course not, our favorite target is right here

@ExtiYT

3 жыл бұрын

Underated comment

@abuslayer17

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get why he said that, we don't even care about hurting dream

@daniblah400

3 жыл бұрын

AbuSlayer 17 ikr all we wanna do is bully Techno for not 10-0 Dream

@dharamviryadav7251

3 жыл бұрын

@@daniblah400 technically he couldve only 6-0 dream coz it was first to 6

@foxxerss

3 жыл бұрын

that is actually so true

I come back here ever time I feel like crying, I’ve came back here 28 times, in the past 10 months

The only minecraft youtuber who knows maths

Everyone: doing that thing to the logs was a tactic Techno: adhd

@Ilikepats

3 жыл бұрын

To all the kind people... My mom said if I get *10k* subscribers, she will allow me to do youtube full time. God bless everyone that helps.

@beep3038

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ilikepats ok, I Will help you, beggar, but please start doing things yourself, it Will be fun hehe.

@09shrub

3 жыл бұрын

Ilikepats lmao. There is no way you have 8000 subs legit. Your most viewed video only has 300. Looks like the sub bot will just have to take care of the last 2000.

@simonalaniz1192

3 жыл бұрын

All part of his master plan.

@fryingpanman1250

3 жыл бұрын

Ilikepats bruh what how was I already subbed to you

Dream: "I have the high ground!!!" Techno: " *Just as planned* "

@Ilikepats

3 жыл бұрын

To all the kind people... My mom said if I get *10k* subscribers, she will allow me to do youtube full time. God bless everyone that helps.

@Chayn

3 жыл бұрын

Idk if anyone is gonna see this: But I hope y’all are doing well and staying safe and don’t let anyone stop you, follow your dreams!! I have to give up on my dream to get 1K it’s been hard to get there, help me out please

@d9zirable

3 жыл бұрын

holy crap the replies this isnt self promo street

@greyslaurenciana9249

3 жыл бұрын

@@d9zirable agreed lol

@mathisanidioticsport6969

3 жыл бұрын

I read it in Light’s voice

miss you king

1:45 nah bro pulled out th math I'm done 💀

"I knew if I used the rod for 45 minutes I would be able to break his armor." I appreciated your way of thinking.

@spiritguardianx2491

3 жыл бұрын

i was trying to find ur comment 3hrs

@JGeerse

3 жыл бұрын

@@spiritguardianx2491 wdym

@ash-xl1cg

3 жыл бұрын

Okay so this completely of topic but- -Is that StoryShift Chara as profile picture?

@Aaron-ln3ht

3 жыл бұрын

1k now!

@omnitroph1501

3 жыл бұрын

The reason Techno is better is that he would actually consider doing that. He has a level of patience and commitment that Dream cannot match. If Techno were the runner in a manhunt, he would just run for thousands of blocks, delaying the fight until eventually he managed to amass a crushing advantage.

When Technoblade started sheering the ground, what he really was doing was using one of Sun Tzu famous tactics, “All war is deception.” Sun Tzu, the art of war.

@jefvdbs

3 жыл бұрын

Haha -Sun Tzu The Art of War

@plusxz821

3 жыл бұрын

Ok Boomer -Lao tse,budha and jhianzi se khan

@rzw-06-20

3 жыл бұрын

Lol Techno axe go brrrrrr - sun tzu art of war

@Test1C1314

3 жыл бұрын

Just ADHD

@FootyBits

3 жыл бұрын

How many subs for my puppy

Who still here watching after all this time

I'm shocked that it's been 2yrs. I miss him and sometimes it hurts watching his old videos but you have to keep the memory alive

Dream: gives himself a peptalk. Technoblade: adhd, Pythagorean triangle and ancient China.

@ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210

3 жыл бұрын

I think the mix of those two topics can be summed up with just 'ADHD'

@modernvision940

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@v0id_d3m0n

3 жыл бұрын

I swear dream has it as well

@quinntravill220

3 жыл бұрын

you forgot crafting table

@Tidepod_Prince

3 жыл бұрын

@@v0id_d3m0n he does

Plot twist: Techno was doing this analysis during the fight

@penguinboi_2448

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe that's why he didn't get the 10 - 0 victory

@unblownfx6242

3 жыл бұрын

hussain gulome No, that was because he was using a steering wheel

@songd7466

3 жыл бұрын

@@unblownfx6242 wasn't*

@unblownfx6242

3 жыл бұрын

Songviet Dau yeah, you’re right

@asuiee2062

3 жыл бұрын

That's what any anime protagonist would do.

wish cancer didnt exist...

@wales1989

11 ай бұрын

Yes

So this is why we got an elbow reveal

love the fact that his voice over matches his character’s movements when he says “oh right, $100,000.” LIKE LMFAO

@Turki.alshayea

3 жыл бұрын

Wdym? Timestamp

@leolow5261

3 жыл бұрын

@@Turki.alshayea 4:33

@boldbriggan

2 жыл бұрын

This was during a legitimate fight too. He had to move his character to remind himself

@cure5626

2 жыл бұрын

haha lol! lmfao!!! so funny!@ lol!÷@

@SuNNy-yj4mf

2 жыл бұрын

@@cure5626 You wish you could be this funny

MrBeast: look he is carving the wood he is trolling Techno: ADHD

@ewanscott8482

3 жыл бұрын

R

@lindsitruelock5632

3 жыл бұрын

R

@iandugger1168

3 жыл бұрын

R..?!!!

@ponetu

3 жыл бұрын

R

@alostpotato2269

3 жыл бұрын

R

Techno was like the side character in the Minecraft anime who had to be killed by a disease because he was too op

I like how 3:10 the replay line is a little spiked cuz there is a discord noise so ppl had to know if it would repeat again (like me)

Dream: I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND Technoblade: math

@legoverse1412

3 жыл бұрын

Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete

@Garb-dm7gs

3 жыл бұрын

Stonks

@spacedominator7163

3 жыл бұрын

@@legoverse1412 impossible , perhaps the archives are complete

@hubithepyromain6927

3 жыл бұрын

@@spacedominator7163 Possibly

@spacedominator7163

3 жыл бұрын

@@hubithepyromain6927 i guess

Obi-Wan: I have the high ground Techno: ACTUALLY

@hey-pr6mu

3 жыл бұрын

The theorus of the hypothetical karen of the cheeto domen will make your karneerat stronger -skeppy

@4kduck947

3 жыл бұрын

high ground is only effective in a game like bedwars where you can get miles of high ground, drop down onto your opponent, and in the tick of taking fall damage, they cant hit you, and you can combo them or slap them off of a bridge.

@hey-pr6mu

3 жыл бұрын

@@4kduck947 your profile picture... Why

@dylansmith8215

3 жыл бұрын

technonerd nerva dies

@bubblechip4

3 жыл бұрын

But in Kenobis duel, anakin attempted to jump OVER Obi-Wan, giving him an opportunity to cut him down from UNDER