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"...at this rate he final battle is going to be the entire server in a 30v1 battle against Schlatt" *_And as it turns out, Technoblade was right._*
@sammypammy1121
2 жыл бұрын
I was about to comment this but wanted to see if someone else did first, good thing I did lol
@gabef.218
2 жыл бұрын
Even schlatt was against schlatt, considering he had a heart attack
@vloggingwithsam4811
2 жыл бұрын
No, Karl Jacobs
@apollo1694
2 жыл бұрын
@@vizard7548 What?
@laurikorhonencubes
2 жыл бұрын
@@vizard7548 What?
-‘TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES’- ‘I had to take a break from drowning to drink some water’ -Technoblade 2021 - ♾
@alliuumduo
2 жыл бұрын
it sounds so wrong
@eliamoliver9932
2 жыл бұрын
-Technoblade
@adrianraulskrobek5868
2 жыл бұрын
"i had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water"
@gaming-machine1869
2 жыл бұрын
-Sun tzu art of war
@gustavogusfring6362
2 жыл бұрын
@@gaming-machine1869 its sun tzu not sun tsu
9:24 I cracked up laughing when he asked "have you ever heard of less is more?" And techno says "yeah, that's how my upload schedule works"
@marytheresadavis7071
Жыл бұрын
Gonna upload from beyond the grave in 20 years and immediately spike to 100 million subs lol
@watcherofmemelords7967
Жыл бұрын
If only. If only.
@juiceeye3294
Жыл бұрын
@@watcherofmemelords7967 that aged like a fine wine, we got the elbow🔥
@lu7812
Жыл бұрын
he's not wrong though..........
4:38 "At this moment he literally revealed the whole skit for us"
@emmachavez2456
8 ай бұрын
Literally 😂
This is how he deserves to be remembered, I'm so fucking heartbroken over this. Rest in peace, Technoblade. We'll never forget you or the impact you've had.
@avaweeks3841
Жыл бұрын
o7
@jayroar650
Жыл бұрын
o7
@geeseour4586
Жыл бұрын
o7
@gamingchickenstudios
Жыл бұрын
o7
@Danikah23
Жыл бұрын
o7
Techno : “I need some enemies, everyone on this server is so nice, chat, and it’s so boring.” The voices : “Then lets be the bad guys.”
@AsrielDreemurYT653
2 жыл бұрын
Truman’s voices “nuke hiroshima and nagasaki“
@objectivelylonely3606
2 жыл бұрын
NOO NOT THE QUOTE
@cringeworthy4755
2 жыл бұрын
@@objectivelylonely3606 Yes the quote!
@objectivelylonely3606
2 жыл бұрын
@@cringeworthy4755 pls spare me
@cringeworthy4755
2 жыл бұрын
@@objectivelylonely3606 no
12:01 they call themselves: The A D U L T S
@pwincess.
Жыл бұрын
LMAO
6:57 "Hold on I left the stove on at home" "NOO-
6:19 Techno: "I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water" _There will be no more legends on this earth that could say something so nonchalantly badass as that, Rest in Peace, My King..._
@ldkman.
Жыл бұрын
That reminds me of a terraria achievement where you have to drink water while drowning
@Strelitzias_
11 ай бұрын
@@ldkman. I agree
@tabithal2977
5 ай бұрын
@TroyLudwig cringe when people make fun of others for mourning the loss of someone they cared about. My grandpa died 5 years ago I still mourn him. Also it hasn't been "years" its been 18 months, asshole.
@LSSweepedHaul
4 ай бұрын
SpongeBob logic
The fact that Techno beat Dream without knowing that information still gets me. Dream can stay second best.
@alt1763
2 жыл бұрын
thats why he didn't win 100-0 in the 5match game
@potato4870
2 жыл бұрын
wait is the sprinting no crits thing still true for 1.17
@doge6772
2 жыл бұрын
@@potato4870 ye
@eaahaha2030
2 жыл бұрын
200th like
@potato4870
2 жыл бұрын
@@doge6772 pain but ty
skeppy and techno just had so much fun together, not even scripted, i really miss him he was hilarious
13:50 technoblade : some poor peasants trying to kill me and dream
2:33 The way Techno looks at Philza from that far away still cracks me up to this day.
@ovencake523
2 жыл бұрын
same i lost it at that
@lakosca
2 жыл бұрын
Its like a kid talking to his dad cuz he was surprised on something
@DevilAce
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@triplingAAA7468
Жыл бұрын
Same 👑❤️
@thegamererjd5450
Жыл бұрын
Lol, technoblade was a great guy. He deserved to live longer than he did. But Tommy was right. I bet he’s planning to beat god right now. Technoblade never dies. At least not in our hearts
Came back to this after Techno's last vid. Truly hilarious guy, gonna miss him.
@yosafathutapea8825
Жыл бұрын
Yep
@kingofcringe6161
Жыл бұрын
Don’t worry we will see him soon
@clarky2698
Жыл бұрын
@@kingofcringe6161 no we won’t 😂😭
@oldnickgaming7478
Жыл бұрын
Same here😓😭
@_Seinosuke_
Жыл бұрын
Imagine next generation asking who is techno kinda like Herobrine.
12:56 that is a BEAUTIFUL ender chest
11:04 The big brother we always wanted... :' ( Rip Techno
"ever heard of less is more, technoblade?" "yes, it's how my upload schedule works" and another one: "this zombie just crushed *two* eggs" "yes, they do that" "for *fun* ?!?!"
@autogamer1229
2 жыл бұрын
"Sorry I needed to take a break from drowning to drink some water"
@sarahlim5835
2 жыл бұрын
he sounds like quackity and ranboo at the same time
@sarahlim5835
2 жыл бұрын
*when he said the egg one
@NorbYyY_GG
2 жыл бұрын
Oh noo i get it... *GO TOUCH GRASS*
@dolbitnormalno8294
Жыл бұрын
999th like dont thank
This, this is pure entertainment
@iamshaqow4542
2 жыл бұрын
Amen to that
@cloudyskiiiz9328
2 жыл бұрын
I agree with my life mate
@spursfan7134
2 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@akirothetherian
2 жыл бұрын
I agree 😂😂😂😂
@forkknifegamr6310
2 жыл бұрын
yes
9:06 Techno would be the person to join the game, type “Technoblade” and then leave-
13:19 "Am I getting killed or somethi- OH DOG!!!"
Rest in Peace and Power, Technoblade. I hope you're happy wherever you are and are no longer in any pain. May you be forever missed, but never forgotten. I'm sure you're having fun up there conquering the Kingdom of God. Blood for the blood god o7
@thenewdawn9213
Жыл бұрын
o7
@Ace_ur_exams
Жыл бұрын
o7
@Mitchell_Dear
Жыл бұрын
o7
@keiden38
Жыл бұрын
o7
@duckcat3149
Жыл бұрын
Technoblade never dies
Never really watched the guys content when he was alive, and I can say I feel bad about that. I’ve seen clips of him occasionally and he seemed like a funny, caring guy. Came here to pay respect to this man and a final tribute to his accomplishments. RIP Alex, you will be remembered.
@tomoruin
Жыл бұрын
Better late then never
@bsoisosman3611
Жыл бұрын
@@tomoruin true same pfp btw
@act2wasstronger182
Жыл бұрын
Me too bro. I didn't exactly like Minecraft or the dream SMP but techno was just such a good content creator
@lite307
Жыл бұрын
Watch his potato series
@ngjingxuaneunicebgps5103
Жыл бұрын
alex my have passed but technoblade never dies:(
6:10 All he wanted before he died was 3 mil subs. Now his at 14.4 mil Fly high king. You will be missed by many. Technoblade never dies⚔️🎗️🎗️❤️❤️ Rip
@AceFaz
Жыл бұрын
14.9, almost at 15M now
@roundanddown6452
Жыл бұрын
15 million!
We miss you techno, you were the most funny yet serious KZreadr I’ve seen
At 3:10, techno sounds like both a teenager and a full-grown adult at the exact same time.
@_TheMousies_
2 жыл бұрын
THANK you for the timestamp I swear
@BenusVenus
2 жыл бұрын
He sounded like skeppy
@adilacma
2 жыл бұрын
forced laugh 😐
@blank5772
2 жыл бұрын
@@adilacma nah
2:35 How high his voice gets and the way you can see him crane his neck to stare at Phil way up in the sky... god this is one of my favorite memories
@madison-3325
Жыл бұрын
Now it be the other way around
@tegcat
Жыл бұрын
@@madison-3325 blood for the blood god O7
@fart63
11 ай бұрын
@@madison-3325 this simple ass comment made me cry
@Art3mis28
9 ай бұрын
How do you see him? Where is he? Bro I’m so blind😭
@sepiasmith5065
9 ай бұрын
@@Art3mis28he's standing on the patch of sand and when he says "for fun?!" he steps back and you can see his head swing around haha
"The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long." -Lao Tzu
6:59 thats what is called a slow death
i am watching this after hearing about his passing, my heart is broken but this mended it knowing that he lived a great life fills my heart with joy
@Momosfavhispanic
Жыл бұрын
Same..
@boxishome2514
Жыл бұрын
Technoblade is up in heaven defeating god
@BIVR64789
Жыл бұрын
Bro same I’m literally heartbroken, may the people fill the world with tears for his passing RIP techno blade
@castmech825
Жыл бұрын
Me too all the memories…
@TechnobladeNeverDies69420
Жыл бұрын
My heart is unfixable now RIP😭
2:45, if you let the video play a little longer, we would've seen him place the ladder anyway
@DaemonsAdvocate
2 жыл бұрын
no he did it first try
11:30 BEHHH
Honestly i just rewatch these as a way to cope with technoblade's death and it amazes me on how he made millions of people so happy and that he even donated £1000+ to cancer charities even when he had just found out about his. He only cared about his family, friends and viewers and this stuff really hurts me as I loved as a kid to watch technoblade after everyday from school and i actually bought minecraft on my ps3 and played for hours watching him and i then bought a technoblade tecdy which i still have to this day he will always stay in mine and many others hearts and i really hope no one forgets the king of who he once was *
idk where or when its from, but Technos devastated "for fun?!" (2:36) always makes me amused, but also sympathetic and sad on his behalf. poor man witnessed pure un-meditated evil in action bro
@ykkumar5424
2 жыл бұрын
And also looks up to philza from that far doen
The thing i loved most about technoblade was not his pvp skills not his bedwars or skywars skills. His sense of humor. Its amazing he doesent even have to try to be funny if i died soon i would wanna die by laughing to death watching technoblade being himself its nearly impossible to not laugh at his videos rest in piece technoblade i love you
@ShadyRK9
Жыл бұрын
No other person had his witt and funny sense of humor. If anyone else would say that they was a "Blood God" people might call it cringey or edgey. But not for Technoblade. He manage to make a joke and meme about it all in light hearted fun!
@nuggetinator
Жыл бұрын
I've never found another person who had my humour so exactly- and he had the most british sense of humour I've ever seen in an american
@Nugcon
Жыл бұрын
He's one of the few creators that I would willingly watch a 2 hour+ stream VOD for. There's just something in Techno's commentary that just hits all the right notes for me. During the MC Monday and MC Championship days, he's the only creator that manages to be good at the game, and provide entertaining commentary. When he left MCC, I tried to find a substitute for him, but nobody really got close.
10:48 ah yes techno with great humor
12:33 the ban hammer has spoken! -technoblade
2:36 "FOR FUN?!?" *Triggered Techno* All the times Techno saves Phil from zombie: 2:48
2:30 this is the origin of Techno’s blood craving, he was so traumatized by the eggs being smashed that the went crazy, became an anarchist, started multiple wars, and killed people for fun.
14:20 Geneva convention more like Geneva suggestion
Fundy be like: JUST DIIIIEEE Technoblade: okay.
i've replayed techno's "HE KNOOOWS" like a hundred times both here and on the original video lmaoo
11:00 Techno: *big brother mode activated* Techno again: that’s gonna be a bit of a problem dream.. Techno again x2:cause this guy is with me.. Tommy: *:D*
@jacksondefonte8228
2 жыл бұрын
It was more of a :D
@panditarules2283
2 жыл бұрын
What stream is this from?
@josstarfluff5052
2 жыл бұрын
And then Tommy betrays him
@calebengel2438
Жыл бұрын
Sadly tommy has lost a bother figure
As to one depressing fact to one quote that we all know too well: All good things must come to an end. R.I.P. Technoblade. We could only wish you’ve had a safe travel to heaven man, respect. Also I think he and god could be having a laugh together watching his bad friends just have rough moments. lol
7:20 if you put the book, it triggers redstone
@AceFaz
Жыл бұрын
Crafting recipe still has nothing to do with redstone-
@scottandrew8211
9 ай бұрын
@@AceFazwhat about the tnt and the fence gate?
@AceFaz
9 ай бұрын
@@scottandrew8211 You're a year late. No clue what ur even talking about
@the-first-sin-Yuma_A.e
4 ай бұрын
@@scottandrew8211the tnt make more sense than the lectern
im gonna miss him man, he was so funny. rip technoblade, rest in peace king. o7
@boxishome2514
Жыл бұрын
Technoblade is up in heaven defeating god
the way tommy's face lit up when Techno protected him from dream was just too pure
@bastienhumphries
Жыл бұрын
9 days later..
@urmumwazhere3188
Жыл бұрын
@@bastienhumphries bruh 😭
5:51 did not age well 😢
8:13 Man I've been searching for that clip for ages!!!!
6:21 hits different now. RIP Technoblade never dies because legends never die
@vaukest5888
Жыл бұрын
>Technoblade never dies That has been verified to be false
@unixquecrystal-onbreak.-un7767
Жыл бұрын
@@vaukest5888 Technoblade will never die in our hearts ♥️
@CHXRRYXXBXMB
Жыл бұрын
@@vaukest5888 that’s…not funny.
@SethbotStar
Жыл бұрын
@@vaukest5888 that's genuinely a fucked up comment and you should rethink your life choices.
@RebStudios
Жыл бұрын
I was about to say the same thing, its eerie
"group hug" *Murders all of them* Me: im scared of hugging ppl now;-;
@p5yop
2 жыл бұрын
good
@ellise9515
2 жыл бұрын
@@p5yop uUuHhH
@Soggywaffleman-kd8nm
2 жыл бұрын
Better be
@garvostwal9934
2 жыл бұрын
what game mode was it, i forgot
@Hei-BK201
2 жыл бұрын
there will be someone stabbing u in the back while ur hugging someone
I don’t intend anyone to read this, but Technoblade brought so much joy to my life. His story gave me a new perspective on life, and how even though circumstances aren’t in your favor, you can remain positive and optimistic. Everyone thought he was doing better because of his attitude, and that is very noble, and I have nothing but respect for Technoblade, and may his legacy live on for eternity.
@ardismedia
8 ай бұрын
That was lovely
1:35 R.I.P KING TECHNOBLADE 🥲🥲
6:10 at least his dream came true. RIP techno may he never die
@blesskurunai9213
Жыл бұрын
He got so more than 3 million
@YesIAmATree
Жыл бұрын
@@blesskurunai9213 ya
@rosenunya9802
Жыл бұрын
Yeas R.I.P Tchno my he live on to the history of the blode good
@vlrginizer927
Жыл бұрын
His dream is 10 mil. He hit 10 million before he died 😭
@3leanorLive
Жыл бұрын
He’s at 15 mil now
Techno deserves so much. He has helped so many people, me included. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES Actually though, the video his dad made for him is so heartbreaking and I’ve been crying for hours now. I want to give his whole family a hug. Techno will be missed Legends never die o7
@doogsniffedcocaine
Жыл бұрын
True
@l4ver_al3x
Жыл бұрын
He will never die in our hearts o7
@Noone-be5et
Жыл бұрын
What video?
@jasmimmateus2588
Жыл бұрын
@@Noone-be5et "so long nerds" techno's channel
@goldentoast_
Жыл бұрын
o7
I can literally watch this for 24 hours straight and laugh every single time. Then i remember that we'll never get to see more moments like this from techno ever again. Rest in peace Technoblade.
Technoblade: Why do I disappear when I zoom in? 2022: His Death year
R.I.P. Techno Legends never truly die Technoblade has been one of my favourite KZreadrs for years. I remember watching his new skywars videos everyday, and watching his channel evolve into new content over the years. He will always be missed as a true hero in the KZread and Minecraft community.
Tencho at 9:49: "WELCOME HOME THESEUS!"
@frostynexu
Жыл бұрын
I love that he called him that I think he was referencing to when tommy got struck by lightning 😂
Bad just wants to be techno’s friend 8:55
who's going to protect Philza from baby zombies now? and for me, with the last clip, this one 5:22 is the funniest clip of the video
“I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water” -Technoblade 2020
Everyone draws Techno with an axe or crossbow rocket launcher or sword or pick axe for his weapon, but his real weapon are his legendary roasts.
I’m honestly crying rn I can’t believe he’s gone, rest in poggers
9:12 this is why we love technoblade
12:18 A wholesome family moment lol
“At this rate the final battle is going to be the entire server in a 30v1 against Schlatt” Damn techno can see the future
@Space-Case999
Жыл бұрын
his final battle came to an end.. rip techno
Alex May be dead, but Technoblade will forever be remembered. On KZread, On Twitch, By his fans, By his family, by the hundreds of clips on every social network ever, He will continue to shine like gold in our memories. Forever. R.I.P. Alex 1999-2022
14:15 technoblade and phill obliterate more orphans with da army
seeing this now warms my heart. its gonna take a while to get over this. Fly High, Technoblade!
@dashie-nyan
Жыл бұрын
Unlike 0:20 ((Please no hate, I was only joking))
10:56 his reaction was the “I have the power of god and anime on my side!”, but slightly changed to “I have the power of Technoblade and anime on my side!”😂 He has also waited his entire life for this moment, a dream come true🤩
"Yeah that's how my upload schedule works" THAT HAD ME DEAD😭
Aw, hearing Techno's voice just makes me smile lmfao :D
We just really miss techno these days 😔
@randomcrapstudios8398
2 жыл бұрын
He deserves and needs some rest.
@yessir9849
2 жыл бұрын
U know he is still uploading his streams right
@Averageyoutubeenjoyer-py9pl
Жыл бұрын
This aged badly...
@ONE-vt1fz
Жыл бұрын
This aged REALLY badly
@calebengel2438
Жыл бұрын
Uhh so how we break it to him?
12:30 i love that you can see how quickly technoblade alt tabs
@derpious267
Жыл бұрын
He didn't even hesitate
@Gunther_Griffin
Жыл бұрын
@@derpious267 Yea
@joaoguilhermerodriguesmout6058
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
14:10 that polar bear was watching EVERYTHING
I think technoblade ran out of food so his respiration helmet couldnt take it for that long. Fly high techno
DreamSmp will never be DreamSmp without Technoblade.
@TO-ne2nl
2 жыл бұрын
I mean it was already popular without him, Dream Smp wouldn't be Dream Smp without Dream would make more sense since Dream started this whole thing lmao.
@TO-ne2nl
2 жыл бұрын
@indiebell That's what I said but simplified.
@TO-ne2nl
2 жыл бұрын
@indiebell ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@justsomeguywhoneverdies9210
2 жыл бұрын
@indiebell more like Technoblade is like Spider-Man of Marvel (the most popular character), and Dream is Stan Lee.
@that1person584
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly it wouldn’t be the same without the guy who breaks the fourth wall
Who else came here to remember the death of techno? Rest in peace
@MeaghanDivico
8 ай бұрын
Ya I did too. He wasn’t supposed to die but it happened anyways 😢 I wish I could have met him…
@angelbabydragon
6 ай бұрын
We all do…😢
@MeaghanDivico
6 ай бұрын
I got a notification yesterday…Technodad reposted Technos first video on his channel. And it just…broke me, I’ll never get to here his witty jokes or funny replies ever again. I just hope that wherever he is now, he’s feeling better
@Justrandomthingsofc-co9bg
6 ай бұрын
Same here, feels good to laugh. Fly high king, fly high o7
@MeaghanDivico
6 ай бұрын
o7
Technoblade never dies, but Alex has. Keep the legend alive and may the man rest in peace. Fly high king...
I’m either stupid or at 7:56 techno had armor trims. I don’t know for sure but I don’t think armor trims were around a year ago
@guilhermerr1901
9 ай бұрын
That is Philza's Texture Pack
3:25 this will forever be my favorite clip of this man
@nothinkin69
2 жыл бұрын
SAME 😭
@hunter-zp4qi
2 жыл бұрын
He was about to say cracker XD
Techno: Wait! Why did nobody tell me that you can't crit hit while sprinting?! Techno's mind: Wait! Why have I been deprived of another way of causing pain?!
im heartbroken.
This memories turned from something that will litterly make me cry to something that makes my day 1000 times better, rip technoblade, you will always have a special place in my heart
10:36 POV: that *one* cop watching 👁👄👁
Watching this video again after Techno's passing just fills my heart with joy and eyes with tears. He lived a great life. R.I.P. Techno
Rest in Peace blood legend...
"Hang on I left the stove on at home." TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!! But that whole scene had me on the floor for 10 minutes I almost blacked out!!! 😂😂😂😂
This Technoblade guy is actually hilarious, he could become a KZreadr. He was a great KZreadr. Rest In Peace, Technoblade.
4:35 man’s really predicted the future xd
6:13 damn he did what he wanted said he’ll do
10:58 holy shit that was badass
5:34 he didnt lie man
6:14 he made it 10 mil
@parvinakter8673
Жыл бұрын
12 mil +
Watching this after everything that has happened.. makes me happy to know that I was there to see and enjoy the moment but, in the same time it feels empty knowing that it's gone now. Thanks for the memories king you'll never be forgotten cuz TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESS YEAHH
rest in peace techno. we will never forget what you did to people and the community and how you made so many people so fucking happy and how you put smiles on their faces. Rest in peace. Technoblade never dies.
5:35=his last wish😥
Their version of pigstep is actually good
‘Legends never die’ This song fits techno because no matter what he’s always alive in our hearts
This is what the guy wanted to do in the first place, make people laugh, for the content. RIP Technoblade, you will never die.