Skyblock: Potato War 2
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i just really like potatoes
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"you were kicked from the guid by im_a_squid_kid for reason 'bozo'." that was legitimately foreshadowing
@lizdramalada2446
3 жыл бұрын
?
@ortrieur6948
3 жыл бұрын
you haven't watched Potato War 3 yet!? well, i ain't spoiling anything. go watch the finale.
@owenthompson8879
3 жыл бұрын
@@ortrieur6948 a truly good man respect
@lizdramalada2446
3 жыл бұрын
@@ortrieur6948 i did!!!! 🥺
@lizdramalada2446
3 жыл бұрын
@@ortrieur6948 but thank u for being polite all the same HAHAH
"This dude has a mental illnes" -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
@NiikoKnacko
3 жыл бұрын
illness*
@a10goesbrrt28
3 жыл бұрын
@@NiikoKnacko shut*
@vhgghmaavuy9559
3 жыл бұрын
@@NiikoKnacko who actually cares
@omnomaurora5310
3 жыл бұрын
Thousandth like lol
@laisha2235
3 жыл бұрын
@@vhgghmaavuy9559 I do
"This man's been playing checkers WHILE I'VE BEEN FARMING POTATOES" is one of the hardest lines ever spoken in Minecraft. Technoblade never loses.
@Whetfaartz1
Ай бұрын
unless its to cancer
@danieljones6812
Ай бұрын
@@Whetfaartz1bro…..
@michelleoxford332
23 күн бұрын
@@Whetfaartz1get ratioed
@the_frick
12 күн бұрын
@@Whetfaartz1 the cancer also died, so technically its a tie, which is NOT a loss
I have mad respect for Squid Kid for being able to keep up with Techno, while also being in college.
@ikusA74
10 ай бұрын
true
@Boxygirl96
10 ай бұрын
Facts
@amaz7763
9 ай бұрын
I want to now how he reacted to his death
@AltMoose112
9 ай бұрын
@@amaz7763 good spelling
@adamgoyne
9 ай бұрын
@@amaz7763same
"Are you stalking me?" *"No, I'm doing investigative journalism."*
@arandomperson7141
3 жыл бұрын
E
@foodisyes5925
3 жыл бұрын
E
@n8than1014
3 жыл бұрын
E
@pandibear8911
3 жыл бұрын
E
@blob7800
3 жыл бұрын
E
When you realize SMP earth was just a Distraction
@cy5434
3 жыл бұрын
It's sad because I liked that series
@bladderstone69
3 жыл бұрын
He has three minecrafts
@cy5434
3 жыл бұрын
@peroh I know, I just want more episodes
@avalonqt6285
3 жыл бұрын
And he still conquered the earth
@catidiot2417
3 жыл бұрын
You forgot a dance after distraction
1:54 for anyone wondering, his alt’s name is literally just Potatoes in French This man is a master of disguise, almost on par with Squid and his Bozo alt
@Rocktherock5475
Жыл бұрын
Dats cool
@playgroundsinc
Жыл бұрын
This man was a master of disguise
@thesnackthatsmilesback6408
2 ай бұрын
“Dirt apples” lmao funny name
@jacksonbaye7920
Ай бұрын
o7
@Alex-ge5gt
Ай бұрын
In Québec we say: "patates" (the s is plural) (weird i know)
10:22 this is the exact moment I realized how deeply insane/invested techno was in this war
10:25 the name of the spreadsheet is “very normal behavior”. I lost it.
@ladder3257
4 жыл бұрын
This was the moment techno's sanity fell into my question
@TY_2020
4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@robertdolcetti450
4 жыл бұрын
@@ladder3257 I may have lost my composure but techno lost his sanity.
@sneeze4483
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@emdies-mds4957
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
The spread sheet he used to track squid’s farming was called “very normal behavior” BRUH (timestamp 10:24)
@dr.pokemon1463
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that is a good easter egg
@cooleKinder
3 жыл бұрын
This is why i love technoblade
@darkinators
3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@connorc3060
3 жыл бұрын
@@darkinators read my comment again.
@rag.animations
3 жыл бұрын
I honestly love that timestamp because it's 2^10
Anyone else think Techno was an Irish potatoe farmer in a past life?
@Sirbearsy
Жыл бұрын
im irish and i would say absoulutly
@jordanesamuda
Жыл бұрын
Me
@Herobrinegrn1
Жыл бұрын
As an Irish person, I can confirm he was an Irish potato farmer.
@roisin9161
Жыл бұрын
Defo
@DingoDongo09
Жыл бұрын
Maybe he will be now
Y'know, returning to these videos even 2 years later I still love these videos. I needed something to make me feel better being sick today, and Techno can always manage to put a smile on my face even through the pain
@dovahkiin53839
Жыл бұрын
Had this on in the background while working on a final project today. It helped me power through the final stretch so much.
@conormaccarthy249
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe it's been two full years man,
@nyom6378
Жыл бұрын
Pogging through the pain, me and you brother. I'm also sick and Techno always makes me smile, even through bad times. If he won a ridiculously difficult in game war against another player, I can surely as hell get out of this sickness
@kamooza8345
Жыл бұрын
yeah I’ve been having shitass cramps today and after watching his videos they mostly went away
@zacharynguyen7286
6 ай бұрын
@ShadowFred386 Hope you’re doing good and staying safe. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤
squidkid: Ha, he wont be able to track my potatoes if i disable the API! Techno: *crawls inside farm and uses stopwatch to calculate output* squidkid: b r u h
@tulnukas2000
4 жыл бұрын
just 0 mercy
@fantasticphil3863
4 жыл бұрын
Mrzombie295 *updates it in a friggin EXCEL sheet and calculates with the original amount plus each increase in output DAILY*
@mastertm1590
4 жыл бұрын
Modern problems require old fashioned techniques..
@ckingpro
4 жыл бұрын
@@fantasticphil3863 It was a friggin Google Sheets sheet
@fantasticphil3863
4 жыл бұрын
CKing Pro excel hasn’t reached the level of universality to the point that a google spreadsheet can’t be called an excel sheet? ☹️
Is anyone gonna talk about his alt being called potato in French.
@somemagellanic
3 жыл бұрын
lots of people are talking about it
@mayoraldrinzon4847
3 жыл бұрын
@@somemagellanic he's stupid bruh
@rekt307
3 жыл бұрын
@@mayoraldrinzon4847 no u
@mayoraldrinzon4847
3 жыл бұрын
@@rekt307 no u
@GamingWithJumbo
3 жыл бұрын
What is it called?
I love how even though he disses squid kid he acts like that older brother thats "I can bully him but YOU can't" I love him may he rest in peace
I like how foogle returned as the one person techno needed to get a new minion slot, techno even remembered his dragon armour sike trade and partially forgived him for it
When techno was getting alchemy I felt so bad for the number Number one guy, he must of been freaking out thinking techno was gonna take his spot too
@NafeeGaming
3 жыл бұрын
Your pfp It terrifies me
@pb_x
3 жыл бұрын
TheRedGuyYT I know the full image, you should be scared....
@randomname2726
3 жыл бұрын
@@pb_x i'm gonna regret this but, Sauce?
@Lavantte
3 жыл бұрын
TheRedGuyYT Oh god, why’d you point it out??
@rofirofi112
3 жыл бұрын
@@pb_x sauce? For research purpose
"Timing each of his minions with a stopwatch every day to calculate his exact potato output." Sounds like some anime protagonist.
@fernando4959
4 жыл бұрын
OP protagonist who is somehow always smarter than his opponents Except he has an explanation to his genius
@aaronrosales8274
4 жыл бұрын
So who is going to the anime of technoblade
@Bezimienny420
4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade is Like madara but 100x powerfull
@zed538
4 жыл бұрын
Light Yagami
@sethakins4029
4 жыл бұрын
Red Cannot Sing Next you’ll say: “It was all a part of the master plan!”
This is by far the best 3 episode series EVER. the dedication, the intensity, the passion, the intelligence, the work ethic, the pride!!!
@AlliumBlade_
Жыл бұрын
@Obl1vous i know right? i can’t seem to deal with strong emotions without turning them into a joke-
@AlliumBlade_
Жыл бұрын
@Obl1vous you, my friend, are a true fan.
@flamingpaxtsc
10 ай бұрын
@Farexa neeeeeeeeeerd he only got 500 million potatoes! What a loser hah 👈🤣 -a huge fan
Rewatching it over and over. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!
@user-em2xl4tf7v
Жыл бұрын
We all are
@Death5659
Жыл бұрын
I'm watching this on a school night at 3 am
@sansdj6718
Жыл бұрын
same here
@macduck3781
Жыл бұрын
Yet he did
@googlyeyedwatputty8889
Жыл бұрын
BLASPHEMY!! Technoblade Never dies!
He started an entire SERIES as a distraction mechanism?!!
@thesaroscycle_archive
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@hiddenalien
3 жыл бұрын
Techno is truly the ultimate life form
@Dinonuggie399
3 жыл бұрын
HiddenAlien Two year olds:iS tHaT a JOjO ReFErEnCE!?!?
@mtdeeley
3 жыл бұрын
boi
@lunarskys2645
3 жыл бұрын
His goals are beyond your understanding
13:09 _"Most opportunities are created by luck, it takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success"_ -Technoblade
@Pixci
4 жыл бұрын
truly motivational
@Aaron-mb5be
4 жыл бұрын
Surprised that came from a video about farming potatos
@wellifailed392
4 жыл бұрын
Ora ora ora!
@squash6840
4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@JullianPlays
4 жыл бұрын
Hmm, like for Technoblade, Minecraft Monday.
The world was not ready for his crazy genius. Rip techno, you'll never die in our hearts.
after years of French class I can finally get the joke in his alt's name
@Hans-ht2ft
Жыл бұрын
the only reason why i would learn french
@muhammaddarrenputra6389
Жыл бұрын
Can you explain it please?
@nd0887
Жыл бұрын
@@muhammaddarrenputra6389 his alt's name is "pommesdeterre" which is "potato" (pommes de terre) in French.
@bulgroz7634
Жыл бұрын
Me who is alredy french :troll:
@xaiverbres7335
Жыл бұрын
That is an extremely long word for potato
Squid: "Who are you?" Techno: *_"Death."_*
@kevinDEgamer112
3 жыл бұрын
Apex reference
@canthispotatoget10ksubs97
3 жыл бұрын
Actually Techno is potatoes
@ApppleeSnappplee
3 жыл бұрын
True.
@sienna3793
3 жыл бұрын
Batman
@user-os7kz3jy5c
3 жыл бұрын
xd
"This dude has a mental illness" techno then describes how he crawled through his base to calculate his minions rates with a stopwatch (that shit was so funny to me)
@idiol9039
4 жыл бұрын
hahaha so funny
@nspark2913
4 жыл бұрын
.... Dedication... or insanity.
@grey9916
4 жыл бұрын
N Spark29 both
@charlietube365
4 жыл бұрын
True
@greyw0lv
4 жыл бұрын
worst part is we got no clue if he was serious
Long Live The Potato King
@rebelsoldier6133
Жыл бұрын
o7
Ik for a fact Hypixel will never be the same without you, so long Technoblade.
Okay but the fact they're both grown adults having a potato war is just- *their lives have peaked.*
@DebsStuffs
3 жыл бұрын
Its the golden age of their lives.
@Wandejcjdn
3 жыл бұрын
Rose a sub has been earned (even if you dont post lol)
@rosemary8020
3 жыл бұрын
@@Wandejcjdn Oh well thanks aha!
@GumSkyloard
3 жыл бұрын
@@rosemary8020 Another sub has been given!
@rosemary8020
3 жыл бұрын
@@GumSkyloard Thank you :o
I just realized that Techno’s alt’s name, pommedeterre, is French for potato (apple of the earth).
@DebsStuffs
3 жыл бұрын
le epic
@OliveTreesa
3 жыл бұрын
Next he’s gonna come out as potato sexual
@ren6737
3 жыл бұрын
apple of *earth*
@ReaganK333
3 жыл бұрын
Wow
@blueninjagaming148
3 жыл бұрын
i realized right away because im from Canada lmaoooooooooooo
“Most opportunities are created by luck, but it takes skill to grasp them” - techno
After 2 yrs still my favourite series..RIP THE BLADE
@somerandomdudewhoplaygames
Жыл бұрын
Early reply
@danisnotreal
9 ай бұрын
Early reply
@helphelphelphelpmehelphelphelp
4 ай бұрын
Potato trilogy is timeless
I just love how mundane his voice is it makes this 10X funnier
@AlexAndLilChompa
4 жыл бұрын
I would like the comment but it’s at 69 likes
@tylerkennedy8931
4 жыл бұрын
I've been watching his videos for years. I subbed when he had like 5k subscribers. That's what you stick around for. I used to watch his blitz videos all day because they were hilarious. ❤️❤️❤️
@Fizz-Q
4 жыл бұрын
Techno has the voice of a normal HEY GUYS youtuber and a chill person at the same time
@subwaykitty683
4 жыл бұрын
So controversial yet so true.
@wesleybarton3423
4 жыл бұрын
Surely you mean monotone? I enjoy the monotone commentary as well.
“This mans playing checkers while I’m farming potatoes” Is such a raw and powerful sentence.
@giankromer5264
4 жыл бұрын
Queen Chaos not as raw as a good potato
@mrpizzacat8273
4 жыл бұрын
This mans playing checkers while I was playing chess.... BUT THE PIECES ARE MADE OF POTATO I CARVED BY HAND
@makszupanec2944
4 жыл бұрын
My fav part of the vid
@kyohomemess1393
4 жыл бұрын
this is so deep it changed my life for ever :0
@queenchaosyet
4 жыл бұрын
maks zupanec, your favourite part was the ending lmao?
“this man has a mental illness” 9:41 LMFAO I DIED
This is truly the best minecraft series ever, at least for me. Rest in Peace King.
Plot Twist: This series is just a cover for his real objective which is reaching rank 1 in alchemy
@so6748
3 жыл бұрын
Wait...🤭🤔
@MrLrebelo1
3 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmm
@crystallxix1493
3 жыл бұрын
@Kaiden Cook *ghasp* We have been blind all along!
@ryderkyt24hoursago28
3 жыл бұрын
@@crystallxix1493 GHASPIFY OMGGG
@evil6175
3 жыл бұрын
He probably has most hours in skyblock
The Great Potato Famine would've never happened if Technoblade was around back then
@failboat2863
3 жыл бұрын
1 day ago 14likes, Just some guy without a mustache: i'm used to that.
@br3adm0ld
3 жыл бұрын
technoblade is solving famines with slavery
@ditzelanimations5205
3 жыл бұрын
true
@whospari
3 жыл бұрын
Yayyyyyy or here
@kylegersava9506
3 жыл бұрын
Here too...
"Technoblade never dies" -Sun tzu, the art of war
I just need to watch this one more time
"I started an SMP series to throw him off the trail" thank you technoblade
@kaydenwry6776
4 жыл бұрын
,very cool
@catp6405
4 жыл бұрын
Does this mean he wasn't serious about his smp series?
@AOZ.
4 жыл бұрын
@@catp6405 it's... obviously a joke...
@Mushbeary
4 жыл бұрын
@@AOZ. shhhh
@Ccc32800
4 жыл бұрын
That smart lol
Technoblade is the only adult person so dedicated to cyberbullying kids in a Block game.
@user-qu5bj6ee3o
4 жыл бұрын
idk how commas work exactly, and i just place them based on some gut feeling, but i don't think one' s supposed to be there
@kaydenwry6776
4 жыл бұрын
@@user-qu5bj6ee3o Lol,
@coffeebean2291
4 жыл бұрын
Gullerod Jensen Then you clearly haven't watched flamingo
@daridon2483
4 жыл бұрын
And getting views and money out of it.
@harvey4125
4 жыл бұрын
yes,
Happy Birthday, Technoblade
babe wake up it's time for our monthly potato war binge session
I was thinking “this isn’t that crazy”..... then I learned he uses spreadsheets
@Zamolxes77
3 жыл бұрын
That's not as crazy as it might sound, I started using spreadsheets to keep track of enchantment books prices.
@seventhirtysix7794
3 жыл бұрын
Trust me... he needs therapy - wait for potato war 3
@thenumber102k
3 жыл бұрын
The man is going to use inter-dimesional travel next or some crap
@lyl_es9421
3 жыл бұрын
micromanaging. been around the practice since the masters of most games i play do that
@shigehito5855
3 жыл бұрын
@@seventhirtysix7794 you knew something
Imagine being so dedicated to being #1 in Potatos you accidentally become one of the highest players in the world in a completely different and unrelated field. That's like working to become the smartest person in the world and accidentally becoming the fourth best in the world at Irish tap dancing.
@JJ-ll1qg
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ghidorah4695
3 жыл бұрын
bro moment
@Hose_10
3 жыл бұрын
True 😂
@coffins786
3 жыл бұрын
King Ghidorah LOL
@JJ-ll1qg
3 жыл бұрын
@@juliag2703 You are also a Julia G?
Dear techno army, We know techno has changed our lives by cyberbullying some people, gaining over 10 million subs. But the war is not over yet, we need to make him reach 20 million subs and force KZread to make him a custom 20 mil play button by 1 June 2024 ,his birthday as 'Mere death cannot conquer The Blade'
Thank you for everything techno, you can finally rest... It's now our job to remember you as long as we are still breathing in this tiny world of nerds.
Technoblade getting rank 4 in alchemy is the Hypixel equivalent of when Magnus Carlsen (current chess world champion) suddenly appeared on the fantasy football global rankings
@duatia5315
3 жыл бұрын
Magnus Carlsen what?
@matt8258
3 жыл бұрын
And it was all to get better at potatos
@ej-jz5rc
3 жыл бұрын
@@duatia5315 uncultured swine
@alexstewart2897
3 жыл бұрын
@@ej-jz5rc bro chill, magnus Carlson is not in the public eye, it doesn’t matter
@dullasparagus6369
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexstewart2897 it’s literally in the original comment
Why is nobody talking about Squid: "im not joking im dropping school" Techno: "that's not wise, being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well"
@evalig871
3 жыл бұрын
Where in the vid is this?
@Raven-mo3xj
3 жыл бұрын
@@evalig871 0:21
@jeff09_
3 жыл бұрын
He murdered that man
@dillon3858
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh electricsnivy, what a dumb name, also, I don’t even know who you are, you're so trash lmao
@tatogreen
3 жыл бұрын
Who asked. You just randomly insulted him for no reason.
There is just no one else like Techno man. This man was absolutely one of a kind :,)
“Is this dude really playing potatoes to? This dude has a mental illness” -Squid Kid My favorite line in this video
So fun fact: Techno’s alt account, PommesDeTerre, mean potato in French. When it’s literally translated, it actually means Apple of (the) Earth.
@Beephobic1013
3 жыл бұрын
I know lmao, I’m french
@retardery1488
3 жыл бұрын
@@Beephobic1013 ok
@dummyisaac8040
3 жыл бұрын
SaltyStrawberris ok
@kyowono
3 жыл бұрын
SaltyStrawberris ok
@vinnynash8517
3 жыл бұрын
SaltyStrawberris ok
This is the most legendary battle Minecraft has ever had. Absolute god-tier content.
@RED01SEA
4 жыл бұрын
we need another war !!!
@hinzlim9166
4 жыл бұрын
I mean is just two mad man farming potatoes but sure
@Guto_1227
4 жыл бұрын
@@RED01SEA no, we need another god!
@squash6840
4 жыл бұрын
Killer bean
@altpro4525
4 жыл бұрын
heard of huahwi vs xnestorio or tylarzz vs nestor in uhc kid???
Who else is rewatching all his vids to show our love ❤️
@laxmiyadav7880
8 ай бұрын
Me
"Damn i liked potatoes but not THIS much" -Sun Tzu, the art of war
@v0id_d3m0n
3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@bigg2226
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Dante-rd3ne
3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOOOO
@GabeIDK2
3 жыл бұрын
“Angry Peruvian noises”
@notyourfriendlyneighbor2733
3 жыл бұрын
Irish crusade noises
I Made a spreadsheet and timed each of his Minions to calculate His potato output! YOU WHAT?!?
@vexnext5339
4 жыл бұрын
Why did I hear the you what
@armiea6063
4 жыл бұрын
IMPOSSIBLE
@HiHello-jo8tp
4 жыл бұрын
next level dedication
@cheesecake1005
4 жыл бұрын
"very normal behaviour"
Thank you so much Mr beast for recommending this.
i saw this when it came out and 3 years later ive seen every war 2-3 times and techno never stopped being funny R.I.P. king techno you are always in our hearts
Plot Twist: The people helping squid actually did it just so Techno could upload another video
@rekt307
4 жыл бұрын
yes
@jaredreyes7197
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@maleniabladeofmiquella8454
4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah this is big brain time
@derhochi1794
4 жыл бұрын
AndrewIsTaken and it worked, only took half a year
@uwuFumi
4 жыл бұрын
plot twist: it was just techno who was helping squid so he can get content in skyblock and farm views with the GRATE POTATO-WAR
„He‘s an adult. He doesn‘t care.“ *Technoblade, also an adult*: BUT I CARE
@spicywater8701
4 жыл бұрын
iskander he’s just a rly big 15 year old
@komiks42
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure but he propably 18 or 19
@Manacus
4 жыл бұрын
@@komiks42 he's 21
@xxjotave15xx
4 жыл бұрын
technoblade uses voice changer confirmed
@thecouchpotato1807
4 жыл бұрын
170th like lol
"Do not EVER let your opponent win, or else his potatoes will overtake you." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Rest in piece king Probably one of your best series
"I Uploaded SMP to Hid my Plans" So World Domination was just a Decoy!!
@Mykalpaca
4 жыл бұрын
Clearly potatoes > World
@vxson902
4 жыл бұрын
**Potatoes** Technoblade: ILL TAKE UR ENTIRE STOCK
@zeuss5
4 жыл бұрын
Michael Leung but he actually took over the aorld lmao
@coolsuper2624
4 жыл бұрын
That is hard to believe
@MyAIaskanPing
4 жыл бұрын
ireland was first
Technoblade: “so I started an SMP earth series as a distraction” Antarctic empire: am I a joke to you
@MaskedChaos
4 жыл бұрын
Wavyflowz ALL ARE INFERIOR TO THE POTATOES
@walmarp
4 жыл бұрын
@nziom
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine creating the most powerful empire in the world and taking over the entire planet and conquering space just as a distraction
@lenkastv6934
4 жыл бұрын
@@nziomonly one person can do this only technoblede
@epicgamer636
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
You know, i can't help but wonder what the devs/mods team's reaction was when they saw two players just skyrocket their potato harvest on the server
"Whatever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a youtube video, you fool, you moron. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War." Best quote ever.
squid: "He has a mental illness" Techno 1 minute later "so then I crawled through his farm and meticulously timing his minions and put it into a spreadsheet also I created an entire SMP series as part of my master plan"
@thepoweroffreesh6820
3 жыл бұрын
I think squid might be right
@TheFriendless1
3 жыл бұрын
@@thepoweroffreesh6820 It's called dedication... to an unhealthy degree.
@turkey2143
3 жыл бұрын
@@thepoweroffreesh6820 Lmaoooo
@ashd9498
3 жыл бұрын
ADHD hyper focus 😂
@scoutknightus6341
3 жыл бұрын
Not to lie but squid is right but squid also didn’t need to say it
"its about to be exam season squid kid will be at his weakest" literally the funniest shit ive ever heard
@starlight0313
3 жыл бұрын
I read that just as he said it
@chloe4157
3 жыл бұрын
timestmp
@uzmanaveed4877
3 жыл бұрын
@@chloe4157 5:56
@max_casten
3 жыл бұрын
Language lol
@starlight0313
3 жыл бұрын
LANGUAGE! -Badboyhalo
What can I say that hasn't already been said a million times? You are still the greatest KZreadr on the platform, inside and outside of Minecraft. Your humor is witty and fun, and you have confidence I could only dream of. I know you personally won't see this, or any of the other comments Techno, but you were the greatest. Technoblade never dies.
I remember foogle at first I didn’t know what technoblade meant but now I remember in the pitman video foogle trolled him by canceling the trade
lets be real technoblade is one of the most interesting channels that exploded. its an actual competitive orientated minecraft channel, even though all minecraft youtubers that are really big are just casuals that mainly became big by other games. I think technoblade became big because he is entertaining and competitive at the same time so its fun to see him "stab kids" .
@daridon2483
4 жыл бұрын
Also fun and original humor.
@santiagoley6403
4 жыл бұрын
Also, his voice is really good to hear while trying to sleep. Cough cough... 5.5M views on minecraft story mode ep 2-4.
@viktoranderas9541
4 жыл бұрын
That sounds right and makes sense.
@aleeaz135
4 жыл бұрын
KEKW
@xpr0gidy
4 жыл бұрын
Rengar Main actually we like him mostly because of his personality and demeanor while recording, which is actually quite similar to this comment shut up nerd
1:27 FOOL OF A TOOK!
By 9:43 using math it took technoblade 26 HOURS and 55 minutes. Thank you.
"Started an SMP series to throw him off the trail." Wait--Wha--Wh *Technoblade spends months creating a series just to ensure one video isn't obselete*
@ThomasonCG
4 жыл бұрын
now this is true commitment to the cause
@sanderkivirand1557
4 жыл бұрын
He still got money from the smp videos so win win?
@belisarius6949
4 жыл бұрын
Those Sun Tzu quotes werent just random. This guy is using ancient tactics to win this Potato war.
@antoniou6427
4 жыл бұрын
I was so f*cking shocked man
@belisarius6949
4 жыл бұрын
@@antoniou6427 shooketh*
“So I started SMP Earth as a distraction” Antarctic empire: **Betrayal Noises**
@nakupovani1
4 жыл бұрын
Remember bullying tommy is not as importantly bullying Squid kid
@RyderMonkeyGamer
4 жыл бұрын
@@nakupovani1 not true
@poyoviews9168
4 жыл бұрын
nakupovani1 agreed cyber bullying squidkid takes priority over cyber bullying tommy
@dozi5497
4 жыл бұрын
Well SMP earth is gone now
@duckiq
4 жыл бұрын
*CYBERBULLYING* is *CYBERBULLYING*
I remember when this came out, it was the craziest sequel everyone was talking about. Thankyou Technoblade.
2:02 I didn't feel bad for squid but now I am jealous he got to talk to Techno but rest in peace. Maybe he would have hearted some of my comments if I grew up faster but nevertheless he improved my life and his videos were the first bit of very intelligent humour I saw in English.
soo techno literally just conquered the entire world... as a distraction to his ultimate battle plan. dude's an absolute god
@mtdeeley
3 жыл бұрын
oh... wait what... hol' up
@Steamlazer
3 жыл бұрын
@@mtdeeley SMP Earth
@joesanchez2973
3 жыл бұрын
I like it, but then un-liked the comment.
@sumi_luu
3 жыл бұрын
Normal Sunday for Techno
@shmango2518
3 жыл бұрын
when u wanna like the comment but it already has 420 likes
When you create an entire SMP Earth series... TO THROW SOMEONE OFF YOUR POTATO FARMING.
@kouluruoka7920
4 жыл бұрын
ALL PART OF THE *MASTERPLAAAAAAAAAAANNN*
@matthewbailey1475
4 жыл бұрын
he quit college to do this
@crazychicken8290
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@DiabloAsli
4 жыл бұрын
I was the 1000th likes hahaha
@DiabloAsli
4 жыл бұрын
@Olive Milk so every people can't comment if nobody is asking huh?
6:53 Outside:"I would never fo that, I am a good person. " Inside:"It was too inefficient!" 😂😂😂
Watching him now brings tears to my eyes
Squid kid: “I will rule the potato world!” PommesDeTerre: “VIVE LA REVOLUTION!”
@blurple8398
3 жыл бұрын
I love how Pommes De Terre literally translate to Apple of earth
@pepper4632
3 жыл бұрын
@@blurple8398 no it’s potatoe- oh I see
@br12_
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO NICE
@goldex8297
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@user-os7kz3jy5c
3 жыл бұрын
LETS GOOOO
Squid: Doesn’t devote every second of his day to farming potatoes Techno: I’ve seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this
@venomviper3007
4 жыл бұрын
might wanna fix that typo my guy
@krillius5364
4 жыл бұрын
VenomViper300 oh shoot thanks man
@stubi3633
4 жыл бұрын
@@krillius5364 there was another typo
@Zryrr
4 жыл бұрын
@@stubi3633 agreed
@krillius5364
4 жыл бұрын
Elias Negishi where
Bro started an entire smo series just to stay number 1 in potato farming mad respect
Rest in peace Technoblade
“This man has been playing checkers while I’ve been farming potatoes” -technoblade 2020
@audizign
4 жыл бұрын
"Everyone else has been playing checkers but I've been playing chess this whole time" - Technoblade 2016, "ARCHER X! - Bowspam Survival Games"
@relic1881
4 жыл бұрын
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^noice
@Candy-sm5yl
4 жыл бұрын
It was a lie he was actually using the potatoe videos to actually farm carrots and take the #1 carrot spot the whole time Everybody been farming potatoes while i was farming carrots
@relic1881
4 жыл бұрын
I like what you’re theorizing
@cysipy
4 жыл бұрын
this is a very funny and original youtube comment i laughed too
"I fear not the man who has planted ten-million different plants, but the man who has planted one plant ten-million time's" ~Some punch kick dude
@bunjeegum_3380
4 жыл бұрын
Sutaokami Yes this is good
@Niiue
4 жыл бұрын
more like 145 million times
@allen8655
4 жыл бұрын
Sutaokami nice Bruce lee reference. Knowing me I probably got the person wrong but it’s that one guy who punched stuff and is a self proclaimed try-hard sweat/martial artists
@Sutaokami
4 жыл бұрын
@@allen8655 dont worry about it, didn't know it was Bruce lee till you said that
@bunjeegum_3380
4 жыл бұрын
Midnight Yep you got it right. Bruce Lee
One more time, just one more time
"I wouldn't say I'm a competitive person"
@ladofthedamned7796
3 жыл бұрын
@spedgonzales3683
3 жыл бұрын
@@ladofthedamned7796 how did you do this
@mintkody
3 жыл бұрын
ㅤㅤㅤ
@mintkody
3 жыл бұрын
@@spedgonzales3683 like how I did above
@spedgonzales3683
3 жыл бұрын
Mint Kody yes
This video was the tipping point that has left me thoroughly convinced that Technoblade is fueled by nothing but raw spite and hubris.
@joy-6629
4 жыл бұрын
POG PINNED BY TECHNOBLADE!!!
@baterwottle2400
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Ayesumoto
4 жыл бұрын
You know hubris was a word used to describe the gods, and technoblade is a GOD.
@lo-keycypher5254
4 жыл бұрын
The content tho
@sadrat5375
4 жыл бұрын
Techno got lucky Bazaar made it so that you can only buy 10 stacks of an item per day
13:48 "this man has been playing checkers while ive been farming potatoes. hes through" XD the normal saying goes. paraphrasing: "this man has been playing checkers while ive been playing chess"
Can’t just stop at the first one got to watch them all
THIS MAN MADE AN SMP SERIES JUST TO THROW SOME KID OF HIS TRAIL. WHAT A POG CHAMP.
@MailMainbutnot
3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@dr.unventor
3 жыл бұрын
Or did he start the potato war to throw off his enemies in the smp?
@jackm.7094
3 жыл бұрын
@@dr.unventor oh yeah, this is big brain time
@JohnReal05
3 жыл бұрын
Stfu gacha kid
@0ddst0ff33
3 жыл бұрын
It was a hoke
This man joined an entire SMP as a tactic in the Potato War, and didn't even care about it yet still was able to take over the entire world
@Foho1010
3 жыл бұрын
@A Cheeseburger wbwn
@noddlelebowski1074
3 жыл бұрын
Wow I can’t believe you are surprised, this is technoblade remember
@atrixcanada7204
3 жыл бұрын
That is Technoblade an indescribable man
@redmin6066
3 жыл бұрын
That’s a surprise? He’s technoblade
@BlandSock
3 жыл бұрын
U can not
🕊️🕊️❤.... After 3 years technoblade we've been still happy until you died.... ❤🕊️🕊️
"But the thing is, most opportunities are created by luck. It takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success." - Technoblade (alex)
*Technoblade* *gets* *top* *5* *in* *alchemy* *#1* *alchemy* *player:* sweats nervously
@krackencrusader403
4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade gets #1 in all skyblock charts.
@kouluruoka7920
4 жыл бұрын
@@krackencrusader403 the real addicted advancement gotten.
@Someone-dh1pr
4 жыл бұрын
da numba 1 alchemy player sweating nervously just techno almost got to numba 1 just to get the 24th minion slots
@kazumabutworse
4 жыл бұрын
@@Someone-dh1pr to upgrade his rabbit pet*
@cpujar
4 жыл бұрын
4*
Thief: time to break into this house Another thief: sorry sir but it’s not your turn to break in yet
@barneya1965
3 жыл бұрын
He spent like 10 seconds casually mentioning an entire POTATO CULT that had broken into his farm. I must learn more.
@masterdoge987
3 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that that’s how most high-level robberies work
@lihretti
3 жыл бұрын
@@masterdoge987 h-how do you know that?
@alex2005z
3 жыл бұрын
@@lihretti how do u think?
@rubikscubegaming2412
Жыл бұрын
A good assasin also knows how to steal
" I started an SMP series to throw him off the trail" -Technoblade DUDE YOU CONQUERED THE ENTIRE WORLD AND FOUGHT IN WARS TO HIDE YOUR REAL PROGRESS???