It was so fun. thank you for teaming with us. (my shot at 8:10 AMAZING)

@purpledragon6035

3 жыл бұрын

They've been tricked, they've been backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled

@crusadr_4966

3 жыл бұрын

You were the true carry even though you died once LMAO

@Cheeriohs

3 жыл бұрын

Np! It was fun teaming w you!

@Acecer

3 жыл бұрын

Ay yo love your videos i want more rl lol

@dantibblet

3 жыл бұрын

you all are sociopaths

In this episode: Technoblade: Technoplane Calvin: 1v4 every team Nestor: _Shot em. Got em._

@imJojie

3 жыл бұрын

This comment needs more likes, LOL

@Willimann

3 жыл бұрын

its at 500 i think

@gr1mgamer488

3 жыл бұрын

wayy to accurate XD

@mariolahajduk2505

3 жыл бұрын

lol someone commented the same thing 10 minutes before you

@pokethelily

3 жыл бұрын

@@imJojie found u

Their Team is basically 1. Techno : A flying tank 2. Nestorio : A Fuckin Turret 3. Calvin : A crazy swordsman

@meh92

2 жыл бұрын

A crazy swordman ya say?

@sadaderlangga17

2 жыл бұрын

@@meh92 Ok that sounds better, let me edit that. Idk what's wrong with me a week ago

@wiruzTheWalter

2 жыл бұрын

@@sadaderlangga17 wat was it before

@asianpersuasion4901

2 жыл бұрын

berserker*

@Mateo-ov7xx

2 жыл бұрын

calvin was the better shooter

I'm telling you. There's no way Techno isn't currently in an isakai rn kicking ass all over again

@spoonmanthe3rd

7 ай бұрын

Reincarnated as a pig?

@q_0191

7 ай бұрын

i love this comment

@ojamaftk9585

6 ай бұрын

I'd pay so much to watch that anime

@Fish12421

6 ай бұрын

I was so op in my last life that I was reincarnated as a pig. 😂

@jhobted2058

6 ай бұрын

​@@spoonmanthe3rdtheres literally an anime airing this season about a guy who reincarnated as a pig 💀

That 3v21 has to be one of the greatest battles I've ever seen Rest in peace, Techno

@venuslicetrack

7 ай бұрын

That was an intense epic war

@d1nodray

4 ай бұрын

"We have you 21 to 3." "I like those odds."

@hyperfreeze2714

4 ай бұрын

@@d1nodray it would be 7 to 1

@d1nodray

4 ай бұрын

@@hyperfreeze2714good point

@ham_sammy3365

4 ай бұрын

Top 10 Best Anime Battles

Tournament players: “Yeah I’ll lose this tournament when pigs fly” Technoblade: *”hey”*

@greennova4576

3 жыл бұрын

I love it

@skilledsqueaks6746

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh that's funny af well played

@SkaarBTW

3 жыл бұрын

"wassup"

@dgplayzit4438

3 жыл бұрын

"no you can't be technoplane this is hunger games!" "Haha technoplane go MURDER MURDER MURDER"

@anthonytran674

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

Event organizers: Hmm, a team of 21 vs 3, I don’t think that will be fair Techno: *You’re goddamn right.*

@hozhuofeng9877

3 жыл бұрын

21 was not enough to fight 3

@BaridCashTagmout

3 жыл бұрын

Not enough to fight 1 and that person is techno

@nimragull222

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute, you look familiar

@darkamezcua3628

3 жыл бұрын

Underated comment 😂😂

@zanderhandler129

3 жыл бұрын

Bring a few dozen more guys, then it'll be a fair fight.

Chat: You think Techno can win on a team of 3? Organisers: Yeah, when pigs fly Techno: That can be arranged Technoblade Never Dies.

@icemask1098

7 ай бұрын

“That can be arranged” lmao

@Monster-hm3ut

6 ай бұрын

I can hear him saying that 😂

@dakokonut2501

6 ай бұрын

Techno never dies 😢

@Monster-hm3ut

6 ай бұрын

@@dakokonut2501 bro he isn't dead he's obviously just not uploaded like he did with the potato war 🙄

@PersonCuber

6 ай бұрын

​@@Monster-hm3utI honestly hope so bro, I'd be so happy

15:16 finally a player smart enough to realize that a man without a chestplate takes a shit ton of damage

@ItsDeveloper_

8 ай бұрын

exactly

@adilplays2312

6 ай бұрын

giga walli

@ethangc081

5 ай бұрын

but he wasnt smart enough to realize that man is technoblade

@mymumoverwaterstheflowersd8071

4 ай бұрын

My man walli

@Quinton_ovo_

3 ай бұрын

​@@ethangc081either it was fight at a chance advantage or take the L without dignity. That man did good

"Hey, you think techno can win on a team of three" "Psh yeah, when pigs fly" Technoplane:

@lola126yearsago3

3 жыл бұрын

Ajrocks567 underated

@opa8012

3 жыл бұрын

Copied

@kyleroberts3899

3 жыл бұрын

@@opa8012 u copied someone saying copied it was a good comment he can repost

@jthegamer360

3 жыл бұрын

technoplane never dies

@ferry5133

3 жыл бұрын

@@opa8012 you copied someone saying copied

“We won with a grand total of 116 kills” “The events previous record was 19 btw” The mega co-op just went in Techno’s favor and got them more kills

@nerd5858

3 жыл бұрын

It was 19 for one person Still though techno got 47 kills Crazy

@jakeelli5129

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly those three went wild

@runiki879

3 жыл бұрын

actually he got more than that cuz fire aspect may burn enemies to death and he wont get the kill

@Galaxy-ug5ik

3 жыл бұрын

Thing is, he was a substitute and cause more pain then satan

@nerd5858

3 жыл бұрын

RunicIce pretty sure he cleaned anyone who he saw

The scream in every player's soul when they saw technoplane just proves how Techno came really close to getting a degree in psychology, his prescence itself is enough to make even the strongest man run away in fear.

@Case2_0

6 ай бұрын

That’s why God had to remove him. He was becoming too powerful.

@-ZM_Gaming-

6 ай бұрын

@@Case2_0 he had too much intelligence for this world

@yorgmcsmorglehorfen2278

5 ай бұрын

He's like lu bu in dynasty warriors games.

@Akira_2x

2 ай бұрын

That's why he was sent to an isakai

@burgesskids2101

Ай бұрын

you mean the second strongest man, because the strongest man doesn't work cause, Techno IS the strongest man.

12:18 "Knock knock, it's the United States with the air support!" might be my favorite Techno line ever. It's a toss up between that and "I need to take a break from drowning to get a drink of water." RIP Techno you absolute beast!

@betsegg

2 ай бұрын

that was a bill wurtz reference, specifically the history of japan video

@kaijames2281

6 күн бұрын

"These orphans are getting destroyed" and "this is the second worst thing that had ever happened to these orphans" are also up there

Techno: (strategic talking) Nestorio: Shot em Calvin: (roasting enemies) This team is perfect

@thecountercounter9127

3 жыл бұрын

and yet despite speaking entirely different on things, they ALL unanimously agree on the prospect of DIAMOND PANTS FOR TECHNO

@potato.pancake

3 жыл бұрын

@@thecountercounter9127 i absolutely love how they had the unanimous thought process of “but it would be funny”

@jimmyjawnn2242

3 жыл бұрын

"shot em, shot em, shot em, got em"

@catchara1496

3 жыл бұрын

@@corinne-bc7wi I KNOW RIGHT THE MAN’S A SNIPER

@greatestgrasshopper9210

3 жыл бұрын

Gottem

Everyone when seeing the 21 people teamed against Techno: Noooo he'll be massacred Techno: *I am the massacre*

@robopope7584

3 жыл бұрын

It was a massacre. But not against Techno

@HobosCanFly

3 жыл бұрын

Techno: Call an ambulance, but not for me

@Polywog_

3 жыл бұрын

@@HobosCanFly I now right lol

@eny9370

3 жыл бұрын

HobosCanFly giv me your money old man!

@bb3110

3 жыл бұрын

lmaoooo

"This is the part of the video where I tell you to subscribe, I'm trying to get to three million-" *looks at the count: 16.2Mil and rising* You made it, and so much more.

@thelord0virus

2 ай бұрын

I literally just did that now lol 3:56

@-Brickbro1

2 ай бұрын

Flying pigs 🪽🐖🐖

@theminecraftskillz832

2 ай бұрын

Literally did the exact same thing 😭

@Akira_2x

2 ай бұрын

Same!

@mcyounglordlauch7012

Ай бұрын

16.8mio xD I just love watching these old videos and reading comments of the community, it's a shame techno couldn't see this...

I love how everyone else's video is actually coherent, while Techno, Nester, and Calvin just have a *massive kill montage.*

"shot 'em" "shot 'em" "shot 'em" "got 'em" his aim is immaculate.

@luicanmihneailie4655

3 жыл бұрын

Aimbot confirmed

@Lucas-mb5ee

3 жыл бұрын

12:49 LOL

@Infernapalm

3 жыл бұрын

shot 'em

@Zero2k

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I’m not kidding I was actually thinking those exact words when I was watching him beam people.

@StorableGaming

3 жыл бұрын

That’s Nestorios whole thing 😭 “shot em” hes been a bow god since forever

The Alliance: "Give up, it's 21 against 3." Technoblade: "That's hardly fair. _You should've brought more people."_

@AceOfStars0

2 жыл бұрын

This one your hono(u)r

@Fem_Witch

2 жыл бұрын

"Then it is a fair fight."

@illurinatibeans4667

2 жыл бұрын

"I am not stuck in this magical border with all of you, you are all stuck in here with me!"

@luckless7163

2 жыл бұрын

Alliance: "it'2 21 to 3 surrender" Techno: "I like those odds"

@herofox12

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, they couldn’t really recruit more due to Techno killing them earlier. These are just the survivors.

It’s a tradition once in a while to rewatch all of his videos

@nana-jv1hi

7 ай бұрын

I watch them way too often

@ojamaftk9585

6 ай бұрын

​@@nana-jv1hithere's no such thing as "too often" when it comes to these videos

@itsjidan4927

5 ай бұрын

Never get old

@varram3488

4 ай бұрын

same here RIP o7 anytime i feel down I back and laugh at his jokes

@someguy6260

3 ай бұрын

o7

Techno truly was the physical manifestation of the unbeatable boss at the start of old RPG's. Came in out of nowhere, slaghtered hundreds with minimal challenge, and when someone tries to stand up, they get crunched faster than you can say buyers remorse

@sirmidnight2039

5 ай бұрын

I see you're a fan of BL2. Also, you are 100% correct.

@Fr0stArc

4 ай бұрын

@sirmidnight2039 Wait a minute... Hah! Well hang me upside down from a telephone pole naked and leave me to the death of hungry spiderants! You ain't Hyperion! You're a vault hunter huh... You're like a unicorn....

@sirmidnight2039

4 ай бұрын

@@Fr0stArc Gee, another Dead Vault hunter... Handsome Jack's been busy- Wait a minute, You're not Dead! Yes! Claptrap, your metaphorical ship has finally come in- Allow me to introduce myself, I am a Cl4p-TP steward bot, But my friends call me Claptrap- they would if any of them were still alive, or had existed in the first place.

@Fr0stArc

4 ай бұрын

@@sirmidnight2039 You're like two peas in a pod! Two bullets in a mag! Two cannibal midgets in a fat guys ribcage!

Techno: Can I win the championship Random person: When pigs fly Techno: ok

@polyblank2

3 жыл бұрын

"Proceeds to be a transformer and flies a sword dicretly through their chest"

@jarjardirt2417

3 жыл бұрын

Good joke

@St_Banian

3 жыл бұрын

Technoblade defies all odds

@thepunmaker6801

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@jeffbaker9180

3 жыл бұрын

*elytra intensifies*

Viewer: "But won't Technoblade just kill everyone?" Organizer: "Yeah, when pigs fly." Technoblade: "I can arrange that."

@Starwarrior-pw5st

2 жыл бұрын

TECHNOPLANE activate

@chewy4722

2 жыл бұрын

technoplane intensifies

@w4yn

2 жыл бұрын

@@chewy4722 EEEEERRRRRRRRR VROOOOOOM

@plygem6927

2 жыл бұрын

turret has entered the plane

@kittycatkaii3780

2 жыл бұрын

@@w4yn technoplane, technoplane, does whatever a technoplane does

Imagine this with proximity voice chat.... just casually hearing a "TECHNOPLANEEEE" getting louder and louder

They forgot the secret 4th player on their team, chat's money

@Akira_2x

2 ай бұрын

IM DYING IDK WHAT OT SYA XD

@-ZM_Gaming-

27 күн бұрын

Techno Support

@RainGames2024

14 күн бұрын

Lol, underrated comment, he woulda still been awesome without it tho. 😁

Every team: *screaming when they see techno* Techno, Calvin, and Nestor: *casual talking while committing mass genocide*

@ominous8886

3 жыл бұрын

I love your name, because it perfectly describes techno's team.

@Tam-Ezrac

3 жыл бұрын

@@ominous8886 God gonna feel guilty about this for a *llllooooonnnnggg* time

@speedy01247

3 жыл бұрын

techno had already won via phycological warfare, he introduced fear deep into the hearts of his foes which lowered their morale and made many a team break upon the mere sight of them.

@ag6371

3 жыл бұрын

TapL: *A I R R A I D S I R E N G O E S O F F*

@-ZM_Gaming-

27 күн бұрын

Techno, nestorio, and Calvin: wdym this is our new found hobby

Everyone: "What happened to the 21 players that surrounds you?" Techno: *_"Gone, reduced to atoms"_*

@paulsad7624

3 жыл бұрын

Items* Laying on The floor

@bugbug44

3 жыл бұрын

reduced to items*

@smolkidd

3 жыл бұрын

21 players : *BREAKS RULE CROSSTEAMS* techno: bonjour karma:konichiwa turret man(idk his name):ni hao calvin:shalom

@ibeatyoubtw4229

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I wrote this more than ten hours ago and I got no likes bruhhhh

@blobbloop6754

3 жыл бұрын

True how we will never know

The raw fear in TapL's voice whenever he yelled "IT'S HIMMMMMMMM" just shows how powerful techno was lol. Rest in peace you absolute legend

@oscarglad5284

17 сағат бұрын

11:00

I'm going to miss moments like (8:00) No one will get jump scared by techno during events. No more mass stabbings by him. No beating up other players on servers. RIP Techno, we miss you ❤👑

@dehydrated02

8 ай бұрын

Mr beast’s accountants sure as hell won’t miss him Rip 😅😂

@dehydrated02

8 ай бұрын

Don’t worry, I’m telling the jokes he would’ve wanted.

@dehydrated02

8 ай бұрын

The orphans are free from fear now rip 😢

@UltraPancake-qe6vh

2 ай бұрын

@@dehydrated02 that was the worst thing ever to happen to those orphans😢

@dehydrated02

2 ай бұрын

@@UltraPancake-qe6vh I came back to this months later and I’m laughing at my own joke

*The 21 People* : This is war, *techno* : no, this is a massacre.

@conspiracyofraven69

3 жыл бұрын

*Boston would like to know your location*

@debelipingvin5

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure its still kinda the same thing

@Evan-xs8ts

3 жыл бұрын

US vs EU be like

@janheinzel9013

3 жыл бұрын

@@Evan-xs8ts Who's who?

@dgplayzit4438

3 жыл бұрын

No, this is the genocide of the entire universe

Imagine being so scary that people just yell “ITS HIIIMMMMM” when they see you coming

@greenthepokemontrainer3358

3 жыл бұрын

plz tell me the timestamp of it good sir

@TiptopBreak

3 жыл бұрын

@@greenthepokemontrainer3358 I got you but only one of the parts 7:52

@greenthepokemontrainer3358

3 жыл бұрын

@@TiptopBreak thank you good sir

@user-dm5pv6fm8g

3 жыл бұрын

11:00

@greenthepokemontrainer3358

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-dm5pv6fm8g thank you great sir

Noah: He can't possibly win in a team of 3 among teams of 4. Techno: 3vs21 like it's nothing lmao

Nestorio : Shot em, shot em, got em! Techno : I dont care about the event I just want 30 kills in here. Calvin : *UNCONTROLLABLE MANIACAL LAUGHTER EVERY 30 SECONDS* Calvin's comment idea by : @TeamEchidna

@BadOpen

3 ай бұрын

Calvin: *uncontrollable maniacal laughter every 30 seconds*

@ImAnoobPSplayer

3 ай бұрын

@@BadOpen im gonna borrow this comment ❤️

@ImAnoobPSplayer

3 ай бұрын

@@BadOpen ill put ur name on so u get credit

"SIR WE'RE SURROUNDED!" Techno: "those poor bastards"

@kuba03100

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@feyhem01_

2 жыл бұрын

What the heck is that picture man?!

@ae3464

2 жыл бұрын

@@feyhem01_ its ham and bread idiot lol

@feyhem01_

2 жыл бұрын

@@ae3464 oh boi i get it rn but still its looking like a chicken body

@playonlinegames6418

2 жыл бұрын

@@feyhem01_ pffft HAHAHAHAHA LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF THOSE BOT AGAIN WHEN I GIVE A QUICK LOOK TO IT

Techno: We Amassed a collective total of 116 kills" Also Techno: *Casually Drops the Fact that the Previous record was 19*

@aclinh7322

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@megamansoupreme7122

3 жыл бұрын

Not only did they beat the record for team kills, they each beat that record with individual kills

@kenahumuza8832

3 жыл бұрын

@@megamansoupreme7122 holy shit theyre op

@Panda10million

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone on that team individually broke the former team record

@Metawire61

3 жыл бұрын

@@megamansoupreme7122 both techno and clvin doubled that count with their individual score

I love coming back to this video every now and again. My favorite part? The sheer horror of players realizing Techno was still going to win even when faced with a massive army.

10:57 TapL's scream will forever be etched into my soul. The genuine terror is insane...

@oscarglad5284

17 сағат бұрын

It was glorious

Whole server: *crossteams* Techno, Calvin and xNestorio: Oh no Anyway

@collinpersinger4809

3 жыл бұрын

Anyways I started blastin'!

@fuwu9904

3 жыл бұрын

oh no free kills

@athenaytf

3 жыл бұрын

Moving on, how can we get more free kills?

@diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs

3 жыл бұрын

Studies show that people can de by simpily giving up Fundy: Don't mind if i do

@wubbaduckx4286

3 жыл бұрын

lmaooo

“When pigs fly, everyone will die” -Sun tzu, the art of war Rest In Peace Techno. You will not be forgotten.

@ex_coelis

3 жыл бұрын

I do believe this is the greatest quote of all time

@tordnt656

3 жыл бұрын

this made me laugh more than it should have

@Livia-T

3 жыл бұрын

THEY ARE TOO POWERFUL TO BE KEPT ALIVE

@pvcpaul._.2739

3 жыл бұрын

Sun tzu was an smart person.

@learned488

3 жыл бұрын

@@Livia-T it's he's to dangerous to be left alive.

*hears arrow hit the ground* “No no… ITS HIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!” Man is forever traumatized 💀😭

17:14 Can we just appreciate the fact Techno has killed 15% of the server? And hasn't died? Technoblade never dies taken seriously

@luanmichel6957

5 ай бұрын

20%

"Sir we are outnumbered 3 to 21" Techno: "Then it is a fair fight"

@rexsoldier215

3 жыл бұрын

Techno: I like those odds

@aiklintok8046

3 жыл бұрын

“Numbers don’t matter” Technoblade (20-20)

@penguin2985

3 жыл бұрын

@@aiklintok8046 that quote sounds really bad out of context

@Gamer-kazinky

3 жыл бұрын

"we've got you 21 to 3!" "i like those odds"

@nevira1009

3 жыл бұрын

That’s not fair- you’d need about the entire world to take down Techno

21 people crossteaming: easy win techno: sees all of them 21 people: WHY DO I HEARD BOSS MUSIC

@alto1452

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a good one 🤣

@zealotoftheorchard9853

3 жыл бұрын

Technoblade: CALL AN AMBULANCE *Pulls out fire sword* Technoblade: But not for me

@brayden2983

3 жыл бұрын

Looks at the Top Of their Screen and see a red bar. (Raid in Progress)

@magicdirt3431

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@ARandomGuyLivin

3 жыл бұрын

THIS IS SO TRUE

I'm only now realizing just how many members of the QSMP actually had interactions (however small and brief) with Techno. 7:05 He managed to kill aypierre, and somehow it kinda warms my heart a little, especially with the memorial on the server.

2:18 is the moment Techno learned the blitzkrieg

The reason the dream smp banned the end, is because they are afraid of Technoplane 2.0

@ivanthenerd

3 жыл бұрын

That freaking make sense

@NekuroMC

3 жыл бұрын

Technoplane but trident

@carolineharrison8260

3 жыл бұрын

Aquapig

@mrigankjain4857

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah technoplane(that doesn't depend on rain) with crossbow is the last thing the l'manburg government needs.

@lucasrhee2401

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is stolen from another vid

Note: after this, chat asked him incessantly to adopt TommyInnit Edit: 3 years later and the thread is still active. Technoblade never dies

@Vexkll

3 жыл бұрын

and squid

@cosmologicalx

3 жыл бұрын

"are you up for adoption tommyinnit?" -Tubbo

@evangeline9859

3 жыл бұрын

I was definatley not one of those people.

@SsukiMaru

3 жыл бұрын

@@cosmologicalx " Ah Yiu up fo adAAAption tommyEEnnit?" -Tubbo in his accent

@kianadresse891

3 жыл бұрын

Evangeline I too was not one of these people

"We practiced the 3v6, this is that but more." Genius.

To quote Hitman 3, "It's five against one" "Yes, see your mistake?"

“I’ll lose when pigs fl- *insert elytra noises* “TECHNOPLANEE”

@theboi4554

3 жыл бұрын

LOL OMG UNDERRATED COMMENT

@goosegoose8345

3 жыл бұрын

This.made my day

@thenecrodancer4833

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO Idk why I'm laughing so hard at this xD

@zentv-ali-naqieshalandzoha2314

3 жыл бұрын

Guess he lost o.o

@directioner4859

3 жыл бұрын

TECHNOPLANE

Techno when 21 people crossteam: Call an ambulance! Also techno: *BUT NOT FOR ME!*

@matgobis5291

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@JosefZeethuven

3 жыл бұрын

i love this

@alex2005z

3 жыл бұрын

1 ambulance cant take 21 people

@graczek1tolamus

3 жыл бұрын

Prawdziwe

@LL-tr5et

3 жыл бұрын

@@alex2005z that... is very true

I remember watching this in the morning while eating cereal and grinning throughout the whole vid, it feels surreal that it has been 3 years now, miss you king o7

This is the greatest battle of all time 3v21 Techno: the plane, the blood god, hell. Nestorio: the turret, the sniper Calvin: the wounded, the swordsman Vs An entire army Result: Technoplane Squad winning a decisive victory

"It'll be funny" - famous words of Techno before he farmed potatoes 11 hours a day for a year, claimed the entirety of SMP Earth, and slaughetered 116 youtubers like fish in a barrel in MC Championship.

@1lik3c0ff3

3 жыл бұрын

PERFECTION

@q.s.9810

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@gibber4330

3 жыл бұрын

Mc ultimate, not mcc

@kalebbruwer

3 жыл бұрын

Some day he's gonna run for president, just so he can write NERD over America

@sahave5042

3 жыл бұрын

gibberjabsab Probably still works for mcc

I love the fact that they can just scream “ITS HIM!” and know exactly who it is LMAO 10:58

@HayesMcCracken

3 жыл бұрын

me reading this comment as the moment happens in the video

@GoogleAccount-sh6kh

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@TheLetterA.

3 жыл бұрын

TapL Lol

@quarfftizflint

3 жыл бұрын

he is known

@alexalt1215

3 жыл бұрын

It's a bird, its a plane, its... HIM RUN RUN RUN RUN

Seeing Tommy’s pov when techno flew to him never fails to make me laugh and remind me of all the good things techno has done for us and all the memories he left for us as well

I forget it everyy time but I'm convinced my mind brings me back to this video just to hear the absolute bone chilling fear in TapL's voice when : " IT'S HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMM!!!!!!! "

Everyone: "They wont win. I mean it'll be fun but its a team of 3 against teams of 4" Them: *fights a 3v21 and wins*

@sxmplylemon769

3 жыл бұрын

Anora Fr tho lmaoo

@grant2617

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahah fr though that was sick

@finalplot8773

3 жыл бұрын

As stated in the bible, genesis 3:23, and I quote: "God had written many laws, some more important then others, but none more important then this singular piece, which read `Technoblade never dies`

@exicutioner161

3 жыл бұрын

*_We can make a religion out of this._*

@Desu_Desu

3 жыл бұрын

There is xNestorio as well, one of the best pvp players, maybe even better than Technoblade

And this, children, is why pigs should NEVER fly.

@sousauce3424

3 жыл бұрын

give this comment more clout

@christmooose1198

3 жыл бұрын

I mean we have an achivement called pigs can fly ._. Its all thought out by mojang they gave technoplane a tribute by making it am achivement

@CRISISEYERNA

3 жыл бұрын

Poggers

@danielletuyak3967

3 жыл бұрын

dont let the pig holds a sword my kids

@jphex

3 жыл бұрын

Fax

When you're so good you can gain over 6 million subs posthumously, rest in power Techno.

The absolute HORROR in his scream at 11:00 makes me cry with laughter every single time, absolutely incredible how Techno put fear into the hearts of other players and yet everyone loved and respected him. We miss you every day ❤️ Technoblade never dies

Last 21 teams: “SURRENDER WE HAVE GOT YOU SURROUNDED” Techno Calvin and xNestorio: “All we are surrounded by is fear and dead men”

@CarcharodontosaurusSaharicus

3 жыл бұрын

Oooh fellow Darth Vader nerd

@zacharyaziz1034

3 жыл бұрын

Under rated

@jackofalltrades8

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure I saw this exact comment on Nestorio's vod

@romelian3754

3 жыл бұрын

This is almost the same to a comment in Calvin video

@daslazytutel

3 жыл бұрын

He was not trapped surrounded by 21 teams, they were trapped with him

"and so we won the tournament with 116 kill" "the last all time records is 19" BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

@breadguy2224

2 жыл бұрын

He did not kill half the players BAD

@ajaxxvoidmage3454

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't get 200 kills? L

@idiotgaming6376

2 жыл бұрын

Sckulls for the sckull throne

@nogerald4887

2 жыл бұрын

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

@hitman2040

2 жыл бұрын

Eat Sleep Kill 1000 players and bully them Repeat

They underestimated how much money techno can make literally just by asking

My favorite part of this video was always TapL shouting “LEAVE” as if that would’ve saved him

_”This joke isn’t overused.”_ *-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.*

@trickygamer555

3 жыл бұрын

Art War, The Sun Of Tzu -"This joke isn't overused"

@whatcouldgowrong6224

3 жыл бұрын

Your mom is over used.😗

@kingstongrigg4029

3 жыл бұрын

what could go wrong ohh

@valeriocataldi6335

3 жыл бұрын

Dis jok es badlee vritten Son Xoo, de Hart of Var

@ratataouille

3 жыл бұрын

s ois di son e -son tzxu, de fa rtoff wor

Noah: “Yeah, they’ll win this event when pigs fly.” Technoblade: JUST WATCH ME

@runic3063

3 жыл бұрын

*transforms* Technoplane: How the turns have turned

@alvinthomas552

3 жыл бұрын

This is actually a really good comment lol

@FinnLeonard-gm1wf

3 жыл бұрын

But techno is a pig and he was flying in the event, noah predicted it from the start

@sirpale

3 жыл бұрын

Finn Leonard Thats the joke

@alvinthomas552

3 жыл бұрын

@@FinnLeonard-gm1wf please can someone escort this man out of here

TapL’s “ITS HIIIIIIM” Is genuine fear and I love it.

bro 1 guy has the smoothest quality ever and then technoblade has 5 pixels per square mile

Nestor: “SHOT EM” “GOT EM” “BOP EM” “TWIST EM”

@teentraveler1790

3 жыл бұрын

I love this comment.

@lgchamp1999

3 жыл бұрын

Lol robot chicken

@kreonidas7475

3 жыл бұрын

Adult Swim reference?

@arthur9491

3 жыл бұрын

His skills with the bow are insane

@superfred1.9

3 жыл бұрын

pull em shake em break em take em slice em dice em spice em

Tommy:”Let’s crossteam” Techno: T E C H N O P L A N E

@runic3063

3 жыл бұрын

HAHA TECHNOPLANE GO BRRRRRRR

@Gamrrtron

3 жыл бұрын

Tommy: NO YOU CAN'T JUST FLY OVER PEOPLE AND KILL THEM Techno: haha technoplane goes brrrr

@axelthegamer2470

3 жыл бұрын

The fear in their voices just by hes appearance was golden

@Gamrrtron

3 жыл бұрын

@@axelthegamer2470 they knew exactly what was going to happen

@imperialguardsman5726

3 жыл бұрын

Techno: did someone say RULE BREAKING? UNACCEPTABLE.

I love how in literally every tournament Tehcno participated in, he was just an unstoppable force of nature that people could only hope to avoid Edit: I made the mistake of not using past tense. It's still shocking that he's gone...

This is one of my favourite techno videos. Gives me a massive nostalgia burst to come back here. o7 king.

@Jack-pv9un

Ай бұрын

F

"They're one hit" "They're one hit" "They're one hit" Legend has it they're still one hit

@mikey3920

3 жыл бұрын

Who’s this guy called one hit?

@arcstar8337

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikey3920 dunno man all I know is he's at one hit

@jtwattsmusic

3 жыл бұрын

I love how in the quote, you quote him as saying the wrong 'there,' but you said the right one lol

@mikey3920

3 жыл бұрын

@@jtwattsmusic who you replying to lmao?

@jtwattsmusic

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikey3920 I'm replying to Havoc 909, or, if you catch my meaning, Hav-OC 909

“Technoblade never dies” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@ozwen8949

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@cowbellysson1198

3 жыл бұрын

sun zoo didn akshly say thatt idot

@jes1705

3 жыл бұрын

@@cowbellysson1198 r/woooosh

@rczg

3 жыл бұрын

Sergeant Gopnik r/doublewoooosh

@vincentcong4435

3 жыл бұрын

peeboy72 r/triplewoooosh

Remember when Techno clutched a 3v21? That’s so dumb it doesn’t even sound real. Good times

Techno was fast enough to hit his enemy in the back, use his previous momentum even after landing to jump in front of his enemy and hit him in the front

"and so we won the tournament with a combined 116, the event's previous all-time record was 19 by the way" This is just overkill at this point.

@bloodking5199

3 жыл бұрын

wait if it's 21 v 3 then the enemy has a disadvantage cuz they can attack themselves

@scader_shot

3 жыл бұрын

97 more kills then the original record let that sink in for a minute

@michaelliang953

3 жыл бұрын

@@bloodking5199 then it’s just a free for all so one one really has a disadvantage

@rile6415

3 жыл бұрын

Literally

@olmocap5548

3 жыл бұрын

I think that concept is known as "glorious overkill". Efficient? maybe not. Very funny? definitelly

Them: there is no way they can win in a 3v21 right Techno: They have us surrounded, the poor bastards

@rSynx

3 жыл бұрын

I'm dead 😂

@theblkbird5672

3 жыл бұрын

Techno: “All I’m surrounded by is fear and dead men”

@PurpleTomDayR

3 жыл бұрын

I dont know why, but I feel like techno is a god of minecraft

@dariepearjuicy1356

3 жыл бұрын

oh, you're approaching me??

@dexedrine4132

3 жыл бұрын

This is such an accurate description of techno

"If you know the enemy and know yourself, then you need not fear the result of a hundred battles" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

3:58 Shot'em, Shot'em, Got'em. Ah, yes...

Everyone: time to have some fun and raise money for charity. Technoblade: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

@JusticeForTheWin

3 жыл бұрын

800 likes no comments, sorry to ruin it for you :)

@sacredized

3 жыл бұрын

make that 1.1k

Techno: *murdering everyone* Calvin: *Just vibing* Nester: Shot him. Shot him. Shot him.

@The4No

2 жыл бұрын

ShotEmGotEm

@sleepynic8376

2 жыл бұрын

@J T boo hoo its a team so have to say if he miss or not

@huhwerami4417

2 жыл бұрын

@J T Then why did you say he's annoying. If you have the right to say he's annoying, we also have the right to say you're annoying. Plus, those are called callouts, to inform your teammates what you did and what is happening, which is super relevant to team-based games.

@angelle8936

2 жыл бұрын

@J T naaaah, it was sick as hell IMO. So satisfying

@seraphim3528

2 жыл бұрын

He probably plays shooter games like warzone. Its important to call out your shots so your team knows the enemy is weak.

I had never heard of Techno untill 4 days ago and know next to nothing about Minecraft but damn did this man know how to make content. Also, 7:40 - 8:20 may be the funniest thing I've seen on KZread.

@Josh-mb8tu

7 ай бұрын

nice

Three years and this comment section still going off.

This man really just said "It'll be funny" and then *had his team slaughter over half the competition*

@itzjelly7664

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@kmc9993

3 жыл бұрын

For real though

@l0rdbnne795

3 жыл бұрын

With -1 tm

@castro2themoon144

3 жыл бұрын

@@l0rdbnne795 a combined kd of 116

@l0rdbnne795

3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the 3v26 when he said "we trained for this its like the 2v6 but more"

Words that will forever echo in our hearts: “Shot em. Shot em. Got em”

@Yuskan

3 жыл бұрын

U forgot "Shot em." And "He is low. He is low."

@epicnesstothemax1213

3 жыл бұрын

I hated that it annoyed me sooo much

@mack-attack-420

3 жыл бұрын

SHAWTEMGAWTEM

@kadentam2946

3 жыл бұрын

12:47

@epicdud5905

3 жыл бұрын

@@epicnesstothemax1213 it was funny

Techno has definitely found a way to exploit his realm, wherever he is at the moment.

"ENEMY PIG-130 ABOVE"

Everyone who teamed: “Yeah, I think a 3v21 can stop the technoplane crew” Famous last words

@raineng1827

3 жыл бұрын

"When pigs fly"

@UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA

3 жыл бұрын

@@raineng1827 Time stamp of 3v21?

@raineng1827

3 жыл бұрын

@@UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA near the end just watch the vid lmao

@thomasb3363

3 жыл бұрын

@@UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA lmao it isnt exactly a hidden part in the video. Its fairly easy to spot when it happens

My leafblowin wasnt enough to stop technos shear power

@stormfaze5426

3 жыл бұрын

Do me a favour next time use 30 leaf blowers

@mayleaf9799

3 жыл бұрын

Just blow technoplane out of the sky with 100 leafblowers

@24_lizards59

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@quetzal4505

3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha, _Shear_ power

@PersonManManManMan

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao the nick and the comment

Nothing in this world is scarier than technoplane

TapL's constant screaming fear whenever he sees Techno is HILARIOUS and exactly the reaction I would have had if I had ever been in an event with the Blood God himself

Techno: And that’s how I restored balance to the minecraft community. Techno Son: So you’re saying I was adopted because you killed a bunch of minecraft youtubers?

@frito9452

3 жыл бұрын

how do you know its not gonna be a daughter

@lmgames75

3 жыл бұрын

@@frito9452 hmm he knows

@bassammulla

3 жыл бұрын

techno: yes, EXACTLY

@rhino0_

3 жыл бұрын

JaritoDaFrito it’s just a meme no need to get offended about him assuming it would be a boy

@gr1mgamer488

3 жыл бұрын

@@frito9452 cause hes not Tommy

The 21 player crossteam: Give up, Technoblade. You're surrounded. Techno: All I am surrounded by is fear and dead orphans.

@jeremiahbooth423

2 жыл бұрын

Calvin: Okay, cool! Now I can shoot and never miss.

@warbot0054

2 жыл бұрын

“But we aren’t orphans” NOT YET

@AtharvPriyadarshanam

2 жыл бұрын

Darth Vader reference ay?

@adamya1639

2 жыл бұрын

@@AtharvPriyadarshanam yup

@king1491

2 жыл бұрын

@@AtharvPriyadarshanam i literally got that 2 ong

my friend: how many time have u rewatched this soley for the screams when they see techno bro me: *YES*

The fact that they got first, second, and third individually in kills shows how good they are

@-ZM_Gaming-

6 ай бұрын

I mean, they all got more than 30 kills while the highest last time by team is 19

xNestorio: The turret Calvin: The one-man army Techno: the Uber driver

@zack_plays7063

3 жыл бұрын

Techno: the blood god / part time uber driver

@juice9528

3 жыл бұрын

The pig god is a part timer.

@KillSwitch0447

3 жыл бұрын

Techno: The Air Force

@thanosgood1380

3 жыл бұрын

Is it a bird, no Is it a plane, kinda ? IT IS TECHNO-PLANE

@fransvanvuuren9117

3 жыл бұрын

techno a kamakazi uber driver

The true reason techno blade doesn’t upload often is because he is taking care of his small orphan child

@gamesandspace

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@lordmiidi6322

2 жыл бұрын

And for safety reasons, he can’t tell us that he’s adopting until the child is legally his, so yes

@thegamingbear6916

2 жыл бұрын

stayed true to his word

@keiranzettler9726

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, Floof

@Crazyapple16

2 жыл бұрын

Or because he is so rich nowadays that he can make a livestream once a month and make like 5000$ in 3 hours

I think this is my all time favourite Techno video. I keep coming back to this every now and again. Just him and his mates completely destroying EVERYONE and having a good time. It never grows old.