4:34 Technoblade: madagascar, you’ve ruined too many of my plague inc. games Greenland: hold my cure

@morbincrusader5123

3 жыл бұрын

Iceland has rekt me too many times in plague inc

@asairayn

3 жыл бұрын

Morocco: *you were saying?*

@datdeadbaby3216

3 жыл бұрын

Kitten Catastrophe I feel so connected with u

@kassiaactuallydraws9361

3 жыл бұрын

@@asairayn accurate

@coolcatcastle8

3 жыл бұрын

@@datdeadbaby3216 dead babies and kittens dont mix, bro

Nobody: Technoblade in Africa: where is all the food at

@AKagNA

4 жыл бұрын

HDISJDJSNDKSNJCSC

@judetabara9962

4 жыл бұрын

I just realized that .-.

@assanatuolaniyan8087

4 жыл бұрын

Were the water?

@cheesehouse2522

4 жыл бұрын

WWHEEGGSGAAHAHAH

@mozarella_cheese

4 жыл бұрын

Anna Shmelev wth is a like fisher

like a lot of people here, binge watching all of techno’s old videos. rest in peace blood god, you will be missed

@Vivilly1425

Жыл бұрын

I’m watching all of his videos ever made bc I still can’t believe it 🥺

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

E‎ ‎

@JulienWuzHear

Жыл бұрын

@@EEEEEEEE I agree.

@ironical-tofu6

Жыл бұрын

R.I.P.

@Speckage

Жыл бұрын

Guilty

I’d always wanted to watch this series, but never got around to it. Now it hits so differently.

@haydensparkes7731

Жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly

@mattplayzgamezandstuff8790

Жыл бұрын

RIP

@robotninjago

Жыл бұрын

😔🫡

@gr33nxx

Жыл бұрын

I subbed to Techno , but didn’t watch him much. Now im getting into his videos. It hurts.

@keagz8

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking

“The Nether is disabled because that doesn’t make sense in the context of Earth.” *cries in Hell*

@LocalDeepstateAgent

4 жыл бұрын

*Cries in school, work or social interaction*

@jesucristo4168

4 жыл бұрын

Netherlands?

@doghut

4 жыл бұрын

@@LocalDeepstateAgent huh?

@theantknight6132

4 жыл бұрын

@@doghut all of those are hell. Besides social interaction. That's only hell half the time. Theres some cool people out there.

@thanosattorneyatlaw4062

4 жыл бұрын

*cries in half of all living creatures*

Techno: i want to take over one continet Also techno: *i own the moon now*

@soa0

4 жыл бұрын

Contrary to this, I've made my own SMPEarth which I wreak havoc upon out of pure spite on my own Channel and I would appreciate it if yøu checked it out and dropped a sub or like, but no girls I sw£ar if I see one girl

@cheeseyasscheek9186

4 жыл бұрын

@@soa0 shit up

@llamas1395

4 жыл бұрын

*NEXT TIME ON TECHNO'S QUEST TO WORLD DOMINATION* Techno takes over the universe

@shaqtinoah

4 жыл бұрын

Nah captain sparkles already got there

@jaysternumber1

4 жыл бұрын

ur dad best thing I’ve seen all day.

Seriously can’t believe you’re gone. RIP Techno❤️ Rewatching all your videos to uplift my mood! Long Live The Blood God

@mariavizcarra5586

11 ай бұрын

How old are you stupid?

Let us remember and grieve but know that Technoblade never dies. He'll always be in our hearts.

@silverdandylmao

Жыл бұрын

Fly high king

@costagenda8148

Жыл бұрын

RIP Hopefully he lives a longer life 😢😢

@nonjajay2944

Жыл бұрын

RIP king

@Legendary-locomotives

Жыл бұрын

Rip legend

@lumilapio

Жыл бұрын

he cant be in our hearts he will just be in our minds nerd

“I used to rule the world.” -Technoblade 1 week after the server started

@noahyi642

4 жыл бұрын

"Chunks would load when I gave the word" -Also Technoblade

@coinsboostmyego3068

4 жыл бұрын

“ Now I sleep on the ice “ also techno

@brittanysteele5079

4 жыл бұрын

._.

@itsoracle

4 жыл бұрын

@@coinsboostmyego3068 ? you ruined it, that's not how it goes at all wtf

@coinsboostmyego3068

4 жыл бұрын

@@itsoracle if its from stream idk. I was just making the lyrics up there

“I call dibs on Earth” Everyone against Techno- Why do I hear boss music

@Ami-eu6nk

4 жыл бұрын

Ha just wait he has a plan

@originalname8541

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ami-eu6nk he has a *plane**

@Ami-eu6nk

4 жыл бұрын

@@originalname8541 he will have much much more.... If you watch the stream

After taking over Antarctica, Techno will now conquer the kingdom of heaven.

@auugh43546

Жыл бұрын

beautiful

@planefan082

Жыл бұрын

"HeavenSMP pt2: The Coup For God's Throne"

@beanboy4378

Жыл бұрын

Rip 🪦 techno

@EternallyDoomed

Жыл бұрын

“Hey guys, Technoblade here, we have conquered heaven and now will be taking over the multiverse and becoming god, hope you like and subscribe and tune in to the next video” Rip Technoblade, Alex

@UltraPancake-qe6vh

8 ай бұрын

techno be like today we have taken over tge multiverse and now own the infinity gauntlet and have the avengers on my sad and. i shall now use the infinity gauntlet on squid kid

Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything. Blood for the Blood God. Rest In Peace.

@BenitoMussolini-sq9hq

Жыл бұрын

He will always live in our hearts. Technoblade never dies!

@pkhl_1617

Жыл бұрын

Rest In Peace Techno. 🙏 love you bro

@Purtle

Жыл бұрын

@Techno The Pig same..

@vasaaviarion

Жыл бұрын

Ha! You think hes done? Hes up there right now finding a way to kill god

@straw-hat-iicy

Жыл бұрын

@@bontheartist7509 you can't survive without a liver

Techno: *Invades Africa to steal their resources* America: *"Imma pretend I didn't see that"*

@tenacity25

4 жыл бұрын

Liberia

@amanthatlikesnoobvszombies6790

4 жыл бұрын

Correction *WRITE THAT DOWN RIgHT THAT DOWN*

@johnb3587

4 жыл бұрын

Hey we all did it at one point or another it was just a phase

@sexmansex4776

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnb3587 the Mooniars didn't tho.

@justvace221

4 жыл бұрын

1k likes :)

Techno: One of the first to acquire diamonds Tommy: You know what people call me, Techno?

@airbearsarrow3426

4 жыл бұрын

Tommy.

@sprintcharger

4 жыл бұрын

British jshlatt localization

@lastfirst1511

4 жыл бұрын

That dude who offered techno a potato but was still slain but the blood god?_?

@zords5717

4 жыл бұрын

Tommy scammy lmfao

@mindmygames4299

4 жыл бұрын

Tommy Trusty

Never watched his content during his lifetime mainly because I'm not into minecraft content but after his tragic passing I decided to watch some of his vids and now I know how much golden content I've missed out on. Rest in peace, Techno. ❤

I'm rewatching his videos after his passing. He will never be truly dead.

ToTo: bless the rains down in africa Techno: the rain is mine

@akronred648

4 жыл бұрын

He called dips on the weather.

@CreepyKiller0202

2 жыл бұрын

Teechno: yep and everything else their is proof ii called dibs

"I'm getting kicked out of this server in a week" **Week passes** Techno: *Nearly gets kicked out of the server*

@jennifern9911

4 жыл бұрын

At least he accomplished his goal of world domination

@haroldflowers9350

4 жыл бұрын

Wait when? I missed it ;-;

@rekunan

4 жыл бұрын

@@haroldflowers9350 His thrid stream of SMP Earth, he claims land in a border around the Earth and the online map viewer they use makes it look like he claimed the whole Earth. The owner got on and there was this whole trial on how they should punish Technoblade and also debating over the rules of the server.

@Kzy365

4 жыл бұрын

RektWithStyle wut

@haroldflowers9350

4 жыл бұрын

RektWithStyle Omg lol. Only techno can actually just claim the entire earth

This series was amazing. It is sad to see him go. RIP

Rest In Peace our glorious emperor of SMP Earth. May the Antarctic empire live on

Just realised our nation was born in blood... seems appropriate lmao

@allisonhewitt5374

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

@stresseddictator1849

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@f.b.i3375

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@fortune3911

3 жыл бұрын

Yo phil

@te9079

3 жыл бұрын

Hello dad

The first episode: Starting smp earth Second episode: “I conquered the world”

@redacted4695

3 жыл бұрын

"Whoops my finger slipped"

@bartekg2490

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he did call dibs

@sahilsutariya3264

3 жыл бұрын

Typical techno

@okie956

3 жыл бұрын

Yeet

@KWithaFont

2 жыл бұрын

With potatoes

Can we just appreciate that technoblade did all this just to distract squid kid

Rip techno, make sure u conquer Gods kingdom by the time I get there

any streamer: heads to Antarctica techno’s viewers: *something’s wrong*

@curse4384

4 жыл бұрын

Something’s wrong i can FEEL IT

@lacedmyweed

4 жыл бұрын

Dominic McCloy just a feeling I got like something’s about to happen

@gabrielfielka2746

4 жыл бұрын

But I don't know what

@lacedmyweed

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Fielka and if this means what. I think it means we’re in trouble big trouble

@hinzlim9166

4 жыл бұрын

@@lacedmyweed we're? Their

*Technoblade joins the server* Everyone else in the game: *Chuckles* "i'm in danger"

@nikorico232

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Aa-vn5gu

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Murasaki_Saya

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@MN-ys2pe

3 жыл бұрын

Literally what happened to everyone of "Manburg" when techno joined yesterday

@ociorel

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes

Techno was bored of conquering the world so he decided to fight god instead R.I.P potato lord

Technos the only man who can ask for the entire planet and everyone just gives it to him

“The nether is disabled, because that doesn’t make sense.” *laughs in netherlands*

@iwatchanime0

4 жыл бұрын

That is the biggest meme opportunity

@adhithyakarthik9136

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated lmao

@Dra3oon

4 жыл бұрын

Elecdrone I second that

@adiyaod6291

4 жыл бұрын

Lol when I see 2 comments that are the same one after another you copy

@mack-attack-420

4 жыл бұрын

Ok this is clever

Interviewer: so techno, what part of the planet do you want Techno: yes

@randomphoenix20

4 жыл бұрын

You know when he says "we are getting kicked out within a week"... Yeah, almost happened.

@cameronkhanpour3002

4 жыл бұрын

@@randomphoenix20 really? what happened? I haven't kept up on what is happening

@ebtheartist3843

4 жыл бұрын

@@cameronkhanpour3002 Techno literally claimed the whole map

@maezhang1477

3 жыл бұрын

A l l Of It

@GoalSUBNOW

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

I am sad that he is gone. I am happy that he was here at all.

@AnimeSux848

Жыл бұрын

wdum

i will now indulge in bittersweet nostalgia

@koromoro6682

Жыл бұрын

Glad I’m not alone on this

@Selenny

Жыл бұрын

@@koromoro6682 you’re never alone

Nobody: Technoblade’s chat: 🌎 T E C H N O P L A N E T 🌎

@greenplayz2376

4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean ✈️ T E C H N O P L A N E ✈️

@clnne

4 жыл бұрын

T E C H N O P L A N E

@zEliazar

4 жыл бұрын

Wavetune he owns the moon aswell

@danzotik99

4 жыл бұрын

⛵T E C H N O B O A T⛵

@HowHorror

4 жыл бұрын

P

The entire point of the server: Take over the world Techno: Takes over the world Everyone: You weren’t supposed to do that

@youngcosmic1

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t even Know I know right, so what was the point of the server? To live in peace like reality? I don’t think so!

@antimatter9412

4 жыл бұрын

True, True

@duck5843

4 жыл бұрын

No, thats not how youre supposed to play the game

@cupwithwater7804

4 жыл бұрын

I was there during the trial *it was whack*

@hindimovies7328

4 жыл бұрын

England did it , France did it, Antarctica did it...

Jam: *trying to be nice by delivering some steak* Technoblade: *brutally murders him and then he steals his stuff* "Delivery successful "

Hering technos voice makes me so sad because of the recent eventual YOU WILL LEAVE FOREVER TECHNO YOUR CHANELL WILL NEVER DIE YOU SHALL LIVE FOREVER

Everyone else: "I'm just gonna build a small cabin" Techno: **claims the moon**

@spikeman7641

4 жыл бұрын

TFM123: claims the universe

@puff.3809

4 жыл бұрын

Spike Man, techno was already 69 steps ahead of him

@KN1GHTCRAB

4 жыл бұрын

@@puff.3809 technoblade got dibs

@jon_noj

4 жыл бұрын

He pulled a Gru on them lmao

@litteralyjustsam5262

4 жыл бұрын

and u take the moon

Technoblade: chaotic evil Philza: chaotic neutral VoiceOverPete: chaotic good

@kashcarter9485

4 жыл бұрын

Tos

@cdeeznutsLOL

4 жыл бұрын

hotel: trivago

@razorsaber2287

4 жыл бұрын

They all even out to the all mighty CHAOTIC EMPIRE

@justarandommimikyu8474

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, it’s more like: Technoblade: chaotic evil Philza: lawful neutral Voiceover Pete: neutral good

@user-lz5wp5cg4y

4 жыл бұрын

Just a Random mimikyu watch the video titled “voiceoverpete takes over the entirety of smp earth”, Pete is very chaotic, trust me, we have given him too much power

Rest in peace legend...

I'm almost waiting for that "SIIIIKE, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!" But it will only remain half true; he isn't dead, not yet, not until we forget him and everything he built up, pouring blood, sweat, and tears into his goals, eventually reaching true success. When I found this channel, it had roughly 300,000 subscribers. This is only really significant because it came before the Big Boom of July, 2019, where he saw a rise from the thousands to tens of thousands of subscribers per day. Even prior, I thought he would become one of those 'big start youtubers', who, through determination, effort, and a real passion for becoming a big content creator, stand against the rest, who see longstanding success through their drive and energy. But you know what? He stood out from even those people in the end. Behind that contrarian mix of overconfidence and humility, he was incredibly driven; as a KZreadr, as a Streamer, as a Gamer, as a Skywars Player, and also, I have no doubt, as a friend and family member. He never forgot his roots, nor did he forget his goal- no, he always shot higher. I won't remember him as a famous KZreadr; I'll remember him as the small content creator with big goals, and more importantly, the drive to achieve them. For those of you who have doubts about something, anything; see what can be done with the drive and commitment to do it. Technoblade didn't give up; not once. He didn't give up during The Great Potato War, simply to prove he could beat out everyone else. He didn't so much as falter when he was tied 4-4 with Dream and would have needed to win twice in a row to win. Nobody could take his bedwars world-record winstreak away from him but himself in the end. Then there's the time where he poured his heart and soul into Minecraft Monday, literally earning a world record in Ace Race and beating out a majority of the competitors as part of his true debut. But in the end, the only thing that could beat Technoblade, was death itself. He didn't give up even then. My heart goes out to Technoblade's family and friends. If even 0.1% of the world had as much passion and drive for doing what they love as Technoblade did, then the world would be a much better place. Sincerely, one of those nerds.

@purechaos1091

Жыл бұрын

o7

@yungqumkuat7411

Жыл бұрын

beautiful

@captainpixel362

Жыл бұрын

You copied this from another techno comment section

@Megagamer-xy9vk

Жыл бұрын

That comment was beautifully written I too was there before 2019 and see him as you do I will always remember how his humor and fun and silly personality brought me joy in some of my darkest hours he truly was a treasure

@Megagamer-xy9vk

Жыл бұрын

o7

"What's he gonna do, show up with strength potions?" *proceeds to show up with a bomber plane*

@_SodaZ

4 жыл бұрын

It gives me feelings of power to Craft strength potions in UHCs

@kristopher4130

2 жыл бұрын

666 likes nice

@power2ix605

2 жыл бұрын

Not a bomber pleb

Techno: we are stealing resources from Africa Europe: now I see potential in this young man

@cxtrusss

4 жыл бұрын

And-yS lmao

@nikorico232

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@TOG285

4 жыл бұрын

As an European, I liked this joke.

@TheUnderscore_

4 жыл бұрын

"an European" I don't even know if that's correct or incorrect. "A one", "an honour" I don't even know anymore. I *think* "an" is used for words that start with the *sound* of a vowel and "a" for the sound of a consonant but idk. If I'm correct, I'ma be a grammar nazi and say that's incorrect.

@haroldbalzac6336

4 жыл бұрын

More like the middle East.

arleast this ended before he passed

Being from Madagascar and seeing him skip it, I was genuinely like: " bruh "

techno: i’m gonna claim the whole world people who watched his recent stream: wait a minute

@Tyler-vf2ge

4 жыл бұрын

What does he stream on?

@JM-mx4fw

4 жыл бұрын

David Rid his streams are all on a playlist of his called “past live streams”

@Tyler-vf2ge

4 жыл бұрын

@@JM-mx4fw ty

@josephwheeler9830

4 жыл бұрын

i missed the last one what happened? the admins say he cant or something?

@corruptplex9179

4 жыл бұрын

schlatt would be proud

Every smp is techno and Phil against the world

@YES-wz3eh

2 жыл бұрын

“Techno and Phil joining Hermitcraft”

@whyar3y0uga34

2 жыл бұрын

@@YES-wz3eh They make the mycelium resistance look like coarse dirt

@universal5459

2 жыл бұрын

This time, literally

@xentl1783

2 жыл бұрын

He's not wrong

@user-tf6hd7zn7g

2 жыл бұрын

It will always be techno and Phil to the end

im not rewatching all the videos you are😞☦️🕊️

Pov:Your rewatching his videos after the news:(

and remember this whole series is just for throwing squid kid off the trail

@owenp4068

3 жыл бұрын

Squid kid is crying himself to sleep

@ehoncrack9413

3 жыл бұрын

@@bentrosaur5459 same

@_username

3 жыл бұрын

I laugh when someone says technoblade isn't a genius

@endablox

3 жыл бұрын

L

@aegis3505

3 жыл бұрын

whyst am I deadnt, my only achievement hath be yoinketh

But little did we know- This was just a distraction for the one and only war- *the potato war*

@a-a-ron4711

3 жыл бұрын

Copy

@user-ee1rl3tg7w

3 жыл бұрын

"potatoes are more important than anything" -Sun Tzu

@jaredd2304

3 жыл бұрын

be original

@teamsynergy6194

3 жыл бұрын

Shit up

@kanye2

3 жыл бұрын

G

We miss you all Technoblade I hope your dropkicking orphans in self defense up in heaven brother RIP LLT

@hey5729

11 ай бұрын

Agreed

He did take over the world but sadly he is not here to see us worship him. May he Rest In Peace

KZread Creators: what inspires you to make KZread videos? Technoblade: *MONEY*

@nikorico232

4 жыл бұрын

DEMONIZED

@ralseidafluffyboi7798

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, who truly doesn't?

@greenman784

3 жыл бұрын

@@ralseidafluffyboi7798 Stampylonghead Nostalgia: **kicks me in the head**

@mysarla

3 жыл бұрын

Wait he tweeted/replied that 6 months ago? I feel like it was longer ago huh-

@jhebawb2966

3 жыл бұрын

Also potatoes

Techno: **Goes to Africa for resources** Also Techno: *“Where”s the food at?”* _Edit: Thankful edits are stupid_

@MK-wq1nz

4 жыл бұрын

this oned good

@nurhid5742

4 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@comradejack5376

4 жыл бұрын

Load up I'm in need of a good market garden-ing

@mastersonogashira1796

4 жыл бұрын

Stalin: “now I see potential in this man”

@comradejack5376

4 жыл бұрын

@@mastersonogashira1796 Indeed. I do think this. I see so much potential they shall have 1 milisecond removed from gulag time.

Rest In Peace brother

R.i.p tencho... I'm so sad.

"Lets go to Africa..." "Where is the food" I know its wrong but I laughed

@YagaMain23z

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 it took me a second to realize the joke LMAOOAOAA

@Dolphin_Wooo

2 жыл бұрын

oh no OH GOD NO

@YagaMain23z

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sunfish789 yk africa and uhhh poor people and uhhhh poverty and stuff and yeah

@YagaMain23z

2 жыл бұрын

@kuhromi true imma have to agree with you on that one, america only goes to a poor country when they hear the word "oil"

@hyperphobic6331

2 жыл бұрын

it was a joke yall 💀

Techno: *sees pigman* Techno: *_MY PEOPPPPLEEEE_*

@hummingcow1550

3 жыл бұрын

And his people exiled him

@ghost_animates7926

3 жыл бұрын

@@hummingcow1550 just like tommy in dreamsmp

@killinglyre

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghost_animates7926 i 🕴️

@twoad7601

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghost_animates7926 stfu kid

@twoad7601

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghost_animates7926 you litarly make gacha videos

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TECHNO! Going back an watching all your videos today, we miss you everyday. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!

my man, rest in peace, rip.

Technoblade: **Takes over the world** Everyone: Let's ban this nerd. _Just like in Minecraft Monday people are jealous of Techno's extreme brilliance and power_

@fopdoodle1344

4 жыл бұрын

How tf are they jealous?

@loadingfont

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a joke.

@seanathonhooper

4 жыл бұрын

@@fopdoodle1344 If you would take over the world china would be pretty jealous tbh

@bigmendi3444

4 жыл бұрын

fopdoodle chill

@viperverse6742

4 жыл бұрын

@@fopdoodle1344 Its an ongoing joke that began on minecraft monday, just saying if you genuinely don't know

Techno: (3:34) When are we gonna build nukes *sees diamonds* Never mind

@skoobydookie_ESBz

4 жыл бұрын

Was gunna like but its at 69 likes Ight imma head out

@irongolem1476

4 жыл бұрын

@@skoobydookie_ESBz There. I changed it

@calebg6587

4 жыл бұрын

@@irongolem1476 YOU MONSTER!

@djaydeved

4 жыл бұрын

@@irongolem1476 you afre the destroyer no one asked for reeee

@conthegamer

Жыл бұрын

@@irongolem1476 lol

It's just the fact... Im listening to a dead man. It's the worst feeling. I love Technoblade.

Honestly this was one of the best Minecraft KZreadrs, even the best gaming KZread channel. We'll miss you forever

Techno: Gets Diamonds Tommy: You mean, our diamonds comrade

@carlosnathanieljannjusonal4826

2 жыл бұрын

Communist Tommyinnit

@Starman062

2 жыл бұрын

@@carlosnathanieljannjusonal4826 commieinnit

@justgamingjmq5080

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he doesn’t upload so we are all watching ancient videos

@NotVeryNormal259

2 жыл бұрын

soyuz nerushimy respublik naveki velikaya rus ПОЧЕМУ РАСПАЛ СОВЕТСКИЙ СОЮЗ

@aliakseyfryauf2123

Жыл бұрын

@@NotVeryNormal259 НЕ ЗНАЮ 😭😭😭😭😭

Everyone: Officially claiming land. Techno: Doesn’t claim land but decides to dibs the whole planet.

@mmmnmmm675

4 жыл бұрын

he ended up claiming the world later and had to go to court

@averagegirl3873

4 жыл бұрын

And that's how you get things done. Dibs, Shotgun and not it!

@gubboxthwok

4 жыл бұрын

I’m calling bs He called dibs

@BananaWasTaken

3 жыл бұрын

Foreshadowing

@KazualBopthKatze

3 жыл бұрын

@@averagegirl3873 Then he pulls out a shotgun from his pocket and loads it.

conquered the world and became a great wise king of men.

It was an honor Alex. Rest In Peace dude

"We're getting bombed" "We out here in iron ARMOR and this man is already at WWII technology" -Japan, 1945

@tellyhead7974

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooooo

@zachrobinson8357

4 жыл бұрын

America: so when are we making nukes?

@DaDerpyCarrot

4 жыл бұрын

well, technically they were in WWII. so :/ xD

@zen9016

4 жыл бұрын

@@DaDerpyCarrot :(((

@DaDerpyCarrot

4 жыл бұрын

@@zen9016 xd

Can’t wait till next episode when Techno calls dibs on the entire solar system.

@neooblisk0084

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@leewor17

3 жыл бұрын

And then then every galaxy outside of earth

@dfhbuin8546

3 жыл бұрын

leewor17 bruh u mean the milky Way

@corruption7841

3 жыл бұрын

He will take over wakanda

@thegamingreaper3731

3 жыл бұрын

Dfhb Uin lol no, there are more than one galaxy

Rest in peace techno.

Hits different after the man who owns Antarctica(and probably the universe too)died from his stage four cancer. We miss you man 💖

Techno: goes to Africa Also techno: complains about the lack of food

@Cygerion

3 жыл бұрын

oh no

@abhatripathitripathi6156

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yes

@lemonellaaaa8360

3 жыл бұрын

Dammnn

@samuel_bamuel3017

3 жыл бұрын

I flinched

@josteinselvaag6752

3 жыл бұрын

Good one

"Why aren't the chest combining?" Crouches while putting them down

@Ashwin-md9ie

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, that's a thing?

@gearoidgarvey8266

4 жыл бұрын

It was only added in 1.13, techno rarely plays post 1.9

@nabi7701

4 жыл бұрын

Wait that's a thing??? No wonder that happens to me sometimes.

@Random_citizen943

2 жыл бұрын

Techno noob

R.I.P OUR MEMORY OF YOU SHALL ALWAYS BE ALIVE

now he can make smp heaven, this is all working out guys. RIP TECHNO fr tho

@planefan082

Жыл бұрын

Earth has been conquered, now for the other dimensions

imagine techno as president technoblade: DIBS ON THE PLANET everyone else involved with this: It's hard to argue with his assessment.

@alinastanescu4430

3 жыл бұрын

Technoblade hates goverments so if he became president he would destroy anything related to goverments and declare total anarchy

@TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial

3 жыл бұрын

If he became president then he would have a lot of supporters I'm sure

@silv830

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure if he becames president, he'll stab everyone that has power and remove presidency

@user-qs9tm6ib5l

3 жыл бұрын

Bet u forgot u commanted that hahaa

@b.r.6405

3 жыл бұрын

He’d probably be a dictator and start a genocide, and he would be democratic, but only he can vote (Facism)

Techo: "dibs" Everyone: "oh boi"

@aoa1032

4 жыл бұрын

Hey remember when techno said dibs on ireland

@daviddavid-mi5qw

4 жыл бұрын

Karol Joseph Gabriel remember when he said dibs on the planet then 1 week later he did it

That moment when you realize this whole series was to distract Squid Kid and throw him off the trail

Fly high techno 🕊 We love you

When you try to steal Africa’s resources but Europe was 2 steps ahead

@mastersonogashira1796

4 жыл бұрын

King Leopold II: *did someone say Africa?*

FitMC is like the physical embodiment of the Pooh classy meme "Let's teamup" FitMC: "I think that would be an excellent mutually beneficial partnership"

@user-gt3dj9et5d

4 жыл бұрын

I meannnnn Florida’s got Florida man sooooooo

@vzPander

4 жыл бұрын

nukes under cinderal castle in disney world yeahh

@luj6455

4 жыл бұрын

Fit is so official like he is saying that they are gonna have a "Mutualy Beneficial Partnership"

@luigiplayerone7749

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely I think that would be an excellent mutually beneficial partnership.

He got the legendary hurt sound

Rest in peace king 🐷👑 :(

Technoblade: What is SMPEarth? Me: Something for you to conquer

@bulanexe6295

4 жыл бұрын

SMP Earth is a live streamed server, with all of your favorite youtubers And tommyinit

Skeleton: *Shoots pigmen* Pigmen: "Execute order 66"

@ThickThighLover69

4 жыл бұрын

"Target spotted"

@nerdatomic2273

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, my Lord

@ThickThighLover69

4 жыл бұрын

@@nerdatomic2273 "you were supposed to destroy the sith not join them"

@nerdatomic2273

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThickThighLover69 "it's over Anikan I have the high ground"

@boonus.4546

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThickThighLover69 he was the chosen one

Just rewatching technoblade. Nothing's wrong.

@ashes_of_arson

Жыл бұрын

Yes absolutely nothing's wrong don't mind me crying in a corner

Hearing steve say "ough" brings me nostalgia

Minecraft KZreadrs: "Finally! I can play something that Technoblade can't destroy me in!" Technoblade: "You thought"

"I was gonna give you steak!" "well I got the steak now..."

@BananaWasTaken

3 жыл бұрын

Murder, the best way to receive a package

@aidanlee7581

3 жыл бұрын

Banana I too murder my pizza delivery man

He will now call dibs on heaven

you will forever stay in my world techno, fly high buddy, we will always love you. let the king rest in potatoes

Nobody: Techno: Hippity hoppity, your land will soon be my property

@assassin5567

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph that’s good

@assassin5567

4 жыл бұрын

You earned a like

@okboomerbutitsacat8050

4 жыл бұрын

skidaddle skidoodle your land is now my pool

Technoblade: it’ll take me about 2 to 3- Me: Ah, finally he’s being reasonable Also Technoblade: *2 T O 3 H O U R S*

@eradicateeverything8773

3 жыл бұрын

When was this again

@blendyboi5023

3 жыл бұрын

@@eradicateeverything8773 yes

@alfredjames4530

3 жыл бұрын

Hours that’s a really nice estimate, but I was thinking 2-3 milliseconds

@blendyboi5023

3 жыл бұрын

@@eradicateeverything8773 also its at the start Were u too lazy to watch

@eradicateeverything8773

3 жыл бұрын

@@blendyboi5023 thanks but that comment was like a month ago lol

it hurtseven more when you hear him say i wanna live at 2:06

Rip techno😢

Everyone in Africa ever: “Where’s the food at?!”

@ibnhe9024

4 жыл бұрын

OK, haha. Completely terrible joke, You Dirty WASTE OF SPACE. Edit: First of all I didn't really mean this kid was a waste of space, that a job ke and n itself

@zlabobabil

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone in Africa who sees technoblade: IT IS FOOD!

@brad1552

4 жыл бұрын

Ibn He if you’re that sensitive get off the internet

@irongolem1476

4 жыл бұрын

@@ibnhe9024 no u

@meoviona

4 жыл бұрын

brayzenn // It’s a terrible dark humor. Isn’t even relevant with the video. It’s just to appear edgy.

who knew the moon was in Antartica, that shit's kinda messed up.

@ChangedNames

3 жыл бұрын

Why do you think humans reached the moon only after finding Antarctica

@mariomoreno6940

3 жыл бұрын

No way, really?

@yeye3282

3 жыл бұрын

Ohno- is this the start of the third impact?-

Not even close baby, Technoblade never dies 1999-2022! 👑🐖

who else is going through all these vids after techno went to take over the kingdom of god?

@bigchungus6606

Жыл бұрын

rest in peace king o7