Imagine getting a PhD just to send a drawing of a pp to space

@shukuala9502

3 жыл бұрын

That's the perfect reason to get a PhD

@iyeetdog4853

3 жыл бұрын

A true intellect right there

@iyeetdog4853

3 жыл бұрын

PhD - pretty huge dick

@Bell-ih5ln

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao or lameao

@CarlsCozyCorner

3 жыл бұрын

Andy Warhol was a famous pop artist who did go to college until, if I remember correctly, he dropped out.

The only single shitpost standing in the moon since 1969 What a legend.

@salamatiyam2408

5 жыл бұрын

19(69)

@McJethroPovTee

4 жыл бұрын

@@salamatiyam2408 nice

@jacob4439

4 жыл бұрын

@@McJethroPovTee nice

@firstdibs6790

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacob4439nice

@Poyni

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

"That's on the moon right now." You can feel in his voice the combination of utter defeat and disappointment as well as sheer and utter pride.

@joshc5613

11 ай бұрын

The way the background music drops out to emphasize it too, pure perfection

0:49 *apollo 17 takes off* person holding camera: understandable, have a great day

@AraiKay

3 жыл бұрын

5/10, there was more potential in that joke, but the punchline let it down.

@simon_li

3 жыл бұрын

@@AraiKay noted

@dismalthoughts

2 жыл бұрын

Eh, I disagree with AralKay, I thought it was flipping perfect xD I wouldn't change a thing

@ZaHandle

2 жыл бұрын

jokes aside you’d think they used a tripod for that but no they used a flipping car to record that

@BambinaSaldana

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZaHandle Is the camera still on

Michael: tells a cool thing Michael: rides in on a *fucking scooter* Scooter: *Crashes* Michael: *continues*

@t.487

7 жыл бұрын

Budget to high for a scooter crash

@pleaseenteranamelol711

7 жыл бұрын

rip scuter I cri evrtim

@hilariofernandes5299

7 жыл бұрын

"That's pretty cool!"

@mmxzion

6 жыл бұрын

Michael: Crashes scooter Yells upstairs "Sorry Mom I'm trying to make a video, I kinda hit something in the basement!"

@hastley64

6 жыл бұрын

thats pretty cool

Doctor: “You are in a mental hospital” Michael: “Or am I” Doctor: “Yes, you are”

@davidross5593

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@ianlongshore

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidross5593 He always says or am i or is it?

@contrathatweirddude.1992

4 жыл бұрын

*But what if*

@contrathatweirddude.1992

4 жыл бұрын

i wasn't?

@neonblack211

4 жыл бұрын

It is

My favorite thing about Michael and all his videos is that he knows he's a meme and embraces it.

why does he always call me vsauce in the begining?

"That's on the moon right now." Hit harder than anything else ever hit.

@herroyung857

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-vt6cb6sk9n Cavemen drew penises 10000 years ago. Planets will be arranged to form penises 10000 years in the future. It's human nature.

@KingGuy

3 жыл бұрын

HARDer

@quas4rx

3 жыл бұрын

@@KingGuy stop.

@CorelUser

3 жыл бұрын

7:30 hit harder

@24BinIsNot01

2 жыл бұрын

In 1969 as well overkill

This KZread channel is the definition of quality over quantity.

@gustavo2545

7 жыл бұрын

I would say that "Kurzgesagt - In a nutshell" is the one you look for

@itsmichaelakin5421

7 жыл бұрын

Kurzgesagt honestly shits on this channel right now. V-Sauce has lost its magic.

@aiGeis

7 жыл бұрын

That's funny, I would say the exact opposite, and this very video is evidence of it. Just a whole bunch of random shit thrown together with terrible transitions, and they still expect us to be entertained or enthralled by it. Well, for simpletons such as yourself, I suppose they've hit the mark.

@PerseusSagittarius

7 жыл бұрын

You_just Well said, and true!

@noabman4093

7 жыл бұрын

+aiGeis Oh shit man, dude you're - you're just WAY too smart for us 'simpletons'... shit, dude, what right do I even have talking to you? You're wayyyy out of my league.

14:50 OMFG he blinks four times after it too

@nickbob2003

Ай бұрын

Never noticed that despite watching this videos at least 4 times throughout the years

I swear, his music is just perfect in literally any situation or conversation

@florinmatusea

2 жыл бұрын

Jake Chudnow is a very important but probably underrated member of Michael's team 🙏

@simpli_A

Жыл бұрын

Or is it? *vsauce music starts playing*… It seems as if it is

Michael as a toddler: O... O... Michael's mom: He’s saying his first words... Michael: Or am I?

@ratkeep

3 жыл бұрын

William Doerfler it’s stolen from the brachistochrone video

@rishik7665

3 жыл бұрын

@@ratkeep or is it?

@rickastleyunofficial4455

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@thenamelessking375

3 жыл бұрын

Josef jostar

@Vijwal

3 жыл бұрын

@@rishik7665 or isn't is I don't even know what i just wrote

Michael: That’s just his initials *music stops* Michael: 😐

@novabova07

2 жыл бұрын

😐 that’s on the moon right now.

@reneesalvoro1328

2 жыл бұрын

😐

@elsebas3167

2 жыл бұрын

😐

@JimedBro

2 жыл бұрын

😐

@omeiga

2 жыл бұрын

😐😐😐

I love this guy. You inspired me to take a year out to convert to studying physics and maths. Honestly, you showed me how what I love can be cool with my personality. KZread as an invention has shaped so many lives, so crazy.

Micheal is the kind of teacher who appreciates science so much he keeps talking about off topic stuff with passion

Vsauce at the begginig: Talks about how there's a pp on the moon Vsauce later: and thats why 9 is the center of the universe

@larslarsson9329

4 жыл бұрын

I know these videos are hard to follow but serisly FOUR

@dr.jacksonbright5723

4 жыл бұрын

Vsauce at the end: there is no escape from the almighty F O U R

@jupiter8711

4 жыл бұрын

nein

@akunekochan

4 жыл бұрын

42 is Tha Answer

@jonwhite8815

4 жыл бұрын

lmao theres a pp on the moon

When I was little, my dad would always jokingly say "The answer is four" when I asked for help on a homework problem. I now realize he is galaxy brain.

@1994CivicGLi

3 жыл бұрын

*galaxy brain*

@hollyaddie8082

3 жыл бұрын

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@1994CivicGLi

3 жыл бұрын

@@hollyaddie8082 Ah, someone who speaks Sims character!

@DemirSezer

3 жыл бұрын

wait what my dad does the same

@TuckyBlue

3 жыл бұрын

@@hollyaddie8082 ejdksksksksww jejehene Ed fkkccivt fhdjdjdjdjdifucmotherfucketbddndjsjjsjsjsjeiekrrntbtkdckcicuchcjncfnfmfkfocvuchnennwowowowowowducyvybyrjrjrpssppspusspissmypantsdjdjddjdjfnrbrvrbrnrjrkdosixjxcuminmemffkxjzjsjsnebdjxucxtxtsujsjebebeekddiiddujdjdjxjdsuckmycockdkkdkdkddjdnrbrbrbrnrjkrkfficicyvyvtbtbvufudjdjdndnebrbrvrvtvcyxygtjtjffjjfjdjdksugma

Even after rewatching every vsauce video at least 3 times, I still get my mind blown and still laugh

For the checkerboard squares, can you not just shrink it so it only fits in two squares and make sure each square in the smaller checkerboard is on the opposite side?

7:30 Michael: destroys set Also Michael: ''That's pretty cool''

@eggsforbacon

4 жыл бұрын

I came down looking for this exact comment. Thanks

@NarendraWicaksono

4 жыл бұрын

Still the same Michael: immediately proceeds to talk about infinity

@brandonmendez2218

Жыл бұрын

it was funny to see Michal destroy the scooter and making it go hitting some stuff

3:59 michael: "here's a question" 12 am me: "no that's a mug"

@Frdnnd

4 жыл бұрын

"it was"

@aidenmcubing

3 жыл бұрын

No, thats a Michael

@cutwithaknife5718

3 жыл бұрын

You asleep?

@basilsaccounts3732

3 жыл бұрын

@@cutwithaknife5718 no

@simopelle

3 жыл бұрын

@@aidenmcubing No, it's your profile pic

I think this is the best Vsauce video there is. The existential crisis. The music. The things you can’t stop thinking about. The Animation. EVERYTHING is on point

3:49. Rotate 180 degrees then resize so only in 2 boxes. First box on the left contains 20 in a 5 by 4 and the last column of 5 boxes goes in the box next to the left one

@woodpecker4044

5 ай бұрын

then you have a point on the edge between the boxes that is a fixed point

Michael's scooter: crashes spectacularly in front of him Michael (casually, as if nothing happened): Thats pretty cool.

@Alvagame

3 жыл бұрын

He didnt lie, that was pretty cool, though we didnt see it, it sounded cool

@Liggliluff

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, that's pretty cool

@AlahallaBLKN

2 жыл бұрын

Let‘s talk about infinity!

@TheTuttle99

Жыл бұрын

You have an incredibly low standard for 'spectacular'

It's THESE kind of videos I miss so much, Michael ... :(

@virtualpresence465

5 жыл бұрын

Yup

@ministerc9513

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah this was Prime Vsauce.

@thenixaless7493

5 жыл бұрын

He is on D!NG now if u want to check it go on

@gracecalis5421

5 жыл бұрын

Sadly his sanity is slowly crumbling away into dust in -DONG- D!NG

@lumi2030

4 жыл бұрын

He's so BORING now...

I've watched this video several times since it came out, and I have yet to understand the coffee thing at around 4:25. I don't see how it's not possible to have every molecule in a different spot after mixing.

@jakebrowning2373

2 жыл бұрын

Technically you could, like if you had only 2 coffee molecules you could just spin them 180 degrees. But he mentions to a certain "error", so in theory there has to be an infinite number of points (so not discrete molecules)

@skittybug6937

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakebrowning2373 His example is wrong. It only really applies to stirring that never changes the central point.

@jakebrowning2373

2 жыл бұрын

@@skittybug6937 no, stirring the coffee (assuming the coffee is continuous instead of molecules) leaves at least 1 point in the same spot, doesnt have to only be the center axis

@skittybug6937

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakebrowning2373 If you change the axis, every point moves. This can be done by changing the axis of flow. Although this can be resolved by realizing that stirring something in two different axes where the axis of rotation changes only meets the definition of "continuous" in the colloquial sense, not in the mathematic sense as described in the video.

@NSAhitLIST

Жыл бұрын

All you gotta do is instead of moving your mixer in a circle go the straight across the cup a few times as well and move the spoon up and down while also doing the other mixing movements. I didn't look at it with a microscope but I'm pretty sure no molecule could be untouched

Followup fun fact for that bit near the end about Four: The Spanish analogue for that is Cinco (5)

Michael, that was fourking brilliant.

@Adoblem

7 жыл бұрын

You're brilliant uwu

@Jaime-vs4eo

7 жыл бұрын

I love you and your videos. (specially you *wink wink*). Oh and thanks for the running video, it has helped me move my ass from the chair.

@dhruvsingh9162

7 жыл бұрын

Ermagerd Exurb1a!

@trygvegrundvik98

7 жыл бұрын

There you are! Shouldn't you be very busy making daily videos for me? P.S. I love "And Nothing Can Ever Ruin This".

@FetusEaterr

7 жыл бұрын

interesting seeing people you follow, follow people you follow.

1:56 "That's on the moon right now" got me laughing in tears hahahaha

@KevinIsNice6984

3 жыл бұрын

however i am on the earth right now *or am i?* *vsauce intensifies*

@sloth9093

3 жыл бұрын

68 likes so close to nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@KevinIsNice6984

3 жыл бұрын

@@sloth9093 fixed it

@erm_honestly

2 жыл бұрын

Or is it?

@theyeetlord9158

2 жыл бұрын

His look is priceless -_-

Every time I watch this I am more convinced that Michael made this whole video just to tell people to only press the elevator call button once.

1:43 - 2:00 Could not contain myself. Its 5 am and Im pretty sure I just woke the whole house up

Great video! Can't wait for the next upload in 2036!

@ZenDragonYoutubeChannel

7 жыл бұрын

Haha, exactly!

@getitslinging9748

7 жыл бұрын

Oh my God

@royjonesrampage6684

7 жыл бұрын

SilverFang well its not really that great to be an optimist..we both know that we wont be alive to see his next video.but on the bright side we can write in our will that our children should watch it.

@joelc.1591

7 жыл бұрын

lolol right?

@Southmuzik81

7 жыл бұрын

Cold blooded lol

"Hey, that's pretty good" Did IDubbz rub off on you

@Josh8far

7 жыл бұрын

I caught that too. I had to pause and replay it over a few times. That has to be on purpose.

@KoalaProductions

7 жыл бұрын

He actually has quite an interesting humor side. He seems to like the type of strange offensive and self embarrassing comedy and I bet is somewhat friends with them. Especially after he met the real them.

@Im_Nosferatu

7 жыл бұрын

ya I caught that too, I bet you idubbz and max told him to say that when they last met up

@greatsupper

7 жыл бұрын

he even said it in the same tone. it's definitely intentional

@CashmereBulldog

7 жыл бұрын

It is on purpose, they did a video together a few weeks ago

6 years later and I still occasionally think about brouwer’s fixed point when making my morning coffee, idk how this helps me in life but thanks anyway Michael.👍

The same thing with four happens in Turkish as well. Four in Turkish is dört and no other number's Turkish name has the same number of letters as it's value.

Vsause is the definition of Quality over quantity

@RegularMoments

7 жыл бұрын

Matheus Eduardo yeah

@earthpond8043

7 жыл бұрын

That was quality? Lol most of that was complete bs.

@zuzima161

7 жыл бұрын

obvious troll spotted

@Ghally

7 жыл бұрын

your way of expressing yourself gives me the impression that youre an idiot. so how would you know?

@jttinamisan773

7 жыл бұрын

Earth Pond like what?

Michael the type of guy to make me watch a 15 minute video about a dong on the moon

@vadernation1233

5 жыл бұрын

A do online now guys on the moon

@evo683

5 жыл бұрын

That’s only like the first four minutes tho

@Swarmie

5 жыл бұрын

I would love to watch a video about something you can do online now guys on the moon

@peepock7796

5 жыл бұрын

You mean a D!NG

@sct42069

4 жыл бұрын

Something you can.. do online now guys

The crossing of the temperature reminds me of the fly hitting the windshield concept. If you map a fly’s speed on a graph with forward motion represented by a positive number and the speed in the opposite direction as a negative number, the line crosses 0 at some point. Meaning at some point the fly came to a complete stop when it hit the windshield before moving in the opposite direction. But for the fly to be able to come to a complete stop, that would suggest the windshield was at a complete stop at the same time.

@sladewilson9741

6 ай бұрын

I'm missing it. I don't know what the hell he was talking about. I know what you're saying, but I don't know what he's saying.

@edgarallenhoe3518

6 ай бұрын

​@sladewilson9741 the key is that if one place is 20° and another place is 30°, there must be an unbroken gradient in between that goes from 20-21-23-24-all the way to 30, and including every number in between those ofc. And that would still be true if the 20° place and the 30° place are right next to each other, it would just be more compressed. So, if you picked a point on earth's surface that was 20° and another on the exact opposite that was 30°, and you swapped those two points by sliding them at the same rate along an unbroken path so that they're always exactly opposite each other, then at some point the temperatures would intersect (one is going down and the other is going up) and be the exact same temperature. It doesn't matter what that in-between temperature is, the idea is just that we know it exists.

Great addition when he finishes the vide with all the four theme and blinks 4 times

7:28 *Decapitates scooter* "That's pretty cool but let's talk about, infinity."

@daviomusicozuero151

3 жыл бұрын

Oh God...

Did Michael just say "hey that's pretty good" 😂

@IMissTheOldPantheon

7 жыл бұрын

iDubbbzTV bby

@baquirsayed4135

7 жыл бұрын

I'm not gonna lie, the little end part made me kinda scared of Micheal 😂

@graycaboose4604

7 жыл бұрын

baquir sayed me too

@Mewyz

7 жыл бұрын

The Swampsteve 😂

@yuehan6711

7 жыл бұрын

I don't think so

Michael, we very much cut and glue when we stir, additionally, we have a third dimension, and liquids are compressible and ununiform.

@draconic5129

2 жыл бұрын

On top of that if you wanted to make sure that you didn't stir any back to the part that you started with you could remove some coffee from the cup by oh I don't know taking a sip or pouring a bit out.

14:26 That should’ve been, “their absolute values' worth of letters”. (Added the “s” on the end of values (plural, because there were two), plus possession of the noun (“worth”).)

Him: **gets off scooter** Scooter: **goes flying everywhere** Him: **looks uncomfortable** Him: “That’s pretty cool but...”

@omprakashchoudhary1114

6 жыл бұрын

Earth To Ashlyn but where are your fingers

@smcic

6 жыл бұрын

Good meme

@SushiElemental

5 жыл бұрын

If that caused damage and Michael leaves it in the video, it's tax deductible. Four sure.

@ryanbrenner5318

5 жыл бұрын

Where in the video did that happen. @Earth To Ashlyn can you give a time frame

7:30 Michael: Watches whole world crumble Also Michael: Acts like noting happend and continues

@samarendra109

4 жыл бұрын

He says that's very cool just after that.

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

4 жыл бұрын

"That's pretty cool, but, let's talk about infinity"

@catwithshotgun1571

4 жыл бұрын

@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 He can literally see infinity crumble of destroying he's own server

@314159BC

4 жыл бұрын

This part killed me hahaha

@clou-dy

4 жыл бұрын

That’s pretty cool..

"any number, integer, rational ... Uninteresting..." **footage not found** Yea that killed me xD

Micheal: *casually crashes a scooter* that’s pretty cool

13:51 we need to hang this quote up in every hotel

@moonwakey5195

5 жыл бұрын

ITR a guy from a movie, lul

@triple7marc

5 жыл бұрын

Or crosswalk button. Just replace the elevator call button with the crosswalk button.

@MaxGaming-lg4xp

4 жыл бұрын

550 likes

@ziqrsx

4 жыл бұрын

6 0 9

@sebastianstan9655

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

I've rewatched this video so many times, just for the first two minutes. Moonpeen.

@Ryan1newy

5 жыл бұрын

idempotent

@dylanneal9281

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ryan1newy they won't no what that word means because the only seen the first two minutes

@paradoxwastaken

4 жыл бұрын

@Dylan Neal It’s know not no

@blackplauge1334

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@allthingsholy1602

4 жыл бұрын

Moonpeen *hehe*

14:36 Match did this in "Thanks for 4 years of thanks for 4 years!" and got screeched by the number 4.

@DumboOctopiAreTheBest

10 ай бұрын

THANK YOU!! I kept thinking of BFB too!

@VenityGT

9 ай бұрын

i love bfb

@Canetoady

Ай бұрын

And you have 4 likes 25/3/2024 Monday 11:32AM

The KZread loading animation goes exactly over the line of the thumbnail. *So satisfying*

Start of the video: Thers and art gallery on the moon End of the video: F O U R

@felixroux

3 жыл бұрын

Thers and

@Bleebtown

3 жыл бұрын

F O U R A N D X

@anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s

3 жыл бұрын

and the dude who made those soup can paintings unironically drew a dick for it.

@skywesley4087

3 жыл бұрын

4

@arleking2746

3 жыл бұрын

Mista hates this.

there was no coffee in that mug... i feel deceived

@toasty4000000

7 жыл бұрын

*spoons a bit of coffee out of mug, shakes mug, returns coffee* Me: 1 Math: 0

@toasty4000000

7 жыл бұрын

Patrick McNalley I didn't say I used a spoon to do my spooning :D

@otherclare8495

7 жыл бұрын

yeah, thanks mate, but i think ill pass

@Peter_1986

7 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, I am sure the coffee will be back in the next video. =)

@bryansuh1985

7 жыл бұрын

Clare Bear THE COFFEE IS ALSO A LIE

3:30 Honestly I'd love to see this turned into an actual game of sorts; even if the end goal is impossible, it's just satisfying and I'd love to see what kind of cool glowing patterns I could make out of this

Thinking about that "four" thing, but in Spanish, there are two possible outcomes. Depending on the number you start with, you'll either be stuck at 5 (cinco), or you'll eternally alternate between 4 (cuatro) and 6 (seis). You'll have to ask someone else about other languages :P

12:15 He went and did an iDubbbz

@crazymcjesus

7 жыл бұрын

Hey that's, pretty guuud

@juantubec

7 жыл бұрын

FUCCCCCCC

@darkiller76521

7 жыл бұрын

glad someone else noticed it

@stmerkelofmigrant1458

7 жыл бұрын

Eyyy thats pretty good

@2gamers521

7 жыл бұрын

+JunkieKit hey that's pretty good

I was stirring my coffee in an exact replica of this IKEA mug at the time he said it.. wow

@aitotem

3 жыл бұрын

Given enough data you will always find coincidences - Vsauce

@Cygnus0lor

3 жыл бұрын

Cool story bro

@mrmagoo6966

3 жыл бұрын

So it was you. I've watched this a few times, i've wondered who the people might be who are doing the same thing as him at the same time. It cant happen to me i only drink tea, in a nicer cup too.

@auerbacher69

3 жыл бұрын

well, if i learned anything from this video, there's always a line of fixed points of coffee mugs being stirred around the globe. or something.

@akshaykamble1044

3 жыл бұрын

wasn't that a metaphorical "Fixed Point" lol

The 9 works for single digits if you include them as a decimal like 1.0 and move decimal when you add. So 1.0 would minus .1 to create .9. Which I find interesting when thinking about the E8 lattice and how its a fractal of triangles. The square root of 9 is 3, a triangle. Quarks breaks down in 3's, add up in 3s to make protons and neutrons. The Electron creates a fixed point forming a triangle from nucleus, etc. At the center of the E8 lattice is a hexagon (Most energy conserving shape) made up of 6 even triangles.

3:35 Shrink the block to 1/5 original size. Rotate it 180 degrees. Move it so the original 'top' two lines are inside the centre square, and the 'bottom' three lines are in the pink square above the centre. SOLVED!

@Owen_loves_Butters

Жыл бұрын

The problem is that the line where the two identical colors intersect still counts as points.

1:02 Imagine being picked to put a drawing on the moon and deciding to go with a straight line

@ruthiemuqatach5942

3 жыл бұрын

I want to know the story if this. Does it mean something? WHY?

@neeltheother2342

3 жыл бұрын

That's modern art for ya.

@stinksorstonks1498

3 жыл бұрын

@@ruthiemuqatach5942 it's "abstract" ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)

@Choinkus

2 жыл бұрын

@@stinksorstonks1498 Eh, abstract art can be cool. Sometimes it's about interesting shapes, nice looking colors, extreme distortions of reality... It often takes the same skills as naturalistic art. What you're thinking of, though, the kind of stuff where someone just puts a blank canvas on display, or tapes a banana to a wall, or just draws a straight line... That shit cracks me up as well.

@stproducciones9140

2 жыл бұрын

The 60s was a terrible time for art. Every artist was just your average 15 year old trying to be cool and clever.

Thanks for uploading Michael! See you in 3 months!

@me_hanics

7 жыл бұрын

David Christmas lol

@calebkruse7729

7 жыл бұрын

David Christmas hopefully not, but ya for real.

@15justt

7 жыл бұрын

its funny cuz your name is Christmas and in 3 months it is christmas

@thodoriskavouras4728

7 жыл бұрын

you mean,thanks four uploading. No? Ok, i'll see myself out.

@3ole2

7 жыл бұрын

David Christmas that's not funny, my future self approves. It's been 1000 years

Producer: "so what should this episode be about" Michael: "sure"

I like how Michael starts off every video with something that is supposedly not related to the video topic, but then he does a 360 and its actually the beginning of the topic

YAY A NEW VSAUCE VIDEO ITS BEEN TOO LONG, MICHAEL ❤️

@ally7016

7 жыл бұрын

P.S. CONGRATS ON YOUR MARRIAGE

@peloslash

7 жыл бұрын

whatt

@SkullzTS

7 жыл бұрын

I know right

@thebest-jh2gp

7 жыл бұрын

잘못

@nadavegulsky2854

7 жыл бұрын

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!

4:00 “Here's a question” No it's not. That's a mug.

@-saumya-81

4 жыл бұрын

... or is it?

@lvintagenerd

4 жыл бұрын

Comedy heaven

@alarmy5211

4 жыл бұрын

@@-saumya-81 And how much does it weigh?

@alarmy5211

4 жыл бұрын

@name2 and are fingers real?

@pentabitsmusic

4 жыл бұрын

@@alarmy5211 and is vsauce's over 100 IQ?

Aleph gets involved Me: well, infinity just got smaller

11:07 Me: I am walking in straight line .My journey is from pacific to pacific Others: earth's curvature won't allow you to do that Me: then I am going to split the earth

12:16 Michael, first you collab with Filthy Frank and now you're making iDubbbz references.. I love you

@DaringRDashington

7 жыл бұрын

Omg lol I thought I was the only one who also noticed this

@mylesenfantie976

7 жыл бұрын

Pulsey Glad I found this comment, I was worried I was the only Idubbbz watcher

@TheSuperCoolMan122

7 жыл бұрын

he collabed with franku? whaat? video name?

@supanjubobbu4914

7 жыл бұрын

its on the human cake video. michael had a scene of him giving spit all the while referencing his spit facts video.

@awhite1212

7 жыл бұрын

human cake technically hes in it for like 30 seconds. "wanna hear some spit facts"

Michael: *I'm-disappointed-in-you face "That's on the moon right now" Me: "Yep."

@icykiwi6650

6 жыл бұрын

Seth Person yep

@olivetree2187

6 жыл бұрын

About 1:53

@nicholasleclerc1583

6 жыл бұрын

Seth Person Omg me too precisely His face was priceless!!! 😂😂😂😭😭😭

@grerlaks5059

6 жыл бұрын

yeah what a fucking legend

@myst1c164

6 жыл бұрын

fr tho

1:42 That looks a little sus if you know what I mean

that's a really neat proof of the Borsuk-Ulam theorem!

12:15 "Hey, that's pretty good" you know your memes Micheal xd

@TheDopeCantaloupe

7 жыл бұрын

Remedy. I love when these completely unrelated channels do stuff like this.

@alexeimuzyka114

7 жыл бұрын

The last Filthy Frank cake was made with Micheal if you didn't know. Its all more connected that it appears

@SmoothDogGaming

7 жыл бұрын

Hey, do you wanna know some spit facts?

@versalgraphics

7 жыл бұрын

Why yes I do!

@hps362

7 жыл бұрын

How much money did they pay Michael, again?

1:55 There's a DONG on the moon!

@tf3confirmedbuthv54

6 жыл бұрын

Tada_WAV hell yes!

@tf3confirmedbuthv54

6 жыл бұрын

Wait?

@tf3confirmedbuthv54

6 жыл бұрын

So there’s a think I can do online now, guys on the moon!?

@benhur6211

6 жыл бұрын

But no vsauce apparently

@dintelignt

6 жыл бұрын

Andy Warhal is a dick...

I watched this video when it came out 7 years ago when I was still in Highschool, I was one of the kids that really got what is said. Now 7 years later and after a class in algebraic topology I finally can say I get what is happening

in denmark 2 is "to" 3 is "tre" and 4 is "fire" so we got alot of cosmic numbers

12:15 Hey, that's pretty good

@wiredelectrosphere

7 жыл бұрын

When he gives you spit facts

@Clyman974

7 жыл бұрын

He just confirmed it was an iDubbbz' refference

@jackpreston9236

7 жыл бұрын

yes?

@phillytothemax

7 жыл бұрын

can someone explain this

@mavisbavingson2299

7 жыл бұрын

Philmore James its a meme

Did he just blink four times at the end. Did he just.

@LucasLobasso

7 жыл бұрын

I knew someone else should have noticed it

@vxdxnsh

7 жыл бұрын

Marina Joyce much

@NoirRaven

7 жыл бұрын

Omfg

@yousefaiman4932

7 жыл бұрын

yea he's too cool for youtupe

@PlayThemes

7 жыл бұрын

yeah four sure :P

"Drew a somewhat, funny W" lmfao

You know I just recently discovered this guy and I'm hooked

7:32 Michael's reaction to the noises were so incredibly genuine that it makes me believe that the scooter doing anything other than just toppling onto its side a few meters away was totally unplanned

“Four is fortunate.” Mista would like to have a word with you, Michael.

@semukoMAI

4 жыл бұрын

それはジョジョのリファレンスです?!

@edysavage4893

4 жыл бұрын

An_Annoying_Cat, I got six. I don’t know how...

@thanalincoln

4 жыл бұрын

Yes he would

@DougVoght

4 жыл бұрын

"Fourk" 😂

@greer546

4 жыл бұрын

HAAAAAAA HAA WANT GOLDEN WIND

14:05 In spanish it would be 5 (cinco), and it works too, obviously spelling every number in spanish

@jodolphinlover2282

Жыл бұрын

También puede quedar en un ciclo de cuatro y seis

This video has everything! Purple donuts, art on the moon, neat number tricks, and infinity. Reminded me to DRS my #GME with Computershare.

12:15 *_"Hey, that's pretty good."_*

@guslevogus6098

4 жыл бұрын

That's mentioned in comedians on a hoverboard by idubbz

@kenny2crazy237

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, thats pretty good

@SparkleCakezz

4 жыл бұрын

I read this as he said it

@abdulrahmanemran8659

4 жыл бұрын

Here's what happens when you hang out with iDubbbz

@pork6288

4 жыл бұрын

Wow you actually have 1k subs

Number 9 is so attractive I'll have two of them including a large one

@justinl2009

6 жыл бұрын

Jayjay Desu You are a legend.

@josgeerink9434

6 жыл бұрын

GTA SA

@MetaAbusser

6 жыл бұрын

TWO NUMBER 9's A NUMBER 9 LARGE

@aaronmiles3963

6 жыл бұрын

ill have two number nines but rotate the first one 180 degrees

@spinach4379

6 жыл бұрын

I'll have a number 6 with extra dip

4:09 I feel like James Hoffman would've had a strong opinion about this particular use of the theorem

3:57 This property actually comes from the only rule of the thought excitement, that is that one of the squares in this case has to completely contain the other(s) and if there would be multiple then the “glow” couldn’t add up in any way. This makes it so that no matter how big or small the square will either become the containing square or if it’s small it will just at least always be in only 1 colour, so that means at least 1 of the square inner colours is glowing..

now we get two antipodal points with both matching temperature and pressure, then lay down a piece of bread on each side. the ultimate earth sandwich.

@UltimateMustacheX

4 жыл бұрын

@Aiden Hafer But it's soggy :(

@CarboomDisulfide

4 жыл бұрын

UltimateMustacheX but inside is nice, the oozing substance, mmm

@DougVoght

4 жыл бұрын

😂

**Meanwhile, on the moon** Alien 1: So, are the humans ready to meet "extraterrestrials" and explore the galaxy? Alien 2: Nah... they still draw their reproductive organs on everything. Hey, what are you doing over there? Alien 1: **scribbling out his drawing in the lunar soil** O-oh! Um, n-nothing hahah... Immature humans am I right?

@earthtoashlyn

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@AlphahawkA25

6 жыл бұрын

Little did we know those crop circles were just alien dicks.

@blitzninja4396

6 жыл бұрын

I was gonna like but it was at 169

@DavidRogers97

6 жыл бұрын

ʜʏʟɪᴀɴ ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ 😂

@JohnDoe-vo4mu

6 жыл бұрын

Shut the fuck up you cringey fucker

I never really appreciated how good of an explanation Michael gives at around 6:00

3:42 - resize it to the size of one of the original pixels, rotate it 180 degrees, align it with the pixel in the top left and move it down exactly one pixel (of the smaller one). The top row is now in the second row of the initial array, while all other rows are in the first row. No pixel is still in the place it used to be, without it ever leaving it's bounds. What am I missing?

@hedaurabesh

Жыл бұрын

You are missing that there's no pixel grid. Fixed points only exist in continuous space, that is, it does not matter how small you make something, you can always find a new point "in-between". So there is no "pixel" you could shrink it to. The fields have sharp borders, but no matter how close you zoom in, it's always an infinte amount of points in-between. And since you can only transform the plane in a way that the distance between two points is an unbroken line of points that move closer together both before and after the transformation (i.e. no holes, no cuts) and you are not allowed to swap two points, you get at least one fixed point. Imagine shrinking the grid entirely into one colored field. Now you wish to move ALL points of the same colour out of that field without moving ANYother point outside of that field. Since there is a continuous line between the colored grids, no matter how you twist or bend it, you MUST find a point of another color that either touches a differently colored field, or touches the border. Since the border is infinitely sharp, touching the border means sharing points in common. Either way, you lose. You either can't move ALL the same-colored pixels out, or you MUST "bleed" other colored pixels into a differently colored field.

12:14 Hey look guys, he's doing the memes!

@seangroarke3774

7 жыл бұрын

hey, that's pretty good

@kalebg.7507

7 жыл бұрын

What are you fucking gay?

@davidmendez8306

7 жыл бұрын

HE MET MAX AND IDUBBBZ

@Luis-pi7fh

7 жыл бұрын

I have crippling depression...

@moidarahjones805

7 жыл бұрын

I have osteoporosis...

12:15 I can't believe you actually just made that iDubbz reference. XD

@Jacob-wr7ch

7 жыл бұрын

And btw, my favorite/lucky number is 4.

@floofflez1134

7 жыл бұрын

// S O F T S O U N D // I think so

@noabman4093

7 жыл бұрын

+Fluffy “Swaggle Puff” Overload Hey, that's mildly adequate!

@snuffsan

7 жыл бұрын

3 b's

@prod.hxrford3896

7 жыл бұрын

Pink man.

The demonstration with the coffee is technically flawed, as when you introduce the spoon (and touch it to the bottom of the mug) you create a hole in the object, therefore it IS possible to move every point in that mug :P

Watching a Vsauce video leaves me with more questions than answers

Fantastic as always Michael! I hope that runaway scooter didn't break anything...

@malachorfives

7 жыл бұрын

+

@promoxie6942

7 жыл бұрын

Sounds like it just fell down some stairs.

@D4rkTooga

7 жыл бұрын

FoUr real.

Oh, hi! See you in 3 months, Michael!!!!

@leandrometfan

7 жыл бұрын

Sad but true

@red_e454

7 жыл бұрын

Probably gonna be 4 months this time...

@sulemanzurmati1167

7 жыл бұрын

+Red_E Why?

@misterdinner3648

7 жыл бұрын

he was at vidcon

@Dylan_M753

7 жыл бұрын

Hey guys it's Scarce here

Micheal: There is an art museum on the moon. Micheal 4 minutes later: You can’t completely mix up coffee with a spoon.

(13:30) In Hungarian, kettő (2) is 5 letters long, and öt (5) is 2 letters long, making it a loop. All numbers will trickle down towards három (3) due to so many numbers having 3 letters: négy (4), hat (6), hét (7), tíz (10) ('gy' is one letter). Egy (1) is the only other number with 2 letters, which also joins the 2-5 loop. Hungarian does not have any end point.

@Twihhh

Жыл бұрын

lol, it's nice to see someone wrote something in my language onto this channel