Bro just stand there recording the fuel pump running instead of getting it shut off? Had plenty of time to do it.

@phillwainewright4221

4 ай бұрын

And that tyre has no tread on it.

@akaDaily

4 ай бұрын

literally just put it back onto the pump and it'll stop, that's how they're designed

@sQuEeZyMaN13

4 ай бұрын

Idiots farming views. Attention is more important than safety and common sense.

@jmim17

4 ай бұрын

I think he was maybe waiting to see if the automatic shutoff would work on the handle. Probably not the wisest, but sometimes, in the moment, it's hard to think things through.

@danilomomcilovic1481

4 ай бұрын

@@akaDaily by the comment that u gave we can all realise that u neither drive a car ,neither u used gas pump ever in ur life. U donut.

The amount of folks that trust a bucket to stand on and choose the middle of it... Astounding.

@HelenaVanCity

4 ай бұрын

Hence, the expression "to kick the bucket". LOL Just kidding.

@rowmagnvs

4 ай бұрын

I can understand if it was some kind of metal bucket but to trust a plastic bucket is insane to me lol the only thing I’d trust is either a ladder or bricks stacked perpendicular on each row lol can’t go wrong with bricks

@kimmokoolwtf

4 ай бұрын

In Finland we have these cheap Orthex 10 litre plastic buckets you can find in almost every household, they indeed can hold an adults weight when turned upside down, I have tested it many times. 😁

@Moist-Gamba

3 ай бұрын

Should be taught in school how not to stand on a bucket I guess

@discovolante6624

3 ай бұрын

the noise she says at the end sums it all up nicely 6:22

Fuel pump guy doesn't need to change his tires, he likes them smooth to match his brain.

@aemiliacarolphonetube9749

4 ай бұрын

That comment made me laugh.

@janavenue650

4 ай бұрын

LOL

@Simon-xc5oy

4 ай бұрын

I thought the very same thing...first thing I noticed was the bald tires...

@xxdesertstorm

4 ай бұрын

when you support MAGA or Poilievre then its clear they ain't got a them 🧠 cells

@M-Fail

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

7:23 Just as a note as someone who worked as a gas station attendant, each individual nozzle has it's own emergency shut off. That metal plate inside the housing where the nozzle sits that gets pushed up when you put the nozzle into it's cradle(could really be anything that moves when the nozzle it placed in the cradle), when pushed up stops the flow to that nozzle. It's a safety feature to prevent the nozzle from being activated while it's in the cradle, but can be used to stop to flow should the nozzle malfunction like this one did. Should that not work, THEN you hit the master shut off switch. The master shut off shuts off the flow to the entire system.

@brianartillery

4 ай бұрын

I don't even drive but I knew this. I was more bothered by the stupid berk's bald tyres.

@redfailhawk

3 ай бұрын

Hey, I did not know this, and have noted it for the future. This could save lives. Why isn’t this taught in driving school?

@discovolante6624

3 ай бұрын

@@redfailhawk because they had more important questions like - how long do you have to change the paperwork over when selling or buying a car

@RealBradMiller

3 ай бұрын

That is how I would stop my gas at the correct amount.

7:16 This dad son moment was so wholesome!!

The pump not stopping is one thing, but can we all just appreciate the genius of this man, driving around on those bald as hell tires as well!?

@leroyrobertson5221

4 ай бұрын

He knew where to find the pump emergency shutoff. How long would that have taken you?

@skynet0912

4 ай бұрын

@@leroyrobertson5221 Exactly zero seconds, since every gas station in the world has signs telling you where it is... Knowing how to press a button that is pointed out to you every time you fill up isn't exactly a high bar to clear, and he could have hit it at any point before fuel began gushing onto the ground. He also decided that it was a good idea to start filming and walk us through what was happening, wasting even more time he could have used to solve the issue.

@pliashmuldba

3 ай бұрын

well not quite that bald, but close and i just gone thru a snow storm and aftermath with summer tires like that, and not getting stuck and not holding other PPL up Okay i have been driving for 40 years, so yeah. PS. i do get new tires on Thursday CUZ what i done,,,,, not smart.

@skynet0912

3 ай бұрын

@@pliashmuldba It does of course also depend on where you live, how directly dangerous it is... If you live in a desert or any place that doesn't get a lot of rain/snow, you can get away with it much easier, but if you like me live in a place where it either rains or snows for about 70% of the year, it's not only extremely illegal, but a near certain death sentence! It's not just about traction though, as extremely worn out tires are also very senesitive to punctures or outright blowouts...

@pliashmuldba

3 ай бұрын

@@skynet0912 Indeed, there also is laws here for thread on tires. I also do have a set of winter tires, but this year i just could not bother putting them on the car, CUZ even if my friend have a impact wrench and all the other stuff needed, well at 57 of age i am pretty worn out, also been retired since i was 50 sadly. My little car are also EOL, well for me at least i had it since new in 2012, but 2 years more or so and i will have enough for a substantial down payment on a new car, and probably my last car. my car get the binanual inspection tomorrow / Friday, probably ned a new bearing at a front wheel, and a new steering rack as they complained a little about that at the last inspection, and of course 4 new all year tires. CUZ that is most often plenty in Denmark as winters of my Childhood are long gone, actually the snow storm we just had, first one since 2006 and it dropper more snow ( about 2 feet ) which is more snow that we have gotten in total here in the last decade and then some. Normal winter here is maybe 4-5 inches of snow that is gone again in 2 days. I am OK killing myself, but it would be extremely bad to take someone else with me, and driving on tires like i have ATM, well in spite of being a elite driver with 40 years of driving and 0 crashes, well it is still a danger. So while late, i am manning up and doing what i have to do, and my meager pension / savings just have to deal with that.

Gas pump guy ...i knew this was going to happen.....So i decided to get my phone and stand there filming it, instead of getting help 🤣

@Co19801003

4 ай бұрын

He is truly the voice of (a large part of) a generation.

@bryansummers3219

4 ай бұрын

IKR? Him: I knew this was going to happen. Me: How long did you know this? And how much longer are you going to need?

He could have just reached over to the pump and pressed the handle's receiver down.

@will5430

4 ай бұрын

look at his tires. he's clearly not very smart.

@joshuarosen6242

4 ай бұрын

He knew that was going to happen but still waited until petrol was pouring all over the forecourt. I think it's safe to say that he isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

@Dedubya-

4 ай бұрын

@@joshuarosen6242 you're being very kind, he's not even the sharpest spoon!

@DoctorX17

4 ай бұрын

@@Dedubya- About as sharp as a rubber bouncy ball

@MrYfrank14

4 ай бұрын

Debubya- good one. I'm stealing it

2:05 "look at my car, my car" .... YOU DID THAT.

@3D_printer_guy

3 ай бұрын

Remember to always leave the doors closed.

That guy at the gas pump was smart to pull out his phone at record, just in case the pumps blow up, the cameraman never dies.

Never mind the fuel, look how bold your tyres are dude

@hazelanderson1479

4 ай бұрын

Bald, even.

@Phiyedough

4 ай бұрын

A lot of states in USA have no MoT type safety inspections. Lots of deathtraps on their roads.

@JonNel625

4 ай бұрын

Man got his tires second hand from the father from A Christmas Story

@upthepunx7178

4 ай бұрын

Thank god I’m not the only one seeing that 😂😂

@benwherlock9869

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, really brave tyres!

3:23 That bigfoot footage cracked me up 😂

@seregaserega7629

4 ай бұрын

Pigfoot

@Novastar.SaberCombat

4 ай бұрын

Them sasquatches is awful clumsy, eh?

@rhetorical1488

4 ай бұрын

cracked the road up pretty good too😁

By far the best fail channel. No 'funny' comments, no 'funny' sounds, and no 'music'.

He shows the gas pump at around 16.2 gallons when he cannot stop it, just before it overflows it shows 22.9 gallons. With the legal flow rate of 10 gallons per minute, he had at least 40 seconds to run in and ask to do a emergency cut off.

@baderkhoudeir9623

4 ай бұрын

Bro... shit nothing is getting passed you, right? Insurance companies should hire you.

@fleekwoodmatt4316

4 ай бұрын

Plus, add the time it took to get his phone out and start recording. Judging by his response here and how bald his tires are, he's not the brightest of the bunch lol

@xsistlol

4 ай бұрын

avg american braincells.. just look on his slick tire..says alot xD

@gordowg1wg145

4 ай бұрын

@@fleekwoodmatt4316 So, all taken into consideration, he was possibly only wanting $10-20 worth of fuel when he realised it wasn't stopping? Good point with the recording - especially as the use of them, and other electrical/electronic devices, is normally illegal within a specified distance of the pumps. At least he wasn't smoking - or was he?

@davidswanson5669

4 ай бұрын

⁠@@gordowg1wg145it’s not illegal to use a cell phone near/around the pump.

4:35 JP Performance einfach im bettle dahinter. 😂😂

@H4nn3sd

4 ай бұрын

musste nicht Mal lange nach dem ersten comment suchen🤣

I feel so sorry for the messed up pizzas in this video, they looked delicious and appetizing

@NevTheDeranged

4 ай бұрын

I know, right? Dropping food is the worst, cuz now you got a mess to clean up AND you don't get to eat it 😢

@UlliStein

4 ай бұрын

Yes, there are two, 3:00 and 7:00

@ChaseMC215

3 ай бұрын

Not approved by italians or the Ninja Turtles.

@user-yc5um2pl5v

2 ай бұрын

I hate to see food being destroyed.

@NevTheDeranged

2 ай бұрын

@@user-yc5um2pl5v 100% same

7:49 Just stand filming like a muppet and dont alert the gas station so they can shut it off. What is wrong with these people?

@samthescotsman

4 ай бұрын

yeah, as sonn as i noticed it was stuck i would have been sprinting over to the shop. i cant even drive but am not stupid

@panicmosem5969

4 ай бұрын

In truth, you shouldn't be filming at all while refueling... but common sense is not as common anymore 🥴

@dragoncubes1074

4 ай бұрын

His brain is as smooth as his tires.

@slwsnowman4038

4 ай бұрын

@@panicmosem5969 That's a myth.

@panicmosem5969

4 ай бұрын

@@slwsnowman4038 it's not, it actually has nothing to do with the phone itself causing fire, but if you're paying attention to your phone other than pumping gas, then it is a distraction. Also, if you leave the pump to get it from your car, the possibility of static fire increases. Basically, the use of phones is a bad idea for anyone performing an important or potentially dangerous activity because it is a distraction. That's not a myth.

Last guy... Smooth tires, smooth brain. Hey, at least he's consistent.

3:30 that ain't Bigfoot that's Fatfoot 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Pro tip for pumping gasoline/petrol: every pump will have a lever or flap in the hangar for the handle. Push the lever down or push up the flap. It will shut off the pump. Then and only when the flow of fuel has stopped should you remove the pump nozzle from the fill neck. When in doubt, the e-stop will always work.

@Co19801003

4 ай бұрын

And if you can't figure it out, warn an employee. Don't just stand there. And especially don't just stand there filming.

@RatKindler

4 ай бұрын

The pumps here don't have anything like that. I think they got rid of that mechanism decades ago. There's just a hook to hang the nozzle on. Some pumps have an emergency shut-off button but most I've seen don't. You have to go tell the attendant to shut off the pump.

@DaneKaiser

3 ай бұрын

​@@RatKindlerwhat country do you live in? sounds super hi tech

@RatKindler

3 ай бұрын

@@DaneKaiser I'm in Toronto Canada. I don't think I've seen that lever mechanism on a pump since the 80s or 90s. I've been looking for emergency stop buttons on pumps ever since I saw one mentioned in an American video and I don't see them here. If something happens you have to tell the attendent.

@lionhead123

3 ай бұрын

@@RatKindlerwhat if its a self-service pump?

The last guy is a real hero: "It's pumping, it's still pumping." *waitsandwaitsandwaits* "Still pumping, still pumping." *waitsinsteadofdoinganything* "Still pumping." ... "OH NOOO!" - Surprise, surprise! 😂

@Novastar.SaberCombat

4 ай бұрын

It was definitely an unpredictable conclusion. For certain.

@bryduhbikeguy

3 ай бұрын

Based just on this video....I'm guessing he'll be in MANY more Fail videos in his lifetime.

@torstenscholz6243

25 күн бұрын

That really is Darwin Award level stupidity. I wonder what he'd do when he's in a burning house: Instead of ringing the alarm, trying to get the fire extinguisher and calling fire fighters, he would probably record the fire with his phone, saying: "It's still burning, still burning." 🤣

7:13 is such a wholesome, hilarious clip.

0:07 my dude. we've all been there. much sympathy.

6:00 - Love how the little dog is so surprised that he drops his ball! 😂

7:22 The pump normally stops working when you put the nozzle back in it. He could have pressed that mechanism down with his hand.

So instead of having the attendant turn off the pump, Cletus decides to film the inventible.

@Novastar.SaberCombat

4 ай бұрын

Dude, his name is FARKUS. Cletus is his semi-dense half-cousin down the dirt turnpike.

@lionhead123

3 ай бұрын

the inventible?

The puppy at 6:06 was pretty cute about its owner falling.

thats it film the gas pump... that will help.

@hughn

4 ай бұрын

And a very bald tyre, too.

Guy at the gasstation don't need to change his tires, he likes them smooth to match his brain

3:26 that's not bigfoot, that's Bubba.

@sludge8506

4 ай бұрын

I knew they existed.

The guy at the end. Is exactly what is wrong with people today! Would rather pull their phones out, record it. Instead of actually doing something about it!!! Mor0n!!

00:06 that made him fall to the ground like he had just been shot? LOL no way! He must be a professional footballer.

@kevinmayhew8802

4 ай бұрын

I thought exactly the same

@alm5693

4 ай бұрын

Maybe he already had a hangover....

Clever man to hit that emergency button... after $109999 was poured.

The fuel pump guy has bald tyres !!

Everyone's day doesn't go as planned

The kid that dropped the milk in the driveway was hilarious.

@jbwarner8626

4 ай бұрын

Probably doing rapid damage assessment in his mind. "...Should I try to put it back in?" 😆

@JustFacts85042

4 ай бұрын

All I could think of was how pathetically stupid The kid was to stand there and stare at it and do nothing, the perfect example of moron kids today who don't know how to do anything and when s*** goes bad they have no idea what to do either

@CeleryX5

4 ай бұрын

That clip affected me. 😵‍💫

@jeremiahhester6408

4 ай бұрын

He's getting the belt

@shishinonaito

4 ай бұрын

That kid's brain is sloooooow

3:03 that pizza looked good though

@torstenscholz6243

25 күн бұрын

R.I.P. Pizza.

Feel bad for kid who’s mum is so dumb she drove into her other cars door.

@faustinpippin9208

4 ай бұрын

I always wonder how these people can afford so many expensive cars

Whoever reads this isn’t first 😂

Oh dear lord actual clear as day footage of Big Foot. 😮. 3:24

5:22 first it was stairs, not it is the floor. beware guys!

"I knew this was going to happen." Instead of preventing it i went to record it because i need likes and attention

Dude doesn’t need that much gas, he just glides around town on his bald tires.

I never dreamed I'd see Big Foot IRL in my life time, but here we are! What a majestic creature indeed!

2:34 seagull laugh🤌

All that dude needed to do to shut off the fuel pump was to flip the pump handle back down. He also needs to replace at least one tire. He's all sorts of special.

7:14 my favorite they both laugh so hard about it

0:05 dude went down like a soccer player !

At least he Finally ran to switch off the fuel pump And knew what to do, but I wish he'd done it Before it got that far. As for the father and child kitchen disaster, that was really sweet their reaction 😊

4:54 The drummer fell just as everyone else froze 😂

@panicmosem5969

4 ай бұрын

Technically they're all drummers

@JayLee-bv3vw

4 ай бұрын

Concussionists

@panicmosem5969

4 ай бұрын

@JayLee-bv3vw percussionist? Haha. I like concussionists better too, actually

@lionhead123

3 ай бұрын

@@panicmosem5969they drum with their heads

7:50 if a gas pump does that, you FLIP the lever up on the gas pump. not the trigger that you squeeze to dispense the gas, but the lever you need to drop down to remove the pump from its holster. if that doesnt work, yank the quick disconnect

6:02 The dog’s seen her try that before and knows to keep his distance 😂😂

I snort laughed at Bigfoot and the guy tripping over the broom!

The guy with the van has a future in professional soccer.

@krenwregget7667

4 ай бұрын

was about to make the same comment. Almost looks like faking for some kind of insurance claim or something.

Man that last dudes tires are as smooth as his brain.

How did that guy know exactly where the emergency stop button was?

@bllasae

4 ай бұрын

I think they're standard for safety reasons.

hahah i love how dramatic the second guy was

0:06 I did that last week...hurt like F! Ended up with a dent in my forehead for two days.

1:18 At least they don't need to get out of their cars to exchange insurance information.

The first clip gives Final Destination vibes

Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! 0:46 That was scary. 🥶

That bigfoot one cracked me TF up. 🤣🤣

Dude with the fuel issue needs new tires stat

@AK.2425

4 ай бұрын

Nearly as smooth as his brain

Alle Fans von JP Performance kennen 4:24 aus anderer Perspektive :D

Failarmy I just wanted to say thank you. Content is always hilarious. But especially thank you for not having a commentator discuss every fail, takes all the spontaneity and most certainly the humor out of the content. Other pages do this and it's so annoying. So I appreciate what you do ❤❤

1:20 the blue car didn’t look twice before pulling out. That’s why in drivers ed, they tell you to look left- then right- and then left again before pulling out. Cause your brain will trick you into not seeing what is there when you look left.

Bei Minute 4:23 steht hinter dem brennenden Auto, JP Performance mit dem beatle 😅 🎉

To cut glass put the fulcrum UNDER the scored part so the two sides fold down away from the score. This guy did the opposite.

Failarmy always making my day with a good laugh! 😂

Excelente conteúdo...👍👍👍

that last one, dude! there's no more profile on your tires! Be Careful!

Why didn't the guy in the last clip run to the stop button earlier?

@davecoop9579

4 ай бұрын

Or just flip the switch at the pump?

@Lampe2020

4 ай бұрын

@@davecoop9579 Is there one? I have never been to the US, sp I don't exactly know how gas stations look there in detail. And I think in Germany there isn't even an emergency stop button.

@davecoop9579

4 ай бұрын

@Lampe2020 Yes there is one. It's usually a lever that covers the slot where the nozzle is stored. It must be switched off to replace the nozzle. Some later ones are switched in different ways but I think they all have a "Stop" option.

@ 3:43 It reminded me of when Lucy is holding the football for Charlie Brown to run up and kick it Then at the precise moment, she pulls the football away to have Charlie Brown miss the kick and fall on his butt.

This compilation is excellent. I don't miss any of your new videos

The bigfoot clip got really good.

1:34 In Germany when we say "he has a wheel off" we mean he's stupid or crazy or both.

Guy hitting emergency stop button has his health and safety game on point!

@brianartillery

4 ай бұрын

... And yet he runs on completely bald tyres. Yes, his safety awareness is definitely on point.

@sholtodepuma

4 ай бұрын

@@brianartillery hes just making up for that 🤣

Failarmy never "fails" to entertain us with all of their amazing videos. Failarmy deserves an Oscar for their hard work!

A new video and the day is saved 🎉

2:52 they have a LEVRAM poster, I never got into the Esrevinu Citamenic Levram (ECL)

The amount of folks that trust a blonde woman not to wreck any vehicle she operates/ drives.

The tread on those tires 💀

Saw that one lady put the heavy ball over the bar and thought, "how is this a fail? She did it." Then she couldn't stand up after.

2:15 only idiots leave their car door open. Anytime, anywhere ..you don't do that.

7:56 i'm surprised the guy driving the ego truck with bald tires doesn't know there's an emergency shutoff until gas starts pouring everywhere.

Are we just gonna ignore what his hoodie said at 4:01 ?

@panicmosem5969

4 ай бұрын

I could barely make it out, but after I did, I wish I hadn't 😂

That last guy defenitly needs new tyres.

The guy with no tire tread didn't know about the emergency fuel shut off. Thats a surprise!

The hell happened at 5:38?

@panicmosem5969

4 ай бұрын

If you overexert yourself during weight lifting, you can pass out. There's tons of videos showing it happen... I recommend watching. It's funny, but a little scary at the same time😬

6:10 Now Henry knows how the hole in his bucket came to be; it was Liza all along.

7:50 - I suppose someone not smart enough to realise they need new tyres when the tread is smooth, probably isn't smart enough to push the emergency stop button. Just keep filming, dude. Eventually that pump will run out of fuel and stop on it's own.

I watch this every time I need a good laugh. It never disappoints!

quality fails a usual. thanks for the good laugh.

3:25 the ground shook, wolfs howled, buildings crashed, crowds of people panicked for their lives while trying to escape from the tsunamis but it was futile.

Not the whole band stopping when he fell 😂😂

That might be the most realistic video of Bigfoot I've ever seen. But the way he disappeared, it was too quick. That's how you know it's CGI or AI generated.

The gasoline one scared me!

Sweet compilation!

Big foot wouldn't have lasted a day in the wild.

Your car is very full 😅😅😅