Sorry… what’s your favorite clip?

@babalonkie

4 ай бұрын

3:54 That's how Flying squirrels evolved. Also wow... grey squirrel literately glided a 20 story fall and just ran off.

@KevinCullen

4 ай бұрын

The clips where you state 'no one was hurt' that show people having car accidents thus experiencing psychological trauma and PTSD.

@kallmeoompa

4 ай бұрын

10:12 Are you serious🤣

@Malignant88

4 ай бұрын

I haven't seen the whole video, but that first one was already a briljant idea that can't possibly go wrong.

@natsune09

4 ай бұрын

:58 the pro-gamer move is Einstein level genius

People just casually walking across a freeway is crazy

@HirschyKiss

4 ай бұрын

The audacity to get mad at the cammer too...

@johnsampson2544

4 ай бұрын

​@@HirschyKiss Yeah, let's not mention said cammer making no effort to slow down for the slower traffic, whatever else is going on, and passing on the right.

@kotosqoposrly

4 ай бұрын

I mean .. there were cars that have already stopped. That should have served as a warning signal to slow down since people could be on the road.

@Freddie7191

4 ай бұрын

@@johnsampson2544 Being dumb doesn't give you the right to stop traffic.

@koolaid33

4 ай бұрын

Here in Canada we call it a highway.

Canadians are nice because they somehow discovered a way to transfer all their hostility and bloodlust into their geese.

@kelqueen9998

4 ай бұрын

This comment deserves more likes.

@CrystalAbrahams

4 ай бұрын

That is so true! 🇨🇦

@WontSeeReplies

4 ай бұрын

Their geese? You mean Trudeau.

@iamgrateful_like_dat

4 ай бұрын

@@CrystalAbrahams what does it mean?

@rapheAltoid77

4 ай бұрын

​@@iamgrateful_like_datthat Canada geese are mean as hell

That last one was a win. Cops caught the porch pirate!

@thomasyates3078

4 ай бұрын

It was the most Canadian sting ever, since they even gave her a little warning. There's no helping some people.

@johnt.848

3 ай бұрын

Stop calling thieving scum, porch pirates, it makes it sound less of a crime.

Can we talk about the squirrel at 3:57 and how it so gracefully glided down from the top floor of the building straight into a run

@mnirwin5112

4 ай бұрын

I've read that squirrels can survive a fall from almost any height because they flatten themselves out to the point of virtually becoming their own parachute.

@fenzirulfr

4 ай бұрын

@@mnirwin5112 yeah you can tell it wasn't that squirrel's first rodeo

@rolands50

4 ай бұрын

That was an amazing glide from a non-gliding squirrel...

@nicbarrax76

4 ай бұрын

That was so cool! Its tail was spinning as a rotor and then it hit the ground running! 😀

@DV-zv4ox

4 ай бұрын

@@nicbarrax76 His tail was flapping in the wind from falling so quickly.

That guy getting out, and, scraping the snow off someone else's back window was the most Canadian thing I've ever seen!

@obviousbear1289

4 ай бұрын

And definitely not a fail! (well, maybe on the front driver's part)

@couch2558

4 ай бұрын

Honestly respect for the guy akshskh. Either ended up helping someone who did genuinely struggle with getting the snow off the back or made it easier for someone to see the license plate if dude was a dickhead.

@plisskenationbackfromthede3657

4 ай бұрын

"Eh hold up buddy! Lemme give you a hand there! Gee whiz, that was some snow we got eh?"

@LHyoutube

4 ай бұрын

@@plisskenationbackfromthede3657 - That kind of politeness is what Canada is all aboot! 😛

@jadenshadrack4242

4 ай бұрын

God dammit ahijjycjb!!

6:58 Haha, the deer 🦌 placing an order at the Tim Hortons is too funny ! 😆😂🤣

@jbwarner8626

4 ай бұрын

That's gotta be the most Canadian thing in this whole compilation 😆

@larrywest42

4 ай бұрын

I'm sure the deer was Canadian, but not the cammer driving and trying to rudely cut in front of the deer. Wait your turn, eh?

@koolaid33

4 ай бұрын

@@larrywest42 That's what I was thinking, he couldn't have waited for the deer to get his Iced Capp?

@InsertCreativeusername_

4 ай бұрын

The deer: I see the humans go up to this portal and get things from it. I wonder what would happen if I try it.

@CrystalAbrahams

4 ай бұрын

Tim horton's staff should have given the deer a donut! But then the deer would have told all her friends... 🇨🇦

That soap on the "stuck hand" gag was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing.

@soliniv1411

4 ай бұрын

She could have milked that a bit more

@favoritemustard3542

3 ай бұрын

The prank was on her - he was knowingly smirking throughout 😂

@am5790

Ай бұрын

@@favoritemustard3542 bad acting on his part....she stayed in character

1:14 thank you for not being on your phone. You just saved two lives. Maybe more.

Politely asking the thieves that just stole all your wheels, "Can I have my rims back?" 😂 Canadians really are crazy nice. Though maybe not the thief-y ones.

@chrishayes5755

4 ай бұрын

that's weakness.

@NightcoreSkies

4 ай бұрын

Until you go to Toronto downtown, my hometown

@johnn17golf

4 ай бұрын

Inn the US they'd be shooting up the thieves and all proud of their manhood. Americans are such weenies.

@1985230ce

4 ай бұрын

No, they are still nice.

@johnn17golf

4 ай бұрын

@@chrishayes5755 Being nice is a sign of strength, not weakness.

3:55 Fun fact: Mark Rober explained in one of his squirrel videos that squirrels’ terminal velocity isn’t fast enough to kill or even injure them. So that squirrel was just fine, even after a fall like that.

@CrazyInWeston

4 ай бұрын

Does that mean that Squirrels dont fall at 'Terminal' velocity?

@alicearrival6744

4 ай бұрын

@@CrazyInWeston It means that the terminal velocity for a squirrel is not enough speed to kill them when they hit the ground. Terminal velocity is different for every thing. It just means the max speed an object can fall. Basically when air resistance gets to be too much for gravity to push the object down faster. I hope that makes sense.

@CrazyInWeston

4 ай бұрын

@@alicearrival6744 You didnt get the joke did you... Terminal can mean mortal, deadly, lethal etc.... Cant be terminal if they live lol.

@alicearrival6744

4 ай бұрын

@@CrazyInWeston Whoops im dumb my b

@rinboy1966

4 ай бұрын

Yup squirrel can fly

the plane was thousands of feet above that guy

@paulk6399

4 ай бұрын

Umm, no The video clearly shows the plane missed that guy by less than an inch (possibly more if you're watching on a big screen tv)

@LQDEN

4 ай бұрын

@@paulk6399 I know you're joking.

@aarondavis8943

4 ай бұрын

Nah, I have it on good authority that guy is a giant.

@EzyPup

4 ай бұрын

R/wooosh

@paulk6399

4 ай бұрын

I know that you know that I’m joking@@LQDEN

Every time a porch pirate gets caught, an angel gets its wings.

Dude in the mini car on the sidewalk is the best

@shellyb7726

22 күн бұрын

... and trying to reach the button with their cane, for the pedestrian crossing light ! That really cracked me up.

That clip with the garbage in the woods really p****s me off

0:20 Ninja bear: "I'm out!"

@Sticker-Happy

4 ай бұрын

Following clip shows inside the building😂

9:23 A seal in the snow?? WOW

@JH-wd6dp

4 ай бұрын

Just a Canadian Forces training exercise, no need to be alarmed.

@ElRodriPR

4 ай бұрын

OMG i thought it was a dog 😂😂😂😂

@TheCommunicationCoach

4 ай бұрын

@@ElRodriPR Ha ha ha

Kudos to that squirrel, and the mum who dragged their kid and dropped them face first in the snow.

@victoriac4317

4 ай бұрын

The mom dropping the kid in the snow made me laugh so hard😂😂 she was 100% done.

4:55 is amazing. The 2 guys standing there barely flinched or even reacted at all. They're just like "Yea, saw that one coming"

I love it when they tell you they _got it on video_ while recording the video. Thanks for that eh

@TobeToday2024

4 ай бұрын

yes

14:40 now that's a good friend. letting you learn from your foolishness 🤣

Haha! That was me driving the Miata! We do it every year on my birthday in January. That particular day it was - 27 haha.

@claudethibaudeau2714

6 күн бұрын

That's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@henrybourdon6712

12 сағат бұрын

I have a friend in the coast guard stationed in Quebec city that almost every year buys a cheap Asian motorbike and welds a third wheel on it with a wooden box to put a car battery in it so it starts with ease during the winter months. Hi Jerry!

7:05 THE DEER AT THE TIM HORTONS! This is quintessential Canada

Squirrels have to be the toughest animals out there. To fall from that distance and walk away like nothing is amazing.

@csnide6702

4 ай бұрын

they don't have enough weight to hurt themselves at Terminal Velocity.

@cameronbateau6510

4 ай бұрын

What will happen if the squirrels have to be the toughest animals out there?

The guy 13 mins in who had the sense not to jump in after his bike has more brains than 90% of the rest

@scottmcshannon6821

4 ай бұрын

he was stupid enough to lose his bike in the first place.

@billolsen4360

2 ай бұрын

Aye, yer sporting bike is now remanded to the briny deep, matey

0:36 Dafuq are you hollerin' about? That's an airliner. The plane and paraglider are a mile apart. Somebody didn' pay attention to Grover's "Near and Far" sketch on Sesame street.

@JackBurton77777

2 ай бұрын

Perfect.

@russell2952

Ай бұрын

From the scale difference alone it's beyond obvious.

11:10 Canadian owner nicely asked thieves to get stolen rims back. Thieves were Canadian also, because they were polite enough, to gave rims back without discussion.

Holy shit bears are strong! Went right through that metal gate with ease, prying the bars apart with his body like butter. 😮💪

@mommy2libras

3 ай бұрын

That cracked me up. The lady said "get the f out of here" and the bear was like "I'm trying lady! Gimme a second!"

Out of them all, the Tim Hortons one is definitely the most Canadian

@TobeToday2024

4 ай бұрын

yes

@billolsen4360

2 ай бұрын

Deer me, yes!

"That'a girl baby!" He was actually talking to the car! 😂😂

@shellyb7726

22 күн бұрын

😆😄

I think that falling squirrel knew what it was doing.

@deutscher1a

4 ай бұрын

Yes There are some animals that never reach terminal velocity from free falling The squirrel just didnt want to climb down

@dragoncubes1074

4 ай бұрын

@@deutscher1a Well, yes, it did reach terminal velocity. Terminal velocity means it's going as fast as it can, not that it will die. Due to wind resistance, every object has its own terminal velocity, and it can't go any faster. fortunately the squirrel was light and knew how to flatten out to increase drag and slow down. You can see how flying squirrels came to be.

@DasDaniel007

4 ай бұрын

@@dragoncubes1074 You feel really smart now, right? because you can google what terminal velocity is? but wrong.. look at how the "squirrel" spreads in the air on its stomach, because it is a flying squirrel and not a squirrel idiot

@JH-wd6dp

4 ай бұрын

A bit nutty if you ask me, but I suppose I'd do the same if I was living para-glider.

@deutscher1a

4 ай бұрын

its not my native language - i guess i meant lethal velocity? but it still didnt hit terminal velocity since it slowed down it fall - is that making sense?@@dragoncubes1074

Somebody give that poor deer a doughnut! It asked nicely. Sheesh! 🍩

2:35 when you try to scare a bear away and roll a nat 20

4:40 Mom of The Year 2023

8:37 is the most Canadian thing to ever be done. I a canada applaud this

6:58 if that were a moose, that would be the most Canadian thing ever seen.

@TobeToday2024

4 ай бұрын

Perhaps it had found food many times before

He was so proud of his girl....proud

@davidgruzin8269

Ай бұрын

Who wouldnt be?

0:38 no way this paramotor is at the same altitude as the jetliner… Perspective, people.

@dragoncubes1074

4 ай бұрын

It's just a tiny jet.

@suedenim

4 ай бұрын

​@@dragoncubes1074It's run by squirrels.

@JH-wd6dp

4 ай бұрын

That's why it's a fail.

1:03 I can’t be the only one who was expecting 20 clowns to come piling out of that car. 😂

@billolsen4360

2 ай бұрын

That would have rated a Benny Hill fanfare song 😁

Only in Canada: “Hey can I have my rims back? Yeah, those two. No. Wait ALL of them.”…… “sure!”

8:40 What a nice guy to do that for them!

This entire thing makes me so happy. There’s something so nice about the niceness of Canadians 😄

@koolaid33

4 ай бұрын

We aren't just walking balls of kindness, half this damn video is psychos doing dumb things. The whole nice thing is just a shitty stereotype.

@randomthoughts9463

4 ай бұрын

@@koolaid33 Somebody grumpy?

@aarondavis8943

4 ай бұрын

It's nice.

@aarondavis8943

4 ай бұрын

@@koolaid33 Yes you are. And Australians are all loveable crocodile hunters, and all the New Zealanders fuck sheep.

@WontSeeReplies

4 ай бұрын

@@randomthoughts9463he has a point. The stereotype is used for social control. Just as Canadians are taught- “by not resisting the crown, they earned their independence. Unlike the uncivilized Americans.” In reality, Canada never achieved its independence from Britain. And the Canadian tyranny has been inescapable these last few years. While America defeated the British and gained its independence, the US has lost governmental control and fallen back into London Banker/globalist control. However, thanks to America’s revolution from Britain, Americans still possess constitutional rights.

16:15 is how my husband gave himself a black eye, except he was just twisting the cap of what he thought was a regular bottle of half-consumed OJ that was actually fermenting and putting intense pressure on the cap.

15:07 that ice drill be like: "don't come a step closer! I'm warning you, I will put you to sleep!"

Everyone pulling for that plane to hit the parachuter was something.

@WaffleFries324

4 ай бұрын

And dumb, if they can't tell the plane was a lot higher

@lightninblue819

4 ай бұрын

I mean, the plane was a solid mile above the paraglider minimum but.

6:42 That's hilarious!

I was wondering what’s with all the bears, and then I realized, it’s Canada

15:01 I was just thinking “no Metro Vancouver clips” and then I see this 😂

11:15 Why blur their faces? They're robbers, they have no privacy rights.

@NicolletteBlackeagle

Ай бұрын

In certain places, it is illegal to film somebody even if they are committing a crime.

@henrybourdon6712

12 сағат бұрын

@@NicolletteBlackeagle Not in Canada it is,,, but give it some time and Crime minister Waterhole aka Castro's love child may change that.

You know it's going to be a good day when FailArmy uploads!

@TobeToday2024

4 ай бұрын

Perfect

Watching this video reminds me that sometimes, the best way to learn is through other people's mistakes. Thanks for the laughs and valuable lesson on what not to do!

As a Canadian I am so proud I knew we had it in us!

0:20 Two scenes fit together so well 😆

They even sound Canadian when they're laughing.

@TobeToday2024

4 ай бұрын

haha

@BridgLondon

4 ай бұрын

A bit like Americans sounding American when they laugh I guess!

Dang Canadians are some polite people in those situations - Like stealing rims and tenants throwing out contents of the house

Fail army, as a Canadian, you bring me joy in this video to laugh at my fellow 🍁 😂

@cheriem432

4 ай бұрын

I think things are worse in the US!

@LauraS1

4 ай бұрын

@@cheriem432 Much. We're a lot more uncouth than the average Canadian. Our "humor" tends to be more mean-spirited and demeaning. It is what it is.

Canadian being wild.

I love the fact that "failing to obey traffic laws" counts as a fail in Canada.

Hand in the cup was hilarious 😂😂😂

the guy that fell in the donation box, rip 😔🤚

At 6:42 I can't stop laughing😂

8:50 Bro changed the picture quality wuth that one 💀

I only counted one "Bro". So refreshing.

0:26 that’s why I sleep upstairs to keep my peace

Aye did that squirrel 🐿️ just fly

@joaocabral3143

4 ай бұрын

That's what I was saying!!! But for real, how the eff did it do that?! 🤔

Now to send this to my best friend, who is canadian 😎

10:04 the dude sounded like Moe Sargi lol, that laugh!

Whoever made the captions called toques TOOKS.. unbelievable.😂

That Laugh at 4:10 reminds me of the movie white chicks

1:14 oh that's a great save 4:00 I love how squirrels just don't take fall damage. I wonder if that giant tail plays a role in it. 4:40 pull your own weight, you wimp! 5:52 I thought they're in a building, this is so stupid to do on a tree.

Now I'm invested in knowing what happened to the donation guy who fell in the bin.

:58 the pro-gamer move is Einstein level genius

For that skydiver to be at risk of collision, he'd have to be 100 feet tall 🤣

@TobeToday2024

4 ай бұрын

yeah 😂

9:33 Perfection!

2:37 bear ran through metal railings like they weren't there

@10:54 I'm a Newfoundlander, & I felt that "LARD JESUS CHROIST!!" In my soul.

9:38 🤣🤣

1:27 oh ya just walk out into the middle of the highway and get mad at the drivers doing highway speeds

When Canadians see a bear: Get the f*** outta here! Vs. When Russians see a bear: PRIVET, Comrade!

This video deserves an award for making me laugh until I cried!

Fail army never fails to entertain us

@TobeToday2024

4 ай бұрын

perfect

@billolsen4360

2 ай бұрын

@@TobeToday2024 A laugh riot at someone else's misfortune is universal.

😂 I love my Canadian brothers BUT you crazy mo fo on the ice with your cars 🤣

@rover5788

4 ай бұрын

They do the same in the U.S. !!!!!

@stephanietycholaz9052

4 ай бұрын

The miata one was me haha. We do it every year on my birthday in January, regardless of the weather

@doublezzranch849

4 ай бұрын

@stephanietycholaz9052 : THAT'S AWESOME! My claim to fame is, I KNOW THAT CANADIAN DUDE DRIVING THE MIATA! Have a good one my friend, be safe.

@randomthoughts9463

4 ай бұрын

@@doublezzranch849 Phew - glad that was a chick driving a Miata.

7:00 Deer is like: "i need a hamburger and a coca cola"

4:08 sounded like the guy from White Chicks 😂

Canadians are not 'dumb' - they're adorable.🙃

@alan4sure

3 ай бұрын

Some are dumb. I'm Canadian.

@madii_editx

3 ай бұрын

@@alan4surefr

We're sorry we offended you.

10:34 OH Tabarnak!!!

Squirrels can fall from any height and live

This one takes the whole sake 10:27 Edit: CAKE! NOT SAKE! DAM IT AUTOCORRRCT!

Idk why but I really like Canada

5:49- it's all fun and games untill you realize bears can climb trees.

That Bear broke the metal rail like nothing, walked through it...

10:09 John Travolta ? 😅

More hour long compilations needed lol

1:09 They thought the water hazard was bad, wait till they get to Tiger Woods.

Never scare a bear in a spot where it is trapped. That is a recipe for disaster.

11:05 Only in Canada do people ask politely to have the things stolen from them returned. 🤦‍♂

@ElRodriPR

4 ай бұрын

And only in Canada robbers return stolen stuff 💀💀💀

As a Canadian I love this video. We're killing ourselves laughing, so, thanks.

9:28 the fact that none of those people saw that coming is truly a canadian wonder 10:02 Chris Farley filming lmao

"Nothing Fails Like A Deer!" 😛