Favorite clip?

@peterjj416

6 ай бұрын

The ref giving the little kid a red card.

@wojteknowak1369

6 ай бұрын

*proceeds to throw mother's ashes in the sea*

@bethechange7985

6 ай бұрын

you title the video try not to laugh and the first video is just a biker being rear ended by another biker. wow. well, wasn't hard not to laugh at that. SMH

@NazTaiL

6 ай бұрын

Aquarium. Seriously...😮

@johnjunkie

6 ай бұрын

"Everyone just stay in the basket" *proceeds to crash into the ground multiple times*

The little kid on the soccer field getting the red card was just too cute.

@wendydabee

6 ай бұрын

Agreed, IMO, a win and not a fail!

@justsomeguy0873

6 ай бұрын

If I had tried to watch the whole video trying not to laugh, that would have been the moment I failed. I laughed hard at the red card.

@Astro95Media

6 ай бұрын

@@justsomeguy0873 That ref was amazing for rolling with it and then being sweet to him. Great interaction.

@damianbaker7160

6 ай бұрын

Football

@gamepapa1211

6 ай бұрын

Ref ain't messing around. "Red Card. Illegal player on the field. And also being adorable. Five minutes timeout penalty."

The flying racoon is the real star of all of this

@salvadormendoza8535

6 ай бұрын

I feel sad for him, but i cant stop laughing at it

@Nick-1990

6 ай бұрын

He definitely deserves a statue made of himself 🎉

@theodorerobert6579

6 ай бұрын

No it's not

@WontSeeReplies

6 ай бұрын

Poor guy lost his home in a violent manner…but the way he flopped out of there.

@CarlosAntonioBrown

6 ай бұрын

best failarmy clip in months, easy

That poor mom felt every emotion imaginable in that moment. Omg, cant take your eyes off little ones even for a second. Its a miracle we survive into adulthood 😂

6:03 "Stay in the basket with me" I'm in tears lmao

@MarvMarvensen

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, it's not like they got a choice here.

@joe125ful

6 ай бұрын

Yeah:):)

@callumee-s-awesomer

6 ай бұрын

dude😂 along with tha cat

@joe125ful

6 ай бұрын

@@Candycaneshalayleigh Lol:):) Unlucky.

@Cheepchipsable

5 ай бұрын

Balloon landings are rough at the best of times.

That cake survived the fall and still stayed in shape when she flicked it over? Man that's gotta be one dry cake.

@DeltaEchoGolf

6 ай бұрын

Probably stingy with the eggs?

@livinginvancouverbc2247

6 ай бұрын

It's from last years when they got 2-for-1 birthday cakes, from the frozen foods section, of the gas station, next to the carnival, that closed in the 80s.

@HD4lyfe

6 ай бұрын

Not to mention it was half eaten already 😆😆😆😆

@4ndyr0g3r50n

6 ай бұрын

Basically a giant biscuit

@dsxa918

6 ай бұрын

The importantest part was the skateboard not going in the water while man was doing the hokeypokey

The soccer referee's reaction made me smile 😊

@Blue_Dude821

5 ай бұрын

The what

@kotosqoposrly

5 ай бұрын

@@Blue_Dude821 Football, for the rest of us.

@kimberlysevastyanenko3798

5 ай бұрын

​@@kotosqoposrly It depends on where in the world you are. It's called soccer by some in the US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, South Africa to name a few.

That dog who took that prosthetic leg was funny as hell.

@ClyeRandom

5 ай бұрын

Who. Leg. You done took, bro?

1:56- I will never understand why people are surprised by a tree falling in the direction they notched and wedged it.

@Coolpopcorn19

6 ай бұрын

the tree actually didn't fall in the direction that they notched it. they did not leave enough holding wood, so when they pounded in their wedge the tree was able to spin 90 degrees and crash on the fence.

@DeltaEchoGolf

6 ай бұрын

If you look at where they cut. It was cut all away around. Pretty much hoping it will fall in a certain direction.

@MrYfrank14

6 ай бұрын

@Coolpopcorn19 - ok. You could argue that point. After the tree fell, you could see they cut it almost completely through with a horizontal cut in addition to the notch cut and the cut they put the wedge in . My point was that they were forcing the tree to fall in whatever direction it was leaning or had the most branches. Which was the side the fence was on. The horizontal cut is going to allow the tree to spin on the cut. So, it fell in the direction they notched it and wedged it.

@Coolpopcorn19

6 ай бұрын

@@MrYfrank14 Ah I see what you mean. Yeah... not the best plan on their part lol 😅

@SanderSA-ny3lh

6 ай бұрын

It's pretty cute that they believed they could push a 3000 kg treetrunk in a direction with two hands though. Aside from the fact that it's a fail-by-default system and they're dead if the trunk snaps off. I always did it with a pulley and a minimum of two people. Twice the force they can generate normally and they're way out of the way where the tree can snap or fall.

The elephants eating my phone! Probably thought it was an apple.

@carsonhunt4642

6 ай бұрын

Probably smelled fish from where she keeps it in her pocket 😲

@kimberlysevastyanenko3798

5 ай бұрын

Lol. Good one. 😂

0:57 Well, that's just plain stupid. You DON'T put an aquarium in a VR-room. Especially when you're swinging bats.

@kalebk9595

6 ай бұрын

Luckily it looks set up, I don't think there were fish in there

@callumee-s-awesomer

6 ай бұрын

@@kalebk9595 yas..set up

@jyesucevitz

2 ай бұрын

wasn't a vr room. she was playing in a hall.

Those girls spreading ashes on the beach straight up pulled a Big Lebowski 😎

I miss the days when things like alcohol and cigarettes weren't blurred in KZread videos. There's _no way_ kids will get curious about what's blurred out! Nope. If we don't see it, it doesn't exist! Gotta get that ad revenue!

@jeepliving1

6 ай бұрын

Prudes suck.

@carsonhunt4642

6 ай бұрын

Fr, the censoring ruins the videos.

@bullettoothtony.

6 ай бұрын

I didnt know they did that, thats just unbelievable..

@TonyEnglandUK

6 ай бұрын

@@carsonhunt4642 We need a reversal of all this. It's about time the people took charge once more.

@aslant9246

6 ай бұрын

17:04 is ridiculous

Aww how lovely of the ref! Such brilliant humour in red carding the kid and then sweetly carrying him back. Great to see!

Gas prices pain is real in that clip

@jordancambridge4106

6 ай бұрын

Back in 2006 I bought my older brother's friends gas for their cars and filled them to the brim and they then owed me a debt they could not repay. So I ended up getting free tickets to movie theaters because about 20 of my brothers friends worked at movie theaters so I got to see Batman The Dark Knight over 300 times in theaters and over 1000 other movies and free food and other stuff because I created a debt they could not repay. Sure it costed me $200 but it was worth it. So if you have a friend or older family member pay money for gas for them and create a debt they can not repay and you will gain slaves as well. I was busy that summer basically living in movie theaters.

@Matthew-wc6zm

6 ай бұрын

Thanks to Biden

@JohnDoeTheTroll

6 ай бұрын

@@jordancambridge4106 Today on things that didn't happen...

@Adam-M-

6 ай бұрын

​@Matthew-wc6zm Not really, the president doesn't influence gas prices as much as people think. At least in the short term. But the average person uses the President as a scapegoat because it's harder to explain the effects of the global market on crude oil prices.

@livinginvancouverbc2247

6 ай бұрын

@@jordancambridge4106 How does you're measly $200 become a debt that cannot be repaid? That's total BS. And you watched 1,300 movies, for free? Total BS. And are you saying you're still riding this debt-that-cannot-be-repaid since 2006? That's some supreme BS. You're a psycho to even think like that.

Pure, unfiltered, no annoying background dance music. Way to cool.

@NativeNewMexican

3 ай бұрын

Also no added commentary explaining what we're seeing to us as if we're wearing a blindfold.

@joshuamccutcheon

2 ай бұрын

Basically the main reason I watch FailArmy and not any other fail channels

That dog getting through the fence was not a fail. With grit and determination, it made it!

@jbwarner8626

6 ай бұрын

They told him to fetch that stick, and dammit, he was gonna do it 😁

@user-fh1oe2gv8f

6 ай бұрын

A fail for the owner. That muscled beast is freaking dangerous...

@leonbroom7602

3 ай бұрын

Heeere's Doggy!

The bravery of these people to share their fails with the world is commendable.

@MrProsperous89

22 күн бұрын

Why praise their failure? I do not understand you

"What is happening" "ma'am, there's a mouse in your fridge." listen, I do pest control, that's my favorite clip lol

@cantgetright742

6 ай бұрын

Ma’am your cooking is so bad the mouse is trying to escape

That rogue tire did like 12 thousand dollars worth of damage.

@livinginvancouverbc2247

6 ай бұрын

The video is probably from a couple of months ago when it was only $9,000 in damage.

@Bryan-hp2jg

6 ай бұрын

​@@livinginvancouverbc2247😂

@kimberlysevastyanenko3798

5 ай бұрын

​@@livinginvancouverbc2247 And since you made that comment it's now become 18k.

That kid on the superslide definitely had his mind made up halfway down. LMAO!!

17:48 I dont think I've ever seen a video where the skateboarder went in the water but the board didn't 😂

10:32 That elephant knows how to prank ‘em. Look at that side eyed smirk😂

@free4fire

5 ай бұрын

Honestly they're pretty damn lucky that that's all he did to them considering that was a male elephant in musth (as can be seen by the liquid being secreted at the side of his head), in that state they can super easily get extremely aggressive so being this close to one really isn't a smart move.

0:56 When virtual reality meets real life reality.

Best channel for these clips. No dumbass bobblehead talking, no obnoxious music. Just straight-up clips... Thanks man!

@ChewfattLoo

19 күн бұрын

油起价，不怕。怕米起价

@ChewfattLoo

19 күн бұрын

这个世界多美妙，能令人看了都不爱睡觉

@GordiansKnotHere

19 күн бұрын

@@ChewfattLoo I'm not to concerned about the rising price of rice... I'm more concerned about the price of everything rising...

@GordiansKnotHere

19 күн бұрын

@@ChewfattLoo Yes, the world is wonderful...

3:52 the front of that truck saved that guys life

@Tom-ok2rh

6 ай бұрын

Was wondering if the truck wasn’t parked in that exact spot could he have had a clearer view of the wheel headed his way but either way it was a stroke of luck it was where it was..

@devinpicard5299

6 ай бұрын

Doubt it, he was on his phone. The worlds biggest and most fatal distraction

6:43 i hope that raccoon was ok but that was hysterical

@GeneBurnett

4 ай бұрын

They are so smart, resourceful and sturdy. Little mini-bears really. That one was a Jedi. Took it in stride and got the hell out of there.

7:02 That ref is a damn fine person!

That wonderful soccer ref and the baby on the field getting a red card and a hug!!! What an amazing ref! 🥰🥰🥰

1:30 bet the marks in the carpet are still there lol

Dude at 16:51 literally looked like every character that's ever been injured in Family guy 😂

_10:41__ Found Michael Schofield's real life successor_

"You alright buddy?" *Picks self up and throws the whole chair in the lake* "Yup, just fine"

@annegraham6223

6 ай бұрын

I would probably do the same ha ha

Referee giving the child a "Red Card' was perfect.

I remember watching FailArmy Videos ever since like 2014

@DylanCam.

6 ай бұрын

Me too

@molly5917

6 ай бұрын

I remember watching this on TV

@DrSweetshaft

6 ай бұрын

Congrats?

@deerlord2363

6 ай бұрын

Same 👍

@TheRattyBiker

6 ай бұрын

Yeah... Still Americans trying to fk it up through daily life and being surprised 🤔🤔

Sheesh George Costanza. 2:36 She literally ran outside, leaving her child to fend for himself, yes? This isn't an airplane mask situation where you take care of yourself first. This is a situation where your child could be trapped under something. Would she have pushed people out of the way like George? We don't know, but I gotta say, after watching this, it is possible. Which is why we are watching it on FailArmy. The crazy thing is that she had to have posted it! Look at the earthquake everyone! Nope. We're looking at you.

Mother of the year, leaves her son when earth quake hits. Wow

1:44 Having lived in Vietnam since 1995, I am not surprised that there are always so many clips from that country. The driving is beyond shocking.

This channel is superb ! thank you fail army for never disappointing me !

1:11 his reaction is the funniest thing I've ever seen 😂

17:06 We can't even see beer now?

7:03 warms my heart and feeds my soul!

4:47- the people in the chairs are like " Wang hit the dishes, again".

@panicmosem5969

4 ай бұрын

Reminds me of home alone when everyone hit the statue in front of the house!!😂

3:41 I love it when people celebrate too early 😂

Playing VR baseball in a room with an aquarium. Some people are so incredibly dense, light bends around them.

13:34 "it knocked the wind outta me though" - _NO_ it didn't. If it did, you'd be still on the ground all panicky, desperately trying to breathe, as opposed to being up literally three seconds later talking normally.

@Anelipka

6 ай бұрын

I thought it meant she farted.

@babafo6788

Ай бұрын

​@@Anelipka ...aand that's an entirely different type of wind...

0:45 When you know the meat in your fridge is fresh.

The dog that stole the leg 😂 That got me 😂😂

0:31 OUCH!! it's like throwing a rock at someones head as hard as you can..

@soulraizor1

6 ай бұрын

This looks actually like he fractured his skull. Can end horrible.

@einienj3281

6 ай бұрын

@@soulraizor1 yup..

@jussikankinen9409

2 ай бұрын

Golf should be banned and land turn back to forest

@einienj3281

2 ай бұрын

@@jussikankinen9409 I'm ok with that!

2:06 Okay...that was funny! 🤣🤣🤣 6:52 That is too darn cute! Love the red card followed by a hug from the ref! 🥰 12:20 Is it wrong of me to hope that this disrespectful child was NOT okay? 😠

That last clip caught me off guard lmao. Usually it’s the other way around 😂

6:27 - Squirrel "Maccy Dees....my favourite!" 😜🐿🐿

The Elephant is eating my phone 😂🎉❤ 10:25

@david_melech

6 ай бұрын

He thought it was an Apple 🍎📲😝

I waited 17 hours for this and I don’t regret it

At 2:47 the fact that when earthquake happened the lady left her kid it just low

That earthquake video - poor kid got forgotten 😂

"Only in New York" is something only people in New York say 😂 Like...have you SEEN Florida!?

1:18 The Big Lebowski sendoff.

@djernie8085

6 ай бұрын

That was fucking funny 😂😂😂

The guy stealing the light pole on a bike .... I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@RadioactiveSherbet

6 ай бұрын

Not quite as extreme, but one time I did see a guy walking down the street in the middle of the night with an entire roadside sign. Definitely random.

@livinginvancouverbc2247

6 ай бұрын

It wasn't too bright.

@icarusbinns3156

6 ай бұрын

Saw a guy steal a Starbucks table top. Not the stand… just the top

17:57 No no no, the _skateboard_ is supposed to fall in the water

5:06 I had that job once. Zero training was offered beforehand. I ended up whacking the sign so hard it broke the white plastic behind the number area. Maybe I should have wet the plunger first. In case anyone else has that job, don't do what I did.

17:15 Mom and dad look so proud.

0:14 im never riding that slide again Love it😂

The ref with the red card and the kid was so adorable haha

Loved the plot twist of the last one. That was unexpected

I have a hard time getting over that some of these fails result in lifetime injury! funny but serious at the same time

That silly elephant at 10:30 🤣 “wait a minute, this isn’t food! YOU TRICKED MEH”

The core strength of the guy on the red bike is top notch.

15:02 where is the uncensored version? For science of course.

@imgonnatouchyouniceandslow

4 ай бұрын

Get off ph and get a job

1:00 they shouldn’t even be allowed to have a plant, rip fishy

"Dad, are these people stupid?" "No my dear, they're just really bad at living"

Your channel is the smile generator on the internet. I'm always leaving with a grin!

That polarized gator is a life saver!

3:38- you picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

Me when Taco Bell 13:41

10:13 Only in Sri lanka😂 The phone was picked up by the driver and Only screen was broken. The phone is still working.It's a good souvenir for the phone, because It is the one and only dwarf elephant in the world😂

You've gotta admit, some of these people in the fails are extremely talented. I'm sure some of these people in the wins have had their own fair share of fails. Respect to all those people, I could never do most of those things, win or fail.

0:16 noooo, I thought it was in the trunk!

That golf ball to the head! Jesus! Poor dude

2:28 Excellent parenting! Kept his cool and didn't take out the pain on his son.

@panicmosem5969

4 ай бұрын

It did cut off immediately, so.....

@shenkie2225

4 ай бұрын

@@panicmosem5969 True, but in that situation, if anything nasty is going to happen, it happens in a flash. Looks to me like the dude has a calm spirit, at least on that occasion. Kudos to him.

@futured.futuredify

3 ай бұрын

2:27

1:01 I hope those fish are okay 💀 people can be really really… not smart :)

@Hearts_forT8

5 ай бұрын

Fr as a fish owner i got kinda mad

0:55 bro is cooking the ceiling 💀

The crab made my day

Some of these people are so lucky to be alive. 2:01

I always watch your videos they so funny

3:23 i love if things sit somewhere for weeks and suddenly fall over, preferably in the middle of the night.

That’s the best and worst when you’re trying to get up and you can’t stop laughing.

The sad thing is that a lot of people would make that calculation 12:46

Thumbs down for the blur out part.

This video is a testament to the creator's talent and dedication.

5:18 couldn't stop laughing.

That lady must have needed her makeup in a hurry 😄

17:35 something is clogging your drain, so i'm preventing your house from flooding

7:23 bull comes in like "oh shit! What is it? What's chasing us?"

1:44 We Asian People Loves Drive Thru Also 🤣🤣🤣🤣

0:48 I would close the fridge door and just let them stay in there until it gets too cold to move and then remove it that way

@justaguy2961

6 ай бұрын

Thought you were talking about the kid locked in the cabin at first LOL

@sludge8506

6 ай бұрын

@@justaguy2961 “Close the fridge door.” Not too hard to understand, champ. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@SweetCandyDragon

6 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. It makes sense, but I guess not everyone knowz

@kelqueen9998

6 ай бұрын

It's not cold enough in the fridge for it to stop moving. It'll make itself a little nest of packaging and eat the food. Don't ask me how I know. 😉

@molly5917

6 ай бұрын

@@kelqueen9998 You can change the fridges temperature to make it colder

'In the basket with me' 🤣😍

The first clip.. that man stayed in control of that bike like a boss

10:50 don't worry bro, my dog don't bite.

@joe125ful

6 ай бұрын

Because its Not my dog:):)*

6:44 that can't have felt good for the racoon