Favorite clip?

@M3ANDER

2 ай бұрын

crash-test-dummy!

@Figen.E

2 ай бұрын

The guy with the kids toy stuck to his head 😂

@liquidmind

2 ай бұрын

what happened here? 0:48

@Thatfunnyguyonyoutube

2 ай бұрын

All of them 😄

@Thatfunnyguyonyoutube

2 ай бұрын

I saud all of them because I'm at qork now and can't watch your upload for another 8 hours 😔

“No one was harmed” 💀 right.

@ranbir3669

2 ай бұрын

Of course In Fail army no one gonna hurt ever..😅

@angelicamendezdelacruz9287

2 ай бұрын

2:17

@smithy2365

2 ай бұрын

Honestly remove the fucking tag from videos

@erikwebber6038

2 ай бұрын

That's right. No one at all 😶‍🌫️

@mtache4652

2 ай бұрын

KZread demonetizes it otherwise

@ 4:00 he says "that's why you wear your glasses" You know what else helps with safety? Not removing the guard on the angle grinder specifically designed to prevent the cutting disk from hitting you if it explodes like that one did.

@RealBradMiller

2 ай бұрын

Angle Grinder Roulette is fun though!!

@PattyPastrana-xi7lj

2 ай бұрын

I completely agree with your perspective!

@123123boobies

2 ай бұрын

Sometimes that guard is in the way and you gotta risk it

@lotharrenz4621

2 ай бұрын

or prevents you from getting your hand into the disc, or a rotating steel brush. ask me how I know.

@josephgermany7446

2 ай бұрын

@@123123boobies nope, if you're using a cutting disk that exceeds the size of the guard, then the disk you're trying to use isn't rated for the RPM of that grinder. Circumventing(removing the guard) is also an OSHA violation here in the states.

1:22 That dog knew what he was doing. He definitely does this with every package deliverer 😆

@MrYfrank14

2 ай бұрын

That was definitely a planned ambush. I read a story about a guy who was working at a house and he saw in the distance a man walking up the street. Between the house and road was a hedge. As the guy got closer, the dog watched him from behind the bush, or probably smelled him and heard him. As the guy got very close, the dog started moving with the guy and a little ahead of him. So the guy is on one side of the hedge and the dog on the other, and the guy can't see the dog. The dog stops and crouches at a hole in the hedge and when the guy reaches the hole, the dog jumps, sticks his head through the hole, and barks about 1" from the guy's face. Guy took off running. Dog went back to where he was to reset for the next person

@dr.robertbennett3452

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 Boo!!!

@mommy2libras

2 ай бұрын

That's a dog that believes everyone that comes to the house is coming specifically to see and pet him. He was just waiting for his pets.

@-kneenahh

2 ай бұрын

He was laying there

@zwhidbey

2 ай бұрын

I love how the guy was like so scared but the dogs just like ‘bro chill I’m not doing anything’ 😂

Oh god that guy stopping inside the water slide jumpstarted my claustrophobia.

@hensonlaura

2 ай бұрын

That was a living nightmare!

@jareds8729

2 ай бұрын

dont watch the paria diving disaster video. 5 guys got sucked into an oil pipe barely wider than the body with air pockets in complete darkness. some survived in it for 4 days with broken bones, no rescue attempt was even made. i wish i never watched it cuz it's bothered me for a month now

@isaiahgonzalez3213

2 ай бұрын

@@jareds8729what where was this

@TehButterflyEffect

2 ай бұрын

​​@@jareds8729That's only half the story, and yes rescue attempts were made A better example would be the water park on the East Coast (Adventure Kingdom?) That got shut down because like 4 people got stuck in a slide and drowned.

@tillyjames5180

2 ай бұрын

I know and i have bad vertigo on top of claustrophobia

5:29 The goat was 100% trolling this lady 😂

@JMUDoc

2 ай бұрын

I remember reading a story about a particular goat in one petting zoo that would pretend to get its head stuck so that people would give it attention!

@aarondavis8943

2 ай бұрын

What a goat.

@lanswyfte

2 ай бұрын

​@@JMUDoc I read about that one, too! 😂

@Molon_Labe1776

2 ай бұрын

There's a video of a dog doing the same thing. The firefighters were about to cut the fence when the dog just walks away.😅

@Lingeroni

2 ай бұрын

what even happened

Haven't people seen enough America's funniest videos to know you don't stand next to a pinata unless you're the one hitting it.

@guineapiglady2841

2 ай бұрын

THat dumb show needs to be off the air.

@malloryg4251

2 ай бұрын

Seriously! And the woman who was HOLDING THE PINATA??? WTF??

@RideAcrossTheRiver

2 ай бұрын

@@guineapiglady2841 Yeah cuz even dumber KZread is here to replace it and make it all dumb as sh|t

@Sithhy

2 ай бұрын

I mean, using common sense would be enough

@soulfulfool

2 ай бұрын

they just dont learn xD

4:33 The way the guy walked out and said "What the f*ck?" lol

@thejesse

2 ай бұрын

flop-flop-flop...

@_JoyceArt

2 ай бұрын

Especially the sound of his feet!

@joshuateoh8966

22 күн бұрын

Lol funniest vid for me as well

3:22 - _"Daddy's gonna be okay"._ Loved it.

"mom are you okay" - "no" 🤣 - 2:15

@KrakenIsland64

2 ай бұрын

*she's got this*

@ivaneames4354

2 ай бұрын

She said it herself so that was one where they definitely couldn't say no-one was harmed.

@nastybigJim

2 ай бұрын

It was cute when he realized the treadmill was still going and quickly stopped himself from falling.

@nubbythenoobking

2 ай бұрын

I LOVED THAT PART I WAS CRACKING UP@@nastybigJim

@WEMS20

2 ай бұрын

She's too fat to be trying that.

That doggo that jumped out scaring that delivery driver until he fell over in fear and broke stuff. Doggo just stopped and was looking like ‘my Mum’s gonna be mad at you for breaking that… that’s punishment enough.’

@ilovefountainpens2938

2 ай бұрын

I agree! Newfoundland dogs look like a bear-dog hybrid, so I get why the delivery driver was scared in addition to being startled.

@MrYfrank14

2 ай бұрын

You know the dog planned that ambush. He waited there all day

@user-uo5jo3lb8l

2 ай бұрын

Он просто хотел поздароваться )

That TSA agent was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Living for the crash test dummy outfit 🤣❤

@apurugganan

2 ай бұрын

It's missing the two dots ("eyes") but it worked well enough for his ex

@maolcogi

2 ай бұрын

@@apurugganan Pretty sure that was his daughter. The story is she was learning to drive, and he liked to make fun of her.

@ImInUrHd

2 ай бұрын

If he's playin', he's winnin'.

The UPS guy was likely on his lunch break. Even when you don’t catch anything, fishing is incredibly peaceful and relaxing. If he did catch something, he likely had a cooler of ice in his truck or lived close enough where he could drop it off in his fridge. From what I’ve heard, those trucks get incredibly hot, especially where they don’t have any a/c. Getting some fresh air outside with a peaceful and relaxing hobby is actually a genius idea imo.

@Tom-ok2rh

2 ай бұрын

Yes they do get hot. Those white tops are to allow light to get in to see but the trade off is they get very warm in the summer.

@Matt_H2O

2 ай бұрын

Awful lot of detail here. Are you the UPS guy? 🤔🤣

@carsonhunt4642

2 ай бұрын

Yea that’s not why. When you are a drive they force you to take a full lunch so they don’t get fined/sued. Every driver I know hates parking and wasting 30 mins of their life doing nothing. So he just found a good way to spend his “lunch”, instead of sitting in the truck in a parking lot doing nothing (we all eat while driving and hate parking to waste 30 mins of our life).

@BakaTaco

2 ай бұрын

Correction: Fishing is SUPPOSED to be peaceful and relaxing (bonus if you catch something). Don't fish with my mum, haha. It's hilarious, but the two of us fishing together does NOT allow for a relaxing experience.

@Redstoneprofi01

2 ай бұрын

@@Tom-ok2rh I thought those white tops are supposed to make it cooler inside because it reflects all the heat of the sun while black absorbs it all

"I'll just put this glass bottle on the floor like any other normal customer would. Yes sir this is standard behaviour while shopping."

@Cheepchipsable

2 ай бұрын

Yes, that was weird. Not like he was even getting his wallet or anything.

15:48 mark…creepy guy in doorway, then GONE!😂

@QuintenTheMad

2 ай бұрын

Yeah that was weird 😅

@caroldannenberg9778

Ай бұрын

I noticed that too.

15:30 That "Oh:" when the robot realized it's going to fall XD

@MrOpenGL

2 ай бұрын

It's a Nao robot, it's programmed to do this when it is falling. Also its arms move forward and it disables power to all the servos to protect them from damage!

@Lampe2020

2 ай бұрын

@@MrOpenGL Of course it's programmed like that (computers only do what you tell them to do if they can do it). But I still find it cute :)

@MrOpenGL

2 ай бұрын

@@Lampe2020 Yes but the cutest thing is that it's an embedded thing, it's in the firmware! Also Aldebaran (the makers of Nao) made it so the calibration routine looks like a human stretching, complete with realistic sounds (I work a lot with Nao)

13:50 He actually made a Wilhelm scream! xD

@Jeffozorus

2 ай бұрын

Omg this is sooo true !

@aarondavis8943

2 ай бұрын

We found Wilhelm!

@Saiyan96

2 ай бұрын

That chit wasn’t funny especially wasting that milk

@khimaros

2 ай бұрын

I’m cryin! 😂

1:24 - dog was like, I just wanted to say hi.

@dr.robertbennett3452

2 ай бұрын

Right! 😂😂😂

3:21 Now that’s true love. Nothing but genuine concern 😂

@Ismail_ibn_Ishaq

2 ай бұрын

"Daddy is going to be ok" Not after mommy is done with him.

@prakashagarwal2052

2 ай бұрын

That's a abusive relationship.

It's nice to see a TSA worker with a sense of humor! 🤣

You know we have a problem when we can’t even stand on a stepladder without falling over and destroying the entire ceiling.

@Cheepchipsable

2 ай бұрын

Looked like a false ceiling and he grabbed it to try and prevent himself falling.

5:53 the smoothest, carrying on like nothing ever happened, i've ever seen

12:23 That's simultaneously the funniest and most scary clip I have ever seen lmao

@greep77

2 ай бұрын

They say she's still running to this day 😆

@Coolraiden877

2 ай бұрын

Here’s a funny story about those birds I was at the beach that we were camping. We did not like it at all, but I was playing with the birds and they thought what I was throwing with food. One of them just pooped in my hand

The little girl that walked into the sign on the pavement was hilarious 😂😂😂

@metaljane666

2 ай бұрын

I had to rewatch that 5 times, I’m dying 😹

i love the ups worker fishing in his break

The dog that scared the delivery guy 😂😂😂

@AGENTMADDOX007

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 man SCARED OF DOG IN THE GARFIELD SHOW

06:08 the animal seems equally confused about where the fuck he just came from. LOL

7:50 nightmare fuel

@RaptorJesus.

2 ай бұрын

was literally about to type that, stuck in a tube, nope nope NOPE.

@lethargic_cow

2 ай бұрын

Couldn't breathe for a minute there...

@tdm_nicky5603

2 ай бұрын

Hey

@ikagura

2 ай бұрын

Source?

@TheMoreChargedMultiMonster

Ай бұрын

How it feels like to be stuck on a tube

16:49 do they not know how sparklers work

@adamb89

2 ай бұрын

And why did that guy just randomly knock all the cakes on the floor? He's like "NO I HATE CAKE" blaow

@shinigamiking69

2 ай бұрын

@@adamb89 He said NO THE CAKE IS GONNA BURN MUST KNOCK IT ON THE GROUND BEFORE IT BURNS

@loginvidea

2 ай бұрын

I was amazed, how can 6 adults almost burn a kitchen just with sparkles. What universe is that?

@shishinonaito

2 ай бұрын

​@@loginvidealmao

@MattHunX

2 ай бұрын

They'll be votin'! O_O

That goat had me dying

5:38 has me in TEARS XD Her face 💀💀

5:58 , "Well hello there!" LMAO

@Coolraiden877

2 ай бұрын

That is so true

@ZenWrap

2 ай бұрын

looked so cute too with those beady eyes

11:18 Hey look, it’s the new leaning Tower of Pisa.

1:22 that poor dog was so bewildered by this man's reaction to his bid for affection 😂

@Cheepchipsable

2 ай бұрын

Not a bid for affection, just coming over to check the guy out, probably without making a noise.

2:17 “Mommy you ok?” “no”. Had me on the floor wheezing

You play too much! The perfect ending 😂😂😂😂😂

4:00 That's why the grinder should have the guard mounted.

1:24 dog : what are you doing here!

0:08 jesus hell the amount of makeup left on a pipe lmao

That big dog running out was funny! He was like woh dude, chill! I just want to play!!

i dont think she knows what a crash test dummy is. homie committed to the bit.

@Avigailish

2 ай бұрын

The way she said it after a long silence. He.plays.too.much💅🏾

@ivaneames4354

2 ай бұрын

She should have been more upset that that's what he thinks of her driving ability. 😂

@Rickdeckard78872

2 ай бұрын

the way she said it sounded a lot like "no sex for the next 3 months baby"

@viperdemonz-jenkins

2 ай бұрын

she knows dude does play jokes alot.

@kotosqoposrly

2 ай бұрын

If I remember correctly, this is actually her father and he was giving her driving lessons.

7:16 RKO out of nowhere 💀

@MatthiasvTrigt

2 ай бұрын

WATCH OUT WATCH OUT

@DOOMANIME657

2 ай бұрын

And his name is jhon ceana​@@MatthiasvTrigt

@a3r1s.

Күн бұрын

It was almost funny… until you realize it’s a pitbull, but thankfully she wasn’t seriously harmed.

2:13 The most honest mother in the world

05:28 Goat: "Just kidding!" 🐐

@daniellecelenzo7091

2 ай бұрын

Kidded me for a full 15 minutes

3:47 What he really needs to do is to use Flex Paste.

@sirenknight8007

2 ай бұрын

If you have a toilet in the basement, flush it, then pull it. It’s a large direct drain in your floor. I’ve literally had this happen when a window well sump pump backed up. Edit, flex paste, spray may stop the leak, but not the water already there, great idea!

@amardemirovic2226

2 ай бұрын

@@sirenknight8007 Aye no problem after all.

11:34 "and the crowd goes wild!" legit laugh

12:27 , the beach bird: I SMELL BREAD AND CHEESE SANDWICHES, GET HER

@ 4:50 who is the absolute savage standing by the stairs that didn't even flinch when that thing exploded?

@shishinonaito

2 ай бұрын

The murderer who set that trap to kill that guy. Obviously

@dr.robertbennett3452

2 ай бұрын

@@shishinonaito☠️☠️☠️

@dr.robertbennett3452

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, pretty savage... just one little step back...

The two little girls in the bathroom cracked me up, harmless fun mom, great memories

1:13 - that's the kind of wall you get when you accept the cheapest builder's quote.

0:17 The nut shot was perfect but i'm impressed the dog actually hit the ball.

lol that adorable giant dog had me going

@illjustsitbackandwatch4121

2 ай бұрын

Me too

According to legend, Kevin's still revving it.

@Dukecitysharp

Ай бұрын

That dog wanted off that boat so mf bad😂

“No one was harmed” That nearly dead man: YEAH YOU THINK ?

This video compilation was by far the best one in a long time. I get the occasional chuckle from most, but sometimes not one at all.....largely because I don't think people falling over on icy or wet steps is funny one bit. The only slips on this video were when people weren't paying attention and the rest were pure gold. The poor bloke who lost the fishing rods, to the kid being bounced out the inflatable towed behind a boat, to the hang-glider who misjudged the walkway and the bride ending up a foot into the water when the pontoon bridge gave out, to the total destruction of the drones when they crashed and the woman being chased by the seagulls and another woman mixing peanut butter......but my favourite would have to be the crash test dummy. Having spent 12 months coaching my kids how to drive, I can totally relate and it got me googling local shops to see if I could find one! Fantastic effort. When things go wrong unexpectedly despite your best intentions - that is an ACTUAL fail. Slipping over randomly on a wet or icy step - that's an accident.....and trust me, no matter how hard you come down, it hurts. I broke my coccyx in a similar slip about 20 years ago and I STILL hurt in sympathy every time I see someone come down hard on their ass!

@Cheepchipsable

2 ай бұрын

Yes, people slipping on icy steps and smashing the base of their spine isn't funny.

the possum falling from the tree made me cackle xD poor little dude was flabbergasted

@TehButterflyEffect

2 ай бұрын

Pretty sure that was a sugar baby, not a possum.

@mommy2libras

2 ай бұрын

​@@TehButterflyEffect definitely not a possum. At least not the kind I've seen in the southeastern US.

@8-BitGoblin

2 ай бұрын

you're thinking of opossum @@mommy2libras, there is a difference. Possums look just like that.

The way that kid appeared got me rolling. 3:23

7:45 "The cat has shit in my TOYster" 😆

5:42 To be honest, I was not expecting that. That has got to be the best fail of the year so far

@mithmicchy3555

2 ай бұрын

yes it is, pulled the boy like its not his false

Imagine an absolute giant walking up to you and asking if they could pick you up, then getting offended and calling you rude for running away! 🤔

@kimberlyweaver1285

2 ай бұрын

I know. Poor little snake slithered back to his mama crying his little eyes out because a giant said he was rude. 😢

@Simon-xc5oy

2 ай бұрын

Imagine being an idiot and walking up to a black snake, and asking if they could pick you up, then getting bitten and dying of a poisonous snake bite ten minutes later...Honestly, what an IDIOT!!!!!! He was lucky it missed him.

@MYSTERYBLACKROSE

2 ай бұрын

​@kimberlyweaver1285 Uh, no? It has no idea what happened.

British bloopers are bloody best bloopers

@Mike-pd6np

2 ай бұрын

disagree

@FikuKromoUzuFajrovulpon

2 ай бұрын

I remember that time they voted to screw up their economy and throw away their rights in 2016, it was hilarious 🤣

@aka_angrygoose5809

2 ай бұрын

​@FikuKromoUzuFajrovulpon ah yes, another arm chair expert who knows absolutely zero about anything especially another countries politics and referendums

@FikuKromoUzuFajrovulpon

2 ай бұрын

@@aka_angrygoose5809 Ahh look, another Brexiteer in a huff at being scammed by millionaires who is choosing by their own will to crawl out from under a rock and let everyone know they were a victim of their own ignorance while also pretending they somehow know everything about a random person when all they see is a username in a language they probably don't even know which it even is let alone what it says. Please... do tell us all what my degree was in and when I studied it? I look forward to your response. 🤪

@paulbessell6154

2 ай бұрын

@@FikuKromoUzuFajrovulpon Well - I have to admit I wasn't expecting Brexit to be an issue on an American Failarmy video. Social media never fails to surprise me. :-)

15:47 ghost was spotted 😮😅

What a relieved moment of that dude at the first clip.

9:18 "CAN I PICK YOU UP, SR.? AAAAAH 😖 my godness 😇

@failarmy

2 ай бұрын

"Sir" lmao

@maxishinoda

2 ай бұрын

@@failarmy oh, yeah… my bad

@failarmy

2 ай бұрын

@@maxishinoda im not laughing at the typo, just the fact they addressed the snake as 'sir'.

@Simon-xc5oy

2 ай бұрын

Yes he is lucky , it could have told him to hiss off......

@nerfgodbigguy1405

2 ай бұрын

​@@Simon-xc5oypretty sure it did😂

0:43 Nishida having fun with the travelers in Maui😂😂😂

@user-nt6ji8yv2m

2 ай бұрын

what’s nishida

+ 3:50 FLEX SEAL!!!! Thats exactly what they showed in the commercial lmao

😂 the last one is way too good

12:45 Had a ruby throated hummingbird put its beak up my nostril one time! Craziest tickle ever!

u guys can see the makeup on the rod 0:07 😂

@failarmy

2 ай бұрын

nice catch!

7:50 I was legit scared for this man

2:12 "PS: You got this" PPS: No.

8:45 till 9:16 are the best ones for me 😂 the doggie scared and got backup 🤭

2:38 actual hell for autopilot cars.

@Silver_Swan_MK2

2 ай бұрын

I forgot this is from Philippine

7:39 hmmm yeah when a cats starts crapping in random places, they are telling you they are a house cat and want a cat litter. My cat wouldn't be here if she crapped in a place like that, but she was crapping all over the gaff and won. We ended up buying an expensive self cleaning litter and everyone is now happy.

@cakewalk4602

2 ай бұрын

i assume you had 0 knowledge about taking care of animals in general? i assume so cause it took you long enough to get an item which you should have done so when you started taking care of your pet instead of waiting till it was doing it elsewhere.

I swear the hardest thing for me to learn about flying a drone is to just let go of the sticks in a panic. It will just stop and hover..chill.

04:25 I like how nervous she is 🤣🤣

This video had me laughing and cringing at the same time. thank-you.

11:53 just flops over like a morning deuce

@absolutelyfailz4480

2 ай бұрын

kids: mom are you okay mom a few weeks or months or years later: no my diabetes kicked in goodbye kids

6:52 but he was so comfy there

15:47 for those who don't know: that's a snapping turtle they can bite you even if your behind them, there's a VERY VERY specific way to pick them up so they cant get you. so do be careful with these turtles , they have an incredibly long neck and can be surprisingly fast

7:17 that dog was on revenge mode😂

11:24 that one building said ‘IM STILL STADDIN!’

1:24 - you know the dog planned that ambush. Probably scares at least one person a day.

@dr.robertbennett3452

2 ай бұрын

Lolz... sure looked planned to me! 😂😂😂 Dog: Yes! Got another one!

That last one was a shot; basically the guy saying she's a horrible driver & he's already playing the part of the inevitable outcome.

0:19 That was pretty interesting! The sound the ball made colliding with more balls was SO genuine! :)

6:13 I must go now. My planet needs me.

@MrGamerX48

2 ай бұрын

😂😂

6:32 hahaha 😂 Surf’s up dude! 🏄🌊

So shocked and confused, he forgot to keep walking 2:14 😅😅😅

Kid: mommy you ok mom: no

2:53 Don't know why this reminded me of Robotnik in the first bonus stage of Sonic Spinball. Maybe it was the slipping backwards into the pool. 😂😂😂

Failures never looked this entertaining. Bravo!

The unknown prankster in the crash test dummy suit is a legend!

the brush in that girl's hair...so relatable...

0:48 WOW she got glass in her eye. I hope she is ok, I've never seen a windshield do that.

@MrYfrank14

2 ай бұрын

That is how they are designed. They can withstand an amazing amount of force, but if it stops the object at the last layer of glass, the glass shatters inside the vehicle. Still less damage tan whatever that was bounching around inside the car at 70MPH. Even a pebble can kill at that speed.

@Hephoof

2 ай бұрын

I have a hunch about this, but will probably be called wrong a lot. You can hear 2 pops right before the glass broke. It sounded like gunfire...

@MrYfrank14

2 ай бұрын

@@Hephoof - bullets will usually go through a windshield. But, a ricochet could bounce off like this. Do we know where this happened? If it is in a Democrat controlled city in the US, it was gunfire.

@Hephoof

2 ай бұрын

@@MrYfrank14 No idea where it happened, but it does look like it went through. If you pause it right before it switched to the inside view it looks like there is a hole on the upper portion of the glass that broke.

@_JulianC_

2 ай бұрын

you're correct, it was a gunshot. This happened in Oakland back in 2022 on highway I-580 due to a road rage incident @@Hephoof

Fails: making Mondays bearable since forever. 😂

@shishinonaito

2 ай бұрын

Surely you meant Wednesdays... Monday was two days ago

Cant stop watching the second clip.. flicks styled hair ensue the staged walk away *trying* to look glamorous.. smashes head on pole eminating a tone resembling a church bell being struck, leaving a perfect circle of foundation from her forehead lying where the impact occured. Oml 😂💀

The cat shitting in the toster took me

5:43 WoW this guy

The girl weight lifter held her breath - Holding your breath as you’re lifting weights can lead to a rapid increase in your blood pressure. In some cases, this can cause a hernia and in more extreme cases, you can even lose consciousness.