Terrible Geometry Dash Ideas

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Reading some of the amazing/hilarious posts on the Geometry Dash Fan Ideas Wiki. I hope all of them are added in 2.2
To prevent witch hunting I've decided not to post a link to the website. If you decide to check it out through Google, I kindly ask that you don't raid/spam the wiki. It's just a place where people can share their silly and creative ideas, and you shouldn't ruin that fun for them l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶i̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶
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  • @GDColon
    @GDColon4 жыл бұрын

    ok this video is blowing up so i'll just drop three things here: 1 - don't witch hunt, raid, or spam the website. they're just having some fun 2 - help spread the word about my gd website, gdbrowser.com 3 - here's a bonus clip from the video twitter.com/TheRealGDColon/status/1195549853386002432

  • @Firebreak_2

    @Firebreak_2

    4 жыл бұрын

    hi yes yeah i- i knew that

  • @zep-excpoint

    @zep-excpoint

    4 жыл бұрын

    what the fric

  • @0x6a09

    @0x6a09

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's realy terrible

  • @moyaiman6491

    @moyaiman6491

    4 жыл бұрын

    disliked bc 4th one

  • @thatonepalico1966

    @thatonepalico1966

    4 жыл бұрын

    I go WITCH HUNT

  • @DieGo-yx4hh
    @DieGo-yx4hh4 жыл бұрын

    Uno Reverse Card - Same as normal card, *but you gOING REVERSE*

  • @keroppi135

    @keroppi135

    4 жыл бұрын

    DOS - not same as normal card, But i dont know How The fuck i play

  • @praetor8611

    @praetor8611

    4 жыл бұрын

    seY

  • @adnmach

    @adnmach

    4 жыл бұрын

    @OLD劉浩浚 no actually XD, is just depend on the numbers and not in the colors xd. But is pretty boring

  • @suyunana

    @suyunana

    4 жыл бұрын

    666 likes- .o.

  • @gifted5460

    @gifted5460

    4 жыл бұрын

    drac estever

  • @JayAreGee
    @JayAreGee2 жыл бұрын

    Geometry Fan Ideas Wiki: Same as learning english, but you going reverse

  • @Taha632RMF

    @Taha632RMF

    2 жыл бұрын

    There are many great comments but this one is just too good

  • @pacifistichuman82649

    @pacifistichuman82649

    Жыл бұрын

    underrated

  • @foolyboi2640

    @foolyboi2640

    Жыл бұрын

    💀

  • @LightEnjoyers

    @LightEnjoyers

    Жыл бұрын

    *If you're reading this, kitsune colon is best colon*... If you're reading this, OcelTop is best kitsune.

  • @GGamerLiam

    @GGamerLiam

    Жыл бұрын

    @@LightEnjoyers you’re not even a kitsune

  • @SummerPineapple
    @SummerPineapple Жыл бұрын

    Are we not gonna talk about how the “Floating-Back” Portal actually looks pretty cool and made respectfully?

  • @MikhailPlaysRBLX

    @MikhailPlaysRBLX

    Жыл бұрын

    0:44 GD Colon says impossibly

  • @NIsForNick67

    @NIsForNick67

    11 ай бұрын

    it floats back

  • @fardmonkegaming

    @fardmonkegaming

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@NIsForNick67ok

  • @potionofautismorsomething411

    @potionofautismorsomething411

    11 ай бұрын

    I saw that portal in a fangame for Geometry Dash called Geometry Dash Genesis, made by a KZreadr named Uni Anims. It's possible the portal image originated from there. side note: the 20x speed portal at 2:33 is also seen in Geometry Dash Genesis.

  • @Alex_Diaz-Xul

    @Alex_Diaz-Xul

    8 ай бұрын

    Yea

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer Жыл бұрын

    Gotta love how they just completely ignore that the in-game speed portals stop at 4x speed and just start listing every whole number after 6

  • @dash-orb

    @dash-orb

    11 ай бұрын

    It going fast to 20x speed

  • @Vmaster007

    @Vmaster007

    8 ай бұрын

    I mean, 5x and 6x speed already existed in Mountain King

  • @Rickmonas90

    @Rickmonas90

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Vmaster007move trigger

  • @Vmaster007

    @Vmaster007

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Rickmonas90 I know that it used a move trigger, I'm not stupid.

  • @Someone-pw8dp

    @Someone-pw8dp

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@dash-orb it going fast to 30x speed

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii3 жыл бұрын

    "Geometry Dash" "Zheeometry Jash" this is it, folks comedy is now over

  • @localbedshitter1351

    @localbedshitter1351

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Z H E E O M E T R Y J A S H*

  • @crocizide6719

    @crocizide6719

    3 жыл бұрын

    Deometry Gash

  • @Blasterpaster

    @Blasterpaster

    3 жыл бұрын

    Triggerometry Dash

  • @weiyanwu3942

    @weiyanwu3942

    3 жыл бұрын

    Timestamp?

  • @kgratia4748

    @kgratia4748

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gchzhhheiomhehethrery dhashchshh

  • @GeoBlitzy
    @GeoBlitzy4 жыл бұрын

    Mfs be like “subway sucks” like bro you made the sandwich

  • @GDColon

    @GDColon

    4 жыл бұрын

    hey apple... SAWBLADE

  • @CopyTheVoidEntity

    @CopyTheVoidEntity

    4 жыл бұрын

    NOPE

  • @GeoBlitzy

    @GeoBlitzy

    4 жыл бұрын

    GD Colon Good one

  • @tseriously

    @tseriously

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey GeoBlitz

  • @AeroN0va

    @AeroN0va

    4 жыл бұрын

    You look bloody hehahahahe!!!

  • @goldacidanimations5247
    @goldacidanimations52474 ай бұрын

    8:11 It already exists, it's called High Detail Mode and is most often seen in featured levels

  • @retroboisawesome

    @retroboisawesome

    3 ай бұрын

    real

  • @SugarPopLauren
    @SugarPopLauren6 ай бұрын

    I just know for sure that the voice crack from 1:45 was out of absolute fear and disbelief.

  • @garry.b3162
    @garry.b31623 жыл бұрын

    "God demon." The most idiotic thing I have ever heard in my life.

  • @supernova4104

    @supernova4104

    3 жыл бұрын

    Garry .B WAIT

  • @blah8718

    @blah8718

    3 жыл бұрын

    "God Demon" made me confused

  • @rthree8102

    @rthree8102

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pacific demon

  • @sunsettheaters8434

    @sunsettheaters8434

    3 жыл бұрын

    Honestly it sounds like one of those roblox roleplay bios "Emma/God demon/DONT TOUCH MY HORNS OR TAIL/Bad girl/Queen of demons"

  • @TheRadElectric

    @TheRadElectric

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sunsettheaters8434 Roleplayers in Island Paradise: NOT SINGLE/hot babe/bad girl/half cow/half demon/bully/bullied/Katie

  • @dharrison89
    @dharrison893 жыл бұрын

    If you're ever feeling down, remember, it floats back.

  • @midnight2029

    @midnight2029

    3 жыл бұрын

    No, don't listen to him, you should really remember, it going fast to 69x speed

  • @andynilsennot4329

    @andynilsennot4329

    3 жыл бұрын

    No, your not going in like pause portal, but like that.

  • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa

    @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa

    3 жыл бұрын

    Throw a Partyt Å Igång!

  • @Nyankonomaly

    @Nyankonomaly

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well im going to go get Megan

  • @starlights3697

    @starlights3697

    3 жыл бұрын

    No remember, if you touch black orb you going up

  • @mateuszszulecki5206
    @mateuszszulecki52068 ай бұрын

    I love the implication that the people behind the GD cartoon had the balls to tack Lego branding onto it despite Lego themselves not even being involved in the production.

  • @dizzy_jump
    @dizzy_jump9 ай бұрын

    7:08 THE WAY HE PRONOUNCES THE TYPOS IS HYSTERICAL I LOVE THIS

  • @adieuing

    @adieuing

    3 ай бұрын

    true he makes an intense edit while he pronounces the "completeing"

  • @RealProtonPrompt

    @RealProtonPrompt

    15 күн бұрын

    Matt Ross got competition

  • @dizzy_jump

    @dizzy_jump

    15 күн бұрын

    @@RealProtonPrompt matt ross

  • @acrophobicmountainclimber7514
    @acrophobicmountainclimber75144 жыл бұрын

    Grammar is on point in these posts.

  • @fireytehspartan

    @fireytehspartan

    4 жыл бұрын

    ikr lmao

  • @fgrey-

    @fgrey-

    4 жыл бұрын

    👌

  • @azizesmati1219

    @azizesmati1219

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao XD How Does This Exist In Geometry

  • @azizesmati1219

    @azizesmati1219

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gg

  • @Xnoob545

    @Xnoob545

    4 жыл бұрын

    Grammar . r/technicallythetruth

  • @mrwaffles8150
    @mrwaffles81504 жыл бұрын

    2019: the internet 2359:geometry dash: the musical

  • @EthanTheGamer77

    @EthanTheGamer77

    4 жыл бұрын

    2579: Update 2.2

  • @HenlextheCube

    @HenlextheCube

    4 жыл бұрын

    3000:GEOMETRY DASH 2000.00

  • @ivanplays_games

    @ivanplays_games

    4 жыл бұрын

    2019 :Robtop is lazy 999999999999999999999 : update (dead.dead)

  • @MsPrickles

    @MsPrickles

    4 жыл бұрын

    That’s right I played this level Over and over again

  • @pizzapie5356

    @pizzapie5356

    4 жыл бұрын

    Update 2.3 coming in 26/12/3026 AD

  • @Djden005
    @Djden0057 ай бұрын

    Why is the “Just Shapes and Beats Event” actually a really cool concept?

  • @MaldivianDat1-

    @MaldivianDat1-

    7 ай бұрын

    Yup

  • @jasan9973
    @jasan9973 Жыл бұрын

    It feels kinda weird that I watched this video a couple years ago when I had nothing better to do despite not caring about GD in the slightest and now it gets recommended to me again and I immediately recognize the channel name as the guy who made the funny website that allows people to make funny shit with funny sound effects.

  • @cubebutpro298

    @cubebutpro298

    Жыл бұрын

    A

  • @noobyplayz2840
    @noobyplayz28403 жыл бұрын

    “Not going LIKE a pause portal but LIKE that”

  • @alyshaosier8352

    @alyshaosier8352

    3 жыл бұрын

    e

  • @funkergdandrobloxandmore4222

    @funkergdandrobloxandmore4222

    3 жыл бұрын

    am cringe😢

  • @gustiviy

    @gustiviy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@funkergdandrobloxandmore4222 ok

  • @timegun_

    @timegun_

    3 жыл бұрын

    “Yes but actually no”

  • @funkergdandrobloxandmore4222

    @funkergdandrobloxandmore4222

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bruh

  • @raadical2759
    @raadical27593 жыл бұрын

    New difficulty, robtob “easier than auto” how is that possible

  • @xexpaguette

    @xexpaguette

    3 жыл бұрын

    *It's auto and you can't die even if you spam click*

  • @SaxIsBetter

    @SaxIsBetter

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would think it would be harder then extreme demon-

  • @xexpaguette

    @xexpaguette

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Rainbow Eye Guy I didn't do anything inappropriate to make you call me that, and even then please don't call anyone a gachatard. Thank you.

  • @AstralSpectre

    @AstralSpectre

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Rainbow Eye Guy smh imagine calling someone who doesn't even make inappropriate gacha stuff a gachatard

  • @nil8659

    @nil8659

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Rainbow Eye Guy excuse me?!

  • @NickAndriadze
    @NickAndriadze Жыл бұрын

    You can hear him barely holding back from bursting in laughter, I love it.

  • @12bjorn34

    @12bjorn34

    4 ай бұрын

    I heard it too 😂

  • @vladimirfm9023
    @vladimirfm90239 ай бұрын

    4:30 those are actually some creative ways to obtain cubes

  • @gordier6787
    @gordier67873 жыл бұрын

    0:44 To be clear, “partyt Är lgång” is a song by bossfight

  • @Not_Sam17

    @Not_Sam17

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah that was: "Partyt R IGNG" *I think*

  • @ThiagosToons

    @ThiagosToons

    3 жыл бұрын

    Partyt Är Igång

  • @Reactivity760

    @Reactivity760

    3 жыл бұрын

    69 NICE

  • @Reactivity760

    @Reactivity760

    3 жыл бұрын

    I did not get the 69th like BUT I DID NOT LIKE IT TO GO TO 70

  • @gordier6787

    @gordier6787

    3 жыл бұрын

    -_-

  • @noxi.mp4
    @noxi.mp44 жыл бұрын

    Speed -x2 Same as x2 speed portal *bUt YoU gOiNg ReVeRsE*

  • @jarrett2211

    @jarrett2211

    4 жыл бұрын

    Speed x0. You literally stand there and do nothing.

  • @mistymysticsailboat

    @mistymysticsailboat

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jarrett2211 but you going nowhere

  • @d3rp5qu1d9

    @d3rp5qu1d9

    4 жыл бұрын

    AwesomeKiller8 that is actually a feature

  • @anduro7448

    @anduro7448

    4 жыл бұрын

    It going fast at -x2 speed

  • @nil8659

    @nil8659

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jarrett2211 basically loopomg a reverse trigger every millisecond.

  • @Bluetic_
    @Bluetic_3 ай бұрын

    0:33 it’s funny, because the UFO was originally going to be called the bird

  • @jamieking7585

    @jamieking7585

    2 ай бұрын

    It still is

  • @Bluetic_

    @Bluetic_

    Ай бұрын

    @@jamieking7585 in the game files

  • @Random-ahh_alien
    @Random-ahh_alien Жыл бұрын

    3:56 robtop actually kinda did this in 2.2

  • @grbr2006
    @grbr20064 жыл бұрын

    the reason why 2.2 is taking a long time to come out is because robtop saw this wiki and decided to make all these ideas real 2024 EDIT: well that was disappointing. 7 years, and no inbeentween demon or 20x speed portal! do better next time, robtop

  • @bkeating7228

    @bkeating7228

    Жыл бұрын

    it floats back

  • @grbr2006

    @grbr2006

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bkeating7228 Indeed

  • @UselessAccountt

    @UselessAccountt

    Жыл бұрын

    Can’t wait for the inbeentween demon!

  • @flyingduck91

    @flyingduck91

    Жыл бұрын

    the events thing is a real 2.2 feature so...

  • @thatonedumbe

    @thatonedumbe

    Жыл бұрын

    So they are gonna ad 100.0 version there

  • @epicgamerchannel6230
    @epicgamerchannel62303 жыл бұрын

    2:59 for a second i thought he would go through the whole greek alphabet

  • @tomnook2612

    @tomnook2612

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @torreka1813

    @torreka1813

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @red.animations

    @red.animations

    3 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @tammid8423

    @tammid8423

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @tammid8423

    @tammid8423

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @GDPermanent
    @GDPermanent Жыл бұрын

    it is actually pretty surprising that the wiki still exists, it seems like everyone there was underaged. i checked the wiki and it's much higher quality than it used to be. i've been to the old wiki before

  • @MONOCHROMEZ
    @MONOCHROMEZ2 ай бұрын

    5:02 *"THE MIND CORRUPTED BOSS. HE DESTROYS ALL GAMES AND INTERNET WHEN YOU CRASHED."* ... "Goodbye! :D"

  • @normal_randomperson
    @normal_randomperson4 жыл бұрын

    "God Demon" ILLUSION 100

  • @knuti27

    @knuti27

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes same with SEA's ( (^: ) "Divine Demon"

  • @_-_-Sipita-_-_

    @_-_-Sipita-_-_

    4 жыл бұрын

    I died of laughter af those demons pics with 100 horns XD

  • @adamfra64

    @adamfra64

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@_-_-Sipita-_-_ "Now, what to do for the icon on the new demon?" "Make it slightly darker and add another stick." "Perfect." **Publishing steamapps/common/Geometry Dash/versions/3.14579...**

  • @corinneahrend1397

    @corinneahrend1397

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @bluthemeth

    @bluthemeth

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@adamfra64 🥧 🍰

  • @annrodriguez2209
    @annrodriguez22093 жыл бұрын

    "Floating Back, it floats back" Me: **dying**

  • @cameronvoller4680

    @cameronvoller4680

    3 жыл бұрын

    no

  • @MeNotTadget

    @MeNotTadget

    3 жыл бұрын

    2:39

  • @mario-xz8fl

    @mario-xz8fl

    3 жыл бұрын

    It going fast to 10× speed though

  • @astralthenb
    @astralthenb10 ай бұрын

    1:16 annihilate is actually such a good soundtrack ong

  • @bea.anim8
    @bea.anim8 Жыл бұрын

    3:25 close enough, should have been a cease and desist letter from lego

  • @777omen

    @777omen

    Жыл бұрын

    He really had to add this line, didn't he ?

  • @bea.anim8

    @bea.anim8

    Жыл бұрын

    @@777omen yes I did

  • @Jovian_Man

    @Jovian_Man

    10 ай бұрын

    No. The creator got a copyright strike, cease and desist letter and DMCA takedown from the Lego company because it copyright infringement violation so creators rename the GD series themselves so they wouldn’t infringe copyright from Lego company.

  • @tuuns_
    @tuuns_4 жыл бұрын

    i hate myself for snickering when he said “balls.” i am gods mistake

  • @TheGamingTeam101Tgt101

    @TheGamingTeam101Tgt101

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tuuns 😂 dame tho

  • @DullFool

    @DullFool

    4 жыл бұрын

    *B A L L S*

  • @waterPsychiatrist

    @waterPsychiatrist

    4 жыл бұрын

    Are you 7 or something?

  • @tuuns_

    @tuuns_

    4 жыл бұрын

    Potato_Spirit actually i’m 15 but i have the sense of humor of a 7 year old

  • @thestatic

    @thestatic

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tuuns_ relatable

  • @pizzachu2281
    @pizzachu22814 жыл бұрын

    Lesson learned: don't let kids under 10 run anything on their own Edit after 3 years: oh my god stop telling randoms on the internet how old you are

  • @spencerstudt2737

    @spencerstudt2737

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't think kids over 10 are capable of running anything on their own either

  • @DiversionG

    @DiversionG

    4 жыл бұрын

    Under 12*

  • @DarkTophatiusSkeletius

    @DarkTophatiusSkeletius

    4 жыл бұрын

    im 10 lol

  • @themandel2017

    @themandel2017

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@spencerstudt2737 For some dumb reason I did it when I was 7. As in art and a discord server. This is.. 4 years later!!

  • @LSqre

    @LSqre

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tip: don't publicly announce if you're under 13 it's all going to be negative

  • @Kev055
    @Kev0553 ай бұрын

    the fact that green gravity and black orb is actually canon now

  • @MutDr1ft
    @MutDr1ft3 ай бұрын

    The fact some of these ideas came in the game

  • @greenkingfisher
    @greenkingfisher4 жыл бұрын

    The English in my head: *Normal English* The English I speak: "It verticals and you're not going like in pause portal, but like that"

  • @astrumleaf

    @astrumleaf

    2 жыл бұрын

    IM DYING

  • @bluthemeth

    @bluthemeth

    2 жыл бұрын

    Your brain when you try to understand what you just said: “Floating back: It floats back”

  • @sutamitas4891
    @sutamitas48914 жыл бұрын

    *"hard demon"* *"harder demon"* theres always a bigger fish

  • @Epsi_Cron

    @Epsi_Cron

    4 жыл бұрын

    Master Demon: Are you sure about that?

  • @dudareis6948

    @dudareis6948

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hi GLaDOS! Sorry for killing you. The cake wasn't good anyway.

  • @teraspeXt

    @teraspeXt

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dudareis6948 See their username?

  • @dudareis6948

    @dudareis6948

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@teraspeXt Yes? See their profile picture?

  • @littlevoidboi2111

    @littlevoidboi2111

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is underrated

  • @Yourmamaamilf
    @Yourmamaamilf9 ай бұрын

    The clip of josh shouting Megan actually threw me so hard I am dying rn

  • @shou_gana1
    @shou_gana12 жыл бұрын

    It feels like an AI made this entire wiki I seriously can't believe that these are actual people writing these things

  • @thatonedumbe

    @thatonedumbe

    Жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @corvidcorax

    @corvidcorax

    Жыл бұрын

    There's nothing surprising about this. Just a bunch of adolescent minds going nuts with their imagination.

  • @invalid_user_handle

    @invalid_user_handle

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't think you could find a single person who wrote something on that wiki above the age of 12 at most. That's probably to blame for it.

  • @corvidcorax

    @corvidcorax

    Жыл бұрын

    @@invalid_user_handle I think 12 is a bit of a stretch. I'd say 9 at most.

  • @TheIndispensableOpposition

    @TheIndispensableOpposition

    Жыл бұрын

    An AI would do a much better job of selling this convincingly ngl

  • @seangiglio
    @seangiglio4 жыл бұрын

    3:14 I’m pretty sure we found the most obsessed Geometry Dash fan ever

  • @BubbleBFDI

    @BubbleBFDI

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bruh

  • @imaginehavingarealname2233

    @imaginehavingarealname2233

    4 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @rodrix555

    @rodrix555

    4 жыл бұрын

    But is CRINGE af

  • @kasimhanif3478

    @kasimhanif3478

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hello

  • @dissmo706

    @dissmo706

    3 жыл бұрын

    Battle cats

  • @JayAreGee
    @JayAreGee Жыл бұрын

    When you're enjoying your weekend and remember it going fast to 20x speed

  • @IanEatsDirtAndStuff
    @IanEatsDirtAndStuff Жыл бұрын

    "It floats back" fills me with serotonin, amusement, loric, and ponnish.

  • @devzy793
    @devzy7933 жыл бұрын

    Adding 30 demon types seems like a very good idea, especially when the final demon is just the Auto Logo

  • @gunk3407

    @gunk3407

    2 жыл бұрын

    hi am auto demon! JAJAJAJAJA JUST KIDDING I AM EXTREM TO THE 20781 POWER AND I AM GOING TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERY LIKE MISSOURI

  • @gunk3407

    @gunk3407

    2 жыл бұрын

    I WAS THE FIRST DEMON TO MAKE MISSOURI TURN INTO MISERY!! JAJAJAJA YOU NOOB!

  • @Emi-jb7bn

    @Emi-jb7bn

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gunk3407 bruh

  • @QuesoChoso

    @QuesoChoso

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gunk3407 what the f*** did I just read

  • @gunk3407

    @gunk3407

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@QuesoChoso MISSOURI MISERY AAJAJAAJAJAAJ I AM EXTREM TO THE 20781 POWER DEMON IA WON

  • @testtester8492
    @testtester84923 жыл бұрын

    5:55 Ah yes, the elusive cheetah, known for its extraordinary ability to jump to extreme heights

  • @johnonthephone5625

    @johnonthephone5625

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tbf spiders don’t teleport up and down

  • @achromaticism

    @achromaticism

    3 жыл бұрын

    not as rare a find as the caracal though. caracals are thought to be able to reach speeds unmatched by any other creature in the animal kingdom

  • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa

    @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa

    3 жыл бұрын

    Spiders

  • @JimmehRulez

    @JimmehRulez

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@achromaticism floppa!

  • @resonantVoid

    @resonantVoid

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@johnonthephone5625 imagine

  • @maxybg
    @maxybg9 күн бұрын

    3:49 this is actually a pretty cool idea for a gimmick

  • @MegaLeatherOfficial
    @MegaLeatherOfficial Жыл бұрын

    7:47 This one is a very interesting idea, i like it!

  • @Snakicus123
    @Snakicus1233 жыл бұрын

    "Update 100.0: Releases in 2055!" RobTop: *Are you kidding me? That's insultingly low!*

  • @GivIzzyLuv

    @GivIzzyLuv

    3 жыл бұрын

    release date: 3186

  • @itsdalion6612

    @itsdalion6612

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@GivIzzyLuv my guess is somewhere around 4201

  • @Crystalizer66

    @Crystalizer66

    3 жыл бұрын

    THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS.

  • @MeNotTadget

    @MeNotTadget

    3 жыл бұрын

    GUYS IT WILL RELEASE IN 9999999!!!!

  • @blastoise892

    @blastoise892

    3 жыл бұрын

    ITS OVER 9 THOUSAND

  • @ester7707
    @ester77073 жыл бұрын

    "So how many horns you want to your demon?" *"Yes."*

  • @podboy1531

    @podboy1531

    Жыл бұрын

    1 year no replys? Ima ruin that homie

  • @manuelalves2139

    @manuelalves2139

    Жыл бұрын

    @@podboy1531 ima a joke to u

  • @inksterdoodles11

    @inksterdoodles11

    Жыл бұрын

    them demons are very hor- im sorry

  • @hola-xp3xx

    @hola-xp3xx

    Жыл бұрын

    294,please

  • @lean2260

    @lean2260

    Жыл бұрын

    give em wings

  • @antwan2205
    @antwan22059 ай бұрын

    If you win an entire level in practice mode without dying, the game should automatically count it as a win.

  • @bluthemeth
    @bluthemeth2 жыл бұрын

    4:53 "Geometry Dash 3.2: January 23rd 2030" 7:56 "Update 100.0: Release date: May 15th, 2055" Looks like someone really underestimated the time it takes for updates.

  • @massivecowbreakout7555

    @massivecowbreakout7555

    2 жыл бұрын

    Update 100, coming to you the summer of 8739

  • @youraveragemobileundertale2371

    @youraveragemobileundertale2371

    2 жыл бұрын

    Update 100,000,000, coming to you the winter of 37288201!

  • @bluthemeth

    @bluthemeth

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@youraveragemobileundertale2371 nah thats too fast

  • @Medumamus

    @Medumamus

    2 жыл бұрын

    Update 10^99 coming to you in the year 9999999999999999^999999999

  • @thecpg980

    @thecpg980

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Medumamus also too fast

  • @bricklander
    @bricklander4 жыл бұрын

    "Geometry Dash XL" gd 3DS XL when

  • @qwqmaple

    @qwqmaple

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gd Switch Lite

  • @karlkewbz

    @karlkewbz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nah. How about NEW GD 3DS XL!

  • @Silent_YES

    @Silent_YES

    4 жыл бұрын

    New GD 2DS XL 2019

  • @shou_gana1

    @shou_gana1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lets get the Geometry Switch

  • @gdajay9312

    @gdajay9312

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why do I own a new Nintendo 3ds xl.

  • @adamixziober
    @adamixziober9 ай бұрын

    "Contents: balls" 💀

  • @YoniBalony
    @YoniBalony3 ай бұрын

    So, I actually cared enough to read through the entire geometry dash show thing and it was kind of interesting. There was a section called lost episode and one lost episode was a colon juniper ship. 💀💀💀

  • @retrospectiveman2444
    @retrospectiveman24444 жыл бұрын

    "Not vaccinating my kids will not cause problems." The kid 8 years later:

  • @jailbreaklover737

    @jailbreaklover737

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nobody-qk4xu

    @Nobody-qk4xu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Assuming they'd be alive for that long

  • @rimiandshirsho8506

    @rimiandshirsho8506

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jailbreaklover737 how

  • @zaucified7129

    @zaucified7129

    3 жыл бұрын

    Three, take it or leave it

  • @fu3k_blaze561

    @fu3k_blaze561

    3 жыл бұрын

    T H R E E

  • @kingklasherz4834
    @kingklasherz48344 жыл бұрын

    Triple Portal: Works as the dual portal, but there are 3 icons. Community: *Facepalms Quadruple Portal: Hold my beer.

  • @knuti27

    @knuti27

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hexdecuple portal : Same as Double, Triple, Quadruple and Quintuple portal but making gameplay with it without two of the sixteen icons going the same way is propably impossible

  • @Neptune_K8

    @Neptune_K8

    2 жыл бұрын

    Impossible Game 2: ...

  • @Blizzard_467

    @Blizzard_467

    6 ай бұрын

    Mulpan gonna kill himself

  • @aichamjidila3429
    @aichamjidila34298 ай бұрын

    Idea: The Speed Orb is an orb that if you click it it will react as an normal orb but it will change ur speed by it's colour, The Slow Orb works the opposite

  • @Iccicciccicc
    @Iccicciccicc11 ай бұрын

    Update 2.2 About 500 new icons and alot of new gauntlets and 5 more shards. New gamemode: Swingcopter Gamemode is seen in the level: Explorers The map: I don't know how it works yet New orbs: Reverse yellow orb: Same as the normal one, but you go the opposite way Reverse pink orb: Same as the normal one, but you go the opposite way Reverse blue orb: Same as the normal one, but you go the opposite way Reverse green orb: Same as the normal one, but you go the opposite way Reverse red orb: Same as the normal one, but you go the opposite way Spider orb: Same as black orb, but you change gravity Arena / Pvp: Racing another player in a level, but you can't see the other player/s. First one to complete it wins! New jump pad: Spider jump pad: Same as spider orb, but its a pad.

  • @bobthesnake9844
    @bobthesnake98444 жыл бұрын

    Scratch: I have the spookiest shop "Harold": hold my beer

  • @FakestLoogi

    @FakestLoogi

    4 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on the heart Bob

  • @michacebulak5350

    @michacebulak5350

    4 жыл бұрын

    Geometry Canyon forever.

  • @FakestLoogi

    @FakestLoogi

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@michacebulak5350 ah yes

  • @cleck_

    @cleck_

    4 жыл бұрын

    NOOOOOOO

  • @nicotyne8383

    @nicotyne8383

    4 жыл бұрын

    Harold is a great name for a demon

  • @irtouk
    @irtouk4 жыл бұрын

    4:18 “He is speaking the language of gods.” Edit: Bruh I forgot I made this comment, but I got a bunch of likes so that’s cool.

  • @TheGargantuanLeviathan

    @TheGargantuanLeviathan

    4 жыл бұрын

    7:46

  • @777omen

    @777omen

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheGargantuanLeviathan Joke page

  • @amandarathmell7052
    @amandarathmell70522 ай бұрын

    2.3 features: 1. The time machine: this can teleport you to differnt updates of any time 2: fantasies : 10 super long xl levels each has a different theme 3. Monthly levels: just like the daily and weekly but expect one new level comes every month 4. Annually 1 new level comes every event that happens 5. Worlds: gaunlets but harder and longer 6. V2 gaunlet after you beat 5 levels in 1 gaunlet you can open a harder version of the gaunlet but each one is protected by something and you have to get an amount of something to pass. Those are 6 different features that i think should be in 2.3

  • @BenSchappacher
    @BenSchappacher6 ай бұрын

    New difficulty: 2.2 The level takes over 6 years to complete

  • @Chlebak
    @Chlebak3 жыл бұрын

    4:00 "Photo editing is my pashion"

  • @The.12D

    @The.12D

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why does this have 200 likes but no comments

  • @AceTechn0

    @AceTechn0

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@The.12D I have no idea lol

  • @classyvortex6918

    @classyvortex6918

    3 жыл бұрын

    *passion

  • @AceTechn0

    @AceTechn0

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@classyvortex6918 THE SPELLING MISTAKE WAS INTENTIONAL YA DUMBO

  • @gapplssb

    @gapplssb

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@AceTechn0 no i don't think so And if it was it wasnt funny

  • @Vovosch.
    @Vovosch.4 жыл бұрын

    No one: Literally no one: GD Ideas wiki: G O D D E M O N

  • @How_do_it_do

    @How_do_it_do

    4 жыл бұрын

    the god killers legendary exterminator of universes.......demon

  • @actualcube5349

    @actualcube5349

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jokes on you idea makers. Words God and Demon cant fit in one Word they are different

  • @elitedefender4315

    @elitedefender4315

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@actualcube5349 Your Sleep Paralysis Demon

  • @skorzamusic4790

    @skorzamusic4790

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@actualcube5349 r/woooosh

  • @arekrekas213

    @arekrekas213

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@skorzamusic4790 there is no fucking joke you moron

  • @M1K3Offical
    @M1K3Offical Жыл бұрын

    1:17 the song Annihilate is a real song it’s in Just Shapes and Beats the second to last bossfight Milky Ways is also in Just Shapes and Beats

  • @IdioticRandmz1421
    @IdioticRandmz1421 Жыл бұрын

    Im glad that the reversed orbs are actually a thing.

  • @andorrra
    @andorrra4 жыл бұрын

    "New super ultra extreme extraordinary augmented epic legendary" just like starts of too similar to "New crispy pretzel chicken fries at burger king"

  • @GDColon

    @GDColon

    4 жыл бұрын

    I KNOW RIGHT I really wanted to reference it but I felt like not many people would get it, and it would just come off as weird

  • @yellowmarkers

    @yellowmarkers

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey, i made that >:( but glad you liked it

  • @tensixtyoclock

    @tensixtyoclock

    Жыл бұрын

    & knuckles

  • @friendsheeep
    @friendsheeep4 жыл бұрын

    Dev orb: everytime someone uses it, the update takes 1 year longer

  • @luiswongaguirre9135

    @luiswongaguirre9135

    4 жыл бұрын

    Robtop used it twice

  • @nyxxic4550

    @nyxxic4550

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@luiswongaguirre9135 No he used it 3 times

  • @DontLookAtMyDesc
    @DontLookAtMyDesc10 ай бұрын

    1:37 I died when it said “balls” 😂

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii9 ай бұрын

    "New difficulty robtop (easier than auto)" holy shit that's clever actually

  • @archivechannel5463
    @archivechannel54633 жыл бұрын

    The first episode of Lego Copyrighted Geometry Dash is actually pretty good ngl

  • @latiiyoutube6468

    @latiiyoutube6468

    2 жыл бұрын

    ikr

  • @jebiwonzontop

    @jebiwonzontop

    9 ай бұрын

    glad i'm not the only one who paused to read it

  • @naattxxnaattxx7055

    @naattxxnaattxx7055

    3 ай бұрын

    I know i'm late but what happens after that? I genuenly want to know if they kept this series going

  • @Flaaroni
    @Flaaroni4 жыл бұрын

    GD + JSaB would be epic ngl

  • @KeonK1_

    @KeonK1_

    4 жыл бұрын

    When is the contest being shown?

  • @lordmikey6666

    @lordmikey6666

    4 жыл бұрын

    God damn it, how are you so quick to these?

  • @alanhasmemes

    @alanhasmemes

    4 жыл бұрын

    cringe

  • @MR_3001

    @MR_3001

    4 жыл бұрын

    alanhasmemes I don’t think so

  • @axolotl2959

    @axolotl2959

    4 жыл бұрын

    When RobTop adds platformer mode we could copy almost the whole game

  • @BushyBushyy
    @BushyBushyy10 ай бұрын

    Imagine robtop makes an April fools with the stupidest requests! Would be legendary 🤣

  • @alexisavendanio
    @alexisavendanioАй бұрын

    the jsab event actually sounds like a good idea tbh

  • @zir0nic
    @zir0nic4 жыл бұрын

    3:12 so we just not gon talk about the monstrosity at the bottom of the second column

  • @xryeau_1760

    @xryeau_1760

    4 жыл бұрын

    No, we will not

  • @icevanish4320

    @icevanish4320

    4 жыл бұрын

    what about the one at the bottom of the fourth?

  • @d3rp5qu1d9

    @d3rp5qu1d9

    4 жыл бұрын

    GD K3 how about the 2nd from the top at the top left

  • @luiswongaguirre9135

    @luiswongaguirre9135

    4 жыл бұрын

    And the 3rd from the fourth column

  • @dontlosey0urhead803

    @dontlosey0urhead803

    4 жыл бұрын

    The second on the fifth colomn

  • @insertedgycoolname6884
    @insertedgycoolname68844 жыл бұрын

    random fact: at 3:09 when the guy shows pictures he literraly just stole a tenor gif and screenshotted every frame.

  • @sauceboitest_monster_1srev650

    @sauceboitest_monster_1srev650

    3 жыл бұрын

    that’s why the one between harder and insane is jsut a mix of harder and insane

  • @GyroScopeGD

    @GyroScopeGD

    Жыл бұрын

    Look at the ones between insane and demon

  • @OfcourseJimmy000

    @OfcourseJimmy000

    Жыл бұрын

    @@GyroScopeGD god no, nightmare fuel

  • @moisespayares7434

    @moisespayares7434

    Жыл бұрын

    Peasy, easy amateur

  • @moisespayares7434

    @moisespayares7434

    Жыл бұрын

    Medium , moderate, hard, harder ,insane, extreme, impossible, silent, troll, alpha, beta, gamma, expert, master

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 Жыл бұрын

    Ngl those first three loading messages that were shown were actually pretty good I like "Not educational" especially because everytime I tell someone I play Geometry Dash, they automatically assume it's a Math Game

  • @JetSetDman
    @JetSetDman4 ай бұрын

    I actually do kinda like the idea of the player's icon occasionally sliding by on the title screen and giving you an achievement for hitting it, that's a sorta charming idea

  • @889.
    @889.3 жыл бұрын

    Therapist: Voice crack Colon isn't real, it can't hurt you. Voice crack Colon: 1:47

  • @SnipersAreDaBestrobloxPlayz

    @SnipersAreDaBestrobloxPlayz

    3 жыл бұрын

    i ahve tooken a screen shot xD

  • @thefudgecake1626

    @thefudgecake1626

    3 жыл бұрын

    go look at his gd stories in a nutshell

  • @889.

    @889.

    2 жыл бұрын

    hello me

  • @fionagabell9851

    @fionagabell9851

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SnipersAreDaBestrobloxPlayz screen shot?

  • @aggan1102

    @aggan1102

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BuildingPO_TV That's what she said

  • @blazefromhoenn
    @blazefromhoenn3 жыл бұрын

    When the narrator of a video talks really slow: *It going fast to x2 speed*

  • @MeNotTadget

    @MeNotTadget

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Spooky The Stickmin to 300x speed

  • @Who4sked

    @Who4sked

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MeNotTadget lol

  • @Nyankonomaly

    @Nyankonomaly

    3 жыл бұрын

    It going fast to 69 apeed

  • @eddienjjahatifheredia1661

    @eddienjjahatifheredia1661

    2 жыл бұрын

    it going fast to 6876843478846364123684326476264786487247476467814624762644661248463843628474629466974748644664623984738746346216364327486486324719658765765232566567566565656931656452645862598765256967953785626279426779326479761349726347916247986274024747036140236404263428078346746464683487604876032572115436024364364132046478768274668704863244061623823477734777913272414770123477234078243x speed

  • @EthanTheGamer77

    @EthanTheGamer77

    2 жыл бұрын

    When a clickbaity youtuber talks really fast it going slow to 0.5x speed

  • @VEAU_music
    @VEAU_music4 ай бұрын

    I love how most of the decent ideas actually made it into 2.2

  • @trollsansofficial
    @trollsansofficial2 ай бұрын

    Remember the following: you going reverse It floats back Zheeometry jash The speed is a funtioh that afect the speed of the player If you tap, switch to second thing Left click on those dots Left click up and down

  • @officialvisaural
    @officialvisaural6 ай бұрын

    V2 mode? >

  • @liketocodev
    @liketocodev2 жыл бұрын

    i like how in this universe rob went insane and made as much content as possible and creating a literal computer virus that deletes your wifi but can barely make any grounds and backgrounds

  • @originaluseername

    @originaluseername

    10 ай бұрын

    “went insane” no one told you this was the 1700s where you can be as inaccurate about mental illnesses as you want dude

  • @liketocodev

    @liketocodev

    10 ай бұрын

    @@originaluseername i dont mean insane as in mentally

  • @witherkilleryeh

    @witherkilleryeh

    4 ай бұрын

    @@liketocodevphysically insane??

  • @notrainbowdash3972
    @notrainbowdash39723 жыл бұрын

    just shapes and dash - your gd icon fighting jsab characters 7:45 turn on captions

  • @Cubic_l.l

    @Cubic_l.l

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Just there were fun with the quest new weapon Junko f Wacken new wet dock"

  • @nohintshere

    @nohintshere

    3 жыл бұрын

    when it said "new weapon Junko" I felt that ✊😔

  • @astrumleaf

    @astrumleaf

    2 жыл бұрын

    oh god not again

  • @yerryindrajaya2986

    @yerryindrajaya2986

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fu

  • @FunnyCraftSheep
    @FunnyCraftSheep10 ай бұрын

    This was actually such an awesome video, I always come back to it.

  • @ash.55fifty-five
    @ash.55fifty-five Жыл бұрын

    Update 4.1:new levels are:Unsettled,Rage of clock,Mozzrage. Their difficulties: Unsettled Easy Demon,Rage of clock Insane,Mozzrage Demon

  • @Orebrohkfan
    @Orebrohkfan3 жыл бұрын

    0:44 Swedish people: *i'm offended*

  • @hippugamer6689

    @hippugamer6689

    3 жыл бұрын

    Im finnish and i can Read that we have to learn swedish because like 11% of the population speaks swedish

  • @MBSXD2303

    @MBSXD2303

    3 жыл бұрын

    Heisann

  • @qqwertyxe

    @qqwertyxe

    3 жыл бұрын

    Partyt a Gigigang and Euphoria

  • @fgrey-

    @fgrey-

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Partyt are aguhgigang" -Colon

  • @SpaceGuyTDG810

    @SpaceGuyTDG810

    Жыл бұрын

    @@fgrey- "Partyt r igng" Him: Part teat argh logging gang

  • @Kapoosh000
    @Kapoosh0003 жыл бұрын

    These kids made an entire alternate universe where Geometry Dash becomes the next media giant

  • @buzzybees8604

    @buzzybees8604

    2 жыл бұрын

    What if.. they predicted the future...

  • @CreepyboomGamer

    @CreepyboomGamer

    Жыл бұрын

    Good Ending 1 (Beta Mix) - Geometry Dash: REAL LIFE EDITION

  • @maurolionelmisjuegosyo940
    @maurolionelmisjuegosyo94011 ай бұрын

    4:12 I noticed that when you activate subtitles when he says Geometry Dash it says “geometry -“

  • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa

    @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa

    6 ай бұрын

    because - is a dash

  • @user-vk1yy4pi3q

    @user-vk1yy4pi3q

    3 ай бұрын

    uptade 2.3

  • @averageraviolienjoyer1884
    @averageraviolienjoyer1884 Жыл бұрын

    I love that you can see 3 individuals writing methods

  • @redacted2896
    @redacted28963 жыл бұрын

    When Colon said BALLS for the icon kit, I just died. I’m such a child.

  • @AshPikachu9

    @AshPikachu9

    2 жыл бұрын

    *Ballsteel*

  • @brians4124

    @brians4124

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s what they’re called tho

  • @Chloestewart._21

    @Chloestewart._21

    2 жыл бұрын

    I did think your profile was some cursed tommyinit image for a sec so.

  • @inksterdoodles11

    @inksterdoodles11

    Жыл бұрын

    same lol

  • @glats5c

    @glats5c

    Жыл бұрын

    Cubes, Ships, B A L L S

  • @Javadog64
    @Javadog644 жыл бұрын

    Some of these sounded like that they were generated from a AI

  • @egg9709

    @egg9709

    4 жыл бұрын

    or 3 year olds

  • @Xedlord

    @Xedlord

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you @@egg9709, very cool!

  • @MeNotTadget

    @MeNotTadget

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@egg9709 🥚

  • @UselessAccountt

    @UselessAccountt

    Жыл бұрын

    But you going reverse

  • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
    @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa4 ай бұрын

    honestly this is pretty cool. there are fan ideas on here yeah but also some of this is just geometry dash based alternate history! like its a bit shit but theres obviously effort in it. and some of the stuff on here _is_ good conceptually, just being explained by someone who probably lied about their age to make their account like the thing about robtop getting into legal trouble with lego certainly isnt an idea of something to be added to the game. its just alternate history! its cool as hell ngl

  • @MnMGaming69
    @MnMGaming69 Жыл бұрын

    If you are ever feeling sad, just remember to jumps before you change gravity.

  • @CopyTheVoidEntity
    @CopyTheVoidEntity4 жыл бұрын

    Wow... the ONE video his voice actually sounds amused.

  • @CopyTheVoidEntity

    @CopyTheVoidEntity

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh he liked it Huh Cool

  • @ROSCOE16000
    @ROSCOE160004 жыл бұрын

    What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said “it going fast to 10x speed”

  • @Wheebzee

    @Wheebzee

    3 жыл бұрын

    But god said: Its like heaven, but you *gO REVERSE*

  • @flinggonza5688

    @flinggonza5688

    3 жыл бұрын

    I go to heaven faster you fucking idiot

  • @Wheebzee

    @Wheebzee

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@flinggonza5688 take the *L*

  • @ruifengguo2019
    @ruifengguo20193 күн бұрын

    floating back it floats back THIS GUY IS A GENIUS

  • @ChaoOnYoutube
    @ChaoOnYoutube Жыл бұрын

    i’ve already watched this like 10 times and now i’m going to watch it again

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