The Worst Geometry Dash Level
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I hate this level so much.
🎨 Character art by Loafee! / loafeebuns
🎨 Shrine background by NetBa! / netba_art
🎵 Music:
sans. from Undertale (Toby Fox)
Stal from Minecraft (C418)
Jubilife City from Pokémon Diamond/Pearl
Frantic Factory Remix (VGMusicRox)
Check Out by MadhouseDUDE
Gnat Attack Level 2 from Mario Paint
Glitch Gremlin by Bossfight
Checking In from Celeste (Lena Raine)
Underground from New Super Mario Bros. Wii
Jungle from Terraria (Scott Lloyd Shelly)
Portabellohead from Crypt of the Necrodancer (Danny Baranowsky)
Let's Get Together Now! from OMORI (Pedro Silva)
Castle from Yoshi's Island (Koji Kondo)
Versus Overworld from New Super Mario Bros.
It Means Everything from OMORI (Pedro Silva)
Bowser's Lava Lake Keep from Super Mario 3D World
Final Boss from New Super Mario Bros. Wii
Tutorial from Rhythm Doctor (Sien Yi Tan)
Wii Shop Channel
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If you're reading this, generation retro ruined my life no cap
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Hey - just an important reminder that you should NOT go after the creator, harass them, spam their levels with hate, etc. This should be common sense. Generation Retro is a VERY creative level with lots of fun theming, but the creator just didn't do a very good job at building it in the editor. It's a random custom level that a kid dreamt up and worked hard on, and usually I would never hate on someone for doing that. *HOWEVER* - this level is in a Gauntlet, which means millions of players are forced to play it. This basically means that the level is "official", and for that reason I wanted to dive deep into it and pinpoint why it's so hated - so new creators don't make the same mistakes. It's a charming level on its own, but an absolute trainwreck inside a Gauntlet. *I don't hate the creator and I don't hate the idea of the level. I hate the fact that RobTop scooped up a random 13 year old's level for a Gauntlet that will be played by a massive audience.* Think of this video as "Why this level shouldn't be in a Gauntlet", and NOT "Why this level shouldn't exist".
@TERRARlA
10 ай бұрын
This level was probably made by some 8 year old who just found out about the GD editor
@CatkinsonGD
10 ай бұрын
Wtf I just scrolled down here after finishing the video out of curiosity hi colon
@TERRARlA
10 ай бұрын
@@CatkinsonGD same lol
@romancatholicgameing
10 ай бұрын
smash like if you were here when k lemon's comment was the pinned comment
@raulzitosilva9971
10 ай бұрын
too late
If the biggest problem with generation retro is the fact that it is in a gauntlet, then it's technically robtops fault
@ThomasDeSwert
5 ай бұрын
Fair point! If the main gripe is its placement in a gauntlet, blame it on RobTop's level selection. We're all just navigating the challenges he throws our way! 🎮🤷♂
@DanielMinccino
5 ай бұрын
yes
@victortorres6599
4 ай бұрын
so robtops the issue
@Vicid7437
4 ай бұрын
Exactly
@iSuckAtEveryhting
3 ай бұрын
that’s why colon is arguing about this for like 30 minutes
I have a theory that "jajaja" is not laughing in spanish, the red alien is actually trying to ask you if you're jar jar binks, his long lost brother at birth. Sadly, because of his immense stutter, he can't bring himself to do it and he instead starts trying to kill you because he got frustrated
@ricey7073
10 ай бұрын
based take
@iconx4167
10 ай бұрын
Pin of brilliancy
@erikbulux4793
10 ай бұрын
Perfect Pin
@CGyoo
10 ай бұрын
Now that is a theory NO I DON'T WANT TO- a game theory
@TheVoidofShame
10 ай бұрын
this is comedy gold
10:43 I theorize that perhaps maybe the reason the alien yells "NO!" is that the blind jump just before is actually a trap set up by him, and he is actually upset that you survived his trap
@ImExistent405
18 күн бұрын
Genius
6:21 You know, if you think about it, the green orb has technically existed since the game was first released, as creators could have easily created the mechanic by combining a yellow orb with a gravity portal, which was done very often in pre-2.0 levels. Therefore, Arathhsa could have started building the level in 1.9, but that first click would have initially been a yellow orb combined with a gravity portal, and then they changed it to a regular green orb after 2.0 came out.
@TheChallengerB
3 ай бұрын
Not to mention, I'm pretty sure you can see 1.9 color triggers (the ones specifically for color channels 1-4) in the beginning.
@davinchristino
3 ай бұрын
@@TheChallengerB That's not too surprising since the level uses few colours anyway
@davinchristino
3 ай бұрын
My personal theory is that the designs were just copied from some random 1.9 level. Since the creator was also likely very young, I can imagine this to be possible. This also ties into the fact that custom objects were new in 2.0.
I love the character developpement : The red alien : "NOOOOO !" The decoy alien : "NOOOOO !" The friendly alien : "NOOOOO !" The player : "NOOOOO !" You after playing the level : "NOOOOO !"
@iSuckAtEveryhting
5 ай бұрын
Colon after seeing text “Part 2?”: “NOOOOO !”
@yuosimifacegoinskidibi
3 ай бұрын
me when:"NOOOOOO!"
@typeduck9992
3 ай бұрын
NOOOOO
@BraveJ28
3 ай бұрын
NOOOOOO !
@Mizu2023
3 ай бұрын
Me internally after seeing the typo "developpement": NOOOOO !
Fun Fact: The insert coin is not for aesthetic purposes, when the text pops up it's the level stealing money from the player's bank account.
@opkaskun
10 ай бұрын
bruh
@BliffydaBoi
10 ай бұрын
@@opkaskun breh
@agitated_cat
10 ай бұрын
new update: the transaction trigger
@elchuchooofin3807
10 ай бұрын
@@agitated_cat gd 2.3: the EA update
@MrNoob76
10 ай бұрын
It is so you cannot pay for therapy
"jajajaja you have not win! you... DIED!!!!" peak cinema & peak gaming tbh
Seriously guys, stop blaming ArathhSA for making the level. Blame RobTop for adding the level into the Poison Gauntlet in the first place.
@ibby7932
18 күн бұрын
I knowww
@therealcrimsongd
14 күн бұрын
100% fax right there
Never thought I’d see a grown man bully a 7 and a half year old video game level probably made by a middle schooler for half an hour
@GDColon
10 ай бұрын
ITS ROBS FAULT HE PUT IT IN THE STUPID GAUNTLET
@alinluncadenis1849
10 ай бұрын
@@GDColon l am 2nd comment
@raglix
10 ай бұрын
@@alinluncadenis1849 did you know that
@Number_27
10 ай бұрын
@@Dunnohowtodraw he's 19
@haydensiders8860
10 ай бұрын
See my comment gdcolon please I need to know if there is something wrong with my level or if it is fine and just needs decoration
You asked for theories, so here’s mine: The red and blue aliens are brothers, and the blue one was always the better kid and their parents’ favorite. As expected, the red alien was jealous, so he kidnapped his own brother and brought him to his own part of the galaxy. The green aliens are his workers and are supposed to make sure the blue alien never escapes. He allows visitors so nobody is suspicious of him hiding something. That’s why he was all nice at the beginning of the level. But when the key is collected, it opens up the area where the blue alien was trapped. That’s why the red alien says “NOOO!!!” The red alien begins to search for the blue alien, and sends his highest ranked worker, the other red alien in the first boss fight, to take care of you. The blue alien knows that you’re in trouble, so he goes to save you. After the first boss is defeated, the red alien decides that he needs to take care of you first. That leads to the “level final.” The red alien then destroys the blue alien, which leads to you getting revenge for him once and for all, as you blast the red alien. I really just spent ten minutes of my life writing a story on a KZread comment. Welp
@GDColon
10 ай бұрын
sobbing
@IDC1DIDNTASK
10 ай бұрын
@@GDColon No I Am
@WxvernVX
10 ай бұрын
@@GDColonso emotional 😢😢😢😢😢
@IDC1DIDNTASK
10 ай бұрын
Cuz Of Depression
@funnybluecandle
10 ай бұрын
so emotional 😭
I love how 80% of the video is just nitpicking
The red alien was trying to save us, he knew a virus was in the game, he wanted to stop you from getting corrupted.
I would never think a 27 minute video would be committed to complaining about a bad 2.0 level.
@glacier8287
10 ай бұрын
1.9 never had moving objects lmao
@deleted-something
10 ай бұрын
2.0 lmao
@GGsquared
10 ай бұрын
it’s early 2.0, which is like 1.9 but with moving objects, lol
@adriangillespie290
10 ай бұрын
2.0 was certainly something
@Earluntree
10 ай бұрын
@@adriangillespie290 thinking space is newer than this just thought id let everyone know
Colon is the only person on this planet to even consider making a half hour long analysis on Generation Retro, let alone go through with it. And I didn’t know we needed that until now
@BurnsSquad
10 ай бұрын
Hi I'm first and no comments and no likes? Lemme fix that...
@EDR2012
10 ай бұрын
me too lol
@BurnsSquad
10 ай бұрын
@@EDR2012 you can't be first if I already was
@redfirework3690
10 ай бұрын
@Leslee Montgomery he was responding to the comment?
@WaitingForAcey
10 ай бұрын
omg gd mildy
27 minutes of colon yapping
@DumboPoopie
3 ай бұрын
27 minutes of colon yapping about a kids game
@cubebutpro298
3 ай бұрын
Its pretty much his entire channel
@suckerhat
Ай бұрын
@@DumboPoopiei don't think a kid can play levels like electrodynamix or deadlocked except for that one kid who made that "na na na na" meme when he was humming electrodynamix
@cormacmccarthy1889
9 күн бұрын
@@suckerhat you'd be surprised
@Bobtherapper12908_
2 күн бұрын
And 48 seconds
Bro really yapping about bad gameplay, and makes a platformer with terrible gameplay💀💀💀
@garfieldfan925
3 ай бұрын
That was the entire point of the level lmao
@MrBlackmidi1234567890987654321
3 ай бұрын
You didn't get the platformer's reference
Watching Colon violently screaming over a level made in 2015 in a 2d cube game is just filling my heart with joy.
@SiIhou
10 ай бұрын
In my opinion there are worse levels, especially the early 2.0 levels
@fehizorosaclier1629
10 ай бұрын
@@SiIhou Colon specifically said that it's not the worst level quality wise, but because it's in a gauntlet
@TylerWilson2004
10 ай бұрын
Really got me rethinking my whole life but at the same time I'm agreeing with everything he's saying
@christopherhilson-greener2075
10 ай бұрын
like the coins did lol
@sullivanbell2397
10 ай бұрын
Ya mean a square?? "A 2D CUBE"
You know it's gonna be good when it's 27 minutes of chaos
@ItsPedro9898
10 ай бұрын
i know
@fexreddineliyev3926
10 ай бұрын
Yeah and I love gd cologne
@RosagYT
10 ай бұрын
This comment is nothing but the truth.
@inxieratzeygd1913
10 ай бұрын
Why, how do you know,,, HOW DO YOU KNOW
@nebula_star14
10 ай бұрын
You know youtube is drunk when it says 0 comments but then there is comments
0:20 this will forever be one of my favorite GD Colon moments
I have a feeling that “You are not win” was inspired by grammatically incorrect phrases from older games, e.g. the iconic “All your base are belong to us” from Zero Wing’s opening cutscene.
I think the issue with Scarlet Surge is that if you can't beat it in your first few attempts, it just becomes tedious. Crashing in the last 25% makes you REALLY not feel like playing the entire damn thing again.
@Haythamsale
10 ай бұрын
Doesn't that 25% thing apply to literally apply to every harder+ level? But I get your point.
@virturegd5247
10 ай бұрын
@@Haythamsaleno because scarlet surge is a XL level and i hate it with a deep passion
@Haythamsale
10 ай бұрын
@@virturegd5247 understandable, have a great day
@hexagon8899
10 ай бұрын
i beat it when bad at the game and it took me a few hundred attempts. literally cannot see your point
@hexagon8899
10 ай бұрын
@@virturegd5247 if your gonna say you hate it dont compliment it first
I feel like if Generation Retro was made today and polished up a bit, it could genuinely be a really awesome level. In my opinion, some of the concepts are really unique but I feel like the creator couldn’t really establish them properly because of the time period the level was made in.
@unbrokenm6817
10 ай бұрын
And experience, it was his first rated level
@blanonsrandomstuff5446
10 ай бұрын
If generation retro was made today, it wouldnt be in a gauntlet
@Iumber
10 ай бұрын
@@blanonsrandomstuff5446 that’s probably true lmao, another level could replace it which could be cool
@Dexzler
10 ай бұрын
@@Iumberyeah but it definitely ah gonna not be switched so no neeeed to say probbly
@coolboylikesplanets4
10 ай бұрын
@@blanonsrandomstuff5446 they could update it but might be a bit to hard
Extra fact for you @GDColon. When remaking the level, I saw that the dude didn't use a single Alpha trigger (there is only one that makes the mini portals, the first speed portal invisible). The key, the title and the red alien animations are all controlled by color triggers, switching from black (blending) to green/red (blending), which explains whyost of the background was black.
Scarlet Surge is genuinely one of my favorite levels. I don’t know why, but I like the song and atmosphere. But, I can understand the problem behind sensitivity.
@fusserizer7027
3 ай бұрын
it took me 4 hours to complete but that doesn't mean it's a bad level
@aptspikeybird1005
2 ай бұрын
It feels nostalgic for some reason
@user-jd1mn3ur2j
2 ай бұрын
@@fusserizer7027 hi me part two
Theory: I think the reason why the alien says “NO” after he welcomes you is because he wanted you to have died by now. He welcomed you because this was supposed to be a death trap, but when it became unsuccessful, he got angry. Maybe that can also explain the gameplay at the start. What are your thoughts?
@prolygamesstudios3443
10 ай бұрын
Ooo, that's a good theory
@BillThePickle
10 ай бұрын
@@prolygamesstudios3443a game theory!
@conan9222
10 ай бұрын
Oh yeahhh now the key thing makes sense
@CubingGamer-ox4rt
10 ай бұрын
Am 69th like
@kingoftypingqwertyuiopasdf2730
10 ай бұрын
I think that the alien is mad that you're completing the level, being fully aware that the player will exit once the level was finished, so it tries to make you have not win so you start all over again, hence the bossfight.
5:25 i love how colon doesn't say "if you're not familiar", but rather "if you are not cultured" lmao
@Gloves-T-Catzero
10 ай бұрын
I mean who doesn’t know AVGN?
@Willio20000
10 ай бұрын
@@Gloves-T-Catzero I know it but ive never watched it feel free to bully me
@DOG_EATER_1887
10 ай бұрын
you dont know old popular thing??? 😡😡😡 uncultured!!!
@izakdaturtal3724
10 ай бұрын
@@Gloves-T-Catzero me
@yustinj.3910
10 ай бұрын
@@DOG_EATER_1887 Apparently something that was still very popular in 2019 is "old popular thing".
It honestly felt like a passion project that accidentally got into the main game
I actually found a skip in that level. There is a well-known robot glitch where if you click right before you hit a jump pad, you’ll go much higher. If you do this in the transition to the wave, and do some precise jumps to get over some slopes, you’ll be underneath the wave part. If you keep going there is a green monster that the creator placed with this exact scenario in mind, but you can just jump over it! Keep going, there’s a random red alien on the floor around halfway but he won’t hurt you, wait some more, and you’ll be able to skip the entire level! You’re welcome, Cologne.
We need this guy as a personal trainer. He could point out so many problems in the life editor.
That's right. We're going back in time, to get Generation Retro OFF the Gauntlet.
@leyulis8882
10 ай бұрын
We should do it or else we will not win, we... DIE!!
@kitchensink871
10 ай бұрын
Nooo!
@MrSirGaming1
10 ай бұрын
What about scarlet surge
@flarezizkool8877
10 ай бұрын
@@leyulis8882Nah, we either have not win, or we died
@improbablyfur
10 ай бұрын
it’s canon bro
“It all started in 1978” WHAT💀
@WhirlpoolisbadatgamingOFFICIAL
21 күн бұрын
Lol when i heard that i was just like wait…WTF
"This isn't a troll, this is a PSYCOLOGICAL T*RTURE !!!!" 😂
@DanybossGD
2 ай бұрын
Part 2 ? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! 😂
5:02 just goes to show how far colon goes for good content. Being held hostage and being forced to play generation retro takes some serious guts. Hope you’re ok, Colon
@prolygamesstudios3443
10 ай бұрын
Bro he's fine
@ahmed4363
10 ай бұрын
@@prolygamesstudios3443bro its Generation Retro
@h3971
10 ай бұрын
@@prolygamesstudios3443 This might be a stretch but I really reallyyyy think that the comment is a joke
@subify14
10 ай бұрын
I was with Hutcheson in Parliament hill waiting area and I said Volcano and made girly sounds and laughs voices and cry and wrote Page 165 with 200 44 swiggly writes and 6° highs Edit THANSK EVER FRO SO MANY LIKES EVER THANK YOU!!
@AK_804
10 ай бұрын
@@prolygamesstudios3443 r/woooosh
Probably a really unpopular opinion but Generation Retro is one of my favorite levels that’s been put into a gauntlet; however, I’m in the same boat of the “why is this even in a gauntlet”. The level has so much more character and charm then the majority of levels in the gauntlets and I found the gameplay to be really fun! Yeah there’s a couple of iffy parts but compared to other gauntlet levels it’s not bad at all. Or even compared to other levels in the game for that matter. This is extremely biased as Generation Retro was one of the few gauntlet levels I first beat back in the day on an Amazon Kindle with less than 20 attempts (at the time Fire Aura for example took like 170). Really good level, with pretty readable gameplay for its release imo.
@GDColon
10 ай бұрын
I AGREE!! I poke a lot of fun at the level but I also really adore the unique theming of it (even if it's poorly done), it's just the gauntlet that ruins it for me (and everyone)
@NedianN_
10 ай бұрын
I’m getting mixed signals
@use2l
10 ай бұрын
im also getting mixed signals
@budji678
10 ай бұрын
I am receiving mixed signals too
@Kripahhhhh1402
10 ай бұрын
It is really just 2.0 level after all. If this was made in 2.1, then it wouldn't be rated ig.
4:33 scared me lmao
That loud 'SHUT UP' destroyed my eardrums.
2 more things about this level Colon didn't point out: 1. The alien that kills you in the ball part is actually using fading spikes and is slightly visible. 2. The bullets in the first UFO part are visible all the time and the boss doesn't spawn it.
@MaskedBattal
10 ай бұрын
I even realized 1
@AMONGUSLOVER42069
10 ай бұрын
UUUUGH THIS HAPPENED WITH MY COMMENT TOO
@helloimakebadcontent
10 ай бұрын
@@AMONGUSLOVER42069 whar?
@Duncan9910
8 ай бұрын
same@@MaskedBattal
@Duncan9910
8 ай бұрын
whar@@helloimakebadcontent
Fun Fact, 3:41 Outerspace was originally the last level in fire, before it and Magmatic Sanctuary were switched
@thatonefirstpersongamer
10 ай бұрын
Damnn, talk about balancing...
@ozelotultra
10 ай бұрын
Wasn't it Shock? OuterSpace was 3rd I guess
@Dexzler
9 ай бұрын
I mean magmatic sanctuary was made before outerspace, so...
@pugz01234
9 ай бұрын
Magmatic sanctuary first? I would’ve never finished that gauntlet
@qseryGD
8 ай бұрын
@@pugz01234never would have started it 💀
0:44 well i mean you can just choose not to play the game either, same logic applies so youre totally justified in your views if its a mappack or daily level
12:15 that invisible mini portal in deadlocked clip knocked me tf out and idk why
My theory for the pixel block things: The creator thought that you couldnt scale pixel blocks and decided to use the 3D tile instead because it was larger and "fit" better.
@OrdinaryA330
9 ай бұрын
That's A Good Point.
@undefinedmonoxide
9 ай бұрын
@@OrdinaryA330 Thanks.
@Cojajo21-kv2wo
9 ай бұрын
I actually thought that too
@cassstclare7046
8 ай бұрын
Same thing here
@_Kabir_
8 ай бұрын
Make snese *makes *sense
4:44 "The level has a lot of flashing lights making it a potential nightmare for photosensitive players, so picking it for the most important gauntlet in the game is extremely inconsiderate on RobTop's end." Ever heard of Electrodynamix?
@charlioanimations234
8 ай бұрын
Also GD in general is not very friendly to players with these problems because there are just so many levels like that (and like you said, also electrodynamix). There should be a warning that people need to put when publishing a level for it to get rated.
@-datque-1410
8 ай бұрын
I think scarlet surge is a good level
@blindmanflamingfishdafeesh
8 ай бұрын
@-datque-1410 Okay. It has flashing lights, though. Also, I was just quoting GD Cologne.
@leonacurnew
8 ай бұрын
His name is Colon
@promadebison3260
8 ай бұрын
@@leonacurnewno its cologne
The reason why this level is in the Poison Gauntlet is that it practically poisons your brain.
"This is the end for you" "NOOOOOOOOOO" "peeeeewwwwwwwww" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
This isn't the worst Gauntlet level mostly because of the broken English dialogue. When I was beating this level I was laughing out loud the whole time reading "JAJAJAJA! YOU HAVE NOT WIN! YOU... DIED!!!"
@harikitteikou6119
8 ай бұрын
agreed
@Clowned-er8ec
8 ай бұрын
Fr its funny
@fridoxtheleemon
6 ай бұрын
NOO!!!
@mwzngd1679
5 ай бұрын
NOO!!!
@ThomasDeSwert
5 ай бұрын
Haha, the broken English dialogue adds a special touch! 'JAJAJAJA! YOU HAVE NOT WIN! YOU... DIED!!!' - Classic. Laughter is the best way to survive challenging levels! 😂🎮
I think the eyeball thing at 11:15 was an early version of the custom coins seen later in the level. The part that disappears looks kind of like a coin, and the disappearing could be the coin getting collected. My guess is it wasn’t clear enough what it was, so the creator switched to the newer version later on.
@pza888
8 ай бұрын
also there's an extra state that looks like the coin part is rotated 90 degrees
@Hassan_2603
6 ай бұрын
Or it's a autoing method like devil vortex saws
@Qaptyl
6 ай бұрын
thats nice of them to do. wouldnt want to make the level un-sight-readable or anything.
@ThomasDeSwert
5 ай бұрын
Nice detective work! The disappearing eyeball might indeed be an early coin concept.
@ScottMiller-jv1se
5 ай бұрын
But why would he just leave it there🤔
FIRE IN THE HOLE 🔥⬇️🕳
Red alien:😈 Colon:🤬
One thing I really appreciate about Gen Retro being in the gauntlets is that there's no chance in hell it would've gotten so popular otherwise. Even if the execution is pretty bad, I'm really glad to see people talking about how genuinely creative and interesting it is for a starting creator. This level has ideas and a "story" (even if simple) and creative applications of the retro theme (mainly by incorporating it into the gameplay). And as frustrating as it might be to play, it puts creativity over quality, which is something that starting creators should learn is completely okay. During an era where super high quality levels are everywhere and people are always comparing their works to better levels and losing motivation through that, Gen Retro is proof that a level can still offer so much even if it's crudely made, and those are the kinds of levels that creators should be comparing their own levels to: not to compare quality, but for pure inspiration. So, honestly, I'm really happy this level is in the gauntlet for that reason.
@yellowmarkers
10 ай бұрын
The Generation Retro segment was my favourite part of your gauntlet video.
@ahmed4363
10 ай бұрын
But my levels look worse than generation retro what am i supposed to do then!
@jullienfridien
10 ай бұрын
2 minutes of blue alien
I have a theory on the red aliens introduction It says "welcome!" Because it hopes your gonna die in its "trial" or "level", but if you dont, it starts to get annoyed on how good you are and want to do it itself
25:26 i love how the gravestone isn't made of pixel blocks but it has those weird 3d blocks like the little space invader monster style the level has
21:06 that part litteraly killed me😂😂😂
@GDColon
10 ай бұрын
RIP
@ScoplerOfficial
10 ай бұрын
I agree 💀
@hot_soup
10 ай бұрын
@@GDColonthis is the end for... nooo!!!!
@muffin1927
10 ай бұрын
It also killed the decoy
@OrangeyGuy
10 ай бұрын
@@GDColon rest in peace hot soup
I love how Colon just suddenly decided to become a game reviewer without any prior experience or knowledge at all.
So I was looking at improving Generation Retro’s gameplay and the creator had put the mini portals at 5% to do a pad jump which I had fixed to make it work more because the pad isn’t needed and also I love the way you fixed the boss fight
Now we need the dash spider part in this beautiful level!
The major issue is the quality control behind what levels are picked for the gauntlets. I remember the first Fire gauntlet level having a coin with the text “ViPriN iS tRigGerEd”. A blatant community inside joke in a level hand picked to be in an official piece of content shows how poorly gauntlets are managed as a whole.
@duftx
3 ай бұрын
Well atleast outer space has fun and interesting gameplay
@decastar2819
2 ай бұрын
What does that phrase mean anyway Did viprin do anything wrong back then
@nut311aman
2 ай бұрын
@@decastar2819 during 2.0, Viprin would often rate the coins of the levels he reviews. A low rated coin, for example, would be the most blatantly obvious coin that's effortless to get. Viprin would be especially critical on these ratings, leading to jokes about easy coins triggering him
@akapple2698
2 ай бұрын
But I like the feeling of gauntlet levels being made by randomUser07 instead of a professional artist
@TheFluxChampion
Ай бұрын
Theres a readon why Outerspace is my favorite level
The reason why the object count at the end is inaccurate is because since the text uses small pixel blocks, the creator looked at the object count before making the text and put the previous object count into the level, taking up a lot of objects. If he used normal text, he could just look at the object count, put it onto the text, and change the text by 1 to make it accurate.
@the_egg_
2 ай бұрын
do not destroy eggs that is mean
@YAY-SAR
2 ай бұрын
@@the_egg_ nom
The "You're gonna crash and Have Not Win" part Made me laugh crazy
“Oh, but Craig what about Scarlet Surge” *SHUT UP* that got me, I do have a hard time with scarlet surge but still it’s a good level
Here's my theory: The first boss is the intentional boss for the level and the second one is a virus who breached the level like the one they were talking about in the wave part (I think the virus's intention is making the level last longer)
@finray8436
10 ай бұрын
This wouldn't make much sense, as your supposed "virus" boss appears at the start and welcomes you to the level, way before the "virus" was detected. Otherwise, a very captivating theory!
@Vercte
10 ай бұрын
@@finray8436 no, there are two different red aliens 21:55 so his theory fits, but backwards
@EdibleREAL
10 ай бұрын
This comment was made by second account of matpat
@Dexzler
10 ай бұрын
@@EdibleREALhaha good joke
So far, from what I could say about this is: - There are certainly worse levels out there, but this one's forced. You can blame the creator for inconsistency, but it's up to the players on whether or not they shall play it. At least the creator made an effort to at least appeal to the kids, knowing that this game's made for kids. Wonder why RobTop forced us to finish this is a mystery you could think about. Maybe ask him? - This isn't the worst level. To me, it's just what basically RobTop does- it's to challenge players. It's neat to see a 27 minute critique of the level, but if you think about it: is that necessary? Maybe yes, because it's the worst gauntlet level ever, but it's still better than 50% of the more recent levels in the magic tab. - Probably the reason why the pixel art was inconsistent was that it was made in 1.9 but was updated to 2.0 shortly upon the making of this level. - Awkward mechanics in this level are expected, considering the creator wasn't that much experienced or didn't know much about play testing(it's probably made by a middle schooler bro). It was made for fun anyways. Same goes for the triggers, placement and stuff.
@jullienfridien
10 ай бұрын
We can also blame it for its existence
@angelogaray8019
10 ай бұрын
Personally, I’d say Fire Aura (lvl 4 of Lava Gauntlet) is way worse. The gameplay is just awful, especially the wave parts, and it’s also forced.
@ikilledaman
10 ай бұрын
generation retro meatrider
@NotBest713
10 ай бұрын
wdym it's better than the magic tab? isn't that where sent levels go (except demons)?
@TaxeAndStuff
10 ай бұрын
@@angelogaray8019still havent beaten the lava gauntlet because of fire aura
Never thought I'd see my own childhood GD content creator turn into a yappy cartoon reviewer-esque channel. Jesus.
@cheezballl
3 ай бұрын
hes supposed to be a commentary channel, of course hes gonna be yappy
@Gabe-wv6pz
3 ай бұрын
@@cheezballl He wasn't like this during the last decade though ☹️
@Neotrec
3 ай бұрын
@@Gabe-wv6pzWait colon's been here for a decade?
@Gabe-wv6pz
3 ай бұрын
@@Neotrec As far as I remember, I started watching him back in 2015-16 iirc
AWW THAT IS SO SWEET THANKS FOR REMEMBERING US IN THERAPY I REALLY APPRECIATE IT!
I can't wait for MatPat's 40 minute theory on that mysterious green eye
"You have not win! You...DIED!" is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard
Generation retro is epic
I think I know why this level doesn't use pixel Blocks. Basically all of the aliens you see are in the background, and Some artstyles use darker lines fairly seperate from each other to make the illusion that it's a shadow.(and that they are in the background) And the aliens that aren't in the background are most likely just copy&pastes, from the bg aliens. (Like for example the ball part and even in the build up when you see the name of the level it has the same aliens from the background but they're just smaller) And the blue and red alien? Probably the same thing but just recolors of the bg ones. But I think the reason why the coin and key aren't pixel blocks, is because they aren't copy&pastes like the aliens are. So in conclusion the lack of pixel blocks is just because of plain laziness, because the creator probably just made the bg aliens first and just copy&pasted them everywhere. (so it probably was just a style choice or that the creator really didin't know that there were pixel blocks and that the coin&key were built in the very end and just then the creator realized that pixel blocks were a thing lol) (:
The "scary eyeball thing" is most probably just an abandoned custom art for the coin, which explains it's disappearance after you go past it. And it's a pretty decent thing to cling on to, just like Devil Vortex saws, they were styled just for Devil Vortex and were used in the actual level, but the creator forgot about deleting them afterwards. I think this comment is too long.
@yourussianfriend5115
5 ай бұрын
thats what i thought
@ThomasDeSwert
5 ай бұрын
Great observation! The 'scary eyeball thing' might indeed be an abandoned custom art for the coin. Those leftover details like Devil Vortex saws add a unique charm. Short and sweet insights! 🎮👀
@steffcheshire3374
3 ай бұрын
I thought that too!
@HotIcedEspresso
3 ай бұрын
@@RomanianMapper12 For your information, my comment was 67 words long, meaning that no matter how fast you read, it still counts as long. Even though, glad to hear that!
@HotIcedEspresso
3 ай бұрын
I just realized that it's actually a really good thing to cling onto, because the level feels like an unfinished preview, because it (the texture) wasn't even deleted or moved in the right place, and there were probably more of such unfinished assets that weren't deleted
As a Spanish speaker, I am sorry you and many other GD players had to endure this. May you heal from this torture.
@futuf2265
10 ай бұрын
Incluso para los hispanohablantes, este nivel da un cringe increible xd
@subify14
10 ай бұрын
@awwwwwwwwww78 awwwwww I'm Colleen Hutcheson and I cried at gym 2 due to I saw thanks for likes from edit 1-15 super come on! Edit YES OKH THANSK EVER FOR SO MANY LIKES THANKS!! Funniest
The free birds we need to back in time ending is perfect
So, here’s my theory, it’s kinda goofy The blue and red alien were uhh…dating, and then they broke up, but the red alien created the decoy (aka their son) using a soul or smth. (The soul is that weird symbol you pass by) When he says “NO!” To the player, they think that they are the one bringing the virus, due to having some future-vision powers. Then when the blue alien shows up, when they say “and we will end!” They want to sign the divorce papers once and for all. … Yeah, stupid goofy theory, but it’s mine :3
For me it’s Fire Aura for being so inconsistent with difficulty & super frustrating to grind out for less experienced players. It’s like throwing the first Deadlocked Wave in the middle of Jumper
@Frebbez
10 ай бұрын
I honestly really like Fire Aura because I enjoy fast paced wave sections, but I can agree that it's a little extreme for the lava gauntlet and it shouldn't have been rated a 7 star.
@cookieplays3697
10 ай бұрын
I agree with the comment above me, fire aura is a pretty good level, but the only problem is, is that the first cube should be in a five star, and there’s other parts that i wouldn’t complain if they were in a easy demon. Fire aura is really cool, but it doesn’t have balancing.
19:53 I feel like colon is slowly descending into insanity
@skibbledebabble1853
10 ай бұрын
he has already gone insane playing the first 5% of the level
@kronost06
3 ай бұрын
He's gonna go kill the creator and Robtop for this.
There are 2 types of "bad levels": 1:levels that are actually bad 2: FIRE IN THE HOLE🕳🔥🗣🗣🗣
“Generation Retro is the best level ever.” -Evil GD Colon
27 minutes for a video dedicated to a single level? That's some dedication
Colon: "Putting Scarlet Surge in a gauntlet was very inconsiderate." Also Colon: *Proceeds to bully a ten-year old over how his level is the worst out of millions in a 2D cube game*
@Antibio789
4 ай бұрын
Ah yes 2d cube
@Korkhik
3 ай бұрын
@@Antibio789intelectual statement
@FPBRM23
3 ай бұрын
@@Antibio789bros onto somethin
@cubebutpro298
3 ай бұрын
2d cube
@antoninasobodzian8163
2 ай бұрын
Kappaclysm -_-
There's so many "Noooo!!" in this level
This video was just as funny watching it for the second time. As someone who hated Generation Retro when I first had to play it in the gauntlets, it brings me pleasure listening to Colon roast it.
truly one of the videos of all time
@user-yg9vx2re3u
10 ай бұрын
agreed
@_Gam3r
10 ай бұрын
how does this only have 7 likes
@thebestindentificator
10 ай бұрын
very respectable opinion
@MarioMastr
10 ай бұрын
Indeed
@AustynL
10 ай бұрын
what are you doing on a colon video lmao
This level is hilarious to me. Like I can just imagine the creator writing the dialogue, being like "Oh man this is going to be so epic" Also "Generation Retro" is a better name than "Retro Generation"
@falkmann6099
10 ай бұрын
no
@Tearnalte
10 ай бұрын
@@falkmann6099 Oh ok
@subify14
10 ай бұрын
Hi I'm Colleen Hutcheson and I hate your 6099 account I cry feck Edit THANSK EVER FOR LIKES But 609 number I hate
@Mystical0165
10 ай бұрын
@@falkmann6099 Oh ok
@TheScholarOfLemons
10 ай бұрын
@@falkmann6099 Oh ok
20:30 just recently i found out you can go inbetween the bullets lmao😂
I liked the level. Of course, when I died at the moment where the green bro gives way to the red one, my exclamations from “I love this level” changed to “I love GD Colon,” but despite this moment, I still enjoyed the level. I especially liked the choice of music - in the first percent of the level I get goosebumps every time. Of course, there are many mistakes at the level, I don’t argue. I watched the video and laughed, but in the last minutes I felt so sad. The author is now criticized so much and insults are written in the comments below the level that I really feel sorry for him. And after watching the video, I specifically completed Potion Gauntlet (I’m not very keen on Gauntlets, I only completed Discord, Shadow and Chaos) just for this level, because I really wanted to support the author. And in general, I advise everyone to go through the level and write words of approval to the author (no need to lie and say that the level is good. Just write something nice). Although it’s possible that I feel this way about the level only because I’m kind jajaja
Colon is the only person who will spend minutes complaining about one invisible half block and I'm here for it 😅
@HudsonBanks-lt2qx
5 ай бұрын
😂
@ThomasDeSwert
5 ай бұрын
Haha, right? The dedication to complaining about an invisible slab deserves its own award. 🏆😂 Colon, the unsung hero of geometry gripes! 🎮
@TRINITARIA-MUSIC
4 ай бұрын
@@ThomasDeSwert this was written by ai wasn't it
@CJOnReplay009
4 ай бұрын
@@ThomasDeSwerti smell chatgpt…………
@thomasdetrein6634
4 ай бұрын
@@CJOnReplay009 yes it is, 😆
24:19 they met during the ball part
21:36 i really like how the subtitles chage colors! (note: this isnt the only time it did)
worst level is definitely those flappy bird/ufo levels
imagine how the person who created the level at the age of 12 feels now.
@RetrOHeaD5805
10 ай бұрын
Attacked freely by this video !
@teamok1025
10 ай бұрын
The person being mature comes with a cost Cringing your old self
11:20 I think this is the creator's attempt to make a "pixel art coin" but probably scrapped it. It disappears after you pass it apparently (like the key)
@MyHandleIsAplaceholder
10 ай бұрын
I thought it was a scrapped orb decoration
@Digg3rL3ss
10 ай бұрын
for a second i thought you were neiro
@kronost06
3 ай бұрын
It disappeared because it's not linked to any group ID, but it's color is. It's you see, as he moves to the right, it disappears because Color ID 220 and 221 I think change to black, which is why we don't see it.
@averagemushroom
Ай бұрын
100th like :D
Great thanks for giving another game an obby based on this level.
9:44 so it its the level art style man, not a guy who doesnt know the pixel blocks
12:47 Colon: "misses a single jump" also colon:"start talking about extreme memory demons"
@unsmart42069
8 ай бұрын
I knew the trick and I still fell for it
@_Abdo.
7 ай бұрын
@@unsmart42069 after playing that level i can confirm lol
19:54 (VIOLENTLY SCREAMS INTO PILLOW)
@retiutheproto
4 ай бұрын
lmao
The worst rated level is (Theory Impossible) Idk what robtop was thinking when he rated this
This video just proves how much influence Colon has on the community.
14:42 ay that's me! My meme! I legit became the "dicaprio pointing at the screen" meme in the premiere when that moment hit. I really broke it big with that meme, real glad to see it used here in my favorite gd KZreadr's newest video :D And obviously, many thanks for the proper credit :)
@GDColon
10 ай бұрын
LMAO it's so good, I sent it to mindcap while editing and he was like wtf I've never seen this before but it's great
@krazykaid
10 ай бұрын
@@GDColon imagine if rob did that for the April fools update lol
13:42 *GD Colon:* An Easy 2 Star Level that suddenly turns into an Extreme at the very end is unfair. *Basically every "Full Version" of a RobTop official level:* _intense sweating_
@prolygamesstudios3443
9 ай бұрын
Facts bro
@autumn_sunday
7 ай бұрын
Fingerdash full! *Turns into tidal wave*
@PurePain_1
6 ай бұрын
Press Start: *intense sweating*
@lance499
5 ай бұрын
pretty sure that he once "fixed" an easy level and it ended with a 1-block tall straight fly very fair
@MoolsDogTwoOfficial
4 ай бұрын
RobTop Archiver: Nah make it all extreme demons lmao
That scream was scary
I agree with you on Scarlet Surge. It’s fun, well balanced, and the music goes hard! The flashing lights aren’t great but the level’s fine other than that? Maybe my favorite of the Chaos Gauntlet.