He didn’t invite me to be fair to the other competitors, good decision.

@Umang_GD

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@zeronil.

Жыл бұрын

the guy

@mrmoonyo

Жыл бұрын

At least he's self-aware

@chaoticshadows

Жыл бұрын

thats true😂

@jaydenwilloughby

Жыл бұрын

how does this only have 130 likes

This was fun. Thanks for inviting me! (noot noot)

@xzProGamerOfficalzx

Жыл бұрын

oh wassup lemon cak I am da first person here!

@Toast583

Жыл бұрын

Have you ever eaten a lemon cake

@Chloedasher

Жыл бұрын

You just made your normal content but better

@SmoothStreamm

Жыл бұрын

Oh god, cringe shorts master is here

@GDColon

Жыл бұрын

upload your short

Colon’s lifeless look on his face as he says “This was a mistake” made me spit my drink lmao

@CaptionGator

10 ай бұрын

Same

@bLueguysixty

9 ай бұрын

What were you drinking 🤨

@megadriveleo

8 ай бұрын

@@bLueguysixty Bottled water

@JxJAscended

8 ай бұрын

​@@bLueguysixtycum flavored milk 🗿

@PurePain_1

Ай бұрын

@@bLueguysixtymy guy what are you on 💀

Lemoncake’s short is the living embodiment of hell and having a seizure at the same time

@Hyperlaser_Merc

6 ай бұрын

and yet its stil better then nearly all shorts

@NoobOG

2 ай бұрын

the gacha reaction at the top gave me more hell

@Ohioresident694

12 күн бұрын

@@NoobOG uhhhhh kill me

Super fun to be part of, and it was awesome to see that everyone had a slightly different approach, made it super interesting. Thanks for inviting me!

@JMVRemixer

Жыл бұрын

tidre

@a_marsmallow

Жыл бұрын

colon heart this comment already

@evimate

Жыл бұрын

do you want 1 star or should i double it and give it to the next person?

@JustYo_SeniorNightmare

Жыл бұрын

@@JMVRemixer "tidre"

@____8783

Жыл бұрын

@@JustYo_SeniorNightmare bro everyone knows its teird

Fun fact: most people watching these shorts don't know what the layouts are, and they think its the actual levels nowadays because they look like first in-game levels

@SmoothStreamm

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, back in 1.0

@liamneedsauniquehandle

Жыл бұрын

people who make garbage gd shorts are so youtube

@deleted-something

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@MUI_Noam12

Жыл бұрын

@@liamneedsauniquehandle yeah, such youtubes they are

@circumplex9552

Жыл бұрын

@@liamneedsauniquehandle RTGame?

I love how tride had the perfect loop and purposefully messed it up that's really funny

@bionicleapple1254

6 ай бұрын

"AND NOW YOU KNO-"

and this is why... THE WORLDS SMALLEST VIOLIN REALLY NEEDS AN AUDIENCE

@cj3537

4 ай бұрын

Yahaha!

@therealzhenplaz200

4 ай бұрын

@@cj3537wait yall have the same pfp

I feel like Lemoncake was having a bit too much fun

@arhia6106

Жыл бұрын

He's used to it already

@user-hn2pn2xt1s

Жыл бұрын

He's a learned professional

@antekpaztek

Жыл бұрын

Lemoncake had experience tho it’s unfair

@xitluu

Жыл бұрын

@@arhia6106 hey I know you

@lirendz

Жыл бұрын

A BIT

I hoped this would be "making terrible Geometry Dash Ads 2" but this is worse

@elchuchooofin3807

Жыл бұрын

Same

@xzProGamerOfficalzx

Жыл бұрын

yup

@vuice6601

Жыл бұрын

video hasnt even started premiering, how could you know that

@deleted-something

Жыл бұрын

Ye

@Wizdabest1

Жыл бұрын

Worse in a good way

17:12 well this certainly aged well

11:23 back on track got heavily nerfed 💀☠️

@Hyperlaser_Merc

7 ай бұрын

Yes 😔

@GoldBaconHair

5 ай бұрын

I miss old back on track its suoer easy now 😭

I love how half the bad examples were lemon's

@insanity2607

Жыл бұрын

It is because lemoncak3 sucks

@ImKairyu

Жыл бұрын

@@insanity2607 literally jas beaten the top 10 on the demon list.

@gdtar00

Жыл бұрын

Lemon cake has kinda cringe content ngl

@MrMan20

Жыл бұрын

Bruh

@gorgonramsey3719

Жыл бұрын

@@gdtar00 _kinda?_

I'm sorry to every youtuber I butchered in my short, this was super fun to rec tho fr.

@GDColon

Жыл бұрын

nepsta

@zhheiimer

Жыл бұрын

Real

@manaorbsfree

Жыл бұрын

@@GDColon IT TRANSLATES TO “BADASS” LMAO

@GorillaFan_32

Жыл бұрын

@@manaorbsfree GD COLON CURSED (NOT CLICKBAIT) 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

@Corrupt_W

Жыл бұрын

Please upload it

"GD Shorts" Also HellCastle: Hops on Hypixel (Minecraft)

The only Geometry Dash shorts I get are the “Do you love me? Do you need me?” Ones 💀💀💀

@thatonedude-tf3vj

7 күн бұрын

Same

PolygonDonut was the perfect choice to invite for this. The mix of chaotic energy and barely having played the game is incredible

@Shitposter69X

Жыл бұрын

Barely having played the game??? Look at his old videos, they're basically just GD.

@purplpasta

Жыл бұрын

@@Shitposter69X He mentioned "not having played in 5 years". But yeah, my wording may have been lackluster haha. Substitute it with "Barely having played lately" or something

@ediguess

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention it’s the funny haha discord dont break the chain lore guy

@qoobe

Жыл бұрын

the fact that he coul’ve possibly not played in over 5 years and the game could’ve been the same is insane

@emmettmoseley7671

Жыл бұрын

such a unique youtuber

Juniper: *makes 1.1 miunte long video* Everyone: That's to long! Polygon Donut: *Makes 300 thousand minutes long video* Everyone: That's amazing!

@demonking3673

Жыл бұрын

“Polygon Donut’s short is actually 187 days long” - 🤓

@douglasmitchell4212

11 ай бұрын

@@demonking3673 🤓

@poynTblaynK

11 ай бұрын

Bro made his "short" over 6 months 😭

@demonking3673

11 ай бұрын

@@douglasmitchell4212 🤡

@WoodrowsAmazingWorld

11 ай бұрын

I watch polygon donut sometimes

I love how everybody agreed to use the world's smallest violin their shorts

@meloneill13

2 ай бұрын

Is this, the worlds longest dash orb?

@eyesicecold

Ай бұрын

@@meloneill13let’s find out!

@user-iy6st4tn5i

17 күн бұрын

@@eyesicecold*gd science*

Worlds smallest violin x LIMBO = WORLDS SMALLEST LIMBO (I love gd cologne) 6:16

the 'geometry dash face reveals' one actually feels like a joke video some gd channel wouldve made back in 2015

@quirkypoint

Жыл бұрын

There was an old video from like 2015 that showed famous GD players "real faces" and IIRC it showed Viprin as an elementary schooler

@ypso21

Жыл бұрын

@@quirkypoint i remember this omg

@IceCarbonX

Жыл бұрын

@@quirkypoint I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL IN THE DAY LOLLL

I love when youtubers I watch that do completely different stuff eventually connect. This video is the ultimate collab of this kind for me

@GDcelta

Жыл бұрын

so true

@SamuelPlaysGames

2 ай бұрын

True

16:08 I LOST IT AT THE GACHA

Doesn't lemoncak3 have an unfair advantage

this is probably the hardest i’ve ever laughed at a GD Colon video- my humour is actually so fcked up

@gqc888

Жыл бұрын

same lol

@randomKTHBrother

Жыл бұрын

Same

@Fatcatmatt

Жыл бұрын

Yup

@ikilledaman

Жыл бұрын

same

@lewkeee

Жыл бұрын

i love underlime slopper

The fact that colons “Face reveal” was a guy in a furry costume… I was laughing so hard man 😂

@AzureTurk

Жыл бұрын

I had to do it to him lmao.

@GeoBlitzy

Жыл бұрын

Devious

@GrimRplayZzYT

Жыл бұрын

@@AzureTurk honestly u nailed it

@blainek5784

Жыл бұрын

Not too wrong

@slopyaaaaaaaa

Жыл бұрын

He’s got dat big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus vibe

How to make a terrible short : 1) Play and record an impossible layout 2) Add a handcam & your face on the video 3) Make your face look overreacted 4) Add 'clickbait' texts on top and button of the video 5) Add bloodbath at the last frame Great job! You did it!

6:15 I need a full version of this mashup

@virtualdash

Ай бұрын

He uploaded it to his second channel

In my opinion Lemoncake won by a mile. I was literally crying and laughing just trying to watch his short. Bro actually just mastered the art of Gen Z humor.

@conee1499

Жыл бұрын

hmmmm. i wonder why

@TheBabymaker1

Жыл бұрын

nah azureturk won that

@Catman_321

Жыл бұрын

lemoncak had experience

@zkyishot

Жыл бұрын

gd cologne won that

@Epicgame6699

Жыл бұрын

@@zkyishot i love gd cologne

Alternate title: A dessert, a kitsune, a 3D shape, a tree, and some other people make hellish abominations

@MarcinOsadowskiNiePrawdziwy

Жыл бұрын

Food furry square fruit make shit

@CraftingCat_IX

Жыл бұрын

Yes. That’s it. You just scrolled down here without a good reason.

@temperedsteel3315

Жыл бұрын

@@CraftingCat_IXoh my god you got me 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

@TryMyName56

Жыл бұрын

You forgot pongon dounughtt 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

@terramarc

Жыл бұрын

@@TryMyName56 they were intended to be the 3D shape

PLEASE make another video like this. I watched this like 10 times and I still find it funny

"grandma its time for your medication" "double it and give it to the next person"

Despite this not being your usual editing style, you fricking nailed it! Was laughing the whole way through!

@Arvl.

Жыл бұрын

Give free mana orbs

@mushypancake5687

Жыл бұрын

Where mana orbs?

@manaorbsfree

Жыл бұрын

You can find mana here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/nZhhm7SldpDffsY.html

@cheslyn1

Жыл бұрын

@@manaorbsfree scam D:

@ria5854

Жыл бұрын

@@manaorbsfree i already know thats a rick roll

colon we all know the shorts are gonna be masterpieces of art

@AzureTurk

Жыл бұрын

Thats uhh.. questionable...

@poggatura

Жыл бұрын

sillenglios?!

@DazlMusic

Жыл бұрын

Is that a trumpet I hear

@eight6119

Жыл бұрын

arent you that one guy on tetrio

@miwiki6

Жыл бұрын

SILICOSIS ARE YOU ET

6:15 why does these 2 songs go so well together unirronically

It’s been said a million times before, I know… i love gd cologne

These shorts are better than most of the “serious” shorts.

Lemoncak3 short is proof that our humor is broken

All dreams have meaning The Dream: 16:13

Only Polygon can make 30 yrs lasting video💀💀💀

Double it

@Ortonz

Жыл бұрын

Very true famous TreeTuber!

@GeoBlitzy

Жыл бұрын

What song are you listening to?

@sophykeosuncheng5952

Жыл бұрын

How much money do you make?

@ethanhafken6590

7 ай бұрын

lol

@therealemintr

6 ай бұрын

LOL

lemon's short was an absolute train wreck and that is amazing

@JmKrokY

Жыл бұрын

True

@Chizinky

Жыл бұрын

his other shorts look decent compared to it and that's saying something

@Hesuklista

9 ай бұрын

It's fucking cancer lol

“i love underline geometry dash” made milk come out of my nose 😂😂😂

Hearing polygon's voice left me with unlimited euphoria

The fact that lemoncak3 actually uploaded the short 💀

@speedyclub2365

Жыл бұрын

so did azureturk

@funkywunkyyy

Жыл бұрын

including colon

@demonking3673

Жыл бұрын

@@funkywunkyyy and HellCastle

@EggtheEgg12

6 ай бұрын

Hi So If You Are Reading This Please Leave Because You Never Subscribed If You Like This Reply You Get Free Coins

I like how even from the start everyone has different opinions on what they should do first. Like Geoblitz goes scripting, Polygon goes to research and Hellcastle- he... yes.

7:33 WHO DID THAT

in lemoncak3´s short should be "baby i dun understandis, grilled cheese obma sandwich"

9:55 i love gd cologne

@Hyperlaser_Merc

9 ай бұрын

Alle von uns lieben GD Köln

@toastonbutter840

9 ай бұрын

we do indeed love gd kokeland

@girlwantsboy

6 ай бұрын

i luv gd cullen :D

@GoldBaconHair

5 ай бұрын

I luv GD clongne

@juliusrealGD

4 ай бұрын

I Love gd gasoline

genuinely the funniest GD video I've seen in ages Also cool to see a little throwback to Juniper's older content from her

I want to make a video now where it's like "Is this the world's LONGEST dash orb?", then I just tap for a single frame, and the word "No." appears on screen, then it's just the square sitting there for the rest of the video.

i love how videos like this always take the youtubers that actually do this stuff. like a thumbnail making one from a while ago had kaiguy

I LOVE UNDERLIMESLOPPER

@Merc1mek

Жыл бұрын

The reaction was unexplainable 😳😳

@JMVRemixer

Жыл бұрын

polgon donutr

@HydroniumCore

Жыл бұрын

Same. 🐱💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🥺🤨🤨🤨🥺😴🐱😂😎😂😂😂

Awesome video once again ;) Fun fact, I recently discovered Polygon Donut through the yt algorithm and was estatic when I realised he was actually the one behind the "*song* but every 5 seconds the level changes" trend. It makes me so happy seeing people branch out into other stuff and actually become successful knowing they started making content around GD. Think Zylenox(is a huge minecraft speedrunner), Optical(is a real life graphic designer now), Serponge(won a game jam!), and of course Polygon Donut(is an influential and a goofy ahh youtuber). The achievements of the people from the GD community outside of GD rarely ever gets to be talked about and I honestly think that that should change. As cringey as it is to say, I am genuinely so proud of this community and our achievements inside and outside of this game.

@PolygonDonut

Жыл бұрын

I think one of the craziest examples of this is Sea1997. He used to make geometry dash videos and now he does full on vsauce-level space documentaries

@GDColon

Жыл бұрын

Check out Alferia! Once a dasher, now makes videos about... weather and natural disasters. Highly recommend 🔥

@CM.25

Жыл бұрын

Yeah!! I totally forgot about SEA, his videos are absolutely incredible and has one of the biggest glow-ups I've witnessed. And Alferia as well, their weather videos are so underrated. There might be more we forgot to mention but you get the point. The GD community has SO much potential and that's why I love this community so much.

@zeronil.

Жыл бұрын

@@PolygonDonutsea will never be forgotten

@HydroniumCore

Жыл бұрын

@@GDColon It's great to see people finding success from branching out of Gd. And the interesting thing is that I found Polygon Donut's and Alferia's channel from the algorithm, without knowing that they both use to be Gd players. (Personally I like each topic that each channel delivers. Keep up the good work!). Sorry if the spelling is weird, I'm writing this at 11 pm. 😴

I googled it. Polygon donut's video is 4660.333 hours long. That is 6 months.

Bro I’m sick rn and this made me laugh so hard I almost choked (no joke, and spaceuk slander)

seeing polygon donut in a GD Colon video is something I wasn't expecting to see

@EsportCat

Жыл бұрын

I commented the same thing LMAO i was not expecting it but i am so glad

@thestoryoftoast

Жыл бұрын

pologo n donute

@venosa7649

Жыл бұрын

I LOVE POLYGON DONUT I LOVE POLYGON DONUT I LOVE POLYGON DONUT-

@9deekay

Жыл бұрын

you such a polgon moment 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

@improbablyfur

Жыл бұрын

NeonBits!,!!!!,!!!

the fact polygon is here yet does not make gd content is the best plot twist

@JmKrokY

Жыл бұрын

Hellcastle dosen't make GD content either

@Kuino

Жыл бұрын

yea was equally excited about seeing both hellcastle and polygon here

@davidunde

Жыл бұрын

used to, at least. HE HASN'T PLAYED IN 5 FUCKING YEARS

@PEAQGHHEJHAJHDAJHSDA

Жыл бұрын

@@davidunde yea, that's what surprised me.

@kolbybischof8025

Жыл бұрын

dbtc

the one that thing that still won't go away is the pain while laughing too hard

i tried smth like this for my class to make fun of me where i tried making a short but ended up being an image

This vid had me dead lmaoooo. Excellent work Colon! I hope my shorts are not that bad 😈

@manaorbsfree

Жыл бұрын

You actually make decent shorts bro, it’s usually very hard for the GD Community to do that

@GDColon

Жыл бұрын

you're alright

@sowdamoalin4845

Жыл бұрын

"Cologne"

@ComicBoy750

Жыл бұрын

You’re the one person who regularly makes good GD shorts.

@paolarei4418

11 ай бұрын

​@@GDColonGD cologne

Polygon Donut's editing part 2:25 actually seems like a good short itself Edit: While Gd Colon's editing part 2:39 just seems like a part from a natural video from colon

@purplealarmclocker

Жыл бұрын

omg colon saw this

@MatragociuDavid

Жыл бұрын

@@purplealarmclocker why did u edit the comment???? it removes the heart

@purplealarmclocker

Жыл бұрын

@@MatragociuDavid o i didn't konw that

@Caramelsomething

Жыл бұрын

I was worried he was gonna start talking about the extended cat timeline

Well I didn’t expect to see HellCastle in something else than skyblock but here we are

We all love gd cologne

Polygon absolutely killed it while also staying completely on brand

6:14 literal fire in my opinion

@shushanimsold

6 ай бұрын

FRRRR IT'S SO GOOD

@thelightknight4772

5 ай бұрын

Why does it sound good 💀

@mateochannel523

3 ай бұрын

i agree, we need a full version

@Yesodin41

3 ай бұрын

​@@mateochannel523out on semicolon

@nicolaecalin4217

3 ай бұрын

True

"we tried to make it worse" *Makes 1000x times better than real shorts*

Polygon’s video would take over 30 years to finish watching lol.

1:04 juniper had me dying when she said "THATS ALOT OF DOLLARS"

@Sillygoobernico

11 ай бұрын

same

@MarshMuskieGD

10 ай бұрын

1:10

9:03 Are you sure about that?

@Hyperlaser_Merc

9 ай бұрын

He's wrong. He's the german city "Cologne" (Köln, NRW).

@krichenboi

6 ай бұрын

@@Hyperlaser_Mercdamn I didn’t even think of that

@EinXTRAZ

4 ай бұрын

guidelines: im not a furry Me: lie detector go BEEEEEEEEEEP

@nemorou_

3 ай бұрын

9:01

Hey GD Colon, if you had a clone, what would the name be? For: Shorts Wars

azure's Davinci Resolve Open Sans font goes hard

I did not expect to see polygon donut in this video. 100x better the instant i saw him.

@404Nexel

Жыл бұрын

Same here.

@SetsuwaRess

Жыл бұрын

fr, I was so surprised.

@absoultethings4213

Жыл бұрын

fr, colon really chose the a list here

@cowcode

Жыл бұрын

same

@totallyupdoggin

Жыл бұрын

i thought polygon donut was nonbinary or transfem

14:46 the fact that he could’ve looped it when he changed the song but chose not to genuinely infuriates me

Not only do the shorts paint the game in a bad light, but also one of my favourite songs I will rain hellfire upon this algorithm

This video was amazing!! Everyone’s GD shorts were so hilarious. Some were actually really impressive, like Tride’s and GeoBlitz’s, though my favourite one was definitely yours LOL. The World’s Smallest Violin x Limbo mashup was actually really good. Great job to all the content creators who contributed to this video ❤ And this is why…

11:52 ah yes some good old juniper vibes

@ThisPersonIsSilly

Жыл бұрын

Yeah same

@girlwantsboy

6 ай бұрын

same

6:10 I am Crying. I didn't expect that lol

“IM NOT A FURRY” *Kitsunes: “You sure now?”*

ok im not going to lie colon’s mashup of world’s smallest violin and limbo music was actually fire

Some people don't know the MASTERPIECE which is Geometrical dominator, and instead know Limbo without that one infamous part...

It’s cool that sikky makes actually good shorts.

I've never even thought of a GD Colon + Polygon Donut collab but now that both names are on my screen I'm ecstatic

7:05 bro made an undertime slopper edit

@bonnieexists

Жыл бұрын

I love undertime slopper

@Epic_Animations1

11 ай бұрын

@@bonnieexists GEOMETRY DASH

What is you use for editing?

I remember seeing a world's smallest violin short using a meme gif as "player camera", and some dude in the comments said *"as a Victor of stereo madness nerf, i think this level is easy"* and the creator of the video replied with *"Awesome, good luck!"* I think my point is obvious, the dude that posted the video had no idea of gd

Hearing polygon donut in the list of people in the video was an actual jumpscare, goddamn.

Colon is the only guy I know who could make people actually click on a video titled this monstrosity

Since that looks like Chara, "I will make a masterpiece today" *Chara's last words before murdering Sand-*

I really loved the “sans.” Soundtrack addition at the end of the vid! 🎉

17:46 You just got GEOMETRY DASHED!!

@GeoBlitzy

Жыл бұрын

GEOMETRY DASH

@Cr3ateTV

Жыл бұрын

@@GeoBlitzy I spelled it with an ‘ed’ on purpose.

@Swagincorp

Жыл бұрын

@@GeoBlitzy I love underline GEOMETRY DASH

@Epic_Animations1

11 ай бұрын

@@GeoBlitzy lol nice work into GEOMETRY DASH

Omg 15:40 i almost choked on my food lol

15:41 GD after the lobotomy

How did you make that little critter there

9:18 im laughing so hard at the "what's 9+10" I could hear 😭

@Maze-437

5 ай бұрын

I love gd cologne and sirens

@AndyPlays2_1223

Ай бұрын

Yyy

This is the best crossover I love all these KZreadrs

8:40 i dont know anywhere from this video at all yet im crying my eyes out laughing

0:45 HELLCASTLE AND FURRYEBOY?????

are we gonna talk about how colon seems to permanently look like a 14 year old

7:00 bro said walzee 💀💀

@Hyperlaser_Merc

7 ай бұрын

I love Gd cologne