Every Geometry Dash YouTuber is Hacking...
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I've officially lost all respect for Geometry Dash KZreadrs...
(this video is a joke)
🎨 Character art by Loafee! / loafeebuns
🎨 Shrine background by NetBa! / netba_art
Once again, this video was made as a test for editing with Premiere and is not meant to be taken seriously.
Since I'm basically just remastering someone else's video (and spreading stupid/exaggerated info), I decided against uploading this to my main channel.
Original video by TheMuteTroll: • Geometry Dash KZreadr...
🎵 Music:
Partyt Ar Igang by Bossfight
Stal from Minecraft (C418)
Classical VIP by NIGHTkilla
Dreamyard from Pokémon Black and White
Endgame by Waterflame
CORE from Undertale (Toby Fox)
Deep Sea Bass from Crypt of the Necrodancer (Danny Baranowsky)
Pursuit - Cornered from Ace Attorney
At the Speed of Light by Dimrain47
Chaoz Airflow (Elite Remix) by EliteFerrex
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🦊 Main Channel - @GDColon
🐦 Twitter - / therealgdcolon
💻 Website - gdcolon.com
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if you are confused by anything/everything in this video, it will make way more sense after watching the one it's based off of: kzread.info/dash/bejne/oaSTpMaOkcXenMo.html
@viaquabee
8 ай бұрын
Can confirm
@noobehGD
8 ай бұрын
I love gd cologne
@summonandthe8127
8 ай бұрын
A
@David280GG
8 ай бұрын
I suk cologne's ballz
@bam6146
8 ай бұрын
How would I be confused when you were totally right about everything here
this really makes it clear how weird and nonsensical the original video was, it's kinda crazy that it ended up actually opening people's eyes to hacking 💀
@summonandthe8127
8 ай бұрын
Lol
@staringcorgi6475
8 ай бұрын
Even then the wave movement looked nonhuman
@David280GG
8 ай бұрын
The one who made the original video uploaded for last time in 2018 and theres a comment saying some bullshytt that he did blackmail or something
@Zapact
8 ай бұрын
Hello BoinkMusic
@rjinc
8 ай бұрын
@@Zapact hello mario.
Meanwhile in the alternate universe where SpaceUK never was exposed, Colon still made this exact video as a joke and exposed him anyways.
@lightbulbholder4508
7 ай бұрын
Colon somehow becomes the new MuteTroll by accident
@WolfPackGamingOfficial
7 ай бұрын
@@lightbulbholder4508 lol
@ItsPedro9898
26 күн бұрын
gd colon becomes gd kolo
PURE ART. genuinely. you know cologne has an eye for detail when he even preserves the countdown's original colours (8:05 - i PROMISE the black holes were an editing error!!! camtasia kept failing at 95% so i assumed it had trouble with the final vid...)
@GDSemicolon
8 ай бұрын
Haha thank you!! And yeah I threw in lots of subtle details like random memes and even matching gameplay as closely possible. ATSOL isn't copyrighted so I know the holes aren't caused by that, but when I was young I always assumed it was a copyright workaround so I decided to roll with it lol Also fun fact, some random russian kid copyrighted the Utopia practice song so I couldn't use it in the video, we contacted him and scared him into taking it down but it's still registered in YT's copyright database :(
@samuraychik
8 ай бұрын
Camtasia failing at rendering, this has been a problem in 2015, and remains such in 2023, that's crazy...
@miwiki6
8 ай бұрын
oh
@TheChemical294
8 ай бұрын
@@miwiki6 it's wulzy
@MetalGearBepis
8 ай бұрын
yoooo its the og
commenting on main just to point out that i found this video really interesting to work on because it made me aware of all the weird changes and developments this community has gone through when i was gathering footage from spaceuk, i found that his firework completion had no win sound and his run of the golden had weird audio. both of these were highlighted in the video! but i just find that SO interesting, because 7 years ago that would have been a HUGE red flag, but nowadays we don't care about those things anymore. i was also especially interested by the recent rise in botted showcases of levels - and how if they surfaced in 1.9 i don't think a single player would have even noticed that it's not legit. just some random 2am thoughts ok bye. funny how the community has evolved
@Juiceboxlmao
8 ай бұрын
I loove gd cologne
@Juiceboxlmao
8 ай бұрын
But nah good vid lol
@AvidBBlue
8 ай бұрын
i love gd cologne
@timmydadog
8 ай бұрын
thats insane tbh
@Ardennzio
7 ай бұрын
I’m really scared of the hacks that will surface when 2.2 comes out 😅
I can’t believe people would hack in this game. I can always count on spaceuk to bring the most non faked gd content ever!
@oversight777
8 ай бұрын
this guy knows what he's talking about
@LRRACH
8 ай бұрын
Generation Retro
@FurretAnimationsIsEpic
8 ай бұрын
@@LRRACHgeneration ratio
@Littleham117
8 ай бұрын
Yeah! Right guys? Right.......?
@LRRACH
8 ай бұрын
@@FurretAnimationsIsEpic The only ratio you will ever pull is 50 generations away
I'm starting to have a real hunch that maybe this SpaceUK dude did cheat
@pikminfan123_
8 ай бұрын
Nah bro wouldn't
@peri3333
8 ай бұрын
idk, he looks like a very good player to me!
@BananaXYZ
8 ай бұрын
idk man he seems legit
@bird_obsession
7 ай бұрын
I think the Slaughterhouse completion is legit, but DeCode? There's no way that wave can be beaten at 100% speed!.
@kasoisanti2319
7 ай бұрын
Yeah SpaceUK totally a very good player
1:47 cant believe this video has lost media in it
@weewoomasterlol
8 ай бұрын
sdslayer :0
@helenbooth5109
7 ай бұрын
How is sdslayers comment not even liked much?
@LoquatJuice_
3 ай бұрын
uh
@OmletGaming03
2 ай бұрын
Yet endgame is one of sdslayers favorite songs
@cara-setun
29 күн бұрын
What’s lost about that media?
this is absolute gold, it really shows that the original video was like a cave of nonsense that accidentally struck gold and opened people up to the idea of cheating
@ts4858
8 ай бұрын
Cave of nonsense
@user-fl1st2ot2p
8 ай бұрын
how is it a cave of nonsense
@lightbulbholder4508
7 ай бұрын
@@user-fl1st2ot2pA lot of the points made in the vid didnt really age well. Also he used DeCode as an example, which while I understand was a hard demon at the time, is not a good example now considering its an easy demon
@bm1x718
7 ай бұрын
It’s just that times change, back then the wave was a brand new game mode and the movements weren’t very possible, I’m sure in another 8 years we will look at spaceuk and say his movement look easy
@ts4858
7 ай бұрын
@@bm1x718 the movements were possible even back then. It's just that the guy who made the video couldn't even beat a 6 star
I LOVE THAT YOU INCLUDED THE BLACK SPOTS AND THE RANDOM EFFECTS AT 2:50
@adieuing
8 ай бұрын
@@dynastyrex idk how people use their brains honestly
@panthererousse
7 ай бұрын
wtf 91 likes
@ashsanimationsandstuff2463
7 ай бұрын
@@dynastyrexno lol
@ashsanimationsandstuff2463
7 ай бұрын
@@dynastyrexthey didnt
@PurePain_1
4 ай бұрын
@@DynastyRex ... Yeah that's another one...
This video just put the past 8 years I've spent in the community into perspective. It's such a good take on the original. I like how it starts as a note-for-note retelling, before shifting into a new mold, while also continuing to follows the notes of the original as they apply here. This is more clever than it has any right to be. -but you forgot to reference the video annotation that gave away the cheating method early on, 0/10 unwatchable recreation-
@GDSemicolon
8 ай бұрын
the WHAT
@entropicvoxels
8 ай бұрын
it's really unfortunate that all annotations just got deleted, the most actually useful information in the video was in those annotations
@GDSemicolon
8 ай бұрын
NO WAIT THERE'S AN EXTENSION THAT BRINGS BACK ANNOTATIONS AND YOU'RE RIGHT THERE'S SO MUCH I MISSED OMG OMG
@k9lol
8 ай бұрын
@@GDSemicolontheres a WHAT
@Miju001
8 ай бұрын
Great reply thread everyone
4:00 so obviously cheated. That wave part is not possible.
@TechnicalLOL
8 ай бұрын
tru
@Saturn_57
8 ай бұрын
Theorically possible wave
The Mutetroll is basically the godfather of exposing gd hackers.
@chiefhydropolis
8 ай бұрын
no just script kiddies and fakers in general. don't forget he exposed a bunch of Herobrine sightings and that should be a career
@DexTheTVMan
6 ай бұрын
The godfather of minors
@LukeWright-xu2hv
5 ай бұрын
Wait that was the same guy? Wow, man was on a roll. @@chiefhydropolis
"ITS SPACE F"KING UK" - gd colon 2023 💀
@Sempiturnus
7 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
But... doesn't every Geometry Dash KZreadr include you? Colon, is there something you would like to tell us?
@zSphericle
8 ай бұрын
i cant believe colon would hack decode by rek3dge im unsubscribing
@mrperson9838
8 ай бұрын
He said the thing
@guriflash3603
8 ай бұрын
@@dynastyrex as wulzy said "i love gd cologne"
@LavaXYZ
8 ай бұрын
Colon used hax
@lowrngy
8 ай бұрын
i mean he did cheat in partydynamix
I remember watching the original video several times over the course of several years, somehow this remaster brought back a lot of memories
no way gd cologne would never hack
Great job. This... is cinema. That decode "does this look possible?" IS ICONIC
Now that I’m thinking about it, DecodE is probably the only demon that Space legitimately completed before he was exposed (besides windy landscape)
@lessgenericname
8 ай бұрын
pretty sure his wasureta completion was proven legit
@GorillaFan_32
8 ай бұрын
@@lessgenericnameyes
@tobibilbao
8 ай бұрын
he did beat wasureta and kenos
@duckonaroll1913
8 ай бұрын
didnt he legit rebeat the golden and another one he formerly hacked?
@rainitygmd
8 ай бұрын
@@duckonaroll1913tartarus
This is such a fun callback to an iconic GD video, love how you also made it relevant to the current 2.1 era of the game haha ^^
i remember watching the original video soon after release and being so taken aback, and this is the funniest recreation/tribute to that video imaginable, omg this is so good
Hitting thay buggy part perfectly and seeing this video with modern levels has given me the biggest nostalgia hit possible, Fantastic video my man 💪
@Kratos_TM
8 ай бұрын
I also love how actually easy the decode wave gamplay looks now lmao
to anyone who hasn’t been in this community for a long time, this video must be very confusing. but this is a masterpiece, even to the last details like the change with icdx to slaughterhouse hahah
2:45 geometry dash 2.2 levels be like
I see you added annotations! 1. About SpaceUK's wave, it looks ridiculous because he reacted insanely fast at many places. Unless you get extremely lucky, that would probably be impossible to avoid all those spikes with almost pixel perfect movements everytime. 2. No one ever thought that Lyra Bandicoot was legit lel
@GDSemicolon
7 ай бұрын
@SkyOfQuacks There will always be people who fall for this stuff super easily...
@Hassan_2603
7 ай бұрын
Brother the original comment has 12 likes how would anyone remember such a thing
@milli-ns
4 ай бұрын
You can add annotations in 2023? How do I see them
Now we need TheMuteTroll to approve like when Space was exposed
nice! Only issue is the audio which can at times be too loud and therefore sounding distorted. It’s a common issue with premiere where sounds randomly bass boost sometimes, so playing it back then adding key frames where it randomly starts bass boosting is a good workaround.
This feels like the gd youtube equivalent of Resident evil 2 remake. It's basically have the same plot but has some differences that made it unique.
this is really funny, although it was missing the one (important) thing that the original video got right, which was the orbs pulsing faster when gd was slowed down then sped back up. Thats how Noobas was exposed
7:36 holy shit aeonair
@oatleaf
8 ай бұрын
Can you be my girlfriend
@GDColon
8 ай бұрын
i asked him if he could do a voice line for the vid but he was too busy rip
@oatleaf
8 ай бұрын
@@GDColon can YOU be my girlfriend?
@cheesyisgood
Ай бұрын
@@oatleafI can
Colon is really dedicated to this stuff, he takes it seriously and he should because Decode is impossible so it can not be beaten
For anyone who doesnt know: space did hack and he even confessed it. This was found out after someone on the demon list was looking over completions and heard the clicks not line up.
@Pluto-qy6pb
8 ай бұрын
q
@SuperSomieStuff
7 ай бұрын
I don't think anyone who watches this channel would not know that lol
@TheStingRayIsHere
7 ай бұрын
@@SuperSomieStuff you never know…
“Say the line Bart” “At 100% speed does this look possible to you” “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”
4:06 the moment we were all waiting for
@Platinum_XYZ
3 ай бұрын
the iconic scene from the original!
@kotowskiGames
3 ай бұрын
@@Platinum_XYZ yeah
this was really funny to watch genuinely, the references from the old video and stuff like that really threw me back
i didnt expect you to recreate the empty void parts as well LMAO looks like smth is also having editing issue
4:06 At a 100% speed, does this look possible to you?
@Dasher...
8 ай бұрын
You did an amazing job at keeping the video very similar to the original one, it was like rewatching it but not at the same time 😳 so cool
@SdThe25218
7 ай бұрын
Decode is top 1 demon
@cheesyisgood
Ай бұрын
@@SdThe25218it is
April 24th 2024.
@MrDoorknobREAL
2 ай бұрын
Huh
@metalpipe_animates
Ай бұрын
ruh roh
@MrDoorknobREAL
Ай бұрын
TOMORROW??
@fiame8866
Ай бұрын
Yea
@rayinatorybackity1383
Ай бұрын
well now it is?
this video makes me really happy actually. it really reminds me of being a kid and watching the original for the first time. love your spin on it, super creative idea
This is a legendary parody/spoof of TheMuteTroll's video. You even got those "black holes" in the video too lol.
The crazy thing is that this actually feels like the sort of video GD Colon would make
YO Colon is not a furry.
really cool remaster, also pretty cool that you switched to premiere
As someone who is also figuring out the ins and outs of premiere, i really appreciated this video
It's so weird but funny how it mixes up old & new stuff together.
Let’s comment as if this is the video from 8 years ago
As someone who joined in 2.1 and only finally watched the OG recently this was quite enjoyable ❤
I remember seeing somebody play a daily level. Though when they reached the first ship part it seemed that they had used a speed hack and had forgotten to speed the recording back up. If you trying to hack a level at least be a little sneaky about it.
its still funny to me how decode used to be considered a hard level back in the day
nice remake video i like it
at the black spot my HDMI randomly disconnected and it scared the shit out of me
"i don't hack, i showcase!"
4:14 unrelated, but that music makes me so nostalgic
@splatsavvy
7 ай бұрын
You mean CORE?
@Sussytuvalu
2 ай бұрын
i know it but i dont kniw the name can anyone tell me?
@hedger368msm
2 ай бұрын
@@Sussytuvalu CORE by Toby Fox
3:01 You went all out for the editing. I know it.
this caught me so offguard lmfaoooo the attention to detail is crazy really funny recreation
6:25 YES I WAS REALLY HOPING YOU WOULD DO THIS
2:00 underrated joke
this is actually such a cool concept, and i loved all the random little references 10/10
this video is the embodiment of finding some old fire GD level (or i guess video) and going "this needs a rebirth"
someone now should make a recreation of Riot's exposing videos and telling people to intentionally hate and dunk on the exposed person's channel because they deserve it. wonder how that will age nowdays LOL
2:32 - WeLl ThIs AgEd LiKeD finE MiLK 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Congratulations on beating geometry by toprob. That ball part is so sightreadable!
The changes is the soundwaves’ timing in going into your ears (since nothing is perfect at the exact nanosecond), and the exact sextillionth of a quintillionth of a quadrillionth of a trillionth of a billionth of a millionth of a quarter of a nanosecond that he clicks.
2:29 lol spaceuk turned out to be a hacker
"this ship is going straight as hell!" awesome sentence from gd colon
As someone who watched the original video 6 years ago, this is the most surreal video I've ever watched
Remember watching the original when i was like 12 and it blew my mind lol. Nice remake
8:29 at least the music is lined up💀🤌
Gmd tubular 9 realling upping up the content
9:25 "In fact, I'm willing to bet that on April 24, 2024..." Okay gd cologne we're waiting
@cheesyisgood
Ай бұрын
coolkid363 birthday
at 7:55, the cata clip, I was already suspiscious from the start. That vegas resample is SUPER obvious. This could only mean that they recorded in 120fps, which there is almost no reason to do, or they recorded at 30 or 60 and sped it up lmao
I’m just pointing out how he actually beat decode😂 5:27
2:38 dude 💀
This is going to be harder to find out as the time passes
ive always thought that video was one of the most incoherent and weird gd videos id ever watched. it confused the hell out of me as a 10 year old, and still does to this day. like he never even explained what was wrong with the 2nd clip
8:35 doggie can do straight fly straighter than that :P
@N0VIADUST
3 ай бұрын
@@GDArs3n1c029true
2:52 this is how lvls are going to be with the 2.2 camera effects
@rtrtrrty5370
7 ай бұрын
funniest fact is that themutetroll used these effects in his video, he was so ahead of its time, that he used 2.2 effects in 2015
This is why people who create GD hacks often have some form of recognition in the video that only they and the verifiers know about. This is how spaceuk got caught, there is a very subtle watermark... hopefully GD moderators will enforce this more in hacks so that the game can become a lot more clean...
7:54 if you guys dont know at the end of cataclysm there is normally a text saying he hacked the level
what's that now? 9:27
@deltamaxgmd
4 ай бұрын
April 24th, 2023 aka the day SpaceUK got exposed
@user-eg2ee1iy7z
4 ай бұрын
@@deltamaxgmd Andddddd?
@doglzalex1955
3 ай бұрын
@@user-eg2ee1iy7zwdym and? Hes telling him what happened on that specific day.
@user-eg2ee1iy7z
3 ай бұрын
@@doglzalex1955 idk dude I thought there was more to it
1:02 amog us
Funny how decode is an easy demon nowadays. though i personally think its a medium, "does this look possible?" Will forever be iconic 😂
People might skip over this, but GD Semicolon is SUCH a good second channel name, since a “colon” is used to start a list in writing, but a semicolon starts a list AND adds extra info! Or I’m just overthinking this lol
I’m not cheating >:(
@tires_yt8370
Ай бұрын
Really?…….. I still do no- I mean I TotALly trUST YoU
@bready3453
Ай бұрын
nuh uh man i saw you cheating on your exam
3:23 that's space UK he's not a hacker jk
I'm feeling Lost in this Slaughterhouse because I was walking At the speed of sound (I wanted to PP) and now ISpyWithMyLittleEye at this Bloodbath of too kiD frIEndly animals that is tormented by Mr Crazyhands (I call him like that). Guys I'm finally Back on track. Idk dummy don't ask questions
the fact that he pitched the song to partydynamix up because "copyright exists" raises an eye a lot, because you did already play some of the music, why pitch it up now?
@BetterThanSCJumpscares
6 ай бұрын
Bcs he played parts of the music. If he plays too much yt will notice and copyright it
@coolskeletondude5902
6 ай бұрын
@@BetterThanSCJumpscares idk it’s still a little suspicious to me
6:58 Swear word.... 😢💔💔
@inkceptionist8156
6 ай бұрын
So?
@TheRealLoLGD
Ай бұрын
"SPACE FUCKING UK."
Wow I could really tell that this isn’t your opinion. Your videos' opinions really make sense but I think you did a good job editing this with premiere pro.
That spaceuk slide in is hilarious 💀
I love the new editing style
Finally an video 2.2 coming this month :) I’m planning to speedrun a level using 2.2 trigger the day it comes out Wish me luck
Ok I clicked on this video while on the 3 clips near the beginning. Did gd Colin make this before space got caught?
I cnat belive gd colonge would post this this is really harsh man:((((
Bro dropped the hardest firework edit and thought we wouldnt notice
The cataclysm one is actually legit
Wow. How many times did you watch that original video?
Didn't Space UK get banned from the demonlist
I love how this man didn't even realize the click delay inconsistency with Spaceuk while saying Spaceuk was hacking.
9:14 I agree. I am currently trying to jump to Cata from The Lightning Road and Cata takes me 700+ on practrice mode!