Making Terrible Geometry Dash Ads
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GDcolon: **makes this video** Robtop: I suddenly got an idea for advertisments
@BannedFromTikTok
5 жыл бұрын
Blue Sheep LAMO
@Icey_Editss
5 жыл бұрын
God colon WHY
@seagull7194
5 жыл бұрын
@@BannedFromTikTok Lamo. Lmao
@Reneryx
5 жыл бұрын
Nooooooo!!!
@eeeeeeee5543
5 жыл бұрын
Outstanding move.
I hate the ones that say, *"i NeVeR kNeW aNxIeTy UnTiL nOw."*
@slimsesmis8613
5 жыл бұрын
I never knew anxiety until now
@avidnoceur
5 жыл бұрын
Yep, I've saw that one which advertises 'Crowd City'.
@epicwhitebread5772
5 жыл бұрын
I hate every single one
@your_food_is_ready
5 жыл бұрын
Mobile game devs: Hahahaha guys we're so relatable
@suffer.719
5 жыл бұрын
I feel like it's making fun of people with actual anxiety.
“I can never get past that part.” Also colon: has 100% on hexagon force
@Mistrz-mw4db
10 ай бұрын
Becouse this jump is weird. I also have 100% on this level, but that part was lucky
@YeeterzYT6259
10 ай бұрын
@@Mistrz-mw4db yea I can get past it paranormally easily
@Danpg79Roblox
8 ай бұрын
@@Mistrz-mw4dbNo, just clik 2 da musik
@EasterEggz1Leder
8 ай бұрын
@@Mistrz-mw4dbit's not a jump -_-
@RupertMumphrey
5 ай бұрын
There are multiple jumps in that part
"if you can pass this level in 1 attempt you're legally skilled" level: silent clubstep
@agentblackbird9435
Ай бұрын
Paqoe:
make a playable ad then if you die it says “TRY AGAIN” and then when you tap on “TRY AGAIN” it sends you to the download page
@cameliabalan68
4 жыл бұрын
Futures Past OMG NOW THATS REAL PAIN MY DUDE/GURL
@pogwater5366
4 жыл бұрын
now hold on satan
@shadowplays8535
4 жыл бұрын
Exploding kittens. noice. (Profile icon)
@Diego-jd6pt
4 жыл бұрын
And the ad is so fricking laggy, it FORCES the death and all by lagging
@private4043
4 жыл бұрын
T r o l l e d
the ads are always sped up a bit because our attention spans apparently aren't long enough for normal gameplay
@crazycatlady7326
5 жыл бұрын
What did you change your name to?
@pain7714
5 жыл бұрын
@@crazycatlady7326 to "Everyone said my name was stupid so I changed it."
@empathydoesnotexist1200
5 жыл бұрын
pain this has to be whoosh bait
@kercees
5 жыл бұрын
Mia Montemayor Shoulda asked what he changed it from
@pain7714
5 жыл бұрын
@@empathydoesnotexist1200 now that i think about it, i could get r/whooshed
Also he forgot: if you beat this level, (stereo madness) you are left-brained
@Crafty_Breeze
6 ай бұрын
"If you beat payload in geometry dash world, you are a part of 0.000000001% of players"
7:10 that cursed Dry Out song is fits well with this cursed masterpiece of sarcasm. Lit props
@coopdaXD
Жыл бұрын
its pitched to avoid copyright, not intentional
I hate those ads that say things like *”i cAnT pAsS lEvEl 2”*
@user-hi5vr9xm6s
5 жыл бұрын
They are stoopid
@lucyfer_the_bat
5 жыл бұрын
every time i sea one of theese i think lol noob
@lucyfer_the_bat
5 жыл бұрын
@Jhordan Games beaten nope i am deathmoon
@soybeanz7667
4 жыл бұрын
I can't pass leVeL 0
@usaismycityplol8730
4 жыл бұрын
You stole that ad
I love the ads where they're like "I CAN'T GET PAST THIS PART!" and show footage of a person getting past that part.
@adaragsdale3360
5 жыл бұрын
cherry IKR XDDD
@shutdownforever7751
5 жыл бұрын
In the 110th person to like
@ionisator1
5 жыл бұрын
@@Raccthusiast *i c a n ' t r e a c h p i n k b l e a c h*
@botyaltotertutal468
5 жыл бұрын
Autistic people just don't get it...
@dubbleyou248
5 жыл бұрын
201st like
You could make the ad: "Only 1% of players can beat this level" with stereo madness in the back🤣
@saturn_dragon.
Жыл бұрын
Better Back on Track
@ly-r7
10 ай бұрын
YES
@inatalissimo
3 ай бұрын
Auto level.
@super_duolingo324
3 ай бұрын
@@inatalissimoyou are a god
@inatalissimo
3 ай бұрын
@@super_duolingo324 I meant to put auto level and "only 0.001 % can pass".
This video honestly made me reflect on the low effort they put in those ads irl
Ads be like: "99.99% of people cant reach the finish line!" *PROCEEDS TO JUMP OF THE CLIFF WHILE LITERALLY 1 STEP AWAY FROM THE FINISH LINE*
@zafreelazha2524
3 жыл бұрын
*going up against a boss* _proceeds to literally barely collect any people to help him out_
@sulfuryt1815
2 жыл бұрын
*99999999.9999999 Of PeOplE CaNt ReAcH PiNk* fucking proceeds to fall into the water/lava like 100 times on purpose
@realphantam
2 жыл бұрын
99.99% of people can’t reach the finish *stereo madness*
@arandomuserb1
2 жыл бұрын
1% of people cant finish the easiest parkour *proceeds to jump of a cliff when close to the finish line*
@TheRealR0achy
2 жыл бұрын
@@realphantam i beat stereo madness. I'm the 1%
“its harder than it looks” *plays stereo madness*
@x0v8
3 жыл бұрын
only 1% can pass this level 😥 *bloodbath* i cant reach pink color *icon menu*
@iwillkillsomeguywithoutamu2377
3 жыл бұрын
3
@bitonic589
3 жыл бұрын
S K E P P Y
@luizfernando4497
3 жыл бұрын
But you need to admit that you needed at least 50 attempts in your first try xd
@corgidan
3 жыл бұрын
It’s Actually Easy
13:55 the fact that I got a geometry dash ad after this part💀
This was the first gd colon vid i ever watched. Been a fan ever since.
@KingNickkythe2nd
Ай бұрын
Same, I first watched this video way back in 2020 and later came back to it because this is my favorite GD Colon video.
You forgot “Doctors say that if you play geometry dash 15 minutes a day, you’ll get smarter”
@achromaticism
3 жыл бұрын
don't forget "One game Neuroscientists are BEGGING people over the age of 5 to play!!!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!!11!"
@sheevpalpatine5595
3 жыл бұрын
You’ll get better at geometry
@funnijesterguy
3 жыл бұрын
technically true. you get smarter with reaction time
@interdimensionalwaifutrisha
3 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmmm NOICE?
@salmonsuc
3 жыл бұрын
@@CyberSZ it's immortal
What about "only 0.000001 percent can pass"?
@mastercy
5 жыл бұрын
nobody: 0.000001 percent of people: ePiC wIcToRy RoYaLe
@pocket5094
5 жыл бұрын
W i c t o r y
@200iqpotato4
5 жыл бұрын
Ads: 0.000001 percent can pass Game: 0.000001 percent can fail
@weesa9568
5 жыл бұрын
Welp this proves I’m shit at geometry dash
@Winner1800
5 жыл бұрын
Only 0 can
2:58 "Yeah this'll do" * cuts 83738 hours of colon screaming *
This video is almost 4 years old and yet the mobile game Ads are still as bad, if not worse.
"I can't reach pink color" "0.0000% can pass" "*insert fake X icon*" **insert fake playable ad** "99.9999 repeating % fail!" "I sold my soul..." Edit: And who could forget... "This game ruined my life!" "I haven't slept in..." **Can't solve easy """"""puzzle""""""**
@TheWagonroast
4 жыл бұрын
yup. that's about right
@si-fg7cd
4 жыл бұрын
Actually I dont know why The pink color
@yb9236
4 жыл бұрын
Michael Johnson true
@acid3771
4 жыл бұрын
OOPS No no no, it has to be spelled "colour"
@yb9236
4 жыл бұрын
Ali u get subscriber THE REAL ALIA GETS A SUBSCRIBER jk u get sub
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
@lorenzzo4695
5 жыл бұрын
Level: takes 10.000000001 seconds to finish
@gdomegakle8709
5 жыл бұрын
And then people do this in 3 seconds
@fog8008
5 жыл бұрын
If you do this in 0.000001 seconds you are legally a pumpkin
@karlobuot5037
5 жыл бұрын
ONLY 1% CAN GET TO LEVEL 20!!!
@lebaquette
5 жыл бұрын
It's actually called legaly skill
I love the background of summit’s end screen as a gif. Did you actually beat the game, or did you just grab it off of some rand website?
The "Play Now" would be perfect with the wrong pusab lel
@LyricLandIsAwesome
8 ай бұрын
Yeah lol
He should’ve added “I can’t reach pink level 😱😱😭”
@vanntaablackk8043
3 жыл бұрын
Silverheart r/whoooosh
@keymash
3 жыл бұрын
MegaMushroomBoi Get a life and stop using overused subreddits. He technically did get the joke Ratio
@alexafarley5835
3 жыл бұрын
WahLeed So true
@gagagutorgames6
3 жыл бұрын
(hexagon force)
@Gingo-05
3 жыл бұрын
I know XD
"Only 500 people in the planet can beat this" Level: *auto*
@gamesgo6724
3 жыл бұрын
Only one guy can complete this level * shows pink corruption, the first level of jsab*
@mysticmelodic
3 жыл бұрын
@@gamesgo6724 whAt That's not even a level tho
@rienkaraj2460
3 жыл бұрын
@@mysticmelodic jsab is just shapes and beats a game kinda like geometry dash but not really
@mysticmelodic
3 жыл бұрын
@@rienkaraj2460 I know. Pink corruption is not a level in Jsab lmfao
@TheodorHawthorn
3 жыл бұрын
@@gamesgo6724 that just a fanmade animation series lol
6:21 The funniest part is that geometry dash isnt even available on google play anymore due to lack of updates
3:19 WAIT WAS THAT SEGA?
@Eah16
3 ай бұрын
It was and sonic(MY FAV GAME)
@Purpleboi877
3 ай бұрын
@@Eah16sonic wave is a game that’s crazy
@KrheanosIsland
2 ай бұрын
Average minded gd player @@Purpleboi877
@Gulshanlifestyle
2 ай бұрын
Seeeeegaaaaaa
@KingGreenscreenKid420
21 сағат бұрын
@@Gulshanlifestyletranslated: Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
oNlY 0.01% oF peOplE CaN bEaT tHiS lEvEl The ad: *LITERALLY THE EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD*
@-eloagamesoficial-2011
3 жыл бұрын
if you win level 1 you have 2p292929292929299292929292929292922929292922 IQ
@_af_2821
3 жыл бұрын
If you reach pink color you are smarter than albert einstein
@Jevonuh
3 жыл бұрын
@@_af_2821 why alwyas the pink color?
@_af_2821
3 жыл бұрын
@@Jevonuh well idk
@Tethrarxitet
3 жыл бұрын
Relate
Lvl 1 Crook Lvl 20 Pro Lvl 35 Knobbelboy
@Anti-zu1tp
5 жыл бұрын
lv 100 riot
@beasty6881
5 жыл бұрын
Lvl 999999999 GODZILLA
@ionisator1
5 жыл бұрын
@@Anti-zu1tp lvl 9999 sailent
@Anti-zu1tp
5 жыл бұрын
lvl infinite wargack
@ionisator1
5 жыл бұрын
@@Anti-zu1tp lvl omega kidminer
Whats the desktop or stream music called?? At 0:21
I remember i was watching this stream in the morning while playing codm season 6.God i miss that day.It felt good for no reason
Now that I think of it rob has never actually made a legit ad for GD xd
@Toughfey
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the only ad I saw was one on steam
@aguywhosaguy
5 жыл бұрын
ive seen one, its just stereo madness gameplay. no context lol
@MarkTheHeroic
5 жыл бұрын
But I mean an actual ad, like a popup.
@theannonymaoos1527
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve gotten a gd ad before
@Artizap_
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve gotten a pop up saying you can play GD Meltdown
>appears to be newb >has this super awesome death effect seems legit
@float3542
5 жыл бұрын
GoldenBrian Gaming that was what i was thinking
@rosebud6116
5 жыл бұрын
At least get rid of it
@194_SS
5 жыл бұрын
Stop copying 4chan, you fucking normie.
@panigd00
5 жыл бұрын
@@194_SS wot
@194_SS
5 жыл бұрын
@@panigd00 don't worry, you just don't know about it.
“no one can reach pink cube”
That’s the best ending I’ve ever seen. “I’m not sure if I understand.”
"That's low quality but I don't even care" Ads : "That's perfect for us"
@spoon104
3 жыл бұрын
Spencer oximina yes
@Vaea4
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
these ads are better than even helix jump
@GDColon
5 жыл бұрын
i can't reach pink color
@GVN-py8sx
5 жыл бұрын
GD Colon haha!
@tonysandoval6600
5 жыл бұрын
Yees
@coobfamsquad6713
5 жыл бұрын
Yea u right
@calicoreal
5 жыл бұрын
and helix jumps actually sucks 100% all natural pp so that's easy
10:23 I suggest you use a spinning effect and about 2 seconds of upbeat music like dry out or something like that and then your set to go
I didn’t even notice there was music, I’m just so used to ignoring while making random SMM2 levels.
"You never know what legal issues..." Badvertisers don't care about legal issues. They will literally use footage from another game to advertise their own game.
@jorgetomascontreras7050
2 жыл бұрын
And its always so obvious
@jasonjanssen3545
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine they use this vid to advertise a horrible geometry dash remake.
@Theawesomeninja_XD
Жыл бұрын
And other people's KZread videos. I've seen that a couple times.
@noobysanwich
Жыл бұрын
Sad right
@TinyDeskEngineer
Жыл бұрын
How do they keep getting away with these things?
No-one: Literally no-one: Terrible game ads: *i cAn'T gEt pAsT lEvEl 0*
@flamewolfgaming1926
4 жыл бұрын
No-one: Literally no-one: Really terrible game ads:I caN’t InSTalL ThiS GaMe
@KC_Garcia
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Game ads: i cAn'T gEt pAsT lEvEl -1
@Noobelix
4 жыл бұрын
i would like this but it’s at 69 likes
@Nukezy.
4 жыл бұрын
@@flamewolfgaming1926 oh my god 😂
@hyhan6126
4 жыл бұрын
Gd Level 0? ...... I Know, Bloodbath!
imaging editing a video about editing a video in the same software lol. well done
3 years later i still laugh so much, I've watched it too many times
D-Did he just trick us into watching 21 minutes of Geometry Dash ads?
@miskahn
3 жыл бұрын
No
@jacobflamesus9841
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe
@sean_underneath
3 жыл бұрын
Yesn't
@nikodem770
3 жыл бұрын
Nes
@localshowercrapper7234
3 жыл бұрын
Yes yes yes yes yes yes YES
“I can’t pass level 2” *well I mean we are talking about back on track*
@christaylor6079
4 жыл бұрын
Stereo madness is harder
@gen2742
4 жыл бұрын
@@OpposingPhoenix fork you
@OpposingPhoenix
4 жыл бұрын
@@gen2742 wow...
@LuckyNS
4 жыл бұрын
*why is this still a meme ;-;*
@jasonstarrising
4 жыл бұрын
Why are you guys even talking about which 3* level is harder like wtf bots
add a footage gameplay of deadlocked and then make sure your webcam is on and then say random things when you crash and after 3 attempts add a geometry dash play now picture thingy.
Can someone please tell me what the background music is for the stream, that shi be majestic.
*10 Days Later:* Me: Oh is this a GD ad on YT? Ok let’s watch. Colon on the ad: WOW, this is the best game ever!
@Nexttie
5 жыл бұрын
Download on iOS and app store!
I found this on my recommended page and was not disappointed
@RoomTempuratureCart
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Browne477
3 жыл бұрын
Sssssaaaaammmmmeeeee
@user-vz5sr2yw5d
3 жыл бұрын
Me to
@mattsunbg1601
2 жыл бұрын
My Mom 😂| My Dad😤
@surgescythe2523
2 жыл бұрын
Sameeee
this was the first colon vid i saw its still super nostagic
While you were making the Ninja one, I literally got an ad and it said “Can you do better?”
Download geometry dash now! Available on iOS and App Store! Android: *TRIGGERED*
@kikisafricanhairbrading3741
5 жыл бұрын
But I have Samsung and it's Android And I can STILL get geometry dash
@galacticalized5038
5 жыл бұрын
Also get it on the android and google play!!!!!! Steam: *TRIGGERED*
@Luka-nt9nc
5 жыл бұрын
GET GEOMETRY DASH ON STEAM!
@gmdsewiferos2742
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lisalisalettuce1963
5 жыл бұрын
I have android
There's also some ads where they put a fake X button in the corner so when you tap on it it brings you to their game download page edit as of June 30 2019: wow never gotten this much likes lmao september 12 2020: WTF 5.3K LIKES AND 196 REPLIES
@jaoofy
5 жыл бұрын
thx yellow diamond
@NoNo-qj3ef
5 жыл бұрын
I actually hate those i thought it was a mistake but no i had tap every corner just to get out of this monstrosity of a fucking World war rising, defense style ad thingy
@stelvu
5 жыл бұрын
I KNOW RIGHT FFFFFF
@JosephBallin320
5 жыл бұрын
I hate that
@thechaosreturns8311
5 жыл бұрын
I flippin hate that *thanos snaps self*
I love your Celeste background one of my fav games to be honest
Me: *hits the skip button for an ad playing before the vid* Also me: *intentionally watches a video on ads that are bad on purpose*
Dad: **Is better than My Mom** Me: Wait... That's Illegal
@elliotb8782
3 жыл бұрын
@superminecraft legodude socikopath? I think you mean sociopath
@methis9345
3 жыл бұрын
How would anyone even know? He’s not here.
@MsBabydoll6
3 жыл бұрын
@@elliotb8782 Um they meant psychopath... sociopath is pronounced way differently...
@CodyStrange_10
3 жыл бұрын
Dragonviper Legend.
@randomassdemon8474
3 жыл бұрын
@@MsBabydoll6 bro it literally starts with the first four letters of sociopath
These are absolutely terrible and I hate them. Well done!
@cz_08
5 жыл бұрын
Slithium oh ok
@ArkChannel351
5 жыл бұрын
@@cz_08 makes sense right?
@phr33z10
5 жыл бұрын
Isn’t that the point of all ads? Btw I AM EUGINE
@mecanicsI
5 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@IdL7744
5 жыл бұрын
@@mecanicsI 😂
its almost like those terrible mobile game ads where people do horribly and challenge you to do better
The “fail” thing on the end would be the best
You forgot the ad where it’s like: ONLY 1% OF PEOPLE CAN GET PAST 50%!! XD this video is great BTW :p
@Deadchannel547
5 жыл бұрын
I did that. I beat the level in fact.
@leafyxpin
5 жыл бұрын
@@Deadchannel547 r/woooosh
@salamisandwichs6093
5 жыл бұрын
98,67% FAIL
@sleazyyeezy2238
5 жыл бұрын
Mr. Fancy Fox nope, r/whoooosh to you sir
@thatonepep642
5 жыл бұрын
You mean all of them?
When you find out the video was sponsered by geometry dash
@panzer_jager7412
5 жыл бұрын
ZanyVic oof
@317pboqyc2c6oemvkkcwcncckykq
5 жыл бұрын
69th like. What can I say, Except you’re welco-
@IceTrapta
5 жыл бұрын
@@317pboqyc2c6oemvkkcwcncckykq ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@abondonedchannel6870
5 жыл бұрын
Really?
This is the truest video I’ve ever seen regarding mobile game ads lol.
0:38 what music do you use in this menu?
2010: normal gameplay 2019: *iF u BeAt LvL 5 yOuR'e LeGalLy SkIlEd*
@markwolfe8990
4 жыл бұрын
For gd lite ya it hard for me
@duckieboi
4 жыл бұрын
Hello there
@TheGamerUltimate-jf7qv
4 жыл бұрын
Geometry dash didnt exist in 2010
@mathlouk408
4 жыл бұрын
Lvl 5 is ez
@quadkanix
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheGamerUltimate-jf7qv woooosh
“I cAn’t ReaCh pInK lEveL.” There is no pink level in certain games why can’t people realize that about their own game.
@janzredcadapan3824
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah yeah i know that add too i saw it from the game that u have to push off so many people
@ch5mist
3 жыл бұрын
"pink level" are insane levels
@joseacosta7086
3 жыл бұрын
Because they want people to play
@AngryFrog224
3 жыл бұрын
'Pink' stands for girl Girl stands for love The game creators can't find love
@cursedbutter
3 жыл бұрын
@@AngryFrog224 except for good game devs, they can find love
Or “I don’t get how people are so good at this game, I can’t even finish the second level”
@user-fr9ml3jw2w
2 ай бұрын
That’s me
@garfieldfan925
Ай бұрын
We’re not good you’re just bad
i love how you use the smm2 ground (edit mode) music
“OnLy 1% cAn pASs ThIs LeVel”
@k3nzxzaz081
3 жыл бұрын
"OnLy 0.69420% cAn pASs ThIs LeVel"
@thisrandomnoob1673
3 жыл бұрын
@@k3nzxzaz081 haha epic funny numbers haha
@Npfifyfour_
3 жыл бұрын
Only 0% can pass this level Level: auto
@user-pj9kv5ij2m
3 жыл бұрын
Level : *just rob n' tops*
@ava____6973
3 жыл бұрын
WeLp
Helix jump what? Tomb of the mask? Nevet heard of it Geometry dash is where it's at
@kukkosoosi
5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@sarcastic_much
5 жыл бұрын
Insane Difficulty GD your levels in the map packs are *so mf inconsistent*
@asher_roth
5 жыл бұрын
@@nw3473 *HAPPY GLASS INTENSIFIES*
@agentblackbird9435
5 жыл бұрын
You forgot Snake Block, That game where you use hole creatures to eat a city, and the game where you have to find a picture in a bunch of shapes. (If anyone knows what those last 2 are called, please tell me so I can edit this comment)
@bleach9859
5 жыл бұрын
Ngl tomb of the mask aint bad
I remember the first time I watched this video I had no idea what an extreme demon was because I just played gd lite and was just getting into the game... ah good times
I remeber this being the first ever video I watched of you. good times
I once saw an ad about “my grandma” playing a game and the eggplant emoji was there...
@otheturtle4028
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh why did people put an _eggplant_ emoji. An *_EGGPLANT_* emoji.
@manzencodm8664
4 жыл бұрын
ah yes so the grandma Is a ...
@manzencodm8664
4 жыл бұрын
@I am very retarded i was thinking.. sumtin else
@Branch-vy6qi
4 жыл бұрын
O_ iced LOL
@pyroinspace421
4 жыл бұрын
O_ iced oH GoD
lol how about only 1% can pass this level then use stereo madne--
@luidace3236
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@johnrexcaparroso305
3 жыл бұрын
Stereo madness?
@mudkip4101
3 жыл бұрын
No, Back on Track
@eddieprince5511
3 жыл бұрын
No Noob Just Not Your Request Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob
@JustinGamesJG
3 жыл бұрын
@@eddieprince5511 how old are you
This video is still one one of my favourite gd colon vids for some reason
Colon : shrink a little bit *shrinks completly*
Patrick: I CANT REACH PINK LEVEL His cat: legally skilled
@jotaroscreams9680
3 жыл бұрын
stardust crusaders
@grafitti883
3 жыл бұрын
I will ruin your 69 like!
@CHROME.FINDER
3 жыл бұрын
What in the everliving name of riven fuck did I just read
@trendingtoday3295
3 жыл бұрын
@@grafitti883 why u ruin funny number
@GifGamingReal
3 жыл бұрын
@@trendingtoday3295 because it’s *cringe*
Those ad’s that say “Tap to start!” And when you tap it brings you to their website/AppStore 😒
@soybeanz7667
4 жыл бұрын
OMG yeah so annoying they just want you to download it rn
@user-sl9jo3vf3o
4 жыл бұрын
Omg so true lol
@randomperson9873
4 жыл бұрын
Gawd I hate those
@reverbedfart
4 жыл бұрын
Or the fake X
@wutsoda7998
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s annoying
Where did you get the backgrounds? (The one found at the beginning)
Him: *making an ad peacefully* Some random guy: *sends a $1.99 donation with a message saying "HELP IM STUCK IN A PRINGLE CAN AAAAAAA"or something like that*
"You never know what legal issues there are" **chooses Hexagon Force, which is a copyrighted song**
@lordpetroollo6979
4 жыл бұрын
i think that u cant get strike for having those songs i your video as a level
@famous2255
4 жыл бұрын
Lord PEtroollo profile picture twins!!!!!!!!!!
@cosmictelluride
4 жыл бұрын
CyanTheMarbleRacer I also think he doesn’t to use other player’s levels so the GD level creators don’t get angry
@XxXThiccoModeXxX
4 жыл бұрын
@@cosmictelluride GD levels aren't copy righted apart from the music, which they don't own.
@cosmictelluride
4 жыл бұрын
Thicco I’m talking about ONLINE levels, not OFFICIAL ones.
No one: No one in the entire universe: Bad game ads: *it TOok Me 3416 TRieS To BeAt LEVeL 2*
@duykhangtran4406
5 жыл бұрын
Lol, I only need 500 attempt
@polary3797
4 жыл бұрын
YoU gUyS aRe So FuNnY
@nosesmacker4038
4 жыл бұрын
The level: | 0 | | | | | | :)|
@majedalbarmawi1979
4 жыл бұрын
XD
The “ omg this level is to hard help me “
1:20 the recorder ended because you went fullscreen and out and when you do that it stops
I love how other mobile game ads litterally make us struggle watching a 120 second ad, but this guy can make us watch 21 minutes of his GD ads and we actually like it.
@Kali-bs7oj
Жыл бұрын
That’s what satire is
@Amongus420
11 ай бұрын
Lagaga
@Danpg79Roblox
8 ай бұрын
120 SECONDS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
@parknich081
7 ай бұрын
Dawg what ads are you getting that are 120 seconds long
Colon: *Says the name of fonts* Me: He is speaking the language of the gods
@sirsnausages2164
5 жыл бұрын
Elements Ocean sand
@volllollpsxd5978
4 жыл бұрын
Teach me
@angelcartagena1519
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand a single word he is saying
@theonly1leafion
4 жыл бұрын
@@angelcartagena1519 Me neither XD
@carolineconroy5667
4 жыл бұрын
Let’s play a game
when colon was playing polargeist he listed most song creators except for step (who made polargeist.)
"your mom is bad at life" fades in _then it disappears instantly_
no one: absolutely no one: mobile game ads: IF YoU ReACh LEveL 0 YoUr LeGAllY SkiLleD
@willowafflek1990
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@tutulee3295
4 жыл бұрын
Especially the fucking one where its *"CAN HE BEAT THIS GAME IS FIVE SECONDS?!?! FIND OUT NOW!!!!"*
@thereal3omar673
4 жыл бұрын
Lololol forreal
@kimtea9392
4 жыл бұрын
No one: Literally no single soul or sound: Mobile ads: If you reach the score 0 you are legendary skilled The ad: ad about chrome Dino game
@TIMMEH871
4 жыл бұрын
Gg plays lol
this just goes to show that there goes literally no effort in making these.
@user-cv2my8ck5d
3 жыл бұрын
If you do advertisements,then do it good,i really wanna to see some good 30 seconds ad and not these
@_af_2821
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-cv2my8ck5d i know they are so cringe and absolutely no effort put into them, heck even a 7 year old could make it
@styq
3 жыл бұрын
69th like
@user-cv2my8ck5d
3 жыл бұрын
@@styq nice
@Codey6001
3 жыл бұрын
A 6 year old could probably make a better ad than these mobile ad makers
“Making ads in geometry dash” Me: KZread: ad in 3…2…1…
I love the loud super mario maker 2 music in the background
Imagine seeing one of these ads in one of his videos, THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS
@jacobflamesus9841
3 жыл бұрын
That just happened to me lol
@isabellastarova1718
3 жыл бұрын
it bc i have 195$s
@user-pj9kv5ij2m
3 жыл бұрын
i got one of his ads as i was playing WAO
@TheGooodGMD
3 жыл бұрын
Xd
@hapnyshibe5755
2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobflamesus9841 same
Should have done ONLY 99% CAN PASS THIS LEVEL *shows back on track*
@YeprilesteR
5 жыл бұрын
XD
@sovietmasterfurret9215
5 жыл бұрын
Only 0.00000000001% can pass this level * show stereo madnes clip *
@elyisus3233
5 жыл бұрын
if only 99% can pass the level that mean... that 1% cant pass the level?
@gwnjorn2795
5 жыл бұрын
I am the 1%
@thighhighsenpaioof7423
5 жыл бұрын
Are you the 1%?!?
dude these exist i once saw an ad while playing subzero on bluestacks of a low quality image saying tap the screen and it was a gd lite ad
I honestly miss these ads over the ones that flat out lie to you.
"YOU CAN WIN REAL MONEY WITH THIS GAME 😱😱🤑🤑" edit: I predicted COEMS 🤑 2 yrs ago no way
@FreddyImran32
3 жыл бұрын
Loll
@Grandflea02
3 жыл бұрын
Those ones are so annoying
@mohammedhanif7154
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol
@punishercodm3100
3 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/oYOTspaBerTLiNI.html
@salmonsuc
3 жыл бұрын
@@punishercodm3100 dat sus bro
The mobile game ads that I probably hate the most, is those ads that are desperately trying to be funny, or meme-ish, so they would end up being so famous like those Mafia City ads. And also those ads where people play the game, but it's obviously scripted.
GD colon: creates dreadful geometry dash ads. Robtop: hmm... Robtop again: *adds all GD colon's ads into advertising*.