“Trying so hard to MATTER” lol yes.

"I'm in my 20s. I can't do anything right now. I have to wait until I get better." This is how I'm describing my life

@cosmicraccoon_

4 жыл бұрын

Carlako32 “like a virus, you just have to wait until you get better.” Have been having a bad day and this really summed life up and made me laugh. Thank youuu, Taylor.

@sugarnads

4 жыл бұрын

Being in your 20s is biologically when youre SUPPOSED to have children.

@idrathernot-life5760

4 жыл бұрын

...well now it's how a lot of ppl are 😅🙂🙃🙁☹️

@melissaCgreenwood

4 жыл бұрын

The Mongoose Lol, I'm all dried up, good for me. It's great, men stop paying attention to me when I hit my 30s. That awful part of my life is over. Single and quiet for life. 😀

@centerfield6339

2 жыл бұрын

This was brilliant.

"this isn't gonna work out, but let's just enjoy this first part where we're hooking up in cars and pretending he's not poor!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Being in your 20s is like having a virus, you can’t do anything you just wait. I think she meant the 2020s.

@helens-d1773

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that aged like milk

@sanjayraju988

4 жыл бұрын

Especially when she said the line about using fast food napkins as toilet paper, I bet some people are actually doing that right about now.

@andrewwang9352

4 жыл бұрын

@@helens-d1773 More like wine

@jupii17

4 жыл бұрын

@@andrewwang9352 wine ages better than 2020 does

@NIDELLANEUM

4 жыл бұрын

Being in my 20s when an actual virus is around, I feel like that comment was so real

Taylor is one of the best rising comedians out there. I give it three years til the theatre tour.

@annietrason6538

5 жыл бұрын

I love you.

@patron5460

5 жыл бұрын

Steve Hofstetter hey I’m subbed to you!!!!!

@coltwilson3271

5 жыл бұрын

She's going to have to take the title from Hinchcliffe. Comedymania 2018!

@daviddowney717

5 жыл бұрын

I saw her on netflix man .. her set was DESTRUCTIVE

@gregglass4796

5 жыл бұрын

Steve Hofstetter s. s s DC.

She has a podcast called Self-Helpless and it's really good!

@isaiah779

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for sharing it!!!

@blackanimecat2

5 жыл бұрын

Oh shit! Thanks

@timothyfloogle

5 жыл бұрын

Thank's for the recommendation

@830JJ

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for sharing...i started listening on my drive to work. 👍🏾👍🏾

@elmaasio8736

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

"I just used a fast food napkin as toilet paper." This girl saw COVID-19 coming lol

@LammasDeluge

3 жыл бұрын

Except now so many establishments are either closed or have reduced hours so all us broke people are cherishing those fast food napkins instead of complaining about having to use them lol

“What’s her name? Salmonella?” I CACKLED

This young lady is a natural. She's only 23 and has been doing this for years already ! Confidence, delivery and material way beyond her years.

@comdrive3865

3 жыл бұрын

It comes to her naturally, I'm sure she'd disagree and just say "I love my parents, they made me"

It's a talent to be funny without cussing and offending everyone 😂👏

@blocpartyrocker

6 жыл бұрын

Laura R is that the standard for comedy these days? i enjoyed her stand up, but not for those reasons.

@manguy2000

6 жыл бұрын

True Story. Sadly though there is always someone offended..you can't spend all your time worrying about it..if someone is offended, they have made that choice. They have to deal with it..they can't ask everyone else around them to change.

@sararadley7189

6 жыл бұрын

Laura R what's wrong with cussing? If on late night telly

@Thelastusernameavailable

6 жыл бұрын

Laura R i totally aggree. Classy girl :)

@wubranch1

6 жыл бұрын

Laura R no it’s a skill, and a choice. You are either willing work clean or not.

"Who gave you a glue gun? What did you make??" Lmfaoooo

That sleeping under warm laundry sounds awesome. I'm going to do that.

@bho-lj1jk

4 жыл бұрын

Working boomer wisdom: before going out to de-ice the car on frosty morn, toss the jacket in the dryer for ten minutes.

@Cryptonymicus

4 жыл бұрын

Get a flannel blanket. Same effect.

@couchpotatoe91

4 жыл бұрын

Warm your towel for after the shower in the dryer or over the heater, it's awesome! Also your partner will thank you for it!

@owendaulton9316

4 жыл бұрын

@@bho-lj1jk Thank you for this, I'll need to try it

@jsilva7005

4 жыл бұрын

@@couchpotatoe91 yeah but you have to take the towel out of the dryer before you shower. Won't it not be warm by the time I get out of the shower?

Just going through the motions like an atheist on Christmas with their family 😂

@Toutvids

5 жыл бұрын

I can relate, being an atheist and all.....

@Roy-cz7nu

5 жыл бұрын

That's actually good..

@hyperpress

5 жыл бұрын

i'm an atheist and she isn't taking into account my feelings #offensive

@rileymclellan8953

5 жыл бұрын

I mean I’m an atheist but my parents know it so I don’t have to pretend

@TheKnightBlade4

4 жыл бұрын

We get it, you're an atheist...

"Trying so hard to matter.." Dead.

She's truly funny. She has original jokes. She has stage presence. She has delivery. She has confidence. And more than all of that, she tells her jokes WELL. Those are all very rare in a comedian this young. I expect Taylor Tomlinson to have her own HBO/Showtime/Netflix special very soon. SERIOUSLY funny and talented.

@jingle1833

6 ай бұрын

She does NOW YAY

@mkechandler5776

4 ай бұрын

Good call

What makes Taylor so good is her genuineness & vulnerability…plus a sweet expressive face & excellent comedic timing.

“oaaughhh ... it has potential!”

@SuperSydz

5 жыл бұрын

Husna Mirza i read this one AS she said it FUCK that was so funny

Taylor Tomlinson is one of the funniest people working in comedy today - love her standup in general, and she killed this set!

@mrsinistertoyou

6 жыл бұрын

Then why were so few people laughing? You all need to see Jimmy Carr, a comedian who can actually make the audience laugh.

@brette6854

6 жыл бұрын

disagree. there are about 100 other people working in comedy today I can think of that are funnier than her.

@LauraMcCullough83

3 жыл бұрын

Agree

@pigebarn

3 жыл бұрын

mrsinistertoyou, Jimmy Carr is often way out of line! Picking on people who are not “within his standards”. He’s an a**!

@jdguitar1040

Жыл бұрын

@@pigebarn Don't know anything about Jimmy Carr, but it's relatively clear that mrsinistertoyou is something of a dick. Tomlinson is killin'. Both of her Netflix specials are fucking hilarious. She's boss...

"Just trying so hard to MATTER" holy shi- I actually laughed out loud

“Being in your 20s is like a virus, you just have to wait until you're better.” Well that certainly sums up how 2020 is going.

"Congratulations it's a raisin!" Really got me😂😂😂

"That needs about 40 more minutes, at least" 😂😂

@HUNKragor

4 жыл бұрын

Same with her show 40 more minutes please

"Just needed some carbs, almost ruined my life." 😅

She is a capable and well established comedian despite her youth.

@GenesisSol

6 жыл бұрын

air port That was a statement, yes

@Allagi22

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed, has legit comedy chops. You don't see this kind of talent this young often at all. She is going places for sure.

@DomingoLiu

5 жыл бұрын

She should write a memoir

@ashleya3731

5 жыл бұрын

Remove those last 3 words and that could be a complement lol

@loh.22

5 жыл бұрын

Only a male would make a comment like that

“Oh that has potential!” I’m actually crying

LOL, in about 15 years... with a lot of practice, and a little luck... Amy Schumer can steal this woman's material.

@2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal

5 жыл бұрын

Lol in 2 you'll be saying this chick was never funny, has no material worth stealing and is a bitch who's only famous because of PC culture. #LifeOfAComedienne

@drkside76

5 жыл бұрын

Nah. She's legit funny. Good comedic timing and vocal inflection... Nice narrative build, and great punchlines. I think only insecure, do-nothing sons of bitches look for ways to marginalize and devalue other people. That being said, nobody likes a joke thief... Well, maybe joke thieves and other types of opportunists do...

@fanOmry

5 жыл бұрын

@@2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal I find her funny. And I'm a meritocrat. Which among others.. I utterly hate Feminism since it's a lie.

@junkerinhistrunker

5 жыл бұрын

@@2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal I love you

@BUJU2007

5 жыл бұрын

She's worth a few chuckles. Not exactly hilarious.

She has such a great balance of self deprecation and shade, I adore her style

Love that her jokes and references are for people who lived through 80s and 90s. She was a toddler at the time, but she is a old soul so this makes sense.

She's hilarious. Her throwaway lines are sometimes funnier than the joke she's leading up to.

"...that needs like forty more minutes up in there, at least...." with the little hand gesture, I'm howling !

@ericolivier1687

4 жыл бұрын

The salmonella line was hysterical

What she said about social media is so true!!

@christinatownsend1682

6 жыл бұрын

Hollins23 too relatable. I didn’t know they faked the laughing. 🤷🏻‍♀️

The candid photo bit was PRICELESS.

*c r i m i n a l l y u n d e r a p p r e c i a t e d* she is fire. she has that old soul quality and a keen eye for details. she is getting better

"So this girl is taking like 400 to 500 photos, JUST TRYING SO HARD TO MATTER....." LOL so true!

She’s great wow I actually like her

@brette6854

6 жыл бұрын

wow. that's great. thanks for commenting

@maya_zendoodles

6 жыл бұрын

Brett E Why do I get the sense that I’m being patronized

“ being in ur twenties is like a virus” she says 😂😂 im watching this whilst this freakin Woman is in quarantine for corona 😂😂😂😂😂

TT is one of the few comedians who has a broad insight way beyond her age and is able to make us laugh at our tragedy. Love her work.

😄love this she's a hoot

@philippciunis

3 жыл бұрын

A hoot? Whats that? ^^ been subbed for years btw, love your reactions

@kencarter1854

2 жыл бұрын

She is two halves of a hoot!!

@suxelauh2556

2 жыл бұрын

This is white people language of like 40 to 50 years ago 😂

Damn the virus and fast food napkin jokes hit different now

To sum it up, she has solid, relatable material and she's funny. She doesn't use her gender or sexcapades for material. Kudos Taylor! Whomever you pop out "when the scales come off, after 40 more minutes" will have and awesome and hilarious mom. XD

@motokrack

6 жыл бұрын

em have you seen the comedy line up ?doesent use gender lol fucking hell

@DR3y214

6 жыл бұрын

Compared to Amy Schumer and company? It's just every day life comedy.

@tinaloye2014

6 жыл бұрын

n0yz gender is funny

@DR3y214

6 жыл бұрын

Tina Loye, I don't disagree. But I feel it's too easy a crutch for female comics to use/overuse.

@tinaloye2014

6 жыл бұрын

n0yz I mean... most male comedian I know talk too much about sex... comedians generally use topics that are easy to grasp for their audience and it's often difficult to know if new material will work especially on big stages unless they are well established.

She is legitimately funny. Amazing. Laughing from start to finish.

She's better than she should be for her age. Always nails it.

So glad I found her, she's hilarious! She's making jokes for a single 28 year old woman for sure.

I love Taylor Tomlinson!!! She needs a special!!

She was great! Good delivery; we need more comedians like her.

Damn this girl is refreshing, energetic, and most importantly funny af.

relatable af. ♥

Warm laundry does infact help fill that empty void where love is supposed to go. Best nap of my life.

@ashakydd1

2 жыл бұрын

And fresh bedding.

Such an original voice in comedy. Fucking loved every second of it.

In my twenties, I'd spend my entire paycheck partying on the weekend and have to eat spaghetti with ketchup, mustard, and soy sauce from the packet drawer for a week.

She just spoke to my *ENTIRE* life up until now.

10/10 That was fantastic

Behold a master of her craft! Holy shit she killed it!

Soooooo good! Clean, super relatable and great delivery! MORE TAYLOR PLZ!

I've only discovered this gem of a comedian and without a doubt she has become my absolute favorite female comedian. She has a very bright future ahead indeed !

Hey Steve, you were right! I just saw Taylor's second Netflix special...she is hilarious!

This act hits close to home. 🤣🤣🤣

“Sometimes I think I wanna get married, but then I eat bread and feel so much better! Just needed some carbs, almost ruined my life”!!! LOL She is hysterical. Watch Quarter Life Crisis if you haven’t; LOVED IT!!!

She's captivating and the content just in the first two minutes . . .She really keeps it rolling.

Talented and hilarious! I look forward to seeing more of her work 👍

She can be funny without being depressing! Awesome!

I thought she did great!

@egamez6601

6 жыл бұрын

mehhhh

@kritikasingh5737

2 жыл бұрын

@@egamez6601 f off

Made my day!! One of the best standup short videos.

So good! Looking forward to see more of her

"They went through the motions like an atheist with their family on Christmas."

@m.c.martin

3 жыл бұрын

Lol that’s me

Taylor nails it every time...

i've watched all her comedy and it's gold

I love that she has always stayed true to her style.

She was funny and clean with it!! That's rare! Lol

@kaalen24

6 жыл бұрын

derjoh1986 Rare for a reason.

One of my new top 5 comedians, shes perfect

Wow, I love her SOOO much. One of the most talented comics ever.

We need her to star in a movie about Carrie Fisher.

@unmuchoproblem0

4 жыл бұрын

uhm

well atleast ppl try to matter on the internet by faking it, i just gave up. i disappeared like marty

Very good. Well delivered and hilarious observations

I watch stand up comedy every night and this comedian is so relateable and incredibly funny!!

One of the few times I’ve given Jimmy Fallon a thumbs up! Love Tom

So much respect to this young talented comic

I love Tomlinson! Well done. And yeah, babbies are freaky :P

This was so great! Taylor is so talented and funny. I could have listened to a much longer set from her

I’m 23 and i have a very vague memory of disposables but i truly could not catch my breath during her ‘that was a candid photo’ it was SO funny omg

i saw her live after watching her on conan!!! she’s so good i love her energy. the entire room was laughing, and she doesn’t really seem to try like other female comedians. can’t wait for her success

@angelofcaffeine

5 жыл бұрын

Can we please just compliment her on a job well done without putting down an entire gender in the process?

Love Taylor! So funny!!! Loooove the "who gave you a glue gun..?" 😁😂😂😁

One of my favourites!! She’s always quality.

wow, her act has gone from this to one of the funniest things i've ever watched. her new sets...busting-a-gut funny. you've come a long way, taylor.

Everything she’s saying is so relatable as a single 28-year-old woman 🙏 Need more female comics like her

I actually had to write a memoir in high school for a grade. I got a 98, and my friend got a C, so she was complaining that our teacher thought she had a C-grade life XD

I hope you get BIG Taylor! SO relatable .. You deserve it. 👏

She's AWESOME.

I want a relationship as strong as her jacket’s button

@bho-lj1jk

4 жыл бұрын

Yahya Zakaria It looks like hook and eye, so you better be into kinky!!!!

@salalamonster6

4 жыл бұрын

I think its a safety pin bro 😂

Not a single wasted minute. Everything was solid and landed hard, even on the light material. Absolutely succulent.

One of my favorite comedians! Love you!

This was amazing, i need more!

I love how she hates her 20s. So relatable.

Way good! So funny, true, and clean to boot!

Awesome as always

"Being in your 20's is like having a virus. You can't do anything, you just have to wait until you're better."

She is sooooo hilarious!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

3:48 "They didn't make any noise, they just went through the motions..." I fully expected a sex joke, but her twist was better 🤣

Your timing is superb!!

Damn, that was a tight 5....really the best I've seen from her.