“Great Grandma Jean was a racist who never saw the ocean.” Oh my god her delivery is flawless

@sonall3422

3 жыл бұрын

"She just lasted a while" 😂

@ThatsillyChickBeth

2 жыл бұрын

The sarcasm in her voice LOL that's what does it for me! She's awesome

@sublimeade

2 жыл бұрын

but why is it funny? Nothing wrong with being racist

@leeeastwood6368

2 жыл бұрын

@@sublimeade, well that depends on where you live!

@rachelg6289

Жыл бұрын

@@sublimeade ummm yes there is?

"she just lasted for a while" I can't stop laughing at that. She's got a point.

@gabrielforsberg8744

2 жыл бұрын

indeed, that part was quite profound!

That Costco joke is sneaky hysterical. And she's not even using it as a punchline. So good

This woman is killing it. Her Netflix special was so good. I'd very surprised if she didn't land a show soon. Her physical follow-up is so good. The wedding bit she does with young brides is gold.

@adiposeNarnian

3 жыл бұрын

Don't look at them, look at me, I'M YOUR FUTURE.

@rasaecnai

3 жыл бұрын

@@adiposeNarnian I need a PROJECT! That was an amazing bit

@sassypants7536

3 жыл бұрын

I had to rewind that part about 5 times because I was laughing so hard. Some of her material is a little smug and mean, but the majority is hilarious!

@helrisonn

2 жыл бұрын

@Paulo Soares That's your best? interesting

@james-michaelrobson287

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. She's one of the top 4 underrated comics working right now.

Her jokes come like a machine gun. Set up , punchline rapid fire.

@Greg-TC

3 жыл бұрын

She's fast, but in my opinion, someone like Mitch Hedberg is the real joke machine gun. That dude says three jokes before figure out the first one

@jovanleon7

3 жыл бұрын

@@Greg-TC Mitch is a legend. And she got potentiasl to match even Mitch.

@anniemack6855

2 жыл бұрын

induhindus... yep- and I love that- 😊😁 😂😎💥👏👌🤙✌️👍

@scottbunn1222

2 жыл бұрын

A gatling gun at that just mowing down that audience

@matthewshroba1511

Жыл бұрын

Yeah she’s my new favorite rn

If I had a roommate who greeted me every morning saying "Namaste" I'd eventually have to say "Nahh you must go"

@andrewwade5655

3 жыл бұрын

buh bum tish!

@ayuramu3041

3 жыл бұрын

I'm Indian and never wished 'namaste' to someone in morning, what's wrong with these white people

@jovanleon7

3 жыл бұрын

@@ayuramu3041 lol

@zehraak1651

3 жыл бұрын

@@ayuramu3041 they just use the stereotypical stuffs for making the show funnier

@kritikasingh5737

2 жыл бұрын

@@ayuramu3041 same dude , same

Taylor Tomlinson always looks so sweet and vanilla, but she’s a killer! If there is a Heisman award for comedy, she’s a contender.

@tmntaddict

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, that's like me--I appear innocent until I start speaking. 😁

@somegirl558

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I red that half-blind and it was funny. 👏🏻

@somegirl558

2 жыл бұрын

@@tmntaddict yeah, we should team up

@AlmostaFlipinSkater

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Venusvacumms_07

2 жыл бұрын

@@tmntaddict that's my friend in a nutshell, the things they say STILL surprised me lmao

''You want points for not cheating on me'' Sums up my relationship status.

@dashferlev7848

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I do this to my fiancee (okay it's been like twice and we've been together 9 years) and it's because I never ever get hit on and I have absolutely nobody else to tell. I hope your relationship is similar, but when I mentioned it, it was more like "Hey I found $20 on the street!" kinda news.

@theshadylady1982

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like you're due for an upgrade.

@DanKaschel

5 ай бұрын

​@@dashferlev7848Every relationship is different.

I've heard the "Girl at Starbucks gave me her number" joke maybe 20,000 times and I will always laugh. (Especially because she keeps changing it.)

So we're gonna just ignore the "Your a floating head that makes me snacks " line. HAHA

@RajeshChauhan-ms8be

3 жыл бұрын

What's the meaning of floating head here?

@elsagranquist9755

2 жыл бұрын

@@RajeshChauhan-ms8be i’m assuming it’s a response to the grandma saying “i have a body too”

@richardbottom9843

Жыл бұрын

We.. we all saw and heard the same thing. No one's ignoring fucking anything

@emilymauch1871

Жыл бұрын

Hi jj

Saw her live a couple days ago at a drive in show with Whitney Cummings. Great show

@arisingtide4974

3 жыл бұрын

What kind of influencer are you? What creams are you selling?

@ericbrown1101

3 жыл бұрын

A drive in show? That sounds awesome.

@Greg-TC

3 жыл бұрын

@@arisingtide4974 lol not one and none. I don't even own any creams

@lindsayinabox1

3 жыл бұрын

Jealous! I'll bet that was awesome

@imrightdotcom

3 жыл бұрын

I remember doing things. Was at fun as it used to be? I hope I get to do something outside soon. Lol

My great grandmother hit 93, and her last words where: "I have had such a nice life". Funnily enough she was the youngest of the three. The oldest sister hit 98 but the most impressive one is the middle sister, she hit 112 and was (unlike most supercentenarians) not looking like a corpse. She was also the oldest person to ever live in our city. and altough our city isn't that big on a global standard it is still quite important historically (A very old and socialist city in a more conservative European country). She witnessed both world wars and that's quite sad though.

@natalyamartirosyan

Жыл бұрын

Budapest?

@Killerwale-hk4wy

Жыл бұрын

@@natalyamartirosyan No, Budapest is quite big, I'm from a city in Belgium, wich used to be quite big in the middle ages but currently is about 1/7th of Budapest's size

@alannahhurley386

Жыл бұрын

What a backhanded compliement "unlike mostsupercentenarians she didn't look like a corpse" 🤣🤣

@Killerwale-hk4wy

Жыл бұрын

@@alannahhurley386 but... have you seen some supercentrarians? There are people who look like a double grandma. These people surpassed great grandparent, they became giga grandparent.

@Irish25cent

Жыл бұрын

@@Killerwale-hk4wy Belated congrats to her haha, 112 is no joke. I think the oldest person ever recorded was Jean at 121 from France?

A floating head that makes me snacks... this woman is f'in' insane, bruh. 😅😅😅

@michaelcaraccia7819

2 жыл бұрын

bruh LOL Think that word was made up by a gay person

Taylor’s last joke, about the Starbucks barista, seemed like the perfect rebuttal to Patrice O’Neal’s infamous joke about how women should “thank their man” for not cheating. Thanks Taylor! I needed to hear that after listening to Patrice’s joke.

@Person1865

2 жыл бұрын

I've never heard that joke and I don't need to.

@malvoliosf

Жыл бұрын

There is a saying, a man is as faithful as his options. Keep that in mind.

@Person1865

Жыл бұрын

@@malvoliosf lol what options do you have?

@malvoliosf

Жыл бұрын

@@Person1865 Me? I’m single.

@Nortarachanges

Жыл бұрын

@@malvoliosf , then men have no self control? They’re drooling animals with no free will? You don’t think very highly of men

"Cranberries, blueberries and almonds." BASED

She's got the whole package! Hilarious, smart and perfect timing!

@chessmentor63

2 жыл бұрын

And a solid 5 with a great personality

Taylor is absolutely hilarious. 3:57 SENT MEEEEE. The accuracy of it all.

I love when the camera pans over the audience at the cheating joke at the end, and you can see so many people just totally uncomfortable. The one dude in the front looks like he's laughing to be polite, lmao. Fantastic set.

"well this is an adventure!" was so passive aggressive.

"Those are INGREDIENTS." Yes. Ingredients to something that isn't going to taste that good either.

@foxxxy1115

3 жыл бұрын

That just got a giant LOL from me. Should be in the routine!

@Amaranthyne

3 жыл бұрын

Not true. Brown sugar, oats, eggs, bourbon, you can make a killer dessert with that.

@matrixphijr

2 жыл бұрын

@@Amaranthyne Nowhere in that dessert do I see any room for cranberries, blueberries, OR almonds.

@Amaranthyne

2 жыл бұрын

@@matrixphijr Baked oatmeal with nuts and fruit. Absolutely killer 👌

@HMABH

2 жыл бұрын

well.. depends how you use them ...

Intellectual humor will never get old…..

Even though she’s not as established as others she is by far my favorite comedian

I love her and Whitney 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥

@noomade

3 жыл бұрын

she is infinitely funnier than Whitney!

@BW-lb3vd

3 жыл бұрын

@@noomade I think i got blocked, i seen her and whitney, i said nothing bad wtf.

@FuckGoogle2

2 жыл бұрын

@@BW-lb3vd Do you need a safe space? You said your peace someone didn't like it, move on.

@JustinCoasters

2 жыл бұрын

With every Special, Whitney comes across like an Alien from another planet who watched Lifetime Direct-To-VHS Films.

Honoured the most Basic term of agreement 😂😂😂

I love Taylor Tomlinson!

@thomasmitchell4128

3 жыл бұрын

DIBBBSSS

@ousontmeslunettes9891

3 жыл бұрын

Love love love her too. She makes my dark intrusive thoughts funny!!

@spencer25

3 жыл бұрын

Same fam, she's hilarious!

You honored the most basic term of our agreement. Dead 😄

"you honored the most basic term of our agreement" lmao

She’s only in her 20s? Her jokes are so wise and mature (about life). Most comedians don’t move on from from sex jokes until they are in their 40s.

Taylor might be my new favorite comic. She needs an hour special ASAP.

@trauko1388

3 жыл бұрын

Already on Netflix

Her impressions of the healthy roommate and the emotional girlfriend are hilarious

@1:07 LMAOOOO blondie wasn't allowed in the limmo at prom

The woman is an original creative genius.

@amyray63

6 ай бұрын

@Starrjet She Could Have A Great And Long Career As A Stand Up Comedian Based Upon The Videos I’ve Watched! Precisely Because She’s So Creative and Original! If She Can Make Every Person (From 12-70) Laugh Out Loud! I’ve Laughed At The “I Quit Dating Losers! That Took A Minute! There’s No Rehab For That; Only Sponsors..” 1 Minute And The Next Minute I’m Laughing At The “Hermione” Impression (From The First Harry Potter Movie) Regarding The Phrase “Ex-Fiancé”.. I Happen to Be 60 Years Old And I Still Chuckle When I Watch Taylor! 😂

Absolutely one of the best new comedy talents to come up for a long time. Pure comedy gold

Came, killed, left. Love this princess with a machete.

@AdrianColley

Ай бұрын

"Princess with a machete" is so apt. I'm stealing it.

The pinchline to that last joke keeps getting funnier

3 minutes 30 seconds of new material, yet its still the joke that's been killing since 2 boyfriends and an engagement ago that's the closer and gets the applause break, with a new tag on though. Loving the evolution of Taylor, happening in front of us, and still keeping it a pro. Always get my click and always looking for those new 5 minute sets

@3Silence

3 жыл бұрын

it says "Original airdate: March 10, 2016"

@basketanand

3 жыл бұрын

@@3Silence Well good, cause the rest of the material was lukewarm at best. I'm glad it didn't make it to the special or her other sets

I said to my mum shes a floating head that makes my snacks. Now Im writting these lines from heavens.

Yay new video!! Ugh I just want a friend like Taylor. Gotta love a direct, sarcastic and witty girl, her stand ups are great.

She is a master at her craft. So professional... and so darn funny!

she's one my favorite standup comedians, hope to see her live one day

You honoured the most basic term of our agreement Hahahaha

A floating head that makes me snacks! I'm weak! 🤣🤣🤣

God I love the flow! It's so funny and so fast. I'm addicted.

"you're a floating head that makes me snacks"

This girl owns my heart 😌✨

@arisingtide4974

3 жыл бұрын

I met her and she's not that cool in person

I hope someday I get to see her live! I almost didn't recognize her because she's not blonde here but DAMN SHE'S GORGEOUS AS A REDHEAD

@jadeyu7197

3 жыл бұрын

OH DAMN! i thought it was just the lighting hahaha

I've never heard of her, but I totally love her! Like, for real, she could be my best friend! Good skit girl!

Just watched her Netflix special, she's so funny - underrated gem. Best part was the wedding side bar bit

2:01 dude in the back having the time of his life.

🤣 IVE NEVER SEE THIS AND I LEGIT SAID 'Those are ingredients' BEFORE SHE DID

that last joke has a couple more jokes at the end! she finish early for mercy ! she is a machine !

ok the last joke got me lol The Most Basic Agreement of Our Relationship SHOULD be a Taylor Swift song, she'd make a mint.

Taylor’s the best 😂

She's an amazing comedian!

She really is extremely funny.....She's killing it.

"Dude those are ingredients" fhfjfdkd

"You're a floating head that makes me snacks." Uhh... Seriously? Tomlinson is K I L L I N G it!!!!! Haven't been this excited about finding a new stand up that I love since discovering Burr 'bout 6-7 years ago. Absolutely fantastic...

Her stage presence is on point!

Very clever how she spins old fashioned scenarios and makes them fresh and original

"Who hurt you?" -that's just it with tirelessly happy (acting) people. They've been through chemotherapy or their mom has, and they just don't have time for negativity. It's lonely way out there on that end of the stick. You will find these amazing people working in Oncology wards where they KNOW the patients have only so much time to live. You will be grateful they exist. And you will be in awe of how they cannot be broken.

@jadeyu7197

3 жыл бұрын

i hope we dont confuse fighters with toxic positivity tho

3:35 she should go for Batgirl

Just discovered her online. A great comedic talent. Lockdown suddenly better!

She is the funniest comic Ive seen in A LONG time

Sometimes you don’t really know you like a comic until you find yourself repeatedly going back to their stuff

"no you don't"... too true.

0:52 caitlin reilly is the only person i've ever seen match the pure wasp mom energy that radiates from taylor's expression

She is killing it with all that fresh material.

She killed it with these bits 😂😂😂😂

the cuts to white girls was worth it

She is such a great comedian. Her material is really fresh and personable.

She's hilarious! Great set!

@wspencerhand

3 жыл бұрын

Her jokes are funny too.

Best young comedian out there. She can and does hang with the best of them.

She's such a natural, it's just amazing 😂❤️

She is a machine! This woman is fantastically hilarious.

2:01 that dude at the top right corner giving the death stare with no emotions lmao. His girlfriend clearly dragged him there

Just discovered her but love her already!

She has to be one of the best

Taylor is my spirit animal.

"Are you threatening me, Frank?" lolol

"you're a floating head that makes me snacks" good gosh

My daughter in college is living this right now!!!Shared your clip,she's a fan now. Mustafa🤣🤣🤣 we ain't friends!!

Awesome video. Thanks.

😂😂😂😂😂 “adventure” lmaooo

Great delivery, nicely original and very funny.

This is the perfect stand up crowd lol

So so talented! She ll be big!

This is my personality in a nutshell… this is awesome

I don't know how I didn't see this sooner. In a word; Hilarious.

Never heard of this gal till today, she's fricken funny! Love it!

Totally lost it. She's hilarious!

She is great, love her comedy.

I'm working foot of stage for 2 of her shows tonight. I never heard of her before, but I'm looking forward to seeing her tonight. The videos are hilarious.

Strong, smooth delivery and a rapid-fire set. She's good.

I think... hands down... the best current comic!

I'm glad she's still doing stuff. Shes already great, but she has a place comedy history. I really wanna see it happen.

@Gintoki_Madao

2 жыл бұрын

She has a new special

@CarissaConti

Жыл бұрын

If there's an award for comedians who land the most Netflix specials before they're even 30 then she'll probably clean house.

Why was everyone in that crowd so gorgeous???

She's a really good comedian. She has it down.

Dang! Amazing work on really nailing the swooning this time. Swooning on this joke on laugh factory from 3 years ago lacked the drama.

She is SO funny. Great content & delivery. She’s going places.

Hilarious. U r so good.