Taylor Tomlinson Stand-Up
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Comedian Taylor Tomlinson returns to The Tonight Show with jokes about breaking off her engagement and getting pulled over for drunk driving while sober.
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this audience did NOT gas her up as much as she DESERVES
@needsbeer
4 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@mrknarf4438
4 жыл бұрын
I mean, they're roaring with laughter at all her jokes. What more could they have done?!
@ericahayen302
4 жыл бұрын
Those late show audiences are TINY.
@kharizmacobb4690
4 жыл бұрын
Grace Morgan you are right
@dinorawruh
4 жыл бұрын
RIGHT?! The crowd was not good
The "ex-fiancahh" joke deserved uproarious laughter, I'm fully bitter
@jtybright197
4 жыл бұрын
no it didn't
@pathologicaldoubt
4 жыл бұрын
maybe from women...
@nwahally
4 жыл бұрын
Indeed. But well. Nerd crowds are rare even outside o corona season. We tend to rule the web, though.
@3o3hsuan
4 жыл бұрын
+1 I died
@Jetway
4 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite part!
...lady lizard brain says, “Level Complete”. lol
@psychic3527
4 жыл бұрын
...Lady Lizard Brain says, “Level complete.” LOL. Fixed your comment.
@fromthehaven94
4 жыл бұрын
Comparable to the T-shirts with the words "Game Over" along with the game controller.
@spacecab1
4 жыл бұрын
@@psychic3527 Level Completed*
@anjalisharma-de4yg
4 жыл бұрын
she is right...😂😂😂
@nefarious67
4 жыл бұрын
I’m on level/marriage #3. I must be an expert player then. 🙋♀️
"The ring kept getting caught on ... my freedom." So true.
@antonettprado412
4 жыл бұрын
And sweaters too
@randomdude5644
3 жыл бұрын
@@antonettprado412 I didn't get that.
@kezibeeart3552
3 жыл бұрын
ah, yes the classic being afraid of commitment to one person
@user-ff5yt5dy2h
2 жыл бұрын
You're either a very immature young lady or a very immature old lady. Sorry, there's no inbetween for that statement.
@klfjoat
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ff5yt5dy2h Twist: I'm a guy.
This girl is so on point with her control of the jokes and her tangents are spot on!!
@user-ff5yt5dy2h
2 жыл бұрын
"on point with her control of the jokes" ?? "her tangents are spot on" ??? How come these days, in the comment section of every new coming comedian, you'll find some critic, some "amateur joke enthusiast" that enjoys breaking down the jokes like it needs some Shakespearian level of analyzing?
@deergoat3468
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ff5yt5dy2h calm the fuck down theyre just complimenting her. Do something better to do
@amiablehacker
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ff5yt5dy2h the words "control" and "tangent" are Shakespearean to you??
@Jx0592
Жыл бұрын
Whatss tangent hahaha attempted searching but it showed me the math tangent
@playswithblades
Жыл бұрын
DM me your dealer's number because none of this stuff was original or funny, we called this unattractive girl whining in high school 20 years ago...
"I've been drinking since noon, make me laugh" What being a comedian must be like half the time lmao
@emmanueloduntan3286
4 жыл бұрын
Nick Arrington 😂🤣🔝
@jonathandorozowsky4005
4 жыл бұрын
Somebody got the joke! And we're all very proud of you! Yes we are! Yes we are, Nicky-boo-boo!
@Nick-yv1wy
4 жыл бұрын
@@jonathandorozowsky4005 cool bro
@user-xq6lf2ub4f
4 жыл бұрын
That shit had me dying!
@Rob-kp7fi
3 жыл бұрын
@@jonathandorozowsky4005 u 100% liked your own comment cuz that was cringe
She's witty, funny and not gross for no reason. I love her.
@jonathanxavier2026
4 жыл бұрын
Right not a single boring cliche mention of her vagina or dirty underwear.
@esobelisk3110
4 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Xavier that’s not cliche, that’s Amy Schumer.
@briandwiggins1576
4 жыл бұрын
@@esobelisk3110 LMAO
@HanQ28
4 жыл бұрын
She has a level of underlying self-respect and confidence that many young female comedians seem to be lacking a bit
@vic5015
3 жыл бұрын
@@esobelisk3110 you know, it *is* possible to like one person *without* tearing another one down. Just saying.
So nice to see Taylor once again obliterating the stage with absolute control and confidence. She's intimidatingly excellent.
@dylans2088
4 жыл бұрын
A few punch lines and she'll be the total package
@charliebrownatemybro
Жыл бұрын
I think this felt a little forced or awkward... If anyone reading this thinks the same, watch more of her stuff. This might be one of the worst, she's WAY better than this clip. Maybe it was because the audience feedback wasn't picked up by the mics? Or maybe I've seen these same jokes of hers told way better in other videos? I kind of hate to have seen this video because she's way better. Maybe because it was on Jimmy Fallon? And that guy is as unfunny as they come? And he kills her cool vibe?
@blackrose9ify
Жыл бұрын
@@charliebrownatemybro I kinda get what you are trying to put across. Even I felt like her natural vibe was missing
@playswithblades
Жыл бұрын
1.7k likes and only two positive commens so many years later. And they say AI is strong nowadays... come on Alphabet, do you really think we are ALL high at all times?
@Theomite
Жыл бұрын
@@playswithblades I mean, with weed being (mostly) legal, it might be an educated guess.
Why is nobody talking about how awesome her suit is?
@mrwest5552
3 жыл бұрын
@ Pricilla : AND how she looks Awesome in it !
@aasthasharma1295
3 жыл бұрын
Because she's a comedian and it'd be great to talk about her work instead of what she wears as a priority but ok.
@dereugler1848
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah she could rule Germany in this suit..
@tokiburoak7457
3 жыл бұрын
Because the focus is supposed to be on her comedy..
@WalkerMachine
3 жыл бұрын
btw she said later she regretted wearing this ( I think it was on Whitney Cummings’ podcast)
"...they just have you sigh into a harmonica..." That's just great
@Ottosgirl123
3 жыл бұрын
This joke deserved so much more laughter.
@alextheextreme
3 жыл бұрын
Not her joke . Heard it before, but can’t say who said it. Great delivery tho!
@solokalnesaltam3015
3 жыл бұрын
@@alextheextreme I'd consider waiting to verify my info before accusing someone of joke theft
@AAAAAA-ox8zd
3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious because this is how sad I am driving around trying to find a purpose
@Vinemaple
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I had to pause and hold on to my chair for that one.
0:40 the fact that people didn’t get the Harry Potter Jokes proofs that they are a lot of old people in that show
@germanchocolatechip
4 жыл бұрын
Or very young. Tbh Harry Potters been a while.
@annaliz1981
4 жыл бұрын
The old people should have gotten it😉
@emmanueloduntan3286
4 жыл бұрын
Anna Maguire you’re not old in your 20s 🤦😑
@anthonycaraballo6547
3 жыл бұрын
The leviosa joke got just as much laughs as the line before that called ex-fiancé a spell. Do you honestly think that people in the audience don’t know that the world wide phenomenon “Harry Potter” is? Or is it more likely that the way she timed those jokes out didn’t work out in her favor?
@aleabeckermann2100
3 жыл бұрын
Anthony Caraballo Nah I think they really just weren’t as familiar with Harry Potter or didn’t enjoy the joke itself
This girl is seriously the funniest comedian I’ve seen in years! I wish her all the luck in the world, we need more of her!
This girl's trying to get me arrested. "Sad driving test" my license would've BEEN suspended
Taylor Tomlinson is so good, that audiences actually let her down.
@swedishmanguy
2 жыл бұрын
I agree
@daveg4236
2 жыл бұрын
It’s tonight show and Fallon blows
@jedimastayoda112
2 жыл бұрын
Let me know when she tells a joke and I'll remember to laugh.
@Redskies453
2 жыл бұрын
I think they are used to Jimmy Fallon filling in for them.
@sayresrudy2644
4 ай бұрын
nah, the set is boring
I'm disappointed she doesn't have more specials..trust me I've been searching..thats why I'm here.
@scotty7229
2 жыл бұрын
and I'm just on here looking for you, girl
@bird3713
2 ай бұрын
I've got good news for you
"Oh you think you're happy, scarecrow? Better wait till the wizard gives you some brains. I've been drinking since noon. Make me laugh." 🤣🤣 Can't handle it!
“I’m gonna make one of them bigger for, like, eight years.(crackling)” so real Iolllllll
she killed it and the audience missed 80% of the jokes
@brutus4013
2 жыл бұрын
No they didn’t . There were no jokes to be found. They were generous and at least laughed and applauded when prompted.
@lizsmith7374
Жыл бұрын
@@brutus4013 dude who hurt you
@brutus4013
Жыл бұрын
@@lizsmith7374 She certainly did with her total lack of humour while professing to be a standup comedian . Standing yes , Comedian , no .
@apseudonym
Жыл бұрын
@@brutus4013 dude you need love in your life
@brutus4013
Жыл бұрын
@@apseudonymGot love and lots of laughs in my life , dude. Maybe it’s you that has issues if you think she’s the greatest thing since sliced bread . 🖖🏽
Man that audience let her down. Shes hilarious!
@regreene2384
3 жыл бұрын
Crowd sucked. She’s funny.
@swedishmanguy
2 жыл бұрын
She was hitting too close to home. Plus the audience had to think to get the jokes...... which means lag time between punchline and laughter.
@hazzapizzle23
2 жыл бұрын
Nah she’s actually not funny I think they were being very generous with the laughs
@brutus4013
Жыл бұрын
No , she just was not funny at all . She was lucky that the tonight show has laughter and applause signs that light up.
@xe_rene
Жыл бұрын
@@brutus4013 aww brutus, reminds me of a dog.
Just watched her tell the same joke (opener) more recently, and her delivery has improved so much since this performance! I love her stand up!
She needs to be wayyy more famous than she is now; best up-and-coming comic, no contest. Incredible joke writing and delivery
“I’m a little sad, is there a sad driving test” very funny! Thx!
Tough crowd! How did she not get waaaay more laughs than that? Killed it though girl good job!
Gotta love how Jimmy walked in and just... repeated one of her jokes. You know! Like those comments on youtube nobody likes! What a guy
@TragoudistrosMPH
3 жыл бұрын
Lol that was so incredibly awkward lol
@meowza
3 жыл бұрын
It's a huge honour. Letterman would do it to guys like Brian Regan and he'd mention how that was one of his greatest moments of his career. Not just to be asked to guest spot on the show but to find out the host was not only listening (truthfully, not all hosts care about all their guests), but to show it by highlighting a line they were particularly tickled by.
@TragoudistrosMPH
3 жыл бұрын
@@meowza no longer seems awkward 😁
@makenziecompise3056
3 жыл бұрын
He could have been antagonizing her, because it’s a recycled joke, I heard her use it on her Netflix special.
@missytizon4477
3 жыл бұрын
@@makenziecompise3056 Comedians do that all the time lol. Like they say the same punchline and then make the best version of it on their actual stand-up, the others are like test drives
Her Hermione impression sounds like a spot on Russel Brand 🤣
She is brilliant she packs so much content in one line people dnt do that in their entire show...and never drags the references, u get it u get it she moves on... this girl is amazing...
Just watched her Netflix special. Girl is funny and wears it with so much confidence. Cant wait to see more of her
@sassypants7536
4 жыл бұрын
Her Netflix special is amazing! I had to rewatch the bit about stopping her wedding 3 times, because I was laughing so hard. She's brilliant!
Yeah her Netflix special is a definite recommend! I listened to it while jogging and was running and occasionally laughing like a madman
@roberthardy2013
4 ай бұрын
You would love “What goes up might come down”
She’s my favorite comedian Right now Hope she comes to Upstate NY soon! Would love to see her live
@trishalather6527
4 жыл бұрын
Marie she’s going to be at Albany funny bone apr 2 and 3
"No officer...that was my best." Does cute dismount and presentation.
I've met Taylor's work yesterday and I sincerely think she is the most talented stand up artist I've ever seen. For real.
"I have been drinking since noon." I know this.
Looooved her netflix special. Hope she gets more
I watched her Netflix special. And it was THE BEST!!! Her delivery is just perfect! And the crowd was amazing!
That was good. A good, polished set. She knows what she’s doing.
This one hurt a little too much after having an ex-fiance as of two weeks ago. Super accurate, haha.
@TheKillahKyla
2 жыл бұрын
Hope you're on to bigger and better things now 💕
@roryjineffect
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheKillahKyla thanks, random internet person! Been with someone that mutually cares for me for the past 6 months, great to know what good love feels like.
The pacing of the jokes in the netflix special is so much better. Such a good comedian. Cheers.
@CarissaConti
2 жыл бұрын
She only had a couple of minutes to plow through things. What I've always liked about her jokes is that she packs them in, one after the other, but without seeming rushed, whereas other comedians often drag things out or repeat themselves (Chris Rock is notorious for saying everything 3 or 4 times) to fill in for lack of material.
She's one of my top favorite comedians! I really can't wait for her next special though since I've already watched the two on Netflix.
You need more content. I just can't get enough of you. The best comedian I've ever seen
Her timing and tone is so on point!
@rlast4698
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
I don't care what anybody else thinks or says, Taylor is true comedy genius. She makes me laugh.
Her 'God impression' reminds me of Kelso from that 70s show
@mwatts059
3 жыл бұрын
I definitely saw that too lol
Taylor's comedy is my fav--- love her Netflix show!
Just knew her from Netflix! LOVE HER!!! Waiting for more!!
The vegan joke made me cry I laughed so hard 😂
I watched it twice. Hilarious stuff. by the end of the second time, though, I felt like taking care of her and telling her it'll be all right lol
5:05 "sigh into a harmoinca and if it's on pitch....'get out of the car Johnny Cash!'" is probably the funniest and sad but true description of depression ever. Her jokes and delivery in all her sets are so good. My favorite is still the pep talk she gives her not-crying husband-to-be. The cupping of the chin is one of the best stand up gestures ever. kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y5OtvKqpadvPhNI.html 1:58 (in the link video)
AAAHHHH IM SO GLAD SHE FINALLY GOT A NETFLIX SPECIAL!! Been waiting for this for like 2 years yayayay
Seen her many times and is always super funny plus equally adorable 😁🙌
shes so good its insane, so many jokes in such little time
She was brilliant! Thanks for the laughs :)
She's so good, I really love all her material. And even here under TV constraints she rocks soo much
Ive never heard of her till just now. But she is helarious!
I've seen her napkin joke a couple times now and I laugh every time.
I’ve been like binging her on KZread. She’s hilarious! 😂
I kind of want to just give her a hug and tell her how wonderful and funny she is.
@carmagurl317
3 жыл бұрын
Lol I think she knows ! At least I hope so.
Her NFLX special is amazing; glad I checked it out. Shes funny and her delivery is amazing and pleasant to listen to.
"I'll make one of them bigger for, like, 8 yrs". "When your breasts are finished growing long before your brain is". Taylor is a realistic, yet blunt, and down-to-earth comic. Has fun with everyone. Yet doesn't really ravage her peers as she does herself. Very entertaining !
One of the best comedians I have heard in years. The creativity in some of the jokes is like Carlin, Chapelle etc. Very clever.
Damn that red suit is incredible.
"Am I better than everybody else? " Yes, Taylor, you are; so much better... 😏
Yes. Definitely, yes! Every generation has its greats...this lady is a HIT!!!
@rlast4698
2 жыл бұрын
Damn right!
I am just finding this hilarious talent. Just what I needed during this crappy time!
I really enjoyed her special . Cannot wait to see what else she does.👍🏻
This crowd sucked and before anyone said, "they laughed a lot" or "it's corona season" it wasn't until a week after this big events were shutting down and businesses didn't start shutting down a couple of weeks later. So this is a "normal" Jimmy Fallon crowd that think "breaking character" in a comedy sketch is the funniest form of comedy.
@kritav1111
4 жыл бұрын
It's corona season
@MissKellyBean
4 жыл бұрын
@@kritav1111 just couldn't help it, could ya? 😜
@Athinira
4 жыл бұрын
Nah the crowd didn't suck. Taylor is great, but this wasn't her best performance by any stretch :-)
*just discovered her today, instantly follows her on every social media platform i have and proceeds to watch all of her performances i have access to*
@sabi6684
4 жыл бұрын
Mackenzie Jackson just discovered her today myself. Her comedy is full of wisdom lol
@jasondashney
4 жыл бұрын
Same here. It's so rare to see a girl's comedy comment section be 99% positive. She's for sure going to blow up now. Get ready lady, life's about to change. She's been on talk shows so many times but nobody cared. A few days on Netflix and everyone's on her nuts. Netflix is unbelievably influential. It can turn you from a journeyman road comic to a rich celebrity almost overnight.
love your special!! love your pantsuit!! this was uploaded on my birthday!! can't wait to hear more :)
This was a great set!
Really love her shows, hope she works more on her content n get more exposure
she is genuinely one of my favorite comedians
I love her voice Don't no why but she is just perfect
She is so much talented 😍❤️!!
OMG! What a sweetheart!🥰
Luv her, on Netflix stand/up. Raw n funny, as hell ! Luv her :-)
Thankyou. /i am in so much pain right now, this is one of the only things that is helping.
This was some seriously solid material!
I saw her live like 4 years ago opening for Tim Hawkins, I’m so happy she’s come so far!
@MalloryNewcomb
4 жыл бұрын
thy lionheart She opened for Tom Hawkins?! No way!!!
This is so funny *Cries myself to sleep
Taylor Tomlinson is seriously one of my favorite comedians. Her delivery her timing her jokes I end up crying laughing every time I listen to her. A+
Oh god, I shed tears at the end!! Ooohh so funny!!
So happy for taylor...saw her 1st on Bert's podcast
Taylor was so good! And what a lovely suit!
This is brilliant! My new favorite comedian.
This one was perfect 😂👌🏻
"I've been drinking since noon, make me laugh"
I like her idea of a four dimensional wedding. Saying “I do” to every version of your spouse on the timeline
Great as always
The prefrontal cortex stops developing at 25. I only found this comedian last night and I am obsessed lol.
5:24 *Did he just call her "Natalie" Tomlinson lol*
@user-wf7mg9fd3z
3 жыл бұрын
Omg he did!
@lpr5269
3 жыл бұрын
No. He said Taylor.
Gorgeous, and hilarious. Taylor is the whole package
She is my favorite comedian by far lol.
She has some great talent with her voices. That Oz bit cracked me up for minutes.
“every crappy version of you” i’m in tears this is hilarious
Lmao haha she was good! I liked her! 🤣
I just discovered her last night. I'm super pysched she's getting the praise she deserves. My KZread rabbit hole seemed to go in chronological order. Some no name club a few years back, then on Conan, then clips from her special. It was kinda rad.
Very talented comedienne! She will be around for years!
If they start testing for sad driving, they need to test for angry driving too. The one for before the marriage, and the other for after.
SAD DRIVING TEST LMAOO
I would never lie or cheat on u!!! Your personality is exactly what I want in life!!!!
“No Officer, I’m not drunk, that- was my best.” 🤣💀