Get up to 33% OFF your Displates here: displate.com/promo/falinesan/?art=63fca7c15689c (I am in the banner guys very handsome) - Who was the best Bachelors my vote is on Jack solely because corgi

@dollic1de

Жыл бұрын

FIRST REPLY? HI FALINE ILYSM ❤❤

@darling_syn_drome

Жыл бұрын

rahhhh

@K_r_r_i_s_h_a_

Жыл бұрын

2ND REPLY

@arisnote

Жыл бұрын

are you still the angle to my devil

@lemonade1316

Жыл бұрын

Jack

The way ken just completely ignored the poem 💀💀

@mrykhai

Жыл бұрын

Bro was flabbergasted 😭

@lemon2524

Жыл бұрын

Bro had a processing error.

@thatonething1287

Жыл бұрын

he rly just skipped over it 😭

@milojakari-kogane7668

Жыл бұрын

Like?? I was so shocked he ignored such a masterpiece 😭😭😭 BTW SALT FRIEND PFP???? I LOVE U I HAVENT MET ANYKNE ELSE WHO LIKES SALT FRIEND 👹👹👹👹

@ssnehaha

Жыл бұрын

mans really said 'i ain't reading all that'

Faline accidentally swiping left after saying he’s gonna teach us “how to woo the ladies” is the funniest thing ever

@tl8211

Жыл бұрын

"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."

@tsultana3411

Жыл бұрын

How to woo the ladies : Step 1 - You don't.

@peacefullbreeze

Жыл бұрын

So sad yet releatable too. Like I'm sure I would do the same thing

@SaraTheSaltShaker11037

Жыл бұрын

Don’t worry, it’s all part of the plan- bro’s playing hard to get lol lmao

@Miyoluvsmochi

10 ай бұрын

akaashi you are so real for this

I need a person in my life who can understand my humour the way ken understands faline's

@oddlemone

Жыл бұрын

FR

Faline desperately going “where are the women D:” is everything

@shimizohra4689

25 күн бұрын

W O M E E E E N N 😢😢😢😢

@_hihi_0.0

25 күн бұрын

@@shimizohra4689 WOMENNN :((

Faline has evolved from writing wattpad fanfics when he was twelve to rizz

@cowboylikedans

Жыл бұрын

Character development frfr

@Ari.smells

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@ninafroggo-gq4bd

Жыл бұрын

Literally

@ranch9167

Жыл бұрын

the wattpad to rizzler pipeline

@poketopia1

Жыл бұрын

real

ken is the most chill person on tinder lol

@bluebeka2458

Жыл бұрын

If that's the most chill, i don't wana meet the polar opposite of that. 😅

@erikapavedtheway

Жыл бұрын

idk the phone number thing was a little 🤔

@bluebeka2458

Жыл бұрын

@@erikapavedtheway Yeah true. And the fact that he wanted to go on an other social media way too baddly. I mean why? I talked with guys like that on the internet too. And i got annoyed so i just told them off. But idk, what's the purpose of that tho?

@galazyxstarz

Жыл бұрын

ikr

@TheMisterBerry

Жыл бұрын

@@bluebeka2458 my guess is because that you only have so much freedom before Tinder starts consistently asking for money :X

Now imagine ken finds this video I HOPE HE DOES I HOPE THERES A FOLLOWBACK TO THIS STORY FALINE

@aikotachibana2060

Жыл бұрын

@Rhea wut for real dude? u know this guy or smth?

@Cloudkirb

Жыл бұрын

He did 😭😭😭

@delulululu_na

5 ай бұрын

WHAHAHAHA?- HOW DO U KNOW?????????????????@@Cloudkirb

Ken probably being the most likable for me so far, the "come back" killed me too 😭Faline just messing with all these guys, i'm cryingg lmaoo

Faline went from a Pinterest boy, to a writer, to a chameleon, to rizz

@calamityheh

Жыл бұрын

Faline has gone through many stages of his life

@dr.ritsfilterlife

Жыл бұрын

That is dedication. Faline deserves 69,420 rewards fr

@calamityheh

Жыл бұрын

@@dr.ritsfilterlife yes

@YIPPIE123

Жыл бұрын

Wait we skipped the furry one

@MissMubzo

Жыл бұрын

@@calamityheh mari

"He's so normal, I feel bad" "Why am I not scaring him" Faline have you any idea how little interaction most men get on dating apps? Even if you are clinically insane, they are at least happy that someone is talking to them

@juststatedtheobvious9633

Жыл бұрын

Too many men on dating apps spam generic small talk, or go straight to creeping. It is just as depressing for a lot of women, from what I have seen. Just in a different way.

@user-nb5jo2xi1g

Жыл бұрын

@@juststatedtheobvious9633 Dating apps really are not safe at all

@CaelWhiz

Жыл бұрын

​@@juststatedtheobvious9633 I can see that. I myself am gay, but I am afraid to try Grindr and the like because of my circumstances.

@ohgodohnothebees

Жыл бұрын

​@@juststatedtheobvious9633 This is why I am a lesbian

@thereza3

Жыл бұрын

​@@ohgodohnothebees me but im aroace

Faline: trying to make myself as normal as possible Also faline: Occupation: 🎀*queen*🎀

14:12 THIS IS LEGIT THE BEST COMEBACK TO A RIZZ IVE EVER SEEN

@Kina.Psycho0

7 ай бұрын

EXACTLY

the fact that Faline says "pinterest" instead of "tinder" has so many implications and is so cursed lmao

@Xsaori

Жыл бұрын

For real

@xexpaguette

Жыл бұрын

you cant spell pinterest without interest

@Salvation-qi1bl

Жыл бұрын

WHAT ARE THE IMPLICATIONS ??

@niamh3128

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@astr___

Жыл бұрын

Faline spents a big time in pinterest 😅

idk if ken is a kind, nice person or a serial unaliver, psychopath. The way he was persistent was both admirable and worrying 💀

@HemantKumar-id3jg

Жыл бұрын

Every guy on a dating app ever.

@acanofwhoopass4599

Жыл бұрын

@@HemantKumar-id3jg indeed

@emilyau8023

Жыл бұрын

Thirst is real

@hyukangjeu

Жыл бұрын

right

@slam.p

Жыл бұрын

unaliver?

i love how faline went from "awkward teen with no life skill" to "even more awkward teen and not a single oz of life skill but haz SWAG And riz" lol

11:00 The pregnant emoji killed me ☠️

"the irony of being attracted to more than one gender and then not getting bitches either way" are you my spirit animal? god faline

@theplaceforlame

Жыл бұрын

Nah falines not just a god

@Qkkkqr_

Жыл бұрын

Faline like me fr fr

@catperson7098

Жыл бұрын

Not just y'all, me also included frfr

the reason why faline wears a mask is because the rizz that emits from his mouth is too powerful

@Ari.smells

Жыл бұрын

FACTS

@yourmissingleftshoe

Жыл бұрын

trueee

@user-hq6pv7zb3z

Жыл бұрын

Faline is the new marvel superhero the rizz puker

@user-nb5jo2xi1g

Жыл бұрын

Faline has too much rizz to handle

@alleyes4niyaa

Жыл бұрын

reaaal

12:57 THIS WHOLE INTERACTION BYEEE

That "mwah" at 12:30 made me laugh so hard I almost choked on a goldfish cracker lmao

@bunnyrabbit3650

6 ай бұрын

I was choking on my cheese it 💀

@Lumine__1

5 ай бұрын

​@@bunnyrabbit3650 i chocked on air

There has never been anything more relatable than the difference in Faline's calm reaction when he sees men and the excited squealing when he sees women

@sora5373

Жыл бұрын

ikrrrrr

@jjQlLlLq

Жыл бұрын

Me fr 😂

@wahidali681

Жыл бұрын

As a bi person I relate so much 😭

@vaniverma4981

Жыл бұрын

@@wahidali681 sameer

@yukiii-

Жыл бұрын

frrr

ken is so real for this one i hope he gets recommended this video at 2am and has to painfully relive this conversation

@Edd829

Жыл бұрын

Lmao I'm dead- 💀😭

@Alan_27

Жыл бұрын

Fr 😂😂 😂😂

@jeminimota75

11 ай бұрын

I wish that too pls😭🤚

@demonknight5617

11 ай бұрын

OMG MOCHILOKI?!!? You watch Fal too??!!

@mochiloki

11 ай бұрын

@@demonknight5617 YES I DOOO HI !!!!

I’ve never seen anything more relatable than Fal’s absolute panic when faced with beautiful women

9:27 this is what a yandere girl reads to you before they marry you and chain you up in their basement forever.

I Like how they weren’t phased by the pregnancy jokes 😭😭 Edit: Damn the likes increased my life expectancy, thanks :)

@heckerlil6171

Жыл бұрын

ITS WAS 999 AND I WAS PLAYING WITH THE NUMBER WHO LIKED

I love how you felt bad for leaving Ken off and then ur first resolution is “should I fake my death”

@Faline_San

Жыл бұрын

In hindsight that does sound worse

@drawingatrandom7679

Жыл бұрын

@@Faline_San nah…

I gasped at the "she looks edible" part, and just stayed in shock for a good minute 😭

0:38 SO RELATABLE, I’m scared of commitment, scared of people and I’m attracted to both genders yet get literally no one

@_WhyIsEveryHandleTaken.

6 ай бұрын

Yeah lol its like being on both teams, but still losing either way

Faline forgetting how to differentiate his lefts and right is hilarious

@thecatsays4666

Жыл бұрын

I DO ALL THE TIME 💀

@isipisi99920

Жыл бұрын

The story of my life 💀

@Tin_Head

Жыл бұрын

I JUST USE THE HAND THINGS I’M SO BAD AT LEFT AND RIGHT FML

@CryBaby145

Жыл бұрын

I do the same thing, but it's just because I'm dyslexic );

@yeseolee2625

Жыл бұрын

@@CryBaby145 same and I’m not even dyslexic 😂

bro ken was so real for loving fal’s insane humour

@AmarisFrede

Жыл бұрын

bro ken 😆

10:27 WHY WAS THAT SO CASUAL LMAO

“Im going to teach you, how to woo the ladies!” *looks at phone* *swipes left on accident* “N-“

Faline is proof that the B in LGBT stands for Bitchless Don't worry Fal I'm in the same boat too

@sniffxy

Жыл бұрын

yooooooooooooo

@nekochadechu

Жыл бұрын

Let's Go Bitchless Team

@HiIAmSpirit2

Жыл бұрын

I am bi (or something, whatever it doesn't matter) and I've got a lovely woman of my own 😎

@jessicest

Жыл бұрын

woo woo, all aboard the bitchless boat 🛳️

@The_BlOb

Жыл бұрын

@@HiIAmSpirit2 show off

so whats the lesson we learnt in this video? never use any dating app, they'll most likely leave you devastated

@ranch9167

Жыл бұрын

and also nobody matters much until it's a woman. if it's a woman you have to be the absolute rizziest of rizzlers.

@tetept4

Жыл бұрын

@@ranch9167 but the woman won't match with you so you'll never get the chance to rizz

@canon9145

Жыл бұрын

My aunt married a man from tinder and they have a son I was shocked when I heard how they met. They seem to have amazing relationships and truly love each other-

@JustABubbleTea

Жыл бұрын

​@@canon9145 what a beautiful story

@petersall1055

Жыл бұрын

@@canon9145 tinder dev propaganda xD

Man, Faline went to a whole new level to find love in Pinterest. I could never

that poem was unironically well made💀

"Job title........queen" Yes Faline, we stan a totally mentally stable queen.

@DeathOWO-br9mi

3 ай бұрын

Rick roll lmfao

Ken was so sweet so it's unfortunate he was technically being catfished 💀 From what I saw, he's good looking and funny. I don't have a clue how he put up with Faline's shit so casually, and he's so chill he would honestly be such a good friend.

@martiddy

Жыл бұрын

I guess he thought she was just joking, because let's be honest. Her messages weren't believable at all.

@kikiburrito

10 ай бұрын

To be fair,why the hell is he on tinder? He is so charismatic and has good sense of humor

@Lynettebestgirl

8 ай бұрын

A

@reedy_9619

7 ай бұрын

@@kikiburritoprobably a catfish Metacatfishing

@ldkmelon

7 ай бұрын

many people are not on tinder to find dates at all, or are equally doing exactly what faline is doing for shits and giggles. Just see r/tinder for that haha.

" where have cute mommy went " 💀

12:42 ken desperate 😂

@FreakOiZoid

8 ай бұрын

Lmao🤣

The fact that ken was still writing you after that poem is ducking hilarious, I would have run for my life if someone sent me this like 5 messages into meeting them.

@leafychild5179

Жыл бұрын

FR like why are these people so… desperate…

Faline: falls hard inlove with adriana on tinder Also faline: *swipes left* (also for those sho were wondering ESFP stands for extraverted, sensing, feeling, perceiving. :D)

"lying is okay sometimes" Story of my life lol ♡

11:11 Be afraid (of Ken). Be very afraid

Lets pray Ken finds his ultimate Soulmate after that emotional break up with jennie

It’s amazing how Faline can make me cringe and laugh so hard I cry at the same time

@zrielle

Жыл бұрын

same fr

“I heard there is a spirit on it that possesses people” **pregnant emoji**

9:38 the poem??? helloo

“Lying is okay sometimes” -Faline San, 2023

@negligible_reality

Жыл бұрын

words to live by! truly inspirational!!~ 😍🥰😊😇❤🌟✨💅🙏🙌👏💁‍♀

It's scary how Ken is so calm throughout this 💀He probably experienced more RIZZIER things than this 😍

Ken : you can give me your number Me : *gives a number of Pizza Hut and kfc* And after deletes the app :)

The fact that Fal can even make an advertisement entertaining is kinda scary-

Imagine just reading a text that says "your dog looks edible" 💀

ken's "come back" had me on the floor

When fanline said "im gonna feed my baby"and never came back it reminds me im gonna get the milk

ESFP (extraverted, sensing, feeling, perceiving) is one of the 16 personality types identified by the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. 1 People with ESFP personality types are often described as spontaneous, resourceful, and outgoing. The ESFP personality type is often referred to as "the performer" or "the entertainer. (THE WAY YOU WENT WITH THAT AND CALLED IT A FUCCED UP PERSONALITY LMAOOOOOOOOO)

Faline: ‘let’s try and make this as normal as possible’ Also Faline: ‘Queen’

From fanfics to poems, Faline has done it all

I love this so much, please make it a series!!!!

we need a part to a part 2 ASAP please i beg you this was the best tinder video ive seen so far you were so good and ken btw was like so chill he literally ignored all you chaos and the poor guy was just tryna get your number hahha PART 2 PLZ

I can't believe everyone is ignoring how he can hold a rose in his mouth while wearing a mask What I mean to say is that he's basically biting his mask on the inside...THIS IS SO ON BRAND FOR *FALINE*

@remirizz

Жыл бұрын

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

@DianaMirror

Жыл бұрын

Ngl thats easy you just have no mouth strength

We're basically rolling on the floor every time Faline is texting Ken and Ken is full on normal mode

i just wanted to say faline thank you for existing i love you so much you always make my happy when im sad

the salt is lovely💖💖 your moving pictures are splendid

As someone who will probably end up with dating apps in the near future, this has me absolutley terrified

@non-shockingtopics7563

Жыл бұрын

Tried it twice. Trust me man, it's not worth it. You're honestly better off dating in friend groups if you can.

@PierreMiniggio

Жыл бұрын

Depends what dating app you're using. Mainly used OkCupid, matched with about 50 women there, and I never had a text interaction as weird as what Faline was making these guys put up with. It's actually a really great way to learn texting and a lot of stuff in general and to make some friends first. But it's a bit hard to involve yourself romantically (especially if long distance) because it's still a weird vibe knowing that every single point of the conversation, the other person could be swipping for a bit and find someone else to talk to in an instant and treat you as an option rather than a priority. Like you can't really afford to really commit without taking a risk of wasting time, unless you can set up a conversation full of trust and honesty, which is a hard thing to learn to do. And now happens that the person I'm chatting with and will likely become my significant other reached out to me directly from a context that wasn't related to a dating app at all. So it's a lot easier to commit to her even before meeting her because she showed interest specifically to me. So honestly, Dating apps are a good learning experience if you use a Dating apps and filters that actually allow you to match with people you can chat with.

@XxSugarFangsxX

Жыл бұрын

@@non-shockingtopics7563 I can’t, I’m hoping that love jsut hits me like a truck one day!!

@non-shockingtopics7563

Жыл бұрын

@@XxSugarFangsxX Well, in that case: try not to think about it too much, enjoy your life/explore new things for the moment, and be open to when an opportunity comes a-knockin'. Still wouldn't recommend dating apps, especially if you have any self esteem issues, depression, etc. I'm not a psychiatrist but as someone who has some of those issues, I can tell you it didn't work out well and all dating apps did was make those problems worse. Good luck!

@PierreMiniggio

Жыл бұрын

@@XxSugarFangsxX I think you should do both. I first started the dating app route. I learned a lot from there. And suddently out of nowhere 3 women showed interest to me in a non-dating app situations in these last 3 months, and I was able to lead the conversation a lot better after having the experience of chatting with many people.

If you're sad or having a bad day, Faline never fails to make you laugh-

@ArnulfoPeralta

Жыл бұрын

Bobert

@kilwom

Жыл бұрын

Sir Bobert

@dittonewjeansloves

Жыл бұрын

fr

@averypogfrog

Жыл бұрын

Sir mr bobert

@shunlemoncake

Жыл бұрын

fr fr

I started dying after Faline started choking when giving him the Dominos number 😂

Omg thank you faline you made my day so much better I was having the worst week ever 😭😭

Faline : Ya boy is a rizzler here to help you out Also Faline 2 seconds later : *Swipes left*

Faline has gone from a writer to cosplayer to rizz truly a legend.

Faline your such a great person and I was having such a bad day today from like stress and yk. Your such a light for everyone of these stupid axolotls and honestly please keep on being a comfort KZreadr. Lol I’m sounding cheesy but you deserve all this love ❤️😭🙏

BRO, I LOVCE YOUR CONTENT SO MUCH DO MORE PLS

GIRL the way you kept putting that psychotic "🙂" at the end of the most flabbergasting sentence to ever be brought into existence is KILLING ME

I love how faline just casually reply the dog look edible💀🤣🤣🤣

6:16 Was that uncle roger? 🥴🥴🥴 Forget it 😑

I literally love faline san :D this is my second watch of her videos yet i already vibe wit her

Faline has evolved from a sadistic poet, to an impeccable rizzer.

want kids? Faline: "I'm not sure yet" Also faline: I have to go feed my 5 month old

LOVE YOUR WORK FAL!

12:04 HWEAT

6:49 "She looks edible" 💀💀

Maybe I'm way too trusting, but the entire time I was screaming NO DONT PLAY WITH KEN'S HEART LIKE THIS

Please don’t stop uploading. I haven’t laughed like this in a while. ❤

"I hope I can match with one women today" - every guy on tinder ever

"While I’m afraid of commitment and talking to people” I felt that

3:56 and later we find out that the rizzler is dyslexic

No wonder why i love this channel 😭

I LOVE UR HUMOR WAY TOO MUCH!

Faline never fails to make us laugh. Seems like she can always captivate people if necessary.

@iu_uena220

Жыл бұрын

he's okay with every pronouns but prefers he/him😊

@lemon2524

Жыл бұрын

Bro has long descriptions.

@apple5091

Жыл бұрын

@@iu_uena220 where did he say that?

@raistlin1357

Жыл бұрын

​@@sarafathima4664 I'm not sure the first place he said it, but it's in his Twitter bio

@IzukuMidoriya-cc2ur

Жыл бұрын

@@iu_uena220 If he's ok with all pronouns, isnt it fine to use she/her occasionally? /gen

Faline flirting with men and being surprised when they reply is so relatable

Help I love your humour so much, this is why I subscribed to u😭

I came across your video yesterday and I find you so hilarious (in a good way tho!) You made me laugh and end my day on a good note

13:29 that “ew” gave me gender envy

@laynicorn

Жыл бұрын

omg idk you but you're so real

@ezraoddine1435

Жыл бұрын

this comment makes me unnecessarily happy

@laynicorn

Жыл бұрын

@@ezraoddine1435😁💗glad it does

@Reiiven

Жыл бұрын

Same 😭

@breadbird

3 ай бұрын

so real

my favourite part was at 14:21 when "she's frying" was originally typed.

✨LyİnG iS oKeY sOmEtİmEs✨ 2:29

15:59 cracks me up EVERY TIME. 😂😂😂😂

Once again faline demonstrates her rizzology with her rizzility to rizz the people of tinder with some rizzination rizzily

@Xcite1231

Жыл бұрын

121 people with W rizz and faline with extreme W rizz

honestly don't know how Jack didn't reply to Faline saying he'll eat his corgi, that is like the funniest shit to open up to

I just love Faline's videos so much,he's so freaking funny 😭😭😭