Hope things are slightly normal in your part of the world. If you enjoyed the video a “like” or “subscribe” is appreciated. A share also goes a long way in helping the channel and could also get you a new friend or enemy. Can we all just pretend these films never happened?

@swoholo

3 жыл бұрын

YEP

@jacktiew7131

3 жыл бұрын

Certainly.

@averageinternetchristian

3 жыл бұрын

Hey it's possible Disney may actually retcon them

@Digster108

3 жыл бұрын

I can agree to forget the sequels.

@lewisdoherty658

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

The film is called “The Rise of Skywalker” when the film literally features the entire Skywalker bloodline being erased from existence. Kylo is dead, Luke is dead, Leia is dead, there are no survivors.

@adamheywood113

3 жыл бұрын

"They were fake Skywalkers. Rey is the only possible Skywalker." ~Kathleen Kennedy* *Probably

@DaScorpionSting

3 жыл бұрын

Shitty writing might as well call it “The rise of Mary Sue.”

@max1muslegend772

3 жыл бұрын

DaScorpionSting the Mary Sue didn’t even rise. She just was on a flat plain the whole time

@pollo17069

3 жыл бұрын

Dont worry bois. We have rey Skywalker. She was easily the best character in all of star wars This is a joke

@thisisfyne

3 жыл бұрын

As soon as I saw that title, I knew the movie would be dogshit. So uninspired...

i had no involment with this movie

@manaayek8091

3 жыл бұрын

I trust you sheev

@docmaly2178

3 жыл бұрын

I trust the Senate.

@theleftfootedsultan

3 жыл бұрын

@@docmaly2178 he IS the Senate, so you’re good

@Ak-xr2kj

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed clone

@adityabhalekar3506

3 жыл бұрын

the senate never lies

I'll never get tired of listening to people shit on the sequel trilogy. ❤

@Killtacboy

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. The catharsis is all I’ve got when it comes to the awful trilogy at this point.

@bananerna2601

2 жыл бұрын

It’s kinda pathetic I think. Imagine having nothing else to do than to hate on something no one can change. Just accept it and let it go.

@stever6606

2 жыл бұрын

@@bananerna2601 Or nothing better to do than troll the comment section of those videos telling people to just accept it. I'm not hating, just pointing out the fact that while you're here with us you could join the rebellion.

@bananerna2601

2 жыл бұрын

@@stever6606 How am I trolling?

@dRoscoAZ

2 жыл бұрын

@@bananerna2601 🤦‍♂️

J.J. Abrams: "Cloning is a secret practice by the sith only they can harness" Kaminoans: *am i a joke to you*

@elliottblackburn4331

2 жыл бұрын

The kaminoans were working for the sith

@nathancallan9376

2 жыл бұрын

@@elliottblackburn4331 They were in that instance, but before then they had been cloning themselves and for other private contractors as well. The clone army simply happened to be their most well-known contract that they undertook. And besides, when they were cloning the Fett DNA they didn't have any assistance from the sith other than the downpayment provided by darth plageuis. And they never needed any, because they had been perfecting the process of cloning through generations.

@ksamuel9

2 жыл бұрын

@@elliottblackburn4331 the only hand the sith played with the kaminoan cloning was money, other than that it was all them

@schwarzerritter5724

2 жыл бұрын

The real question you should be asking is how this random guy knows so much about Sith. Weren't they kind of secretive?

@nathancallan9376

2 жыл бұрын

@@schwarzerritter5724 That's exactly what I was thinking! When did this guy start studying star wars lore? Plus the average citizen of the galaxy barely even knew that Palpatine was a sith lord.

The stupidest thing said about this movie is that Rey is a Jedi. She's not a Jedi. She's just someone with force powers.

@budgetmicro5387

3 жыл бұрын

Well put.

@PoopaChallupa

3 жыл бұрын

@Excelsior Same way that Boba fett isn't a mandalorian. Jedi is a creed, a way of life. A Jedi is not just someone with force powers. Luke wasn't a Jedi either until episode 6. Watch Luke in episode 5 to see Luke make every mistake a Jedi would not. Not to mention, the sequels never go into the biggest lesson a Jedi has to learn. The seductive power of the dark side. It's the whole reason the Jedi train. Instead Rey is constantly screaming and wielding her saber first in every confrontation. Watch her stab Kylo in RoS with such anger and tell me I'm wrong. That's not a Jedi. I don't care how much floating you do. A Jedi never wields their saber in offense. They are the last to turn theirs on. Even Vader knew this in Empire. Watch Vader in Empire, he was in complete control, while he watch luke make every mistake. Not surprising considering Vader was once a Jedi. Well, training to be one. Vader ultimately failed his training. But he understood the training Why do you think the counsel didn't grant him Jedi Master in episode 3? George spent 6 movies explaining this, yet you act like it's some big secret. Throughout all 3 sequels, i never once felt that Rey could turn to the dark side. It was never brought up as the threat it should be. Yet, she does everything a Jedi is trained not to. The Screaming she does in every movie is in anger, yet it's never shown how anger leads to the dark side. She's a Jedi as much as a kid in school dissecting a frog is a doctor. I could keep going, but you should have the idea by now. Plenty of great videos on KZread you can watch if you still aren't convinced.

@RoninDave

3 жыл бұрын

@@PoopaChallupa good point. a big point of the originals was the danger of the allure of the dark side. In the first film, it's mentioned how Darth Vader was seduced by its power. Then it was more explored in Empire with Luke confronting a vision of himself in Vader's armor on Dagobah suggesting what could happen to him. Then in the 3rd film he is tempted to turn ironically for good reasons first to save his doomed friends from the Emperor's trap then his sister from being corrupted. It's then we see him give into his anger and physically defeat Vader until he stops himself at the last moment and rejects the Dark Side. We are supposed to understand he came very close to falling to the Dark Side. Rey on the other hand never has this temptation thruout the series despite showing signs that she could easily fall to the Dark Side (especially out of hubris). Even the dark side place in Dagobah shows nothing of this sort. Nor is the Emperor interested in turning her to the Dark Side as he was with Vader, Luke, and Kylo. If she killed him like he wanted at first, he'd have possessed her like some Biblical demon whereas if Luke did Luke would have surrendered to the Dark Side. That internal struggle was completely absent in Rey which is yet another reason why her character is so boring and unrelatable.

@atomic_yt55

3 жыл бұрын

@Mark Peterson I have seen Sith act more like a Jedi than Rey. Just look at Kylo dodge like 4 swings from Rey after she goes into a hissy fit over the Wayfinder being broken

@PoopaChallupa

3 жыл бұрын

@@RoninDave I completely agree. The movies built zero tension and the RoS was the worst offender. Not only did they undo Anakin's story arc, they failed to make us believe there was any chance of Rey turning to the dark side. TLJ is a whole other problem. Why continue the Skywalker story(which already concluded) if you're just going to crap on the OG characters and replace them with substandard, undeveloped characters... They should have done 1 of 2 things, either use Lucas' story for future Skywalker series, or do your own storyline. Disney should have made something completely separate from Skywalker. Instead of cashing in on nostalgia and member berries.

Anakin's mom: *Hey anni, are you done building your droid* Anakin: *yea lemme just make sure it can't translate ancient sith dialect in accordance to republic law*

@uzifx

3 жыл бұрын

So Shmi Skywalker?

@aclown36

3 жыл бұрын

@@uzifx yes

@emberfist8347

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he can translate because otherwise he couldn’t recognize it as a language

@SteveRudzinski

3 жыл бұрын

I think Rise is bad but that always seemed like something added by Jimmy Schmidt after he first hand experienced a Sith take over the galaxy.

@weberman173

3 жыл бұрын

yes because 3PO was NEVER owned by.. i dont know.. 2 seperate Republic Senators, as well as someone at least decently high up in the new republic at one point(leia)? had his memorie wiped(which may very well also include a software update) or anything else that may explain why he has the regulations and limitations of a republic protocol droid... also he BUILD the Droid, not PROGRAMMED IT, im fairly certain that The Main processor/logic isnt something he build, but something he just found or scrapped from another broken droid that could not be sold or something

"Somehow, Germany returned" -The Allies, 1939

@kacperthegamer4556

Жыл бұрын

"Surprised gasp made by random soldier in the background"

I’ll be honest, the thing that annoyed me the most about all three of these movies: They kept calling Anakin’s lightsaber Luke’s lightsaber

@goateffzeh5896

2 жыл бұрын

They sell it in the stores as „Reys Lightsaber“

@Boldard

2 жыл бұрын

Who cares how they call it wtf, I mean you already know it was Anakin's lightsaber but now Anakin is dead so it becomes Luke's since, you know, he's the current possessor of it (seems logic to me)

@lucifernazaedi

2 жыл бұрын

@@Boldard Sorry I offended you.. (not really)

@Boldard

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucifernazaedi No offense whatsoever, I'm just saying you shouldn't be so annoyed about a small detail like this, and that there's nothing inherently wrong with naming an item after its current owner. We call the Millennium Falcon "Han Solo's Millennium Falcon", and not "Lando's Millennium Falcon" even if Lando had this ship before Han Solo. See what I mean?

@arandil1

2 жыл бұрын

...when they should have just called it the Skywalker saber... it was a family heirloom. If they weren't so damn eager to kill the Skywalkers off, it could have ended in Ben's hands... and a potential redemption arc for the character. Just bad writing and poor foresight.

Its funny how Ray's character "development" went a full circle: At the beginning of TFA she was on a sand planet, lying to herself about her family, and three movies later, she was on a sand planet, lying to herself about her family....

@Kirito-qc7kb

2 жыл бұрын

lol so true

@reishakyu3553

2 жыл бұрын

George lucas story.. full circle of fatherhood, brotherhood, and family.. qui gons fatherhood fighting for anakin, obi wans brotherhood to anakin, obi wans fatherhood to luke, anakin being the father he never had (qui gon) protecting luke.. it goes full circle.. a beautiful story. and now.. we have this rian jj circus circle.. smfh

@Bradenhandley

2 жыл бұрын

It's like poetry, it rhymes

@davidm4566

2 жыл бұрын

@@reishakyu3553 The first 6 Star Wars films were an epic masterpiece. The Prequels had their problems, but added to the lore and improved the story overall.

@NbgBytezYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidm4566 yeah I am a prequel fan and I'll admit that the dialogue was cringey at times (especially in attack of the clones) but the prequels seamlessly fitted with the OT. But the sequels didn't in any way And in Revenge of the sith we received the best lightsaber duel imo

As qui gon said. the ability to speak does not make you intelligent RYAN

@williamblazo1871

3 жыл бұрын

No offense but Rian*

@Dicktopus

3 жыл бұрын

@@williamblazo1871 No offense but J.J.

@lordmogg-wright5467

3 жыл бұрын

Upon rewatching TPM I can confirm that, although easy to miss, this was actually in the film.

@mikewizz1895

3 жыл бұрын

Lol XD

@omma911

3 жыл бұрын

The sequels are so fucking terrible, even the slightly less shitty prequels have better meme material.

In a weird way, i'm glad the sequel trilogy happened as the prequels finally got the recognition they deserved. The prequels were ofcourse flawed, but the overall story arc was incredible and spawned a new generation that loved them just as much as the originals. I doubt a new generation will think fondly of the sequels looking back.

@christianclark347

2 жыл бұрын

The cuts where they remove the needless alien/droid shenanigans make it so much more watchable. I know C-3P0 and R2 were always kinda the comic relief but it was subtle or at least subdued like the conversation about accidentally thawing the princess' room on Hoth, or 3P0 just being an ass to R2, etc. It was there, but it was quick, over-and-done as soon as it happened. No one was fumbling their own head through a droid factory for 12 minutes of screen time.

@Maddinhpws

2 жыл бұрын

Personally I only didn't really like the first movie of the prequels all that much. Or more clearly, young Anakin was kinda annoying to watch. Once they got into the parts where he is older, the politics, etc. it was quite good in my opinion. But I did start with the prequels.

@thedeskman08

2 жыл бұрын

I like the prequels the arent perfect, as you said, but they are cool the visuals are nice and it was by George Lucas (unlike one trilogy I know) and we got some fan favorite characters like general greivous, young obi wan and Anakin

@fatdinosaurfood8059

2 жыл бұрын

I was born in this generation and I’m happy my parents made me start with tpm

@jacksmith4460

2 жыл бұрын

Nah sorry Ep 1-3 were much better than 7-9, but they were still actually pretty lame films, with the exception of Ep3 which was decent, but that itself , was a salvage job at the time. The prequels are average films, not great films, average. People don't want to hear it (below a certain age because they grew up with the prequels) . Really ...the prequels were the beginning of the end for Star Wars. I dont know how old you are but I was 18 when Phantom menace came out, and EP1 and 2 were not considered anything more than crap. EP3 was Lucas' last ditch effort to make the Prequels work, and whist being better than EP1 and 2 by quite some way, it was still riddled with attempts to satisfy the audience. I remember Lucas before Ep3 sounding exactly like JJ just before the release of Ep9 .I remember everyone hating Ep1 and 2 , almost as much as 8 and 9 are hated now. EP3 was considered a good film but somewhat clumsy , and could have been much much better. Also the prequels have a strange feel, which is not very Star Wars. The original trilogy were special, the Prequel Trilogy were band average and the Sequel trilogy is basically runny shit after eating a dodgy meal. I mean FFS Vader getting in his costume and the whole "Noooooooooo" crap end of Ep3, which they then went back and dubbed over the end of Return of the Jedi , when Vader chucks the Emperor down the shaft of the Death Star, that crap was added. Shit like that is just fucking terrible and makes Vader into some kind of cartoon character. 7-9 are just so bad people have forgotten how bad Ep1-3 are, I lived through it and remember it clearly, the hype pre, and the disappointment after. Just because something is fucking terrible, does not mean it makes something Average into something great

This might sound like I'm nitpicking, but it actually bothers me that throughout the sequel trilogy, the word “lightsaber” is only used twice! Disney calls it a “laser sword” or “saber”, which really takes away the mystical qualities of the weapon. Also, referring to a lightsaber as a “saber” significantly reduces how unique and special it is. “Saber” just makes it sound like a lightsaber is no different from any other sword. Just my opinion but for some odd reason this bothers me.

@RobotHead

2 жыл бұрын

I have a video on that you might enjoy 👍

@matthewcs490

2 жыл бұрын

@@RobotHead I've seen it multiple times! Disney really doesn't understand lightsabers, do they? Also, in the opening scene of TROS, Kylo Ren uses his lightsaber to push a mustafarian, as if the blade is solid and not made of light.

@oXRaptorzXo

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewcs490 he pushes with the handle part kinda

@maximmillions

Жыл бұрын

​@Matthew Cs I do like the idea of certain armors and metals being uncuttable to the normal.lightsaber slash..gives some unique fights to these Jedi..who aren't always supposed to be overpowered and win every fight through strength.

@IstandwithIsrael236

7 ай бұрын

lol i literally have the concept art book bc i wanted to see how they made a movie so bad they literally say katheen had alot of interesting questions like "do lightsabers glow in the dark or what is force" thats a direct @@matthewcs490

"Who are you?" "Rey." "Rey who?" "Rey Skywalker" Anakin & Luke: "So what's your favorite hand, Rey?"

@anti-dreamstansunited3391

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@lucasmiller8338

3 жыл бұрын

It's Rey "All-The-Jedi" Skywalker

@UrbanSyed2904

3 жыл бұрын

Well, technically the men of Skywalker needs their hands to be cut of. Schmi's and Leia's hand are intake.

@Thesyndicate11111

3 жыл бұрын

"My name is Rey STAR WARS!"

@haydn-db8z

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thesyndicate11111 you spelled "HORS" wrong.

One word reviews for this trilogy: 7: Lazy. 8: Cynical. 9: Bad.

@Arander92

3 жыл бұрын

How about: 7. Bad 8. Bad 9. Cinematic cancer

@hariman7727

3 жыл бұрын

I have a friend who actually enjoyed 95% of the most recent Star Wars trilogy… and then she saw the end of rise of skywalker where they killed Ben Solo for no reason other than drama. My friend will now never watch the main movies of Star Wars again because the end of the whole trilogy is a broken heart.

@toatakanuva4846

3 жыл бұрын

7. Bad 8. Awful 9. Cinematic Excrement

@JS-mu9qd

3 жыл бұрын

7:Ok 8:Shit 9:Half acceptable,Half Shit Just my view

@hendrik7354

3 жыл бұрын

7 - Lazy 8 - Horrible 9 - Shit

One GIGANTIC problem I haven't seen mentioned is: All those Palpatine clones completely shatter "the rule of two"! Wtf?

@Leon-ok7xp

2 жыл бұрын

Well even though the whole palpi clone thematic is weird, it wouldt break the rule of two, because it isnt like there are 100 palpi's running around, it more likely seems that if he dies, one clone takes his place and so on. The only issue in that regard is, that palpi would always be the master who "reincarnates" himself over and over, while actually the apprentice is meant to kill his master if he is strong enough to take his place.

@maaskott

5 ай бұрын

Lore point : Palpatine never followed the Rule of Two -> Plaeguis was alive at the time of Ep1, yet Darth Maül -> At the time of the Empire, There was Vador, but there was Mara Jade (sorry, Thrawn + Jade = same trilogy of novels, they don't go separate ways. And even so : Imperial times, rule of two, but Inquisitors... Year, Palpy never cared about the Rule of Two

I love how even the cast hated this movie

She's not a Skywalker. Full stop.

@DaScorpionSting

3 жыл бұрын

She’s a Mary Sue.

@Urdnot_Wrex_Fan

3 жыл бұрын

R2 deserves to be a Skywalker more he met all of them and was there for over 60 years

@darkmistico

3 жыл бұрын

@@Urdnot_Wrex_Fan but he got stole by rei.. like bb8 .. she never return back to poe .. and never ask for it .. just because she has a vayeiyei

@Urdnot_Wrex_Fan

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkmistico rey is the biggest theif Anakin's lightsaber, bb8, precious screentime, and the Skywalker name

@RoninDave

3 жыл бұрын

@@DaScorpionSting I got temp banned from a FB Star Wars page for using that term

Why clone Snoke when a hundred Palpatine clones could rule everything without ships?

@ryanmumford5534

3 жыл бұрын

But palpatine clones wouldn't get along too well, all being power hungry emperor's and all, like if there was a movie with every evil dictator and tyrant on one side, they would probably all fight each other

@DonVigaDeFierro

3 жыл бұрын

Hell, why make the Starkiller base, if all is needed are the planet destroyers of the Final Order? Wasn't the first order under Palpatine's control all along?

@bigsmilie07

3 жыл бұрын

WOW!!!!!

@samuelpalenik6244

3 жыл бұрын

@@DonVigaDeFierro That is just another plot hole introduced by JJ. Every single continuation closed few plot holes of the previous movie and opend up fuck ton of others. It is not even worth debating what would have made sense anymore

@darkmistico

3 жыл бұрын

the already mass produce clones like in the clone wars .. they can program the clones

"Power without training is nothing" - Luke

@wall4215

2 жыл бұрын

Talent

@smittywerbenjagermanjenson1095

2 жыл бұрын

@@wall4215 Sure, i mean this in Rey though. Her Power just doesnt make sense lol

@clankers8929

2 жыл бұрын

Why the Rey character was nothing

@nothankyooo

2 жыл бұрын

Rey does quite a bit of training, shown in the movies

@smittywerbenjagermanjenson1095

2 жыл бұрын

@@nothankyooo Swinging a saber around, doing some jumps over gorge, and snagging some red string doesnt equal training. It takes years to master and go through. "If the way of the Jedi were easy there'd be millions of us instead of dozens"

My favorite thing about the starwars sequels is when Kylo is about to run over Ray and then his space ship blows up and he *survives*. Then later in the film you see him driving the same space ship haha Not only did he survive the space ship blowing up *The spaceship survive the space ship BLOWING UP*

@epic_donut2.5

2 жыл бұрын

@Gogani there was certain items only kylos Tie fighter had but I haven't seen the movie in a while so I can't recall what it was tbh But it was the same one lol

@goganii

2 жыл бұрын

@@epic_donut2.5 yeah it was, I misremembered, sorry

@clankers8929

2 жыл бұрын

Ridiculous editing?

@flamewarden7526

2 жыл бұрын

Cause there’s no way that the First Order could have, maybe, just possibly, rebuilt Kylo’s fighter. Nope, Fist Order can only build one of Kylo’s special fighters

@thecyannarwhal5555

Жыл бұрын

Somehow, Kylo ren's Tie FIghter returned

Lets just all agree that JJ is horrible, and this isn't Star Wars.

@DaScorpionSting

3 жыл бұрын

It’s all a nightmare Luke had and he explains it to his wife Mara Jade who tells him to focus on his family and training their son Ben.

@getrekskrub

3 жыл бұрын

its not canon really since george lucas said this wasnt how the sequels were supposed to turn out so its basically a giant fan fiction

@khathaway414

3 жыл бұрын

@@getrekskrub Bad fan fiction at that.

@getrekskrub

3 жыл бұрын

K Hathaway I think we can all agree on that

@SeekerLancer

3 жыл бұрын

If the leaks from Disney end up being true it looks like that's exactly what everyone is going to do.

That’s easy “it’s the best Star Wars movie” is the stupidest thing said

@fabilord98

3 жыл бұрын

It begins at calling this a movie.

@EnsignRedshirtRicky

3 жыл бұрын

Circular logic usually tastes that bad.

@timewarpdrive77

3 жыл бұрын

the real question is: Which is worse? TLJ or TROS?

@blackRXrider

3 жыл бұрын

But Star Wars theory said it was a good movie.

@theblackbasketball

3 жыл бұрын

TimeWarpDrive 77 TLJ because it messed up the story to a point where TROS was left to rely on fan service.

The solution to "The Last Ryan Johnson Film I Ever Watch" would be to skip the opening crawl, and cold open with Luke waking up screaming. Then telling Mara that he had the stupidest dream.

@Samuelisakson

2 жыл бұрын

Thatd be awesome

@spencertherren6806

Жыл бұрын

And Grand Admiral Thrawn is the antagonist.

I distinctly recall finding out jj Abrams was going to be directing and executive producing the sequels and thinking to myself: “I’ve got a bad feeling about this”

@Fiasco3

Жыл бұрын

Me too, after seeing what he did with Star Trek and Lost. I didn't see him putting together a solid plot driven story/movie.

@BiggieTrismegistus

Жыл бұрын

His Star Trek movies were such trash. They had absolutely nothing to do with Star Trek.

@tlrlml

9 ай бұрын

I tried to warn people... but somehow, the guy who ruined Star Trek, was the best thing that could ever happen to Star Wars... That's when you wait for the ... How did that work out for you?

Jar Jar Binks had more of a character arc than Rey. Change my mind

@CuppaTeaExe

3 жыл бұрын

Jar Jar- From being cast out from his people, to helping jedi, to becoming a senator Rey- Unstoppable, to...yeah you’re right

@aldrydd1

3 жыл бұрын

Jar Jar is a legend.

@lordporpoise8761

3 жыл бұрын

Jar Jar: Goes from a gungan who was kicked out of his home town to a senator (I think, something like that anyway) who had to make meaningful choices and eventually had a hand in giving over power to palpatine. In other words, actually has an arc and contributes to the plot. Rey: Starts out as a mary sue with a personality that makes Boss Nass seem like a deep character. Goes into TLJ as an edgy teen who is actually a fully grown adult who disrespects and literally assaults one of the galaxy's greatest ever heroes. Ends up in ROS with the personality of a sith, yet is "All of the jedi" and eventually steals Luke's identity and home, after fulfilling palpatine's promise of her killing him, which should have caused her to be possessed by him or whatever bullshit JJ was selling at the time. I guess it's technically development? In the same way that taking a piece of art and smearing shit over it is "developing" it.

@CallMeMrRook

3 жыл бұрын

I will never change your mind on this fine point

@G360LIVE

3 жыл бұрын

@@lordporpoise8761 Simply moving a character from one role to another is not character development. What did Jar Jar learn? What did he struggle with? What are his motivations, and what makes him have these motivations? Jar Jar isn't a good character; he's pretty much comparable to Finn except Finn can be less annoying and clown-ish most of the time. The Prequels are just as badly written as the Sequels; they're just bad in different ways.

Star Wars *had* a really rich history, before the dark times... before Disney.

@sirprize275

3 жыл бұрын

That’s honestly what pissed me off the most. Of all the possibilities just remake the old movies just with less interesting characters

@SmallGreenPlanetoid

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirprize275 Right?? I mean, I understand why they got rid of the original Expanded Universe, but the least they could have done was keep the character growth and optimism from that canon.

@PaceBreaker

3 жыл бұрын

That's the thing that's disappointing and depressing about the sequels: our old heroes are just inept and incompetent losers who are just the most miserable, broken down people. It makes sense if they were fighting a losing battle for years leading up to The Force Awakens but that doesn't seem to be the case the way the narrative is presented in the opening crawl.

@BogusLion

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry but the prequels were s**t, no, it wasn't all sunshine and roses back then, how do you think we got Disney? Crazy Georgie had to sell it because he ruined it first with the crappy prequels and the stupidity in those films, Disney just gave the final stab to a franchise that can't be faithful to the originals untouched by crazy georgie, release the theatrical versions of Star Wars untouched and in 4K quality and you'll see this franchise alive and kicking again, all rest is cow dung. Even the Ewoks movie and the Christmas special are better than the prequels and sequels together, I don't even know who buys star wars blurays anymore? Even the originals as they were massacred by George Lucas in the 90's with the senile special edition...

@sirprize275

3 жыл бұрын

Little Chestnut uh no one was talking about the prequels so not sure what sparked your little rant. I really like the prequels as flawed as the are; yes I had to grow up a bit to understand and appreciate the politics, if someone had just told “Crazy Georgie” to tone it down a bit with the overly poetic dialogue and special effects I believe the movies could have been amazing. I honestly feel bad that George was pretty much bullied into selling his creations to a soulless company.

It feels like the movies felt the need to sideline the old characters, because they would outshine the new characters. But that just shows how little faith the movies had into their characters.

JJ belongs in the same league as Michael Bay. To quote South Park "these are not ideas, these are special effects".

Normal people with a time machine: "I am your granddaughter" Me with a time machine: "Don't sell Star Wars to Disney, George!"

@shizachan8421

3 жыл бұрын

He did the right choice. The fanbase abused him and his film cast back when he tried to creat something new with the Prequels. I think people like you lost the privilege to be happy with Star Wars.

@djbubblegum9975

3 жыл бұрын

@@shizachan8421 agreed. The new Star Wars sucks but it's the "fans" fault this happened in the first place

@shizachan8421

3 жыл бұрын

@@djbubblegum9975 I think it wasn't probably as good as Georges idea could have been, but I kinda liked the movies as individual movies. Though I generally like how Abrams does Star Wars and consider him a reasonably competent Star Wars director. I think a trilogy solely directed by him would have had potential to be really great. I liked TFA very much and I liked more things than I disliked in RoS. But people shouldn't act like the decission to repeat stuff from the OT is something that came out of nowhere, the message from the fanbase was constantly that they hate new stuff. Even if you compare TFAs reception with TLJ.

@altercard5389

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah considering the backlash George got from the prequels the best you can do is try and tell them to use George's plan or to just recycle the expanded universe for basically easy cash grabs.

@theonlyMoancore

3 жыл бұрын

But they brought us Rogue One, Solo, Mandolorian, Clone Wars season 7, and most recently Bad Batch. The only thing that really sucked was the trilogy and their star wars park

“Don’t be afraid of who you are.” Proceeds to take the Skywalker name.

@Comakino

3 жыл бұрын

Get woke, go Snoke

@lukeskywalker6809

3 жыл бұрын

Rey: I’m a no one. You got that right, you damned Mary Sue, you!

@Enzed_

3 жыл бұрын

That's the thing that made me scratch my head. The movie doesn't even have a clear moral.

@teslamid9923

3 жыл бұрын

the movie would have been slightly better if she accepted she was a palpatine at the end instead of calling herself a skyealker

@Fi_Sci_

3 жыл бұрын

In all honesty Skywalker was the ideal name, and I doubt Rey would want the burden of constantly being harassed by others in the galaxy because of her true lineage. That is the equivalent to a descendant of a dictator calling themselves Rolf Hitler, it will only lead to unnecessary trouble.

The idea about Luke projecting himself from a Jedi temple while raising Jedi is insane, makes me sad thinking about the direction they took instead

If you want Hux as a spy who "just wants Kylo Ren to loose", have him working for Palpatine. In that case, if you want to bring Palpatine back, have Hux be the one to do it. And maybe have Hux selectively leak to the resistance because Palpatine wants both the resistance and Kylo's first order gone. It's still not great but it's Citizen Kane compared to what JJ delivered (let's be honest, every movie that isn't Shamalan's Last Airbender movie is) being that it builds on the Kylo/Hux rivalry from TLJ in a logical way. Hux is the non-force user who wants to be emperor (seen when he was pulling his blaster on Kylo), if you want to bring Palpatine back Hux needs to be integral to it. The setup is actually there for it if you want that direction but JJ took the easy way out since he does bad remakes poorly disguised as sequals, and dammit his episode 9 was going to be a bad remake of Return of the Jedi whether it made sense or not.

@Ziggy_Moonglow

2 жыл бұрын

"just wants Kylo Ren to loose"- Not knowing the difference between 'loose' and 'lose' is SO lame! LOL

@RevanReborn3950BBY

Жыл бұрын

@@Ziggy_Moonglow 1, It is entirely possible that OP isn’t a native speaker. 2, You’re really going to make fun of someone for a spelling error? You should get a life

The most heartbreaking thing about the sequels is that there will never ever be another opportunity to get the OT cast back together, at least in human form and all the missed opportunities to do that right should anger every single true SW fan

@rjkral

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. This NAILS why this might well be the biggest missed opportunity in CINEMA HISTORY

@nyxzorander

3 жыл бұрын

This

@louisvanderwalt2319

3 жыл бұрын

@airlockengage man, that is so true

@louisvanderwalt2319

3 жыл бұрын

@THE MASTER BAITER the first TF Bay film was a near perfect film for me, i fucking love it. Every one after that, Bay thought bigger, more explosions, more locations more more more and they suffered because of it

@TheStreetUrchinz

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I never thought of that, dammit! You're fucking right! Fuck !

As much as I would have loved 7, 8 and 9 to have been good movies I can honestly say the Disney disaster gave me many more hours of youtube entertainment than the movies ever could have.

@1234louis40

3 жыл бұрын

my thoughts exactly

@aljobongo

3 жыл бұрын

You ain’t wrong mate 😂

@madmaxpain7727

3 жыл бұрын

7 was actually enjoyable to watch but only because it’s a new hope 😂

@hasan_z

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol. I'm so disappointed plinkett didn't bash it like he did prequels, which were not bad in comparison

@buttwiperindawfulevil2256

3 жыл бұрын

Episode 7 was good, things went down hill from episode 8

honestly, hux being a traitor was an interesting idea. The reason was in character for him; its believable that someone so petty could be in his position, and the moment was right for setting up the suspense of "well shit the heroes aren't getting out of this one"... then he just gets shot for a cheap "laugh", thus ending a potentially interesting conflict/alignment of interests, and reducing the whole thing to a shitty dues ex machina...

@shadowscythes

2 жыл бұрын

It made no sense though, he literally gave the speech and ordered Starkiller Base to fire and destroy multiple planets, and then they expect us to just take him as being a "spy"? I don't think so

@RevanReborn3950BBY

Жыл бұрын

@@shadowscythesit’s more of a situation where he no longer aligns himself with the first order, he’s still evil, he just doesn’t like the first order anymore

The chance to have the OG crew all in the same room…talking and remembering the battles they faced and how to apply their knowledge to the new cast….and it never happened. How could you not think that’s what EVERY fan wanted to see?…

Never forget, folks: they had 40 years to get this right. 40 years. And this is what was released. That’s the most painful part of all: the missed opportunity.

@Turbulation1

3 жыл бұрын

Ever since disney bought star wars in 2012 they had essentially 7 years to get the movie right

@dracometeors3010

3 жыл бұрын

@@Turbulation1 they used all to ruin...

@whosaidthat84

3 жыл бұрын

I remember reading Luke's name on the crawl in Force Awakens. I got chills! I was like "HOLY shit luke is really back!!" Aaaaaand then we got Last Jedi.....

@THE16THPHANTOM

3 жыл бұрын

they didn't have 40 years. the story was presumed done. nothing left to get right. until -the fire nation- -Disney- Bob Iger came along all high from how he hit the jackpot with marvel's potential. he was right of course but his mistake was the people he put in charge.

@hellgezeren2511

3 жыл бұрын

SW is ruined forever.

Honestly tho, if I wasn't a hardcore fan, didn't have eyes, couldn't speak English and was a fish from the 1500s, I might like the film.

@wontrespond8064

3 жыл бұрын

this comment is as bad as the movie Die Fähigkeit zu sprechen macht dich noch lange nicht Intelligent - Qui-Gong Jin

@anti-dreamstansunited3391

3 жыл бұрын

@@wontrespond8064 is it "The ability for you to speak does not make you intellegent"

@wontrespond8064

3 жыл бұрын

@@anti-dreamstansunited3391 yes my friend

@anti-dreamstansunited3391

3 жыл бұрын

@@wontrespond8064 nice reference

@RSAnimism

3 жыл бұрын

@@wontrespond8064 I mean... It would definitely make someone more intelligent, haha.

I thought 9 was gonna show that Snoke was actually projecting himself when he got killed in 8 in order to test Kylo's loyalty, unfortunately it was stupider than that.

@versecontro4898

Жыл бұрын

That woulda been WAY better. Personally i was on the side of plagues somehow being the mastermind.

Aren't jedis trained from an incredibly young age to believe a peacekeeping philosophy? By that thought, Rey is nothing but a child playing with toys compared to the old masters.

What Film is he talking about? There are only 6 Star Wars Movies...

@flyinggoat9599

3 жыл бұрын

Wut about the spin-offs? Solo or rogue one?

@satchelmouth1

3 жыл бұрын

And no 1,2 and 3 are already horrible.

@adityabhalekar3506

3 жыл бұрын

@@satchelmouth1 1,2 are ok , 3 is great

@BranyFather

3 жыл бұрын

@@satchelmouth1 3 is a great movie the other two are ok better then these new 3 movies

@nicobaur3076

3 жыл бұрын

@@satchelmouth1 stand alone yeah I agree except 3. But with clone wars their really good I still think people needed more context to make them good and honestly clone wars made me much more interested in the story of the republic and the separatists than the whole empire storyline

Can we all just agree that the last 3 star wars movies never happenned

@vernusred4757

3 жыл бұрын

No because they are Canon like you them or not they are Canon and it's official.

@Headless_Bill

3 жыл бұрын

@@vernusred4757 Which begs the question, how bad, how non-sensical, how universe-breakingly terrible does something have to be in order for it to no longer be canonical? Most people would agree that cinema is the most canonical; topping tv, videogame, book, or other media. However, if a crew of a thousand people make a production that millions and millions of people despise, does it still count as canon? What about Reboots? Which one is the real canon then? Which Total Recall is the actual Total Recall? Is the Star Wars Holiday Special canon? If a single entity / company (like Disney) can make a massive amount of non-film content non-canonical, why can't millions of people make that same decision for themselves, regardless of the media that it exists in? I'm not saying I'm right, but I'm just going to say that it's okay if people make an honest decision with themselves to not recognize these as canonical.

@eziosblade3

3 жыл бұрын

@@vernusred4757 no they are not, and I will fight to the death with any moron that thinks that

@toshi6855

3 жыл бұрын

@@vernusred4757 the sequels are as good as your grammar

@gunjantripathi3340

3 жыл бұрын

yes

I never figured out why the hell Rey called herself a Skywalker.

@christianclark347

2 жыл бұрын

Cuz the writers thought fans would like it.

@CheezDoodlezz

10 ай бұрын

Well assuming your never watched the movie (please don’t) She calls herself skywalekr cuz She sees Leia and Lukes FORCE GHOSGT

@tlrlml

9 ай бұрын

Those who can't originate, adopt Like JJ's writing/directing/producing style

@hungtheheroluu

5 ай бұрын

*Identity theft and fraud is not a victimless crime. It affects over millions of families, especially in a galaxy far, far away.*

"Having a plan is the most critical thing, because otherwise you don't know what you're setting up" -JJ Abrams

@versecontro4898

Жыл бұрын

Ironic.

@mordredpendragon1235

11 ай бұрын

Well he didn't take his own advice

"Im all the sith." "Im all the jedi." Such a stupid line. And apparently all rey needs are 2 lightsabers to be able to deflect the force lightning. Smh

@TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast

3 жыл бұрын

Now remember young Jedi's. If you're trying to defeat the most powerful force user ever, don't use one lightsaber. That's stupid. Use two. It's much more effective and apparently means anyone can defeat an all powerful force user with just two lightsabers.

@TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast

3 жыл бұрын

And a cheesy comeback line. You can't forget that one.

@Wolta

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't even complete her training. Made her OP for no reason.

@ifyourmarriedyourasimpanda7440

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wolta pretty sure rey never trained at all

@shadow-squid4872

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget how it’s a outright ripoff of Avengers Endgames “I am... inevitable” and “And I am Iron Man” line.

Another annoying thing that people don't seem to talk about: Palpatine zapped himself on purpose in the prequels to make himself look pathetic, so Anakin would feel moved to help him. He did it in the sequels... because he's dumb?

@SumDumGy_formerly_Tim_Walden

3 жыл бұрын

Dumbass zaps himself in all three trilogies. Dude don’t know how to shut off his flow.

@ThrawnSr

3 жыл бұрын

@@SumDumGy_formerly_Tim_Walden He didn't want to damage his force prostate by cutting off mid stream.

@user-jp7tw3sd3x

3 жыл бұрын

In the RoS, Palpatine wanted Ray to kill him, so he could posses her body. That's why he didn't stop shooting lightning, he wanted to trick Ray into killing him, and she did. It was all part of the plan.

@fegeleinherman8587

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-jp7tw3sd3x well idk but knowing it's a bad ending is actually make me feel better

@luckylanno

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-jp7tw3sd3x So Rey is actually evil at the end? What a twist...???

Again, so happy these videos are coming back into my algorithm again. I had almost forgotten how incredibly bad this whole Disney-Lucas Fanfiction failure was. I am fully aware of how bad JarJar Abrams is as a "creative" but hearing this all again is still very insightful. I really hate, hate, HATE that they brought back the Emperor.

My hopes of a good SW sequel trilogy were dashed the moment I found out JJ was directing. What he did to the Star Trek franchise was atrocious. The writing was on the wall for Star Wars.

@1krani

2 жыл бұрын

I held out hope until the final trailers dropped a month before TFA did. I said it looked like a vacuous retread of A New Hope, based on the trailers and the pattern of JJ's entire filmography, and no one believed me.

@thisisfyne

2 жыл бұрын

Not to quote Red Letter Media on this, but if JJ had been *only* in the director's seat (ie. leaving the writing/producing/etc tasks to other competent people making actual good decisions), it could have been awesome. Not unlike Zach Snyder, he's not a bad director, he's just a very poor storyteller and thus needs a solid, well-constructed script to work with.

Fans: how did palpatine come back?!? JJ: tHe FoRcE

@hebthealien

3 жыл бұрын

JJ really did explain how Palps came back with a prequel meme. As much as I love those, you can do better JJ by GIVING AN EXPLANATION

@Del-Dokan

3 жыл бұрын

@@hebthealien "Dark science...cloning...secrets only the Sith knew."

@hebthealien

3 жыл бұрын

@@Del-Dokan that guy (and everyone else in the room) must've slept in his galactic history class

@hebthealien

3 жыл бұрын

@@Del-Dokan Like JJ did you even watch EPISODE 2 TITLED "ATTACK OF THE CLONES" like even if you hate the prequels, THE CLONE WARS was mentioned in A NEW HOPE there's no excuse

@Del-Dokan

3 жыл бұрын

@@hebthealien Ok, not trying to be rude or anything but...what's your point?

What twisted my nipples was leia walkes straight past chewie and hugs rey, like wtf! You hardly know her!!!

@babapambazuka2845

3 жыл бұрын

the sole unifying theme of all 3 of these abortions is the consistency of shallowly-symbolic pageantry at the expense of well-established history.

@zixiv3144

2 жыл бұрын

@Major Problems lol

@ZenMonkeyGod

2 жыл бұрын

@Major Problems On the contrary I think that was more Luke and Han deciding that wasn't a great idea after his reaction to the handcuffs earlier. They don't detail it in the film but I've seen that theory floating around before and it makes perfect sense.

@schwarzerritter5724

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZenMonkeyGod I always through Chewbacca rejects any possessions that don't serve a purpose. That is why he does not seem to own anything but his gun and bandoleer.

@AndieArbeit

2 жыл бұрын

and then Leia Sings "Cheewie I Hardly Knew Ya!"

They had such a large universe of lore. How hard would it have been to ask a freaking fan to help with the script? How does one mess up something like this

@Lord_Thunderballs

2 жыл бұрын

At least Revan is canon now?

@pyametra

2 жыл бұрын

money and greed. pretty simple.

@shizachan8421

2 жыл бұрын

Asking the Star Wars Fandom to help with a amovie script would be the most stupid move to do. Its the most toxic fandom there is and it had been this way since Empire Strikes Back, which supposedly ruined Star Wars according to the OG hardcore fans.

@clankers8929

2 жыл бұрын

disney employs Hollywood types who are *in no possible way true SW fans.*

@jordanpickthall0619

2 жыл бұрын

Too many hands in the cookie jar.

Just imagine if Luke had created a secret training base for a new generation of Jedi... Then Rey could have had proper training, they could have had proper side-characters, and they could have shown how powerful Luke really was in the force. Him showing up facing the group of AT-AT's for real, deflecting all their shots, force-pulling and pushing them apart, keeping them at bay till the others could escape sacrificing himself in an epic battle... But we got old man, doing nothing, not showing any fighting skills, not giving a shit about anything, ending up dying on a rock alone... Imagine Mark Hamill having signed the contract in the believe that his old Hero would rise once again to battle the evil force in the galaxy, only to see Luke made into a silly old man... It makes me so angry that they destroyed the lore like that...

This is where the fun begins... -Anakin Skywalker

@lancecurry7538

3 жыл бұрын

"Let them pass between us!"

@Soulfly415

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly, this is where it ends... Star Wars is dead!

@lancecurry7538

3 жыл бұрын

@@Soulfly415 | Not if we pretend that nothing after ROTJ (except for The Mandalorian) happened.

@drthdaddy

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@thebavariansidonithano9050

3 жыл бұрын

General Shadow when I see a video like this I see the stupidness of the humanity.

Me when episode 8 came out: "They suck now?" Me when episode 9 came out: "They suck now."

@dracometeors3010

3 жыл бұрын

Me at end of episode 7 'will the all suck ?...' At end of 9 'Oh, yes'

@jimmyboy131

3 жыл бұрын

That was me while watching episode 7.

@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, seven sorta had a plot

@emirbarut6060

3 жыл бұрын

7 was best in the sequel triology but worse than other ones

@WesthamJack0

3 жыл бұрын

@@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611 yeah, the plot of a new hope lmao

“Rey skywalker” IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE REY

You'd think going into hyperspace in front of another ship would result in mutually assured destruction

@emberfist8347

2 жыл бұрын

Not really it is another demension only really celestial bodies like asteroids, stars and planets make an impact in that dimension

@versecontro4898

Жыл бұрын

Now that i think about it the lightspeed jumping scene kinda retcons the holdo maunuver. Like do you run into stuff or no beacuse there were a few times when the falcon was like 20 feet away from solid objects

The sequels are still just Luke having a bad dream, because he is a afraid Palpatine wasn't real dead.

@tasneemahsan6849

3 жыл бұрын

Let's just think of it that way

@DraconicDuelist

3 жыл бұрын

Hell, Palpatine _did_ clone himself in the comics. Except, he made himself young and strong again, and actually made sense.

@MrSiegenfeldt

3 жыл бұрын

@@DraconicDuelist Yeah, somebody told me that a few Weeks back, didn't knew it. JJ just took nibble at everthing and put it in..

@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611

3 жыл бұрын

That's why it was so ridiculous. Nobody wants to watch someone's fever dream.

@MrSiegenfeldt

3 жыл бұрын

@@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611 exactemundo!

Ok, this movie is absolute garbage. But please, just please stop writing the hate comments. My hand hurts from liking them all

@uzifx

3 жыл бұрын

Including yours

@lukemoses7827

3 жыл бұрын

Batflashanakin Ahsokapadmewonderwoman do what must be done

@greysplaysgaming7139

3 жыл бұрын

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

@calclips

3 жыл бұрын

Liked then unliked so fast 💀💀

@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611

3 жыл бұрын

@@calclips you are a bold one (for saying that)

Robot head: "Little break, dont go anywhere." Me: *travels to mars*

I remember going to the cinemas to watch these movies and leaving the cinemas with disappointment and anger. They really messed up with these movies.

Others: "J.J. couldn't fix this mess." Me: Of course, he's the one that broke the damn thing in the beginning.

@naamadossantossilva4736

3 жыл бұрын

I still don't understand how people can miss that.

@skirk248

3 жыл бұрын

@@naamadossantossilva4736 nostalgia is a very powerful thing

@harrambou9468

3 жыл бұрын

everyone seems to forget how stupid The Force Awakens was

@maxs-lz4pn

3 жыл бұрын

@@harrambou9468 it was the "best" out of the three steaming puddles of shit we got

@VladMcCain

3 жыл бұрын

I agree nightwishfan I quit at farce awakens.

Never paid to watch the sequel trilogy, and I still feel robbed.

@adamheywood113

3 жыл бұрын

I could have seen them for free if I'd chosen, but I didn't, and I still want my time and money back.

@thewatchersdidnothingwrong7702

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@TheRobloxianTacoLord

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine how George feels.

@amicus2844

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRobloxianTacoLord rich?

@playerone6995

3 жыл бұрын

@@thewatchersdidnothingwrong7702 Hello there

8:01 EXACTLY! They had the audacity to call this “movie” “The Rise of Skywalker”

Poe: Somehow... this is worse than Last Jedi. I guess there many abilities of the dark side, some may consider _unnatural_

This channel is always so quality. If the only the sequels were as good.

@jon4715

3 жыл бұрын

Max Gubbins Mandalorian is mediocre and only good in comparison to the sequel trilogy

@andrews4983

3 жыл бұрын

I enjoyed the sequels as movies besides the last Jedi.....do I agree with the story line no not at all I think it’s shit and it should all be a dream

@MARK-gp9hb

3 жыл бұрын

"so quality"

@jon4715

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrews4983 Judged based on pure spectacle and enjoyment, the sequel trilogy is terrible. Even the Marvel movies, while way more competent are terrible compared to what the genre(?) can offer. Go back and watch the Indiana Jones movies, Back to the Future, Empire Strikes Back, Ghostbusters, etc. These are really well crafted entertainment/spectacles. Compare the way they are paced, plotted, acted, dialogue, action, etc. Just made by people who actually knew what they were doing.

@jon4715

3 жыл бұрын

Windigo Jones Come one, it's a pulpy b-movie type show. It's fun, but not great or amazing. Don't be foolish.

"JJ is the terrible cover band version of a scriptwriter". Nailed it.

@vernusred4757

3 жыл бұрын

I have one small question for people who hate Sequels why are you watching them if you don't like them. Gosh I mean you make yourself look like stupid 9 year old kid's who play Fortnite.

@anti-dreamstansunited3391

3 жыл бұрын

@@vernusred4757 I must say, I don't like the sequels, but what you are saying is correct, there are a lot of people hating on the sequels just for the sake of hating it, but then again, there are also a lot of sequels fan that keeps hating on the Prequels and even the Original, sometimes you jist gotta accept it, that there will always be people who acts like this.

@will2brown50

3 жыл бұрын

@@vernusred4757 because we are fans of star wars who have seen the franchise get pissed on for quick cash grabs

@stoneymahoney9106

3 жыл бұрын

@@vernusred4757 "why are you watching them if you don't like them." 1) What is wrong with your brain that makes you think we didn't all WANT to like it? 2) Legitimately not liking a film for any reason other than 'I heard it was crap' kinda requires that you.... y'know.... watch it. I'd say both of those were painfully obvious to everyone not you, but I guess acknowledging those simple facts means you don't get to spend another day writing condescendingly-toned, intelligence-free comments on KZread.

@MeatCatCheesyBlaster

3 жыл бұрын

I doubt he actually writes them. He probably wrote the plot on a napkin and someone else had to finish it

You bring up a lot of good points. But honestly, my biggest gripe with ep9 is how useless and over-hyped The Knights of Ren were.

I'm proud to say that your videos have increased my hatred for the Sequels by an infinite amount. In my books, the sequels are not canon, for they are utter shit.

@berous1974

Жыл бұрын

​@George Gershwin Legends never was canon. George Lucas's work is canon.

Imagine being a engineer developing a highly advanced planet killing star destroyer that cant even go up lol

@elhaddad3435

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂☠️ damn bruh

@StsFiveOneLima

3 жыл бұрын

Because Kathleen Kennedy is afraid of things which become erect or otherwise defy gravity. Scared little lezzie.

@kamrankhan-sb9yt

3 жыл бұрын

An*

@thegoldsmithoverlord3124

3 жыл бұрын

@@kamrankhan-sb9yt 😑

@kamrankhan-sb9yt

3 жыл бұрын

the goldsmith overlord basic english🤷🏽‍♂️

The stupidest thing ever to defend the Sequel trilogy "There was no source material for us to copy from" Kathleen Kenedy, my friends Edit: thanks for the likes! I'll ask a question: what, in your opinion, is the stupidest thing ever said to defend the sequel trilogy? Please don't debate, or if you do, keep it nice and don't be rude and all that. I want all of your opinions here

@lapplandkun9273

3 жыл бұрын

that's hilarious, considering disney made the EU non canon

@isleapyhunter7769

3 жыл бұрын

@@lapplandkun9273 and that's why I say: it was also, the dumbest thing to do. Because they took stuff from the EU anyway. Remember cloning Jedi? That's in forced unleashed. Remember Palpatine? That's in a comic / novel series. A lot of the Jedi I remember reading the EU were women. but... all this isn't cannon.

@LeeONardo

3 жыл бұрын

@@isleapyhunter7769 Jedi Knight 2 was re released on PS4. Kyle Katarn is canon dammit and no moron at Disney can say otherwise!

@jimslav6973

3 жыл бұрын

The stupidest thing ever is, actually, to defend the prequels. Touchee.

@lapplandkun9273

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimslav6973 literally nobody said that, but you do you fam :)

When Rey pulled the Lightsaber on Luke, they should have made him treat her like Darth Vader did to Reva. No saber, force block all her attacks, disarm her, give it back, disarm her again, give it back a final time. Then say “Your emotion rules you, I sense a great confusion and darkness in you” then he walks away slowly. Then Rey, being the impetuous brat that she is, try’s to kill him from behind,(using the palpatine stab technique). Luke, very calmly, turns around and in self defense force pushes her away towards the cliff edge, Ray being out of her mind, over commits and falls to her death. Then Leia force communicates to him saying “Luke, that girl was are only hope.” Then Luke, looking to the heavens replies “ No, there is another” and we see a shadow of storm trooper helmet. Implying Finn.

17:13 Rey suddenly giving Kylo the Lightsaber behind the back makes no sense. Like wtf how do u do that

"Buy it today or lose it forever" Strangely prophetic given how the theatrical releases have been hidden away forever.

@popo0129

3 жыл бұрын

I remember Disney did this for a lot of their movies when I was younger. Like they would advertise putting a movie in their vault and say "buy it before it's locked up forever!" Imagine they did the same with the ST. People would probably thank them.

@hbdragon88

3 жыл бұрын

@popo129 yep the Disney Vault strategy. It's worse with SW though because every major release (97, 04, 11, 19) has changes. The D+ one (4K) changed the Greedo scene yet AGAIN...and the 2011 has hideous bluish color grading.

@popo0129

3 жыл бұрын

@@hbdragon88 Yeah was watching the OT on Disney+ and I was so upset they used the latest changes. Ep 6 with Vader was ruined for me because of that cringe "no" he says in the end.

@mpalfadel2008

3 жыл бұрын

Fuckem I still have my copy of the Original Trilogy in THX (not special edition)

@termeownator

3 жыл бұрын

@@mpalfadel2008 best version of the Trilogy you can get, hands down. This side of harmy's and the like, at least. But I like this set better honestly. Picture's fantastic, cleaned up just the right amount; the only visual alteration is that the sabers absolutely fucking pop; and the sound? Unreal. Dial that thx shit up to 1138, it's still crisp and clear. Great set of tapes, even the packaging is the best I've seen; the half faces and color schemes, goddamn I'm gushing over this shit. I'm so glad I took the "...One Last Time" seriously. Dunno what I'll do when they finally give out, actually. Got a pit in my stomach now

1:55 That’s like saying “Somehow Hitler returned”

@KneelB4Bacon

3 жыл бұрын

" . . . and the Third Reich has nukes. Win the war!"

@VelvetMagician

3 жыл бұрын

Robo I feel ya xd

@VelvetMagician

3 жыл бұрын

Catzilla The First Order vs The Third Reich, sounds like a movie that could be better than the Rise Of Garbage

@Daniel.RF.Davidson

3 жыл бұрын

AND he`s been building a secret navy with HUNDREDS of nuked equipped battleships, all hidden in a secret sea which you can only get to with a special MAP! So hell, I don`t know how all them engineers who built the ships got there. But yeah, he`s back!

@KneelB4Bacon

3 жыл бұрын

@@VelvetMagician I was mostly wondering, "why does he sound so cheerful? He's just delivered some REALLY bad news." Also, what was the point of that ridiculous data cable connection to R2? When we see the briefing later on, Po only tells us a couple of things: 1) Palpatine is alive. 2) He's building a fleet on Exogol 3) We don't know where Exogol IS. 4) He going to attack in 16 hours. That's it. Bollio could have written those four sentences down on a piece of paper, wrapped it around a rock and thrown it down the hatch to Po.

The roast of the potholes about Leia is absolutely brutal. 10/10.

I really wish they could have just made the final villain Darth Plagues rather than Palpatine. It would have been poetic to hear him monologue, "you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Sidious the usurper" or something along those lines rather than a half-assed attempt at a final villain

@versecontro4898

Жыл бұрын

Especially consedering Sidious told Anakin that plagues had a theory for conquering death. I thought it wouldve been interesting because Anakin being the chosen one couldve been a misinterpretation and it couldve been kylo who destroyed the sith. Perfect poetry with Plagues manipulating Midochlorians into creating Anakin with everyone thinking HE was the chosen one only for plagues to come back out of the shadows after desiving his apprentice and have the grandson of his creation turn out to truly be the chosen one.

I like how in this movie Palpatine technically won. He caused the deaths of all the Skywalkers and took over their bloodline. Plus he probably took over Rey's body and buried the lightsabers at Tatooine as a final fu to the Skywalkers.

@Tacid_Krios

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the new headcanon

@MariOmor1

2 жыл бұрын

Burying Anakin's saber in *sand* is a massive sin

@HoodiewearingOpp

2 жыл бұрын

@@MariOmor1 Yes, because first of all, Anakin hates sand, and second of all, Anakin’s Weapon was the Legendary YOUNGLING-SLAYER 2000.

@MariOmor1

2 жыл бұрын

@@HoodiewearingOpp 9000*

@maxcovfefe

2 жыл бұрын

The bad guys won. All that healing stuff, that's the stuff Palpatine hinted that he was gonna teach Anakin - how to extend life, and nobody even had to teach Rey, like Luke said, she immediately goes dark. Palpatine won. Rey is darker than he ever was, she's just too innocent to realize it yet. She did exactly what he told her: "kill me." He's inside her (ew!) now and forever. She buried Luke's memory on Tattooine, the LAST place Luke woulda ever wanted to end up. I could practically hear Palpatine laughing as the credits rolled.

The most tragic moment in TROS is without a doubt that Rey Skywalker scene, my god that was so cringe.

@kgbcccp8180

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldve been much better if she wouldve "clean" the Name palpatine and accepted her identidy.

@lancecurry7538

3 жыл бұрын

No, it was when Rey killed Palpatine. That literally ruined the prophecy of the Chosen One in a millisecond.

@RogueFox7050

3 жыл бұрын

It was already ruined when we saw that opening scene, but that scene is definitely the runner up for the worst moment in the movie.

@denkerbosu3551

3 жыл бұрын

@@RogueFox7050 "I am all of the Jedi"?

@RogueFox7050

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah that moment which solidified Rey being a Mary Sue to even her biggest defenders and the normies, I actually repressed that one.

One of the reasons Luke was used so sparingly is because the Disney writers in interviews regarded him as Superman and didn't know how to set up challenges in the story when Luke showed up. So basically JJ and crew nerfed the iconic character so he could put in more First Order buffoons.

@BiggieTrismegistus

Жыл бұрын

It always amazes me that people seem to think it's hard to write stories about Superman. Comics featuring Superman have been coming continuously since *1938* and there have been numerous adaptations for radio, TV and film over the years. To me that says it's not particularly difficult to tell interesting stories about a powerful character.

When I see Leia flying: "I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!"

VII: A New New Hope VIII: First Order Strikes Back IX: Return of Return of the Jedi

@candyhochstmann4632

3 жыл бұрын

IX: the death of a franchise

@tonyaughney8945

3 жыл бұрын

You have VII twice.

@ondranemcik6627

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonyaughney8945 thanks

@AKUJIVALDO

2 жыл бұрын

VIII: Empire Strikes Back, Again...

@mattyskilling4522

2 жыл бұрын

How about - IX: The Return of the Jedi Returns

My biggest issue with these movies is that they had the chance to get the entire original cast together in one scene and they utterly blew it.

The whole idea of Luke being alive for EP9 and all of his Jedi students coming to join him fight some unknown enemy - was the expectation I had for EP9 before actually seeing the movie.

“That film can burn in hell along with Rhian.” I do legitimately feel that way

I missed that Robot Head voice scrutinizing Star Wars sequels.

@JinxAnarchyEntity

3 жыл бұрын

How can you not? The sequels may not be, but this video is definitely a masterpiece

Why do I feel like a 9 year old could write a more entertaining movie then these clowns?

@hariman7727

3 жыл бұрын

Because a kid under 9 wrote axe cop and people like axe cop?

@lukeskywalker6809

3 жыл бұрын

Because you’re right.

@basteala525

3 жыл бұрын

I mean a 13 year old (I think 13?) wrote Eregon (not the movie), and that apparently did pretty well for a while. So statistically speaking, you're not too far off.

@MrTroll9795

3 жыл бұрын

Because a 9 year-old would actually have a soul unlike these corporate producers

@divergenttardis7378

3 жыл бұрын

Because a child's imagination and creativity does not bow to corporate demands and expectations.

The new trilogy looked insanely beautiful and sounded even better but god damn what a shame we just didn't get the story to go along with it.

"I think it wasn't probably as good as Georges idea could have been, but I kinda liked the movies as individual movies." "Though I generally like how Abrams does Star Wars and consider him a reasonably competent Star Wars director." "I think a trilogy solely directed by him would have had potential to be really great." -Sheldon Cooper: Leonard, is that sarcasm? -Leonard Hofstadter: I hope so...

Looks like [ROBOT HEAD] is back on the menu boys!

@SCHMALLZZZ

3 жыл бұрын

Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.

@mondlit

3 жыл бұрын

LOTR, nice!

@gunnar6674

3 жыл бұрын

How do orcs know what a menu is?

@Composer19691

3 жыл бұрын

Gunnar René Øie ...Lol!

@gunnar6674

3 жыл бұрын

@@Composer19691 It's an older joke, but it checks out.

The only thing Rey did in the whole trilogy that made sense was Rey's parkour. At least she grew up climbing around imperial ships and stripping for parts

@matthewbreytenbach4483

3 жыл бұрын

For me the fight at the end of TFA was good, because aside from Rey's sudden surges of force competence the combatants show what you'd expect from a fight between a former soldier with basic melee training, a parkourist who picked up some staff tricks for self defense and a seriously injured, mentally unstable and tremendously pissed off knight. The later movies have no such excuse, though the throne room fight was fun to watch. XD

@VitaminXism

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewbreytenbach4483 throne room was an embarrassment to the series

When this new trilogy came out I was between the ages 9-13 I was and still am a causal Star Wars fan, I never had any problems whatsoever with these new movies because I just love Star Wars. But I was younger when TFA, TLJ and TROS came out, I didn’t know anything about cinema and story writing then. Now I’m older (15) and I understand EVERY major error with the new trilogy. It lowkey makes me upset knowing we could have had a insanely better story after what’s said in this video because Robot Head, you make some major points!

My head canon is with Mara Jade, Jacen And Jaina Solo, and with Luke Skywalker being an absolute force of nature. They had...such amazing source material that they could have at least drawn inspiration from. The entire sequel trilogy was a mean spirited attempt by Lucasfilm to reinvent Star Wars in Disney's image. It was shallow, heartless, and they clearly went into it with the specific goal to kill all three main characters so they can springboard new characters and franchise them. The sad thing is...they could have respected the legacy and accomplished so much more.

no.... I think the stupidest thing said for rise of skywalker went back a couple years now with a "HEY GUIYZE! i haz an idea for a starwars trilogy!" ~ Kathleen Kennedy.

@FerutElCampeador

3 жыл бұрын

but she didnt had any idea other than money

@Starius2

3 жыл бұрын

@@FerutElCampeador exactly. it was an exploitation of an older generation fan base and their wallets, all because they wanted to share something that was special to them with their kids, like their parents did for them.... and it's so disheartening to see if happen.

@carlsiouxfalls

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot the next line: "My idea is to get JJ involved."

@alan.smitheeee

3 жыл бұрын

I think the first mistake was Lucas appointing her as the 'keeper of the flame'. They expected her to be a Kevin Feige for the SW universe. She was just a producer/assitant that got lucky.

Plot hole: So the idea is that Luke overused the force, and it killed him, likewise with Leia. In Fallen Order, didn't Vader hold back an OCEAN, while underwater? Why didn't he die? He'll he was half dead as it was.

@yoshithebear7630

3 жыл бұрын

Because JJ has no clue on how the force works.

@fersho450

3 жыл бұрын

luke literally could use the force the way he did in a constant way for 5 years before struggling a bit. i mean yoda kept using until his dead in episode 6: -in rebels he uses the same skill as luke to talk to ezra and see ahsoka in some point, and didn´t die

@davethepak

3 жыл бұрын

If you are looking for plot holes, you will be here a while.... This dumpster fire of movies makes a transformers movie look like dramatic literature.

@vocalcalibration8033

3 жыл бұрын

Han: That's not how the force works!

@adityabhalekar3506

3 жыл бұрын

in this same movie, palpatine raises hundreds of STAR DESTROYERS, and breaks the GROUND while doing it

The fact that Lucasfilm had a high scoring (87) verison of Rise that George Lucas himself presided over, but that the studio decided to nix in favor of a cut of the film that only scored a 60, tells me all I need to know when it comes to the blame game!

Well, there was one achievement with these last films, especially the last one. Previously, the audience was torn between the Jedi’s, our heroes and the good guys, and the coolness of the dark side. It was hard to pick sides, and made the conflictual and ambiguous message even stronger. Now I bet everyone is siding with Palpating, the only guy previously hated across the board. Anything to destroy that petulant Mary Sue.

@maxheadroom4659

2 жыл бұрын

what you said makes zero sense.

The worst part of rise of skywalker is that kylo just forgives himself with a hallucination of his father for killing his father...

@flankspeed

3 жыл бұрын

That makes him sound almost like Jesus. But in reverse.

@basteala525

3 жыл бұрын

Eh. I didn't mind that given the circumstances. If he had truly come back to the light, he'd know: do what has to now, self pity later. Trouble is that he died, so we never have a chance to really see him wrestle with it. It still could have been done better, but Ren for me is the least offensive part of a horribly offensive sequel.

@kungolaf4499

3 жыл бұрын

@@basteala525 Why do people *want* to see this trilogy as offensive? It comes really down to attitude how much headache these movies give you... It is entertainment after all. If it doesn't entertain you, we shouldn't dwell on it.

@lucasbachmann

3 жыл бұрын

@@kungolaf4499 because there's a bigger story that WAS entertaining it is ruining. And that reason applies to disappointing entries in other franchises too.

@basteala525

3 жыл бұрын

@@kungolaf4499 I , personally never *want* to be offended by anything, never mind a movie trilogy. Can't speak for anyone else. The reason why I *am* offended by the trilogy, personally, comes down to a few factors: 1) Like others said, it really shits on the previous stories that I knew and loved. TLJ had me down on the Sequels, but it was easier to ignore overall. RoS is harder to because it ultimately trivializes 5 good movies...and Phantom Menace. 2) This may be more personal for me, but I love a good female lead. They're so rare in Star Wars so when I saw the elements in Force Awakened with potential, albeit some spots that needed to be ironed out, I was excited. But I also have a high standard for such characters and Rey fails in every way. 3) Rise of Skywalker itself is an amalgam of all the things I disliked in the Sequels. The rushed narrative, the creative drought, the ass-pulls Lucasfilm calls plot twists, the overpowered main character who either overcomes an obstacle in two minutes of screen time, or crumbles under the pressure and gives up, undercooked, unrealized plot threads, and an absolute lack of respect for continuity. Finally, in the grand scheme of things, I'm not upset the Sequels sucked every moment of my life--trust me, there's plenty in 2020 that's more pressing to be upset about, lol. It doesn't change the fact that when I see the subject brought up that it's going to bring up bitter feelings, though. Let's be real. We turn to entertainment to get away from bullshit. We like stability and nostalgia and will stick to sources of entertain that have come through for us over many years. That's normal. When that industry fails you, and if it negates the achievements of the past, it's going to hurt, a lot. Baseball fans probably feel that way during the whole covid situation, or Astros fans that found out their team cheated, and ruined their championship legacy. It's just how we are as people.

I cried when she said she was a Skywalker.. I genuinely cried. And when we got out of the cinema there was no usual chatter about the cool scenes.. Everyone was silent and went home having experienced something so bad it made my grandma's death two months prior feel better

@N0TYALC

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ dude. It’s a shitty movie. You should be thanking Disney for ruining the franchise if you were that obsessed

@amayreka

2 жыл бұрын

I cried also, but because they butchered star wars

@Levi-rc8kh

2 жыл бұрын

@@N0TYALC First, How TF is the franchise ruined for you just because of the sequels? All you have to do is pretend that the trilogy was just a bad dream and consume LITERALLY any other Star Wars media. Not that hard. Also, there is this misconception that Disney is the one responsible for the terrible writing of the sequel trilogy. No, it's the fault of the actual writers of most of those movies: JJ Abrams, Rian Johnson, and Chris Terrio. And in case you didn't know, Mandalorian, Rogue One, and the animated shows are a thing. That is just evidence that further proves that the actual Disney company is not at fault here.

@datboy038

2 жыл бұрын

@@Levi-rc8kh you forgot to mention Kathleen Kennedy

@brianty6676

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't - because I wasn't paying to support any of that garbage. Your money empowers people like Kathleen Kennedy to continue destroying the brand and dumping on the fan base.

Imagine ending off the Skywalker saga with killing off all the skywalkers and leaving a palpatine alive

@psm7

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh thank god that didn't happen