Steve Martin's Oscars PSA ►► kzread.infoXsO_TkNWfa8

This guy always looks the same no matter what the decade is.

@SurahOnline

2 жыл бұрын

So True !!!

@wilchambers1401

2 жыл бұрын

Right?

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

His gray hair is legendary.

@stanleyelliott2293

2 жыл бұрын

@@wilchambers1401 my,

@THECAR99

2 жыл бұрын

Also Leslie Nielsen. Two of the people who can pull of white hair

"Mickey, I'm sorry we couldn't get you a better seat, but Vin Diesel is here." - such a savage (and true) indictment of how Hollywood works. A man who's box-office draw carried a whole studio for years, and one of the biggest stars of the 20th century is considered insignificant when he stops paying off.

@gerrynightingale9045

3 жыл бұрын

*He was and remained a 'Titan' in Hollywood...but not for long!* *Shirley Temple was '#1' ...yet by 17 she was virtually finished in movies* *Vin Diesel movies MAKE MONEY and that's all that matters, and has been making money far longer than Rooney did* ( *Joe Yule Jnr./Micky McGurk/Mickey Rooney was a finer actor than Diesel could ever dream-of and even Vin knows it, yet Mickey's 'era' came and went very quickly because no one knew what to do with him* )

@mrjones29

3 жыл бұрын

@@gerrynightingale9045 Rooney worked for 88 years start to finished from aged 6 until to the year he died aged 93. I don't know what era you are referring to that his career came and went that quick, he never stopped working when all his peers of his day retired. It doesn't matter what huge bank Diesel has earned at the box office - Van Damme and Seagal earned big bank in their day too, where are they now? 20 years from now Vin will be sitting in the back rows.

@amehta23

3 жыл бұрын

WalterLiddy Same happens in India.. when u watch award show u see legends in 10th row and today’s popular actors that people want to see in first row

@chrisshiel6438

3 жыл бұрын

Serves him right for Breakfast at Tiffany's 🤣

@mdteletom1288

3 жыл бұрын

I doubt that was really Mickey Rooney.

True comedy is all in the delivery. Steve Martin is the master.

@MrJensRoger

6 жыл бұрын

Kevin hart is the master

@CoachingHigher

6 жыл бұрын

kt Amen

@departmentofdate2263

6 жыл бұрын

So true! Love Martin's dry delivery

@degsbabe

6 жыл бұрын

Yes his standup experience came through. One of the best ever monologues.

@johnraker8238

5 жыл бұрын

He has that one thing that all great comedians have. I'm talking about... of course... Thai-Ming. TIMING! Timing...i mean timing.

Steve Martin is a great writer, comedian, brilliant actor, very talented musician. I believe he's underrated in many ways.

@mrjones29

5 жыл бұрын

He is not underrated in any way. I think you are comparing him to someone who catches your attention more.

@sarac.3568

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrjones29 What a great response. I've never heard this before and from now on I'll use it whenever someone says something like this about someone extremely famous and fairly-rated.

@mrjones29

2 жыл бұрын

@@sarac.3568 Well thank you very much. I don't even remember writing that 2 years ago. Looking back at it seems a complex way to say something what you've just described.

Steve Martin is truly one of my all time favourite comedic actors!! :')

There’s always a closeup of Jack Nicholson, and he’s always in good humor and laughing.

@okahhj55

2 жыл бұрын

Same with Harvey Weinstein.

@1dawnf

2 жыл бұрын

and drunk

@marybarry2230

2 жыл бұрын

A National treasure!

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

The Oscars are not the same without him there.

@alipainting

2 жыл бұрын

I talked to someone who had met Jack Nicholson a couple of times, and that is exactly his personality 😄

I think STEVE MARTIN SHOULD HOST AGAIN! So much funnier than today’s Oscars.

@marybarry2230

2 жыл бұрын

As you can see it's a tough gig!! But he is a master at it!

@jogman262

Жыл бұрын

He’d have some fun with Will Smith.

@davidhopeman3591

Жыл бұрын

@@jogman262 He'd get slapped up-side his ole White head.

@jogman262

Жыл бұрын

@ David Hopeman No he wouldn’t because Smith is banned from the Oscars for 10 years.

@Carlos-xz3vi

Жыл бұрын

He and Billy Crystal.

There are no losers here tonight-But we're about to change all that! 😂😂😂

"If you'd like a transcript of this show write down every word we say."

I wonder if the Vin Diesel quip was ad-libbed. Steve’s face at 3:56 seems like he’s genuinely disappointed that Mickey is sitting in the back.

Still, today, one of the best monologues in Oscar history

this randomly popped up in my recommendations and I have to say: this is one of the monologues I've ever watched. Steve Martin carefully balanced his set without going too far with jokes and social commentary on just about everything in the industry

Steve Martin is a comic genius. I needed a laugh and came here in 2022 because I knew he'd deliver. He did! LOL

“I was thinking today Chris, that we have both hosted the Oscars before, and this is such an incredible demotion.” Steve Martin 2020

Effortless master performance from one of the most likable down to earth celebrities out there

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

Love seeing guys like Harrison Ford, Denzel Washington, Michael Douglas and Richard Gere cracking up at his monologue.

If you don't think Steve Martin is a genius then you have no idea how difficult this is to pull off. Well done.

@ZomBMarketing

3 жыл бұрын

@Jim McCracken Yes, I do know. I'm Steve Martin's comedy coach.

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

Comedic genius.

@ronchu4453

Жыл бұрын

im a big fan of Steve Martin but I dont consider him a true comedian. Hes more of a showman song and dance kind of person. His best movie was Parenthood, inb which was more acting than being funny.

@ochayethenoo

Жыл бұрын

@@ZomBMarketing Lol, his comedy coach? Suuuuure.

@markoatis2462

Жыл бұрын

The only time Harvey Weinstein ( Miramax howdy) gets onscreen nowadays is during courtroom TV.

5:22 Nicolas Cage, Meryl Streep, Jack Nicholson and Halle Berry seated next to each other. Too much awesomeness in such small area

@KellyKar

3 жыл бұрын

@tony valk The Cage is awesome

@istiakabir7753

3 жыл бұрын

And Denzel

@brownredxx

3 жыл бұрын

Fake people

@ANTIStraussian

3 жыл бұрын

@@brownredxx weirdo

Steve is one of those great comedic talents. Effortlessly funny, the jokes are so simple

@jadenwaz9585

Жыл бұрын

it’s definitely not effortless lol, he just makes it seem that way

“Roman Polanski is here. GET HIM!” kills me every time.

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

He could have said, “Hands up!!!”

@davidhopeman3591

Жыл бұрын

Or he could of said"Hey Weinstein & Spacey let's get the degenerate creepy rapist outta here now"

Julie Andrews is super special! She never misses a beat her response always fun endearing & appropriate! Classy lady.

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

Very pretty lady.

I believe Steve Martin was the very first person to ever be considered adorkable.

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

I thought that the first time I saw, ‘The Jerk’. Legendary comedy. 😆

Back when it was mainstream to dislike France and Germany for not following USA into the Iraq quagmire.

@carolinekaplan542

4 жыл бұрын

We haven’t loved France and Germany for almost a century if you look at history.

@laundryroom9002

3 жыл бұрын

@@StephenKershaw1 what a dumb thing to say.

@laundryroom9002

3 жыл бұрын

@@StephenKershaw1 lol ok. good thing for you is that idgaf about anti-American losers.

@ilb473

2 жыл бұрын

In Russia we saluted France and Germany for their decision not to support this war

Make him host again! He's one of the best!!! 😂😂😂

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

Should have host many times like Hope, Carson and Crystal.

This is one of my favourite Academy Award shows ever. The number of seminal female performances is astonishing: Kidman (The Hours), Moore (The Hours, Heaven), Streep (The Hours, Adaptation), Zellwegger (Chicago), Zeta-Jones (Chicago), Latifa (Chicago), Hayek (Frida), Lane (Unfaithful) etc. Truly a unique clash of Venus's and Athena's.

@mirazusta2002

2 жыл бұрын

Was this not the edition when Halle Berry won an Oscar for Monster's Ball?

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

@ Mauricio No that was like 2000 or 2001. Russell Crowe won Best Actor same year she won Best Actress.

@CYP0

2 жыл бұрын

As far as I recall, Halle Berry won the Oscar in 2002 for her work in Monsters Ball (2001) and was presented her award by Russel Crowe who had won his Oscar the previous year (2001) for his performance in The Gladiator (2000). This monologue given by Steve Martin took place in the Academy Awards in 2003 where Halle Berry presented the award for Best Actor to Adrian Brody and was famously French-kissed by him as he got too emotional and surprised. Oscars 2003 were remarkable not just for the number and quality of female performers but also for the Iraq War which had caused a lot of controversy and tension in the ceremony.

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

@ CYP0 You’re absolutely right. Julia Roberts won Best Actress same year as Russell Crowe. Denzel Washington and Halle Berry won their awards the following year.

@CYP0

2 жыл бұрын

@@jogman262 Academy Awards 2002 (the previous ceremony to the one in the video) was remarkable for the number of African American artists who won major awards: Denzel Washington for Best Actor (second in history and first to win Best Leading/Supporting Actor as Washington had won a previous award for Glory (1989)), Halle Berry for Best Actress (first in history) and Sydney Poitier (RIP) for Life Achievement. Another historic night.

First Oscar ceremony broadcast in high def, put on KZread at 480p.

@RudyAmid

4 жыл бұрын

Those pesky KZread censors will kick in if it's uploaded in 720p.

Can you imagine what it takes to work that crowd. Mr Martin is always an inspiration and truly iconic. Wish they put Billy Crystal with him!! What a combo.

I've watched this many times and it never gets old!

Steve Martin is the best argument for bringing back an Oscar host.

@HardRockMaster7577

4 жыл бұрын

But no one has his class.

He really knows how to work his audience (celebrities). Priceless

Such a class act love him!

Steve Martin should Permanently Host the Oscars... I think he’s the Perfect Host!

@archangeljophiel2019

9 ай бұрын

Him and Billy Crystal

Julie Andrews.... such a classy lady!

@killuasadzoldyck4817

7 жыл бұрын

She looks gorgeous!

@frostychickenprods

6 жыл бұрын

that was actually me as her stand in

@CoachingHigher

6 жыл бұрын

Tha classiest!❤️

@degsbabe

6 жыл бұрын

Classy and apparently a tough cookie.

@johnnypastrana6727

5 жыл бұрын

Compare her to snippy nose Diane Lane. She can't even take a joke so many years into her career.

Steve Martin was such a sublime host. Like he's done this before 😎

Love Steve's take on what a movie star is. ..Great monologue!

"I'd just realized that hosting the Oscars for the second time, it's like making love to a woman for the second time... I guess!" OMG, that delivery, though. He's amazing.

@adhonoremtroll7198

3 жыл бұрын

It was a reference to his first time hosting the ceremony. He said that time ".. hosting the oscars is like making love to a Beautiful woman... something i can do only when billy cristal is out of town.." he nailed it again this second time

I love Steve Martin such classy, talented and HELLA FUNNY 😄 😂😂😂😂

3:32 Always thought Mira Sorvino was one of the most beautiful, talented women in Hollywood.

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

Very hot woman.

"they can be any sex, race and religion...sometimes all in one weekend" I spit my drink at that and I don't regret it one bit

The best opening ever!!

Genius. I don't think anyone wouldn't want to be like Steve Martin.

@ryanblais6208

3 ай бұрын

I don’t think anyone wouldn’t not want to not be like Steve Martin.

That's a true comedic genius right there

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been a huge fan since 1977.

when i see this 2003 doesn't seem too long ago

@seebwinter

8 жыл бұрын

+tranquil Nice except for 1:47 . That does seem like quite a while ago

@barumbadum

6 жыл бұрын

To me seems a million years ago...

@yasisoufi

5 жыл бұрын

tranquil Nice it does! Scary as Weinstine

@versecontro4898

5 жыл бұрын

Ok nyquil nice......... Its not like the oscars stopped having fun or anything

@msizimanqele2811

4 жыл бұрын

I was 1year old

That is a BIG stage. Martin did an outstanding job.

The Academy Awards, a long time ago, and far far away. Thanks, Steve.

Mickey Rooney should have been in the front row.

@alfredlong1125

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely right I grew up with Mickey Rooney why did they do that to him all the way in the back I thought that was outrageous.

@Figs3

5 жыл бұрын

But Vin Diesel was there...

@ranlive1

5 жыл бұрын

Stephen McCollum His ego needed its own seat.

@makiavelli999

5 жыл бұрын

I can see a BIG FAT Weinstein laughing in the front row. But NO MORE :-D

@WalterLiddy

4 жыл бұрын

Hence the joke.

Standing ovation 😍

Watching this in 2021 Sept. Im crying since pandemic lockdown , there will be no more hillarious ceremony like this. missing that😭😭😭😭😭

Steve Martin is the Funniest..intelligent humour..comedy for the thinking man..he even beats out Billy Cristal..best ever opening act

@wilchambers1401

2 жыл бұрын

Disagree

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

“..and make a right at the hooker..I mean Pretty Woman.” Richard Gere cracking up.

@davidhopeman3591

Жыл бұрын

@@wilchambers1401 Do you have a dog house ?

@wilchambers1401

Жыл бұрын

@@davidhopeman3591 Why? You have no place to live?

@davidhopeman3591

Жыл бұрын

@@wilchambers1401 Oh ! I'm fine as far as that's concerned..but I'm supposing that since you didn't answer the question,You probably don't have or own a dog house..... NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

Who's here for the masterclass?

@DiabloSandwich59

3 жыл бұрын

Truthfully your calling attention to it made me puke.

More hosting by Steve Martin will be appreciated, he being the funniest so far!

One of the best hosts ever

You know this was quite a while ago when he mentions Circuit City LOL

@edwardtruong1849

7 жыл бұрын

Circuit City...?

@adamquinn75

4 жыл бұрын

Loved circuit city!

@tomperkins5657

4 жыл бұрын

Who?

Steve Martin is always awesome! If you need cheering up, find Him! You have to see his two man show with Martin Short...”Two Wild and Crazy Guys!” Sorry, Dan....

What a genius!! The best monologue ever. Just brilliant.

Absolute brilliance. Steve Martin is the GOAT. So natural and a genuinely funny guy.

Standing ovation for Steve

Steve made fun of many people in the audience and wasn't assaulted. Times have changed. People can no longer take a joke.

@davidhopeman3591

Жыл бұрын

The PHRASE GAY MAFIA was made for a reason..and he's not gonna ever be back.

@davidhopeman3591

Жыл бұрын

@@thewolfdoctor761 The poodles head? He woke up in the bed with a poodles head in his bed..Because the gay mafia doesn't want him using the phrase *Gay-Mafia* That one got one of his biggest laughs.

This is a piece of history... the first HD broadcast... oh, and I love Steve Martin!!! :-)

Excellent thanks for posting this!!

If I saw this monologue, I don't remember but anything Steve does, he does with such grace. I loved his performance in Cyrano--a high school poet and quite short, all I had to do to avoid bullies was be Cyrano for them and help them with Chemistry, not just with the cheerleaders, but with the Chem teacher, who was tough, lol. That was in '77-'79 when Steve Martin was just coming on the radar, like many of the performers he noted in this monologue. My career started in the Napa Valley, kind of a Hollywood North because of Falcon Crest, and Francis Ford Coppola, and working in the tourist industry there after college I met some of the people shown in this monologue, all earlier in their careers, and very humble and kind to those like me who were service workers, and the local residents of a community which stands at about 80,000 residents today. Now that I've just reached retirement, I look back to those times when great stars still shared by community members on this site. We first lived in Burbank after moving from Chicago in '66 and my middle brother was close friends with Richard "Jaws" Kiel, the Arnold Schwarzenegger of his time, who I last saw in the movie "Force Ten From Naverone". Barbara Bach, Ringo Starr's wife, shared a hug with me at Meadowood Resort in the Napa Valley when she stayed with us, though if Ringo was with her, he stayed in the Background. She was in "Force Ten From Naverone" and so humble, embarassing me, the desk supervisor, in front of the staff that worked with me. I never even dreamed I would meet Hollywood celebrities so early in my career, I chose tourism because I loved meeting people and I love traveling, just like them. They taught me how to manage any guest, because they were so humble themselves, that some, like Falcon Crest's Ana Alicia or the French Chef Julia Child, would chat with me asking for my tour recommendations if I was alone on shift, as I tended to schedule myself late in the evening.

everybody looks so young back then

@johnborris3222

4 жыл бұрын

Nicole looks the same.

@ialwaysbesingin

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnborris3222 no she looks bad. Not young at all.

@johnborris3222

4 жыл бұрын

@@ialwaysbesingin what???? :( well, I think she (Nicole Kidman) looks beautiful.

@tomperkins5657

4 жыл бұрын

Including me...

Such a legend!! Love this guy

Ohmygosh. The faces of the actors here, I was 3 when this was happening! It's like, wow, it's refreshing to see in the moat weird way😭... Luv all these actors. Long live true Hollywood stars!

best godfather-reference ever xD I can't stop picturing it

That Julie Andrews reaction is priceless 🤣

Now, why can’t Oscars be all like this, STEVE is so loveable

Oh man, am I not thankful to whatever algorithm that brought me here. This man’s a comedic genius isn’t he? So effortless on a high profile stage!

Steve martin is way to funny.

@wesselbindt

6 жыл бұрын

James Fernandez Steve Martin is *the way to funny.

@ritaggn

5 жыл бұрын

James Fernandez v

@saranshbhatia

4 жыл бұрын

@@wesselbindt *Steve martin is on the way to be funny

Wonder if Mr. Martin ever imagined this gig while doing stand-up in the Troubador in the late 60's early 70's. What an original!

That Kathy bates one got them going lmao

I don’t care how many times this clip pops up in my feed, I’ll watch it every time. Next to Bob Hope, Steve is the best Oscar host.

You can tell from the reaction at 10:36 that it landed well!! Best joke of the night!

Thanks Steve, no hateful politics or rampant ugliness.

@devildoll9929

4 жыл бұрын

@Miller Forester right winger

... or they can be gay [cut to Jack Nicholson] I laughed my ass off! Steve is brilliant.

@heavenboundsonliibaan52

4 жыл бұрын

Don Gummar ( Meryl Streep's Husband is behind him Laughing 🤣)

@TheTwigal

3 жыл бұрын

How's that even funny?

@JacquesduPlessis11

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheTwigal Well consider Jack's reputation as a ladies man - and you get why it was a shot aimed at him, in jest.

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

Flash forward to 2022, and a certain guy, we’ll just call him, Will Smith, gets out of his seat and assaults him.

You know the Guy is Highly Respectful one, When Crowd Welcomes the Host with Standing Ovation

I was thinking during his monologue, what if they got Don Rickles to host. His opening line, "As I look around this audience tonight I realize one thing, I'm the biggest star here."

Bloody Brilliant!

Steve Martin is brilliant! 👍

The delivery is of the best of all time hes a true one

The last one should have been Jack Nicholson.

@madambutterfly7513

5 жыл бұрын

Nomar Norono - ❤️❤️❤️❤️ luv Jack!!

@thathawaiiandude787

5 жыл бұрын

Lol...that’s exactly who I thought they were going to put in on that last square.

@JC21

4 жыл бұрын

I mean they already used him for the "gay" part so it wouldn't be as funny.

@daniellaniganohara2456

4 жыл бұрын

@@JC21 it would build on the joke

@halflanding1900

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, I agree. It could have been another younger actress Julie Andrews, Julie, and end with Jack Nicholson. 🤣

9:04 That's gold! "Get him!"

2019 and still funny as hell XD

Julie Andrews the classiest ever!!!😍😍

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

I’m still in love with her.

I just love him so much xx

I remember watching this and thinking Martin was BRILLIANT. HILARIOUS. And, then the next day, critics castigated him. Go figure...

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

You know you’re funny when the critics get in a tiff.

@davidhopeman3591

Жыл бұрын

YOU WILL NOT SAY GAY MAFIA AND LIVE TO TELL ANOTHER TALE.

Nothing quite kills comic timing like endlessly fawning audience applause

@ScoobyandShaggy5554

4 ай бұрын

They stop him he clearly wants to finish

This thing is precious :D

"remember, there are no losers here tonight. We are about to change all that"

I loved him soo much,so funny and handsome

OMG Julie Andrews is amazing.

Master at work and he makes it look easy.

Steve Martin has looked the same for 40 years

"I'd like to say HELLO to the 3 guys at Circuit City"

He should have a couple Academy Awards to his name. I remember Roger Ebert saying he should have got a nomination for ‘All Of Me’ with Lily Tomlin. I agree, he should have.

@wylier

Жыл бұрын

He won a film critics award for that role, but no Oscar nod.

Whaouh! What a great monologue!!!

A true comedic genius

Golden time of Oscars monologue

This is one of the best if not the best monologues! Hahahahahaha 😂

So many people were alive then, and so was Circuit City.