I'm in a cycle of watching award show opening monologues

@mun4494

9 жыл бұрын

me too ^^

@sankernarayanan4638

9 жыл бұрын

Same here. Just the oscars for me. Just the comedians I love. Jon Stewart, Chris Rock and now Steve Martin.

@MrCristoforoantonio

7 жыл бұрын

Me,too!!

@user-jo2pv7yi5h

7 жыл бұрын

help i cant stop

@rakeshtikait3830

6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Lazo me too

"Please, hold your applause until it's for me." That sounded like something he just ad-libbed right there.

@nccamsc

2 жыл бұрын

Watch his Tom Hanks AFI award monologue

I could just spend my entire day watching Steve Martin's speeches

8 жыл бұрын

+TVB Land what do you mean you "could"? haven't you? i know i have :)

@evonymos93

8 жыл бұрын

haha indeed I have my friend :)

@whoever_81

5 жыл бұрын

make it my entire life

@barryrichman4475

4 жыл бұрын

TVB Land.....Dude, you really gotta get a life ?

@willo9372

3 жыл бұрын

I'm doing that right now lol

"I took a 9 year old kid to Gladiator and he cried through the entire film... now maybe it was because he didn't know who I was" Can you even get away with jokes like this anymore? Steve Martin can.

@AskAir

4 жыл бұрын

Best joke ever

@knight0582

3 жыл бұрын

thats classic oldschool filmstar joke , yes he can

@emperorofdance655

3 жыл бұрын

Fred Kang he’s saying he kidnapped a kid and brought him to the movie

@NorthLVLowRoller

3 жыл бұрын

That's a Pedo joke dude, he also joked about not letting Mel Gibson's friend to his house that helps children? Wth?

@JacquesduPlessis11

3 жыл бұрын

@@NorthLVLowRoller It's a kidnapping joke, not a pedo joke. You added the extra steps. And it was clear his Mel joke showed how out of touch he was - that was the point of the joke.

This was seriously my favorite Oscar monologue. Steve's deadpan is ideal.

@MrSilicon605

5 жыл бұрын

Old school....the Best

@rokyericksonroks

4 жыл бұрын

You’re waiting for the next zinger he’s going to throw, but having too much fun to care.

Steve is so hilarious. His jokes are casual and yet hilarious, and he remain a calm face that makes them even funnier!

who else is on a Steve Martin binge? This man is just pure genuise and class on all his speech and acts. great definition of entertainer... no politcs no environment no personal agenda being pushed .. amazing

@jp3032

2 жыл бұрын

Me

this is one of the funniest of these monologues for sure

@BestMuscleVideo

6 жыл бұрын

So true!

@januarybaby1063

4 жыл бұрын

I didnt laugh once but I love Steve Martin so all is well

Steve Martin is such an underrated Oscars host but I really love his humor, one of the best.

Please - hold your applause until it's for me. Hilarious!

This was the old school Hollywood Oscar monologue, nothing over the top. No sexist, racist, religious sensitive jokes, it was just delightful, DELIGHTFUL. 💃⭐️

@BitcoinmeetupsOrg123

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. But that's kind of Steve's thing too. Even though he can be quite absurd his jokes are always kind of family friendly somehow. Even when they're not, they still are.

@PlanetEarth3141

2 жыл бұрын

Are you watching the same Steve Martin I'm watching? All that stuff is part of his routines, though not necessarily all the time.

@younesmuslim2603

9 ай бұрын

Delightfuuulllllllllllllll👍🏼

"I realize, hosting the Oscar is like making love to a beautiful woman. It is something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of the town." 😂😂😂 what a legend

@blakris9382

5 жыл бұрын

on another monologue, he said: hosting the oscar for the second time is like making love to a woman for the second time...I guess. lol

“... hosting the oscar is like making love to a beautiful woman, it's something I get to do when billy crystal was out of town.” Best

@robmacfarlane1657

9 жыл бұрын

Dwiki Halla Stolen from Swiss Toni

@chrisraffles8846

5 жыл бұрын

Brilliant double-burn.

@arkaniaknight6268

4 жыл бұрын

Also from another Steve Martin's speech: "Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman... I guess."

@annakochkin7693

3 жыл бұрын

What's the background story behind the joke?

@DarthVader-ig6ci

3 жыл бұрын

@@annakochkin7693 Billy Crystal was the host for most times between 1990-2005. So just saying that he could only host Oscars and get the company of women only when Billy Crystal not available, otherwise Crystal is chosen over him

If you can get Russell Crowe to smile at a joke, then you've won!

@LordsofMedia

5 жыл бұрын

He was drunk.

@kippergc1

5 жыл бұрын

Because it was the only joke that was worth laughing at.

@JeffFreemanPresents

4 жыл бұрын

He’d have to get it. 😉

@markmatteson

4 жыл бұрын

He did that for a reason, Crowes affair with Quaids wife

@WalterLiddy

4 жыл бұрын

I get the impression Crowe didn't laugh because he was never sure if he was the butt of the joke or not.

By FAR, the funniest oscar host ever

@edsco1352

4 жыл бұрын

Well, have you seen Paul Hogan's......?

@lalisitabonita

3 жыл бұрын

Forza Juve

How does this have 450 dislikes? Steve Martin is the man!

@Bl4ckBull3t1

10 жыл бұрын

what he said about afghanistan

@baboom007

10 жыл бұрын

Bl4ckBull3t1 also about gays

@ledepi34

10 жыл бұрын

...and also about everything else.

@aniles1989

9 жыл бұрын

The first joke

@expectoprotesto

9 жыл бұрын

Cause people are oversensitive.

“I was thinking today Chris, that we have both hosted the Oscars before, and this is such an incredible demotion.” Steve Martin 2020

There goes Russel Crowe and Joaquin Phoenix, looking like the cool kids in school....both quite hot in this vid!!

@tayphiri519

9 жыл бұрын

and?

@tayphiri519

8 жыл бұрын

no thanks, i'm good

@Dethfukk1

8 жыл бұрын

Okay you're right, just talk about it online sorry for crossing any boundaries

@TheBoyChur

8 жыл бұрын

+KK Warslut wtf lol

@suomynona6149

5 жыл бұрын

Joaquin still looks hot tho

This could be the best Oscar monologue ever

Best Oscar opening ever!!!!

"Does Russell Crowe remember laughter?" -Robert Plant

@WilloPR

8 жыл бұрын

+jimmy sonhil 8:11 joke was too good for Russell to hold it in...

@beatriceschneider8550

4 жыл бұрын

Well may be😂

@rokyericksonroks

4 жыл бұрын

The Charlton Heston line was great.

The National Treasure himself... MR. STEVE MARTIN. Effortless. 👏👏👏

Hahahaha. I love Steve Martin, the joke where he's having dinner with "Tom, Mel, Julia, and Gwyneth" was absolutely hilarious, as was the one on Charlton Heston ("Don't talk to him, he thinks he was in gladiator"). Brilliant!

Steve Martin was a very good host.

HOLY COW BABY RUSSEL CROWE

It took 3 jokes to make Russell Crowe laugh

@halubeN

3 жыл бұрын

Literally

@TimeIdle

3 жыл бұрын

We don't know if he laughed at Steve's other jokes. Not like the camera was on him the whole time. We can say that it took three jokes related to Crowe that finally made him laugh.

This guy is the greatest. his timing and delivery.....and he plays banjo to boot

@redskywalker3374

2 жыл бұрын

he really should leave that telephone in his pants 😊

Tam Honks 😍

02:08 Winona Ryder...she´s just sooo gorgeous 😍💕💕

“Please hold your applause until it’s for me.” “I love welcoming the young stars… cause it reminds me of my own death.” “Or making love, ‘are you Steve Martin?’ “ “But it seems like since you got caller ID, you’re never home.” "So I called my friend Giorgio Armani" "Oh, we have 5 hours!" “If Tom wins tonight, between Tom & myself, we will have 3 Best Actor awards!” "Hosting the Oscars... it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town." One of the best Oscar openings ever =D

@triplea2793

6 жыл бұрын

Ignatius AW I

@freelancer9073

Жыл бұрын

We sleep with so many people.

Haha, Steve Martin is great. His description of the dinner party with "Tom", "Mel", "Gwyneth", and "Julia" had me in stitches. Also loved the line about the trailer giving away too much of the movie and using Dude Where's My Car as an example.

Another one of my favorite hosts! Loved: Billy Crystal, Steve Martin, Hugh Jackman and Ellen DeGeneres.

Steve Martin is hilarious lol.

Im 14 an my friends cant believe he is my favourite

So many of those jokes you can't make today. Thank God for 2001!

That was such a good ceremony! One of my favorites!

steve martin is awesome, some people just can't go to sleep without being haters

One of the most comic greats of our time!

I´ve been looking for this for ages. Great great stuff from Steve Martin:-)

Russel Crowe had epic hair back then.

That look Crowe gives is amazing. "You just made the list, buddy."

I was so disheartened to hear more applause for Tom Hanks than Charlton Heston. That man was and still is a legend of the screen.

probably one of the better opening acts for the oscars, steve martin is amazing!

A GENIUS! A GENIUS! A GENIUS!

Steve Martin I love you!

Russel Crowe, best poker face ever

lol I love how pissed russell crowe looks every time steve jokes about him.

"So i called my friend Giorgio Armani" LOL

Awww Joaquin is so cute when he laughs :')

@evelynverdejo6926

3 жыл бұрын

I'm blushing thanks to your comment 😊☺️🤗

I think this was the final curtain on cinema . Just looking at all the great stars in the audience , many who have passed away , wants me to cry on my own for a while , and hope for the future .

One of the best monologues OMG!!!!!! I Taped this on VHS cause I knew it would be years until I'd get a chance to see it again... I can throw the tape away now :D thanks

I find him attractive, whatever age he may be.

Steve Martin is a comedic genius. Look at his works...amazing.

This is what the Oscars used to be. I don't think we will ever get the same experience again.

@MrSilicon605

5 жыл бұрын

Very true...

Thanks for the video! More monologue clips please :)

Happy 70th Birthday Steve

Steve Martin is the best hosting these awards, funny, but serious at times

Great name drop on Paul Giamatti, he always struck me as the actor's actor as well. Sometimes performers like that aren't wildly famous but have a list of critical acclaim a mile long.

Best EVER host...PLS bring Steve back!!

Cant stop watching oscars......im hooked

Julia Roberts is such class. Beautiful smile :)

@Figs3

5 жыл бұрын

Well they do call her America's sweetheart for a reason. She's that damn beautiful.

@RollingOrmond

5 жыл бұрын

She treats people like garbage. Takes more than looks to have class.

Steve Martin is so genuinely funny! I mean, I laugh non-stop every single time he's up there on stage... and I see audience laugh so hard too! There may have been better presenters but Steve Martin got to be the funniest to date!

brilliant as always!

STEVE NAILED IT!!!!!...GREATJOB

Notice how they didn't really laugh the times he called out the true nature of the industry. He was telling the truth and that hits close to home. I thought this was hilarious.

Why Can't there be Brilliance like this Today Potty humor has taken over "ugh"

steve martin is the best. don't see enough of him anymore.

SUPERB !! Didn't stop laughing the whole time...looking forward to this year ...xo

16 years later and they still spoil the movies in trailers lol

The line about Billy Crystal in the end stole the show for me! Steve Martin is always funny. Hope he presents yet another Oscar.

A master at work.

He is just brilliant!

I hate the Oscars and I hate Hollywood, but I love Steve Martin.😜😎👍

The 2 Steves who are best at keeping a straight face while cracking a joke ---- Steve Carell & Steve Martin

love steve martin. how does he stay so calm and eloquent ?

I love his name dropping. Julias laugh is so awesomr

Steve Martin > Billy Crystal

@GroundhogDayisAWESOME

8 жыл бұрын

And Ellen Degnereas

@minanabil4649

6 жыл бұрын

+Groundhog Day 1993 is AWESOME! and jimmy kimmel

WOW, a lot of valid points he's making still hold up even today! LOL xD

He is simply brilliant!

What a fantastic opening for the Oscars®! I can't wait to see what they do in future Oscars®! I love the Oscars®!

russels just biding his time... one day, steve, one fucking day....

@kieferroche1995

9 жыл бұрын

mate i proper laughed out loud at this comment hhahahahahahahahahahahahah

@jamesjon8799

9 жыл бұрын

lostintimeline this year he won the Best Actor oscar

@dimitreze

9 жыл бұрын

fighting all around the world

This is hilarious. Steve Martin deserves an oscar for best opening academy awards giveaway.

He WAS and I hope he STILL is.... AMAZING-SO CLEVER-TWISTY-SUBVERSIVE!!! In his movies, he was SO EXPRESSIVE!!! Sofronis, a Loving ELLINAS [GREEK]

back then this speech had a completely different impact than today...such genius

I loved when Steve hosted. So funny!

This was a bad idea...I am coming down from a cold...and this had me laughing so hard I could not stop coughing and I had an asthma attack....Damn you Martin you!

Steve Martin is just the best!

I think Steve and Billy should be the only Oscar hosts as long as They Live. Preferably together.

Winona Ryder everybody 🙌

The last times when Hollywood, movies, and award shows were fun and meaningful.

The stage design is beautiful

This guy is the MAN! I really wish he would host the 82nd Academy Awards next year. :)

if people still laughing after the joke, then you're doing it right

"how are we doing on time? oh we got 5 hours!"

Man, this is hilarious! I'm so sorry I missed this

This man is brilliantly funny, great delivery too.

8:12 is such an underrated joke.

@johnp515

4 жыл бұрын

That was my favourite, couldn’t stop laughing

@achumurali8183

4 жыл бұрын

Sad part I didn't get it. Can anyone explain?

“Ever since you got caller ID . . .”

That looks like fun, to host... Proper, and know how to love the crowd... laughing...

Steve Martin you are a Brilliant Comedian!!!