In every oscar opening monologue there's a joke about Meryl Streep's million nomination

@iraklikotiashvili1776

8 жыл бұрын

+nicshe malik Lol I was thinking the exact same thing xDD

@donald_ts

8 жыл бұрын

+nicshe malik I like to think of it, most losses xDDD

@grizzfan08

8 жыл бұрын

+nicshe malik I swear, every time award season rolls around everyone in Hollywood thinks the same thing: Is Meryl Streep going to be nominated again?

@sens15

8 жыл бұрын

She wasn't this year. But she deserves every nomination she ever got.

@KaleLikesWaffles

7 жыл бұрын

nicshe malik even if it means stealing Amy Adams nomination

"And then no matter what, they nominate Meryl Streep" -- It's funny, BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.

@yacinemoumni3407

4 жыл бұрын

Ricky Gervais 😂

That Damn Helen Mirren

@searcher0007

7 жыл бұрын

tellsitasitis

@xaositectz

7 жыл бұрын

that DAAAAAAYUM Helen Mirren

@Smallwitz

7 жыл бұрын

That Dame Helen Mirren

@nagisaindaegu784

6 жыл бұрын

is so hot. I’m not creepy

@Alessandro-rm7hw

5 жыл бұрын

Can someone pls explain me the joke? I didn’t catch it

"In Inglorious Basterds, Christoph Waltz played a nazi obsessed with finding jews. Well Christoph..." Cut to Ethan Coen LOL

@zackzallie8735

3 жыл бұрын

they looked nervous after he told the joke. lol

@mamouilletten1562

3 жыл бұрын

@@zackzallie8735 They couldn't try to hide in the basement , that's why.

@last7509

3 жыл бұрын

💀😂

@christicrenshaw2772

3 жыл бұрын

I love him. He is a fantastic actor

@AkilaDias

3 жыл бұрын

@@christicrenshaw2772 do you know who is the boy sitting next Coen is?

Clooney should have gotten an Oscar just for that facial expression at the end.

@ingineindra3385

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah George Clooney didn't look very happy hahaha

@tiffanymoore1795

5 жыл бұрын

It was a joke

@iriszprokop9688

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah! What was going on with that face?

@KeaneAddict

5 жыл бұрын

Was he really annoyed or just acting?

@skylite5329

5 жыл бұрын

George Clooney is really modest.

“There’s that damn Hellen Miren”. Lmao so simple yet still so funny even today! 😂😭🤦‍♂️

@gilbeau5254

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Seven years later and I keep coming back to this every now and then. They KILLED it. :D

@jazlynn011

Жыл бұрын

Enjoy the mocking of GOD in the beginning of this show? There is so much clapping, but not really funny

@fireison8312

8 ай бұрын

They ain't nothing compared to Ricky Gervais.

@ricardocosson1105

2 ай бұрын

really? worst opening ever... and I love both guys

The jokes weren't terribly funny, but the delivery of them was hilarious!

@desisarod

8 жыл бұрын

Yes they were funny

@bidishac.8399

8 жыл бұрын

Exactly !

@alexsani3340

6 жыл бұрын

I couldn;t stop laughing!!

@KALIMAindia

6 жыл бұрын

See that's dameeee! Oh sorry!

@fmg8232

5 жыл бұрын

The jews one was hilarious

The Christoph Waltz joke was the best in my opinion :'D

@rangerdave1973

6 жыл бұрын

Thomas agreed

@elizabethcunicelli7023

2 жыл бұрын

Yesssss....lmaooooo

@mariaalano3077

2 жыл бұрын

if everyone gets what it means

@leprovokateur7745

2 жыл бұрын

Specially the camera guy cutting to Cohen 😂😂 it just gets better

@Varsha123Varsha

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it

Jeff Bridges is a frickin' legend. I love everything about him.

@annaheart7731

4 жыл бұрын

The Dude?

@marcossoni8198

4 жыл бұрын

@@annaheart7731 yes

@nicholasmontoya5483

2 жыл бұрын

@Goddard Bolt and also Obadiah Stane/Iron Monger.

@LargestClassifieds

2 жыл бұрын

me too

@vargatamas6422

Жыл бұрын

his smile. the man just radiates cool and charisma and likeability. that dude is just impossible not to like

"Well Christoph...!" *opens his arm to the crowd* I had to pause, that's hilarious!

"Well, Christoph…" OH MY GOD

@windwoman3549

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I think that was my favorite joke - and I loved Christoph's reaction to it!

@cinema.zipfile

8 жыл бұрын

tina dris in the film, Waltz's character searches for jews and hunts them, really... Martin's "Well, Christoph" with the hand gesture pointing at everybody means that hollywood has a lot of jews...

@chinagirl2399

8 жыл бұрын

I love him... and I love also Jeff Bridges 😍

@ingloriousbastard4776

7 жыл бұрын

And camera straight into Ethan Coen. LMAO.

@alexsichel2410

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😂😂😁😁😁😁

Love Meryl Streep's reaction when they entered the stage

@branimirsmrekar7100

5 жыл бұрын

Meryl Streep is wooden bitch!

Zach and Taylor looked like they were waiting to be insulted XD

@user-hp9bg9oq5r

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and they were the only ones who weren't!

@OscarGeronimo

7 жыл бұрын

But they were: the joke was basically that they are hot now but they'll get old fast.

@madelinerossell5859

7 жыл бұрын

it's been five years and they are still hot so...

@last7509

3 жыл бұрын

they were...

@last7509

3 жыл бұрын

@@madelinerossell5859 the joke is not about their bodies. its about their fame dissipating. 5 years is quite fast. and i think pretty accurate.

It's not a monologue, it's a DIALOGUE.

@Slice2099

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Coronado ok ur fat

@BlackKnight_217

4 жыл бұрын

Technically, it's a dualague.

@user-dx5bn4yk4f

3 жыл бұрын

Black Knight goddamnannanamam

@last7509

3 жыл бұрын

and i need to drop a log

@JoeFromCanada93

3 жыл бұрын

no, it’s a di-monologue

Just watched Steve Martin’s 2020 monologue and damn does this guy not age??

@ChiliCheeseD0g

Жыл бұрын

He has looked the same since the 70's on SNL. Love the guy, he's a legend.

These guys should co-host again!

@D0nutLord

7 жыл бұрын

Or better yet they should actually host together!

@saadbhatti1882

7 жыл бұрын

+D0nutLord nigga thats what co host means

@Missditabomb

7 жыл бұрын

I enjoy them, but I also enjoyed David Letterman the year he hosted. Most people did not like it, (or was it just Oprah?), but I enjoyed Letterman's entire monologue.

@Proud2BaSchwabe

7 жыл бұрын

+stefanie bender der is noch quicklebendig.

@Proud2BaSchwabe

7 жыл бұрын

+stefanie bender Wie gesagt der lebt noch. Verwechselst du Steve Martin vllt. mit jemand anderem? Mit Leslie Nielsen (die nackte Kanone) zum Beispiel?

Jeff Bridges looks like a king in that shot of him!

@marcianadelospinos9921

4 жыл бұрын

He's GORGEOUS!!!! ❤️❤️❤️😘😍

@Abazigal

4 жыл бұрын

He always looks effortlessly cool.

@logicalnetwork1611

4 жыл бұрын

jeff Bridges is the King of cool:)

@CSRookie

4 жыл бұрын

He is the king Luke..................... he is

@pegasusentertainmentproduc7856

3 жыл бұрын

Hollywood royalty!

I love how you can hear Meryl's laugh at every joke 😅❤

@BenjaminGessel

2 жыл бұрын

AHAH!HAH!HAH!HAH!HAH!HAAAAAAAAAAH! AHAH!HAH!HAH!HAH!HAH!HAAAAAAAAAAH! AHAH!HAH!HAH!HAH!HAH!HAAAAAAAAAAH! 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂 She was born to play a witch... 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

@georgiarose9932

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I noticed that 😂😍

4:42 Seeing Robin Williams gave me chills. We miss him so much.

"And this is Alec Baldwin" lol

@poetcomic1

3 жыл бұрын

He created his entire comic persona around being a pompous self centered jerk. He can be very funny that way.

@Robert_Fordin

3 жыл бұрын

With 'Christoph Waltz joke' these are the best.

I love how George Clooney is playing along with the guys with his straight face, so funny! Effron and Lautner were terrified of what was coming there way lol

@paulodiachi3305

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, especially Effron🤣🤣

This one is the ALLTIME BEST!! Its funny, hillariouse and original, they tease almost everyone without hurting their feelings that's an ART it deserves an OSCAR!!

@davidschmidt6013

Жыл бұрын

Because this is when they weren't allowed to even begin to hurt feelings... This was the beginning of the end of free speech...

Jeff Bridges looks so good with his beard

It's true, Steve Martin's first movie was as a poor black child in 'The Jerk', one of my favourite movies of all time.

@musicaltheatergeek79

8 жыл бұрын

+Richie A I don't think many people got the joke. The woman behind Gabby (her mother?) obviously loved it. I think THE JERK is popular in the black community. My brother used to have some black naval buddies, and they loved it. That's how I first watched it. It was their recommendation when we sat down to watch a movie.

@michaeljenkins7024

8 жыл бұрын

+Richie A Such a great film.

@Davidlp70

8 жыл бұрын

Steve - Do you think when you and he make love you can think of me? Bernadette - How about you and he make love and think of me? Steve - Well I'm just happy to be included.

@Chatha1596

7 жыл бұрын

nnn

@anthonypetercoleman3575

5 жыл бұрын

Especially all of the black people.

This ceremony was amazing... Steve and Alec were phenomenal and they really showed that it doesn't just take a lot of money to make things great, it takes a lot of great people.

@lionheartderrick

2 жыл бұрын

Alec Baldwin is a great person? This did not age well

@vickiphilippona4076

2 жыл бұрын

Anything with Steve Martin in it will be great!

@casanova11ize

Жыл бұрын

Those so-called great people cost lots of money

@redacted2275

Жыл бұрын

@@casanova11ize As long as it's not government funded... but yes, they do cost tons of money.

@EdDunkle

9 ай бұрын

I love the "damn Hellen Mirren" joke

Never got tired watching this . Steve Martin blew my mind . It’s not an easy job to become the Oscar’s host . Not easy

Best of Oscar opening monologue ever! Alec and Steve are REALLY AWESOME!! I am so glad Alec Baldwin`s got his life and career back.

4:43 there you see Robin Williams, think he would have been a wonderful host. RIP

@roseandstem8054

9 жыл бұрын

aww...he looks so innocent there, not to suggest he was never innocent, he just looks it there. so sad

@rampageclover9788

9 жыл бұрын

He actually co-hosted it in 1986 with Alan Alda and Jane Fonda but he definitely would have done it better solo

@degsbabe

9 жыл бұрын

Prasanna J So right Prasanna - i caught him in the audience and thought - how the hell could you 'off' yourself in the midst of all this warmth and glamour?! Great hosts though-wish they'd do another.

@nmillion9763

6 жыл бұрын

Robin was actually asked many times by the academy to host solo but always refused.

@BatkoMahnovets

6 жыл бұрын

He said ones: giving me the hosting of Oscars is like giving Michael Jackson keys to Disneyland...

I didn't get the 6:50 "And [James Cameron] reciprocated by sending [ex-wife Kathryn Bigelow] a Toyota" gag. So I did some Googling - at the time of the Oscars, Toyota was recalling some of their models. So for anyone else who didn't get it, now you know.

@winstonsmith116

7 жыл бұрын

Ty, but you ruined it to me. It was my favourite part and I thought it was something like - reminding her who she was for him, just a younger ass gold digger. PS: I didn't wanted to offend anyone, neither calling women like that. It was just good shock-laughs joke for me.

@MrJamberee

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it might have been a joke about her being tall

@danielprovost

5 жыл бұрын

winstonsmith116 plz dont breed

@Poetakonguero

5 жыл бұрын

I think the Toyota joke was about the Hurt Locker movie, where they hide explosives in cars.

@sonicvasquez4673

5 жыл бұрын

Clooney must have invested in Toyota.

The best of all time... both were on the top of their game. Timing and reactions absolute perfect.

RIP the wonderful Christopher Plummer

The moment Baldwin gazes at Clooney xD Epic xDDD

@AkashKumar-iq8wg

6 жыл бұрын

yes what is the context to that??

@AR-gc7dr

6 жыл бұрын

at that time Clooney dated Baldwin's daughter and they had a horrible breakup

@FriendshipIsMagic6214

5 жыл бұрын

A Ru In 2010 Ireland Baldwin was 14.

@evemarni2030

5 жыл бұрын

yea I'm wondering the same thing?

@CovidConQuitTheCensorship

5 жыл бұрын

Okay, I figured there was some serious tension. But are you telling me George Clooney dated his 14 yr old daughter? Surely not?

Please bring these guys back, this was the funniest Oscar show I've ever seen!

@edmon91

9 жыл бұрын

So funny when they stared at George Clooney, particularly the last one, the look on Clooney's face, so pissed off.

@Slimeflower

9 жыл бұрын

ళొPrincess Taydra Martinళొ Homophobic? Neil is awesome

@ThompterSHunson

9 жыл бұрын

the Jew jokes though had them already permanently out of the hosting before even this show finishes.. Everybody knows that Hollywood is a Jew turf and you don't fuck with them, in their home ground...

@Marny5580

9 жыл бұрын

animaonathens Maybe the people who took away all of the different ways that Jews used to make a living are now eating crow. Well, but they can only attack the Jews, yet again and again and again.

@Marny5580

9 жыл бұрын

***** Your jealousy is not attractive. Poor thing. No talent who needs to attack someone with talent galore!

Both (Steve and Alec) are great as comedians and performers

These 2, were masterful together, their comedic timing was flawless.

all I could hear was Meryl's laughter!! LOL love her

These guys are so funny! Steve Martin is my all-time favorite Oscar hosts. But these two together are so great!

@josephbesancenot8364

Жыл бұрын

When it's end everybody say... more!) Two true Master of Ceremony,

@jazlynn011

Жыл бұрын

Funny. Spirits are no joke

@redacted2275

Жыл бұрын

@@jazlynn011 AIec ain't afraid of death

I love when they say, who's next?! Haha its like there ready to throw more shit at peoples

“I was thinking today Chris, that we have both hosted the Oscars before, and this is such an incredible demotion.” Steve Martin 2020

So funny. Compare this to the 2015 hosting! Bring this duo back!

@objectivityworldview

9 жыл бұрын

brendan woods Seriously!!! I agree 100%. This is how the Oscars should be. An actual show that entertains you. Not sure what happened these past 5 years. Now it's just a stage where people get awards for 2 long hours.

@jedi1967

9 жыл бұрын

Mark M. The Oscars is like Billy Crystal, not funny, not fun.

@YoungFrankenstein

8 жыл бұрын

+brendan woods they were really funny, but there's something about the delivery that I found very odd, especially with Baldwin.

@rihanajan9798

8 жыл бұрын

+brendan woods thats what happens when gays take over

@alpatis16

8 жыл бұрын

+brendan woods its political i think. the hosters of the last 2 acad. awards were gays: ellen and neil patrick.

Oh look, theres that damn Helen Mirren XD

How did I miss this one? As good as it gets.

These 2 guys are, by FAR, the best host(s) the Oscars have ever had!

I don't like Clooney, but i must admit that he's playing with them 'cause it's reference to the movie he's starring "The Men Who Stare at Goats" in 2009.

@ramsesolvera6294

10 жыл бұрын

Jn , m

@janbianucci3823

4 жыл бұрын

Clooney is an a$$

@alanmorrison8818

4 жыл бұрын

Wow you guys are fun....

@rivitaainsley7114

3 жыл бұрын

You're sure about that? Because he looked like he's got a personal beef with Steve and Alec

@muneeb2010

3 жыл бұрын

Hate clooney.

One of the best opening scences ever (thanks to NPH and the beautiful dancers)! Love the stage design!

They were both great, not just that they had great jokes they also presented it well. Amazing!

Till this day...the Best Monologue ever Both legends in making people laugh One more time they should come together One more time

0:54 is Meryl Streep's laugh and so it is all along the speech ;) !

I love this opening! Steve martin is a genius! His op in 2003 is the best

Glimpse of Robin Williams during all the precious jokes 🥺🥺💙💙🙏

One of the best oscar opening monolog ever!

4:35 RIP † Robin Williams :( 2nd seat behind Jeff Bridges

Jeff Bridges is so damn cool! One of my favourite actors, for sure. I know a lot of people who think he's underrated, but not every actor has four Oscar nominations and one Oscar win under his belt :-)

I can never get tired of watching this lmao!!! I love these guys!!!

i love how meryl streep is like 'yes god send me a sign' lmfao

Never had so many laughs watching the Oscars, great hosts!

i love this dialogue!

Can we please get Martin Short and Steve Martin to be hosts soon? Alec did a wonderful job too that year.

@anitaspencer7526

Жыл бұрын

Yes, Alec was lovely, and yes it would be soooooo awesome for Steve Martin and Martin Short to host together.

@hanoman78

Жыл бұрын

I've watched this many times over, the jokes never get old.. Steve and Martin? U got my vote..

@fernandomoreno6197

Жыл бұрын

Omg, that sounds sooo great

One of my Favorite Opening Monologues of the Oscars

STEVE MARTIN is always with class !!

Brilliant. Watched this so many times. I love Meryl Streep and Sandra Bullock

One of the best Oscar opening monolog(dialog). :) Top 3.

@jarac1357

4 жыл бұрын

I thought they were the best and funniest hosts I have ever seen. Not sure why they never hosted again.

@cemaldindar771

4 жыл бұрын

jarac1357 yeah why? :/ And why Ricky Gervais and Jim Carrey never host Oscars?

hands down one of the best opening monologue

I remember watching this back then. That Damn Helen Mirren line had me in stitches! xDDDDD;

Best monologue i've seen so far...they're both great.

I like how everybody is gulping nervously when the guys are calling their names :))))) Like little kids in school))) Fear motherfcukers)))

@bennyton2560

7 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha George Clooney

@Missditabomb

7 жыл бұрын

Clooney looked like a spoiled kid having a fit.

@kristithompson4738

7 жыл бұрын

Martin short Steve Martin

@TheWolfdoctor

7 жыл бұрын

Clooney was in on the joke. Jeesh.

Can't think of a better Oscar hosts than this pairing, absolute gold!!!

Cant believe its been 4 years now since 2010. Bring these 2 back as a host :)

This. Is. Comedy. Gold. I've seen this clip so many times - it still makes me laugh. I especially love the laugh at the very end, "Who else is nominated for best actor. -- Well there's...." and then that soft chuckle from a camera man or something. Steve Martin had to have been the one to write this.

Definitely two of the best Oscar hosts ever!

The best oscars opening ever!!!! Do that again please!!

Lol. The look on George Clooney's face. Priceless.

So nice to see Robin Williams in the crowd between 4:30 and 4:46

After ten years this is my favorite monologue. 2nd would be Hugh Jackman’s musical monologue

one of the best monologue I have ever seen.. so much good jokes In It.

My two favorite Actors!

What a great proformance of Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin :)

Why the heck am I watching this in 2020? Damn, you, KZread algorithms! I mean, Dame you!

I see this segment religiously every once in a while. Please bring them back someday, Oscar!

Steve is great! He is my favorite. I think he should get more rewarded...

4:45 Robert Duvall ..No one really remembers these kings anymore its a shame.

@FaithHopeLove999

9 жыл бұрын

I'm 43 and I loooove Robert Duvall! He's a class act..a regular guy you could sit down at any local coffee shop or pub and have a real conversation with-- not like some other actors who only want to promote themselves..Duvall strikes me as a real peaceful, humble guy who values family and quiet moments.

@PaulGLarsson

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, except he's nominated this year.

@FaithHopeLove999

9 жыл бұрын

Paul Jesus : About time! I just love his acting.

@zlamelie

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, great catch

@backwoodssurvivalist1779

3 жыл бұрын

Yep him , Gene Hackman , Nicolson I miss that era

10 MART 2010 GÜNÜ TV'DE NEŞE İÇİNDE İZLEMİŞTİM NE GÜZEL BİR GÜNDÜ GERİ DÖNMEK İSTEDİĞİM Bİ TARİH

camera guy: *cuts away to George Clooney* Alec: "Oh look, there's George Clooney!" George Clooney: *closes eyes and looks downwards* "Please no..."

That whole thing with George Clooney! F***ing genius XD

@Yotrek

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't get the reference.

well Christof... That was goooooood!!!

Just watched Miami Blues and The Jerk the other night...GOOD MOVIES!!!

this one of the funniest opening ever compared to the rest, the audience laugh a lot in this one compared to the others

"Well Christoph?" - best line!

Christoph was menacing even in his laughter ;-) His dentals would have chewed the JEWWWSSS !

@michaelkupfer3723

7 жыл бұрын

Aravindan Umashankar you're an idiot

Wow they made an amazing team. Would love to see them do the Oscars again.

this is the best Oscar monologue/dialogue of all

How the hell did Taylor Lautner get invited to the Oscars?!?!

@bannokelly18

9 жыл бұрын

He was presenting

@danielromeo3165

9 жыл бұрын

Friends of friends ofcourse

@bannokelly18

9 жыл бұрын

get this ... their there for a horror tribute

@HowDyaYouLikeMeNow

9 жыл бұрын

I thought his rich parents bought him fame. Heard that somewhere, anyways.

@benturner2727

9 жыл бұрын

probably just for that joke on 9:00

1:01 Alec's "you son-of-a-bitch" look is great.

This is the BEST Oscar's opening. Period 👍👍👍

my godddddd please bring these two back!!!

How does Meryl Streep stay so gorgeous and glowing?She's been at the Oscars probably more than anyone in that room and she always manages to look so beautiful and fresh.Amazing woman.

Best opening monologue ever! Sooo damn funny

@jeanjones1846

6 жыл бұрын

If late night TV is going to be little more than an extension of the Permanent Campaign to bash Trump it will permanently piss off much of the population. Junkies love their constant nightly fix, but most of us aren't junkies, and I start yawning.

@AhNee

6 жыл бұрын

Much of? LOL....you mean "stupid minority".

@TheDriveInGuys

5 жыл бұрын

*damned

@hectorarielroldan

5 жыл бұрын

They were ok, Ricky Gervais at the golden globes was hilarious (but not politically correct)

@tampaphone99

5 жыл бұрын

David Agreed my favorite as well

"There's that dam Helen Mirren.... That's Dame Helen Mirren."

A golden oldie that i keep coming back to, to the point of now noticing the chapstick application at 7:43