Mark: "Are you alright?" Wade: "In-game or IRL, I think I'm dead in both" *_I FELT THAT_*

@thefishyminer3572

3 жыл бұрын

2020 be like

@messyalien5164

3 жыл бұрын

I'm 17 and that's deep

@Aloidark

3 жыл бұрын

@@messyalien5164 r/im14andthisisdeep

@noyou1735

3 жыл бұрын

Well no but actually yes.

@kagemushashien8394

2 жыл бұрын

Every gamer felt that.

i like how Wade really empathizes with his character. If she's thirsty, he's thirsty in real life. If she feels pain, so does he. Now that's a true gamer girl right there.

@mattf5855

3 жыл бұрын

Endymion766 Wade gamer girl confirmed?

@mochammadrafinabilsyauqi7109

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl i would simp to wade

@mattf5855

3 жыл бұрын

Rafi Nabil Who wouldn’t tho

@bluemagmaboy9842

3 жыл бұрын

Endymion766 I know it’s a joke but what brought the gamer girl? Lol

@bluemagmaboy9842

3 жыл бұрын

Oh because wade’s character is a girl, I’m dumb.

The fact that they killed the strongest enemy in the game before even killing a soldier ant is impressive

@JaneDoeValentine

3 жыл бұрын

I thought ants were good tho

@diegohirmas6464

3 жыл бұрын

The worker ants are good, but there are soldier ants that can be found in caves and in the ant nest, and those are aggressive. But if you equip a full set of ant armor they’ll leave you alone

@JaneDoeValentine

3 жыл бұрын

Diego Hirmas ah, that’s cool.

@mastertubbily1812

3 жыл бұрын

It’s almost as if they cheesed it. Strange.

@diegohirmas6464

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah... it almost feels like they gang banged that spider... pretty weird if you ask me

I just love how Wade's screams have absolutely no chill to them at all xD . He can go from 1 to 100 at the drop of a hat.

@riyaansuhaibgaming

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too

@nevertell7629

3 жыл бұрын

Especially with the wade scream face

@warning6596

2 жыл бұрын

And it’s so loud his mike cuts out

@josephschultz3301

2 жыл бұрын

@@warning6596 Which immediately results in an insult from Mark or Bob or _both._ It's magic.

@warning6596

2 жыл бұрын

It’s perfect

Wade: “OH MY GOD DONT COME IN OH PLEASE NOT LIKE THIS PLEASE NO-” *dead* Bob: “...You alright?” Oh he’s just peachy keen there Bob.

@lordofthepizzapie9319

3 жыл бұрын

Bob *looking at Mark's dead body* : This is fine.

@NekagaiKpcat

3 жыл бұрын

🤣my favorite part

@Gr8Games134

3 жыл бұрын

I was like "holy crap what's going on 😳"

@strawberryfaes

3 жыл бұрын

that part killeddd me lmao

@Thecommander248

3 жыл бұрын

Wade could be an actor.

"what year is it" "its still tuesday, nevermind" 2020 in a nutshell

@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai

3 жыл бұрын

If I had milk to spit out of my nose, I would

@GameplayTherapy

3 жыл бұрын

😂 ......💩2020 emoji

@donovanwood1584

3 жыл бұрын

For me its wed-day

@mintmane

3 жыл бұрын

@Wh Claus It's a bot, it's not gonna listen to you. If you wanna take the time to report its comments for sexually explicit content, we might be able to get rid of it.

@deuceydee3506

3 жыл бұрын

@@mintmane Apparently, you can also Block them so they can't comment on your videos. Someone should tell Mark

12:05 Cockroach: *Attacks* Bob: *Micky Mouse Intensifies*

@MixtFragment

3 жыл бұрын

It was actually a stink bug

@DraconicDuelist

3 жыл бұрын

@@MixtFragment Yeah, I figured that out after watching more Grounded videos. But in this one, they all thought it was a roach. I wonder if the devs are going to actually add them to the game? Like make it a boss that has a mid-level attack power, but a constant low-level regeneration ability (to reference how hard it is to kill cockroaches).

@MixtFragment

3 жыл бұрын

@@DraconicDuelist they should do that, it's kind of weird they haven't added them to the game yet

@mango4723

3 жыл бұрын

@@MixtFragment maybe as a sort of enemy that is really intimidating but isn’t that difficult? Depends on the species, I guess.

@MicaelaB.

2 жыл бұрын

Lol yes, it was actually kinda adorable! I hope that doesn’t sound too weird. Bob just has one of the most adorable laughs!

7:05 Even Mark briefly didn’t believed in himself on that puzzle until he “accidentally” solve it. You are definitely skilled if you can do a puzzle without thinking.

@equilibriumphoenix2328

3 жыл бұрын

Never played Skyrim before? 😂

@Zack_Zander

3 жыл бұрын

@@equilibriumphoenix2328 It's been a while, but planning on getting back to it in VR. Other then that, yes I have.

Wade at his child's birth: It's alive... and it found me...

@cedgeemo9838

3 жыл бұрын

Comedy 💯

@Mr.Moustache2

3 жыл бұрын

This comment section got weird fast.

@Mr.Moustache2

3 жыл бұрын

@@sierrafaith403 Now I feel like my comment wasn't funny and all the likes are bots, but bots don't have the common sense to like something.

@hammy_bottoms

3 жыл бұрын

I've noticed, just about any channel that has a high-trafficked video attracts the sex bots. The worst type of bots are the "25,000 subs with no videos". I think they try to stock pile subs to sell the channel for profit, to someone who doesn't want to put in the work of building an audience.

@EnderDitto

3 жыл бұрын

@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! 9

Imagine the horror if they added a frog or bird to this game...

@MatthiasDrinksH20

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yes a bossfight

@grassywings7095

3 жыл бұрын

I would hate having the stick bug in the game

@grompel2

3 жыл бұрын

imangine hornet hive

@thebleuknight26

3 жыл бұрын

They are adding fish too the game

@groovyhoovy9793

3 жыл бұрын

Add jumping spiders which can just fly across the map and pounce on you like a hunter from l4d

Let’s take a minute to appreciate Lixian's kickass editing

@slytherinking9274

3 жыл бұрын

He's a damn good pro. Wade's dreaming faces tho!!!😂🤣

@slytherinking9274

3 жыл бұрын

I meant to say "screaming"

@robertharris6092

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't too sure what made it special till i got to 13:20. Holy hell lol.

@TheLastWolfard

3 жыл бұрын

👐🤲👐🤲👐🤲👐🤲👐🤲👐🤲👐 *Lixian insert clapping sound effect*

@ashenshield1712

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertharris6092 lol

"FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE!!!!!!" Mark I swear to God that was a major hero moment ya had there

@messyalien5164

3 жыл бұрын

RIP AND TEAR!?!?!?

@bobtheregular721

2 жыл бұрын

@@messyalien5164 nah

@shinyfirefly5034

Жыл бұрын

I love how the spider 'broke' right as he said that, like it froze in fear XD Trust Mark to break a game

@lavans5721

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that line is a Khan reference.

@katamekothriis1613

Жыл бұрын

@@lavans5721 No, it's actually a quote from Moby Dick. The full quote is "Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!"

Wade: "Why does it say 'Threat Engaged' again?" Mark: "Just don't engage." As we all know, Mark is the master of not engaging.

@deuceydee3506

3 жыл бұрын

I agree If they built a boat out of not engaging, they could totally hang the sails off of Mark

@atyra4506

3 жыл бұрын

Why the racist profile pic tho?

@juliagoetia

3 жыл бұрын

@@atyra4506 Probably because he thinks it's funny to be edgy and toxic. Or because he's from /pol/ and unironically thinks Jewish people are the reason the world sucks. He's a pathetic dipshit either way.

@ananimeprofilepicture.9876

3 жыл бұрын

Juliana McMahan what?

@JeffDeath99

3 жыл бұрын

MARK if you see this you missed an upgrade station, burgle gives you upgrades you can buy with raw science

Wade: What year is it? Nevermind, it's still Tuesday. Me: that's the whole year bruv.

@XXxFortniteDaBestxXX

3 жыл бұрын

first to reply yeet

@watchingaccount

3 жыл бұрын

imagine unironically saying 'bruv'

@muldoone6920

3 жыл бұрын

I cant seem to understand this odd dialect you inferior species have created.

@therealmania

3 жыл бұрын

What's it like discovering fire for the first time?

@justanotheranimationchanne5725

3 жыл бұрын

y'all really just bullying every brit now, huh? good.

Mark: *thinks of giving up* Bob: "Wait, Mark, don't give up" Man that felt.

@siofraleonard1728

2 жыл бұрын

Thats true friendship right there

They managed to kill a wolf spider so early on, color me impressed.

@paigec5828

3 жыл бұрын

true but it did get stuck and stuff XD

@theSixPathsOfTrains

3 жыл бұрын

@@paigec5828 ill take it

@_username

3 жыл бұрын

@@paigec5828 wdym they did it legit

@paigec5828

3 жыл бұрын

@@_username it got stuck they even said themselves that it was stuck XD

@_username

3 жыл бұрын

@@paigec5828 it's called "A 10000iq Trap" 😎

“Why did it have to be follow the spider. Why not follow the butterflies.”

@xxdiamond345xx3

3 жыл бұрын

Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my KZread channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my KZread channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to others. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow KZreadr.

@nattonep8788

3 жыл бұрын

Nice Harry Potter reference. *"Goodbye friends of Hagrid"*

@AAAAAA-nw1tx

3 жыл бұрын

@@xxdiamond345xx3, it's clear you put some effort into writing that, but trust me: copy-and-pasting the same self-promotion over and over again in the comment section of somebody else's video is not the best way to get subscribers, especially when you need about 700 more subscribers to even start monetizing your videos. Just wanted to give you a word of warning

@yousureboutthat1271

3 жыл бұрын

Precisely.

@shelamuriel2914

3 жыл бұрын

I had to read that a second time. Nice reference to Harry Potter.

1:54 Wade should be a great actor for a horror film lol..

@Meji_Kohi

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t come in... sounds like wade has some hunky dory off camera

@kalysian

3 жыл бұрын

I'm imagining Bob in a horror movie as this ultra sarcastic, deadpan character whose just like "Oh, would you look at that. Welp, guess I'll die." Meanwhile Wade is just running around like a headless chicken screaming and Mark is legitimately trying to come up with a plan.

@danieloceansmith3156

3 жыл бұрын

K64A then mark sees a stink bug while running and his brain misfires and he just shouts while being chased by like Jason or something, “STINK BUUUUUUUUGGGGG!!!!!!!

@ericinfinity4211

3 жыл бұрын

@@danieloceansmith3156 dammit now I want those three to star in a comedy horror movie

@hmmmstrange4800

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericinfinity4211 OMG maybe it could be like "a heist with Markiplier" but instead it's "three stooge horror: starring Mark,Bob,and Wade"

4:17 So for those who didn't hear what Wade said, he got stuck in a spider web and screamed "I'm stuck in a spider web!" And then he cut himself out and just made that weird "UH" sound for no real reason xD

@SanctuaryRemix

3 жыл бұрын

For about two seconds, Wade summarized the absolute feeling of 2020

Mark: I also see something moving through the grass which I hate Bob: it’s a spider, spider!!! Mark: *goes out anyways Mark: AH SPIDER!!!!

@snackesandwich5207

3 жыл бұрын

I kinda don’t wanna like cuz it’s too perfect

@siofraleonard1728

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

is it even a markipier video if he doesn’t scream ‘NoT LiKe tHis NoT lIkE thIS!’

@rinisafool

3 жыл бұрын

comments you can hear

@JeffDeath99

3 жыл бұрын

MARK if you see this you missed an upgrade station, burgle gives you upgrades you can buy with raw science

@YaBoiChu

3 жыл бұрын

😭 I’m sorry to self promote man I’m just trying to reach my goal and grow a bigger fan base and I want y’all to be apart of it if y’all could give my vids a chance

@doyoumine3186

3 жыл бұрын

Watch church Sunday/Wednesday to learn about the one true God.

@Fighter11244

3 жыл бұрын

What's with all of these Rita bots? 3 in just this comment. (I'm assuming they're bots) Edit: I just reported like 9 of them... jeez.

Everyone: "Yes, spiders are scary" Wade: 5:21 " *That thing has been hunting me FOR YEARS* "

@georgaseebalack6003

3 жыл бұрын

I love wade

@deuceydee3506

3 жыл бұрын

"Remember when you threw that shoe at me, and it missed, and I got away? I DO"

@JeffDeath99

3 жыл бұрын

MARK if you see this you missed an upgrade station, burgle gives you upgrades you can buy with raw science

@YaBoiChu

3 жыл бұрын

😭 I’m sorry to self promote man I’m just trying to reach my goal and grow a bigger fan base and I want y’all to be apart of it if y’all could give my vids a chance

Oh look a weird unidentified purple liquid that glows like it’s a liquid beam from the laser malfunction...wade go drink that!

Bob: Ripped in twain? Mark: More like in thain Bob: In quain? Mark: Maybe even in fain Me: Ha, y'all are in-sain

@SoulSif

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@MaxxyWaxxylol

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated Comment

@joocyboi9184

3 жыл бұрын

I just said train

@efulmer8675

3 жыл бұрын

Truly an underappreciated comment.

@AltFretDelete

3 жыл бұрын

I was actually thinkin about that when they were saying that XD. But yeah that puts me in-pain

1:55 It sounds like someone came into Wade's room with a knife (edit): Also, Mark's face during this is hilarious

@lordpyro7156

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@firestorm6576

3 жыл бұрын

It does

@sevenfell1615

3 жыл бұрын

Yea and the way he just cut off almost like he choked on a drink

@protege6383

3 жыл бұрын

This was exactly what I thought happened to him

1:54 Wade actually sounds like he's avoiding a murderer.

@Aeririn

3 жыл бұрын

that honestly spooked me since it sounded like he was genuinely scared for his life. Hope Wade is okey...

@adammezza5362

3 жыл бұрын

@@manavudgirkar3345 It's not dramatic? the hell?

8:17 "I like ya cut G"

@jolielamborghini527

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😂😂😂😂

@_-blumey-_

3 жыл бұрын

XD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I wish they could continue this series, considering how much the game has expanded since then.

@digstrememcdingus1463

Жыл бұрын

They do

There’s so much sap That’s what daddy likes...... Mark: **visible confusion**

@seahors377

3 жыл бұрын

The disgust and confusion 🤣🤣

@InspectahReese

3 жыл бұрын

Bob is Sap Daddy

mark: half crazed, thirsting for the hunt of spiders bob: trying to be the voice of reason, instead needs s A P wade: tries his best, but his best is screaming and dying

@lordpyro7156

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

As an arachnophobe, this has been the scariest game Mark has ever played. Also, congrats on killing that horrific beast.

@warning6596

2 жыл бұрын

Spiders aren’t harmful, unless you confront them or threaten them.

@mattmorse4524

9 ай бұрын

@@warning6596 bro you’re definitely a spider

@Angry5704

9 ай бұрын

As an arachophile (someone who likes spiders), I will respect your opinion and refrain from telling you to grow up.

@uncroppedsoop

8 ай бұрын

@@Angry5704 I somehow both love spiders and am very uncomfortable around them, there a word for that?

@Angry5704

8 ай бұрын

@@uncroppedsoop I mean, I'm uncomfortable around them because I'm worried I'll accidentally kill the little guy.

I love how lixian perfectly timed wade's loud ass screams with his audio cutting out

4:17 *Wades audio breaks* LIXIAN: You just gave me gold

@larissacevans

3 жыл бұрын

agreeed

@kalysian

3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin big preesh for Lixian

@fredfishbine6295

3 жыл бұрын

Yes there was one part toward the end where Wade's mic cut out for a millisecond, and Lixian made the Wade face thing glitch. As an editor, that's crazy, that he would make such a small detail present. Lixian best editor.

Mark: I feel like I forgot something Me:if you forgot it wasn’t important Mark: yeah you’re right *RAFT*

@koopliss

3 жыл бұрын

There isn't anything left to really do on raft, the story contents ended and outside of just getting animals from a big island, there isn't anything else.

@leoli6091

3 жыл бұрын

he stopped doing it i am so salty

@kevind.3074

3 жыл бұрын

They finished the current story content

@milkpup9201

3 жыл бұрын

@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! guys I've seen this bot in other comments and most of them are it having a stroke, call the bot a doctor please.

@ManofSex69

3 жыл бұрын

Me and the boys there’s not much content in that game, I bought it for 15.00 bucks and only got about 2-3 hours of content

5:26 The genuine shock and instant terror on marks face is so real, cause he even gets that embarrassed like, "okay, calm down and laugh about it" vibe afterwards

Mark and Bob are playing grounded, but Wade is in the video game rendition of eight legged freaks

1:53 genuine terror was in his voice, and i was not expecting it. i actually got a little spooked for the first time in awhile

@lordpyro7156

3 жыл бұрын

LoL

wolf spider: *getting beaten up by shrunken people with miniature spears* also wolf spider: _Press E to have an Existential Crisis._

@PK-MegaLolCaT

3 жыл бұрын

F

@freddyfazbearcoffee6300

3 жыл бұрын

F

@anastachios

3 жыл бұрын

F

@rockytopg4767

3 жыл бұрын

F

@whatamesscollectivearchive6339

3 жыл бұрын

F

"Hey there buddy." Spider: *"HOWDEY!"* 5:43

14:12 “being inside doesn’t protect you” *moans*

This is what Australian people see in their daily lives

@Menma-Abyss

3 жыл бұрын

As an australian, i can confirm this is definitely how it feels to an arachnaphobic

@obi-wankenobi8444

3 жыл бұрын

I can confirm this too, but nothing is more dangerous than the birds

@Menma-Abyss

3 жыл бұрын

@@obi-wankenobi8444 specifically mag pies

@Somespideronline

3 жыл бұрын

@@Menma-Abyss mag pies are just plain annoying.

@Menma-Abyss

3 жыл бұрын

@@Somespideronline ikr

Fun fact: the wolf spiders stalk you in a certain range of their nest. They move silently and aggro on sight. Also they stop moving where you do

@silorion9967

3 жыл бұрын

Appropriate. Wolf spiders do not spin webs, they actively hunt. If anything, the game downplays how terrifying one could be. And their face up close? Stuff of nightmares.

@eurobeat1031

3 жыл бұрын

@@silorion9967 I killed one in my bathroom 4 days ago lol

@coryreid5233

3 жыл бұрын

Caught one watching my eye movement, ducking outta sight with a sickening quickness at the slightest glance. It lingered, making eye contact before finally disappearing.

@Narutosonicrule1245

3 жыл бұрын

I rescued one from the bag of leaves I was doing, found it twice, and saved it, needed to gently poke it with the shovel to get it moving into a darker, safe location

@Mykaininekkkkkahajw

3 жыл бұрын

Snowy wolf spiders are terrifying... unless you have some raid

1:45-2:08 Wade's epic death 3:17 "right next to the spider" 3:52-4:59 Wade is attacked again 5:14 spider at the entrance 6:53 "You're good at these puzzles!" 7:29 They discover the robot 7:59 different, hostile robot 8:53 "oscillating purple liquid-looking thing" 9:28 they encounter piss water, and Wade cares about hunger 10:31 the boys stumble upon spiders 10:57 "face of chaos" 11:41 cockroaches 12:01 stink bugs turn the game into horror 12:26 "How many bugs are there?!" and "Don't go in the pit!" 13:05 Wade discovers the dandelion 13:18 Wade screams 13:51 Wade's character wakes with a crick in her back while a large spider attacks 14:30 Bob makes a noise while battling the spider 14:47 epic rescues mid-battle 15:21 "From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!" and the spider freezes 16:10 Wade doesn't know how long they've been playing

"What year is it... it's still Tuesday, nevermind." Big 2020 mood right there.

PSA: Watch the Grounded trailer. The narrator says “If you’re waiting for the biggest game of 2020, then wait for Cyberpunk”

@xxdiamond345xx3

3 жыл бұрын

Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my KZread channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my KZread channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to others. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow KZreadr.

@thatonenon-uniqueindividual

3 жыл бұрын

ToxicSkull0 I thought you were lying I checked myself that’s the best thing ever

@kalanialdas505

3 жыл бұрын

Purveyor write your book somewhere else instead of a KZread reply section

@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou

3 жыл бұрын

That's a great line

@cryptox1469

3 жыл бұрын

@@kalanialdas505 he's spamming that shit literally everywhere. I've seen him like 10 times today

Mark: it’s the hash slinging slasher Delirious in previous video of grounded: It’s the hash slinging slasher

me: *wondering why mark hasn’t made a pogostuck vid in a while* also me: *rewatches previous video on pogostuck* *”ohhhh”*

@kushagrakartikeye6173

3 жыл бұрын

So why didn't he make another one? Did he finish it?

@USRM1810

3 жыл бұрын

kushagra kartikeye he raged

@messyalien5164

3 жыл бұрын

@@USRM1810 no he said he will never play that game again unless he is paid to

"How many bugs are there?" Well, like infiniteish.

To probably Bob who is the most likely to do the building: Dandelion stems are like actual wood logs for building. They will be a little less available, but will be a much prettier material to construct with. Another thing: make a shovel out of the acorn shells to get grubs (tunnelers in the ground you saw before) and clay (red looking rocks that are commonly found near bodies of water) :D

@bradleyharris3193

3 жыл бұрын

Nerd 🤓 Sorry

“What year is it..? It’s still Tuesday nevermind.” Sometimes Wade says something that just gets me 😆

That sound effect at 5:33 sound incredible

I like how Wade genuinely feels like it’s maybe been a year or a day they’ve been playing the game.

Bob: "It's a spider!" Mark: *Takes a look* "OH IT'S A SPIDER!"

The editing of Wade’s faces are hilarious. Thank you Lixian

@lordpyro7156

3 жыл бұрын

Yes so funny

Mark watching as the blades of grass were being waved from side to side at the end signaling the advancing spider was truly something horrifying.

I hope they return to this game when it's officially out in a few months, heh. "How many bugs are there?!" a LOT, Mark. a LOT of bugs. and there are still "under construction" areas of the yard to be filled in, so I'm curious to see how much more will be added by the time Early Access ends.

"What year is it oh what it's still Tuesday" - Wade's last two brain cells

@leoramirez2784

3 жыл бұрын

I’d like this comment, but it’s at 69 and I don’t want to be the one to ruin it.

@leoramirez2784

3 жыл бұрын

Okay someone else changed it

@GameplayTherapy

3 жыл бұрын

Totally could relate 🤣. As a creator couldnt be more accurate 😂🙏

Lixian's visual edits of Wade's freakouts made it 1000 times better.

@SinisterAlex

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god these bots man

@TopsyTriceratops

3 жыл бұрын

@@SinisterAlex Agreed.

@MicaelaB.

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed! It’s still funny without the edits, but with them… it’s like give this man an Oscar! 🏆

I love Wade's reactions, the edits with Wade- good job Lixian! It made me crack up so much.

1:09 “I will rip you apart even if it’s” “Bit by bit” “MOLECULE BY MOLECULE” “ATOM BY ATOM!” “oh no”

@VixitheFolf

3 жыл бұрын

Skibbiti bop mm dada

"where you ripped in Twain?" "In more than Twain...in thrain!" "In Quain?" "Maybe even faine" ..... They should have kept it going to say... "Nay twas ripped insane!"

@aVeryHandsomeWall

3 жыл бұрын

@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! stop

@Marcos42563

3 жыл бұрын

@@aVeryHandsomeWall it's a bot

@aVeryHandsomeWall

3 жыл бұрын

@@Marcos42563 yeah but it's really annoying

@nicks.notkool

3 жыл бұрын

@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! Great name

@nicks.notkool

3 жыл бұрын

@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! great name

4:43 It was dark... wade is screaming, both mark and bob looked up to see him on a cliff. I swear, I expected 2-3 large spiders would charge over that cliff when wade appeared. It would have been amazing.

1:54 -- 1:55 you can tell the raw surprised, impressed, and disturbed face expression mark had XD

13:35 I'm truly surprised that wade didnt shout out "I'm Marry Poppins yall!" When he was on the dandelion fuzz

5:30 that is nightmare for those with arachnophobia 🙁

@orvyx2477

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah like me...

@wldf0x

3 жыл бұрын

Me TwT

@TheDoc_K

3 жыл бұрын

Huh, fancy seeing you here.

@birkbranderup2906

3 жыл бұрын

LInk02 thanks for preparing me

@deepaparakkal4241

3 жыл бұрын

You mean people like me

Me: *just gets over my fear of spiders* Markiplier:

@weldonwin

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently, there is an Arachnophobia mode, that makes the spiders less terrifying

@AngryCaesCorporation

3 жыл бұрын

Well, that's an excellent way to put your newly found assurance towards these creatures to the test ;)!

@crypto1223

3 жыл бұрын

Well if you haven’t gotten over it yet. Give this game a shot, armor and arm up, and show them eight legged freaks who’s king in THEIR environment. Teach them spiders the error of their creepiness.

@zom_tyt7382

3 жыл бұрын

It's Not the Spiders the Problem. It's. The Cockroaches. Like They Survived a Nuclear explosion. And they can Live for 3 weeks with they're heads Chopped off.

@TheBaalPhaoton

3 жыл бұрын

@@weldonwin Yeah it is pretty cool, there is a slider to make them less spiderlike going all the way turns them into a featureless oval and a tiny sphere to indicate where it is looking. No legs no eyes no textures nothing. I made the mistake of turning them into 2 legged spiders and that was horrifying beyond compare.

2:14 hum of displeasure

Me: scrolls through KZread Also Me: sees a big spider Also also me: I n t e r e s t i n g

"What year is it? It's still tuesday." I've never related more with wade in my life

@lordpyro7156

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Junaid538

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@timothymabe8256

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@S_PIDER

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

imagine getting wolf spider kill, probably the second hardest enemy, in the second episode

@SoulSif

3 жыл бұрын

Whats the hardest?

@FaceofGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Second hardest? Sir, you are mistaken

@literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992

3 жыл бұрын

F00Ts Through the power of cheese, all things are possible.

@thelogicdefier4630

3 жыл бұрын

Nah man the hardest enemy in the game is the Aphid

@mango4723

3 жыл бұрын

@@thelogicdefier4630 nah, it’s the grub.

7:00 Wade: you're good at puzzles, Mark. Mark:Oh idk... SIX SECONDS LATER 😆🤣😂

Wade constantly screaming as he keeps getting attacked by random bugs is the funniest sh*t ever. 😂

Wade: its alive and it found me One sentence horror

"What year is it? Nevermind, it's still Tuesday." Wade has never been a bigger mood for 2020 than in that moment

@kbabergo

3 жыл бұрын

SmartMusicLover just what I was thinking lol

@purplepartytigerd1598

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

12:06 STINK BUUUUUUUUUG Also, 14:09 is when the spider fight begins

Me: is thirsty Me: Drinks lemonade Me: I don’t feel quenched

@bopha9276

3 жыл бұрын

I like how this has nothing to do with the video. That’s top tier my guy

How in the hell has no one said anything about the soda can part, my God that was actually funny to me😂😂😂 Willow: " Ever wonder what the inside of a soda can was like?" Hoops: "I did... ended up in the ER"

@firestorm6576

3 жыл бұрын

OH. ....oh no

@alligatoralligator.

3 жыл бұрын

It was Max, I think, and Mark addressed it

@piranhagaming3299

3 жыл бұрын

@@alligatoralligator. no I know mark addressed it, I was talking bout fans, and thanks I thought it was hoops

@alligatoralligator.

3 жыл бұрын

@@piranhagaming3299 Oh, okay, that's understandable

@loganwarren3650

3 жыл бұрын

It was max but still funny

Markiplier: AAAAAH BIG SPIDER Austraila: thats normal Edit: thank ya'll so much for 200 likes

@extremeluqman3247

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha that true

@sauldavan4769

3 жыл бұрын

First time?

@Lomaliabuba

3 жыл бұрын

@@sauldavan4769 what do u mean?

@nattonep8788

3 жыл бұрын

Me: An Australian. Everyone else: *Australia doesn't exist*

@sauldavan4769

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lomaliabuba using meme formats to piss off the bots spamming *if meme "x" Is used it's not funny*

4:48 FREAKING WADE DOES A PATRICK SCREAM XD 3:22 Freaking my face when i see a spider

@SOUP-go9it

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@tommybombbird1317

3 жыл бұрын

@@SOUP-go9it you hear it right? That was hilarious!

Imagine Molly trying to enter his room, then she hears this: 1:55

The spiders are fu***** terrifying in this game.

@Exuberantt

3 жыл бұрын

No the SUDDEN spiders are fu***** terrifying, normal spiders are fine.

@mefisto1504

3 жыл бұрын

Totally, I think I started to develop an arachnophobia thing after I was surrounded by 3 of them on the flower garden trying to get petals.

@Pupter

3 жыл бұрын

the spiders in this game move very very fast.

To whoever said in the last episode, "imagine if they faced a spider in the dark." There you go (kinda)

Thank you Lixian for 4:17, that face you made of Wade almost killed me!

Wade's shrieks of pure terror bring me great joy.

Wade: *screaming in agony* Bob: "You alright?"

75% of this video is just Wade screaming, and I can't get enough of it!

4:29 me as a kid when the power goes off

I literally cannot wait for the animated version of this episode to come out

@protege6383

3 жыл бұрын

That’s assuming anyone will animate this

@SinisterAlex

3 жыл бұрын

I’m okay at animating lol.

1:08 Mark was ripped in twain... so you're telling me he got Mark Twain'd.

@jamesleibee890

3 жыл бұрын

You should be ashamed.

@crome212

3 жыл бұрын

James Leibee BOTH OF YOU! OUT.... JUST GET OUT! xDDD

@slackolantern

3 жыл бұрын

Oooooh, I actually picked up that Bob was referencing Mark Twain, but the "Mark" part was teeny and silent in my mind so I didn't get the joke until now! I wonder if Mark caught it.

@larissacevans

3 жыл бұрын

No u didn't lol

7:13 it kinda sounds like jacksepticeye's voice

@n1ght_fall173

3 жыл бұрын

OMG LOL UR RIGHT!!! 😮😮😮

I'm arachnophobic as I am human, you can imagine my terror watching this.

@nikolinao4414

3 жыл бұрын

Please, explain what the second word means. I'm a little stupid and uneducated😂

@rebby1313

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikolinao4414 Arachnophobia is the fear of spiders and/or scorpions, I have extreme arachnophobia. I will avoid parts of my house if I think there is a spider.

@terrafletcher1930

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikolinao4414 You are currently on the internet and have copy and paste abilities.

@nikolinao4414

3 жыл бұрын

@@terrafletcher1930 no I do not have that ability because I don't have the same phone as you

@terrafletcher1930

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikolinao4414 You still have internet. What phone can get on KZread, but can't copy text?

I can just imagine the spider saying "Hello my friend." Right before he pounces on Mark with the intent to kill.

@symbiotegod2069

3 жыл бұрын

Spider: "Hey how's it going. I'm gonna kill ya."

9:40 "I don't care about hunger I now care about hunger" - Wade

12:06 Goofy has entered the chat.

Mark: says he has to leave at 10:10 Also Mark: continues playing for 6 more minutes

Character max: "I have fallen and I can't get up!" Me: "I see what u did there Obsidian..."

@axethannanth

3 жыл бұрын

E

@tekashimaahshiha647

3 жыл бұрын

T

I cant stop laughing at the fact that wade legitimately sounded like he was in mortal peril especially when he was like "oh god no please not like this."

i love how bobs voice went an octave higher when the cockroaches attacked

When they got attacked by the stink bugs, Bob sounded like he made that “French” noise he sometimes makes, well at least that’s how it sounded to me anyways. French Bob returns! Lol

@turtleburrito1236

3 жыл бұрын

I feel so bad for you the only replies you got were from bots but this comment is great

@SinisterAlex

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god sex bots

@SinisterAlex

3 жыл бұрын

OH GOD THEY ARE STILL REPLYING

@Fighter11244

3 жыл бұрын

@@SinisterAlex Idk, in just like 5 minutes, I've reported over 20 of these bots in just this reply section and 2 others.

@josh3003

3 жыл бұрын

Fighter11244 they are taking over

(Doesn't acknowledge the audio file playing, fully explore the lab, or even talk to the robot) "Man, it sure is unfortunate that the story content is over. I was really getting into this story."

@catsforu3946

3 жыл бұрын

Yea

@tasviln7833

3 жыл бұрын

They did talk to the robot it just wasn’t shown. You should watch the live streams on Tuesdays!

@lightyagami77777

3 жыл бұрын

@@tasviln7833 I didn't consider that they might have done it and edited it out. It seemed like something worth keeping in. Sadly I don't have a lot of time to watch the streams. 😔 I wish they listened to the tapes though. They are pretty funny and informative. Do you know if they went back and read the transcripts for them?

@hectorresu2837

3 жыл бұрын

@@tasviln7833 What time does he usually stream?

@tasviln7833

3 жыл бұрын

Hector Resu He usually streams between 11am and 2pm. If you follow him on twitch and turn notifications on you’ll never miss it.