"You have five days." Five Nights at Granny's.

@lindsayshanks7555

4 жыл бұрын

FNAG

@manwell1371

4 жыл бұрын

Audrey Hanchek r/wooooooooooooosh

@HappyH00ves

4 жыл бұрын

Everything should have a Fnaf version of itself

@Cnut_the_grape

4 жыл бұрын

@@HappyH00ves Five Nights at Pizza Hut

@HappyH00ves

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cnut_the_grape YAS!

Markiplier: She's blind, oh she's gotta be blind, she's definitely blind. Granny: I SEE YOU.

@wildwolf3058

5 жыл бұрын

Mark: ok that's poking holes into 'Granny blind' theory

@thedeadman1808

5 жыл бұрын

I cant stop laughting 😂😂😂😂

@elizabeththurman862

5 жыл бұрын

Time?

@cytolytic

5 жыл бұрын

@@elizabeththurman862 pp

@taylorsmith1433

5 жыл бұрын

Elizabeth Thurman 14:10

Mark: Drops a minuscule object 20 meters from Granny's location. Granny: "Now all of China knows you're here."

@Guillotine_on_you

Ай бұрын

We don’t use meter

@FrexsNotFound

Ай бұрын

@@Guillotine_on_you bro who is WE bro is too patriotic

@Guillotine_on_you

Ай бұрын

@@FrexsNotFound the entire us population

@conkenfinn

Ай бұрын

We are we ​@@FrexsNotFound

@conkenfinn

Ай бұрын

Dayum I'm better than Joe Biden

Nothing like a bit of Markiplier therapy for when you're feeling sick.

@Poop56566

Жыл бұрын

Hope you feel better

@felixrowan3740

Жыл бұрын

@@Poop56566 Thank you, appreciate it :) better now!

@mustafahashmi1173

Жыл бұрын

@@felixrowan3740 are u better now?

@michiahethington3142

Жыл бұрын

Can you imagine tho, Mark bein a therapist?? That would be interesting

@jacobpop1

Жыл бұрын

last week i was sick and watched markiplier…

Mark: "She's blind! She must be blind! That's it!" Granny: "I see you~" Mark: "....."

@reinholdadam711

5 жыл бұрын

HEHEHEHE

@emberashes6809

5 жыл бұрын

Well he's screwed

@buhlook3082

5 жыл бұрын

Hey

@buhlook3082

5 жыл бұрын

Granny will kill you

@igi1225

5 жыл бұрын

OH SHET

Normies: "Shotgun." Mark, an intellectual: *G r a n d m a E x t i n g u i s h e r .*

@shartmeself

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, the ol _granny be gone!_

@henlo643

4 жыл бұрын

@@sharkify5149 why are you laughing

@gd_hyung8145

4 жыл бұрын

I FUCKING *WHEEZED* WHEN I READ THIS

@iolanda_liang

4 жыл бұрын

@louie orfrecio why are you not lmao

@VinRocks

4 жыл бұрын

He said the words, *I used them.*

It’s almost 11:00 pm, I’m sick, and in the dark watching a five year old video of Markiplier bullying his grandmother. Great times right now

@R.E.D.T.O.M.A.T.O.

18 күн бұрын

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen

@R.E.D.T.O.M.A.T.O.

18 күн бұрын

This is literally me rn

@Anonymouse1886

18 күн бұрын

same I’m sick rn (getting better) and I’m watching this 5 year old vid on 8:30 am on a Sunday

@sin9148

16 күн бұрын

Watching this 5 year old video at 7:30pm just to reminisce

@Genoluver

16 күн бұрын

YOU ARE SO REAL.

37:24 - Me: Yay! Mark can take the plank off the door and escape! Mark: Let's go do everything but that!

@sarasaleh1189

5 ай бұрын

Real like I don't think he watches other people do that 😭

@I-love-stitch837

4 ай бұрын

It HOPE This gets lots of comments b and likes❤❤❤❤❤😊

@I-love-stitch837

4 ай бұрын

@@sarasaleh1189Omg u are the ONLY person that made and comment less than 1 or ago😮

@spikemurphy5054

8 күн бұрын

And what’s worse. He only used the hammer on the plank once, when he should’ve used it twice.

Mark: Who is this, Grandpa? Developer: Write that down, write that down!!

@palpatine152

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😹

@zoegara1192

3 жыл бұрын

@@MaxxyWaxxylol underrated reply to a reply

@tanzplaysgames5349

3 жыл бұрын

Andar Olson underrated reply to that reply to that reply to this reply of the no replying

@zxhyperr2926

3 жыл бұрын

Tanz Plays Games underrated reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply

@ss9649

3 жыл бұрын

@@zxhyperr2926 underrated reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply.

Mark: EWWWWW DON'T KISS ME!! *A few moments later* Mark: SPANK ME Grandma

@vBrandtKidsv

4 жыл бұрын

Tamera 4Names 21:08

@r.i.pxongexob8372

4 жыл бұрын

@@heystankpop2317 stupid

@Max-ek3kf

4 жыл бұрын

he's got a nice relationship there

@joanpuckett9330

4 жыл бұрын

Azadraerww drq tea ijdqspllljcasngzf!😗😗

@joanpuckett9330

4 жыл бұрын

@@heystankpop2317 aaczaxazxxaeeg Zaa z

timestamping a markiplier video so you dont have to 0:00 Coming Up... 0:03 Intro 0:20 Settings 0:36 Tips 0:48 Context 1:03 Cutscene 1:46 *Attempt 1* 1:53 *Day 1* 2:48 1st Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Spawn Room *Item in Hand* -- None 2:57 *Day 2* 4:12 2nd Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Upstairs (Unspecified) *Item in Hand* -- None 4:21 *Day 3* 6:01 3rd Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- 1st Bedroom *Item in Hand* -- Brown Cogwheel 6:04 *Day 4* 8:32 4th Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Bathroom *Item in Hand* -- None 8:40 *Day 5 (The Last Day)* 9:13 5th Death (Game Over) *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Stairs (Main Floor *Item in Hand* -- None 9:22 *G A M E O V E R* 10:10 *Attempt 2* 10:12 *Day 1* 11:19 6th Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- 2nd Floor *Item in Hand* -- Shotgun Part 11:27 *Day 2* 24:10 7th Death *Progress Made* -- Completed Shotgun, Attached 2 Painting Pieces, Placed Engine Part, Shot Granny Once, Attached Car Battery *Location* -- Stairs (Basement) *Item in Hand* -- Shotgun 24:16 *Day 3* 25:57 8th Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Kitchen *Item in Hand* -- None 25:35 *Day 4* 28:37 9th Death *Progress Made* -- Shot Granny Twice, Unlocked Playhouse, Attached 1 Painting Piece, Unlocked Attic *Location* -- Attic *Item in Hand* -- None 28:45 *Day 5 (The Last Day)* 40:12 10th Death *Progress Made* -- Shot Granny Four Times, Used Winch Handle, Unlocked Master Key, Completed Painting, Used Meat, Knocked Down Screwdriver, Unlocked Screw Panel, Unlocked Safe, Cut 1 Wire, Knocked Down Planks, Placed Down Plank, Smashed Camera, Turned Off Fan *Location* -- 2nd Floor (Vent) *Item in Hand* -- None this already took me an hour to do so... there's no way i can finish this ur welcome

@calumthegreat

Жыл бұрын

You’re a real one, buddy. I hope you live a happy life :)

@user-ri3oz1hi4k

Жыл бұрын

Dude thanks so much that’s crazy effort

@crybaby8565

11 ай бұрын

Thx bro

@mi1kyuu

11 ай бұрын

thank you so very much, now i dont have to watch in fear :,)

@SkyaniSoup

11 ай бұрын

My guy wrote the entire bee movie script

Just mark going “yeah where you at gradma, BOOOM” is priceless

@NameWitheldByRequest

Жыл бұрын

Omg wow the really markiplier…woooooooooow

Granny: *Going to kill Markiplier* Markiplier: *shoots Granny* Also Markiplier: I feel bad...

@iamelmo3596

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@x_nabeeha193

3 жыл бұрын

Our Mark has a conscience U_U

@enchangfortes2054

3 жыл бұрын

Time?

@digitaru

3 жыл бұрын

you could just have said "markiplier feels bad for killing granny"

@Matt-sk1rc

3 жыл бұрын

oh, that's who killed markiplier

*Mark shoots granny* Mark: “Granny come back I miss what we had”

@jadeguajardo8313

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@thebigtoad

3 жыл бұрын

@@jadeguajardo8313 28:09 and 29:30

@user-ri3oz1hi4k

3 жыл бұрын

@@thebigtoad Thank you 🖤🖤

@Catty_Wampus4610

3 жыл бұрын

I think Mark is as equally insane as Medic from tf2

@rage-wr3jd

3 жыл бұрын

*BoOm🔫*

As someone with an APD, turning on subtitles helps me understand a lot of things I'd otherwise miss! With that, whoever does the subtitles for Mark is absolutely lovely :)

@MM-jf1me

10 ай бұрын

I absolutely love the subtitles on Mark's older vids; unfortunately, his newer ones just use the computer-generated ones. I think these older subtitles were created when YT users could create and submit their own subtitles.

@yarnmisery

8 ай бұрын

im deaf with cochlear implants so that helps a lot for me too

@Izzyp_cosplay

6 ай бұрын

I love how the subtitles also add more character vs they newer ones don’t

@Humanity_gone

2 ай бұрын

@@yarnmisery YOOOO ME TOO

@yarnmisery

2 ай бұрын

@@Humanity_gone didnt the nazis hate deaf people?

Hey Mark, tip for future reference: You can lock granny in the sauna and knock her out by turning it on with her in it Also, the teddy goes in the crib

@Gheorghe69

Жыл бұрын

I dont think he will play this game again tho

@vertipop

Жыл бұрын

@@Gheorghe69 he won’t lol

@Ertto54

Жыл бұрын

Did he ever play granny 3 at least?

@michiahethington3142

Жыл бұрын

@@Ertto54 That would make for an interesting video

@michiahethington3142

Жыл бұрын

@@Ertto54 The Twins is a spin off and has granny & grandpa in it

*"old people are the greatest, they're full of wisdom and experience"* Granny: **hits you with a stick**

@JTWatts-rq6zb

5 жыл бұрын

*WE ARE NOT CAVEMAN. We have the technology*

@mesodumb8629

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@Rjinthefridge

5 жыл бұрын

Mystreek wiSdOm sTiCk

@igi1225

5 жыл бұрын

Baseball sticc*

@xd_Death

5 жыл бұрын

Mystreek it’s a bat

Mark: "she must be blind!!" Granny: "I seeee you" Mark: (•_•) 14:12

@twistedandTangledYoyos

3 жыл бұрын

I just say this comment the other ones above this one 👁️👄👁️

@zeker1382

3 жыл бұрын

@@twistedandTangledYoyos i agree my other one wasnt clever enough apparently

@twistedandTangledYoyos

3 жыл бұрын

@@zeker1382 lol

@natasharenteria6239

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jillenesanders3052

3 жыл бұрын

Meep

Mark playing a horror game by knocking the monster out and pretty much not letting it remain conscious for more than 30 seconds at a time for an extended period of time is amazing

21:25 I don't know why, but that series of events was hilarious. Mark drunkenly hits his head on the ceiling trying to go up the stairs. Then, he stumbles off the staircase INTO A BEARTRAP. Then, he fumbles his shotgun onto the stairs, which procedes to block his attempts to get out of the beartrap.

Fun fact for those who don’t know: the teddy bear has 3 uses. 1) you can use the bear to track granny- you’ll be able to hear a heartbeat if granny is near 2) If u place the bear in the baby crib, “slenderina” a ghost will appear 3) if granny see’s slenderina appear, she disappears and runs away

@peppermintliv

3 жыл бұрын

thank you

@xxpiredcheez4432

3 жыл бұрын

the slendrina Easter egg only works on extreme difficulty

@bernardomiguelgamer5295

3 жыл бұрын

@@xxpiredcheez4432 No,it can be done on any difficulty

@user-tq9gy9ob6o

3 жыл бұрын

yes but when you pick up the teddy granny knows where you are 24/7

@gmammadzada

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I knew the first two but I didn't know the last

*Loads shotgun with malicious intent* g r a n d m a!!!

@jacksonh.552

5 жыл бұрын

When?

@standiusstudios1278

5 жыл бұрын

g r a n d m a m a!!!!

@robinrita9007

5 жыл бұрын

*loads lmg with religious intent*

@tastydeathcaps8608

4 жыл бұрын

your picture makes this 5x funnier

@thetrueknight5445

4 жыл бұрын

its a wild Some random Cat!

mark needs to come back to this game for the 1.8 update and explore all the new additions to the map since he played this

@Hinta7293

Жыл бұрын

Btw don’t message that guy i hqve also gotten that message and i don’t trust it

@ZNecks17

Жыл бұрын

He also needs to play the third game

@chlaco2005

Жыл бұрын

Question: where the hell do I play this game on pc?

@timetravelerdmc9809

Жыл бұрын

@@chlaco2005 idk now, since the dev took the products off steam or someone did

@kennethwebster8882

Жыл бұрын

@@chlaco2005 you cant get it on steam anymore so you will have to get a pirated version unless they add it back.

Mark: "I'm about to beat grandma." Also Mark: *Opens door* "Nope." *Closes door*

Mark: has hammer Mark: has master key Mark: goes for car route

@devinm6058

4 жыл бұрын

Mark: has hammer Mark: has sickle

@jakobyarns4369

4 жыл бұрын

Emma M Mark: joins the soviet union

@boaoftheboaians

4 жыл бұрын

Союз нерушимый республик свободны....

@lilie6642

4 жыл бұрын

i would like but i dont wanna ruin the 420

@sammthewolf

4 жыл бұрын

He would've gotten a secret ending too, because the Easter egg

Mark: she’s definitely blind. Granny literally a millisecond after: I see you 14:10

@ahhhh6668

2 жыл бұрын

"That puts a hole in my blind theory"

@marquis115

2 жыл бұрын

ratio

@bananaduckyy1116

2 жыл бұрын

@@marquis115 go touch grass

@Somespideronline

2 жыл бұрын

@@bananaduckyy1116 they probably live in a desert

@XOCanadianCandeyXO

2 жыл бұрын

lol

38:12 I love how the more he looks around, the more he realises he's completely done

49:07 the way Mark insult granny while she get shoot 🤣

Mark: she’s gotta be blind- Grandma: I see you Mark: well that definitely pokes some holes-

@ciaranscl

4 жыл бұрын

Cuteness_ Overload- -“in my blind theory”

@pricey70

4 жыл бұрын

Guess you could say at the end he was AUDI!

@Genshin_addict-Tae

4 жыл бұрын

Love ur izuku pfp- sorry random-

@dazaigutz

4 жыл бұрын

Cuteness_ Overload- mha is overrated

@Genshin_addict-Tae

4 жыл бұрын

@@dazaigutz no it's not- but Naruto will definitely always be my favorite- 😔✊

Slender: Made people afraid of the woods Fnaf: Made people afraid of robots Batim: Made people afraid of cartoons Baldi's basics: Made people afraid of school/ teachers Dead Space: made people afraid of space Granny: Made people afraid of grandmas...

@child-ish8439

5 жыл бұрын

Thought i could think of something clever to say but i failed

@_.hopty-loptys._

5 жыл бұрын

Lol true

@DannyFreddy

5 жыл бұрын

Damn, this comment really makes me think of my history with horror games. Slender was *the* game that introduced me to love the horror genre, and is also what got me to start watching mark in 2013...Good times

@littledevildarlinx9441

5 жыл бұрын

U forgot baldis basics: Made people afraid of school

@battleduty101

5 жыл бұрын

Me: made people afraid of me

My whole family watched this on xmas and we were all screaming and laughing. Thank you markiplier

@jxck_smth9779

9 ай бұрын

AWWWWW, thats nice! :))

God the nostalgia, man this was the good old days, i miss it

This game looked really cheap on a surface level, but it has way more puzzly aspects to it than I was expecting. I was first thinking it would be like "Find the 8 Shotgun Pieces! Hu-hoy!" But no, there are like six different puzzles all with their own pieces. The real mystery is why your character apparently only has one arm and no pockets. I mean, hell. Those keys I could even hold between my teeth if I had to.

@mr.miscellaneous9144

3 жыл бұрын

Turns out you are a skinny dipping amputee and the flashlight is in your mouth

@myriadpro1641

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.miscellaneous9144 XD

@mr.miscellaneous9144

3 жыл бұрын

@@myriadpro1641 glad I could amuse you 🤣

@stanley5483

3 жыл бұрын

actually his first hand is holding the flashlight. remember at the beginning?

@oceanman7176

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.miscellaneous9144 shove the keys up your ass

Mark: "She must be blind." Grandma: "I seee youuuuu." Mark: "Ok that definitely pokes some holes in my blind theory." Top kek

@dnkestptt

3 жыл бұрын

that is a "kekw" moment

@counciloftheholymicrowaves5364

3 жыл бұрын

They call him the game theorist

@sticky_bee

3 жыл бұрын

ah, yes. the game thunker strikes again.

@Ghost-bz9qk

3 жыл бұрын

@@sticky_bee 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% TRUE

@kad3n600

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ghost-bz9qk lol

anyone else watching this in 2024 lol

@POTATAKING

Ай бұрын

Yup and watching Minecraft at the same time

@sweetsongtalks

29 күн бұрын

*raises hand*

@sophiascouten3832

21 күн бұрын

Mee 🤭

@art23428

21 күн бұрын

​@@POTATAKINGmine craft for little kids

@ericdeyoung543

20 күн бұрын

Yes, but I've watched it dozens of times before. 😆

I think I’m addicted to this video. I can’t stop rewatching it. Shows how good an entertainer Mark is!

@Nightcraft1987

4 ай бұрын

Same here

@littlespacesuit

4 ай бұрын

It's one of my comfort watches, too!

@celestialsrose

3 ай бұрын

samee, this one and the one where he plays granny 2 lol

I love how mad he is about the master key and how it isnt a "master key"

@brooklynm-lewis

3 жыл бұрын

listening to him complain was so funny😂 i couldn't stop laughing

@syifajulini3772

3 жыл бұрын

I rather took the car than the main door

@denisvlogsovidiu8188

3 жыл бұрын

Stupid.

@colt9836

3 жыл бұрын

I never actually understood how a master key can work on all doors even though each door has a different lock????

@salemcorriea5157

3 жыл бұрын

Or maybe granny just didn't get everything put in the master key system before she went insane. Lmao. Or that's what drove her insane.

5 years ago and I’m remembering how I used to love watching people play these classics as a kid ❤

When you died it cut to the Burger King ad 💀

@R.O.B_5

3 күн бұрын

For me, it was clash of clans, aka: COC✨

when mark plays granny: *casually plays while granny is chasing him* me when i play granny: *too scared to leave the bedroom*

@makennacox2926

3 жыл бұрын

Dude meeee, I couldn't bring myself to get out from under the bed 😖

@thebuckinghamfamliy6460

3 жыл бұрын

Be drinking smart

@Khanical

3 жыл бұрын

It isn’t that scary, yeah it’s eerie but when you see the jump scares it’s really not that scary, it’s just spooky.

@kristiroberts3595

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I just get the weapon key and camp

@ihatehandles

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes we did it

mark: *sets* *difficulty* *to* *easy* also mark: grandma won't be able to get me, no sir, no creaky floorboards, she won't be able to get meeee me: *sees* *that* *there'es* *46* *minutes* *left* *thinks* *to* *myself* : yeah okay mark

@faridhaaulia2385

4 жыл бұрын

I laugh in solid 1 minute XD

@ixsodubsonly683

4 жыл бұрын

XD XDDDDDDDDDD XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

@cureofcoronavirus6460

3 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic is very innoppropiate

@i.l.9151

3 жыл бұрын

@@cureofcoronavirus6460 Inappropriate?¿

@cureofcoronavirus6460

3 жыл бұрын

@@i.l.9151 I can't believe there is a person who don't know the meaning of innapropriate

Who still watching

@user-lu3lg8by2q

Ай бұрын

Me

@dono_rich570

Ай бұрын

Same

@slendertv3616

Ай бұрын

@@dono_rich570fr

@Superpowerinc

Ай бұрын

Me

@L0rdRamzes

Ай бұрын

Meeeeee

"A gun! Gonna load the grandma extinguisher." A GUN WITH ONE BULLAT

mark: last day last chance last try we got this baby the video: has 20 minutes left me: *somethings wrong, i can feel it*

@ahira4369

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ceanwee5258

3 жыл бұрын

@@LEXOXDE 41:23

@meep387

3 жыл бұрын

*It’s just a feeling I’ve got, like somethings about to happen*

@simpformidoriya9658

2 жыл бұрын

@@meep387 And I don't know what

@CasterMation

2 жыл бұрын

@@simpformidoriya9658 And if that means what I think it means we're in trouble, big trouble.

Alternate Title: Markiplier getting bullied by Grandma for 56 minutes straight

@JayyStillPlays

3 жыл бұрын

This is perfect🤣🤣😭

@deadchannel5933

3 жыл бұрын

56 minutes and 9 seconds*

@struck2112

3 жыл бұрын

Beautiful pfp tobi is superior

@struck2112

3 жыл бұрын

@Crotchwhistle Purple also a good pfp :)

@LTWGaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@deadchannel5933 8 seconds

“Gender is whats in ur pants!!” Granny: *pulls out a comical amount of beartraps*

0:50 "Get out of there! Who is this grandpa?" Little did he know grandpa was evil too

"'Granny is now gone for 2 minutes and 30 seconds'" "That's all I get??" - mark people playing on extreme difficulty getting 15 seconds:

@trollcrimson6349

2 жыл бұрын

I'm ur 69th like

@AzzyPaper

2 жыл бұрын

@@trollcrimson6349 yoooo

@amandamizer9921

2 жыл бұрын

@@trollcrimson6349 I'm his 96th like

@mobiletaskforceepsilon1172

2 жыл бұрын

I'm the 99th like.

@wiixii5391

2 жыл бұрын

im the 105th like

Mark: I'm not a masochist! *Mark looks at a bear trap* Mark: Those look fun

@TheNutsMan

2 жыл бұрын

He even walks into them multiple times

@_Suna_8066

2 жыл бұрын

What u guys dont play with bear traps at yo grammas house 😦

@meuryduran4583

2 жыл бұрын

…

@lazuliisanidiot

2 жыл бұрын

@@_Suna_8066 LMAOOO

@milkandcherries9534

2 жыл бұрын

@@_Suna_8066 Oh I always go to my grandma’s house and she teaches me the best ways to get the most pain out of bear traps.

5 years ago.. wow.. i used to watch markiplier when i was a kid.. time flies fast

Love that he picked up the teddy bear, the KEY TO A MUCH HARDER GAME MODE, and decided to guillotine it. 👍

Mark out of context: "I'm going to beat grandma."

@salomonsegurapuerta4841

3 жыл бұрын

"i hate granny"

@Pako023

3 жыл бұрын

@@salomonsegurapuerta4841 What do you mean?

@Mojojojo9001

3 жыл бұрын

“I’m going to SHOOT grandma”

@donnalewis4139

2 жыл бұрын

“I am going to shoot grandma in the face”

@CertifiedWTRPerson

2 жыл бұрын

Pet named steve

I like how Mark actually reacts to the “deaths” as if they’re actually happening to him. He tilts his head in reaction when she bats him. He started a panicked shouting when he fell through the floor. When he gets caught in a bear trap, he groans as if he’s feeling a sustaining pain.

@elevateios

4 жыл бұрын

He sacred

@tf2asmr995

4 жыл бұрын

It's the art of videomaking, he really puts effort in these videos.

@Suo_kongque

3 жыл бұрын

Subversive sound does wonders

@pathfinder2720

3 жыл бұрын

Understandable.

@EliIsDumb

3 жыл бұрын

Whenever jenos from paladins uses his ult (death beam that goes through walls) i lean in my chair while dodging it. People do cute things playing games xD

23:20 Made me laugh so hard Mark: Oh grandma you don't wanna test me... Wait where's my gun? Granny:*giggles* Mark: OOH GRANDMA NOOO!!

@redcobra7707

Жыл бұрын

Hearing this without any sort of context would be like if Granny stole the gun 😂

if you put captions on at 6:33 then it says (Giggling) (demons being released)

Mark: "She's gotta be blind, she can't see this." Granny: *Imma bout to end this man's whole career*

@little_lil_lee9069

4 жыл бұрын

Granny: Imma about to end this mans life

@AmyJo2138

4 жыл бұрын

@@little_lil_lee9069 with my power to see and smack him with a bat

@little_lil_lee9069

4 жыл бұрын

@@AmyJo2138 😂

@nicky23anims68

4 жыл бұрын

LOL i heard your comment in FNAF hahhahahhah

@serenaschumann2052

4 жыл бұрын

W Meeeerrrryyy

Mark: Granny’s blind, She’s so blind Granny: I seeee youuu Mark: ;-;

@cytolytic

5 жыл бұрын

What time?

@cytolytic

5 жыл бұрын

WHAT TIME?

@taylorsmith1433

5 жыл бұрын

3kSubsWithNoVideos? 14:10

@oskarcarrasco6298

5 жыл бұрын

Sad N Low OWO

@richardnoggin1526

5 жыл бұрын

You profile picture is a big mood.

Hello Neighbour shoulda taken notes from this game now THIS is how you make a grown man shit himself

Calling the shotgun "The Granny Extinguisher" Had me dying 💀

“My cousin cutting pliers” Comedy gold

@songbird6414

3 жыл бұрын

Dude... your pfp...

@manuelmigueltulod8782

3 жыл бұрын

@@songbird6414 ikr

@BigFry9591

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, NOW I get it!

@xlivingxdeadgirl

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNIII AHAHAHAHAH

@manuelmigueltulod8782

3 жыл бұрын

@@axlgrant2018 ok (menacingly)

Mark: It’s on baby I’ve got this We’ve got this Me: *checks how much time is left* he don’t got this

@cookiebombcasualemail5284

3 жыл бұрын

Aged like milk

@AppleOfThineEye

3 жыл бұрын

We're gla- WE GOT-

@Uncle_Hargle

2 жыл бұрын

ITS GOT

@yahyeet2518

2 жыл бұрын

@@Uncle_Hargle WHAT DO YOU MEAN

@skyeneall3358

2 жыл бұрын

Well he sorta had enough time because he had like what? 20 mins left or something?

Watching markiplier is a whole norther way of healing when you're sick or feeling down. Love this channel. I hope it helps everyone ❤

Nobody: Nothing: Not even a soul: Mark: I lOvE yOu GrAnDmA! gRaNdMa I lOvE yOu!

Mark: giggling Subtitles: *demons being released*

@floppi7098

2 жыл бұрын

💀

@aziatouchsilent8507

2 жыл бұрын

☠️

@whatamisupposedtotwerk4697

2 жыл бұрын

Wait when-

@simplekidoo3500

2 жыл бұрын

@@whatamisupposedtotwerk4697 6:34

@whatamisupposedtotwerk4697

2 жыл бұрын

@@simplekidoo3500 thanks!

Markiplier: “If I lose this after doing all this hard work i’mma be so fucking pissed” Me: *looks at the time* 25:45 out of 56:09.....yea he’s gonna be pissed

@Blitty78

5 жыл бұрын

Wait what happened?

@Morten_Storvik

5 жыл бұрын

@@Blitty78 Mark said that when the video was not even halfway done which was a clear sign he would not make it that round. Meaning he would get pissed.

@galaxywolf5151

5 жыл бұрын

welp that's my innocents out the door.....

@sumthintuf3648

5 жыл бұрын

Megan P LOL

@Blitty78

5 жыл бұрын

@@Morten_Storvik I just realized that before I saw ur comment XD

‘I have an idea. I think there’s a teddy bear-“ me: *audibly starts screaming at the screen NOOO*

Mark's newfound confidence from "Granny's medicine" killed me🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

Markiplier: THATS WHAT IT IS, SHE'S BLIND! Granny: I see you 👀 Markiplier: *INSERT SURPRISED PIKACHU MEME*

@zzak3556

5 жыл бұрын

Nani??!??

@honeymoon8926

5 жыл бұрын

Dead meme bro

@jonathancowan8941

5 жыл бұрын

Time ?

@kayhaven4710

5 жыл бұрын

Wampa Stompa1996 this deserves all the upvotes!

@lavenderotaku2481

5 жыл бұрын

XDDD that was perfect timing.

At the first 10 minutes Mark's crawling and hiding every second, 30 minutes in, he be running and shooting grandma every second.

@RJ-rp8yd

2 жыл бұрын

Went from Outlast to Resident Evil.

@MilkLover-ql7vz

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated Reply😂

@mobiletaskforceepsilon1172

2 жыл бұрын

@@RJ-rp8yd Went from Hide N Seek to Paintball

@anxygls6209

2 жыл бұрын

The evolution of Markiplier

@annavg7294

2 жыл бұрын

fr XD

Wait til he finds the secret out about the sauna.... lol

@Something_36

Ай бұрын

I see you

Damn. . . five years ago.

@emmapace-in4wc

3 ай бұрын

The good old memories

"Maybe I can shoot grandma."- Markiplier 2018

@aidanthedestroye7742

5 жыл бұрын

@happydays 116 r/whoooooosh

@Dins_Fire

5 жыл бұрын

Yuri - Literature Club r/IhaveReddit

@torbenbott6872

5 жыл бұрын

Doesn't this scenario seem familiar?

@henessyseanryenhortelano127

5 жыл бұрын

Crossbow and shotgun :P

@theconductoresplin8092

5 жыл бұрын

Top 10 greatest anime quotes of all time

This is why you always eat what Grandma gives you

@IvanMoreno-uy2dq

5 жыл бұрын

True :hahahhahahahahahbahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha strawberri lemonade too sad 😔

@strawberrilemonade8791

5 жыл бұрын

Dammit you came before me

@fayebulousmonica2823

5 жыл бұрын

hey justin found you again :)

@stevensegal6290

5 жыл бұрын

@@strawberrilemonade8791 😏 😂lol

@mimiAnime1

5 жыл бұрын

Oh hi lmao

51:58 fact: bats can actually see, they're not blind (they might have bad eye sight) but they have more better hearing, so they use their ears for lots of stuff. I know, people, you might know this already, then just ignore this comment if you already know this fact. I'm just reminding Mark at this time stamp that bats aren't actually blind. And I know 'blind as a bat' is something people say to things or people that they're blind but I'm just saying facts and I might sound like a smart ass and all, but that's how I am, I say the truth. (Sometimes I'll lie, but I'm honest most of the time!)

@varuunbadree

11 ай бұрын

I know but i thought they have a bad sight cuz they mostly fly at night If thats the cause

Funny how you mentioned Granny being blind, I believe that under the stairs there's actually pepper spray as a weapon that can blind her. Edit: Apparently this version of the game was before they added the pepper spray. Also, I find it impressive that (even though it took you more than a few tries) you went from a noob to understanding the majority of the puzzles in this version within the span of a single video. Great job, man!

Markiplier: She's Definitely Blind! Granny: I see you...

@nana-nd4ih

5 жыл бұрын

I love your channel name

@joshuajones9477

5 жыл бұрын

or maybe she can smell youuu

@theweirdengineeryay5686

5 жыл бұрын

Mark: well.. That definitely pokes some holes in my blind theory

@aurora7934

5 жыл бұрын

Mudder

“Last day, last chance, last try, here we go baby. It’s on baby! It’s on baby! I’ve got this! We’ve got this! I’ve got this!” Narrator: He, in fact, did not have this.

@karenvanderwatt7718

4 жыл бұрын

nice try ha ashol

@amanibob1416

4 жыл бұрын

"-And that's when he knew... He'd fawked up!" Insert corny jingle here:

@larrytoons6220

4 жыл бұрын

Its got this! we got this.....wegoclea we GAAAAA

@Abthcrab

4 жыл бұрын

Karen van der watt asshole*

14:00 Mark: She _is_ blind! She must be blind, she must be blind! She’s gotta be blind. That’s gotta be the thing, she’s blind. Granny: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

4:45 is my favorite part of the video

“Alright grandma, if that’s your real name” 😭

@Iheart.Leah._

3 жыл бұрын

Is ur profile pic from a anime show

@mizu5965

3 жыл бұрын

@Gajeel Redfox I think it is.

@the23rdpresidentfunnyvalen44

3 жыл бұрын

@@Iheart.Leah._ perhaps it might be

@hans877

3 жыл бұрын

@@Iheart.Leah._ Yes, he is called Emiya Shirou (Servant : Archer) from Fate/Stay Night

@RobertPayne556

3 жыл бұрын

One Punch Wig

In the first five minutes of Mark playing this game, he already started to go insane 😂😅

Markipliers agony is one of the seven wonders of the world

@FrenchAmericanDuck

5 ай бұрын

💀

The funniest part was when he called the shotgun the "Grandma Extinguisher" LOL

@harpermiles8278

4 жыл бұрын

The birth of "Grandma Extinguisher": 20:50 "Grandma Extinguisher" 's first shot: 21:12 "Grandma Extinguisher" 's lost: 23:23 "Grandma Extinguisher" 's finding 23:31 "Grandma Extinguisher" 's second shot 28:09 "Grandma Extinguisher" 's third shot 29:52 "Grandma Extinguisher" 's name birth 30:03 "Grandma Extinguisher" 's fourth shot 31:25 "Grandma Extinguisher" 's fifth shot 34:52 "Grandma Extinguisher" 's sixth shot 37:00 "Grandma Extinguisher" 's death 41:25

@somethinrileyhd2912

4 жыл бұрын

No

@harpermiles8278

4 жыл бұрын

@@somethinrileyhd2912 the heck man.

@Nyctotope

4 жыл бұрын

No

@harpermiles8278

4 жыл бұрын

Toothless the heck man

I love how he gets so confident in his plans and 2.5 seconds later he is screaming because it failed. Thats our Mark

@galacticlava1475

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@keilyestevez7362

Жыл бұрын

Keily

@unknowneffect9833

Жыл бұрын

you figured he’d be able to concentrate since he takes adderall but nah he forgets everything 5 sec later 😂😂

@HashiraYuki

11 ай бұрын

Mitsuri kanroji🤨

@mickliguori1597

10 ай бұрын

So true

Hubby has just left me for 2 hours and this is what I'm gonna watch. Markiplier videos

All deaths: -First week: 2:48 4:13 6:00 8:32 9:13 9:36 - Game Over -Second week: 11:18 24:09 25:27 28:37 40:12 41:25 41:45 - Game Over -Third week: 45:16 Last death

@Du01428

8 ай бұрын

Hello

What happens at Grandma's. Stays at Grandma's.

@rthaqi3668

5 жыл бұрын

What happens in Africa, stays in Africa.

@CAMELOT331

5 жыл бұрын

@@rthaqi3668 Except for HIV. That comes with you everywhere.

@rthaqi3668

5 жыл бұрын

@@CAMELOT331 Your wrong. FBI is coming with you everywhere too, but HIV is much safer for me in me opinion

@spacylord320

5 жыл бұрын

yep

@KoDeezylove

5 жыл бұрын

Grandma fight to the death

I love when he picks up a weapon and then calls her name in such a happily way like he just can’t wait to see her again to use it “oh Grandma!”

@saltysalmoling8055

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds a lot like dream whenever he has an advantage.

Watching this at night is strange, having to change my brightness from back to fourth

*Who be rewatching rn*

@kaeris2073

21 күн бұрын

Me lol

@nutie7702

17 күн бұрын

Ye

Mark: "Shes blind!" Granny: *"I see youuuuu"* Mark: "Okay. Alright. That definitely pokes some holes in my blind theory." Edit: Wait holy shit thanks for the likes

@nedeelodcm7152

5 жыл бұрын

His blind theory is made out of bubbles. They popped SO fast.

@haleighthorson5476

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂that extracted all the funny juice out of me 🤣

@elijahstuber4980

5 жыл бұрын

They were like paper they got holes punched through them

@GODOFAWSOMENESS1

5 жыл бұрын

Sage Ari he will need flex-seal for those holes.

@bonnieaprillollipoptrigger6516

5 жыл бұрын

@@nedeelodcm7152 hehehe,my Sekai Sensei 🐆🇪🇪 From Estonia Recommendation 🇪🇪💕🔥

Markiplier: " she's blind! That has to be it granny is blind!" Granny: " I see you" Markiplier: " well that poked lots of holes in that theory" XD

@Aleksandar11011

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

@MrMisfortune

5 жыл бұрын

But that's just a theroy

@skunksnot3789

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

@jayyhcex

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrMisfortune a game theory

@MrMisfortune

5 жыл бұрын

@@jayyhcex tHaNkS fOr WaTcHiNg

6:45 Mark:I’m about to beat up grandma! Also mark:*hears noise* NOPE!

@goldengirl20044

Жыл бұрын

i know your not any KZreadr I watch you texted me to many times now so stop harassing me

@cameronmiller3278

Жыл бұрын

@@goldengirl20044 it’s a bot

@goldengirl20044

Жыл бұрын

@@cameronmiller3278 I know

@Lucifer_Kingofhell

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I hate those bots they suck

14:23 "wow just casually toss that out of ur pants" got me lol

Grandma's out of the nursing home and off her meds

@twitchdemon

5 жыл бұрын

ilike hugs that comment just made my day

@abhisheksalimath9589

4 жыл бұрын

welcome to 'off the meds podcast' everybody

@Dancella

4 жыл бұрын

kinda off topic but tododeku and kiribaku skjskssdkd

@dontpanic6349

4 жыл бұрын

You have great taste in ships

@abhyalvarado8222

4 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic and your username? I love that. Nice :'>

6:46 _Local hostage found in woodland cabin proclaims to rescuers that he’s “about to throw down with grandma”_

@happyd150

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@Among-Us-logo-wi6nb

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@hermansfood

Жыл бұрын

*holy*

@st4rdyy

10 ай бұрын

LMFAOOO

@infinite_lighting8471

8 ай бұрын

Funniest comment ever 😂😂

In the middle of the video, Mark was doing so good and then he died 💀

>"i don't care about the car" >escapes in the car

Every time Mark dies/gets knocked out 1:38 (cutscene) (hit by Granny) 2:48 (hit by Granny) 4:12 (hit by Granny) 6:00 (hit by Granny) 8:32 (hit by Granny) 9:13 (hit by Granny) 9:35 (kissed by Granny) 11:18 (fell through the floor) 24:10 (hit by Granny) 25:27 (hit by Granny) 28:38 (bit by asshole spider) 40:12: (hit by Granny) 41:26 (hit by Granny) 41:45 (beheaded by Granny) 45:16 (hit by Granny)

@hyperbatmapping7817

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you. You save my heart attack.

@SwellSpinel

2 жыл бұрын

@@hyperbatmapping7817 no problem

@hat7475

2 жыл бұрын

Damn when did Steven gave Spinel a phone-

@SwellSpinel

2 жыл бұрын

@@hat7475 i stole it

@gabegillespie8172

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot one at 45:20

The way Mark shoots Granny with so much passion and hatred but also a victorious feeling is just too funny

@ligamaballaz

Жыл бұрын

268 like no comments? Let's fix that I agree Lol

@4ng3e

Жыл бұрын

@@ligamaballaz lmao 💀

@user-zi9hx9es9x

2 ай бұрын

You are not wrong though