for anyone wondering what the bad ending is: if you burn the girl the boiler glows green and then going back to the van is almost the same, but instead of saying good job, the dialogue goes "what? you burned the girl? whatever just get in the van". then, the player _wakes up_ and the girl in the observation is replaced by the player, i.e whatever tests were supposed to be done on the girl would've now gotten done on the player. yes i am a whole year late.

@vilya9296

3 жыл бұрын

But why would they run experiments on the player? :o

@blanket_2835

3 жыл бұрын

@@vilya9296 at the end you see those possessed babies on the side of the player so maybe they would make the player possessed in order to run experiments on what those babies do and what happens to someone if they get possessed because of those babies 😅

@firemoonlily

3 жыл бұрын

i am adding a verbal like so i dont ruin the nice count

@snappishtemperament213

2 жыл бұрын

thank you for this knowledge op

@blanket_2835

2 жыл бұрын

@@ProdTTS no, she is killed, *you* become the voodoo doll :)

Mark : Don't! She's just a kid! Wade + Bob : 𝑫 𝑬 𝑺 𝑻 𝑹 𝑶 𝒀 𝑻 𝑯 𝑬 𝑪 𝑯 𝑰 𝑳 𝑫

@zenzudraws

3 жыл бұрын

@@heavybladevideo you use the ** at the beginning and the end of your sentence to get the bold font

@ringv6543

3 жыл бұрын

*C O R R U P T T H E M A L L*

@herpthederpandderptheherp633

3 жыл бұрын

*A*

@spectre4744

3 жыл бұрын

Screw destroying the girl they need to destroy the house

@covid-19vaccine97

3 жыл бұрын

Fakename Rejante SSSDDDSssssssSS

Wade: **screaming** Bob: **screaming** Possessed girl: **screaming** Mark: **doing his tasks**

@dannyparris8778

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahahahaha!

@alex-jblack337

3 жыл бұрын

this reminds me of AMOUNG US. XD

@Ewyn4851

3 жыл бұрын

I made the 269 to 270 Muahahahah

@AirLight1646

3 жыл бұрын

@@alex-jblack337 amogus

@dovewing8598

3 жыл бұрын

hes the best crewmate

Alt title: Mark adopts a child that almost murdered him

@justacausalturtle9375

3 жыл бұрын

Kidnaps*

@foxycinnamonkitten997

3 жыл бұрын

Kidnapping is surprise adoption

@ph0bee

3 жыл бұрын

turn him into a baby doll*

@dragonbane44

3 жыл бұрын

@@foxycinnamonkitten997 everybody loves surprises

@jackes6841

2 жыл бұрын

sound like a normal dnd session to me

"She's 17 years old. She lived a long life" I'm DEAD

@AlterNate1337

4 жыл бұрын

So is she

@salemgrey805

4 жыл бұрын

AlterNate damn. I was about to comment the same thing

@mizan4209

4 жыл бұрын

Brüh

@Vlakoosh

4 жыл бұрын

He said "good life"

@lyricaltherapy6293

4 жыл бұрын

She legal.

"Three burglars argue on whether they should burn a little girl or not"

@rdyst6151

4 жыл бұрын

@@p_dusty5451 lmao lets get her to the white van first.

@sunitasingh381

4 жыл бұрын

It's a "demon"

@tfxgreen4137

4 жыл бұрын

@@rdyst6151 FBI OPEN UP

@rdyst6151

4 жыл бұрын

@@tfxgreen4137 hello there why is a little girl in you van?

@shootemdead5615

4 жыл бұрын

@@rdyst6151 stfu you got kids in your own basement

Mark: *pushes ghost* Wade: *is in a far away room* Ghost: “I take full offense “

@dilemma08

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he knew what was going to happen and moved away, but the demon was like “oh hell naw.”

@messyalien5164

2 жыл бұрын

Not a ghost, nor a demon. But a possessed kid.

@shadi2962

2 жыл бұрын

​@@messyalien5164 if she's possessed by a ghost then it's the ghost doing the chasing

@RonneyCampos

2 жыл бұрын

@@shadi2962 If we are spirits traped in a meat cage, then is 2 ghosts chasing them.

@wheresmybacon8563

2 жыл бұрын

@@RonneyCampos if we are spirits on the inside, why would a spirit possesed by a spirit attack other spirits?

I love how he is holding unconcious girl, protecting her with his life while wade and bob want to kill her

@Amalfi_Paw

3 жыл бұрын

I n c i n e r a t e t h e c h i l d

@justacausalturtle9375

3 жыл бұрын

D E S T R O Y T H E F E T U S

@inotg13nn20

2 жыл бұрын

Great example that he will be a great father

@watching_us

2 жыл бұрын

B u r n t h e c h i l d

@totallyn0tsus899

2 жыл бұрын

i know! hes so protective. He's so kind

“She’s a little girl!” “She’s not THAT little...”

@kalysian

4 жыл бұрын

Mark better hope he doesn't end up possessed and unconscious around Bob any time soon.

@ecksspot8497

3 жыл бұрын

That can be taken out of context. ;)

@tea-errorbrigade

3 жыл бұрын

Ecks · Dee thats worse considering they brought her to a nondescript white van

@Bunny-ei1wx

3 жыл бұрын

sounds kinda wrong

@pastagiovanni6527

3 жыл бұрын

-Mini Ladd

Mark: "Hey ghost i want to talk to yuuu" Mark: *mark pushes the ghost* Ghost: "WAAADE!"

@hezeero2400

4 жыл бұрын

It hurts it self in it's confusion

@gjperez9856

4 жыл бұрын

The most hilarious scene in a horror video game

@donnaabbott2079

4 жыл бұрын

Its a one hit ko

@myssst7784

4 жыл бұрын

There are two types of babies:The Marked Ones(You gotta burn them) The normal ones(You can give her them to cakm her) When she gets angry she always goes to the one with the normal ones) I hope i made you understand)

@gjperez9856

4 жыл бұрын

@@myssst7784 thanks for the info

1 year ago: Pacify Now: Phamosphobia

@halleyscomett

3 жыл бұрын

I have an unhealthy obsession with phasmophobia and ghost hunting games/shows so this must be the game for me

@emilykopan5838

3 жыл бұрын

So ture

@Jeffbonfro

3 жыл бұрын

Wait until they play Devour!

@ozd1803

3 жыл бұрын

E

@tylerhunt8062

3 жыл бұрын

Troo

He's helping the little girl with his non descriptive white van

@Amalfi_Paw

3 жыл бұрын

Oh dear

@xeon2823

3 жыл бұрын

And after breaking in

@njc9911

3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean nondescript. Non descriptive tells me that the van doesn't like to describe things.

@Shinku_no_sanbun

3 жыл бұрын

I imagine someone driving by right then too see some guy carrying her into a white van and calling the police.

@Suo_kongque

2 жыл бұрын

@@njc9911 I’m pretty sure the van can’t describe things… I think he’s technically right

“DiD HE PAY US TO CARRY A HUMAN BODY OUT OF THE HOUSE AND LOAD IT INTO OUR VAN?” NO!

@ArsenMadinov

4 жыл бұрын

"THEN PUT IN THE BOILER, AND LET'S GO" xD

@SerpensOculus

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@funnehboi204

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@peennuts

4 жыл бұрын

You are getting payed?

@Mcflinders

4 жыл бұрын

Kkkkkkkkkk

*remember children:* _only a demon would not get dirty feet while around on a floor_

@SrQuack-js6sn

4 жыл бұрын

I mean she was *floating*

@lilmeowmeow2153

4 жыл бұрын

Sr. Quack she was walking at the start

@lilmeowmeow2153

4 жыл бұрын

And I a demon? My feet don’t get dirty while walking on my floor

@SrQuack-js6sn

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilmeowmeow2153 Yup.

@tehpoofcoop5130

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilmeowmeow2153 nah people are just nasty you got a clean floor

Mark is the type of protagonist from horror movies that accidentally dooms the world to an apocalypse because M O R A L S

@dragonbane44

3 жыл бұрын

reminds me of cabin in the woods ending. But this is different. The ghost didnt kill anyone.

@alleymercuryway7777

2 жыл бұрын

@@dragonbane44 The man’s note says she killed his wife

@username_pending1328

2 жыл бұрын

@@alleymercuryway7777 well actually he just said she died not that the girl killed her. Could have been a disease or something.

@sammygecko_

2 жыл бұрын

Bob and Wade were acting on what _they_ thought was morally right, to be fair.

@Logan-zp8bi

Жыл бұрын

Its only ever bad when its obvious morality is irrelevant, like in the case of a child its common sense to try to save them. An old woman who was bitten by a zombie, then its a dumb idea.

Bob: “It’s disrespectful to carry a baby like a football.” Me: Thinks back to that picture of my dad carrying me like a football as a baby.

@logger8498

3 жыл бұрын

I want to know the story behind that

@H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat

3 жыл бұрын

logger my dad like to carry me around like a football as a baby, nuff said. I think he also tossed my sister with my uncle. He was a pretty good dad.

@logger8498

3 жыл бұрын

@@H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat I'm just imagining a little girl screaming as she is hurtling through the air like a football at some one else

@AliceinDisneyWorld1125

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think my dad ever successfully held my brother or I like footballs, but he did hold the baby dolls used in those parenting classes like footballs, and the teacher was very alarmed by that, according to my mom.

@AliceinDisneyWorld1125

3 жыл бұрын

@@elisatussing3557 Well yeah, but that's your siblings. You're pretty much supposed to be disrespectful to them. 😂

"She just goes after Wade at full speed!" little did they know, that was NOT FULL SPEED AT ALL.

@izzyt1626

4 жыл бұрын

Girl: little did you know this isn't even my final form. Gang: F E A R

@a_really_awkward_queer_person

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is extremely underrated

@statusburning4113

3 жыл бұрын

@@a_really_awkward_queer_person 865 Like is really underrated

@a_really_awkward_queer_person

3 жыл бұрын

@@statusburning4113 well this did not have nearly as many likes when I said that

@statusburning4113

3 жыл бұрын

@@a_really_awkward_queer_person Yes

"You're too small to pick that up. Get a friend to help" The game making fun of mark.

@user-di7sn3jr8g

3 жыл бұрын

Little do you know I'm way tinier then mark 😂 so it's making fun of tiny people Including me! 😂

@Johnsen290Games

3 жыл бұрын

nice

@ooobrother7348

3 жыл бұрын

@Lonely Pluto Wow, that was rud

@trifectum3504

3 жыл бұрын

@@ooobrother7348 not really

@ci-t0idi200

2 жыл бұрын

@@ooobrother7348 no it wasn't

“Oh no don’t! Put down the baby! You’re carrying it like a football...It’s disrespectful!” “To who?” “To the baby!”

@Lara-xu3yc

2 жыл бұрын

My sides! 🤣🤣🤣

Mark really took it into his own hands with that ending. like “yeah, yknow, idrc what you guys want. i have the body, i make the rules. i’ll see ya in the white van bc that’s where the girls gonna be. good talk.”

@nolanmaldonado6813

3 жыл бұрын

FBI: "Hold the fuck up."

@bossandrew3695

2 жыл бұрын

@@nolanmaldonado6813 CPS: if he aint raping her its fine

@blumpet6250

2 жыл бұрын

@@nolanmaldonado6813 in reality, FBI doesn't give a shit 💀

*jumpscare happens* *a heist with markiplier:* it's free real estate

@cexilady3333

4 жыл бұрын

RinaTM beautiful

@almonds8895

4 жыл бұрын

RinaTM this is unrelated but i love your pfp :3

@corgipants3840

4 жыл бұрын

@@almonds8895 i second that xD

@randomlikings

4 жыл бұрын

oh my god this comment totally caught me off guard and made me chuckle like an idiot

@xbreakthr0ugh598

4 жыл бұрын

Lovely

“Say hi my boys!” *various grunting sounds*

@dion2808

4 жыл бұрын

Hi my bois

@lucashallo4760

4 жыл бұрын

Hey im gay

@SlarAbyssal

4 жыл бұрын

Rip Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie smh.

@Maukiki

4 жыл бұрын

*THATS MA BOİS*

@VanskiPanski

4 жыл бұрын

Hai~ Me Boi

Markiplier defending this little child is exactly what I needed today. Thank you so much, man.

@Ms.Anonymous

2 жыл бұрын

Restores my faith in humanity

@uno9915

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ms.Anonymous it isnt that serious

@Ms.Anonymous

2 жыл бұрын

@@uno9915 My comment wasn't that serious

@sororxcide

Жыл бұрын

@@uno9915 nerd

@cookiecraze1310

5 ай бұрын

The fact that the demon had killed someone's wife is completely glanced over.

the alternate title for this vid should be "The Rise of Dadiplier". Mark defending the possessed girl was so wholesome lol

"She's 17 years old. she had a good life" LMFAAAAOOOOO

@makotokeisatoruko8203

4 жыл бұрын

"But i'm only 17." "I said good, not long." lmao

@A_Black_Sheep94

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the majority of history.

@pumpkinpiemassacre6799

4 жыл бұрын

Anti-vaxx parents be like

@A_Black_Sheep94

4 жыл бұрын

@@pumpkinpiemassacre6799 Boo.

@mynameistom7913

4 жыл бұрын

I heard that she was way beyond compare

Mark: *tries to talk to, but accidentally pushes ghost* Ghost: _This must be the work of Wade_ Wade: *Visible confusion until death*

@qmelon4263

4 жыл бұрын

xXNPGXx1908 cheesecake

@seanknapp1654

4 жыл бұрын

Wade is the Dinkleburg of horror games.

@NN0MR4

4 жыл бұрын

Looks at footage way before sees it really was the work of wade 😲

@piperhubler9987

4 жыл бұрын

time stamp?

@_.o0moon0o._

4 жыл бұрын

@@piperhubler9987 5:54

Mark: *dies* Also Mark: man this is a good time to advertise a heist with Markiplier

@messyalien5164

2 жыл бұрын

I like how that's just in the video now 😂

@tadadoterson6147

Жыл бұрын

Mark is mark

*Mark seriously defending the little girl not to be burned alive* also Mark: *Laughs maniacally as he noticed they got a definitely not suspicious white van*

i love how they're arguing over the semantics of burning a little girl

@dragonbane44

3 жыл бұрын

ethics, not semantics

@Jin-lg9kw

2 жыл бұрын

Then bring her into nondescript white van

@PaperThin_

2 жыл бұрын

Just cedric, do you, by any chance, know of a podcast called sleepycast?

@scottwpilgrim

2 жыл бұрын

Semantics means the linguistic meaning of something, ethics deals with the moralistic meaning of something. I love the intention of using a ten dollar word like semantics, even if it was used wrong.

@adora_was_taken

Жыл бұрын

@@scottwpilgrim sounds like you're getting caught up in the semantics of their comment

Mark, carrying an unconscious little girl on his shoulder: *goes to the Van* The Van: *extremely white and suspicious* The FBI: Interesting.

@alam71us

4 жыл бұрын

Fbi: never mind, could be nothing

@kittykatkatekatlynn2478

4 жыл бұрын

Bahaha

@Pastidellia

4 жыл бұрын

𝑒𝓍𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓁𝓎 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝓉𝑒

@spear9141

4 жыл бұрын

You mean the Female Body Inspectors?

@gwit4051

4 жыл бұрын

"extremely white and suspicious" is my new favourite description for anything

I LOST IT WHEN SHE STARTED FLOATING AT FULL SPEED AT WADE DJSJJS

@burnt_0range319

3 жыл бұрын

I lost it when the baby parade started 😂😂

Mark: "Im going to adopt her!" Not even 1 second later- Mark: *Drops her off at the science center* "Take her"

@iamafuckingfailure

Жыл бұрын

she didnt like cloak

@jesselindsey9760

Жыл бұрын

Glad mark made the moral choice of subjecting her to a lifetime of scientific imprisonment. That's way worse than taking a big nap, forever.

@jubileetea

7 ай бұрын

at the end of the game, if you dont take her, YOU get tests run on you. its between you or her bro

"It's not a matter of strength,it's physics!" "It's a physical strength." -Markiplier 2019

@ellischreiber7075

4 жыл бұрын

In the moment I found this comment, they said it in the video 😂

@user-wb4xn6ms9d

4 жыл бұрын

i guess im gay now

@JustDenzelJ

4 жыл бұрын

yur mom yeah.. Mom

@muffinmansav4734

4 жыл бұрын

I read this as they said it

@tomatosauze8303

4 жыл бұрын

Read if gay I used a no u card

I love how Mark immediately argues back and refuses to burn the little girl. Literally 23:35 - 26:50, they spent arguing about whether they should burn the little girl.

@morgan4829

4 жыл бұрын

It's cuz he has such a big heart ❤️

@cratertheunknown

4 жыл бұрын

mark is such a good guy. makes me think he would be the perfect dad.

@CWan

4 жыл бұрын

It's just a game, fangirls!

@superpants07

4 жыл бұрын

@@CWan And it's people like you that are why we can't have nice things.

@miradreamer6274

4 жыл бұрын

C Wan you are the reason people dislike others talking nice about others

"It's not a matter of strengths, it's PHYSICS!" Mark: "It's a physical strength!"

@dannyparris8778

3 жыл бұрын

LOL!!!

Wade: I hope no ones in the basement Mark: *dying sounds*

Mark: shoves demon girl Demon girl: attacks Wade Seems about right, lmao

@scrapdog2113

4 жыл бұрын

John Pangarakis “I should attack *that* guy? Ohhhh, ok!”

@anthonywalsh8384

4 жыл бұрын

*That moment when you steal my comment and it flops*

@johnpangarakis396

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Walsh ??? Sorry if you did this comment already

@CeCelia1978

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@minimalgrammar1276

4 жыл бұрын

She shoved *him.*

" *Was she angered by one of you?* " Mark: *flashbacks to when he pushed her* not me

@Mult1v

3 жыл бұрын

1k likes with no comments, wow

@randomguy1372

3 жыл бұрын

ayo its another random dude

@ideaspark1316

6 ай бұрын

Random dudes unite

Bob saying "Tippy Taps" or "Tippy Tappies" (I cant remember which one he said) Is literally the CUTEST thing ever!

I absolutely love the last bit of Mark defending the girl and telling Bob and Wade to not burn the little girl, it's such a good scene and I would love to see it animated

Mark is definitely suffering from the “horror movie protagonist” syndrome

@KeterLordFR

4 жыл бұрын

"Let's split up and each go to a very dangerous location. Also, let's say hi to the demon"

@laluhuizi29

4 жыл бұрын

KeterLordFR “Even better! Let’s take the demon girl with us!”

@Ace-dn3lw

4 жыл бұрын

Mark: goes down into basement, trys to talk to demon, picks up first doll seen, and goes to the attic

@willowtree3854

4 жыл бұрын

Walks into the demon and chases it after it get mad

@randomskychild6281

4 жыл бұрын

Camila Lucena Ye I know I’m late sorreeee

Bob & Wade : "burn her!" Mark : *"NO!"* *CIVIL WAR STARTED*

@zdante1

4 жыл бұрын

This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny

@demonprincess9680

4 жыл бұрын

Not the Civil War. The Salem Witch Trials

@cou9553

4 жыл бұрын

i read this as 'bum her' first and i was like omg did they say that?? thats awful??? hahaha

@suned3128

4 жыл бұрын

5ushizz What are you talking about?

@dylm8689

4 жыл бұрын

5ushizz bruh r u high?

*One Marked Doll Left* *Loud weird groaning/screaming noises* Wade: *classic Wade scream* AAAAAAAAAAAAEUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@Amalfi_Paw

3 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAaAaAaa

Bob: "It's disrespectful for the baby to carry him like a football". Also Bob: "Let's burn this little girl".

Let’s agree that Mark would’ve raised that girl if given the chance Amy: Whacha got there?? Mark, bringing home a demon he adopted: A smoothie

@itisitheboop9109

4 жыл бұрын

I,,,, want to see that

@megarayquaza9054

4 жыл бұрын

He's gonna be a Great Dad

@klcsdc1

4 жыл бұрын

I Totally Would

@cheritheclown6394

4 жыл бұрын

*I like how thats exactly how it probably would have gone, only true Mark fans would know that*

@oryanstudios2252

4 жыл бұрын

The fact that someone else thinks this makes me smile

Mark: “Reading’s For Nerds” Me: *Watches Markiplier Playthroughs because he is the only one that reads every note he sees*

@robinthrush9672

4 жыл бұрын

John Wolfe does also. Unless it's a book-length note.

@graciewilliams90

4 жыл бұрын

SeargentKing he’s definitely heard of them, mark mentioned bob in their “who’s more likely” video, idk if they’ve ever actually met

@johannanichols5853

4 жыл бұрын

Gracie Williams don’t they all play prop hunt together though?

@lordtachanka3923

4 жыл бұрын

Also me: “MHMMM?!”

@Domings777

4 жыл бұрын

so mark is also a nerd then lol

'We wouldn't hurt her, we would just burn her body' -Wade 2019

Mark:**pushes ghost** Wade:**breathes** Ghost: *And I took that personally*

Girl: *Sees Mark* Alright he's fine Girl: *Sees Bob* Yep he's good too Also girl: *Sees Wade* I'm about to end this man's whole career

@insertedgynamehere___969

4 жыл бұрын

*IT'S THE GHOST OF BARBARA*

@tahmidzs6454

4 жыл бұрын

Man's whole*

@GODOFAWSOMENESS1

4 жыл бұрын

Gareth Cowie you right

@giornogiovanna3888

4 жыл бұрын

@@tahmidzs6454 who cares?

@daltonj0501

4 жыл бұрын

Not only sees wade senses him across the entire basement

"She likes baby dolls shes clearly a little girl!" "I like babydolls" Lmfao

@kagedragon

3 жыл бұрын

also bob "but thats none of youre business"

@latter-daysaintbatman2679

3 жыл бұрын

@@kagedragon Also Bob, "Suck it Wade."

@messyalien5164

2 жыл бұрын

I'm 18 and a guy, and I love plushies. The top of my dresser is full of them. At least four of them are Collectibles I love cute things so what!!

@shadi2962

2 жыл бұрын

@@messyalien5164 weebs with pokemon plushies and tons of figures: "nodding in agreement too shy to say anything"

I love that Bob and Mark antagonize 'er and then her AI is like "you know what, FUCK Wade," and she crosses the map to attack 'im. Best.

5:53 She must recognize Wade from the last time he played and she was saying hi.

Mark: *screams at Wade and Bob about burning little girl* Earlier Mark: BURN THE BABIES

@ethant.presland7438

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair... the babies were dolls so...

@accountdeactivated5546

4 жыл бұрын

Me when poo poo won't come out

@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807

4 жыл бұрын

@@ethant.presland7438 the babies are alive though

@thegingerlumberjack

4 жыл бұрын

i like to boil babies

@ihaveamentalseizurev6555

4 жыл бұрын

@@ethant.presland7438 the babies are the girl's victim so....

"It's disrespectful to the baby! You're carrying it around like a football." *Almost shoots coffee out of my nose*

@thecoolerdaniel3457

4 жыл бұрын

I ok?

@thecoolerdaniel3457

4 жыл бұрын

Meant are you ok?

@ShadowWolfeGirl1992

4 жыл бұрын

Yep :) Perfectly fine thanks

@BlueFireSapphire

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@bananasinfrench

4 жыл бұрын

“I wanna throw you around like a football!”

“I don’t read notes man, reading is for nerds!” *5 seconds earlier:* “I read a note that said we have to burn the dolls in the boiler.”

Am I the only one that found it somewhat heartwarming that mark didn't want to burn the little girl

@CoolGamer-qz5zp

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, lots of people thought the same

8:51 --> That Scooby-Doo moment when everybody starts to run and then you find yourself actually pursuing the monster instead of the opposite.

@accountdeactivated5546

4 жыл бұрын

I loled

@cinnamonshake45

4 жыл бұрын

I rofled

@AsianEyes007

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect 😂🤣🤣

Mark: *Pushes the ghost* Ghost: *Yeets herself at Wade* Wade: *Surprised pikachu*

@silverviz5600

4 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh too hard

@bellaalcocer3207

4 жыл бұрын

:3 hah

@IRON_KING_KNIGHT

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Walsh Logic is dead

@BlueFireSapphire

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@anthonywalsh8384

4 жыл бұрын

@@BlueFireSapphire 5:51 :)

5:46 Mark: push’s ghost Ghost: ah wade did that, I take offense now Wade: Visible confusion then *screetching*

@XRizyt

Жыл бұрын

Stupid copied comment

Mark: * wants to save the girl* Wade and bob: " yes, burn the child"

Mark: *BACK OFF I hAvE a bAbY* _The child protective services wants to know your location_

@TheMzSippi

4 жыл бұрын

Mark: NoOoOo

@biddodiggo2176

4 жыл бұрын

As Lazypurple once said: DONT TOUCH MY BABY!

@guardian8926

4 жыл бұрын

Its Chica he has full rights over her.

@ZahhevanNoG

4 жыл бұрын

This was fun watching as a live stream XD. Mark is an advocate for the possessed ghost child.

@mayfireblaze6839

4 жыл бұрын

“Putting her in this nondescript white van”

When talking about the fate of the girl, I love how Mark seems like the most sensible one, seemingly trying to avoid killing a child...until you see the non-descriptive white windowless van that the group apparently drives, which is one "free candy" sign away from being a abductor van.

@EveTheRaviolo

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, being possessed by a demon consuming your soul and body and being making you go through hell seems a but worse than dying tho

@jmcdaiel2090

4 жыл бұрын

i would want to die if a was possessed, i don't want to see myself to kill people that i don't want to kill. i would have burned her, no matter what mark said

@DracoKazenare

4 жыл бұрын

@@shadow_of_darkness6556 True but letting her live is the good ending of the game. Killing her would run you the bad ending, so Mark was right, despite the underlying effects of his decision

@HappyPotat

4 жыл бұрын

Considering the entire game has you burn possessed dolls to purify them I'd imagine that was the best option.

@crimsonphoenix1175

4 жыл бұрын

They imply that burning the body releases the spirit in the notes

27:35 so coming back to this video I saw this part again and it’s honestly weird that I haven’t seen any comments pointing out the text spoken at the end of the game. The first time I’d heard it I’d realized it’s a reference to Emily Wants To Play and its plot synopsis (since you play as a pizza delivery guy who enters a haunted house, blah blah blah)

@peytonwm

3 жыл бұрын

(I shoulda just pointed that out the first time! Dammit!)

“OH SHE’S IN THE BASEMENT!” Mark : “Where are you?” “In the basement.” Bruh

@thefirstsin

4 жыл бұрын

_So you have chosen _*_death_*

@minh6327

4 жыл бұрын

Lord of Sadness so you have chosen to not watch my KZread videos. Otherwise known as *death*

@thefirstsin

3 жыл бұрын

@@minh6327 oh no anyways I'll watch it so watch my videos too or *_else.._*

@connorhess8806

3 жыл бұрын

B R U H

@kedarbarve9706

3 жыл бұрын

@@minh6327 bruh

Mark: “AND YOU WOULD HAVE MURDERED HER?!?!” Bob: “Is that not a better option?” Mark: “NO!!!”

@JohnSmith-xi7xo

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile... Mark: Carries her, a young, 17 at most, girl to a nondescriptive white windowless van.

@Mr12Relic

4 жыл бұрын

Wade: "It is, though, a different ending."

@Mecal21

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, we all saw and heard that

Mark: *protects the little girl* Me who burned her the last time I played Pacify: *stares at phone* .......well shit-

@jowajii6543

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂💀

Mark: I read a note that said we gotta burn things in the boiler Also Mark: I don't read notes reading is for nerds

“Why should we burn her?” “Well her feet are EXQUISITELY clean.” Edit: I deeply regret referencing feet in my comment.

@-_9572

4 жыл бұрын

@Cipher Goddess: Bella beacuse they always fly.

@ariannemati4016

4 жыл бұрын

Foot fetishes detected

@hugebuffman3619

4 жыл бұрын

@@ariannemati4016 Begone from the internet, sane person. You are not one of us.

@ariannemati4016

4 жыл бұрын

@@hugebuffman3619 but i didnt say im against it,did i?xd

@hugebuffman3619

4 жыл бұрын

@@ariannemati4016 Fair point. You shall stay here then

"PUT HER IN THE BOILER AND LETS GO" Biggest M O O D ever 😂😂😂

@bimbamboompow4705

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@sackfu7952

3 жыл бұрын

Yo, toss that demon child in the furnace and let's get some fucking Wendy's, boiz!

@bimbamboompow4705

3 жыл бұрын

Dr. sludge then wth is it? A DEMONIC SENSE

@bimbamboompow4705

3 жыл бұрын

XD jk

@villager443

3 жыл бұрын

Because

The little sequence at 5:50 had/has me laughing my arse off! I love how Mark is like "come here you, I wanna talk to you" *shoves the girl* and then it flys off across the manor after Wade! LMAO

I loved how he integrated his own ad for a heist with markplier in the death cinematic of the game

Mark: Why would we burn her?? Shes just a little girl! Also Mark: IM GONNA BURN A BABY!

@justinshorb2406

4 жыл бұрын

Bob: I kinda want to burn her.

Bob, Wade: "We need to burn her!" Mark: "No! You can't do that, it's a little girl!" Mark: * takes the unconscious litte girl to his white van *

@pointlessplayinc.6656

4 жыл бұрын

*911 wants to know your location*

@zakariaahmadfauzan926

4 жыл бұрын

*FBI OPEN UP!!!*

@feverdream7829

4 жыл бұрын

*oh my*

@amethyststudios6967

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I can put r/cursedcomments here and it makes sense

@gabegonzales5286

4 жыл бұрын

It's better than the alternative

This looked so similar to that other game they played recently. I was nearly expecting Bob to keep saying “Hey I found a flower!”

Hearing Mark protect this girl and yell “SHES A LITTLE GIRL” is somewhat comforting for some reason

Mark: hey ghost girl Ghost girl: hi mark Ghost girl: WAIT I SMELL WADE Ghost girl sprints to wade, 5 rooms away from her Wade then screams and is scarred for life

@timothybennett5427

4 жыл бұрын

oh hai mark

@ElisaMagica

4 жыл бұрын

At what time this happens?

@AmyJo2138

4 жыл бұрын

@@ElisaMagica 5:53

@ElisaMagica

4 жыл бұрын

@@AmyJo2138 thank you!

@AmyJo2138

4 жыл бұрын

@@ElisaMagica your welcome UwU

"Plays a multiplayer horror game." "Immediately split up."

@Minohorse

4 жыл бұрын

As seem in "A date with Markiplier", it's always a good idea.

@Highqualitydelta

4 жыл бұрын

Let's split up gang!

4:48 Wade's head just turning and getting tf out is hilarious

9:53 I would have died laughing if Mark had gotten caught while trying to open the door lmao

"she's just a little girl!" Mark you clearly didn't read the notes the parents left...

@dementodoc

4 жыл бұрын

reading is for nerds.

@runitsahomosexual2218

4 жыл бұрын

Literature is for those who care more about things academically than socially.

@runitsahomosexual2218

4 жыл бұрын

The concept of words on paper is only understood by those who use their academic knowledge to Benefit themselves in the educational field.

@interstellaromelette9466

4 жыл бұрын

you right

@imgay5361

4 жыл бұрын

Oh Yeah Yeah *wheeze* thank you for the lecture uwu

Wade: **closes the door** Mark: Dont close it on MEEE Mark: * leaves door open then frantically opens more doors*

@Zack_Zander

4 жыл бұрын

Mark is the true “monster” here 27:00 A ‘specific’ type of “monster”

@connorbranch2401

4 жыл бұрын

That is what we call in the business a pro gamer move

@gibsongamin

4 жыл бұрын

No spoilers

Mark: "yeah, she's down here." Also Mark: *goes towards light in basement*

18:29 Wade’s scream! 🤣 I love it!!

Half of the game: burning marked babies Other half: Mark arguing that they shouldn’t burn the little girl while Bob and Wade say they should

@jonathanwells223

4 жыл бұрын

Jude their dolls not babies

@sxlimetester8616

4 жыл бұрын

How old are u (no offense)

@benoitgamingyt6590

4 жыл бұрын

@@sxlimetester8616 lmaoo you think Jude's profile pic is actually him? You're mental

“Chet Brunstein” google: “did you mean chef boyardee?”

@crystlepresson3760

4 жыл бұрын

I got "Chef Bernstein" and "Chad Bronstein" as my "Did you mean...?" area.

@etherwxlf

4 жыл бұрын

I googled this at the same time as the video and got exactly what what Wade did lmao

@yellya

4 жыл бұрын

Beefaroni

@jasmin7645

4 жыл бұрын

Yaaasss🖤🖤

@void8579

4 жыл бұрын

How tf does this relate to the video

"i took dababy" "Oh! Dababys are released!" watching this in 2021 is amazing

@AAAAo4

2 жыл бұрын

Lesssgo

“I hear tippy tappies in like the courtyard! 😄”

Mark & Bob; Messes with ghost Ghost: "DAMN YOU WADE!"

@lenarmangum7127

4 жыл бұрын

Fire Fighter That was really funny!

@Fire-Manz

4 жыл бұрын

@@lenarmangum7127 Oh snap, this blew up! Thanks guys!

@nutsandbees

4 жыл бұрын

She knew Wade was the mastermind

Mark: *Taunts* Little girl: Bob: *Taunts* Little girl: Wade: *exists* Little girl: *S O Y O U H A V E C H O S E N D E A T H Edit:Aight yall. I fixed the comment

@zalifor

4 жыл бұрын

think i had an aneurysm reading this

@josiejosie6933

4 жыл бұрын

I believe what they are trying to say is Mark:*taunts* Little girl: no. Bob: *taunts* Little girl: no Wade: **exists** Little girl: s o y o u h a v e c h o s e n d e a t h Hope this helped

@seanknapp1654

4 жыл бұрын

@@josiejosie6933 yeah sorry. Trying to comment like that on a PC is a bitch.

@escmayday9172

4 жыл бұрын

My ancestor has 5 fingers and no thumb

@kharnyx8884

4 жыл бұрын

Funny comment but dude, spacing is important. It's okay to press 'enter' once in a while.

"Withers Residence" "Former Pizza Delivery Man" *WAIT A DANG MINUTE*

I wish I could have seen what 6:06 would have looked like from his point of view 😂

The fact they spent like 10 minutes argueing over burning the little girl kills me

@NightRaven1313

4 жыл бұрын

At least they didn't burn you 😂

“Ima just put her in this non discript white van”

@nomblob5592

4 жыл бұрын

The Bryan Show That whole sentence is incapable of not sounding suspicious

“Wait- Why is there a parade of babies? Also, WHY is there a parade of babies?” Istg that is me at school despite my whole damn class being older than me-

Markiplier: I just tried talking to her Also Markipler: *pushes demon girl*

Bob and Wade: "Lets burn her." Mark: " *WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU??!!* "

@steinsschrodinger8688

4 жыл бұрын

Mark is possessed by her to protect her

Wade:"welcome to Wades house." Markiplier: " get out of the way, I'm just gonna go in." 😂😂

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4 жыл бұрын

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@dragonfireinfernus336

4 жыл бұрын

BASS ever exclusive Screw off with your self promotion, this fan base doesn’t need it.

@GAMINGOBRIEN69

4 жыл бұрын

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

@jayusandknylia7891

4 жыл бұрын

*Ight imma head in-*

@semvanputten

4 жыл бұрын

👀👀👀

who knew that at the ending it said, a couple died in a house and a pizza delivery man said there's something going on. This lead to an old horror game called, Emily Wants to Play. FACTS

“It’s not a matter of strength it’s physics!” “It’s a P H Y S I C A L strength!”

“why is there a parade of babies?”

@reallydumbforeal1

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp plz

@NN0MR4

4 жыл бұрын

Also why is the a parade of babies 👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶

@user-fn7cp3xw8v

4 жыл бұрын

@@NN0MR4 What

@ellischreiber7075

4 жыл бұрын

@@reallydumbforeal1 11:35 ^^