This book just screams middle shelf at the scholastic book fair

@jackcooper7247

3 жыл бұрын

I am your 69th official like at this moment

@lemonnitrate3050

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackcooper7247 Jokes on you, I’m the 70th

@jackcooper7247

3 жыл бұрын

@@lemonnitrate3050 oof, I might unlike this comment to get back to 69

@susiepilled

3 жыл бұрын

you're unbelievably correct

@tropicalsadness2407

3 жыл бұрын

You've reawakened feelings I've long since forgotten.

mark "if i said to type "b" they would type "e" just to spite me" me: B... just to spite you for thinking i'd spite you.

@pedronorte6594

4 жыл бұрын

noice

@Saturn_XIII

4 жыл бұрын

And down the endless paradox we go...

@phobia7786

4 жыл бұрын

ill do u one better.....be

@mashymallow1242

4 жыл бұрын

Half the comments would type E. The other half would type B to blow.

@extra692

4 жыл бұрын

@@phobia7786 bee...

5:16 “I don’t think I could get my entire fan base to do something.” *Meanwhile later on his fan base gets his podcast to the top of the chart for an only fans from mark*

@elirayzor

4 ай бұрын

In that case though we got a reward, and HOOH BOY a reward it was

7:24 I just love the fact that he writes down every single detail of when and where mark was born, down to the specific hospital And then follows it with "he was a BIG BABY"

quick facts about markiplier: he is over 1 year old he is made from at least 2 atoms he has counted to at least one he has taken at least one step

@AmIsChill

3 жыл бұрын

I- you know what i can't complain with that lol

@wdecently7150

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong, he took at most 100,000 steps

@caringancoystopitum4224

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot some facts: He breaths He is alive He is human He eats food, that is edible for humans He sleeps occasionally

@wdecently7150

3 жыл бұрын

@@caringancoystopitum4224 Markiplier is not human

@caringancoystopitum4224

3 жыл бұрын

@@wdecently7150 Correction: He probably breaths He appears to be human He looks alive Better? xD

Mark: "I'm not influential" Also Mark: _creates what is basically a cult_

@kellensworkshop1290

4 жыл бұрын

Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus

@shadowfoxy9591

4 жыл бұрын

Unus Annus, UNUS ANNUS

@ShadowFox45

4 жыл бұрын

Unus annus UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS!

@emmam1282

4 жыл бұрын

𝘜𝘕𝘜𝘚 𝘈𝘕𝘕𝘜𝘚 𝘜𝘕𝘜𝘚 𝘈𝘕𝘕𝘜𝘚 𝗠𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗶

@a_lonely_wytch3550

4 жыл бұрын

UNNUS ANNUS! Memento Mori

im watching this two years later and im in the moment he is saying he doesnt have much influence on us but two years from now you need to see what people are willing to do for your onlyfans....

@brunocox2664

Жыл бұрын

facts

@pvresilk

Жыл бұрын

true

@zkillerc2455

Жыл бұрын

yea dude he crashed the goddamn website

@concept5631

Жыл бұрын

Markiplier Onlyfans was a moment.

@minecraftstuffs

5 ай бұрын

they went nuts on it lmao

I love how Mark (who’s genuinely humble, I know) is always like, “I don’t think I could get people to do anything,” except when he actually wants something, then he ruthlessly calls us to arms.

Markiplier: "My fans will type E just to spite me" His fans: "Well, now I'm not doing it"

@fallenangel_6067

4 жыл бұрын

FACTS 😂😂

@NightMeteor21

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly now we’re using every other letter

@the3glendennings

4 жыл бұрын

EEEEEEEEEEEEE E E EEEEEEEEEEEEE E E EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@mouseypenalternative

4 жыл бұрын

E

@therealcupute

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile E

When he said “people were shocked that I looked Asian, people are still shocked to this day that I look Asian. Don’t know why that is. Maybe it’s cause I am?” I LOST it, the level of passive aggressiveness in this video is perfect

@Ruskah0307

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was American

@tweed8124

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ruskah0307 I believe he is half American and Korean.

@VirgoVeg

4 жыл бұрын

garybardy german and korean

@Wysperr

4 жыл бұрын

.....Y'all, American isn't an ethnicity lol. It's a nationality xD He's German/Korean.

@tweed8124

4 жыл бұрын

@@Wysperr True haha

2:43 As an Argentinian kid I grew up mostly with Germán (HolaSoyGerman/Juegagerman) and Rubius so its wholesome that my favorite youtuber as a teenager mentions them, tho its from some years ago I'd love to see them together in a colab or smt 💕

Rewatching old videos at random and this just made me laugh. Then: "I don't think I could tell anyone in my fanbase to specifically do anything" Now: "get my podcasts to the top charts and buy tickets to my mom's documentary!" Done! Wow.. that was fast". "Everyone send me your Universal Time right now! I have no reason!" Done! Just a few of things he has told his fans to do recently and they immediately obeyed with zero questions. Like it or not, he wields a lot of power. Cult like power. 😂

This is the type of book that would be in the school library

@SCP---kh8ep

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@SCP---kh8ep

3 жыл бұрын

That's literally in my school

@laminendiaye8644

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the first I thought

@Gorganzola

3 жыл бұрын

Or book fair

@wombatperson5431

3 жыл бұрын

It's in the same vein as Guinness World Records

"If I tell you to type the letter B-" *Goes to type E* "Continues to listen" HE'S A PSYCHIC

@OwO-kd3hb

4 жыл бұрын

E

@sonicboi9187

4 жыл бұрын

That was the same thing I thought 😂

@cnidar1a

3 жыл бұрын

big brain time EE EE EE EEEEEE EE EE EE EE EEEEEEE BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BB BB BB BBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBB BB BB BB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

@ThatOnePaperBag

3 жыл бұрын

B

@aaqka

3 жыл бұрын

🅾️

and he is now using this thumbnail in every video truly a legendary moment

I couldn't be in Mark's shoes here if someone wrote a book about me. I'd either get angry about wrong information or creeped out by correct information.

Title: SOMEONE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION All fanfiction writers: *nervous sweating*

@Latasha977

4 жыл бұрын

As long they don't sell it

@Yoophy

4 жыл бұрын

SakuraLight 77 someone in this world probably sold fanfics for some weird reason.

@MewBunny

4 жыл бұрын

Remember someone who made a blush blush character of Markiplier without his permission?

@kathleencarroll4626

4 жыл бұрын

yes we write fan fiction but we do not publish it we keep it with in our little communities.

@EighmyLupin

4 жыл бұрын

You don't get paid for fanfiction. Though writing fanfics about real people is creepy af.

"he was diagnosed with mild adhd" mark: wrong, its not mild that was funny for some reason to me

@cheesemix11

2 жыл бұрын

hiuhhjhuuh

@glassphoenix9095

2 жыл бұрын

it was the stuttering through reading the sentence for me. peak adhd moment

@AngelWingsYT

2 жыл бұрын

honesty

@croc_moat2327

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe cuz it's true and relatable lmao

@oc-1191

2 жыл бұрын

i love gay snakes

5:17 Rewatching this in the era after Mark rallied his entire fan base to skyrocket his podcast ratings in exchange for tasteful pics is hilarious. I’d say that’s another point in the correct column.

okay but the "like button" bit where the like button even glowed at 17:09 was SO cool and then Lixian's editing bit right after omg.. lets just say, I definitely liked this video

I love when lixian’s little drawing comes up in the corner or something or whenever mark lets him do what he wants, it always makes me giggle and it just adds something nice to an already great edited and recorded video

@charmolettafranquestafiestayam

4 жыл бұрын

ok

@Razi98

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486

4 жыл бұрын

That's true! I love lixian's animations

@EspeonMistress00

4 жыл бұрын

That ending though XD

Ah, yes, the two genders: teenager and gamer.

@spadedonkey7917

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget transgamer

@Karaboo7

4 жыл бұрын

What about the non-binary teenage gamers?

@bignicotine

4 жыл бұрын

Teensgamer

@jamiestories4971

4 жыл бұрын

Kara Nelson I am dat

@wesleyrussell6670

4 жыл бұрын

It's taken along time and a lot of courage but im ready to come out... I now identify as a gamer

I love how it says "Markiplier has recently started branching out into comedy", like he's only just now starting to be funny

I'm SO glad he did become a youtuber. My life is so much better for it. August this year will be my 10th anniversary of watching him, I'm forever grateful for him 🥰

@kayleighshaw21

2 ай бұрын

Oh no 13:12 got me really crying 😭

I"m going to laugh when the author copyright strikes this video for using his work AND KZread UPHOLDS IT.

@BrandonVoiceGuy

4 жыл бұрын

The sad thing is this author is probably scummy enough to do it with the way he completely botched up that book... Mark switch I can't get a hold of this guy so they can make a more accurate version of the book and if he doesn't cooperate have the book taken off. This sort Of book does nothing but spread misinformation and would do more harm than good

@anthrosaurian

4 жыл бұрын

I might cry, and rant angrily about it on reddit, then feel sad about it again... 😭

@taracate88

4 жыл бұрын

I’m genuinely curious about how they feel about this video. I think it’s either the worst thing of his life or it’s the biggest achievement. Maybe Mark and Ethan can hunt him down in a UA video?

@M33pachu

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately it’s bound to happen. KZread’s not the same anymore...

@insanie7189

4 жыл бұрын

Robert Morgan op 😩 has to the right to make the most epic best of ever win in life for us in a game and play it with you bruh was 🧺 you love 💕 it is so fun I play for years but hey 👋 has not ever changed a thing and you have the most expensive and I would be onest is not the same but it’s not so good 😊 has been 🦵

10 bucks says Ethan wrote this as a joke and tricked Mark into advertising it

@anounimousartist9820

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@s.p.am.3215

3 жыл бұрын

Mom

@skimbeeblez

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly the name of the author really kinda makes sense for why you would say that

@angryrainbow6863

3 жыл бұрын

Ethan is most likely to dumb to do so

@tahereh1995

3 жыл бұрын

@@angryrainbow6863 keep your thoughts to yourself

Bruh its so crazy to see this man go from amnesia to now its been so many years

"Markiplier and a friend" Oh my god, Markiplier gotta "Sappho and her friend"d, that's so rare to happen to straight people

Unus Annus fans will remember: MARKIPLIER AND A FRIEND

@vinyredx9220

3 жыл бұрын

And then we had Wikipedia "Ethan Nestor (Crankgameplays) and a friend"

@Babis_2003

3 жыл бұрын

the best fucking A FRIEND this world has ever fucking seen

@kylie7177

3 жыл бұрын

markiplier *AND A FRIEND*

@turtlcado

3 жыл бұрын

i dont know who this markiplier fellow is but did you hear about that channel, Unus Annus, that was run by Crankgameplays and a friend?

@LucyKamm

3 жыл бұрын

@@turtlcado don't forget amy! idk who that long haired guy was tho

Philip Wolny: “I wrote a book about you!” Mark: “I don’t think I even asked.”

@Los_HermanitosCruz

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@eldurhugieinarsson2503

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@drwplayz4218

4 жыл бұрын

E

@snorseburger7381

4 жыл бұрын

B

@That_0ne_Guy

4 жыл бұрын

E

Well markiplier must be very close with this friend if they're living together now all these years later

I just now realized that this is where one of the faces he uses in his thumbnails came from. Mark is a master of face work... or something

"Tyler acts as Mark's Manager" smashcut to Tyler screaming "THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE!"

@eyes1470

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my Lord the egg video

“People look surprised that I’m Asian. Maybe it’s because I am.” I can’t 😂😂

@Coltbayless0607

4 жыл бұрын

TheReal NapoleonDynamite thought he was koririan

@estelasayeed5608

4 жыл бұрын

TMD wizard are you dumb?

@appleslices7216

4 жыл бұрын

@@Coltbayless0607 But... Koreans... okay.

@justcallmesatan

4 жыл бұрын

Apple Slices LMFAO

@spice_cake

4 жыл бұрын

i thought he was american

5:17 Watching this in 2022 when he asked all of us to listen to Distractible and GMFST along with buying tickets to his mom's documentary makes this hilarious because we got the podcasts to #1 on Spotify and #6 on Apple.

@BunnyEars357

Жыл бұрын

And all for charity…totally for charity

I watched this when it came out. still so great.

"i am not influential", he says as he continues to run a cult about imminent death

@King-bl8oe

4 жыл бұрын

B

@bunnytriestoanimateyt

4 жыл бұрын

Seamus Rory Orion b

@yeetusmcteetus

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh B

@INMARIPROJECT

4 жыл бұрын

E

@Sugatonin

4 жыл бұрын

B

*Book:* "... diagnosed with Mild Attention-Deficient Hyperactivity Disorder." *Mark:* "It's not mild." I feel you there, Mark. I feel that on a spiritual level.

@yungmikeyog

4 жыл бұрын

fellow ADHD haver, how do you do?

@enderdragon1945

4 жыл бұрын

Actually its hyperactive not hyperactivity

@blizzardvision5313

4 жыл бұрын

O hello other fellow adhd haver

@oliviacarr6986

4 жыл бұрын

OH BIG *BIG* MOOD

@tadakimacun

4 жыл бұрын

Behold, I have found my peoples. *something shiny* Dammit where'd they go?!

Markiplier and a friend has historian vibes

This has been on my 'Watch Later' list since it was put out. It's funny to see how it's aged. I also wonder if it mentions Cyndago.

Mark: “writing books about me is illegal” Everyone on Wattpad: O_o

@adambosman9611

4 жыл бұрын

Fanfiction is it's own beast

@janejirikovska801

4 жыл бұрын

Oh s h i t

@poisoncherub3163

4 жыл бұрын

As long as you don’t sell it, like how you don’t sell fanfiction on wattpad, it’s legal

@homelander2243

4 жыл бұрын

Funny that that’s considered writing a book.

@gina-mariesteglich3174

4 жыл бұрын

I thought about that too 😂😂

Long ago, two races ruled over earth: TEENAGERS and GAMERS.

@Crystal_ITS

4 жыл бұрын

You mean SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIMES XD i luv mark

@existenceisrelative

4 жыл бұрын

One day they all disappeared without a trace.

@BrawnyStream

4 жыл бұрын

Everything changed when the Karen Nation attacked

@geradosolusyon511

4 жыл бұрын

@@BrawnyStream and they forged an alliance with the Snowflake Nation and SJW Nation and made the Feminist Alliance. (With lots of infighting of course)

@rosspearl717

4 жыл бұрын

@@geradosolusyon511 snowflake? wats that? is it like a new slang the kids are saying nowadays....

I started looking up Philip Wolny books; apparently, this "author" has over 90 titles to his name over the course of, like, ten years or so. My theory is that "Philip Wolny" is a type of corporate pen name, and there's just a whole stable of authors that write short, cheap books under this name.

10:27 i’m so glad mark said this and i feel like i sound ridiculous when i make jokes about this but currently in 2023 it’s been 4 years since my father died and tbh i got over it in like 3 months(/j) and i have people like say that they’re sorry and that it must be so hard for me and in my head i want to say SO bad “dude that was 4 years ago i’m over it” and like i’m not mad that people have empathy but it’s clear you don’t understand i’m not STILL grieving like i’m not still standing over his dead body just calm down a little

@delusionaldogz

5 ай бұрын

so.. you're mad people care for you? 😭my dad died 6 years ago and yet i still appreciate any kind words my way, yknow why? its alot better than them trashing my dad or making jokes about it

I LOVE HIS EDITOR

@hingusmingus6399

4 жыл бұрын

Lixian is lovable

@mery9127

4 жыл бұрын

LIXIAN IS AMAZING!

@thescoundrels1329

4 жыл бұрын

DA WORLDO

@toxxicdutchie232

4 жыл бұрын

LIXIAN IS DA BEST

@brokenradiotower3571

4 жыл бұрын

Lixian is a legend 👏👏

that book looks like something from a Scholastic Book Fair.

@junebug0000

4 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture quaked the earth and shattered the pixels around it. It's too powerful

@KaylaTheKindOne

4 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭 please

@Mystery-Wolf

4 жыл бұрын

Your pfp is amazing just wanted to tell u

@names1139

4 жыл бұрын

Probably is

Mark: Just slaps his own face on the book

09:03 Him saying that legit made me pause and go "Wow... It's already been 10 years omg"

talking about amy: “markiplier and…..a friend” historians: and they were roommates

@augtio5969

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine watching a 1 year old video lol!....wait

@Julia-cp9nt

3 жыл бұрын

@@augtio5969 i was in a depression phase yesterday so i decided to binge watch markiplier for my own sanity and saw an opportunity

@augtio5969

3 жыл бұрын

@@Julia-cp9nt I was just joking and same. I like going back on Markiplier vids. I just got done watching his FNaF series

@Julia-cp9nt

3 жыл бұрын

@@augtio5969 lol i figured. that and unus annus clips

@augtio5969

3 жыл бұрын

@@Julia-cp9nt I miss unus annus 🥺

"Why don't you just watch my videos, I talk about my life all the time." Me: *flashbacks to all the Markiplier Makes videos*

@alienprincess1791

4 жыл бұрын

"We WeRe PoOr"

@violet-co4xn

4 жыл бұрын

i immediately thought of ass and furnaces

@EmeraldShine13

4 жыл бұрын

ツd e n i s e ハ When I was a kid, we were too poor to afford air-

"Markiplier and a friend"..... the audacity😭😂

Mark: "I'm not influental" Also Mark: gathered about 10 million subscribers in 3 years

Soon, this will be the one of the few proofs that Unus Annus every existed.

@Sip_Dhit

3 жыл бұрын

And the entire subreddit

@dylanslemp4069

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much

@Doge-bi1pz

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@Derpathy

3 жыл бұрын

it ded now

@Predatornc1

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sip_Dhit this didn’t age well.

"I'm not thriving" - The Man-Who-Owns-Five-Ovens

@midnight_matter8707

4 жыл бұрын

He may even get a sixth...

@heavysleeperassclapper6054

4 жыл бұрын

@@monstersandmachines hol up

@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325

4 жыл бұрын

What is the difference between the food and human oven

@atlasdgen

4 жыл бұрын

@@monstersandmachines food? It's pronounced as toast..

@chazadamson9566

4 жыл бұрын

@@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 The human oven has to be imported directly from Germany, we all know they have had the best tech for that since the 1940s

Loving Ethan’s support

This is the kind of book that would be sold at a school book fair

I looked for simply “B” or “E” or any letter but I got the whole damn quote all the way through. I shouldn’t have expected less.

Mark: Im not influential among my audience... A Heist With Markiplier: *cough* *cough* 10mil+ views in less than a week because you said please?

@Bigfoot_lifts

4 жыл бұрын

B

@RigsWreck

4 жыл бұрын

lol right I love all these comments about him saying he is not influential but he is...

5:17: i mean you did get them to all buy a rock

scholastic book fair energy

The Markiplier paradox: Comment the letter E: defy Mark's wishes to comment the letter B Comment the letter B: Go against Mark's theory that you will comment the letter E to spite him.

@alecattempts1356

4 жыл бұрын

Just do 2.its b in numbers

@skeletonfather5001

4 жыл бұрын

unoriginal, but it spites him and spites him for thinking i would spite him at the same time B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B

@overweight_chungus3307

4 жыл бұрын

You know you didn’t have to say that

@sneakyrifle5031

4 жыл бұрын

To B or not to B

@mrmemes-vt9qd

4 жыл бұрын

c

Mark, I’d never type ‘E’ if you asked me to type ‘B’. I would type ‘F” instead.

@sc0ut50ut7

4 жыл бұрын

F

@allwaysasnipergames7424

4 жыл бұрын

F in the chat

@insolizzz

4 жыл бұрын

F

@memecitizen3045

4 жыл бұрын

F

@SN1P3x

4 жыл бұрын

F

I've been writing A Heist with Markiplier into a book since it came out. I wanted to write it as a personal project bc I've always wanted to write a Choose Your Own Adventure style book + I thought this would be good practice. I would never publish or sell it in any form claiming it was my own since it's not my original story, lol. It's just for me, the farthest I would go is post it for free on a website like AO3 or Wattpad if anyone was actually interested in reading it but it might just be me

@beyondthenightlight

10 күн бұрын

Wait, I’d actually want to read that, oh my gosh. Please let me know when you finish, I’d love to read it!

"Don't stuff emotions down my throat" -Markiplier

Can we talk about how amazing Lixian is for a sec? Seriously that ending is pure fire.... in more ways than one.

@Arrowtothekneeteehe

4 жыл бұрын

NekoLunae Lixian is a joy to watch

Mark: someone made this book without my permission also Mark: "has three arms in thunbnail"

@iwasdead6yearsago290

4 жыл бұрын

First person to give me the song at the ending gets the MVP💫 reward for the whole month

@arat3372

4 жыл бұрын

B

@justanotheralex2904

4 жыл бұрын

Didnt notice that. Huh

I've never once seen or heard of those other guys but then again I haven't been on KZread besides for music in like 10 years so I came back to who I knew (Mark) lol

As of today he has 19 billion views which means he's gotten 7 billion in the past 2 years holy crap

Not enough people talking about Lixian editing... It's makes me sad. You did a very fantastic job Lixian 👍

@LixianTV

4 жыл бұрын

@dadeamatic3772

4 жыл бұрын

Three cheers for Lixian’s amazing edits!

@oakenshadow6763

4 жыл бұрын

He realy had fun with it.

@skotnica93

4 жыл бұрын

@@LixianTV Lixian, you're doing an amazing job and never let anyone tell you otherwise. Gonna drink for your health my friend. I'm from Poland so you know it won't be a small amount. ;p

@krauwieplays5519

4 жыл бұрын

@@LixianTV Just for that im smashing the thumb up button

This reads more like a high schooler’s PowerPoint presentation of Markiplier than a biography that was published for money. At least the high schooler would have an excuse for not interviewing Mark directly

@ville666sora

4 жыл бұрын

I bet it probably was, and maybe they just decided to turn it into a book to try and make some money. Either that, or they're someone who just never learned proper grammar, and didn't do proper research on Mark. It's like they just watched his "Draw my life" video and wrote a book about it months later based solely on what they remembered of the video lol.

This sounds like a bad research paper I would've written in high school

Mark: "I am the King Of Kings!" Triple H: "Hold my sledgehammer."

People were shocked that I looked Asian. People are still shocked that I look Asian. Maybe it’s because I AM -Mark This single made me laugh for a solid few minutes

@Wolffeathers21

4 жыл бұрын

Iconic quote.

@user-2012July-A

4 жыл бұрын

That one got me too.

He must've recorded this at the same time as the R.L. Stine quiz, because he's still got that damn piece of lint in his hair.

@Indra2007

4 жыл бұрын

No think that might be a gray/white hair. Have noticed a couple of those in a few of his videos that have caught my eye.

@bsolberg

4 жыл бұрын

YOU NOTICED

@aerodinamicaattiva1970

4 жыл бұрын

omg he does

@eaglejumpstudios8421

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine having such great attention to detail

@MythicGirl2210

4 жыл бұрын

I've been wanting to pick it out of his hair the WHOLE video!!! XD

1:54 there it is, the face that would be seen in countless thumbnails to come...

Three years later and now Mark has over 35 million followers

You can tell that it's an inaccurate tale of his life because it fails to mention that when Mark was a child, he was too poor to afford a life.

@whereami2906

4 жыл бұрын

As a child he couldn't afford oxygen. Or even the lungs to breathe.

@Glorybemine

4 жыл бұрын

He would sit in the corner, look at you and smile.

@jaybonn5973

4 жыл бұрын

As he mentions. Constantly. Like every other Unus Annus video XD

@the9of741

4 жыл бұрын

@@whereami2906 he couldn't even afford but 2 brain cells. (Sorry Mark you darn beautiful thing)

@dimasarya8815

4 жыл бұрын

Yas whet uhmblesde gosd harn it cika balyt guud bee baaaaa

“People are still shocked that I look Asian” Lord if that ain’t a whole ass mood

@ravennahblack8522

4 жыл бұрын

I must have watched 3 or 4 of his videos before i realized he was Asian... It's most noticeable in the eyes.... And on the videos my son had me watch... He was concentrating on something other than the camera..... Not that it matters.... He could be a sentient gingerbread man for all I care ... He's freaking adorable!!!

"i dont think I can tell any single one of my fan base to do literally anything. I don't know how much influence I have" rewatching in 2023, where in order for mark to create an only fans we (his fans) had to boost distractable and go my favorite sports team to number one in their categories on spotify and we did it...

He forgot the phrase,"Want to run that by me again?"

@ashh2512

Жыл бұрын

This was probably written as a book kids could choose to write essays on. Try to get kids interested in reading.

Book: "Scheid serves as Markiplier's manager." Mark: "Oh god no don't let him see thi--" *Tyler bursts into the video* Tyler: "MARK I HEARD THE NEWS WHERE'S MY BACKPAY!?"

@evildwagon7118

4 жыл бұрын

no no no…. Tyler: *kicks door open and stands in the doorway* Tyler: I'M TYLER AND I AM YOUR MANAGER Tyler: I'M TYLER AND I WANT MY PAYCHECK Tyler: I'M TYLER AND I GOT SEVERE HEMOROIDS Tyler: I'M TYLER ONCE I FISTED AN ENTIRE FAMILY OF GOATS Tyler: I'M TYLER AND I GOT NO LEGS Tyler: I'M TYLER

It is officially Lixian appreciation day. Let’s all take a moment to show our favorite editor some love.

@poppetshadow

4 жыл бұрын

That ending animation was the best part of the whole video.

@Keegstar

4 жыл бұрын

It's always lixian appreciation day

@humanimalhedgehog123

4 жыл бұрын

Lixian... Engage!

@eevilauntie

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for always being so awesome, Lixian!

@Diablochiquita

4 жыл бұрын

Lixian's small cameos always make me smile, everytime, he's just too precious

i want a book by markiplier autobiographie or not i want it

No Mark. You were absolutely natural in front of camera.

Book: Tyler is Markipliers manager Markiplier: dies of laughter 😂 Tyler: Am I a Joke to you

@phoenixflambe3319

4 жыл бұрын

Which Tyler?

@kefiksprite5912

4 жыл бұрын

I wanted a shot of Tyler sitting at a computer watching this vid with sad music and rain sounds playing.

Mark: "Lixian, figure out a way to wrap this up, you got this" Lixion: My moment has come

@steppen8867

4 жыл бұрын

Yes that was "LIXION" showing

@ShadowPhoenixGer

4 жыл бұрын

He killed it xD

@EpsilonD2

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShadowPhoenixGer And the Subscribe button. And the Bell. And the Like button.. And the friend with the share... He might have some issues.

i'm more shocked that he barely wears glasses anymore

"I was a big baby..." Me: You still are

Love how Lixian edits the vids. He's a king 🤘

@dimasarya8815

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@vipervirus081

4 жыл бұрын

Fax

@2212blackstar

4 жыл бұрын

Absolute fact

@rita-Shi-Mi

4 жыл бұрын

And also his Cute animated self Appear

“don’t know why people are surprised i look asian. maybe because i am” i died

@Earthboundmike

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I was actually surprised he was in fact asian, I can see it now that I know, but I didn't see it. But I am, not good at that lol.

i like how he grew an extra hand for the thumbnail

seeing as i saw ninja on the back of that you may need to demand more that this be taken down

Cant wait til he's in a movie without his permission

@dingdawng

4 жыл бұрын

Can't wait till he's markiplier without his permission

@TFTSTHS4L777

4 жыл бұрын

Smosh movie

@ryanmezzacapa7734

4 жыл бұрын

Especially considering he's mentioned a few times that he does not want to be in a movie

Uh mark I think you got three hands there😂😂

B there Mark you got what you wanted.

“My fans wouldn’t do anything for me, I’m not influential” Mark: creates a cult, sells so much merch that they have to buy 4 WAREHOUSES, and ends the cult making millions of people cry

@CobaltTungsten

3 жыл бұрын

We had Unus Annus... now we need Alius Anno. Why? Because even when one year ends... there's always Another Year after it. But not Mark/Ethan, I think Alius Anno should be a couple of us. Each year they delete the channel (Or give the channel to someone else) because there will always be... Another Year.

@zaakoarolikin1643

3 жыл бұрын

First of: Unus Annus is "not a cult" - Unus Second: that was Annus, not Markiplier Third: the barrel died because people did not subscribe then Annus told them to Fourth: it is unknown whenever the benefactor is Mark (kick-club-reference... Unrelated to Unus Annus)

@SigmaGaming123

3 жыл бұрын

@@zaakoarolikin1643 this is mark, Annus is dead

@personanddoggo5076

3 жыл бұрын

yeah.

@personanddoggo5076

3 жыл бұрын

@@zaakoarolikin1643 First: Unus Annus was a cult. Second: kick club is a also a cult

He's questioning how influential he is to his fanbase, and yet he is forgetting that he got people to buy A ROCK

@thephhoenixx

4 жыл бұрын

Ellie Jo i haven’t watched mark in quite a bit. may i have context?

@WarHorseMumbles

4 жыл бұрын

@@thephhoenixx about 3 years ago for April Fools Day Mark sold a rock

@malikharrell2488

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, I've forgotten about that

@quackkith

4 жыл бұрын

hey it had his LoGo oN iT so technically it was a markiplier rock

@partialbullet2215

4 жыл бұрын

He had merchandise for a box with eyes

It’s been three years and I only just realized that the thumbnail has 3 hands 😂

The censorship is funny as hell. 😂

I love seeing Lexian’s little avatar it’s so funny and cute

@SahloFolina2161

4 жыл бұрын

Sabrina Zanger It is very cute.