Who are you

@EthanChohte

4 жыл бұрын

I am.

@yurisalias

4 жыл бұрын

His name is Danny Gonzalez

@CSTLW

4 жыл бұрын

bruh

@justabluebird6900

4 жыл бұрын

who are YOU?

@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access

4 жыл бұрын

Obama

He literally said to teen girls “I know you might be insecure and obsess over your appearance, but don’t worry- guys are obsessing over your appearance”

@Camila-qm1vu

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, its such a good idea to tell girls that boys are constantly picturing them naked, so now girls can be weirded out whenever they see someone looking at them.

@sophiesmiles5891

4 жыл бұрын

I’m a teen girl insecurely obsessing over myself and other girls lololol

@chasecamacho9726

4 жыл бұрын

@New Kid speak for yourself dawg

@fairy5668

4 жыл бұрын

@@sophiesmiles5891 Sis you'll realise it really means nothing when you're older. Dw about it and just have fun without checking to see if your hair looks right and stuff.

@romee5849

4 жыл бұрын

@New Kid so hes a simp for??? not just caring about appearance? what???

The fact that jake made a whole book about girls, is disgusting on its own. It makes it even worse that his main audience is like literally 9

@merrybright5732

3 жыл бұрын

He’s also literally addressing how they’re in middle school and guys probably wanna see them naked like wtf

@alikat_2078

3 жыл бұрын

@@merrybright5732 yea it's disgusting

@carlzjr7169

3 жыл бұрын

fr, he was talking about seeing under girls' clothes like, wtf

@alikat_2078

3 жыл бұрын

@@carlzjr7169 ikr! that's so disgusting

@alex-fs9yt

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr wtf

as someone (with boobs) i can confirm that it’s really annoying when i’m trying to text a boy but my boobs text him instead.

@justamicrowave5297

8 ай бұрын

A moment of silence for all those who's boobs gained sentience and began texting boys. Truly isn't talked about enough o7

@matthewbartlett3442

7 ай бұрын

This is why you use text to speech

@basicnamebroski-tt7fd

7 ай бұрын

but what about when my boobs try to talk over me?? what then????

@Nina-wh6hb

7 ай бұрын

@@matthewbartlett3442my booby talk for me Help

@VampiricBard

6 ай бұрын

@@matthewbartlett3442 Boob to speech*

jake’s book was just nasty. telling middle schoolers about his sex life and acting like it’s okay to objectify women

@nekozombie

Жыл бұрын

I'd rather just objectify men and non binary individuals

@corvinstory

Жыл бұрын

@@nekozombie not like thats any better what the hell

@kphoria1009

Жыл бұрын

@@corvinstory what did they say 💀

@corvinstory

Жыл бұрын

@@kphoria1009 i can't remember exactly but it was some bullshit about it instead being about objectifying other identities or smt

@calowenby1654

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that shit’s not cool and ultimately fucked up. I hope someone got that reference.

“hey i know i’m 19 but i’m going to talk graphically about sex when i know my audience is a bunch of minors”

@epicremarc

4 жыл бұрын

“Whattup I’m Jake, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to not be a creepy asshole”

@ojjokie

4 жыл бұрын

wait jakes nineteen whag

@autismprison

4 жыл бұрын

bella uwu he’s 23

@TiffanyRock

4 жыл бұрын

bella uwu he wrote it when he was nineteen because in the about me chapter thing it said he’s 19

@thegreensunsetgroup2501

4 жыл бұрын

_slams two dolls together_

i’ve never heard a better description of youtuber book youtubers than “i’m just a 30 year old 15 year old”

@soda_fairy

4 жыл бұрын

Fr made me cackle

@s29nv1sr1

4 жыл бұрын

Basically the title _Adultolescence_ in a nutshell. Like no, Gabbie is 29 years old, it's just plain adult.

@user-ce1ns4xh9p

4 жыл бұрын

@@s29nv1sr1 she's that old??? bruh

@NAANotAnAndroid

4 жыл бұрын

when did muffins have tails?

Sometimes when I feel self conscious about my writing I come back to this video to remind myself that, no matter what I write, it will never be as horrendous as whatever Jake Paul spat out onto those pages. Good god.

@alltoounwell9132

Жыл бұрын

haha!! i hope your writing is going good! i’m also a writer!!

@6023barath

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, I got the same feeling as well! I know my writing needs some work but atleast I'm better than whatever crap this was lol.

@everydaysquared3003

Жыл бұрын

That's such good motivation

@yougotthecrowbar

Жыл бұрын

id also recommend watching a review of some of Onision's books, because jesus christ what a confidence boost

@BillyBeanie

Жыл бұрын

I thought I was a terrible author but know I feel a bit better knowing I’m better than Jake Paul

Gabby Hanna’s book feels like if tumblr and “I’m 14 and this is deep” had a kid

@heidihanna3131

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: My dad confessed the other day that I was almost named Gabby 😐

@Chilloutlilbro

Жыл бұрын

@@heidihanna3131 ok? That’s not really a needed or related reply and it’s not that crazy. Sorry I guess but why?

@heidihanna3131

Жыл бұрын

@@Chilloutlilbro because I would've been named Gabby Hanna too and it made me laugh

@0aktr

Жыл бұрын

​@@Chilloutlilbro why do you sound upset 😭😭

@adamco42

Жыл бұрын

​​​@@Chilloutlilbroher last name is "Hanna" so her full name would have been "Gabby Hanna" she's embarrassed that she almost shared a full name with Gabby Hanna

Maybe it's just me, but Jake's book just gives off the vibe of how a sexual predator thinks? "Never take no for an answer, it's yours you just have to take it"-mindset. Uncomfortable af

@umemasiddiqui8576

4 жыл бұрын

Logan? or Jake? have both brothers written books? lmao

@ValD98

4 жыл бұрын

It's also bad business advice. Perhaps a sign he's had it way too easy.

@neabby

4 жыл бұрын

@@umemasiddiqui8576 oh was gonna write the surname, thanks lol

@mujtabashahh

4 жыл бұрын

Bro, you're channel is almost as old as KZread itself, that's crazy

@isabelleanderson3618

4 жыл бұрын

Nea I was thinking the same thing

A millennial using the phrase “Scrolling through the book” is a boomer cartoon’s wet dream

@emosisterz

4 жыл бұрын

I will admit that I came to the comments looking for someone to call this out. I am a millennial and an avid reader, so I had to laugh.

@nilen

4 жыл бұрын

Lydia Armstrong arent you a zoomer?

@emosisterz

4 жыл бұрын

@@nilen No, lol, I'm Gen Y. I was born in 1994.

@alecia4710

4 жыл бұрын

Lydia Armstrong yoomer

@emosisterz

4 жыл бұрын

@@alecia4710 There it is

“I’m wearing sweatpants and I just had a pb&j smoothie” homeboy really tried to vlog through a book (….book vlog = blog… 🤯 )

@jinsoulful

Жыл бұрын

ur on to something pal

@eeveeofalltrades4780

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he's the type who tried to scroll through the story when he read a book for the first time.

@abigailc8829

11 ай бұрын

Bvlog? Lmao

@hyalophora

8 ай бұрын

​@@abigailc8829im trying so hard to pronounce that

@abigailc8829

8 ай бұрын

@@hyalophora I guess it would be kind of like the German "pf" sound? Or you could just say buhvlog.

as a minor and someone who has a uterus, i had to fully take a few minutes to process things after hearing the whole 'guys are obsessed with what girls look like naked' thing because, what the actual fuck. thats genuinely so gross. gotta be some of the most vile shit ive ever heard. like, we are already paranoid enough about sexual harassment and being objectified, ive heard boys my age talk about the girls in some of the most mortifyingly shocking disgusting ways, so for jake paul to preach that to his fanbase of mainly 12-13 y/o children basically trying to say that its okay is so genuinely disgusting to me

@seventyseven1977

10 ай бұрын

Honestly, don’t trust no one lol. As a dude, I can confirm that other dudes are weird. Me, personally, I’m not big into the whole “look that girl is hot” thing. I don’t get it at all. If girls were judging me based on how I look, I would be really mad. So I don’t wanna do it to other people because I don’t want people to do it to me. Plus, the Paul brothers suck. And the only actual Paul brother fans are fetuses and crypto bros. And normal people don’t like people like that. My general advice: carry a weapon, look intimidating, watch everyone around you, don’t travel to suspicious areas, and don’t put yourself in situations where bad things could happen. Sucks we gotta do this to be safe, but the world ain’t perfect so we gotta do what we gotta do. Have a good day. (Also, most guys I know are similar to me. All of what jake is saying is total bullshit. The only guys who are gonna be doing that, you probably already know who they are and what they look like. I hate them as well they are super annoying.)

@LyftraS

15 күн бұрын

Don’t take it too harsh, (def still will happen) but carry yourself with a sense of (possibly false) confidence and actually be yourself and question nonsense and you’ll still avoid most of these psychopaths. P.s. as an anxious mid 20s man it feels like everyone wants something from me but idk what it is. So there’s overlap but just try not to project this exact mindset on to all the people you meet. (Sadly also dont ignore it if bad signs show up)

@coreyyohm

11 күн бұрын

objectification is the root of all evil & jake’s narcissistic peabrain is unworthy of all the money he has over me

can we just talk about how problematic it is for jake paul to be giving sex advice to girls about boys to 10 year old kids

@theALTF4

4 жыл бұрын

I agree with your statement and sentiment entirely...cheeses! pls no, sex experiences from this womanizer knucklehead (whos not even good at scamming...that should tell u something) are just...*shivers*... a big NO-No. lets hope the readers cringe at it after grow up into pre-teen hood. then again, i loathe the term "problematic"... thanks to twitter :-/

@remoove7231

4 жыл бұрын

Randall Paquet Hes also mentioned that his fan base his mostly twelve year olds during interviews. He knows who he’s playing to

@jsmit9484

4 жыл бұрын

Like, how is the even legal haha. Or more in the mainstream media

@anodosarcade7355

4 жыл бұрын

Hes grooming his followers lol

@azairamc

4 жыл бұрын

He made it seem like all girls and guys enjoy the exact same thing and he tried to give advice as if he was speaking for all humans in that gender binary. Let alone to KIDS!?!

Jake’s book reads like a third grader writing an “about me” paper after coming back from summer vacation

@bearambles.

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@Diana-mu7pc

4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully third graders aren't gettin around like that though...

@bearambles.

4 жыл бұрын

@@Diana-mu7pc IM-

@ruthizred9090

4 жыл бұрын

and some Wattpad fanfiction about his sex life thrown in there

@imbuffysummers

4 жыл бұрын

If that whole summer vacation was spent trying to be the baby version of Barney stenson

6:41 how have we all moved past the fact Jake was attracted to cars before girls

@garfieldfan925

9 ай бұрын

Because that’s normal

@Knightgob

8 ай бұрын

That's just how we work

@ekuude

5 ай бұрын

Usually in middle age this happens again and men lose interest in women and go back to cars

@snfriedm

2 ай бұрын

Because only one of them goes vroom vroom.

@40watt53

2 ай бұрын

You weren't?

Ah yes as a girl I remember even through puberty “clothes, hair, makeup, and jewelry” were my main focus and not ballet and science. 💀

@maddieb.4282

9 ай бұрын

I mean I liked clothes hair makeup and jewelry….. 😕 it’s not a bad thing to like those things. The point is not ALL girls like those things. And the bigger issue is just him being sexist and objectifying women. You don’t need to prove that you have different or better interests…

@jessicad4364

9 ай бұрын

@@maddieb.4282 it was a joke because it’s a blanket statement. Like saying boys like “cars, gym, and boobs” doesn’t mean it isn’t true it’s just a blanket statement. It’s ok if they do like cars or if they don’t but do not assume I’m against someone else liking things that I don’t have much of an interest in. To say my interests are better is odd and insinuates the interests he listed aren’t good? My interests are different but that does not mean they are better the whole point was to show blanket statements do not apply to everyone.

@jasperjazzie

9 ай бұрын

@@maddieb.4282 how did you misinterpret their comment so massively lmao

@TimeTravelingFetus

3 ай бұрын

Boy, I remember thinking about what girls looked like with all that science removed

I wish Jake Paul wouldn’t encourage boys to base their ideas on sex around porn... porn is unrealistic and terrible in its portrayal of women and how sex should be for them. I hate this

@justasmltwngir1732

4 жыл бұрын

I’m going to barf

@blueberrymuffin_144

4 жыл бұрын

Rhiannon May same, that part made me so uncomfortable o-o

@MK1vids

4 жыл бұрын

Part of the huge reason women don't get to finish during sex--even though that's beside what you meant

@sladeniz9766

4 жыл бұрын

cbt

@brodown64

4 жыл бұрын

...

I'm so confused why Jake's book was so sexual in tone. Like who was this marketed for??

@HolyShinta

4 жыл бұрын

I guess his advisors told him "Just write about the stuff you think about. Write down what's on your mind!" and he took it way too literal

@mattheww7846

4 жыл бұрын

Teenage boys

@digbyalthoff1893

4 жыл бұрын

Bro teenage boys read way ahead of this dudes writing level 😂 bro we're in highschool reading shit by Charles Dickens. I'm not saying we like it, but we wouldn't read Jake Paul's shit book.

@sirenityaddams

4 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna assume it was marketed to shirtless Jake Paul.

@movedchannel-xdq

4 жыл бұрын

Marketed for.. uh.

That fact that Jake Paul’s “book” has a 4.1/5 on Amazon and most the comments are parents mentioning buying this for this kids (especially daughters) just blows my mind 🤯and makes me sick 🤒 😬

@koiifsh

10 ай бұрын

your pfp fits

@FreeStyle786

10 ай бұрын

@@koiifsh yeah, it sums it up quite nicely

@TotalDramaHarold

10 ай бұрын

@@FreeStyle786Honestly skill issue on the parents part

I feel like through this book he is constantly trying to prove to us that he has in fact actually talked to a girl before

@janjanbinks1710

Жыл бұрын

"Yeah bro I have a girlfriend. You wouldn't know her she goes to a different school" energy

Jake doesn’t realize that his audience is a bunch of 9 year olds that wanna leave the fandom but then say “no. I’m loyal.”

@daddydevito7175

4 жыл бұрын

Neiler’s_cra-Zee_moefoe - i love your profile pucture

@unscenegamers

4 жыл бұрын

on. i'm loyal

@turtle9294

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being 9 then being told to look up sex on google by a 22 year old

@codyallen2838

4 жыл бұрын

Haha loyal. Like it's a fucking gang. They're 10 minute videos, relax.

@d.lawrencemiller5755

4 жыл бұрын

Uh, I think he DOES know that.

“I’m wearing yeezy’s right now. Yup, those are Kanye’s” I hate this world but Jake Paul more

@illusionhong18

4 жыл бұрын

And this guys read his book hdhdhhdhdh

@idreppy

4 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding me? That's comedy gold.

@evasmojang

4 жыл бұрын

@@idreppy Ikr! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY I COULD DIE HAHAHAH PLEASE HAHAH LET ME DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE HAHAHAH

@yourguykhonshu3972

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like an actual Kanye lyric

@shiannafoxx

4 жыл бұрын

@@yourguykhonshu3972 Holy shit it does

- tyler oakley's had a really interesting perspective on eating disorders, and was the thing that got me interested in learning about mental illnesses and neurodivergence - dan and phil's was like rhet and link's, and i found it very interactive and cute, however it was definitely written with their younger audience in mind - shane dawson's made me uncomfortable

@fart63

Жыл бұрын

-Shane Dawson makes me uncomfortable

@yeethittter1285

Жыл бұрын

I agree on the Dan and Phil thing. I got both their books when they were released (I was small and rly rly loved them). They still hold up today imo as having a lot of personality and fun, and you could tell they put genuine care into them both I haven't read Shane Dawson's but I assume it also makes me uncomfortsble

@kiiokotoriikitscrazyhesony8242

11 ай бұрын

shane dawsons book got several short films made as adaptations of it, all of which made me unbelievably uncomfortable, so i reckon the book is just as bad

@Lucifersfursona

Ай бұрын

Shane Dawson’s books are like onision’s books. Any self-admittance of having survived really intense child ab*se really pales in comparison to how much they hate women and ... “love” children 🤮

"when I decipher the lyrics, they're mostly about stuff that is happening or has happened to those guys" jake that is quite literally the sole purpose a rap song has to serve

@maddieb.4282

9 ай бұрын

I mean you could also talk about overarching concepts or topical issues or a story about someone else…. Rap is just storytelling and it can be done in any number of formats. Doesn’t negate the fact that Jake is a dumbass but you know

@NylaTheWolf

3 ай бұрын

I'd argue that's what a lot of songs are about 😂

@yoongiverse.

3 ай бұрын

or ANY music ever

Jake Paul’s book reminded me of the “you’ve never felt the highs and lows, triumphs and defeats of high school football” Riverdale scene

@scout669

4 жыл бұрын

That's it, that's the entire book.

@silviii9681

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@weronikajuszczak369

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot the word ePiC

@moralebooster8437

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I've never even seen Riverdale but your discription made me laugh so much

@edsterrock

4 жыл бұрын

OMG you are spot on 😂😂😂😂

Amanda, we get that you have a husband, you don’t have to keep showing him off on your channel.

@raiden6607

4 жыл бұрын

Stuoid

@eddiebarrett4633

4 жыл бұрын

What is a 'stuiod'?

@pokemonpro8438

4 жыл бұрын

This went from 15 likes to 150 likes in 10 seconds Edit: Now it went to 300 likes in 15 seconds Edit: Now it went up to 500 likes in 10 more seconds... Can it stop??? Who knows...

@captaincontroller5091

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah totally...stuoid?

@finchthetecsupporter2948

4 жыл бұрын

Eddie Barrett He means stupid he just didn’t want to get reported if that makes sense

Gabbie Hannah's book is like she read 1 single page of a Rupi Kaur book and thought she'd become the next Edgar Alan Poe

@EnderPanReigns

4 ай бұрын

to be fair rupi kaur's books don't measure up so well either

@Lucifersfursona

Ай бұрын

“I really liked the drawings” knowing she ripped the art uncredited from her sister, womp womp 💀

Yeah, well, I was born 5 weeks early. The doctors even had to keep me there till they made sure my liver worked, cuz I came out all yellow. So beat that Jake!!

@finnster3276

Жыл бұрын

i was also yellow . we are yellow buddies .

@bbqwater23

Жыл бұрын

@@finnster3276 ayyyy yellowfriends4life

@Swe3t_tooth

Жыл бұрын

ayy jaundice pals

@vampir-7748

5 ай бұрын

I was hooked up with all sorts of tubes and i was in an incubator and i was supposed to be born in spring but i was born in winter

@EnderPanReigns

4 ай бұрын

wow i love to see all of the saffron babies coming together. how inspiring

Not only is Jake Paul telling girls that boys obsess over their bodies hurtful to girls, I also think it's hurtful to boys. I know that a lot of of boys that age are just discovering those feelings for the first time, and maybe they're a little ashamed of those feelings. Jake Paul could be someone they trust and look up to, and he is saying that boys should be watching porn and obsessing over women's bodies, and in that situation I would think that there is something wrong with me because I'm not a creep. It's a horrible thing to do to make people feel like there is something else wrong with them at such a vulnerable time.

@LunarDitz

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you're right

@blee5127

4 жыл бұрын

damn... you hit the nail on the head.

@echofairy

4 жыл бұрын

That was a perfect summary. And I know a lot of times girls get more pity for stuff like that, but boys go through similar things as well, so it's not ok for Jake Paul to just go around saying stiff like that. Sorry if I rambled a bit, I just think its messed up. As a teenage girl, that made me uncomfortable.

@psychott6

4 жыл бұрын

I never liked Jake Paul and this made me have a burning hatred for him Like fuck off for this once please Jake Paul

@ebox147

4 жыл бұрын

I just think about kids who still haven't realised their sexuality reading this. Like, imagine a gay boy reading that?

imagine being a tree and growing for years and years to be cut down and be made into jake or gabby’s book

@solidmoonbeams8939

4 жыл бұрын

Stop! I’m gonna have nightmares!

@spence98

4 жыл бұрын

yes and to have only like two words on an otherwise blank page i was like WHAT A WASTE

@Anr1231

4 жыл бұрын

Hahah 🥺✌🏼 ..aww

@avantikaarvind4725

4 жыл бұрын

Or onision's

@caramel9914

4 жыл бұрын

This made me cry

Rhett and Link are really good with KZreadr books. They came out with another book called The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek, this one being an original story. From what I know, they got a writer to help them execute it, but other than that, it came entirely from both of their minds, and one of the characters is a tribute to their childhood friend who passed before they started their channel. I think it’s well written, fun, and entertaining. Goes to show all you need to make a good book is actually wanting to do it in the first place and putting in the right amount of effort and heart. (And a certain degree of talent, of course. Writing is deceptively hard.)

@crackerjack0349

2 ай бұрын

I would trust Rhett and Link with literally anything

17:40 the subtitles uere say catholic instead of cathartic, making the quote "She defends most of these poems by talking about how catholic they were for her to write."

"She was *insert hair color* and had an athletic body-- exactly my type."

@animelover-vj6qy

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr. God that was so annoying I rolled my eyes so much they fell out of my head.

@GenophefeElisabeth

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, I'd try to get a date with a girl like that if I was you

@legrandliseurtri7495

3 жыл бұрын

She had red eyes and the body of a spider. Exacly my type.

@microwave8931

3 жыл бұрын

@@legrandliseurtri7495 run

@keithknight1665

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh the female me hello Kellen

As someone who wants to be an author and knows how hard it is to get a book deal, it insults me so much when KZreadrs treat it like a chore and don’t give a shit about what they’re writing

@alexhussey7836

4 жыл бұрын

Mega Margaux yikes, that must be so demoralizing. Good luck with your future in writing!

@slion9914

4 жыл бұрын

i hope you get a good book deal one day, and show those youtubers who's boss

@Aster_Risk

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. It's frustrating to see someone achieve what's essentially your dream, and not give a shit about it.

@sera_sarzad

4 жыл бұрын

same...

@IIIShmeeIII

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

i like how jake admitted to committing several crimes in his book

I've been so spoiled reading good books that I forgot bad books exist

"I'm just a 30-year-old 15-year-old!" is the best description of influencers ever

@JN-ug5ky

4 жыл бұрын

R. Kelly is that you?

@doubtyea

4 жыл бұрын

@@JN-ug5ky o look drakes here too neat

@JoeMama-wg5nw

4 жыл бұрын

BecauseSCIENCE!!! Who are you

@VioletZCato

4 жыл бұрын

I couldn't stop laughing at that one such a perfect description

@xFalsify

4 жыл бұрын

as a 27-year-old who always refers to myself as being 12... the math checks out. :D

"Then after a while, her hands went places" They stumbld back to the bed. Jake started kissing and rubbing and they made out ther. Then they started DOING IT. But Jake didnt know about the camera! It was being LIVESTREAMED!

@aagantuk7370

4 жыл бұрын

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🇺🇸🌈

@busterb7482

4 жыл бұрын

Jake loved this experience so much that he completely recreated it when he met Drew at the pub

@kaileygurl22

4 жыл бұрын

We've come full circle😂

@amandaolmstead9054

4 жыл бұрын

Abby Wolffe you win.... eVERYTHING

@Ailrent

4 жыл бұрын

Nice.

I've always thought that the Godfathers of KZreadrs writing books would be Hank & John Green. They are both accomplished authors in their fields.

@Woistwahrheit

Жыл бұрын

Oh god John green made me cry

@NapaCat

Жыл бұрын

Authors who are youtubers vs youtubers who are authors

@maddieb.4282

9 ай бұрын

@@NapaCatJohn and Hank were making Vlogbrothers and other online projects for years and years, since almost before John became a popular author. I would definitely call them both hybrid content creators-writers-personalities

@jr.c.4250

8 ай бұрын

​@@maddieb.4282John Green was 100% an author before vlog as Looking for Alaska and An abundance of Katherines were both published prior, but the distinction doesn't really matter anyway since his post fame stuff (lol the one book/ turtles) is excellent anyway

@woodfur00

5 ай бұрын

Neither of them had to ride their KZread fame to sell books though. Even though Hank had been a KZreadr for years before he wrote a book, he's involved in so much other stuff that it still doesn't count.

“every guy in ninth grade is thinking about how girls look underneath their clothes” wrong. i’m gay and also scared of girls

@TotalDramaHarold

10 ай бұрын

Imagine being scared of girls 💀

@naan000

10 ай бұрын

@@TotalDramaHarold I can imagine because that's me

@TotalDramaHarold

10 ай бұрын

@@naan000 skill issue

@michellestratford866

5 күн бұрын

@@TotalDramaHaroldas someone attracted to girls i can confirm they are terrifying

hearing about how jake lost his virginity has ruined my entire day

@ozbornn3

4 жыл бұрын

I would like this comment but I haven't finished the video yet.. let the day ruining begin

@user-xm2nb7qj1t

4 жыл бұрын

@@ozbornn3 I haven't watched the video either yet, but I liked the comment regardless. I'm also going to like the video itself despite not having watched it yet.

@swine13

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine how the girl felt!

@miniaturiz3s

4 жыл бұрын

I feel so bad for the girl he mentioned. How embarrassing would it be to not only do that with Jake, but also have it be written and published to the general public of 8-year-olds.

@roqu0794

4 жыл бұрын

I had puke in my mouth

Jake Paul straight up wrote a fanfic about himself and published it

@andreasgjerrild8796

4 жыл бұрын

Rahaf M.N. Fax

@GodChaotic

4 жыл бұрын

Wait till you read Lele Pon's book lol, in her book she literally sets her friend's paper on fire because she was jealous, and somehow was the victim

@TT-iv5iz

4 жыл бұрын

Nice Rachel oates reference

@imhumaniswear6736

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, you should look at onion boys books then

@Lyndiloo

4 жыл бұрын

Onision's 3 novels are 100% self-insert fanfiction where he is a big strong man, gets all the girls, and takes down terrorists with his kewl skateboard tricks.

“Scrolling through the book” your chronically online side is showing my brother

“But don’t take it from me, I’m just a 30 year old 15 year old” What a perfect summation of most of these content creators aimed at children.

I cant believe jake paul actually wrote his own fanfiction and put it in a book for people to read.

@cupfulofeathers

4 жыл бұрын

A Marty Stu if I ever saw one

@misanthropicservitorofmars2116

4 жыл бұрын

Sarah Smith Steven poo

@crowbasket4049

4 жыл бұрын

Wait till you hear about Onision lmao

@u_adore_me_but_I_adore_twice

4 жыл бұрын

Lol yesh

@MrOverHeels

4 жыл бұрын

Wait till you find out that there are people buying and reading that shit.

why did jake describe his sexual encounters in his book like a poorly written wattpad story😭😂

@rubyred3580

4 жыл бұрын

His life is a poorly written wattpad story

@kelseychurch539

4 жыл бұрын

Ruby Red lmfaoo😂🙈

@missbeliever5133

4 жыл бұрын

That's what toxic masculinity is. "LOOK AT ME!! I AM A MAN AND I HAVE SEX!!!"

@Missy-zz6ll

4 жыл бұрын

It’s so uncomfortable

@disanthropi

4 жыл бұрын

“He put his boy thingy in my girl thingy”

12:55 think of all the trees that were cut down for this

Link in bio should’ve ended in an image of Link from The Legend of Zelda in a Biology class. That would’ve been poetry.

@CloIsASandwich

10 ай бұрын

LMAO HELP

Amanda's husband is so funny, but like when is Amanda gonna make a video?

@lydia5833

4 жыл бұрын

Geek Gamer i miss her 😔😔

@prakonekeophanthavady7934

4 жыл бұрын

Is her channel getting taken over by this guy again?

@ratverence6767

4 жыл бұрын

Ugh I might just unsub if he keeps showing up I came for the neopets

@addy4385

4 жыл бұрын

right? like i like this guy but i stan amanda and miss her :(

@sanatoriumnugget6598

4 жыл бұрын

Simps

*You Gotta Want It*, by Jake Paul. “It’s ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ meets ‘Transformers’. Jake and Bumblebee hump for 50 pages.” “I Want It.” - every publisher.

@nerdcity

4 жыл бұрын

MyName__ Kosmo - Optimus Prime takes Jake Paul to a drive-in movie and then they explore each other’s trunk space

@Mr_Mimestamp

4 жыл бұрын

**megan fox watches from a distance**

@hannabooklover

4 жыл бұрын

This thread made me cry laugh 😂

@CaveraGamerzZ

4 жыл бұрын

@@nerdcity where are the videos dude, we need them videos!!!!

@Joe-qm9cp

4 жыл бұрын

loved your lele pons absolute demolishing roast fest / exposure party :D it was really funny

Fun Science was successful in rural America in towns that never heard of Charlieissocooklike. I was amazed to see it in the library of the farming town of 200 people. She wrote a book that transcended her KZread career, and I think she was the only one I can think of that wasn't one of the Green boys. Like, that is so impressive. To make something that is a success without previous successes being a factor

@medhanshtripathi1488

8 ай бұрын

For sure, I loved reading it when I was younger (before I knew about her channel)

@Liam_The_Great

3 ай бұрын

he's a guy

@frenchiefrey

2 ай бұрын

@@Liam_The_Great ?

@brybrybry995

Ай бұрын

@@Liam_The_Greatshe has since come out as a trans woman so she is a woman

Hi Drew! As someone who wrote a book, and then worked on the 2nd edition of that book, I can straight up tell you -- putting up a video every month is f'ing impressive, and I'm sure it takes no less effort and commitment. Love your stuff!

Gabbie’s book is literally “I’m not like most girls” written over and over again in over 200 pages

@lolavalentine4535

4 жыл бұрын

yee yee she is the embodiment of ‘i’m not like most girls’

@andrearobyn3701

4 жыл бұрын

watch ReadyToGlare's video about it, the poems lack so much substance and apparently her sister did all the drawings

@lizakalamees1781

4 жыл бұрын

yee yee yee yee yee

@lizzie-g9125

4 жыл бұрын

She made it to be ironic and funny she made an insightful video on it

@kalmiaf3985

4 жыл бұрын

@@lizakalamees1781 Yee yee yee yee yee yee

The fact that jake paul wrote this book, and included those weird & graphic details about his sexual experiences, knowing FULL well his audience is children!

@Ajc-ni3xn

4 жыл бұрын

Well, that’s his brand, kids who think they’re cool because “haha I know peepee go in vajayjay”

@marieke.g

4 жыл бұрын

i can only imagine the grandparents and moms buying this as a present for their kids because they asked for it, not knowing what absolute garbage misogynistic autobiography of a manchild this actually is

@rddels

4 жыл бұрын

where is the rest

@ronalddirk4161

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up meg

@LifeAsMegan

4 жыл бұрын

Ronald Dirk lmaooo

I think the main thing I'm seeing which distinguishes the good examples from the bad is purpose. You can tell which KZreadrs wrote their books with an actual purpose in mind and which ones didn't. It doesn't matter what the purpose is, the most important thing is simply that you have one.

I own exactly two KZreadr books: The Hidden Power of F*cking Up, which the Try Guys wrote and is actually really good, and Ann Reardon’s cookbook, which I bought because recipes are easier for me to follow in written form than when in a video. Other than those, all the other KZreadr books I have seen seem to be awful. I actually got Ann Reardon’s cookbook before I realized she wrote it, and only ordered the Try Guys’ book after its reviews came out.

Imagine a little child asking his mom to read Jake Paul’s book out loud to them

@M-Ellie-lc7zv

4 жыл бұрын

I don't have anything to say to this comment...

@movedchannel-xdq

4 жыл бұрын

read this to an elementary school or middle school when the schools are back open. -(don’t.)-

@myusername8775

4 жыл бұрын

Shit i cringgeeed

@reti9768

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I don't want to image

@hm1966

4 жыл бұрын

ugh he is so cringe and gross it makes my skin crawl!

You gotta respect Drew for not only buying Jake Paul’s book, but actually reading it

@arandomuser9459

4 жыл бұрын

Johnny Jones He has a book?! Wow.

@yagom6033

4 жыл бұрын

KitsWorld unfortunately for mankind

@SubswithNovideos-qj8mq

4 жыл бұрын

It’s because social distancing is driving Danny crazy

@LL-tr5et

4 жыл бұрын

im not liking because there are 420 likes

@drewisgooden

4 жыл бұрын

honestly I think you might have to respect me less for doing those things

As a Pedagogic Worker from the Netherlands, I can assure you that if someone learns sex from the internet it is not a nice person to have sex with.

@catgirl1894

8 ай бұрын

As a human being with a pulse I can also vouch for this.

I come back to this type of Drew’s video just because my emotions gets chaotic and I need someone to fairly judge other people. So Down to earth argument it’s soothing 💁🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️

Gabbie Hannahs book is the physical representation of r/im14andthisisdeep

@vampire_6

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao i wish that was the case. The stuff she writes aren't even "sad" or "deep" its like shes almost making fun of the reader for buying the "book"

@tinopreldakaj

4 жыл бұрын

And Jake Paul’s book is r/ihavesex lol

@Geoffrey454

4 жыл бұрын

@@vampire_6 did you buy it? Have you read it?

@vampire_6

4 жыл бұрын

@@Geoffrey454 Yes lmao was bored

@tinopreldakaj

4 жыл бұрын

simp 유 r/im14andthisisdeep is stuff that’s supposed to be deep but isn’t lol

Actual footage of me during my English final. 14:21

I was so nervous for Rhett and Link when I saw them in the thumbnail, glad to see it was pure praise

I would also like to mention that Rhett and Link’s book is 269 pages in full color ?? And is only $21. While Gabby’s was a paperback, had almost no text and was $17 wtf

@theblackprince9487

4 жыл бұрын

Rip off , maybe that's why hardly actually buys them.

@beepbeepbananas

4 жыл бұрын

I love your profile picture, totally binging 99 in quarantine

@bluebubble926

4 жыл бұрын

@@beepbeepbananas ayyye :))

@zacharylevine1257

4 жыл бұрын

Magoo Builds yea it’s amazing

@scarletclough

4 жыл бұрын

we stan good mythical morning

I feel like Jake Paul writing a book is the equivalent of “that guy” having to do his homework to stay on the football team.

@emiliew5553

4 жыл бұрын

oh my god.

@aucuarium25

4 жыл бұрын

yeah and he wants to stay in the team to get teenage girl points

@iCat4Ever

4 жыл бұрын

Omg you just took the words out of my mouth

@nooneimportant7736

4 жыл бұрын

holy shit how is that so accurate what

love seeing the charlie mcdonnel shoutout! she was one of my favorite youtubers growing up and actually made me almost care about science

I was never a big Joey Graceffa fan but for some reason I bought and read both of his books and I have no complaints about them. I can see why people wouldn't like them, they aren't the best books in the world. But the Eden is pretty entertaining coming from someone who loves everything Sci fi and fantasy. I really enjoyed reading those because it was such a unique story. You gotta give him props for it because there isn't any reused topics from other very famous stories like Harry potter or the Hunger games. Honestly the plot had me gripped, I loved the characters in it and exsspesually the strong female lead. Anyways I still own them, they sit on my book shelf. I honestly recommend, just as long as you get past the fact that a KZreadr wrote it.

God, the way Jake Paul talks to and about teenage girls creeps me out.

@whimbrella

4 жыл бұрын

was it really surprising tho

@user-cj9yh6kq3o

4 жыл бұрын

cataclysmic biscuit he lowkey always gave that vibe

@sirenityaddams

4 жыл бұрын

Creeps do be creeping.

@user-ck2xo5zn4i

4 жыл бұрын

He still has that teenager mindset and based on his lifestyle, he probably won’t grow out of it🤷🏽‍♀️

@thetruegavinator

4 жыл бұрын

Being creepy to younger girls runs in the family. I guess he takes from his dad's

idk but him talking about how all teenage boys want is to see girls naked and how all girls want are clothes and shoes....that REALLY did not sit well with me.

@imazadbean

4 жыл бұрын

(Edited for clarity because i dont proofread and then suffer the consequences later)

@juliancasalez6447

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn’t seem to realize that not all teenage boys are as big assholes as he is and he honestly has no idea that girls are people

@eharmony7982

4 жыл бұрын

Also just the fact that he’s alluding to middle school girls....without clothes on.... i might be reading too much into it but I’m gonna throw up

@afnaansyed5975

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget how he encourages his young impressionable audience to use the internet as their primary source of sex education and take porn as an accurate depiction of what sex is... Jesus what a garbage human being, the fact that so many kids see him as a role model genuinely scares me

@meghansullivan6812

4 жыл бұрын

!!!!!!!!!!!

12:39 this poem is just a worse version of somethhing the addams family musical already did. The song is called happy/sad and it's gomez talking about how you're able to be happy and sad about something and it's really nice, I highly recommend listening to it

Love the background- *ME: The Book* *Written by: Someone Else*

JAKES FANBASE IS LITERALLY 9 YEARS OLD WHY WOULD HE MAKE THIS BOOK

@anniehatley9760

4 жыл бұрын

Cause he’s irresponsible and dumb

@ethanmueller1016

4 жыл бұрын

@Annie Hatley facts 😭💀

@paolatavarez5290

4 жыл бұрын

Cuz he only cares about money daaa

@squirtlett7369

4 жыл бұрын

And have you seen his newest videos? So disgusting

@linhza501

4 жыл бұрын

What do you expect from Jake Paul lmao. An irresponsible douche with no life experience whatsoever, what could go wrong about his book right?

The book was pretty telling about how gross and misogynistic he is and all the creepiness surrounding teenage girls. update: woah, my most like comment! i'm glad y'all agree haha

@purplerhino6710

4 жыл бұрын

@Gold Rose no

@artemisfedorchuk9258

4 жыл бұрын

@Gold Rose AND THATS ON NOT BEING PREDATORY TO YOUNG GIRLS

@enamon6651

4 жыл бұрын

Megan Fedorchuk what are you talking about?

@artemisfedorchuk9258

4 жыл бұрын

@@enamon6651 Encouraging teenage girls to change aspects about themselves, because all teen boys care about is how they look like with no clothes on? Gross. That's gross.

@candyllene

4 жыл бұрын

So basically a instruction manual on how to avoid trash like him?

Dan and Phil's book I remember being really good! it had a similar style to Rhett and Link's where it was very colourful and creative with a lot of different content in it. There were even cute little personality quizzes and heartfelt stories

drew should make a life advice book called “the road ahead” where its just really bad advice or conspiracies about the future. i would also accept just a printed version of the year 3000 by the jonas brothers

"boys only care about you being naked" what a fantastic message to give out to your fanbase, which is almost entirely made up of 14 year old girls, jake

@pluto3194

3 жыл бұрын

A terrible message for any teens tbh. Teaches girls thst guys see them as sex objects and teaches guys that they should see women as sex objects.

@theoverratedchannel6225

3 жыл бұрын

@@pluto3194 Follower Of Duck was b-ing sarcastic when he/she said that it was fantastic.😀

@pluto3194

3 жыл бұрын

@@theoverratedchannel6225 Yeah no shit, they obviously meant that it wasn't and I was adding to that.

@mj3000x

3 жыл бұрын

I'm 14 and I'm sure that nobody close to my age would follow him lmao. I think his fanbase is way younger.

@childofwhonow1269

3 жыл бұрын

Some do

Why isn’t anyone talking about how gross Jake’s book is? Like in general not just this comment section

@celestialgardens4101

4 жыл бұрын

my thoughts exactly. He's telling little girls about how boys are obsessing over seeing them naked??? That's disgusting and weird for a grown ass man to be saying that

@neretilderem7029

4 жыл бұрын

Because no one else got trough the first chapter yet without suffering brain damage.

@tomasruckett

4 жыл бұрын

Not an excuse at all but the book was published in 2016 so he was still somewhat of a teenager when he wrote it. I bet people wrote it off as "oh boys will be boys." Also, it was probably only read by children, who wouldn't understand how weird it is.

@ElijahSinclair1220

4 жыл бұрын

Billie Peddle Okay. I’m at 9:55 and I’m honest just pissed off! How have we as a society, allowed the pestilence that is Jake and Logan Paul, to continue! How have we given them the tools to have so much fucking influence? Not only did his brother film fucking dead bodies, post it, and then continue to be a fucking brain dead imbecile, publicly shame preteen fans that just wanted to be nice to him, they also used what is basically a gambling site as a promotional tool. For those that don’t know the Paul’s used a website in which you pay money for a chance to win luxury prizes, sometimes the prices to play are more than the items are even worth. It’s basically a very very bad slot machine. And they are marketing this to kids. Jake is now running a SECOND!! That’s right SECOND, fucking scam on children. Or I guess third if you count the gambling After closing his bullshit edfluence team1000 thing that, you know, never actually gave anyone what they wanted for the money he scammed He’s opened up his own little social media education center, in which you pay a $20 fee per month, of which you cannot cancel. His page basically lays out for the child Either you use this service Or drown in student loan debt forever. This website has many videos for the user to watch, but also has masterclass style videos you can purchase once you go through all the videos included in the $20 subscription (He also promises a video conference with him that never happens) These additional masterclass supreme videos run anywhere from $100-$1500!!!!!!!! But If you weren’t already mad, this ones a doozy! This website of uncensored and unmonitored bullshit, as a social aspect. Similar to Facebook, where anyone of any age can post literally anything! There’s no age limit. So Hypothetically Ten year old Timmy can go online, and talk to people of quite literally ANY age And while he probably unknowingly charges thousands of dollars to his mothers credit card, he starts talking to a pretty girl named Sandra. Because obviously Jake thinks kids should learn to have sex around the age of 7 given the content of his book. Except Sandra is actually a 76 year old pedophile, who is disguising himself as a girl to groom a child. All the while, selling a fucking book to children that is so fucking vile I can’t even comprehend it! YOU ARENT THE PARENT YOU DONT FUCKING TEACH CHILDREN THIS YOU BELLEND. All the while he’s teaching little girls that boys will start to sexualize you almost instantly, enforcing the most disgusting of stereotypes, and yet still manages to sexualize women. And the best part is HE DIDNT EVEN WRITE IT PROPERLY!!!! All he did was copy and paste the same message over and over, modifying the hair color! And he spelled blonde wrong. Twice. (Blond) How? HOW the FUCK, do we allow this ignorant, brain dead monstrosity of a celebrity, become this famous? How do we allow our young, to idolize such a disgusting prick? Please I implore parents to prevent your children from interacting with the Paul’s. In any way. These people are the joke of KZread. They make people like drew, Leon Lush, daz games, etc, look bad! I’m not one that likes for people to attack celebrity’s, I think that cancel culture is toxic. But for the Paul brothers, they are becoming a genuine danger to children. I genuinely think that they will eventually end up being arrested, and have their own episode of American greed!

@billiep1603

4 жыл бұрын

Input channel name I knew about all of that from Drew’s other videos and it’s horrible. He makes his brother look like a saint, and obviously Logan isn’t an amazing person but like c’mon. I just feel like this book promotes negative stereotypes and sexualizes children it’s so sick. Boys and girls NEED to learn that it’s not right to be disrespectful and gross to each other and this book just promotes the opposite!

To be fair, "SAD isfied" can actually have a genuinely poetic meaning and be descriptive of a specific emotion, even if it is filler.

ive bought a couple of KZreadr books as i was a teen girl during the height of them, but i only ever read Joey's autobiography. multiple times. at the time i really enjoyed it.

This would have been an incredible way for Drew to announce he’s releasing a book.

@dharrmanbestyoutuber

3 жыл бұрын

He's not a 3mil yet

@ryujin422

3 жыл бұрын

It's like a jumpscare you are just waiting, and waiting, and waiting to pop up; but it never does.

@tp-isitplausible9160

3 жыл бұрын

maybe he’s waiting for Amanda to return home from Afghanistan

@gwyngravitt7666

3 жыл бұрын

tøp - is it plausible?? he’s been so sad ever since went missing in Afghanistan

@springsajpw2013

3 жыл бұрын

you mean danny? whos drew??

can we talk about how if anyone else told a bunch of 10 year olds to google porn and learn about sex the police would be at their door immediately?

@rinoz47

4 жыл бұрын

Sex the Police sounds like a great band name

@mayabradley4950

4 жыл бұрын

Lynn JustLynn what?

@honeycomb937

4 жыл бұрын

@@mayabradley4950 history is doomed to repeat itself

@image_not_uploaded

4 жыл бұрын

eva what?

@jekyll138.5

4 жыл бұрын

image_not _uploaded history is doomed to repeat itself

drew, you should write a book. you're a whole million subscribers above 3m, so its a legal obligation really!

@ouchtor

7 ай бұрын

He actually talked about this in the video where he reads his old notes! I think it's titled "Why did I write that down?"

Jake's book reads like a wattpad fanfic you found while scrolling through the app at 2:30 in the morning

Jake Paul’s book is actually pretty good, if you run out of toilet paper

@hidbid1

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty helpful in quarantine.

@brenyatta

4 жыл бұрын

Hidbid Exactly! Even after quarantine is done, it’s best to keep a copy in the bathroom, just in case

@kxshav

4 жыл бұрын

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

@highfive2973

4 жыл бұрын

this comment made my whole quarantine

@davidbosy4275

4 жыл бұрын

It's still uncomftorble to use.

Ok, but Amanda needs to write a autobiography about her escape from Afghanistan during the war.

@jennaderemer9516

4 жыл бұрын

and thats on that

@Klbasv

4 жыл бұрын

But didn't she die there?

@vocalcalibration8033

4 жыл бұрын

@@Klbasv Sadly yes. But she LIVED!

@prakonekeophanthavady7934

4 жыл бұрын

Yah what happened with that

@uncreativeusername3772

4 жыл бұрын

Asiya Kilybayeva She got resurrected

Drew referencing Rosanna Pansino is one of those moments when you remember that people on the internet are on the same internet you are

your objectivity and constructive critiques are honestly very wholesome

how are there youtuber books when ur the only youtuber i’m confused :/

@funkydude8196

4 жыл бұрын

katie jeanie same I don’t know who the people in this are

@monsieurbeastian3068

4 жыл бұрын

yeah I think Danny just made up all the ppl in this video I can’t believe he would do this

@les3189

4 жыл бұрын

he's seeing things again...

@evepistulka

4 жыл бұрын

katie jeanie ya me too

@sturmunddragn9824

4 жыл бұрын

@@les3189 ya me too

Amanda's husband is really taking over her channel now

@leewood8097

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr.

@h222ley

4 жыл бұрын

nofrickinway it's so sad 😔😔💔

@arianaacosta4732

4 жыл бұрын

@@h222ley isfying?

@lilyelizabeth7440

4 жыл бұрын

nofrickinway ikr it’s kinda rude

@BrooklynFrazier

4 жыл бұрын

he needs to leave....I miss Amanda :(

seeing drew talk about dan and phil and charlieissocoollike was certainly a blast from the past

I bought Rachel Oates' poetry pamphlet and I loved it. Her videos made me realise how fascinating good poetry can be and I wanted to support her work, then it turns out I liked her poetry too. Win win.

"Am I reading porn?" every wattpad girl said that at least once

@sonicthehedgegod

4 жыл бұрын

Maxon Schreave they’re on wattpad, they damn well knew the answer to that lmao

@ashbykonstant3049

4 жыл бұрын

And the answer is yes

@kat_rebrand

4 жыл бұрын

No we said "I am reading porn"

@sy-zu4uz

4 жыл бұрын

Ahem.... *once* ?

@bored1466

4 жыл бұрын

@@sy-zu4uz LMAOOOOO I'M DEAD 😂😂💀💀

The way jake talks about women’s bodies when he was a kid gives off strong vibes from the main creepy guy from euphoria

@Dr.GregHouse

3 жыл бұрын

Chloe Dimitri that series was super cursed. A little too “cultured” for me

@IloveGorgeousGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

Hey is that show good? I've been thinking about giving it a shot

@IloveGorgeousGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

@@niclagoon that was a way more nuanced take on a piece of media than I was expecting on KZread, thank you lol

@twbtsfan557

3 жыл бұрын

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge its really good. If you want a realistic take on teenage life, you should watch skins instead

@themanthemoththelegend3332

3 жыл бұрын

wait which one the one zendaya or the one from the.. the ..

These books remind me of Spongebob's essay on what to do at a red light

Arin Hanson's Ghost Hunter Adventure Club series is surprisingly good. It's the perfect mix of Hardy Boys-esque storytelling and tongue-in-cheek writing.

“I listen to a lot of rap. I relate to it” is the whitest thing I’ve heard

@skrunklycreationz

4 жыл бұрын

Elliot Broome uh

@dumbdenki3164

4 жыл бұрын

@@elliot1154 stinky

@sbp4215

4 жыл бұрын

fuck off mate

@biracy

4 жыл бұрын

"More street" is the whitest thing I've ever heard

@windowsxpbackground8762

4 жыл бұрын

sbp 421 lmao

“The depth of an aboveground pool that hasn’t been filled yet” That is a masterful insult.

@seigeengine

4 жыл бұрын

Pools aren't less deep when they aren't full? Unless they're the ones with the flotation rings I guess, but that's not all aboveground pools.

@sisbrawny

4 жыл бұрын

More poetic than anything in those books.

These make me feel more confident in my writing and poetry

I love that Jake Paul openly confessed to speeding in his book