"The body shuts down mid-stupid" is the greatest quote I've ever heard.

@puppylove42

3 жыл бұрын

My body does that a lot

@anis-xr4gt

3 жыл бұрын

@@puppylove42 what do you feel rn?

@isisdarosa9340

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@zootopiaondvd8081

3 жыл бұрын

@@anis-xr4gt probably stupid

@adventurtle2533

3 жыл бұрын

You can literally say that to anyone and they'll either laugh or get offended

Mark: *takes a 30 minute break* Legs: *Windows XP shutdown sound*

@3austin16

4 жыл бұрын

Darian Santiago lol

@SherbertLittle

4 жыл бұрын

Like a deep pain in my deepest of toes

@jjcrazyblondgirl3675

4 жыл бұрын

I have actually almost had that happen to me.

@dariansantiago8402

4 жыл бұрын

@@jjcrazyblondgirl3675 same, I stopped working out for years and one random time, I thought of doing a lot of leg workouts/excercises and my legs turned to jello after.

@violetscrypt

4 жыл бұрын

When your legs don't work like they used to before

He’s not a masochist, guys! He’s just testing his limits!

@sams2797

2 жыл бұрын

“…might break my foot, but I love challenges like that” -mark 2020

@Chaotic_Man_Named_Oliver

2 жыл бұрын

In this case i agree! This was really just a boredom and "let's see if i can do it" thing But other times its really hard to uh....say he's NOT a masochist In this video I'd say he ain't one ^^

@sams2797

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chaotic_Man_Named_Oliver still, the fact that hes doing this challenge in particular thats really hard on the body, with the chance of him hurting himself lol

@zynosgd9982

2 жыл бұрын

Taking his body a step further.

@sams2797

2 жыл бұрын

@@zynosgd9982 yep defiently just pushing the limits

Legend says that rug at 7:35 started off pure white but Mark's black socks wore a path from the sheer amount of power and friction created by so many steps...

@alquinn8576

2 ай бұрын

that rug is as ugly as a war crime

Mark’s Legs: *literally paralyzed* Mark: The lesson here is don’t be afraid to try.

@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924

3 жыл бұрын

mhm sounds about right

@Plasma476

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry he’s not a masochist

@goomy1

3 жыл бұрын

@@Plasma476 he just wants to see if his body can take it

@besarionrompuy8180

3 жыл бұрын

“i didn’t want to hurt myself i’m not that much of a dumdum”

@Foxygamer360

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh this video actually inspired me to do it once it came out and man oh man did it hurt, I did only around 53,000 steps which is literally 50 miles Lol, I literally was like a grandma at that point, it hurt every time I get up and walk and so it took a couple of days to recover but it was a interesting challenge I will tell that, especially doing school while walking Lol

Mark: “I’m gonna take a break” Brain: *RESTRAINING ORDER TIME*

@Trigger__Happy

4 жыл бұрын

His legs divorced the rest of his body

@shiverphillips6721

4 жыл бұрын

Amber FireStone “i can’t do this anymore, I’m getting a divorce, you can keep the kids”

@australiangamer7956

4 жыл бұрын

Shiver Phillips are the kids his nuts?

@shiverphillips6721

4 жыл бұрын

Australian Gamer i-

@Ol33MO

4 жыл бұрын

TriggerHappy hey look it’s you. The one from rust I think

Imagine being a 911 operator and a person calls you saying that they tried to walk 100 000 steps and now they can't feel their legs.

@jadewest7051

21 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

“what I quickly realized was that 100,000 steps… is a lot of steps” - Markiplier (definitely not a masochist)

Mark: *Trying to run 100,000 steps* Amy: “I found a fossil!”

@luizero99

4 жыл бұрын

Mark: *_G R E A T_*

@edogg2414

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@arthas8569

4 жыл бұрын

It was probably Mark's lower half after this challenge.

@aidanbubs1184

4 жыл бұрын

Time stamp pls

@SuspectSh0t

4 жыл бұрын

Wow! You watched the video too! Congrats

“When you do something stupid your body decides it’s time for the stupid to go away, and shuts down whatever is causing the stupid” -Markiplier-2020

@Alternateuniverse7157

3 жыл бұрын

Actually it’s “it shuts ya down mid-stupid”

@alamo0243

3 жыл бұрын

So if my liver shuts down I’m doing something stupid? Noted

@edwardrichtofen1252

3 жыл бұрын

@@alamo0243 Yes, if it shuts down, then that means you let it shut down... you're stupid if you let your own body get the advantage of you.

@FloorJuice

3 жыл бұрын

@Kadin Cooper that's my ailment as well.

@jeffthemercenary

3 жыл бұрын

@Kadin Cooper technically if think something stupid it can happend

The shots of him walking back and forth reminded me of the sims when you try and teach a toddler to walk by making them walk back and forth

mark: my heartrate was 100-110 THE WHOLE DAY ppl with anxiety: 👁👄👁

@darylshriver8486

Жыл бұрын

I did a 30 minute run and my heart rate was 170+ the whole time

@Tetrasaurus_

Жыл бұрын

@@darylshriver8486 i think you should go to the hospital

@ashtar3876

Жыл бұрын

No thanks @mayaegga

@tangytim6699

Жыл бұрын

Why don't they just fucking chill I don't get it

@CyAA-ri2us

Жыл бұрын

i remember when i first went to a general clinic before he referred me to a psychologist. my heart rate was 160 just sitting there. lmao. ahh good times when you don't know you we're mentally in distress..

"I didn't wanna hurt myself doing this" *Literally temporarily paralyzes himself*

@CaLypSO4456

2 жыл бұрын

Mark logic.

@nuggetmilk87

2 жыл бұрын

“Not a masochist”

@Nikku_Enjoyer

2 жыл бұрын

@@nuggetmilk87 literally the epitome of "I'm not a masochist... but"

@matthewjamesguillen7163

2 жыл бұрын

"didn't"

PewDiePie: I broke my ass Jacksepticeye: I broke my crush's ankles Markiplier: I broke m y s e l f

@goji4468

4 жыл бұрын

Davie504: I broke my bass

@Ferroes

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry; JackSepticeye did what now?

@babis-48oo20

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@myrin265

4 жыл бұрын

iron saad he had a crush on a girl in school and he broke her ankle lmao; he made a video on it

@steel_1013

4 жыл бұрын

Markiplier: Oh, I also broke my watch.

Mark came so close to being a Chubbyemu title. “Man walks 100,000 steps in a day. Here’s what happened to his muscles.”

@sabonuniverse6730

Жыл бұрын

☝️

@kaffenico

Жыл бұрын

EMIA meaning PRESENCE IN BLOOD

@llukandane3337

Жыл бұрын

@@kaffenico true dat

I can't believe I found this video just now. Also it's always interesting how Mark talks because in some sentence it feels like a dumb thing, but the commitment this guy have..you can't ignore that, and that's where it makes me think, "So...is this guy smart?..or just stupid?...or both?" This guy made video about walking steps very interesting

@isabellarussell4407

2 жыл бұрын

Wild that I found this vid now too

@TheSpaceCowVA

2 жыл бұрын

In the immortal words of sean":I cant tell if hes a genious or a moron."

@monroerobbins7551

2 жыл бұрын

This is the fine line. He was smart enough to know that this was a fool’s errand, he was smart enough to have stuff prepared, and smart enough to estimate what amount of steps he’d need to take in order to get that goal. But he was dumb enough to go through with it, despite all the obstacles he KNEW would be there, and how difficult it would be. That could be perceived as stupid, I suppose, but I’d argue it’s being committed to the bit. While objectively, it is stupid, subjectively? That’s stupid in his eyes. Just don’t be stupid yourself, and try to attempt this. Not without a couple months, maybe even a year of training, the proper equipment, and medical supplies, and know when you need to tap out.

@tenacityxl

2 жыл бұрын

The thing about smart people is that smart people can do stupid things in the most intelligent of ways.

@TitoVladez115

2 жыл бұрын

A quote from Ethan and Wade : “You’re the smartest dumb person I’ve known “ Something like that ^ and it fits Mark perfectly

Imagine Mark's neighbors glancing outside, seeing Mark pace frantically in his yard for hours.

@GoalieJocke

4 жыл бұрын

They've probably seen way worse from peeking in the yard while he's there...

@trentcard

4 жыл бұрын

*d a y s*

@yeaveragegamer.2872

4 жыл бұрын

Joakim true

@gabrielcaron2353

4 жыл бұрын

He looked like a sims

@anattempttomakecontent776

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he lives in LA already tho

To quote Jacksepticeye: "I don’t know if he’s a genius or a moron!"

@thorcloninger2624

3 жыл бұрын

Or both

@BarelyBarry

3 жыл бұрын

Genron.

@thekosgator7502

3 жыл бұрын

Your a genius you moron!! -Trevor Phillips

@VSEJakWojcik

3 жыл бұрын

To quote Abion 7 is the same as purple

@maxkennedy2818

3 жыл бұрын

As trevor put it, ‘you moron, you’re a genius!’

Totally offpoint but just wondering - imagine how many steps soldiers in certain armies got in whilst they were marching into countries. for example the German army would march 40+km EVERY DAY whilst marching into the Soviet Union in the early stages of the war. Thats absolutely mind boggling.

@FredrickTesla

2 жыл бұрын

Not off point really, pre-industrial military marches are really the only well recorded measuring stick for these amounts of steps.

@DembaiVT

2 жыл бұрын

They had meth laced cigarettes.

@FredrickTesla

2 жыл бұрын

@@DembaiVT Some rations and emergency packs used to come with prepackaged amphetamine tablets as well.

@Ugh718

2 жыл бұрын

@@FredrickTesla No wonder considering who was leading them XD(Aka Xitler lol)

@ok0_0

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ugh718 every army at the time did that

Bro I walked nearly 20k steps in a day by accident (long story short: the walking trail didn't loop how I thought it did) and Mark tripled that, and then some. My feet and legs were absolutely murdered after my walk, I can't even fathom how 70k would hurt.

@nicholaspeters9919

Жыл бұрын

I used to walk 30k and up per day on the regular. As long as you do it gradually and eat right, it’s not too bad. What Mark did on the other hand…

@Inquisetor90

Жыл бұрын

30k was mild arch pain for me which could be mildly mitigated by ice packs or just using arch support slippers/shoes. 60k well....my quads were burning from endless marching. My fitbit tells me I burnt 4,749 calories at 10:41 p.m.- I could be giving myself reasons to eat more than 3 full meals a day.

@RealRaynedance

11 ай бұрын

20K is child's play for the photo walks I do. I feel _nothing_ after that except occasional stiffness the next day since I don't stretch. You really do get used to it if you do it enough. Jumping straight into it like this though. Well. That's why this video exists.

@christalcavanaugh

10 ай бұрын

I’ve done that at Disneyland. It’s brutal

@adrio_64

7 ай бұрын

just did 20k at EPCOT, my arches are dead, walking hurt now

Can we just appreciate Amy, who is so used to Mark's tomfoolery, that just says while he is walking infront of the TV "I got a fossil"

@nicholaspeters9919

Жыл бұрын

@NMRIH is a great Source mod - blessed by Cory's lip At this point I would have wondered why she doesn’t try to stop him, but then Unnus Annus happened.

@jenkaah

Жыл бұрын

How is this so old yet it has just one reply Edit: now its two

@irishjayme8165

11 ай бұрын

@@jenkaah Three

@lamianour3252

11 ай бұрын

​@@irishjayme8165 four my friend

@Pigster700

11 ай бұрын

npc comment

Mark: I’m at 70 000 steps, we’re in the home stretch so I think I’ll take a little break Lactic Acids: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career*

@18nmc

4 жыл бұрын

THE WHAT

@AGKaiju

4 жыл бұрын

@Mason Waddell Have you ever had tension in a limb after working it out? There you go. You need to breathe it out, or you will likely get a cramp.

@Ace-in4vi

4 жыл бұрын

Lactic acids release from your muscles everytime you move. Stretching releases more, and to flush it out, drink water

@madjaster9620

4 жыл бұрын

@Mason Waddell Just out of curiosity, how old are you?

@user-uu9ru3de1y

4 жыл бұрын

@@madjaster9620, age is irrelevant to knowledge and behavior. However, Considering mark's demographic audience, I'd take a guess and say they're probably 15. (average 15 year old's don't know what lactic acids are) (also this is a gaming youtube channel. why would anyone who watches someone play games know what that is? Are you saying because they don't know what lactic acids are, you're implying they're stupid?)

This man really walked over 35 miles in one day. I don't think I could ever do this, even in one week. Edit: this is my most liked post of all time, thanks youtube! Edit 2: holy shit 566 likes

@veythegay

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe even a year-

@themisfitowl2595

2 жыл бұрын

You'd be amazed how much stuff adds up. The average person walks 10,000 steps in a day. That's only 10 days to get to 100,000. Even if you cut that in half and only walked 5,000 in a day, that would still only take 20 days, say 3 weeks to do that. I remember walking from my college back home (whenever my bike had a flat tire) and that was 8 miles, took about 3 hours and we'd usually grab lunch midway. It's totally possible to do, just not in one day.

@Ugh718

2 жыл бұрын

@@themisfitowl2595 "The average person walks 10,000 steps in a day.Even if you cut that in half and only walked 5,000 in a day"Bruh I walk maybe like 2000 steps every day XD.I'm WAAY too lazy to even do 5000 XD.The average is 10000 just because marathoners and sports people make the number go up,but on average the average person is extremely lazy when it comes to step numbers per day lol

@ok0_0

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ugh718 no, anybody that works easily gets 10,000+

@Ugh718

2 жыл бұрын

@@ok0_0 "No,anybody that works easily gets 10000+"Yeah,anybody that does a non-sedentary lifestyle job gets 10000+,but those that work with computers definitely don't tho lol

"my heart was beating at 100-110 all day. ALL DAY" Just wait until Mark finds out what your heart rate is like when you have severe anxiety

@hyenagore2982

2 жыл бұрын

My resting heart rate is like 120 bpm even without being anxious 😭

@Ugh718

2 жыл бұрын

@@hyenagore2982 How tho?Like that's literally impossible unless u have like clogged arteries or are under stress or overthinking sthg or some shit XD

@hyenagore2982

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ugh718 its not impossible, some people have high heart rates. I don't have clogged arteries either. Most of the time by heart rate is like 90-110 but every now and then for no reason it spikes up to 120. Also I don't have it but plenty of people with POTS (tachycardia syndrome) get heart rates of up to 150bpm.

@andeeliz14

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly! I have it chronically and my heart rate is regularly 90-110 just leisurely walking around.

@Ugh718

2 жыл бұрын

@@andeeliz14 How tho?Like u're resting for f's sake lol

mark: lays down. mark´s body: Congratulations, you are being rescued!.........................Do Not Resist.

@nexorz952

4 жыл бұрын

elmatamarikas imagine being the first reply

@brandonlopez2974

4 жыл бұрын

S1NIST3R yeah wouldn’t be me

@evasmojang

4 жыл бұрын

Typo on congratulations lol

@seemslegit614

4 жыл бұрын

Mark: lays down Jawa: restraining bolt time

@mohamadredzwan6628

4 жыл бұрын

Edit: shhhhhhhhhhhh no body see this same goes for you Bob bob

Markimoo: *takes a short break* Markimoo's brain: *unplugs legs*

@trimine2393

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@spoopyscaryskelebones3846

3 жыл бұрын

I imagined the windows usb unplugging sound when I read that hahaa

@LilyRose-cs1bi

3 жыл бұрын

Markimoos Brain has had enough of your shit. Mark: I can't feel my legs.

@eggiene

3 жыл бұрын

idk why but i love the nickname markimoo, its adorable

@growthlover8267

2 жыл бұрын

lol

"people might mistake me for some kind of a masochist, which is NOT true." - mark man

An animation about this came up in my feed yesterday...and now look at you, you've completed two major choose your own adventure stories, you've got podcasts all over the place and there's not a single person who doesn't know your work. Absolutely incredible

@sovietmarshmallow1283

2 жыл бұрын

“and there’s not a single person who knows your work” Absolutely incredible

@CameronHero32581

2 жыл бұрын

@@sovietmarshmallow1283 wow this has been up for a month and nobody noticed the absolute fail I landed, not even me.

"When you do something stupid enough, your body decides it's time for the stupid to go away"

@sgt.ramirez5542

3 жыл бұрын

-Markiplier

@lunareclipse165

3 жыл бұрын

@@sgt.ramirez5542 2020

@landolakes8001

3 жыл бұрын

Was just about to type that 😜

@raycecawley9933

3 жыл бұрын

And it shuts ya down mid STupid😂😂😂😂😂

@belaizy4225

3 жыл бұрын

This is going to be my senior quote

Mark: I am not a masochist Also Mark: *walks so much that h i s l e g s l i t e r a l l y s t o p w o r k i n g*

@nickthunder1760

4 жыл бұрын

I've done enough sumo squats till my legs wer jiggly,yet i don't feel like a masochist so..

@glueonroachbro

4 жыл бұрын

masochists do things for sexual pleasure

@lunarluxuries

4 жыл бұрын

@@glueonroachbro There is more than one meaning to masochist. It could be a person who enjoys things that involve pain or them being humiliated or it could be what you said, doing things for sexual pleasure

@keaganwheeler-mccann8565

4 жыл бұрын

I walked 300 miles on a sprained ankle in a little over a week.

I did this last Friday and it took me nearly 17 hours of constant walking to reach 100,000. It was my second attempt, the first time I tapped out at 80,000

@jessieiscool0218

9 күн бұрын

Wow

Mark "I am not a masochist" Fischbach: I didn't want to hurt myself. Also Mark: My foot started hurting, but I kept going!

Mark: So i decided to sit down. Me, a runner knowing exactly what is about to happen: NO MARK DON'T

@emublumu

4 жыл бұрын

What are you supposed to so then? Just stand there? (I'm genuinely curious sorry if this sounds sarcastic)

@NahuFranCook

4 жыл бұрын

@@emublumu just finish, that's what you have to do, if you stop, it happens what happened to Mark, your legs stop working, for real bro.

@emublumu

4 жыл бұрын

@@NahuFranCook oooh, thx

@LmfaorozMinecraft

4 жыл бұрын

@@NahuFranCook oh cool but like how? Like why does the muscles completely give out?

@shatteredreality_513

4 жыл бұрын

it's the lactic acid that makes your muscles achey and stiff. If you don't cool down after a long run, the muscles will feel super sore due to lactic acid - you're flat on the floor within seconds.

Amy: “I got a fossil.” Markiplier walking in pain: “...gReAt!”

@aslee9202

2 жыл бұрын

6:45

@largeboy5577

2 жыл бұрын

That is his full name

@WyattTheExistor

2 жыл бұрын

@@largeboy5577 what?

@largeboy5577

2 жыл бұрын

@@WyattTheExistor Markiplier. It's his full name

@Vic-mz6ho

2 жыл бұрын

@@largeboy5577 huh

This reminds me of the second time I went kayaking ever with my folks. We decided to head down the sound to the bridge at the end of the island. Which didn’t seem to be too far away… we thought it would take maybe 2 hours to and back. The bridge was 12 miles away. We were on the water for 9 hours. It was almost dark by the time we fought the current all the way back up to the trailer. By gods, just about sobbed when we got back on land, my arms were shot, bloodied, bruised, and blistered- I could not hold onto anything and kept dropping things. 24 miles in 9 hours. But hey, we made it to the bridge haha XD

4:08 oh yeah, walking takes energy. I play golf, which is a LOT of walking, and during the golf season I have to eat so much more and work out my legs a lot more just to keep up with how much I’m having to walk like literally every single day.

I REALLY want to see Mark try this again with everything he's learned. Pre-cooked food, dedicated pedometer, waking up early, training...he could definitely do it.

@shanecuag

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah 100%

@samuelbealer608

2 жыл бұрын

For sure! Maybe make a (several?) month long challenge of it by trying to take 5-10 thousand more steps everyday/every other day until he works up to the 100,000

@MCsquare28

2 жыл бұрын

I thought i was the only one who wanted to see him do it again

@jaimeelizabeth3322

2 жыл бұрын

My Fitbit Alta had a battery life on it that lasted about a week, it would definitely have the battery capacity to be able to do something like this. If he got one of those and did the training he could probably do it

@delofon

2 жыл бұрын

Pedometer lol Why did this crack me lmao

The best diet: *_*Just Step*_* _Tested by Markiplier_

@skipit1388

4 жыл бұрын

Stupid but clever

@kikfasla1680

4 жыл бұрын

Will try xd

@ahuga8393

4 жыл бұрын

Y dislikes no show up?

@denkikaminari5165

4 жыл бұрын

@@ahuga8393 because KZread doesn't want to hurt people's feelings when they have 1000 dislikes and they only have 100 likes

@ahuga8393

4 жыл бұрын

NightStar Gacha that wasn’t meant to be literal stupid

How did this video only get 5.7 million views?? This continues to be one of my go-to videos to laugh at on a bad day! Simply the story telling manner is so funny, and underrated!

I work in Healthcare and work 12hrs. 1. Youre gonna be HUNGRY. You're burning a lot of calories so you will need a lot of food. 2. Get some good shoes. Even with good shoes your feet will hurt. 3. COMEPRESION SOCKS. Your feet will swell, and make it hurt more! Elevate your feet when youre done! 4. Water! You'll need it!

I feel like owning a treadmill could've solved some of his problems

@unus-annus

4 жыл бұрын

He has a treadmill--

@hive5412

4 жыл бұрын

but the bOrEdOm

@Mizu-AM

4 жыл бұрын

if you think about it, he'd have to be on it almost all day

@HottieTobby

4 жыл бұрын

that many hours walking in the same place sounds so much more boring

@Mizu-AM

4 жыл бұрын

^ yeah i agree, many boring mark was productive during it at least

Moral of the story: never take breaks while doing stupid things

@needs_more_dakka5774

3 жыл бұрын

Reject brain. Commit to stupid. You body isn't your dad. It can't tell you what to do.

@RDSArcade

3 жыл бұрын

@@needs_more_dakka5774 But body will punish the hell out of you later.

@katherinebroadway

3 жыл бұрын

I learned that Y E A R S ago

@tacticallemon7518

3 жыл бұрын

As mark said, try to outstupid the body, the body will just throw a fit and stop you

@AloneTraveler444

3 жыл бұрын

I guess _seriously_ would be " *_Don't lay down if you have done a lot of exercise, otherwhise your body will shut down_* " Perhaps it could have been different if he sat down..

Fun fact, the world record for most steps in a single day is held by Balaji Surywanshi. He walked 100128 steps over a period of 19 hours and 55 minutes.

@joshuasiebenhofer2452

4 ай бұрын

Mark tried to Beat a world record without knowing

@Bezu87

24 күн бұрын

No it's not

I've gone skating for 3 hours straight with no breaks before, and my legs were fucking destroyed. When mark was talking about how he couldn't get up two steps, I felt that so hard.

@loosesloos8759

2 жыл бұрын

Hits wayyyyy too close to home.

How to describe Mark’s level of IQ: He’s smart enough to figure out that it is theoretically possible to walk 100000 steps in a day He’s dumb enough to try

@growthlover8267

2 жыл бұрын

True tho

@panicwolf8586

2 жыл бұрын

@Dmon ! Mark, that's who. Mark will do ANYTHING, no matter how stupid it is or it makes him look.

@slightcoyote537

2 жыл бұрын

@Dmon ! In this specific instance its less about time and more about fitness. Not to say Mark isn’t fit, but walking very long distances, especially when we are getting into marathon lengths, requires specific training and preparation, that most people start months in advance. Mark didn’t prepare, he went from spending most of his time sitting at a desk, walking more than a marathon, which his body just want ready for. But I agree that it isn’t dumb to try it, just dumb to try it without training for it.

@helmetmcbarin

2 жыл бұрын

Many many people have walked more than 100,000 steps in a day I've done 54,000 before

@itspersonal7469

2 жыл бұрын

Intelligence vs wisdom in a nutshell

Markiplier: 100,000 steps in one day People who have been to Disney world: Oh, you're approaching me?

@gabbyfishel1537

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh when I went to Disney and Universal a couple months ago for a school trip (before quarantine) I felt like my feet were gonna fall off cuz I was walking from when I got up in the morning to when I got back at like 11 pm at the hotel we stayed at.

@haydenbraziel8124

4 жыл бұрын

@@gabbyfishel1537 yeah we went to Disney and universal the day before corona shutdown Disney and universal.

@queenofthisship

4 жыл бұрын

The pain of being on your feet an entire day at Disney is real. I've been to Disney more than 6 times and my god, my feet.

@Dezzi

4 жыл бұрын

Went to disney and universal last july and legit... I got about 250,000 steps in Disneyland alone, I felt like I was Steven hawking when I sat down.

@xavierdiaz7564

4 жыл бұрын

I appreciate the JOJO reference

This feels like one of those videos that led to the creation of Unus Annus - the determination to try something wild just because he could and the desire to see what would happen

"I just dropped trash on Chica! Oh no!" Scott: *Takes Notes*

Mark: i didn’t want to hurt myself, i’m not that big of a dum-dum. *Ethan Disagrees*

@minimoonie6431

4 жыл бұрын

Mollie’s Shadow I’m ur 666 like >:) Ima *demon*

The pattern on his carpet actually wasn't there before he started this. Fibers of sock became permanently imbedded in there

@icedog3636

2 жыл бұрын

mark's a damn Sentinel of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier now ig lmao

@Mel0nMel

2 жыл бұрын

I legit had to double take at the carpet cuz I thought the same exact thing

@jessicamcglaughlin9152

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mel0nMel nice profile picture. Momento mori

@zoexxjane

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mel0nMel momento mori. Unus annus

@bigpapamagoo8696

2 жыл бұрын

I pace around a lot and my carpet literally has a circle tread into it.

I can't explain why, but this video has become my comfort video, especially when I can't sleep. Maybe it's the calm tone Mark uses the entire time, maybe it's just something I've watched enough times. But it's very soothing.

This absolutely needs a part 2.

"try adding 1000 steps to your daily count every 2 weeks" mark: tsh, what about 90000 immediately

@petepeterson5917

2 жыл бұрын

No please, don't give him ideas...

@trickytreyperfected1482

2 жыл бұрын

I do just want to point out that it said people walk 3k to 4k steps on average. So him even starting out at 10k is pretty high.

@honeysickle

2 жыл бұрын

this is saitama

@nyx8135

Жыл бұрын

@@trickytreyperfected1482 well thats the doctor recommended amount

@candyman5696

11 ай бұрын

Well I kinda jumped to 20 thousand today and I'm jumping to 30 thousand tomorrow so I guess I'm doing something wrong

Everyone: *Quarantine* Markiplier: "I think I should walk 10 times the amount a normal person usually walks."

@jammsterhamster2173

4 жыл бұрын

huh. where did ya get your profile picture bud, looks familiar.

@Vie_vei

4 жыл бұрын

Andrei Pangilinan I’m not in Quarantine yet so LIESS

@pretzel8369

4 жыл бұрын

10 times 0 is still 0.

@ZickZenniYT

4 жыл бұрын

@@pretzel8369 mafs

@ohnoimatrap856

4 жыл бұрын

Sweden and Australia: *"Quaren-what?"*

I'm the kind of person that paces constantly. Like, I read, listen to videos (like this one), think about stuff, and whatever else, all while walking for hours. Can tell you, this man is insane

Markiplier is the only person who can making normal videos sound extremely existential

Mark's legs: *ITS TIME FOR THE STUPID TO* *S* *T* *O* *P*

@elijahnelson9069

4 жыл бұрын

I... *_i cannot like this comment...._*

@elijahnelson9069

4 жыл бұрын

I.... *_i cannot like this comment_*

@elijahnelson9069

4 жыл бұрын

I...... *_i can like this comment_*

@FrenchieHoboGuy

4 жыл бұрын

God I forgive what I am about to do

@sirbluepandarushi7067

4 жыл бұрын

Fans & Marks Brain: NEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!

Mark: *lays down* Marks legs: under repairs, come back in 13 years

@NhiroDarko

3 жыл бұрын

I laugted with the "13 years" detail Lmao

@bikegang7881

3 жыл бұрын

Lego city bridge in Lego city undercover

I really hope u can do more vlog videos like this 😭. Ik some people say they're boring but I like seeing mark all layed back and just doing his normal stuff(even though this video is a challenge video). It's really chill and almost therapeutic watching his day in a life video tbh

I come back to this video often, haha. I like long distance running and want to do ultras one day, and Markiplier's ultra walk is incredibly funny to watch... and also motivating, lol

Markiplier: "i'm not a Masochist" Also Markiplier:

@elikast8284

2 жыл бұрын

TRUE

@Halfendymion

2 жыл бұрын

Masoplier

@thanatosdeinos9639

2 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY

@adammarch9604

2 жыл бұрын

He's just testing his limits!

@masterprediction7353

2 жыл бұрын

Working out doesn’t make you a masochist 😂

Mark: Its not fair, dogs have twice as many legs *Laughs in centipide*

@SuperHuscarl

4 жыл бұрын

Me, laughing in millipede

@thatvolvoguy6565

4 жыл бұрын

*Laughs in flash*

@Divine-General-Mahoraga

4 жыл бұрын

@ᛉ Silence Is Vitality ᛉ no

@tranngockien5056

4 жыл бұрын

Sad snake sounds

@mipa2_abilafauziyahagussal699

4 жыл бұрын

Sad worm sound

Marks the type of guy who will cut his arm off to see if it’ll grow back

This makes me wanna try similar. Not just for the personal challenge. But I actually really enjoy the relief of stopping after working hard at something. It feels like the true way for me to relax. And Mark made me realize that about myself

When Mark laid down, the lactic acid RUSHED into his legs and the soreness was so overwhelming to the brain that he went numb. This is why runners (distance and sprints) have active rest because if you have a still rest lactic acid will build up.

@mossystag

4 жыл бұрын

wow that's really interesting!!

@theninja2k14

4 жыл бұрын

Is active rest like swimming and biking?

@javiervendetti2888

4 жыл бұрын

@@theninja2k14 Walking I think

@reagandoody1671

4 жыл бұрын

DevilGamingPanda it’s more just like when you see them sprint a tonne and do like the extra jog to a walk at the end

@jordynfs2000

4 жыл бұрын

Very neat :)

Mark's grandchildren: grandpa let's walk outside Mark: gets an intense flashback

Mark is such a good story teller. I could listen to him all day

This has to be my favorite video by Mark. Good job on it

*"100,000 Steps in a Single Day"* *Saitama:* This madman is too powerful to be left alive, but also too powerful to be killed

@nikolyolova4379

4 жыл бұрын

Too dangerous to live, too valuable to kill. 😄

@allmightmorelikedadmight5786

4 жыл бұрын

F

@SkintelNKeychain

4 жыл бұрын

Can one punch man beat the one STEP MAN???? probably

@eddiemarohl5789

4 жыл бұрын

his leg fatigue reminds me of after I did the pacer and standing long jump in the same day

@curlypillow471

4 жыл бұрын

Anime power

I love how Amy just goes with all these ideas Mark commits to. Lmao.

@GrimTheDestroyer

3 жыл бұрын

I think she knows she can't convince him otherwise!

@katherinebroadway

3 жыл бұрын

Best girlfriend ever

@kittylitty01

3 жыл бұрын

@@katherinebroadway indeed

@jennyd5770

3 жыл бұрын

He makes millions of dollars why wouldn't she.

@heyimerindavis8038

3 жыл бұрын

He’s said before she comes up with a lot of ideas!!! Lol

I like how Chica is just watching as Mark speedwalks along his pool... 5:03

This might be my favorite Markiplier video.

Mark: “I’m not a masochist.” Everyone: **press X to doubt**

@kyrik5570

4 жыл бұрын

One "giant "X.

@octavianjoseph8633

4 жыл бұрын

X Opon X!

@Jay-ev5so

4 жыл бұрын

x

@malenosullivan

4 жыл бұрын

X

@avarnyx8483

4 жыл бұрын

E

*KZreadr intros* Jack: TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES Davie: WHAT'S UP **slaps camera** SLAPPERS Mark: *i...am a broken man.*

@user-yd1re9qb1n

3 жыл бұрын

Bass

@lostsouls1919

3 жыл бұрын

*B A S S*

@Wizardly27

3 жыл бұрын

@@lostsouls1919 *B A S S*

@deathbringer2000

3 жыл бұрын

ＢＡＳＳ．

@youraverageinternetuser1056

3 жыл бұрын

*B A S S*

2:55 I know he's talking about his dog buts lets say he was talking about glamrock chica, she would LOVE That

@samwilde8311

10 ай бұрын

I love how this comment has aged considering FNAF: Security Breach Ruin just released and Chica is a trash monster

@MonkomediaYT

10 ай бұрын

@@samwilde8311 Ye lol

I casually return to this video every once in a while. Very entertaining

“130 steps per second” *When I’m late for school and I have 5 minutes*

@justflavio3260

4 жыл бұрын

Lol that's sonic step per second

@songbonnie1953

4 жыл бұрын

I'm speed

@emxmario

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh littery none me 400 steps per minute when I'm late for school

@AutisticGameGuy

4 жыл бұрын

LET'S BLAST THROUGH WITH SONIC SPEED

"I didn't wanna hurt myself trying to do this, I'm not that big of a dumdum" *Flashbacks to that Unus Annus episode where he broke his finger*

@krystalwilliams5076

4 жыл бұрын

Tekilah which episode was this?

@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327

4 жыл бұрын

@@krystalwilliams5076 The Fitness Test. Not the Marine one, but the Queen one. Near the end, after the cycling part. You welcome.

@krystalwilliams5076

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Carpenter ah ok thanks!!!

@Rami-bi9xj

4 жыл бұрын

I just saw ur comment and he said that! Wtf timing soo perfect

@Ducky2223

4 жыл бұрын

Flashback to all his challenge videos back in the day lol

This video is always so fun to come back to so I can laugh at Mark doing a dumb

These fuck around and find out videos mark does are my favorite

Mark “I’m not a masochist” Fishbach does 10x the amount of steps the average person walks in a day.

@adenromero3535

3 жыл бұрын

@@jenniesis a worthy challenge

@kingrichardiii6280

3 жыл бұрын

if you look at the caption at 0:38 it says the average american walks 3,000 steps a day. mard tried to do 33 time the average step count.

@dannysangree6304

3 жыл бұрын

That is not masochism

@drained1177

3 жыл бұрын

The average american walks less than half of those steps

@joevers8496

3 жыл бұрын

Jo “I’m not a masochist” Evers clears Breath of the Wild without any divine beasts or health

Mark: is getting a break* Mark's body: shutting down legs.exe

@alexanderelderhorst2107

4 жыл бұрын

legs.exe is not responding

@nickthunder1760

4 жыл бұрын

F

@blazeflamestrike

4 жыл бұрын

The crazy Alexander Elderhorst 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve rewatched this video so many times and it always brings a smile to my face. Even though this was a funny and entertaining video, Mark gave us some really wise words at the end. Potential quotes too. I love mark for so many different reasons. Mark if you ever read this, I love ya man and thanks for inspiring me and helping me in my best and darkest days. You are like family even though I’ve never met you. And please, I love how you do so much for us, but please, never go overboard and hurt yourself however it may come. Stay safe, have an awesome day. Love you mark and community.

Before I even started watching my brain was trying to understand the scope of 100,000... Mark, you're a madman

I watched your video with my son two days ago. Unprompted, my 11 year old son decided he wanted to take 50k steps in a day. Yesterday he set his alarm for 6:45a and started walking by 7:00a. He walked the dog, he walked around the yard, he took the dog on several long walks, he walked on the treadmill. After 13 hours he broke 50k. He ate half a burrito, took a bath and has been sleeping ever since. He’s an amazing kid. Thanks for the inspirational video.

@megarayquaza9054

3 жыл бұрын

Dude that kid's got a good motivation, Raise him well mate

@theepicbruhman2254

3 жыл бұрын

the sheer power mark has jesus

@mattygee6852

3 жыл бұрын

O.O

@shortstackanimations

3 жыл бұрын

Strong kid, salute.

@spoopyscaryskelebones3846

3 жыл бұрын

Pog pog pogu

The greatest tragedy of this video is when poor chica got trash thrown on her when she was just trying to help daddy in the kitchen.

@emol8457

4 жыл бұрын

"daddy" makes me uncomfortable

@JihadiJesus

3 жыл бұрын

@@emol8457 the internet ruined the word "daddy" for everyone

@concept5631

3 жыл бұрын

@@JihadiJesus And "Mommy".

This video actually inspired me to start walking more every day and 3 years later I still haven’t stopped walking consistently every day. Thanks for being an inspiration Mark!

100,000 steps is like, 47 miles. That's almost two marathons, in a day!

mark: *does 70k steps mark: lays down* athletes: You're screwed. ya done.

@jovanj2717

4 жыл бұрын

Dominique Pioquinto I let out an audible “oh no” when Mark said he laid down. Lactic acid will do that to you lol

@voidgaming4042

4 жыл бұрын

When he said he laid down, I though he just konked out xD

@shatteredreality_513

4 жыл бұрын

reminds me of the first time I ran a 5k competitively. like 5 seconds after finishing the race, my legs just said "nope" and gave out :/

Hey mark, the average person walks 3,000 to 4,000 a day. That reference picture was saying 10,000 steps was a healthy *goal* for a person. *you walked over 25x the average amount mark.*

@thecolorpurple6401

4 жыл бұрын

*Jesus Christ-*

@MsBabydoll6

4 жыл бұрын

I walk 9000 and I'm 10

@yesno8840

4 жыл бұрын

@@KNullHypothesis i dont think its that far, 9000, its like 11-12 times less than mark, while possible, its doubtable

@nicholasbryant6122

4 жыл бұрын

Actually it’s quite believable, back in highschool I would regularly walk around 10k everyday just by going to classes, and my school wasn’t even that large.

@jordanotterson2468

4 жыл бұрын

Hypothesis don’t doubt him quite yet he’s 10 meaning he’s smaller than the average person meaning he has to take more steps than the average person seeing as it takes more steps to go the same distance as an adult not to mention he may do a sport? Who knows man 9000 not that insane for a 10 year old they got lots of energy too

the fact this turned out to be oddly inspirational than anything else

Normal gaming youtubers have gaming videos and every once in a while a life update Mark does things like this

Mark's legs: "We're *BUILT* to run!" *Mark, wants to walk 100,000 steps* Legs: Wait no

@hildcit

4 жыл бұрын

The Delusive Dev really though, we’re built to walk, not run

@antiseptic6116

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@zalifor

4 жыл бұрын

@@hildcit Back when humans were merely hunters and gatherers, did we walk, or run away from predators?

@zalifor

4 жыл бұрын

its called the fight or "flight" response for a reason

@hildcit

4 жыл бұрын

Blizzard Maelstrom true. But that’s not what I was referring to. When humans hunted, we didn’t outrun the prey. Not with speed that is. We kept going after it, followed it, exhausted it until it couldn’t keep going, because we were made for going large distances. Not speed. So walking>running. That’s not to say humans don’t run XD just that running is not necessary a human’s strong suit. Or rather, running quickly is not.

“This week on: Mark is a Masochist”

@needs_more_dakka5774

3 жыл бұрын

I think you forgot a "not" in your comment.

@Lilith_Reaver

3 жыл бұрын

This week on mark is an absolute idiot

@bipolarbear1249

3 жыл бұрын

You spelt “testing his limits” wrong

@SJ-ht9mf

3 жыл бұрын

Masochist Mark would be a good TV show

@bipolarbear1249

3 жыл бұрын

@Raymond Kuma when tf did this become religion

Now that it's allowed again. You should try the 'Vierdaagse' in Nijmegen, Netherlands 😄. It's 4 days of walking and you can choose to do either the 30, 40 or 50km a day. (Respectively around 18.6, 24.9 and 31 miles a day) it's a big festival over here with lots of music stages and food stalls all over the city centrum (the festivity around the walking is 7 days long)

I know exactly how he feels. I’m a bartender and the only time we’ll sit in an 8 hour shift, generally more if you close which I do often, is for a 25 minute break. Every time I go to stand up at the end of the week it’s 50/50 wether I can walk or not

try blindfolding yourself for a whole day, see if your brain responds with a massive increase in hearing and spacial awareness

@shadow_song

4 жыл бұрын

that wouldn't happen in one day. you'd just deprive yourself of your sight for nothing

@Axodus

4 жыл бұрын

@Shadowsong yeah your brain would just be in "wtf" territory all day, it takes much longer for your brain to start consolidating your sight neurons for use in spatial awareness and hearing. If all it took was a day we'd lose our sight while we slept.

@F13Helm

4 жыл бұрын

@@Axodus "If all it took was a day we'd lose our sight while we slept. " That sounds hilarious and horrifying at the same time.

@xx_weebkiller_xx5076

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes,the Daredevil challenge

@krossi2214

4 жыл бұрын

chellvsGLaDOS I’m doing this

“Around 60,000 steps, my feet started hurting” Jesus, my feet hurt after 3 miles or so...

@CheshieD

4 жыл бұрын

My whole body hurts after half a mile.... 😰

@Seraphs_Finality

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@structurednonsense3532

4 жыл бұрын

My legs hurt walking up the stairs....

@yshbfs

4 жыл бұрын

well to be fair, mark was walking on the spot most of the time which is less pressure on the feet than walking the distance

@yk3617

4 жыл бұрын

U guys can walk

This man is the epitome of "It might be impossible, but I'll do it anyway." The sheer DETERMINATION of him! I'm in awe! Respect to Markiplier for being... so damn determined to break his legs for out entertainment.

The dynamic of the Girlfriend playing Animal Crossing while the Boyfriend plays Doom Eternal