SCPs like these are my favorites. The cosmic horror type ones are cool and all. but an object that just does stuff that breaks the natural order are just so much fun.

@OfficerHotpants

7 ай бұрын

Exactly! I was just saying the same thing. I _like_ those but they're really not what SCP is. They're stories _set in_ SCP.

@MrHeiska01

7 ай бұрын

Sack of infinite potatoes.

@hoppefrosk

7 ай бұрын

SCP-914

@Archris17

7 ай бұрын

Friend of mine came up with a proposal once that was basically that. A bronze cube with changing symbols on the sides corresponding to a count-down. Every time it reaches the end of the count-down, the numbers reset and all available space around the object is filled with fresh water. Easily contained by just putting it in a sealed tupperware container, as once it's filled said container, it won't generate any more water... But imagine what'd happen if it was placed outside when the count-down hit zero..? No-one knows, but it could have an upper limit, or it could flood the entire world.

@OfficerHotpants

7 ай бұрын

@@Archris17 Or universe.

15:08 I think she missed just how wild this was. SCP85 is a sentient 2d drawing of a woman called Cassandra, which personnel afectionately calls Cassie. The vending machine was able to produce a consumable meant for a 2D being that has no organic components, and that being not only interacted with it but could taste it.

@tonypeppermint5329

7 ай бұрын

Oh damn.

@candlestone5397

6 ай бұрын

To be fair, I am pretty sure that you can do the same thing by drawing a drink, so it isn't that impressive.

@ReaderViaNil

4 ай бұрын

@@candlestone5397 but can you draw taste?? huh smart man? CAN YOU DRAW FEELINGS?? XD XD lol, but yeah, in cassie's entries you can see that human intent while drawing affects the result but that goes to show how impressive it is

@pixelqube3274

2 ай бұрын

Cassie is in the 2d dimension on a 3d plane so the machine had access to her mind which it read and complied my printing an image that when applied to Cassies dimension became real to her point of view.

One reference you probably didn't get is Dr. King. He is one of the researchers in a lot of SCPs that allow for multiple experiments and interactions and suffers from a curious anomaly. Anytime he interacts with an SCP that may give an output or an item, he always gets apples or apple-related stuff. Coffee machine? Apple Juice. Camera SCP? Photos of apples. Dog killing scp? Apples.

@redgunnit

7 ай бұрын

The Other vending machine SCP, SCP 261, seems to hold a grudge and will only give him appleseeds.

@spongeintheshoe

7 ай бұрын

Apple seeds, specifically.

@tonypeppermint5329

7 ай бұрын

Nice.

@Shythalia

2 ай бұрын

Do you know why, by the way? Or was this just a random gag the authors did? I never really had any interactions with this fandom as a whole back when I was still new to SCP so, that may be why I can't be in on the joke.

@rhazortrhazort3003

2 ай бұрын

@@Shythalia I believe it was just a small gag for a Self-insert doctor back in the day. In lore, there is multiple explanations. I think one of them is that he got cursed by an incarnation of Johnny Appleseed.

ah yes, the perfect drink. It committed "Flowers for Algernon" on the poor man. Also, The Coffee Machine being used as a hard counter to Amnestics is legit brilliant. But... imagine a "cup of pain"

@blackheartthedarklord6428

7 ай бұрын

Me: *takes the cup of pain and drinks it* .....tastes like disappointment

@l0sts0ul89

7 ай бұрын

Cup of Cringe

@6Qubed

7 ай бұрын

requesting SCP 3092, it's a good'un

@johnj.spurgin7037

7 ай бұрын

@@l0sts0ul89 drinking it makes every muscle in your body cramp so you look like a vaguely human, moaning, raisin as you suffer through enough cringe to lose all motor function.

@wessltov

7 ай бұрын

Honestly that seems like it could be part of some SCP-story. I used to think of carbonated drinks as "liquid pain", which is a descriptor I later reused for coffee and alcohol as I learnt to drink them

This is why I generally like the older SCPs more than the newer ones. You can only do potentially world ending events so many times before they get boring, but have one wacky idea and roll with it, and it's the most intriguing thing.

Dr. King cannot escape the Apples, he has an anomalous property that makes apple seeds appear around him. When he asked for room temperature superconductor, he funnily enough gets apple juice with seeds in it. 🍎

What a pure mind Alicia has. My own initial thought was, "how long before somebody orders a cup of antimatter and blows up most of the continent?"

A similar story is SCP-261, a Japanese vending machine. It’ll dispense normal stuff when Japanese yen is inserted, but depending on the amount, how many uses, and even if it’s plugged in, it’ll give some weird, and even dangerous food stuffs.

@redgunnit

7 ай бұрын

It also has a bit of a personality, and even been shown to hold a grudge or two.

@sarafontanini7051

7 ай бұрын

never forget when it got pissed off and dispensed a back of arsenic flavoured gummies shaped like hands giving the middle finger

this is such a fun one. hope you check out SCP 1609- The remains of a chair. its a really good one that is underappreciated and doesn't get as much love as it should. it gives background on some other organization lore and has some good voice acting characters show up.

@johnj.spurgin7037

7 ай бұрын

I cry for best chair.

@JacobDarkk

7 ай бұрын

I second this, as well as nominate scp 085

@thesaltdragon

7 ай бұрын

Dude that entry nearly had me crying. FOR A CHAIR. And I don't regret it one bit, that poor chair just wanted to help man...

@MCcrepperify

7 ай бұрын

Seriously..like you feel bad about the chair but it does gets into the mindset of th rival organization or atlest one of them

@chunkysweirdtoaster3081

7 ай бұрын

​@@MCcrepperifyNot really, it gives us what the Foundation wants us to think about the GOC. There's a document at the end where a Doctor monologues about how Foundation doctrine is completely superior to GOC doctrine, actively ignoring the fact that the Foundation has some atrocities of their own, and could probably benefit from sometimes taking a page out of the GOC's playbook.

I think it's interesting how the patterns of interaction with this SCP highly resemble the way many people interact with generative AIs. Especially since some people seem to think AIs like chatgpt are literal oracles.

Considering that there are scps that can cause a Containment Breach just by other people's memories pretty much along with a host of other issues I would say a cup of my entire life story would cause several bad containment breaches and a lot of problems for the foundation if given to the wrong person

A classic scp right here. I do recommend checking out some more exploring series, especially his videos on the groups of interest like his Church of the Broken God, Daevite, Dr. Wondertainment, or Wilson's Wildlife Solution. I especially recommend the Wilson's Wildlife Solutions video because it covers a group you are unlikely to see much of in other scp content and has some wonderful animal anomolies involved

@Force2reckonVods

7 ай бұрын

Seconded, Exploring Series is where I've gotten a lot of my SCP stuff, between them and Volgun it's two high quality creators you can just binge and get tons of value out of

@user-ek3jz1io7e

7 ай бұрын

exploring series is probably the best for the group entries, but not really for the SCPs

@lenny_has_arived6679

7 ай бұрын

@@user-ek3jz1io7e for a reaction channel absolutely. For basically every SCP i would recommend Volgun first, but Volgun also hasn't done every scp nor much on groups of interest in particular. Exploring series can give a good path into learning more about the lore of that setting as a whole and all the players in it. Some great stuff there

@user-ek3jz1io7e

7 ай бұрын

@@lenny_has_arived6679 Honestly, i would LOVE for Alicia to manage to watch all the "prelude" scps to the "what happened at site-13" because that story is fucking juicy as fuck lol

@lenny_has_arived6679

7 ай бұрын

@@user-ek3jz1io7e we should probably see about getting a list of that going then for her. How many SCP would that be?

That narrator actually has a really thick accent. His ability to imitate mid-west american is uncanny

20:40 this is a reference to one of the researchers named Dr King. for some reason whenever he interacts with an SCP with some level of mystery or randomness to it, he receives apples. Nobody knows why other than life playing a joke on him. Theres an SCP that is a hole in the wall. Reach into that hole and you will receive something you lost but in return you lose something thats on your person. Dr King reached in and received an apple, and lost his rolex.

I really recommend the scp sedition series! It’s basically a series of scp interviews that include 682, 035, 079, etc, there is a specific order to watch them in but they are worth it!

@dexter3977

7 ай бұрын

I think she would love those interviews, though the question remains does she have the clearance? (Lol)

@AscendtionArc

7 ай бұрын

Oh yes, I suggested that a while a go, though maybe a primer on her 1st.

Once again I recommend SCP 5031. The heartwarming tale of the keter class Yet Another Murder Monster will definitely put a smile on your face.

You *ABSOLUTELY* need to watch a vid on Cassie, Alicia. Cassie's arguable one of the coolest SCP's, as she is in all actuality a *living illustration*.

20:38 Ah, the good ol' Doctor King and his apple seed curse, love that guy

Raise your glasses of coffee, because this scp is here

@ABlueOrb

7 ай бұрын

A glass of Joe.

SCP-085 is Hand-Drawn Cassie, a sentient drawing of a girl. She likes building cars

Hey Alicia - loved this one! Literally drinking a Christmas hot chocolate this morning from my coffee shop of choice here in the UK - so was thinking I'd order 'the best Christmas themed hot chocolate ever' just before it said someone tried ordering 'the best drink I've ever had' ..... but then changed my mind after the 'best drink ever' guy killed himself!! Phrasing is everything! 😯😯

So glad to see you've discovered TheVolgun, he's arguably the best SCP channel that exists alongside Mr Illustrated

@Altoryu

7 ай бұрын

Mr Illustrated's SCP 1762 story brought a little joy back into my life after reading the ending of that particular scp and I consider it the canon ending.

15:06 Fun Fact: SCP-085 a.k.a Cassy is a sentient drawing, hence why the drink was literally a drawing on a cup

I remember someone asking 294 for "a liquid that can kill 682". The liquid exploded after coming in contact with the air.

Break Room Smelting sounds like a dope album name.

What other scps you want aliciaxdeath react to next? list them in the comments when you all have time.

These are my favorite kind of SCPs. Not doomsday scenarios. Not stories. Just a weird object and a report on it.

Ah yes, the cofvefe machine. Its SCPs like this which are always interesting - have you done the Clockworks yet? that one is always good

@spongeintheshoe

7 ай бұрын

SCP-914?

@starsilverinfinity

7 ай бұрын

@@spongeintheshoe ye

The SCP foundation isn't just horror and monsters. Sometimes it's outright fun. For instance, ANYTHING by Dr. Wondertainment that isn't a Little Mister, the Pan-Dimensional Vending Machine, the Infinite Toilet Paper Roll (which is actually a potentially world-ending threat... no joke, read the article.), the Super Bouncy Ball, and Banana Pills by Dado. The Super Bouncy Ball, SCP-018, is one of my personal favorites. It is a simple rubber bouncy ball with two simple anomalous properties; it is indestructable, and it has 200% bounce efficiency. A regular superball only has 75% bounce efficiency, meaning with each bounce it bounces back 3/4 as hard and high. This one doubles height and force with each bounce. It was discovered wildly ricocheting around a small town, having injured 5 people and destroyed a LOT of property, and moving at near supersonic speeds. It was finally contained after several days when it happened to bounce into a lake which arrested its kinetic energy without giving it a surface to smash through... or bounce off of. Because it was moving so fast the whole time, nobody knew what had happened and no coverup was needed.

One of my favorite SCPs is 507 "The Reluctant Dimension Hopper". Highly recommend the Volgun video on that one.

I convinced myself a long time ago that some of these SCPs are just enchanted items left behind by witches and wizards, and some were having a little too much fun 😅

So at one point they asked for ‘cup of scp 682 killer’. Two things came about of it. 1. The stuff effectively kills any material of 682 it comes into contact with. 2. They can’t request it quickly enough to actually kill 682 with it.

Something to note is that when it dispensed apple seeds that wasn't because that was a room temperature superconductors that was because that researcher for some reason always receives something related to apple seeds in experiments

In theory, it's possible for entire galaxies in this universe to be made out of anti-mater, including anti-mater water, though I don't know nearly enough to tell if that would be similar to water (could be solid only for all I know).

You’re back! And I’m back with my usual suggestions. 093 Red Sea Object, 1762 Where the Dragons Went, 5999 This is Where I Died, and 6373 Stage Blight. All super interesting, all covered by TheVolgun. Love you, Alicia, and I can’t wait for more!

@patchworkgolem

7 ай бұрын

Trying to make her cry with 1762, I see 😂😂

@grandmasta0079

7 ай бұрын

and 2295, the bear with a heart of patchwork!

@patchworkgolem

7 ай бұрын

@@grandmasta0079 A good one to watch after 1048 😂

Look up SCP-420-J. It’s a goodie. Or SCP-1762 “Here Be Dragons.” 1:32 You joke, but that’s an option. 14:48 085/Cassy is my personal favorite underrated SCP. She’s a bean; look her up.

Only entry missing was "a cup of what can kill SCP-682" The entire site was destroyed in a what can barely be called an explosion, because we don't have the language to describe what happened. cctv footage that was transmitted between sites as a security measure in case of just such an event, showed a second or two of the machine pouring some kind of fluid, before everything went to hell. My personal thought is that it deposited the contents of the core of a STAR into the cup, which then promptly went nova and wiped everything off the map for miles in all directions. It's one of the other reasons they have guards at the machine: to make sure you're not gonna order something that's gonna blow up/implode/dissolve/warp the base into another universe.

20:40 The thing with Dr.King is that no matter what he does, apples WILL be the result

The component for the perfect drink is concentrated serotonin

“Dr. Bright is no longer able to ask for ‘a cup of explodium’ from SCP-294”

An SCP that I do recommend, I don’t know off the top of my head if Volgun has gone over this one or not is SCP-4999. It definitely has an interesting behavior.

There's an SCP that is a food menu you can order from that is legit edible. You call the number on the menu, make you order, and say your credit card info. The food will magically appear seemingly from thin air out of line of sight. Meat items turned out to be from zoo animals mixed together, and those same zoo animals got skinnier and skinnier. For example, if you ordered a burger the patty could contain meat from: tiger, koala, zebra, and a giraffe mushed together for the patty. The meat items were noted to taste gamey. Testing was halted for the sake of the zoo animals.

"The Flesh that Hates" is my all-time favorite SCP. The Volgun got me through my last year in the Army. That year, I think I watched that video in excess of 40 times. It was my favorite SCP and he uploaded that just a few days after I was injured so I was in the ICU at Eisenhower, high off my ass, binging SCP content while mybhip and pelvis stopped being a jumble of bone fragments. I was so happy to be alive, but I didn't want to think about it. The guy helped me a lot.

These kinds of list scps can be long, but there’s usually some fun ones in them. There’s a video with a lot of scp 914 experiments. Most of them are common items or just materials, but someone played chess with it. Someone used it to get better lunch and when they tried to see where something went with a gps tracker, it made the foundation logo.

I like how it can scan ur memories to get ur favorite drink but didnt understand that cup of joe was coffee...or the guy was imagining cup if joe being literally a cup if joes insides gg

Boss was more unhinged than normal today 😂

Scp-085, which was also mentioned here, is also a very interesting one, albeit somewhat sad as well.

Ironically the first scp I have ever heard before fell into the rabbit hole of scp foundation story years ago

18:25 I really like how Christian-accurate this bit is; machine really was like "I know what you're trying to do, and I know how Jesus would respond to your attempts to desecrate his bod." No fire and brimstone, just a cheeky "drink yo damn wine and stop playing"

There's so many catastrophically overpowered, world-ending SCPs out there, almost like it's a contest to see which author can write something that'll end all of reality in the quickest and meanest way possible... and yet the weird coffee machine that dispenses pertinent medical knowledge is still one of my absolute favorites. The amount of creativity that went into this one, alongside the humor, is worthy of applause. Top Tier stuff.

Someone in chat. " LIQUID MUSTARD GAS " - S... so bleach and ammonia..? Well, that and bromine if you're talking about the full on WW1 style nerve gas. That's not a joke. Don't mix bleach and ammonia. I have a little sister and she started cleaning the bathroom one day without asking. Trying to be nice. I had to barge in there and drag her out because she accidentally mixed up mustard gas while cleaning the toilet because she used an ammonia based detergent, then dumped in a bunch of bleach and turned our whole bathroom into spicy air.

Honestly, Euclid and safe class tend to be the most interesting and well written entries. Keter can end up being a **** measuring contest between authors about the SCARIEST things, not always but more often than I'd like.

Requesting the “perfect drink” essentially “Flowers for Algernon-ed” their taste buds…

Theoretically if you were a indecisive person asking the machine for "Exactly what I want" or something along those lines

they had an untraceable killing machine that could bring them the rarest rescources and used it to cut breakroom costs

@DissedRedEngie

5 ай бұрын

what else do you do in America.

@enchantedsteel1128

5 ай бұрын

Exploit the population for monetary and political gain, we also grow a lot of soybeans and corn

I’ve seen people read this before(including the person you’re reacting to) & it was hilarious how you were joking about “a cup of Joe” without knowing it’d actually happen

SCP personel : "what do i guet if i ask for a cup of Joe?" The coffee machin: "gottem"

Imagine if the cup of music never wore off, and this guy just had to live with the sensation of a rhythm he can't hear for the rest of his life

A great possible follow up to this SCP would be SCP-261, it's very similar to SCP-294 here, but a lot more chaotic.

Poor Doctor King. The only anomaly about him, is the apple seed curse.

SCP-507 "Reluctant Dimension Hopper" is a good one!

4:52 "Humans can be liquefied, right?" Time to tell her about When Day Breaks.

Truly one of the best examples of just because it does something simple doesn't mean it can't absolutely RUIN you. Asking for a cup of SUN is a bad idea.

Wow chat manages to speedrun spoiling cup of joe but can’t tell her to start helluva boss with the pilot

Loving the SCP content. I’d highly recommend SCP-1000. Their take on Bigfoot is fascinating

Objects like this in the SCP universe are actually some of the most dangerous. By not immediately being hostile and even to a degree compliant it tricks the human mind into letting their guard down around it, instead of treating it as just as dangerous as shy guy or the crimson king which it absolutely is. Taking a step back though lets think on what SCP 294 can do, it can... it can read the minds of its user it can make intelligent decisions it can bend its own rules to preserve itself or on a whim it can give liquid forms of dangerous concepts to people it can give solid objects (it chooses no too... see apple seeds in super conductor test) It can give dangerous liquids to people It can make people remember potentially through amnestic treatment And those are just off the top of my head, and just the ones we know of... several of them are so dangerous to the SCP foundation that they actually shouldn't let anyone interact with that object as it only takes one insane person to ask for a "cup that will end the world" or a "cup of endless fluid" or a "cup of SCP xxxx" and create a potential containment breach... or some other nonsense. Straight up... i think this object is far more powerful and dangerous than the infinite ikea and it isn't even close.

1:42 IMPREGNATE YOU IS WILD💀💀💀😭

14:02 Sounds like he got the liquid version of “true level”. Morty would have done the same thing if Rick hadn’t erased his memory.😊

Got some SCP suggestions for consideration, all of which have Volgun videos. SCP 093-The Red sea Object SCP-1678 Unlondon SCP-1689 The bag of holding potatoes (This one is particularly weird) SCP-507 The Reluctant Dimension Hopper. (It shows both the good and bad side of the foundation) SCP-1281 The Harbinger (This will make you sad) SCP-131 The Eye pods (it is similar to SCP-99) SCP-5267 When the Imposter is sus (Surprisingly good) Untill this list is seen I'm going to suggest it and stick to these. I think all of these are great and would love to see your reaction

Who wants to bet the Dr who requested his life story was DR Bright.

it feels weird that they said it can only make liquids that exist and only in range...but then creates a cup of music or knowledge

You're the rat queen right? You should check out SCP-6369: ''Rat Lost and Found''. It's very wholesome!

Someone in chat really asked why Thomas Jefferson was out of range. MY BRO, HE IS DEAD.

Yeah, chat missed the important bit of that one test. It seems, as long as you use the _Scientific Name_ of any animal that lived on this planet, this coffee machine can provide it. Like, for example, had the Researcher put in "Cup of Smilodon populator DNA", the damn thing might have dispensed the DNA of the South American Smilodon.

I really recommend "Exploring the scp foundation: SCP 5000 - Why?" By the exploring series. (This article contains a lot of cross-referencing and i recommend reading atleast a short description of every scp mentioned)

I’d love an SCP-1609 video, that chair did not deserve that.

My favourite cup were when it got filled with blackhole... It just imploded with a lipsmack

20:13 the thing that probably confuses the researchers, is they tried to get Smilodon blood in the previous test, and got out of range, but a different extinct animal worked just fine. Hmmmmm 🤔

I like how it's not even a minute after the video said "any liquid" and you just went "CUUUM"

SCP-4666: The Yule Man. It's that time of year after all!

15:30 It turned bro into Gear 5 Luffy.

It is fun to listen to gears in your head whirring, calculating how best to abuse this.

I remember someone ordering "anti-matter" and proceded to explode

@masternoob9673

7 ай бұрын

Along with the entire facility and half the continent I assume??

@SymmbolZS

7 ай бұрын

@@masternoob9673 nah, correct me if im wrong but i think the room exploded and the scp was fine

@masternoob9673

7 ай бұрын

@@SymmbolZS It’s survived antimatter detonation??

The apple seeds are reference to the ye olden times of SCPs where people wrote their own OC researchers. It got really silly and most of them, like the talking dog, are no longer mentioned, but some are still referenced even in more recent SCPs as the still hood up. The seeds guy was a reasrcher that had some wierd connection to apples and was implied to had been kidnapped from a different dimension.

What I wouldn't do for a cup of permanent happiness 😂

Scp-999 and scp-999's true origin are excellent watches in my opinion, scp-4999 is also one of my all time favorites

I can imagine the Blizzard Employees no long stealing the breast milk from the fridge, and instead using this to get it from the source.

there is a SCP 294 music video called "drink of death" by Kyle Allen

It took joe 4 weeks to recover from one cup.

oh nooo, she doesn't know the dr king apples gag!!!

Similar in this sort of line is SCP 1459 - The puppy machine. I think youd like it

I recomend the mender animated video. Its basically a reject scp that for some reason wasnt accept in the wiki and its so good. Its also a story that i think you would like because it deals with cancer.

Thanks for this. I'm hoping for either his most recent; Builder Bear or Documents from the Marinas Trench, to follow up with the bodies.

15:54 He got the music in him!!!

SCP-261 "The Interdimensional Vending Machine" is just as fun as SCP-294

This is such an old creepy pasta! Like 15-20 years old. I think it wasn’t even a SCP originally 😝

For a story heavy one, check out "SCP-4840 The Demon Lancelot and the Flying City of Audapaupadopolis" The reading done by The Exploring Series is well done

1:33 Why did we both think the same thing 🤣

You seem like the type of person who would probably get a kick out of SCP-3101.

My favorite SCP tbh, simple and elegant