they didn’t bring the MyPlayer Wizard an offering so he killed Snack :(

@canijust101

3 жыл бұрын

living for this explanation

@spencykings3182

3 жыл бұрын

rewatching old factories and i thought of this the SECOND he said "oh man we're gonna be in a lotta trouble"

@brucecipher

Жыл бұрын

The MyPlayer wizard was hungry.

CANNOT stop thinking about the headspace I would be in watching this video if I was Zach Braff.

@graciejohnson4567

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremiah Strong Are you in the right headspace to receive your monstrofic offspring?

@gracelynn3331

4 жыл бұрын

arousal

@bowlofpasta8846

4 жыл бұрын

Determination to hit the gym

so i went the entire intro without realizing my headphones were broken, and i felt true fear. watching the boys superimpose clint's face onto a wrestle canvas with nothing but low, quiet growling in my ears REALLY hits different.

@spencykings3182

3 жыл бұрын

2am, i'm trying to put myself in those shoes and they are just some of the worst shoes i've ever worn

"I'm not sure I wanna turn myself into a monster"- you've gotta do it griffin, what goes around comes around. The factory must become the monster.

@Arrakiz666

4 жыл бұрын

Complete the Ascension Ritual! The Factory must be fed! We will all be monsters in God's Creation!

@leiram8833

4 жыл бұрын

I always though Griffin was the first monster, and that was how he was giving birth to all the other monsters. He *is* the monster factory

@bowlofpasta8846

4 жыл бұрын

Justin already became jorstin

@nopenothappening2242

4 жыл бұрын

ya done stared into that ol abyss too long there griffo, and guess what? the abyss stared right on back

@rynemcgriffin1752

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, they turned Justin into a monster

god i love when they slap some meat together to make some genuine wrassle boys

@stephgilliam

4 жыл бұрын

I can't create a comment more "me" than this one you already did.

@clairee527

4 жыл бұрын

*wrassle

@femmeknife8131

4 жыл бұрын

claire :3 god you’re so right i’m changing it now

@bigpurpleflower2185

4 жыл бұрын

to be pronounced *jen-yoo-wine*

@mattd3826

4 жыл бұрын

640 pounds of pure tussle-muscle

Hey Clayton? Absolute impeccable work.

@jonathansacha1445

4 жыл бұрын

The end of this video is brilliant

@NDCanton

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Clayton? Hey buddy? No notes.

@Pattyobrien3

4 жыл бұрын

Clayton, you da MVP.

@melgna23melgna

4 жыл бұрын

clayton you have graduated from doing the Lord's work to doing his whole fuckin' job and i love you for it

@taakotuesdays

4 жыл бұрын

@@melgna23melgna Clayton is god

I'm glad Clint is slowly seeping into every McElroy franchise. That good good dad energy.

@absolutcabbagery3661

4 жыл бұрын

its officially grandpa energy now but same dif

@Arrakiz666

4 жыл бұрын

@Joseph Delahunty It's like template stacking in D&D, you don't stop being a dad once you become a granddad.

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Paying respect to the Progenitor McElroy.

CLAYTON DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THAT HARD WITH THE MUSIC BUT I'M SO GLAD HE DID

JUST A LIIIITLE CLINT

@Blattella

4 жыл бұрын

monster factory can have little a clint

@Arrakiz666

4 жыл бұрын

~Backpack for his liiittle Clint Backpack where he keeps his little Clint Zack's got that Clint that you crave! Everybody, catch this comfy Clint wave!~

@phi7534

4 жыл бұрын

a leetul clint

@picklefathernurgle2719

4 жыл бұрын

Give a little Clint~

the snack braff dance scene at the end literally reduced me to ash and cursed my lineage

@wendychiles4057

4 жыл бұрын

Shady Jay best post EVER!!!

@spencykings3182

3 жыл бұрын

weakass lineage :/// mine was extremely blessed but it ends with me so just i personally was extremely blessed by the snack braff dance scene

Snack Braff is just a leaked image of Griffin’s character in trolls 2

@jeddonaldson7526

4 жыл бұрын

Please God yes

"I'd like a tasting pour of the Leguizamo, please." That set up followed by what happens after ENDS ME.

"Can we get this one bit as close to Zach Braff as humanly possible?" "Yeah, I guess we can do that" *Sees goku's hair* *Peace was never an option*

@nikkoa.3639

4 жыл бұрын

I mean... that's Zach Braff if only he'd go to the gym more in 2020

Griffin in MBMBaM 488: Justin's laugh is like "HRRRGHHH" Justin in this MF Episode: HRRRGGHHH

@RS-ym6wc

4 жыл бұрын

He sounds like a rooster that just can't get it out

@redj1101

4 жыл бұрын

Justin in this motherfucking episode

@guppy8073

4 жыл бұрын

the whole time I was just like Justin, bud, open that glottis

Andre the Giant was about 7'4" and weighed about 520-550 lbs. Meanwhile Snack is 640 lbs. at the same height, and apparently has the most densely packed muscles of all time. One hour a day, Zach.

“something inside me just popped and i don’t know what it is” -griffin mcelroy 2019

@Patch2112

4 жыл бұрын

Kay Haven’t even watched the video yet and I already know that it was his cherry. Griffin lost his virginity to this game

@maggsmarineverdancy7262

4 жыл бұрын

I know this is a joke but I would still like to point out that Griffin is a father. In real life.

@tempesttossed6029

4 жыл бұрын

Sanity.

wrestle boy bad face leguizamo is the sleep paralysis demon that sits on my chest, whispering sweet nothings to me until the sun begins to peek out over the horizon

The eyes fit so perfectly into ray romanos nostrils

Time for the Serotonin

"Snack Braff will return" Me from the future: *doubt*

everybody say thank you to clayton for the incredible dance montage

@trauntualafigghtetr6209

4 жыл бұрын

thank you claytn

@mackerelbrand

3 жыл бұрын

thank you clayton

When that Leguizamo hit the canvas, it was over. I was on a oneway ticket to Laugh-Cry Town.

Why is the character creator in this game so weirdly directed at sewing enthusiasts? I mean I thought the organza addition was odd but then there's a full on option for decorative stitching?! Dayum Also those shoes are definitely sold by YRU

@slowmotionspot

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe the primary audience of this game is not wwe fans, but seamstresses who make wrestling gear. It's like sketchup for seamstresses

@breadlast

4 жыл бұрын

Or, and this might sound a little crazy, but what if seamstresses have weasled into the system? What if the game is made by seamstresses? In fact, character customization has been getting more and more complex, what if all of mainstream video games have been taken over by the fashion industry, and these awful custom characters are actually the inspiration of modern brand name fashion! I knew I saw a Gucci outfit that looked like a saints row character I made!

@poisonmantis4191

2 жыл бұрын

@@breadlast depending on the outfit you made thats just gucci being god awful fucking ugly

I hope he sees this and I hope he never ever sees this. At the same time.

@Corbomite_Meatballs

4 жыл бұрын

You can see, and unsee, the Snack Braff, unlike that Schrodinger's nonsense.

The McElroys captured the feeling of real WWE best by referencing women's wrestling for two minutes at the start without actually doing anything with it, then going on to spend 25 more minutes dealing exclusively with a large buff white dude.

@othergeorgea

4 жыл бұрын

Jeevesie1988 this comment is sending me

@laineygraham8709

3 жыл бұрын

Yes 911 I'd like to report a murder

Clayton, you, just... bravo. Bravo.

@Corbomite_Meatballs

4 жыл бұрын

There needs to be an award for that number at the end, a Webby or MTV thingy, or something.

Turns out Justin secretly looked like John Cena this whole time

@PlankOfWoodInc

4 жыл бұрын

John cena is justin mcelroy if he could just commit to going to the gym for an hour each day

0:52 "Did you bring the wizard an offering?? -- we're going to be in a lot of trouble" Next video: SNACK BRAFF is deleted.

snack Braff is a gift but the real treasure of this video is Clayton

I had to hit my inhaler from laughing when Leguizamo splashed onto this boy. This video actually genuinely nearly killed me.

Damn I miss Snack, he was genuinely one of my favorite monsters and his fit was so legendary and he got sent to the monster factory/wrestling ring in the sky far to early. Rip snack, forever in my heart.

@Oli.V

2 жыл бұрын

He will be accompanied by the other canonically dead monsters, like turbo Vicki, turbo Susan, original slime burger, and probably many others I do not remember. Final Pam visits them frequently and keeps them updated on the mortal realm.

Quick programming note: I watch every monster factory on both channels to support my favorite monster makin boys.

There is some straight up cursed energy whenever the dark soulless eyes of the default wrestle man match up perfectly with the photos

@rynemcgriffin1752

4 жыл бұрын

Abby Caldwell Especially whenever he opens his mouth

We could’ve avoided so much if they had just brought the wizard an offering

is Clayton for hire? i want him to do the memorial tribute at my funeral

"This looks like if you were looking up at white Grimace from the toilet" Justin's comparisons through all of Monster Factory destroy my sides

THE DANCE MONTAGE, HOLY CHRIST... I just saw the light from laughing so hard, I s2g

Clayton deserves a raise for that impeccable work at the end

not even being able to look at the leguizamo face capture because it’s literally too funny is something justin and i have in common

in loving memory of Zach Braff's 2020 chance to reach his full potential as Snack Braff

Snack Braff and Arby McDonald need to fight and then marry each other.

@greaseballjones7705

4 жыл бұрын

BRB writing a fanfic

"Zack Braff will return" D: I felt that. I really did.

You know it's going to be a good one when both brothers have uncontrollable fits of laughter before they even really start getting nasty.

actual person and celebrity zack braff needs to see and respond to this

If Zach Braff and Dobby from Harry Potter had a baby.

@maryevelynaguilera3711

4 жыл бұрын

Scott Isom I’m snOrting what do u think dobby looks like ahhhfjdbfjdjdnsbdb

@UltimateKyuubiFox

4 жыл бұрын

eve • The ears.

@selt3146

4 жыл бұрын

i was smiling until now

@Nerdule

4 жыл бұрын

Master has given Dobby a son!

love how you can hear the moment Justin's soul forcibly removed itself from his body at 4:46

“So yeah we’re going to be moving from Polygon to the McElroy Family channel soon” * six months later *

@HunterJE

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, would love an actual ETA on that so I can not have my subscription feed spammed with full episodes of podcasts (because I guess that's something someone consumes on KZread?) in the meantime...

@TheDanishGuyReviews

4 жыл бұрын

@@HunterJE Oh yes. I personally do, at least. Mostly for the double speed and the fact that l don't need to download another app for it.

I like watching these in quiet public spaces to see how long I can laugh silently

4:16 I had to pause the video twice just so that I wouldn't die of asphyxiation from laughing. God have mercy on your soul if you have asthma.

griffin: *tail* justin: no

I do not recommend eating soup while watching Monster Factory.

For a second there, I was incredibly impressed by Griffin's knowledge of NJ geography because of Nutley's proximity to the oranges... but then I thought about it for a second and realized... that's not why he chose Nutley. Lmfao. (But uh... let's call it kismet??)

Love when my boys play the best RPG ever made

Man my mouth hurts from smiling too much, monster factory is a beautiful show

You have no idea the joy it caused to see this title pop up as a banner on my phone

He looks like if Almight was drawn by a 5 year old and I love it

I just wanna say that at 15:27 Justin's "I'm no Superman" joke was solid

alt title: the boys explore the uncanny valley

8:01 Sans Griffin Sans Griffin Sans Griffin Sans Griffin

Why does this character look exactly like a glam Tony Abbott?

i am a wrestle boy, and god is two brothers straight dicking around in the character creator

Everyone sleeping on Justin's "That was the fucking ark of the covenant, I can't look at that." line, pure gold.

4:49 I WAS AT MY JOB WHERE I WORK-

Rest in peace our sweet baby boy. "Snack Braff" Zachary Zack Boy Bradley, your time came too soon (2019-2020)

I’ll wait for the Christopher Christopher “The Pebble” Christopher Christopher and Zack Boy “Zachary” “Snack Braff” Bradley cage match

Clone technology perfected. Keep asking questions

Damn Clayton really took it away.

Anytime i’m feeling down or sad I skip to where they’re doing his hair and then show the full body and I immediately start weezing no matter how many times i’ve seen it

That solid 30 seconds of laughter is now my favorite thing on the Internet

Monster Factory is cursed to forever remain on Polygon. The boys are trapped. There is no escape.

11:08 move 'ear lobe length" a tad from 100% to 97%

@isabelalopes6700

4 жыл бұрын

pasta poodle it's all about the details, babey

this is the hardest i’ve ever heard them laugh i’m crying

@shwamantha

4 жыл бұрын

nate.chr Agreed. Their laughs are SO contagious :D instant mood booster.

Thank you Clayton for always serving with those primo editing skills

It’s nice to see the origin of the Wizard of the Cloud in the MyPlayer Wizard. You can tell Griffin has a thing for bringing offerings to wizards

The good good boys saving my day once again Also Clayton with the superb editing!

This will go down as the most underrated Monster Factory episode

I've never laughed so hard at a Monster Factory. I knew I was in trouble when I couldn't hold in a loud guffaw as soon as that Leguizamo face popped up.

I'd quite like the show where Zach Braff finds his family's alien regalia in the attic and starts working out just a little, immediately achieving Super Saiyan and becoming the Turtle King and the show ends after an episode because Snack Braff just started to work out a little more

RIP Snack Braff. Too powerful for the world. Todd Howard had no choice but to accidentally murder him.

"I am so scared I am gonna punch you!" Snack Braff, Cpwardice 100, Agression 100

Clayton should get paid more.

@danielvengrin7903

4 жыл бұрын

It is an honor bestowed upon him by the benevolent vore god and his brother, the wrassle boy creator deity.

@rachelladue1572

3 жыл бұрын

every day i live in shock and confusion that Clayton is not the highest paid member of Polygon

I was laughing so hard at this video that I almost burned my house down cooking broccoli. Jesus.

sometimes this show makes me laugh so hard that i have to pause it just to breathe

"I just want to see my face [as a wrestler] one time". Already they've forgotten their body Jorstin? for shame

clayton the dance was so good! i will never be that cool

"Let's get Zack Braff perfect and then less than perfect." Or you could've just went with the Ark of the Covenant in the first place.

Here in South Orange, Zach Braff IS our claim to fame. He came to my middle school to get inducted into our hall of fame but ended up promoting his movie Oz: the Great and the Powerful the whole time. He signed my friend's poptart.

Clayton in fact knew what to do

I feel like maybe Pam gets jealous of the newer monsters getting this much work put in and takes matters into her own hands.

Bless you for that ending, Clayton

Rest In Peace Snackary Braff :( can’t believe Vince fucking killed him

RIP taken before his time, loved his work in the show with Turk, shame he got rended :/

I only saw the first few seconds, and my immediate reaction was "Oh no! My boys, what have you done to this man?"

you’ve heard it here first folks. if you just hit the gym an hour a day,,, this could be you

justin's wheeze could supply earth's entire population with enough serotonin for the rest of their lives

Clayton... thank you for the best 40 seconds of my life

Clayton killed it. I'm crying

Rest well sweet prince, you were cruelly taken from us by Todd Howard before you had a chance to shine

CLAYTON PLEASE SHARE THE CATWALK SONG FROM WHEN SNACK BRAFF IS POSING HIS SNACKIEST

@Invaeyncible

4 жыл бұрын

I second this

@carolusrex701

4 жыл бұрын

Took me a while, but I found it. Seems to be a piece for video production, not really a "song" so it was a hell of a search :D. But here is the info, "Introduction" by "Ernest Saint-Laurent", Album "Competitor", Library "AXS 2498"

Bless you clayton