this is the perfect cross-section between justin's hobby of woodworking and griffin's hobby of causing problems on purpose

@sapphic_sophie

3 жыл бұрын

Referring to causing problems on purpose as a hobby is the perfect definition of being a younger sibling

@kyzf

3 жыл бұрын

Justin makes tables, Griffin breaks games.

@thebackup2121

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! 😂

@wwren

3 жыл бұрын

Oldest brother vs babiest brother problems

@samuelrodriguez4374

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta log looking back when people actually though Justin was into wood working

justin sounds like a disappointed father trying to teach his teen son, Sprite Pepsi, how to wood work.

@evanholt1752

3 жыл бұрын

oh gee At least he doesn’t need to worry about his son getting someone pregnant

@waylandvolundr3913

3 жыл бұрын

Now if only his other son RC Josta could find a hobby to help get him out of his funk.

@McMaster1471

3 жыл бұрын

they could always ask their cousin Root Beer Surge for help

@katzekaiserin

3 жыл бұрын

Still one of my favorite quotes

@falloown_

3 жыл бұрын

But sprite Pepsi, the little scamp - doesn’t yet know that his father is going to make him sit on his chair boy

This is what magnus looked like during the suffering game

@McBehrer

3 жыл бұрын

I appreciate that reference

@c1nnamodoll

3 жыл бұрын

i was gonna say they have him the eye scar just like how magnus have i think

@imawizardandachef435

3 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOSH YES

@angelomc6632

3 жыл бұрын

THIS MADE ME LAUGH

@inseparalien

3 жыл бұрын

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING WHILE WATCHING LMAO

The energy of this episode is like half Monster Factory and half classic Polygon playthrough a la Catlateral Damage or Truck Driving Simulator

@sarahwilliams8438

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the home improvisation gameplay video

@poinai

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, I kept thinking of that car mechanic simulator vid. I miss their overview series videos

@dennis_duran

3 жыл бұрын

It’s partially because they used to do a lot of sims

@SuddenlyLikeMagic

3 жыл бұрын

feels like 5 though, duddntit?

@calypso4533

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuddenlyLikeMagic you don't have a brother

Can't wait to see the cosplay of this one

@iblame_nargles

3 жыл бұрын

I really want to make this gentleman and have him in my room.

@iblame_nargles

3 жыл бұрын

not like that

@gregwessendorf

3 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna go as the floor pit.

@trhh07

3 жыл бұрын

Why is it that so many of the people i sub to have some connection

@imawizardandachef435

3 жыл бұрын

8D don’t tempt me

Griffin just absolutely not understanding that the wood in the lathe looks round because it's spinning and not because the lathe makes things round is my brand of strawberry jam

@Evanko

3 жыл бұрын

peak himbo

@Bolt6265

3 жыл бұрын

As a game developer I kinda expected it to just actually have just turned it into a round thing just because it's super not trivial to simulate this and it would be significantly easier to deal with an actually round mesh. This game has some complex mesh manipulation going on and I'm impressed. Whoever made this clearly cares a lot about wood working to make something that isn't total garbage. Honestly makes me a little jealous of the knowledge to do this.

@kyzf

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bolt6265 Honestly pretty dang impressive, imagine these kinds of mechanics being incorporated into other games. You could _literally_ craft your own armor, weapons, furnishings, etc.

@every_username_is_taken

3 жыл бұрын

​@@kyzf Why would anybody want that? You saw how hard it was to make a simple wooden chair. Plus, the more time and money devs invest on this gimmick, the less time you will spend actually having fun. "Oh. sorry we didn't have time to polish the combat, we were too concerned with a mechanic 5% of the target audience will actually enjoy"

@flowerheit4512

3 жыл бұрын

@@every_username_is_taken of course the combat would suck but that wouldn't matter. While the dumb heroes were playing with swords we studied the lathe.

pismokio isnt the scariest monster they've created, but he is the most ominous

@jacksmith3148

3 жыл бұрын

Pismokio, the Portent of Dark Things

@spicevoid8703

3 жыл бұрын

Pismokio, the Silent Totem of Doom

@garfieldbrooks

3 жыл бұрын

Jack Smith pismokio is 100% one of final pam's many sons

@justsomenuts

3 жыл бұрын

i thought it was Bespokio

@garfieldbrooks

3 жыл бұрын

thejoeface i think its pismokio like a mix of pinnochio and smoke bc of his vape?? i could be wrong tho

You could've had the dagger go into his back and call him Julius cedar

@cinnamonro3344

3 жыл бұрын

FFF THATS SO GOOD

@asukadefender6711

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@taakotuesdays

3 жыл бұрын

wait that's so smart

@trahnettilhcs

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, you’ve done it! Second Life, you’ve done it!

@matlaw

27 күн бұрын

travis isn’t invited to these sessions so you need to forget where you are and wake up in your adhd lane 😊

Im down for Monster Factory turning into a conceptual series where Griffin and Justin are the monsters and they just do whatever they want.

@4nn4h

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's clear by this point that they've been the real monsters all along

@crackedemerald4930

2 жыл бұрын

It's an anthology

@beardedemperor

Жыл бұрын

Um, actually, Griffin and Justin were the names of the scientists, not the monster

@sethescope

Жыл бұрын

@@beardedemperor this gave me a good chortle, my friend 10/10

I desperately hope this starts popping up in recommended for people who are really into IRL woodworking

@alistairpage-mcgill2723

3 жыл бұрын

It has!

@shawnsalada9923

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm that watching IRL hardcore woodworkers ABSOLUTELY enriches this experience. Perfection.

@cawcawmeowmeow

3 жыл бұрын

My hobbies have collided and I couldn't be happier.

Imagine being the developers of this game and having a place to view all the great creations people made in your game, and then you get this submission of a vaguely man shaped figure, holes and chunks taken out of it with the words "YOU" scrawled out in blood red on its torso It's like the McElroy's are openly threating the developers with their boy Pismokeio

@Freddie_Kurst

3 жыл бұрын

Suddenly the mouth dagger makes a lot more sense

@Alexandr.ine2005

3 жыл бұрын

This is not threatening at all

@1tylerq127

3 жыл бұрын

I broke down into hysterical laughter several times before even finishing reading your comment, thanks for that, if you were trying to kill me you came darn near close!

@bigbadgammagnome

3 жыл бұрын

@@1tylerq127 I'm glad my comment tickled you so! The near death experience was not intended, but that's the price we pay for comedy sometimes That flirt with laughter and death is when we most truly feel alive

@cholulahotsauce6166

2 жыл бұрын

Screaming 🤣

I love that as soon as griffin puts the holes in it and it vaguely resembles a face, he starts referring to the wood as "he" instead of "it"

@garfieldbrooks

11 ай бұрын

the innate human urge to anthropomorphize anything that vaguely resembles a face

"Just like chair!", chair experts admit

@blockpartyrobotleague

3 жыл бұрын

"Disgraced chair manufacturer Ikea gives up" edit: fuck i should have put "Two new chairmen elected"

@binary_terror2

3 жыл бұрын

Toe to tip!

@Annie-br2uh

3 жыл бұрын

Take it to the bank, boys. This one’s just like chair!

@bugdracula1662

3 жыл бұрын

carpentry creator Magnus Burnsides retires from carpentry, gives job to McElroy brothers "they are better at chair than I am" he admits

@sophia7715

2 жыл бұрын

Toe to tip, it’s a perfect chair!

In this episode: the McElroys complete a custom order for the Blair Witch

@rynemcgriffin1752

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t you mean the Arby’s Parking Lot Witch?

@Corbomite_Meatballs

3 жыл бұрын

@@rynemcgriffin1752 I don't like her. She changed the menu and there's nothing I can pretend is food from Arby's anymore.

“Measure none-ce, cut as many times as you need.”

@sariannas2799

3 жыл бұрын

I want that on a t-shirt.

@blarg2429

3 жыл бұрын

@@sariannas2799 How will you know if it's in your size though?

@armleg

3 жыл бұрын

blarg2429 Dude, did you read the quote? They’ll cut it until it fits. Smh

@blarg2429

3 жыл бұрын

@@armleg I'm just imagining the most raggedy, sliced up shirt in existence now. Thank you.

@CJJC

3 жыл бұрын

Sarianna S Careful putting anything that looks like “nonce” on a T-shirt.

Up next: wooden man recreates griffin and Justin in Flesh simulator.

@taylordiclemente5163

3 жыл бұрын

Features tools like flesh saw, flesh plane, flesh lathe.

@nicholasstotter6592

3 жыл бұрын

@@winddancer613 I guess that sorta happened with WWE...

@Corbomite_Meatballs

3 жыл бұрын

"You promised me FLESH!" Creepio from Auralnauts

@graykeenenight.4571

3 жыл бұрын

isnt flesh simulator just spore

They did it, they made a monster factory that doesn’t disturb me while eating!

@funx24X7

3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps, but I still found it to be an extreme choking hazard from the laughter

@NezumiWorks

3 жыл бұрын

So you consider this a failure, then?

@themidnighthumor

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who couldn't watch this on their lunch break haha

@boanthony

3 жыл бұрын

Nemesio Dela Cruz i have this exact problem

@lawrencescales9864

3 жыл бұрын

24:07 would make me uneasy eating with that slow ass drilling into the head near his vape pen

I'm only 4 minutes in, and the amount of times Justin has told Griffin "that's a lathe" is killing me

I hope, in my heart of hearts, that some woodworking madman makes the McElroys an exact replica of Pismocchio and gives it to them at a future live show if those ever happen again

@zoejones3244

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely a miniature guy, imagine someone take the train with a 6’6 threatening wooden gentleman and standing in queue🤣

@adaritter9597

3 жыл бұрын

@@zoejones3244 .... I don't see the problem they should definitely do this

@LostApotheosis

3 жыл бұрын

Surely draping The Gentleman with a sheet will make The Gentleman *less* disconcerting.

@morgansearle3912

3 жыл бұрын

They're gonna have to go really careful with their lathe.

@alphasquid1933

3 жыл бұрын

Yours is the truly correct spelling of Pismocchio.

“Wooden Gentleman” sounds like a euphemism

@Rabbit_Hill

3 жыл бұрын

I am absolutely going to use it that way

@doing_aok

3 жыл бұрын

is he a ya know “wooden gentleman”

I think hearing griffin say “dummy thick” made me actually black out for a second

@huh.2

3 жыл бұрын

16:08 for anyone who wants to relive the experience

@spencykings3182

3 жыл бұрын

for me it was justin singing "i can make you a man" from the rocky horror picture show (1975)

@stupidass69420

3 жыл бұрын

@@spencykings3182 I got whiplash from that

"Griffin and Justin Craft the Perfect Death Threat"

"Computer, stand the gentleman." There's something about that line that I love.

16:40 I love it when Griffin sounds like he's gone to a whole different HOUSE to laugh

When are Justin's farthole wooden chairs going to be available on your merch store?

@sharkofjoy

3 жыл бұрын

Wait why are you blaming Justin for this

@Sam-dv8mt

3 жыл бұрын

how did you make a comment 6 days ago?

@Otie_Boy

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sam-dv8mt The video wasn't listed until today, but I had already been watching the monster factory playlist when it was added unlisted, so I was able to watch it.

@Otie_Boy

3 жыл бұрын

@@sharkofjoy Oh, don't get me wrong. Griffin is absolutely the ideas man in this innovation in chair making. But Justin does the woodworking so I figured he'd make some artisan-crafted chairs for those in need of some fartholes.

@takethewordss

3 жыл бұрын

@@Otie_Boy I really just accepted the timestamp at face value because time is a construct anyhow.

the nature of humanity is such that we just invent pinnochio again

@pocketchia374

3 жыл бұрын

I love your profile pic

@menilakataraseefluppenimia6970

3 жыл бұрын

But this time without the Italian fascist

@garfieldbrooks

3 жыл бұрын

Deckardioneious Ghanax pinnochio was a facist????

@menilakataraseefluppenimia6970

3 жыл бұрын

@@garfieldbrooks overland.org.au/2014/05/making-real-a-fascist-puppet/

@menilakataraseefluppenimia6970

3 жыл бұрын

@@garfieldbrooks It makes a lot of sense if you realize that the moral of the story is that if you're bad child you'll be enslaved and murdered. That and also the racial caricatures.

As someone who got into woodcarving like 6 months ago and is a long-time Monster Factory fan: This is tailor-made to appeal to me. Thank you, boys.

@leannechambers4064

3 жыл бұрын

Was woodcarving your quarantine activity? That’s really cool.

@lazybum965

3 жыл бұрын

Time for your to subscribe to Justin’s instagram! He’s been woodworking in quarantine.

"The Yaw of My Saw" is the name of my new Bluegrass band

@kellennicholson4488

3 жыл бұрын

Imma yaw your saw if you don't let me steal that

Justin's caught between his pride as a woodworker and his duty as an entertainer and you can hear it in his voice tearing him apart.

Finally, Justin's "How to Fake an Interest in Woodworking" comes in handy.

@zoejones3244

3 жыл бұрын

It looks so clean!

@weirdbuttrue24

3 жыл бұрын

How long did the sanding take?

@fanfandom551

3 жыл бұрын

Is it pine?

This is the canon design for the Suffering Game mannequins

This feels so much more like they’re just two brothers playing a game together and forgot they were recording. I adore it.

When we were boys, it was Monster Factory. Now that we are men, it is Monster Workshop.

@magic2174

3 жыл бұрын

i love the implication here that boys--not men-- belong in factories

@mothmanofficaltm8397

3 жыл бұрын

@@magic2174 where else do they belong?

Oh my gosh I accidentally found a secret episode. I knew watching this playlist while I sleep every night would eventually pay off

@kingofbeetles

3 жыл бұрын

NOT KIDDING THATS HOW I FUCKIN FOUND THIS EPISODE HDJVDV it started playing right as i woke up and for a whole ass hour I thought it was just a dream this video doesn’t feel real at all

@dildonius

3 жыл бұрын

This isnt a secret, it literally was uploaded 10 minutes ago

@janakavolpe3640

3 жыл бұрын

Not a secret... just uploaded

@theWeaverofTales

3 жыл бұрын

@@dildonius It was made public just now - it existed a week ago (check the dates on the comments)

@Sara3346

3 жыл бұрын

@@dildonius note he said this six days ago.

When they took the first piece out of the lathe I let out a terrible cry. I think it was a laugh, but I can’t be sure.

I cannot even articulate how hard I laughed at, “Griffin has decided to measure nonce and cut as many times as you need.”

the sanding is really clean what kind of wood did you joints

@sharkofjoy

3 жыл бұрын

Dovetail

@TheReedbl4ck

3 жыл бұрын

U broke me

@defn0tjake

3 жыл бұрын

good craftsmanship

@thephoenixsystem6765

3 жыл бұрын

Look at those joists

@sigilvii

3 жыл бұрын

oh mortising? yeah buddy what kind of wood glue are you using

"How's that look?" Griffin, softly and calmly: "Not great."

Impeccable gluing job. A single dollop really holds Pismokeo together when get gets spun on the lathe.

When they're inside the spinning monster it's like the end of insterteller

@LimeyLassen

3 жыл бұрын

splinterstellar

Griffin: "I think he's out there, watching, waiting..." Me: "... commiserating?"

@atticwindowful

3 жыл бұрын

Say it ain't so!

Can't wait for part 2 when they take Pismokio through the story campaign.

Did I stumble upon the SECRET MONSTER FACTORY

@crowsarewatching540

3 жыл бұрын

OH YES YOU DID

@shizaya

3 жыл бұрын

This comment doesn't make sense anymore but I'll always remember that beautiful chapter in my life where I had access to a secret Monster Factory

@c1nnamodoll

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOO SIX DAYS AGO MY DUDE ??? WHAT

@morganl5875

3 жыл бұрын

lol how?

@laorille

3 жыл бұрын

@@morganl5875 Probably Patreon?

15:49 Clint McElroy just rose straight up out of the depths of Griffin's genetic code with that laugh

I like to imagine that Justin and Griffin are taking a woodworking class at their local community college, and the teacher is having a nervous breakdown.

@Levacque

3 ай бұрын

It just makes it so much better to imagine a normal man running after them behind the camera, not necessarily trying to stop what's happening, but certain that he can't ethically stop supervising.

Is this just Justin trying to show off his quarantine woodworking skills

@watermelonsunglop

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@Mrsthallium

3 жыл бұрын

"What kind of wood is that?"

When I saw the options for what to make at the beginning and compared them to the thumbnail I thought, “surely my good friend Griffin will choose free play so he can get the full experience of woodworking without limitations. Surely that is the sandbox where he can truly spread his woodworking wings and soar, guided by the capable hands of his wise brother.” I was not expecting him to choose chair.

@Levacque

3 ай бұрын

I was not expecting Chair to lead anywhere. I thought they'd fudge around and then go to free build, but certain shape started emerging like a marble sculptor.

Oh boys, I hereby commission a new series of Just Like Art

@maiab-w8733

3 жыл бұрын

please!

he did it again. The genius, Justin McElroy, has conned us into watching another video that was specifically created for him to tell us about his new favorite hobby and how much he knows about it. I hope he’s happy.

This is definitely an underrated Monster Factory. Return to it often.

Man, this feels like an old fashioned Gameplay Overview Good good nostalgic energy in these trying times

@pinkfloydguy7781

3 жыл бұрын

I spend like 2-3 hours a day watching their old gameplay overviews...

My favorite part is when they are trying to build the chair and Griffin turns around to see an already built chair and just goes “wait.”

wow, this monster must have been a pain to sand!

@McBehrer

3 жыл бұрын

The joints are really nice. What wood is that?

@rileypaulin7441

3 жыл бұрын

It looks so clean!

@grimbostink7607

3 жыл бұрын

Really clean joins on this one.

the whole body in the lathe made laugh so hard i started coughing. that was a lot

I tried to share this with my mom knowing she wouldn't vibe with it and she almost immediately sent back "your choices in entertainment never cease to amaze and disappoint me in equal measure." I- well...

Oh already at the outset you can see how much this is going to distress Justin.

"Just a chair you could really strain some pasta through" HOW DOES THE MCELROY BRAIN COME UP WITH THIS STUFF

"Hey wanna watch two guys play Woodworking Simulator?" "I dunno, that sounds kinda boring..." "It's Justin and Griffin-" "I'M IN."

The fact that it's pointing makes it that much more threatening by the end tbh

I’m utterly shocked they actually made a freestanding wooden entity

@skyexander6604

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine seeing a Kijiji ad for a Freestanding Wooden Entity, I would hurl my body into the sea.

@Genderanarchy

4 ай бұрын

Honestly Entity is the perfect adjective for this special guy

I think of Justin singing “in just seven days, I can make you, a ma-a-a-a-an” while gazing upon their creation at least twice a day

"Father, how did I come to be?" "Well, you see...I was making a chair, then I kind of just got carried away." "...."

@besidethebishop

3 жыл бұрын

"Then I said FUCK IT and just started tearing shit up"

What nobody’s talking about is how this opens the door to them playing minecraft on Monster Factory

Of all the Monster Factory monsters, Pismokio is both the least and most frightening since he's just a bunch of wood but since that's the case he might be the only one who could easily be created in The Flesh World

This ends up looking like something that'd be worshiped in an A24 movie.

"You know how you love chair?" has made its way into my daily vocabulary.

I’ve had a rough week I really needed a monster factory episode

@hard.g0re

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you feel better hun :(

@wumbology6072

3 жыл бұрын

Spooky bitch!!! You had no need but that’s so sweet 🥺🥺

@mdoughty

3 жыл бұрын

i love u weebus

@MortusSweet

3 жыл бұрын

♥️♥️♥️

@wumbology6072

3 жыл бұрын

maeve ❤️🥰❤️❤️

loving the hand crafted, artisanal monster

I'm unnaturally obsessed with pismokio just saying his name gives me so much serotonin I think im broken inside

Damn that Stanley 7 sure is a beautiful tool. Some people don’t like hand tools but I think it’s just perfect when you’re trying to get your grim portent of a creation dead flat.

@vnseelie

2 жыл бұрын

my dad has a large collection of antique Stanleys and thanks to this I know EXACTLY what I'm going to do with them when I inherit them

Six months, and the two things Justin has learned from his woodworking magazines are A) what a lathe is B) bevel

I like to imagine this didn't start off as a Monster Factory, but it sure ended up there

This gave me the polygon gameplay overview video tingles.

I wish the arts and crafts series had come to fruition

finally plank friends. the only companions i need.

I'm glad Monster Factory can just be Griffin and Justin messing around with a game. It is hands down my favorite thing on the internet!

remember that wood witch from Brave? Yeah this is exactly how I imagine everything in her store was made.

The way Griffin says the word "chair" in this episode activates my fight or flight instincts

Y’all just make an SCP. Like, why is THIS genuinely the most terrifying creature you’ve made. This video screams insanity, delirium, hysteria and chaos. I loved it 🖤

"Is that even? Not even close!" My stomach hurts from laughter

WHEN ARE JUICE AND GRIFF DOING A LIVE ACTION MONSTER FACTORY AT JUSTIN’S

19:01 OH God, it's busto! He's trying to consume the universe again!

I felt it in my bones that there was a new episode. Oh bless, blessings upon us

“woodwork simulator” *aka justin mcelroy’s entire quarantine*

I know that the McElboys are hip with modern memes and slang, but nothing could’ve prepared me for Griffin saying “dummy thicc legs.”

“try and put it in the vice!” “is this the vice?” “that’s a lathe.”

Justin invented the greatest horror game: Dad In Woodshop. You have to stay in your shop and build as your family slips into lunacy outside. "Dad, come skin the cat with us. Dad, it's time for lunch, we're eating grandma's bones" "No thanks kids, just gotta...uh, lathe another thousand boards"

"look at those side by side not even close" lmao

I would watch you two play literally any game with 'simulator' in the title.

You should do a monster factory with Heroforge Custom RPG minis Then play a one shot with them

Love how Griffin drops right into "PBS Voice" while making this rustic, handcrafted horror.

Griffin and I are both completely unable to imagine how a piece of wood will look after being chiseled in the lathe and i think that's so beautiful

I think being that Justin has been doing a lot of wood working, that he is now legally obligated to make this wooden boy in real life.

17:47 Really wasn't expecting the Rocky Horror reference in Woodworking simulator lol

@ericaschoenberg7782

3 жыл бұрын

Mikki Schlauder in JUST! SEVEN! DAYS!

Justin must be screaming inside watching this without being able to play lmfao

The reality-bending lathe really makes me want this game.

honestly Justin, as a carpenter and fan of mcelroy content, your growing passion for woodworking has been great for me specifically

I need someone to recreate Pismokio in real life and reveal the surprise at the boys' next live show.

One of my favorite things about the bros is their relentless usage of the word "bespoke"

Finally we get a behind the scenes of exactly how Griffin conceived Mannequin Magnus