Monster Factory: Creating The Sequel To Dogs in Spore

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Look at your current household pet. What a sweetheart! Now, pick them up and put them in the garbage can. Because here at Monster Factory, we dream big. Why would you ever own a dog or cat or a fish or a bird when you could own ... a JAA'M? Thanks to Spore, that dream can be a reality.
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  • @steffo0302
    @steffo03025 жыл бұрын

    "Dogs aren't in 3D but this one is" hey Griffin what reality do you live in

  • @the-starlit-blade

    @the-starlit-blade

    4 жыл бұрын

    The moon?

  • @rosebrooklyn1335

    @rosebrooklyn1335

    4 жыл бұрын

    4D

  • @thehammurabichode7994

    @thehammurabichode7994

    4 жыл бұрын

    Comin' at ya, it's _Dawg..._

  • @maxhornby6592

    @maxhornby6592

    3 жыл бұрын

    the-starlit-blade dogs aren’t allowed on the moon

  • @thehammurabichode7994

    @thehammurabichode7994

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@maxhornby6592 In Griffin's voice: _Then how do you explain the classic "Space Buddies" you fucking disgrace?!_

  • @jordanfry5138
    @jordanfry51384 жыл бұрын

    Literally nothing can make me laugh harder than "that's a funny trick to play on god!" The raw power of that statement just blows me away.

  • @josephgarrick7878

    @josephgarrick7878

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jokkkkkkkkkkkk(kkkkkklokkkkkkkkokm khghuhhhhh&

  • @falloown_

    @falloown_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Joseph Garrick

  • @grimbitche1764

    @grimbitche1764

    3 жыл бұрын

    SAME, along with "HOW WOULD IT EVEN HAPPEN LIKE THIS???"

  • @risipieces

    @risipieces

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@josephgarrick7878 controversial statement, but i like the energy

  • @MeltingMatches

    @MeltingMatches

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@josephgarrick7878 I completely agree though

  • @oliviamanning2344
    @oliviamanning23444 жыл бұрын

    hello everyone, it is april 2020 and i just got an ad on this very video for a MasterClass with game designer will wright, youtube has grown too powerful and i am afraid

  • @1nsgnfgnt

    @1nsgnfgnt

    3 жыл бұрын

    i think this is the funniest sentence i've read today, thank you

  • @williammanning5066

    @williammanning5066

    2 жыл бұрын

    Masterclass from somebody who doesn't know about auto-save?

  • @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band

    @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is gonna sound stupid, but I genuinely thought Will Wright was a character these two made up. Whoops.

  • @ChimpPeensRevunge

    @ChimpPeensRevunge

    Ай бұрын

    @@williammanning5066 To be fair, Spore came out right on the cusp of auto-saves becoming normalized. Spore has committed several atrocities, but auto-save being AWOL feels more like a relic of the time it was made.

  • @fuccwit9098
    @fuccwit90984 жыл бұрын

    “This kinda looks like Sonic the Hedgehog” They had no idea how right they’d turn out to be

  • @penguinstarlette4028

    @penguinstarlette4028

    4 жыл бұрын

    A cursed prophecy.

  • @BanilyaGorilya

    @BanilyaGorilya

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mr Bubs!

  • @calicorocket6339

    @calicorocket6339

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fucc Wit Who's Wit what did they do wrong

  • @analoren4745

    @analoren4745

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@calicorocket6339 I think they meant the original pass at Sonic for the movie

  • @themittenfireshow3597

    @themittenfireshow3597

    3 жыл бұрын

    You now have 1k likes... i gave you that final like

  • @90sPikachu
    @90sPikachu7 жыл бұрын

    "That's a funny trick to play on god!" might be the best quote

  • @UnitHR13

    @UnitHR13

    5 жыл бұрын

    8:53

  • @alchemicmercury

    @alchemicmercury

    5 жыл бұрын

    I need a tatoo or a shirt of that. Its soooo good.

  • @taakotuesdays

    @taakotuesdays

    5 жыл бұрын

    It just describes the entire fucking series

  • @benroholt8565

    @benroholt8565

    4 жыл бұрын

    Griffin McElroy has challenged God and won

  • @FayeHunter

    @FayeHunter

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@UnitHR13 Thank you very much sir.

  • @EariosRandomness
    @EariosRandomness7 жыл бұрын

    Jaa'm v2.1 is just a vibrating, seething sphere of hatred.

  • @jodorambam

    @jodorambam

    7 жыл бұрын

    a good pet

  • @purplelizard2348

    @purplelizard2348

    6 жыл бұрын

    A vibrating, seething sphere of hatred and magazines

  • @user-qq4tj8gm8b

    @user-qq4tj8gm8b

    6 жыл бұрын

    “ _banana_ “ i was biting my nails and i laughed so hard i bit my thumb.

  • @thomasl1061

    @thomasl1061

    6 жыл бұрын

    Banana!

  • @Whitecroc

    @Whitecroc

    5 жыл бұрын

    I read this comment before I got to that part in the video and nearly died of laughter as a result.

  • @IAMParaDROID
    @IAMParaDROID4 жыл бұрын

    The growling, dissonant, "...bananaaa..." that Justin says still makes me laugh, yet also terrifies me.

  • @bobcat_baker

    @bobcat_baker

    3 жыл бұрын

    It seems like something I would hear in my nightmares.

  • @failedartguy

    @failedartguy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Someone needs to take that audio and put it over the Griffin Banana vore clip

  • @lizzieandmocha1131

    @lizzieandmocha1131

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@failedartguy excuse me?

  • @failedartguy

    @failedartguy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lizzieandmocha1131 it's this video of Griffin sitting with two other guys from polygon and he just bites into a banana, and it became a meme that he even references in his podcast. kzread.info/dash/bejne/fmWFuNJuZcjOptY.html

  • @spiral477

    @spiral477

    10 ай бұрын

    12:13

  • @reschultzed
    @reschultzed6 жыл бұрын

    Dogs 2: better, bette- bigger, badder, better, furi- fur- furier, furrier, better, b- they can sw- maybe they can smile, maybe they have, maybe they have spikes...

  • @johnthedork723

    @johnthedork723

    5 жыл бұрын

    420 likes

  • @cadennolen-weathington9277

    @cadennolen-weathington9277

    4 жыл бұрын

    666 likes

  • @CoRLex-jh5vx

    @CoRLex-jh5vx

    4 жыл бұрын

    69(8) likes

  • @quietsamurai1998

    @quietsamurai1998

    4 жыл бұрын

    999 likes

  • @robynthethird4776

    @robynthethird4776

    4 жыл бұрын

    It sounds like an infomercial from Interdimensional Cable

  • @Baronofevil
    @Baronofevil7 жыл бұрын

    I think that Jaa'ms should be able to vote.

  • @ArtByZac

    @ArtByZac

    5 жыл бұрын

    No Jaa'ms on the moon. They just run off the damn thing

  • @aletheaplass6557

    @aletheaplass6557

    5 жыл бұрын

    Baronofevil if we do not allow them to vote, we will all die

  • @elizabethrose6986

    @elizabethrose6986

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think Jaa'ms should be able to run for president

  • @ethanriem9242

    @ethanriem9242

    5 жыл бұрын

    whats up everybody I THINK JAA'MS SHOULD VOTE

  • @jasonfenton8250

    @jasonfenton8250

    5 жыл бұрын

    That is not how we talk here at meeting of the minds.

  • @sockeye42069
    @sockeye420697 жыл бұрын

    "I do not know how you are ambulating" is always a promising thing to hear about a living creature.

  • @FreezingmoonDSBM

    @FreezingmoonDSBM

    3 жыл бұрын

    Here to tell you you have 600 likes

  • @taylorb213

    @taylorb213

    2 жыл бұрын

    Vibe counselor out here doing the Lord’s work

  • @3bugsinatrenchcoat

    @3bugsinatrenchcoat

    Жыл бұрын

    ik it's been 5 years but he said undulating

  • @fozgoth

    @fozgoth

    Жыл бұрын

    @@3bugsinatrenchcoat He didn't? He said ambulating lol

  • @3bugsinatrenchcoat

    @3bugsinatrenchcoat

    Жыл бұрын

    @@fozgoth you are absolutely right. in my defense, when i googled ambulating it didn't show up as a word, but apparently it is and i was wrong. my bad!!

  • @Lishadra
    @Lishadra6 жыл бұрын

    I love how everyone's first choice in this game is "abomination"

  • @teddy-beargamer6385

    @teddy-beargamer6385

    4 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, there’s a lot of ways to do it

  • @pormpfspimperton6804

    @pormpfspimperton6804

    4 жыл бұрын

    There’s basically no ways not to

  • @matthewarnold4557

    @matthewarnold4557

    4 жыл бұрын

    My first instinct is to make Pokemon or Zerg. I'm not sure what that says about me.

  • @pop-tartdepression393

    @pop-tartdepression393

    4 жыл бұрын

    You say that like it’s a choice to make something horrifying, the abominations usually just happen on their own. You can’t stop them

  • @bengal4047

    @bengal4047

    3 жыл бұрын

    Did you mean: 'Oblivion character creation menu'?

  • @kaelin3707
    @kaelin37076 жыл бұрын

    backpack for his applesauce backpack where he keeps his applesauce jaa'ms got the applesauce that you crave everybody catch this juicy jaa'm wave

  • @lordtachanka903

    @lordtachanka903

    4 жыл бұрын

    kaelin x I scrolled for this comment, thankyou.

  • @ezekielmartin4323

    @ezekielmartin4323

    2 жыл бұрын

    - Griffin McElroy, sweet baby 30 under 30 media luminary

  • @niteowl9491

    @niteowl9491

    2 жыл бұрын

    i think of this every time i eat applesauce

  • @yusufevan9533

    @yusufevan9533

    2 жыл бұрын

    instablaster.

  • @ShellyTheSeal

    @ShellyTheSeal

    12 күн бұрын

    every time my partner says apple sauce I'm activated like a sleeper agent and recite this

  • @jimbo-jpg
    @jimbo-jpg6 жыл бұрын

    I love when Griffin just silently adds another -deformity- feature to Jaa'm and Justin just starts laughing

  • @FreezingmoonDSBM

    @FreezingmoonDSBM

    3 жыл бұрын

    Here to tell you you have 500 likes

  • @johnsmith2875
    @johnsmith28757 жыл бұрын

    Every generation of Jaa'm falls further from god's light.

  • @temporaltoast9692

    @temporaltoast9692

    5 жыл бұрын

    Everything the McElroy family creates, god actively fears.

  • @perro692

    @perro692

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's a funny trick

  • @taakotuesdays

    @taakotuesdays

    5 жыл бұрын

    Temporal Toast top 10 people god was too afraid to challenge: 1: the McElroy bros

  • @CoRLex-jh5vx

    @CoRLex-jh5vx

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@taakotuesdays 2. Clint McElroy, cuz who knows what else that man can create

  • @glumbortango7182

    @glumbortango7182

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@taakotuesdays 3: Pam (you know the one)

  • @Zaldeen519
    @Zaldeen5193 ай бұрын

    Rewatching this series in 2024 made me want to redownload and play Spore, so I downloaded a bunch of mods and played from the cell stage to the creature stage, made an apex predator I named "Growlie" and had a great time. Then the game crashed without warning and I stopped playing. Truly the quintessential spore experience.

  • @inkubus6192
    @inkubus61924 жыл бұрын

    How did Jaa’m, through all its peaks, valleys, and horrific design flaws, end up starting AND ending with ass-eyes?

  • @bree3318

    @bree3318

    2 жыл бұрын

    History repeats itself

  • @Lishadra

    @Lishadra

    2 жыл бұрын

    Time is a flat circle

  • @fwoqma

    @fwoqma

    Жыл бұрын

    recessive gene

  • @conorcoll4360

    @conorcoll4360

    Жыл бұрын

    Atavism

  • @anabominationagainstman3597

    @anabominationagainstman3597

    7 ай бұрын

    Funny trick on god

  • @depotagents
    @depotagents7 жыл бұрын

    Take it to the bank boys, this one's just like dog.

  • @depotagents

    @depotagents

    7 жыл бұрын

    oh fuck i called it

  • @bravetherainbow

    @bravetherainbow

    7 жыл бұрын

    yes you called it, just like a broken clock

  • @leorolando1924

    @leorolando1924

    7 жыл бұрын

    Toe to tip.

  • @TurboNemesis
    @TurboNemesis4 жыл бұрын

    "Boat Made of Hate" sounds like an SCP article

  • @alternateview8971

    @alternateview8971

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pair it with the ball of tangled fishing line and sharp objects and it’s a complete hellish fishing trip

  • @RailfoxStudios

    @RailfoxStudios

    3 жыл бұрын

    It also looks like an SCP. I guess Jaa’m is an SCP now. It’s just the one we couldn’t contain. And we’ve lived in fear ever since...

  • @Silverwind87

    @Silverwind87

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@RailfoxStudios Special Containment Procedures: If you see one in your house, set it on fire with you inside.

  • @crowthebro

    @crowthebro

    2 жыл бұрын

    the whole monster factory lineup is just a bunch of -j articles

  • @teddy-beargamer6385

    @teddy-beargamer6385

    11 ай бұрын

    @@crowthebro okay but with a little tweaking Pam would work as a proper SCP XD

  • @AriaBlue144
    @AriaBlue1444 жыл бұрын

    “I don’t like actually seeing it in 3D because he kinda looks like a boat...made of...hate

  • @FreezingmoonDSBM

    @FreezingmoonDSBM

    3 жыл бұрын

    Here to tell you you have 300 likes

  • @1nsgnfgnt

    @1nsgnfgnt

    3 жыл бұрын

    here to also tell you that you've got 300 likes

  • @benwitte5580
    @benwitte55805 жыл бұрын

    I want someone to draw one of those hyper-realistic drawings of Jaa’m

  • @aerystargaryenii8294

    @aerystargaryenii8294

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hold my beer Ben Witte

  • @izzy1894

    @izzy1894

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@aerystargaryenii8294 Did you do it?

  • @bradfairbairn2870

    @bradfairbairn2870

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@izzy1894 no I don't think he did

  • @AFarmerCalledChicken

    @AFarmerCalledChicken

    4 жыл бұрын

    Izzy it probably came to life and killed him

  • @ShadowSix77777

    @ShadowSix77777

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AFarmerCalledChicken The sight of such an image is so incomprehensible that the human mind can't handle it

  • @waffleless
    @waffleless7 жыл бұрын

    Tips from a former Pro Spore-player, or "Sporester" if you will: "Tab" gives you more of those SLIDERS for each part. "Ctrl" lets you to separate, a nice word for rip apart, the joints on a limb. "Alt" copies a part. And best of all: "A" (the letter A on the keyboard) makes parts ASYMMETRIC! Once you go asymmetric, you never go back-metric.

  • @QuestionableObject

    @QuestionableObject

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh no. This is too much power

  • @britneyspheres7yearsago11

    @britneyspheres7yearsago11

    5 жыл бұрын

    First paragraph: “Downvote this pompous fuckface” Second paragraph: “Literally a GOD”

  • @TigirlakaLaserwolf6

    @TigirlakaLaserwolf6

    5 жыл бұрын

    You didn't tell them how to get infinite money or turn off complexity

  • @bunnunyy4665

    @bunnunyy4665

    4 жыл бұрын

    Brother it is i

  • @YaBoiChipsAhoy

    @YaBoiChipsAhoy

    4 жыл бұрын

    What button makes it a fun game to play?

  • @Autumnishn
    @Autumnishn7 жыл бұрын

    i want ya'll to know this video made "ja'am" a regular part of my vocabulary. today i said "that's my ja'am" with a straight face. ya'll ruined me

  • @jodorambam

    @jodorambam

    7 жыл бұрын

    Fixed*

  • @jimbo-jpg

    @jimbo-jpg

    6 жыл бұрын

    the word "jaa'm" USED to be a regular part of my vocabulary and now I can't say it without laughing

  • @rynemcgriffin1752

    @rynemcgriffin1752

    4 жыл бұрын

    K. Tice It’s now been 2 years, he has invoked the name of the Ja’am and now K.Tice is applesauce

  • @mirmalchik

    @mirmalchik

    4 жыл бұрын

    *ya'all

  • @yellobanana6456

    @yellobanana6456

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm not sure if I should be sad or proud

  • @mcdeep7939
    @mcdeep79392 жыл бұрын

    Aug, 9, 2016 Griffin: Please... WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF GAMES WITH ROBUST CHARACTER DESIGNERS! Sep 30, 2020 Griffin: I've made a wooden man.

  • @sinombrerodriguez3442
    @sinombrerodriguez34424 жыл бұрын

    backpack for his ✨ applesauce ✨ backpack where he keeps his ✨ applesauce ✨ JAA'MS GOT THE ✨ APPLESAUCE ✨ THAT YOU CRAVE

  • @shinydino

    @shinydino

    3 жыл бұрын

    Everybody catch this juicy Jaa’m wave!

  • @CarryLarry
    @CarryLarry7 жыл бұрын

    26:54 I like how it shrieks when it is granted sight

  • @komahinasinner2967

    @komahinasinner2967

    5 жыл бұрын

    "OH DEAR GOD WHAT *AM* I?!?"

  • @rynemcgriffin1752

    @rynemcgriffin1752

    3 жыл бұрын

    “What have I become?”

  • @juanjuri6127
    @juanjuri61277 жыл бұрын

    I love the sincerity with which they say "Ha! ha! That's a funny trick to play on God!"

  • @FreezingmoonDSBM

    @FreezingmoonDSBM

    3 жыл бұрын

    Here to tell you you have 300 likes

  • @gothclown9013
    @gothclown90133 жыл бұрын

    the entire ja'am series is just filled with great quotes "hey give me your eyes, fat slug! i'm the sequel to dogs and i need your eyes, fat slug!"

  • @ThatGenericPyro

    @ThatGenericPyro

    Жыл бұрын

    "I'm a digital dog with *5* electric asses!"

  • @Echos.Art.Corner

    @Echos.Art.Corner

    Жыл бұрын

    "Once you open the Jaa'm box it is imperative you run as far as you can from the house"

  • @leorolando1924
    @leorolando19247 жыл бұрын

    I like how they're so good at Bart that they always accidentally create a guy who looks exactly like Bart Simpson from The Simpsons.

  • @elisec1640

    @elisec1640

    4 жыл бұрын

    bart simpson from the simpsons

  • @kat4421

    @kat4421

    4 жыл бұрын

    Toe to tip that’s a bart

  • @josephharold808

    @josephharold808

    4 жыл бұрын

    The middleingest simp

  • @bunny-ys9up

    @bunny-ys9up

    4 жыл бұрын

    so good at Bart

  • @mirmalchik

    @mirmalchik

    4 жыл бұрын

    all the way across the bart from the toe of the bart to the tip of the bart, that bart was a bart among barts

  • @crudlucasconsigliere4084
    @crudlucasconsigliere40845 жыл бұрын

    "Does the food go into a random mouth each time? No, it seems to favor your left hip." That's where I lost it.

  • @tylerguyler
    @tylerguyler6 жыл бұрын

    every time the sims crashes and i lose hours of progress i just start quoting 24:38 to myself

  • @Silverwind87

    @Silverwind87

    4 жыл бұрын

    GET IN YOUR BOX WILL

  • @bishopnickle2207

    @bishopnickle2207

    4 жыл бұрын

    I literally wrote this comment just as he said that

  • @charmedparticle
    @charmedparticle3 жыл бұрын

    Okay okay, will wright just had a masterclass ad run before this video and I’m having an existential unstoppable laughter crisis

  • @no_more_eros
    @no_more_eros7 жыл бұрын

    i almost peed myself at 12:15, that deep and menacing "banana" gets me every fucking time

  • @Liliputian07
    @Liliputian077 жыл бұрын

    "I am a digital dog with five electric asses" - Jaa'm, 2016

  • @lepus9588
    @lepus9588 Жыл бұрын

    the terrifyingly casual delivery of “that’s a funny trick to play on god” has stayed with me for Years

  • @peebo7008
    @peebo70083 жыл бұрын

    For a good chunk of time I just accepted the idea that Will Wright was British only to recently be confused and shocked seeing him talk live on stage. I’ve been living a lie for so long.

  • @kittygirl8699

    @kittygirl8699

    Жыл бұрын

    WDYM HE ISNT BRITISH ?

  • @SkiddlyBink

    @SkiddlyBink

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kittygirl8699 yeah he was born in atlanta, georgia...

  • @lennoxdraws
    @lennoxdraws7 жыл бұрын

    magnus burnsides would still lov this dog

  • @emmagrace1812

    @emmagrace1812

    6 жыл бұрын

    lennox Jaa'm would never run off the moon. He's too intelligent

  • @rockingraven6645

    @rockingraven6645

    6 жыл бұрын

    Magnus burnsides loves every dog

  • @EvilOttoJrProductions

    @EvilOttoJrProductions

    5 жыл бұрын

    unless its owner is Klarg, in which case Magnus would throw it into the fire

  • @bunny-ys9up

    @bunny-ys9up

    4 жыл бұрын

    I dare Magnus to love this dog

  • @eminempreg
    @eminempreg7 жыл бұрын

    monster factory but they're just fucking around on like doll divine games

  • @feli3235

    @feli3235

    6 жыл бұрын

    CorrosiveBlue THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

  • @crowthebro

    @crowthebro

    2 жыл бұрын

    mcelroy bros pls make this happen

  • @pmkitty01
    @pmkitty016 жыл бұрын

    these are the same people that made us cry over dnd

  • @FreezingmoonDSBM

    @FreezingmoonDSBM

    3 жыл бұрын

    Here to tell you you have 200 likes

  • @pecanarchy
    @pecanarchy4 жыл бұрын

    The sudden and unavoidable crash is such an authentic Spore moment, it sent me on a nostalgia trip like you wouldn’t believe

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow7 жыл бұрын

    "I'm Griffin McElroy.""And I'm Justin McElroy. This has been My Brother And Me... kiss your dog square on the lips."

  • @beanfootage
    @beanfootage7 жыл бұрын

    "SOMEONE COME FUCK THIIIIIS" had me fucking wheezing jfc

  • @jayvalenz9447
    @jayvalenz94474 жыл бұрын

    22:20 is highly underrated,,, the slow backward bend KILLS me every time

  • @ahobbit1273

    @ahobbit1273

    3 ай бұрын

    It's like reverse evolution.

  • @tjzambonischwartz
    @tjzambonischwartz4 жыл бұрын

    "The Cloaca Option" is the name of my next band.

  • @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band

    @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band

    2 жыл бұрын

    I will 100% join that band.

  • @Mr_Sunshine094
    @Mr_Sunshine0947 жыл бұрын

    "Hug me hooman. I'm ready for affection, hooman." -Jaa'm

  • @aletheaplass6557

    @aletheaplass6557

    5 жыл бұрын

    Alex Foma NO I WILL NOT HUG JAA'M I DO NOT WISH FOR MY FAMILY TO DIE

  • @WritingOnGames
    @WritingOnGames7 жыл бұрын

    "Dogs are over, guv." - Will Wright

  • @FreezingmoonDSBM

    @FreezingmoonDSBM

    3 жыл бұрын

    Here to tell you you have 800 likes

  • @Cameron-cy4fy

    @Cameron-cy4fy

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@FreezingmoonDSBM here to tell you you have one like

  • @leiram8833

    @leiram8833

    2 жыл бұрын

    *luv

  • @Shaded_Strawberries
    @Shaded_Strawberries4 жыл бұрын

    No one: Jaa’m 2.1 : *vibrating vigorously*

  • @reaganshumate726
    @reaganshumate7265 жыл бұрын

    Alright, who let Barry and Taako play with the Light of Creation

  • @emmagrace1812

    @emmagrace1812

    4 жыл бұрын

    This comment is way funnier than it has any right to be

  • @ainselcrowvenski487

    @ainselcrowvenski487

    3 жыл бұрын

    Taako: the problem with dogs is that they don’t look BITCHIN’ enough. Barry: Aw, I wanna put some flames on this ass-eyed dog!

  • @trixie7759

    @trixie7759

    3 жыл бұрын

    The true reason Magnus wants a dog, he had to live with a Jaa'm for 100 years and he needs a Dog Classic™

  • @stellargay

    @stellargay

    Жыл бұрын

    plot twist: not even john hunger wants good america

  • @spookychu2810
    @spookychu28107 жыл бұрын

    anyone wanna see my new jaa'msona

  • @ohjeezitslee4043

    @ohjeezitslee4043

    6 жыл бұрын

    yes.

  • @alchemicmercury

    @alchemicmercury

    5 жыл бұрын

    Very yes.

  • @helenbarrett9167

    @helenbarrett9167

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes²

  • @ducktales7315

    @ducktales7315

    4 жыл бұрын

    Where is it

  • @snazzy9175

    @snazzy9175

    4 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely

  • @kariannstickle2708
    @kariannstickle27085 жыл бұрын

    I had to come back to rewatch this for the 47th time because Justin's "Bananaaaa" was running through my head and I needed my soul cleansed

  • @JimJamTheAdmin

    @JimJamTheAdmin

    3 жыл бұрын

    I keep coming back to hear Will Wright talk about how he wishes his little creations would eat him.

  • @lilyhope432
    @lilyhope4326 жыл бұрын

    "That's a funny trick to play on God."

  • @Flowtail

    @Flowtail

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lily Hope 8:52

  • @trixie7759

    @trixie7759

    3 жыл бұрын

    The most powerful thing I've ever heard

  • @gemworm
    @gemworm4 жыл бұрын

    The last iteration of Jaa’m looks like a Furby if they were ACTUALLY demons...

  • @hylianexpected1171

    @hylianexpected1171

    4 жыл бұрын

    You say that as if they're NOT demons??

  • @yellobanana6456

    @yellobanana6456

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why do you think tattletail exists?

  • @gothclown9013
    @gothclown90137 жыл бұрын

    honestly, just the ball with the homer simpson-esque mouth is my favourite jaa'm

  • @joyphil4399

    @joyphil4399

    3 жыл бұрын

    I come back to this video solely for hateful chickpea jaa'm

  • @yellobanana6456

    @yellobanana6456

    2 жыл бұрын

    I feel like that's an insult to Homer Simpson

  • @soupcorvus7451

    @soupcorvus7451

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@yellobanana6456 it’s a compliment

  • @Sage_the_Turtoise

    @Sage_the_Turtoise

    2 жыл бұрын

    just like homer

  • @taylorb213

    @taylorb213

    2 жыл бұрын

    My favorite is propeller legs

  • @07flaugh
    @07flaugh7 жыл бұрын

    "Why does that keep happening to that" should be Monster Factory's catchphrase.

  • @yellobanana6456

    @yellobanana6456

    2 жыл бұрын

    That just kind of summarizes the whole thing

  • @alexconley1196
    @alexconley11962 жыл бұрын

    The slow devolution of Slam Jaa'm into a horror song is really the icing on the cake.

  • @Masterpdudley
    @Masterpdudley6 жыл бұрын

    “Absolute power corrupts absolutely”

  • @gomjabbar5785

    @gomjabbar5785

    4 жыл бұрын

    "don'it?"

  • @SeanieBlahBlah
    @SeanieBlahBlah7 жыл бұрын

    Oh Griffin, you've done a bad thing pal.

  • @orbit3287

    @orbit3287

    7 жыл бұрын

    *good

  • @jodorambam

    @jodorambam

    7 жыл бұрын

    No you've got this all wrong Orbit this is not just a good thing it's a good boy

  • @JeremyBell97
    @JeremyBell977 жыл бұрын

    The moon is the only place I can be safe from these dogs

  • @jodorambam

    @jodorambam

    7 жыл бұрын

    Not even the moon is safe from the tribal jaa'm with fully evolved wings

  • @ZebraOnYourNose

    @ZebraOnYourNose

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Jaa'm doesn't need to breathe. *May God have mercy on our souls.*

  • @leafyyawn7211

    @leafyyawn7211

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jeremy Lusk No Jaa'm on the moon

  • @emmagrace1812

    @emmagrace1812

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dogs aren't allowed on the moon. But Jaa'm are

  • @aletheaplass6557

    @aletheaplass6557

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jeremy Bell they will follow you

  • @TheHarrisontemple
    @TheHarrisontemple6 жыл бұрын

    _Thats a funny joke to play on god_

  • @FreezingmoonDSBM

    @FreezingmoonDSBM

    3 жыл бұрын

    Here to tell you you have 700 likes

  • @TheHarrisontemple

    @TheHarrisontemple

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@FreezingmoonDSBM 787 now apparently

  • @wendigovanderblitz4823
    @wendigovanderblitz48235 жыл бұрын

    *Come on and* *Slam* *In my nightmares lives* *Jaa'm*

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U6 жыл бұрын

    8:55 Why did no one timestamp this?

  • @wetbedsealand6779
    @wetbedsealand67793 жыл бұрын

    “Dogs aren’t in 3D” makes me actually tear up every time W h a t

  • @marxtrash
    @marxtrash10 ай бұрын

    I think my favorite part aside from everything is that they did not think to save ONCE during all this

  • @taylorb213
    @taylorb2133 жыл бұрын

    The fact that they can look at the gmail icon and say “there’s a good boy” with what I assume was a straight face deeply concerns me

  • @TylerZed
    @TylerZed7 жыл бұрын

    Dragon Age: Inquisition has a pretty deep character creator...

  • @teknowhale

    @teknowhale

    7 жыл бұрын

    Congrats Heres a badge for a bad joke

  • @TylerZed

    @TylerZed

    7 жыл бұрын

    Techno Whale There was a joke?

  • @Nissun0

    @Nissun0

    7 жыл бұрын

    I was just about to say the same. 1 and 2 have the most MF potential though.

  • @alexanderking5676

    @alexanderking5676

    7 жыл бұрын

    Well they could hack it like they did for ME2, which is without a doubt the most haunting video ever.

  • @LivelyPaint

    @LivelyPaint

    7 жыл бұрын

    I've made some real monsters in DAI, especially with the very detailed makeup controls.

  • @CharacterDesignForge
    @CharacterDesignForge7 жыл бұрын

    Having listened to Will Wright's speech, this is a spot on impression

  • @teknowhale

    @teknowhale

    7 жыл бұрын

    You mean Phoemix Wroght

  • @PsylomeAlpha

    @PsylomeAlpha

    6 жыл бұрын

    TeknoWhale that's from the ace Ventura series, right?

  • @ianderthal7884

    @ianderthal7884

    6 жыл бұрын

    Brookes Eggleston - Character Design Forge i

  • @devinschwarz

    @devinschwarz

    6 жыл бұрын

    Toe to tip, you've got a Will

  • @TelepathicVoyeur

    @TelepathicVoyeur

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tip to toe, that's a Will!

  • @zoots5096
    @zoots5096 Жыл бұрын

    This shouldn’t be, but this is 10000% my comfort KZread video. Best way for me to laugh, unwind and sleep is this gift right here.

  • @Flowtail
    @Flowtail6 жыл бұрын

    My mom thinks I'm doing homework, so I have to keep plugging my nose so that my laughter doesn't alert her to my procrastination

  • @cookiessprite
    @cookiessprite7 жыл бұрын

    This is the first McElroy video I ever watched. Oh boy.

  • @brookebleazard73
    @brookebleazard737 жыл бұрын

    please make a new monster factory soon my children are starving

  • @LowryYT
    @LowryYT6 жыл бұрын

    J'aam and his french cousin J'aime

  • @FreezingmoonDSBM

    @FreezingmoonDSBM

    3 жыл бұрын

    Here to tell you you have 200 likes

  • @RemVici
    @RemVici3 жыл бұрын

    22:20 “I think what we really need to do is really-“ *the groan of a man that has lost all faith*

  • @Mahkia
    @Mahkia7 жыл бұрын

    "Oh I'm gonna put some flames on this ass-eyed dog." - Griffin McElroy, 2016

  • @Pandatege
    @Pandatege7 жыл бұрын

    jaa'm 2.2 spider crab lookin ass fuckin gonna be fresh sushi on my plate lookin ASS

  • @Pandatege

    @Pandatege

    7 жыл бұрын

    3.0 LOOKS LIKE A TELETUBBIE

  • @Pandatege

    @Pandatege

    7 жыл бұрын

    im afraid if i say anything about 3.2 it's CURSED

  • @Pandatege

    @Pandatege

    7 жыл бұрын

    this whole vid is like going through god's old deviantart page it's magical

  • @sadboy-hk9ik

    @sadboy-hk9ik

    7 жыл бұрын

    this video is God's weird fetish art he hopes no one will ever stumble across

  • @theotherauthor740

    @theotherauthor740

    7 жыл бұрын

    this comment made me cry laughing. thank you.

  • @pluto2999
    @pluto29993 жыл бұрын

    the dog that pets you back

  • @maxmoseley6330
    @maxmoseley63304 жыл бұрын

    “Hey Will, I just noticed a quick bug report for your 2008 game. It just ate an hour and a half of my fucking life.”

  • @MadBunny1010
    @MadBunny10107 жыл бұрын

    "DO WE MAKE A THIRD SECRET FACE?"

  • @WritingOnGames
    @WritingOnGames7 жыл бұрын

    Can't wait to go to my local Planet Fuckburg cineplex to see 'Dogs 2 - Better Better Bigger Badder Better Fur Fur Furier Furrier Better They Can Maybe They Can Smile Maybe They Have Maybe They Have Spikes'

  • @yellobanana6456

    @yellobanana6456

    2 жыл бұрын

    You must have a pretty interesting life

  • @Kokonutzlz
    @Kokonutzlz5 жыл бұрын

    12:09 holy _shit_ the idea of a minion being replaced with this terrifying creature that is only a mouth but still says shit like "banana", all the characters acr like it's normal... That's hilarious and scary to me

  • @AFarmerCalledChicken
    @AFarmerCalledChicken4 жыл бұрын

    I feel I should inform people that I now own a chicken named Jaa'm. She's a horrible trash child and I love her. Edit: Jaa'm died via heart attack. Rest peacefully my beautiful child.

  • @sweetssandbox3526

    @sweetssandbox3526

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sorry for your loss

  • @possible_ghost
    @possible_ghost2 жыл бұрын

    I love that everyone's first instinct in this game seems to be "make the limbs stupid long"

  • @swankyfem
    @swankyfem5 жыл бұрын

    i have seen this video so many times i have nightmares that included griffin’s british accent

  • @jberrethful
    @jberrethful4 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: the jaa'm doesn't bite, it never has, it only jaa'mps.

  • @bittersweetart5041
    @bittersweetart50416 жыл бұрын

    The hints of Taako in Justin's voice is amazing.

  • @alyssaz4278
    @alyssaz42783 жыл бұрын

    I had a feeling the only way to cure my 2020 induced depression was to rewatch this. And the McElroy brothers do not disappoint

  • @monchhichifiend
    @monchhichifiend2 жыл бұрын

    happy 5th birthday to jaa’m

  • @charlottew5227
    @charlottew52272 жыл бұрын

    5 years later and I still watch these videos whenever I'm sad

  • @i-am-the-niece-of-satan5886
    @i-am-the-niece-of-satan58864 жыл бұрын

    The will wright impression? Hilarious. Getting an ad for masterclass with none other than the one, the only, REAL, HUMAN Will Wright before the video, and getting immediate whiplash from hearing what he really sounds like followed by Griffin’s impression? Truly a one of a kind experience.

  • @Lance-we2ud

    @Lance-we2ud

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is it accurate?

  • @Spitewick
    @Spitewick5 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite Monster Factory quotes is now "I'm a digital dog with fiiiiive electric asses."

  • @BookWyrmOnAString
    @BookWyrmOnAString4 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe this is what "That's a funny trick to play on god!" is from.

  • @Blackbirdness
    @Blackbirdness5 жыл бұрын

    Nothing like watching Justin and Griffin’s slow descent into frustration and resentment for Spore to cheer up your mood

  • @willd.4808
    @willd.4808 Жыл бұрын

    As SOON as he adjusts the lips at 26:23 it's like, oh, there it is, there's the Ja'am I know and love!

  • @lubu5939
    @lubu59397 жыл бұрын

    mmm b a n a n a

  • @SpookyDeerArt

    @SpookyDeerArt

    4 жыл бұрын

    i hate that i quote specifically this all the time and not anything else from this episode

  • @fjr4205

    @fjr4205

    3 жыл бұрын

    12:15 for anyone looking

  • @MetalMetallica8642
    @MetalMetallica86427 жыл бұрын

    Aww beans, whoever let these dogs out done goofed!

  • @TurboNemesis
    @TurboNemesis3 жыл бұрын

    I find it very sus that Griffin loves that ja'am has arms to open doors and feed itself, but was prepared to banish Hand Dog to oblivion for the same sins What's your agenda, mr. Mcelroy?

  • @AmphibiousGentleman

    @AmphibiousGentleman

    6 ай бұрын

    Jaa'm is somehow both Hand Dog *and* Face Cat.

  • @eco.3977
    @eco.39772 жыл бұрын

    the sound Griffin makes at 22:21 lives rent free in my head

  • @Samu_Rise
    @Samu_Rise7 жыл бұрын

    This series is truly amazing 1k likes 0 dislikes gg

  • @bravetherainbow

    @bravetherainbow

    7 жыл бұрын

    these boys make some good shit

  • @LWillRuleTheWorld
    @LWillRuleTheWorld7 жыл бұрын

    but griffin, there's no dogs on the moon

  • @emmagrace1812

    @emmagrace1812

    6 жыл бұрын

    Avery M. McFarland no dogs. But plenty of Jaa'm

  • @Zoe-xj5by
    @Zoe-xj5by6 жыл бұрын

    Are these guys the same guys from the 'whole lemon' thing?

  • @othergeorgea

    @othergeorgea

    5 жыл бұрын

    Zoe yup

  • @idontcare6736
    @idontcare67362 жыл бұрын

    I’m rewatching this for the first time in a while, and I just realized that Justin says “give it more of a Dune vibe” at 5:55 I don’t know what I thought he was saying before now

  • @duncanfery9377
    @duncanfery93773 жыл бұрын

    "That's a funny trick to play to God" is oe of the best thing ever said

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