The virgin killing Heimskr vs. The Chad listening to Heimskr talk everytime you're in Whiterun

@lynxfangr

Жыл бұрын

It's a tradition when I start a new play through. Get to Whiterun, take the time to listen to Heimskr's speech.

@daroth7127

5 ай бұрын

I still tear up sometimes

"The future of....TAAAMRIEEELLLL!" 1:41 Gotta admit the voice actor did a great job in this speech.

@MisterCF8

5 жыл бұрын

He voiced the nord males.

@speedfan05

5 жыл бұрын

1:44.

@Caillte_Cruleic

4 жыл бұрын

I’m working on replicating the voice. And memorizing his entire character voice lines.

@l.a4738

3 жыл бұрын

@@Caillte_Cruleic how's work?

@istolethispfpsorry485

2 жыл бұрын

@@Caillte_Cruleic How is it going?

The ten dislikes are the Thalmor who want to take our homes, our businesses, our children, and our very lives.

@Caillte_Cruleic

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@LukeyMia4

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta hate those knife ears lmao

@korvusgaming4927

3 жыл бұрын

OUR VERY LIIIIIIIVES?! And what does the Empire do?! NOTHING!!! Nay, worse than nothing!

@gemhunter498

2 жыл бұрын

No, the Thalmor controls the will of the Empire. The Elves wish to take our homes, our businesses, our children, and our very lives?

@godotuser1622

2 жыл бұрын

now you can't see dislike numbers anymore . sad

I literally never found him annoying, I prefer him to Nazeem, and his devotion for Talos is inspiring, he'll literally sleep in a tent in the middle of town after the stormcloaks lay siege to Whiterun and he'll continue to get up in the morning and praise Talos

@birisuandrei1551

Жыл бұрын

Funny thing is, I've killed him, and later in the game I've sieged Whiterun, and was very confused to find a random tent added next to Jorvaskr with nobody who uses it... First ever playthrough

@thefattertheratter45

Жыл бұрын

I've always just thought of walking by him and hearing him preach as you walk away as just part of Whiterun

@YYYZZZ-sk3mf

7 ай бұрын

You slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat nsdap nazi

@arghpee

6 ай бұрын

if you help the empire, he gets jailed lol

I want to memorize this and start yelling this in school.

@pqbdwmnu

6 жыл бұрын

*LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF TALOS STORMCROWN, BORN OF THE NORTH, WHERE MY BREATH IS LOOOOOONG WINTER*

@VChong1991

5 жыл бұрын

Screw yelling in front of a school, do it in front of a church! 😆

@Caillte_Cruleic

4 жыл бұрын

I am actually in the process of memorizing this.

@gemhunter498

2 жыл бұрын

I am memorizing this for halloween

@Itsdeadfrosty

2 жыл бұрын

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.” Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

AND THE EIGHT BECAME NINE!

@RedSpiderZero

5 жыл бұрын

AND THEN SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!

I'll be setting this as my alarm. "RISE UP, RIIIISE UP CHILDREN OF THE EMPIRE"

@Caillte_Cruleic

4 жыл бұрын

XD!!!!!!

day one of playing skyrim: This guy is annoying, what would I have to do to get away with killing him? year x of playing skyrim: *youtube search Heimskr speach*

@scotteboi7431

4 жыл бұрын

What I did is break into his house then wait until night fall. Then I smashed his head with a giant two handed orc hammer

@Caillte_Cruleic

4 жыл бұрын

I am greatly disappointed in you... shoulda used a thalmor two handed warhammer

@pickle_chin4382

4 жыл бұрын

Alco Jack lol

@emeraldkoala2543

3 жыл бұрын

@@pickle_chin4382 Oh it's Princess Leia, I believe Master Skywalker went that way, ma'am.

The voice actor did amazing on this

0:32 "Talos the Mighty, Unerring, Unassailable! To you we give praise!" The combination of this line of dialogue with the "Streets of Whiterun" soundtrack is... an indescribable beauty; the voice actor truly does deserve more credit, because it almost sounds like he's singing along with the city's theme music. I draw from it veneration, humility, a harmonious tranquility

Currently working on a Heimskr cosplay and I'm totaly going to yell this speech until I loose my voice at next con!

@arontavares5248

6 жыл бұрын

LMFAO DO IT

@arontavares5248

6 жыл бұрын

FILM IT TOO

@theshribe

5 жыл бұрын

I actually came to this video for this exact purpose.

@psychsoma

4 жыл бұрын

Now I want to do this

@Caillte_Cruleic

4 жыл бұрын

Hey how did you find the pieces to his costume. Simply, can you direct me to where you bought them. Working on memorizing it all. I want to go full in and I have no clue about costuming.

0:25 I am crying at how unfunny my humor has become

@rev4837

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you, I was looking for this for a prank

I LOVE LOOVE! MOIST TOWELETTES!

@HazarTulum

5 жыл бұрын

They make me feel so GLOOORIOUS!

@dickmarx1298

5 жыл бұрын

And moist towelletes love you too 😘

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933

4 жыл бұрын

Intriguing...but highly disturbing

@neverplayfair5321

4 жыл бұрын

Embrace the powerful tacos

@emeraldkoala2543

3 жыл бұрын

Are they Hawthorne Wipes?

Saw a preacher at a con who was damning everyone to hell if they didn't convert to jesus christ. I've decided that I'm going to learn this speech and maybe get a talos statue so I can set up next to him.

@zeldascroller

6 жыл бұрын

Channel for comments pls do it

@PhillHughes

6 жыл бұрын

I have done this exactly twice. It's the most hillarious thing. Especially with a megaphone

@lifewiththehomies8011

6 жыл бұрын

PhillDubs that's fucked up, dude. Lmfao

@pqbdwmnu

6 жыл бұрын

*LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF TALOS STORMCROWN*

@reidparker1848

5 жыл бұрын

Channel for comments You are a blind fool.

He always says that “AND THERE IT IS, AN UGLY TRUTH” when i walk by him

@batrachianbill9760

Жыл бұрын

I think he's making fun of you... XD

Serious Christian here. This voice actor did a great job. Intense, Booming, and at times laced with an almost manic fervor. If there trully was a Talos, he would be proud of this man (and his sacrifice ahem)

@Faded_Chew

4 жыл бұрын

Lutheran here as well as a gamer. this has some parallels between Christianity and Elder Scrolls lore as well. Jesus went from man to divine. Talos (being one of the nine gods in the elder scrolls universe) did the same thing in Elder Scrolls lore. One other interesting thing. The Thalmor (or high elves) are similar to atheists in a way. They don't believe in Talos, and think that because Talos was once a man, he shouldn't be worshipped. While atheists don't believe in any Gods whatsoever, it's still very similar imo.

@WretchedRedoran

4 жыл бұрын

@@Faded_Chew The Dwemer (Dwarves) were also actual athiests.

@jerryblue017

4 жыл бұрын

@@WretchedRedoran Dwemers aren't atheists. It would be foolish to be an atheist in a world of Elder Scrolls. Its just that the Dwemers don't respect the Gods. They know they exist but they just don't care about them and even disrespect them.

@WretchedRedoran

4 жыл бұрын

@@jerryblue017 Shit, yeah. I'm dumb ._.

@newplayer5433

4 жыл бұрын

@@Faded_Chew Whoa I made this comment forever ago...Hello Daded_Chew, nice to know I was not alone in my thoughts about talos. Stay Cool, And remember, WE ARE BUT MAAAAGGOTS...WRITHING IN THE FIIIIIILLLTH....OF OUR OWWWN CORRRRUPTION! God Bless You.

I just want a mod where any time you speak to Heimskr, he greets you with the I LOVE YOU from 1:28

LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF TALOS STORMCROWN, BORN OF THE NORTH! WHERE MY BREATH IS LONG WINTER!

@Yolo-Fellow-Kids

2 ай бұрын

I BREATH NOW, IN ROYALTY, AND RESHAPE THIS LAND, WHICH IS MINE, I DO THIS, FOR YOU, RED LEGIONS, FOR I LOVE YOU

Me: **Sees my crush** All my blood cells: 2:52

@gioflores

3 жыл бұрын

THIS IS SO UNDERRATED LOL

@tj-co9go

Жыл бұрын

Me when I see my crush: 1:28 - 1:35

1:56 Heimskr: Talos is the true god of man Shor: *Crying quietly in the corner*

@Rodrigo_B_Viana

26 күн бұрын

Talos is Shezarrine, he is Lorkham and Shor

"I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine, I do this for you red legion, for I love you", CHIM means royalty, to know CHIM you must know love, and so is The Red King reshape his land from vile jungle into the flatland we all know about

@avgvstvs7

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao talos CHIMmed the vehk out of japanese/mesoamerican aspects of cyrodiil and gave us vehking flatland roman fanboy manure

@daroth7127

7 ай бұрын

​@@avgvstvs7 Talos paid his men in farmland, if makes sense, but yea holy shit where is all the Alessian/Cyrodilic/Akaviri stuff in Cyrodill

@luckyabdurrahman1085

Ай бұрын

​@@avgvstvs7 when the hell was cyrodiil ever mesoamerican, that can be attributed maybe to black wood and or cyrodiilic part of black marsh nor is it japanese really, alinor is kinda japanese in a way, and well, cyrodiil is the breadbasket of tamriel, personally I prefer the flatlands myself especially anvil

Love him or hate him, the streets of whiterun wouldn't be the same without his voice.

Tiber Septim- murderous, treacherous, ruthless warlord who somehow got hands of reality-shaping superweapon and in divinity most likely merged with other characters, whom he had betrayed to achieve this. Priest about him: "He loved us!"

@spencermannan6075

Жыл бұрын

I mean, he did love those that served under him, I'm pretty sure (AKA Red Legion)

@diavolo7470

11 ай бұрын

Shut up imperial dog!

Heimskir when he remembers the game with the funny spacemen 0:25

HE SAID AMOUNG US

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." [note 1] Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

I listened to this for an hour straight, and i am now proud to say i have become a disciple of Sheogorath.

This inspired me to start playing Skyrim again thank you

"That Heimskr's crazy. Him and his talk o' Talos. Wish he'd just shut up." - Brenuin

This is amazing for many, many reasons, some of which you'd never guess. But you have my sincere gratitude.

@matthew_w98

8 жыл бұрын

+The Hobatron Hehe you're very welcome~

2:05 I love how he calls the planet "Earth" instead of "Nirn".

@SomeOne-vf1rs

2 жыл бұрын

Ah. Bit of a goof. Unless they use Earth to mean land like we do, while the planet is just Nirn. It is probably a writing error though. Never noticed that before.

@drpavel_

Жыл бұрын

gotta cater to the normies

Finishing the Civil War questline from the Imperials' side and finding him missing... hit me in a way I never expected. Just point me where they got him prisoner and I'll save the man, dammit.

@feywildheart2878

3 жыл бұрын

You mean he doesn't go on a fury induced rampage and get beheaded by the guards? I thought that was everyone's experience.

@felixbonneau1834

2 жыл бұрын

You are a liar.

@SomeOne-vf1rs

2 жыл бұрын

I sided with the imperials too and didn’t know (and hadn’t noticed until you mentioned, since I don’t go to whiterun often) that heimskr would be arrested. I don’t support the filthy rebels and their racist king, but Heimskr really makes whiterun complete.

@felixbonneau1834

2 жыл бұрын

@@SomeOne-vf1rs That is not true at all!

@SomeOne-vf1rs

2 жыл бұрын

Felix Bonneau What is not true?

I may be a fan of the Empire, but I won't lie, I *love* this guy's voice acting.

@stalledrain4093

3 жыл бұрын

You Imperial bastard!

@rationalroundhead6739

2 жыл бұрын

@@stalledrain4093 Justice! Death to the stormcloaks!

@felixbonneau1834

2 жыл бұрын

Well if you like the empire, you like Talos, only dumb stormcloak don't realise it, even the emperor worship Talos in secret

@HomeSlice97

2 жыл бұрын

@@felixbonneau1834 yet allow the Thalmor to genocide their own people for it.

@duncanharrell5009

Жыл бұрын

Yet permit the Thalmor to roam their lands and kill or imprison the faithful?

*Pause video* *Open new YT window* *search "Streets of whiterun"* *Play in the background while listening to this* I am now a believer

Back when Skyrim was released I was a kid, but I learned this speech by heart and even though I didn't even fully understand it (ESL) the sheer passion of this man's voice was enough for me to try and immitate it. I used to terrorize TF2 servers and Omegle with just randomly bursting into a passionate speech about Talos. Good times. I should re-learn it and do it again.

Your children, your very liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvveeesssssssss?????

No mention of Shor or Kyne here. A real "True nord"

0:25 AMONG US

I read somewhere that Heimskr was this voice actor's favorite character he did for the game. You can tell he had fun with it

i love, LOVE moist towelets

2:22 he says EARTH instead of NIRN, hmm

@isaacnelson1118

4 жыл бұрын

Just noticed that yesterday when i was playing lol

@Henrex2000

3 жыл бұрын

Earth just means land in this context

@robertcorbell1006

3 жыл бұрын

It's an old-fashioned way of saying "dirt".

@robertcorbell1006

3 жыл бұрын

Plus Bretons will use "Oblivion" and "Hell" interchangeably in all previous games.

@molasseshands

3 жыл бұрын

Okay I see what you're saying, but as far as I know the word earth (meaning dirt) comes from the word earth (the planet). So because there isn't an earth, why would they still have that word. I mean there are probably more examples of that happening in the game. Maybe the people of skyrim speak some completely other language and it's just translated for ease

i listen to this everynight before i sleep

@exaid0556

Жыл бұрын

Talos is with you!

We are but *MÄÄGÖTS!*

Maybe the greatest npc of all time.

Imagine this guy reciting the Our Father or the Hail Mary.

He may be annoying, but Whiterun isn't quite the same without him. I'll never pick a side!

@wensasutforskning9505

2 жыл бұрын

You can pick a side you know? Just saying. Pick the Stormcloak Rebellion if you are a true Nord.

@7ace729

Жыл бұрын

@@wensasutforskning9505 tell me you know nothing about the white gold concordat without telling me you know nothing about the white gold concordat

I'm using this for my video. Thank you for providing.

0:24 YOU WALKED AMONG US

@Sparkette

Жыл бұрын

sus

@TimtheEnchanter1121

Жыл бұрын

Assman

1:29 I LOVE YOU TOO HEIMSKR

0:25

Watch it rise up! Rise!!! Into the ass of elves!

@YEgar97

2 жыл бұрын

Ah.... I see you're the man of culture as well.

I always get the "aye, love, LOVE" part when I go up to dragonsreach

I think I've never managed to listen to the end before Poor Heimskrs throughout so many saves....

Heimskr is a legend I always listen to his speeches :)

"FOR THE FUTURE OF SKYYYRIM! FOR THE FUTURE OF... TAMRIEEEEL!"

This needs a revival...

It's that you, Martin Luther?

I need a 10 hour version

Such amazing asmr

I never noticed he sounds like a bad Dracula impression The lines about maggots and dung always cracks me up

This is what happens when Heimskr is "silenced" in the skyrim special edition remake version; One googles his speech in desperation for that genuine sentimental feeling.

@odioalospoopers

2 жыл бұрын

Eh? I have special edition and he's as fervent as ever

@kajsasentry3686

2 жыл бұрын

@@odioalospoopers yes i discovered that this time around too. Either something was wrong with My gamefile or they re implemented His speech again later. 🤔 But it was let me tell you, a dread to find a silent heimskr. 😂

1:02

@theshribe

5 жыл бұрын

Talos is ass man confirmed

I slowed the audio and he sounds like he drank too much.

Sleeping to this

Bruther, Michael Gough as Heimskr sounds like Jimmy Livingstone, the VA for the Elden Ring intro cinematic.

(me who has played skyrim for years and has this already memorized just me walking past him over and over again)

Save this audio to release it on telemarketers that keep spam calling you over and over...

This is my new wake up alarm

Now i remember why i killed Heimskr, props to the voice actor behind him, he's awesome, but hearing this speech whenever i go to skyforge, Dragonsreach or Jorvaskr... His screaming made me "accidentally" shoot an arrow into his Knee...

Watching this on a 4K HDR tv.

(A) Open door to Whiterun. (Enters town) “WE ARE BUT MAGGOTS! WRITHING IN THE FILTH OF OUR OWN CORRUPTION!”

While you, have ascended from the DUUNNNGGG OF MORTality

His audio file got screwed up and said let me show you the power of my ass fan

In Whiterun I just die from the screaming in the background ....

Please like and share. This is just the message we need amidst the chaos of this world.

1:04 Taken from Michael Kirkbride's writings of Talos and how he transformed Cyrodill from a dense jungle into forests and grasslands.

There might have been incredible fun to record those lines.

Pull up to the function blasting this

Crazy how he got that heavy smoker throat from preaching alone

"You have come! You have come to hear the word of Talos!"

someone in speech class better rock this like a lunatic for a project

I dont know i got so emotional in eveey speech

This is what Lucia has to listen to all day, every day.

When you first play Skyrim and think Heimskr is a fool, but then research more of the lore and realize he is based and CHIM-pilled. The way he mentions Mantling of Royalty, and the Dragon Break (like how the fuck does Heimskr stay out of the cycle, to know of the change, which not only occured, but occured so that it was always that way); Im just saying the dude is a few steps from ascension or zero sum

I can say the entire damn thing together with him from memory

Auuueeegh! *ARISE* now ye tarnished!

Are we allowed to add subtitles to this great piece of work?

@matthew_w98

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, sure. Just turned on the permission for it, let me know if it doesn't work (:

@yuuka4964

7 жыл бұрын

All done. It worked quite well. Now, give it a few days, it is still in the "Review" zone :)

@MythHunterInvestigat

6 жыл бұрын

Lathryn Nice job on them

Number 1 Talos meat-rider

Honestly he makes a good point

I never believed in asmr till I heard this

i like the way he says maggots

Talos is DIVINE

Yeah! You tell them Heimskr! Down with those dam elv ... ... ... o wait

1:24 I do this.. for you! Red Legions! FOR IIIIII LOVE YOU!!

Heimskr is a better preacher than anyone on TBN.

I encountered a funny audio glitch with him

The rantings of an upjumped zealot make for tedious listening.

0:42 the best part

0:30 but AAAAAAAAAAAS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

@feywildheart2878

3 жыл бұрын

Let me SHOOOOW you the power of my ASS man!

To the one true Morty. Justin roiland. And true Rick...