You gotta give him credit for thinking up a perfectly looping speech with no clear beginning or end.

@Peter..Griffin

8 ай бұрын

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." [note 1] Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

YOUR VERY LIIIEEEEEeeeEeeEEVS!?

@ryanmulherin2682

8 жыл бұрын

lawl

@MerlinxD

7 жыл бұрын

and what the empire do? NOOOOOOOOOOOOTHINGGG!!

@ryanmulherin2682

7 жыл бұрын

I hit my soup

@MerlinxD

7 жыл бұрын

lel

@ChungmigWarrior

6 жыл бұрын

RiiIIIsSseE up R I I I S E E uP ChIldREn of tHe EmpIrE

Such brilliant voice acting

@ayylmao8375

5 жыл бұрын

Alex Caterham way better than the court wizard in whiterun (forget his name)

@bonegrave4963

5 жыл бұрын

@@ayylmao8375 Farengar Secret-Fire.

@karasu6182

Жыл бұрын

​@@bonegrave4963😊

so rise up RIIIIIIIIIIISE UP!!!!!!

@ChungmigWarrior

6 жыл бұрын

For IIII LOOOOVE YOUUU!!!!!

@lkvideos7181

4 жыл бұрын

*nobody even pays attention* Heimskr: *I SAID*

If this guy was a real street preacher, I'd convert. Praise Talos!

@rocksparadox

5 жыл бұрын

@Trent Stevens Hail Sithis and praise Kek!

@Darkness-ie2yl

4 жыл бұрын

He's the Jehovahs Witness of Skyrim

@thestranger4894

4 жыл бұрын

he's literally a textbook stereotypical street preacher lmao

@SeaJay_Oceans

4 жыл бұрын

Earth Equivalent: kzread.info/dash/bejne/f4iAxdaLlZPLlM4.html Every religion has street preachers... maybe not Buddhists - they are just sitting under a tree meditating. Fairly quiet belief system. But here are two guys making a nice youtube video, without any yelling - just explaining things that they believe. kzread.info/dash/bejne/m3iq29GthbqYlLA.html

@reapergod531

4 жыл бұрын

Kik is ded

The funniest thing about Heimskr is that once you get into metaphysics behind Elder Scrolls universe, you will realize he is absolutely right.

@bkzomen1

3 жыл бұрын

They hated him because he spoke the truth... Praise Talos.

@odioalospoopers

2 жыл бұрын

@@bkzomen1 nah, talos was a traitor br*ton, worship brother Martin who sacrificed himself for nirn

@msb539

2 жыл бұрын

@@odioalospoopers Martin would have made a fine emperor. I always take Akatosh's blessings in the temple of the one in fond rememberance of brother Martin.

@Donderu

Жыл бұрын

@@odioalospoopersit’s canonically confirmed that Talos is a true God, it’s the objective truth

@ValeBridges

Жыл бұрын

@@Donderu Talos is basically Lorkhan 2: Enantiomorphic Boogaloo

YOUR VERY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES????

I wiped Whiterun out once, and it became so desolate and ghost-townie. I started a new save, and, for the first time, I was actually happy to hear Heimskr preach because it was a breath of life in a town previously inhabited by silence.

@carrotsporks

7 жыл бұрын

GnarlyBellyButton now I want to kill everyone except Heimskr so no one can interrupt his preaching

@scaryfaiiryy

11 ай бұрын

What is wrong with you

FOR I LOVE YOU!!!!!! That line always gets me.

@jacksonhaug8015

4 ай бұрын

He was quoting hjalti early-beard i think. He was pouring his heart out to the empire he united. Ironic that hes called the unassailable and the empire still supports enforcing the concordat.

I love! LOVE moist towelettes!

@multipoep5

9 жыл бұрын

they feel so clean on my glorious ass!

@CubeHeadGaming1

7 жыл бұрын

Watch *shield your eyes"

@desfox3685

7 жыл бұрын

EMBRACE THE POWERFUL tacos

@ra_alf9467

4 жыл бұрын

Intruiging, but highly disturbing

@loganmclarry

2 ай бұрын

They feel so GLORIOUS on my sweet ass, watch

I actually like Heimskr.

@cadaver_on_autopilot

8 жыл бұрын

I DoN't SeE WhY PeOpLe DiSlIkE HiM

@DiamondsOf2

8 жыл бұрын

gamzee, you type like a fucking moron.

@cadaver_on_autopilot

8 жыл бұрын

DiamondsOf2​ ThEn YoU DoN'T GeT ThE ReFeReNcE

@scrubclub7138

7 жыл бұрын

he's annoying and even worse with the stormecloaks, honestly I'm not with the empire either. The stormecloaks started the war, but thalmor are evil and conspire with the empire so i can't trust either so I can't trust anyone deep lore wise I always support my Dark Brotherhood brothers and sisters but if I could I'd become a Deadric prince and destroy these fools and have my deadra invade the world and be the first Dragonborne Deadric King.

@ThatGuysChannel

7 жыл бұрын

Scrub Club Stormcunts*

I really admire him...he comes out at 6 every morning and preaches until late at night, while the worship of Talos is banned. After his house is destroyed (if you either take Whiterun as a Stormcloak or protect it as an Imperial) he sets up a small campsite above the statue of Talos and continues to preach.

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

@azazel166

5 жыл бұрын

Worship of Talos is strictly forbidden.

There's a lot of references to different religions in his speech, specially to Christianity. The story creators here did a amazing job. They are studied numerous religious traditions to create the game metaphysics. Amazing!!

After I ended up listening to him I joined the Stormcloaks only for Talos. Praise the Nine Divines!

@undeniableluck1239

5 жыл бұрын

I just wish the blessing of Talos was actually of any use to me at all. My blessing of Talos always says "Time between shouts is decreased 0%". Always. No matter what race I am, what playstyle I choose, it's always 0%.

@Kirokill1

3 жыл бұрын

@@undeniableluck1239 It says 0% but it’s actually 20%

...and what dos the Empire do? NATHING! NAY, WORST DAN NATHING!

“I do this for you, red legions, for I LOVE you!” Such an incredible voice actor, his delivery on that line is phenomenal, but unfortunately I have to listen to him all the time in whiterun near dragonsreach or the skyforge so it gets annoying after a while and loses its charm

The Thalmor knife-ears glow in the dark. You can see them when you're riding. You just run them over, that's what you do!

I nearly died the first time I went down and heard "I LOVE YOU! LOVE, LOVE!!"

"And what does the empire do?... NAURHTHING!!"

Just realized Heimskr is a stormcloak in a *usually* imperial hold

@ulysses284

7 жыл бұрын

Ansixi that's the whole reason he's there, to convince the imperials to praise Talos

@ThatGuysChannel

7 жыл бұрын

Ansixi If you knew lore, whiterun is neutral jarl balgruuf even says so

@evanmann53

4 жыл бұрын

@CrazyFugitive The "Imperial' Pantheon is a mix of the pantheon of man. (look it up i honestly thought this was well known... not a slight at you im honestly saying this) People seem to forget.. NORDS BUILD THE EMPIRE... TALOS IS A NORD (Colovians are nords and imperials who share a common culture which is very Nord -centric.) (or half NORD ..Brenton) The nords sided with Alessia's empire and helped it flourish. Nords don't hate THE EMPIRE. They hate the WEAKENED empire that they have become. Listen to Ulfric's speech he mentions an Empire to weak to rule us but wont let us rule ourselves. If anyone knows the important of the empire and its significant to Talos its the nords. From the WIKI: As the High Priestess of Akatosh, Alessia became the leading religious authority within Cyrodiil, and was forced to decide on what faith the Empire would maintain. In order to please both the Nords of Skyrim, who were insurmountable in helping her cause, those Ayleids who stood with Alessia's rebellion, and the freed slaves who still kept elvish faith, Alessia merged portions of the Nordic Pantheon, and the Elven one, into a single religion, known wholly as the Eight Divines,[10] with Akatosh as its chief.[13] It is stated that, in this early stage of the religion, Shezarr was reassigned to a role as the "spirit behind all human undertaking."[10]

@evanmann53

4 жыл бұрын

The empire turned it back on the NORDS and Ulfric in the Markarth Incident. Why would the nords want to be a part of this mockery, the shadow of the Empire that their Hero/God King founded. The Thalmor think that they can keep Skyrim divided with Ulfric but I think that was a miscalculation. Ulfric defeated the High King of Skyrim in an Ancient Nordic Honor Duel, his right to rule is there alone in my Opinion. He is blessed with the voice and a legitimate Noble. I agree the nords do need to take a more present role in a new Empire but this Mede Dynasty is a joke and even the imperial citizens are coming to see this now. (from some of the dialogue of the game) This is just my opinion on the matter and wasn't intended to bash or berate you in anyway and I await your response. honestly I love talking about these topics and would love to see your rebuttal.

@kjaldir1089

4 жыл бұрын

@@evanmann53 I can only agree

Wow, I never noticed he was preaching against the presence of the elves in Skyrim. I was too busy laughing at his screaming whenever I happened to run by. XD

@aviniciussouza100

8 жыл бұрын

Actually, he is preaching against a law created by the Thalmor to forbidden Talos's cult. He is not against elves's themselves, but against the Thalmor and their laws.

@hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561

2 жыл бұрын

All of the Elves must be Purged!!!!

@litewave5186

Жыл бұрын

@@aviniciussouza100 he never specifies that though, and seems to imply that somehow ALL elves are Thalmor.

@redlight3932

Жыл бұрын

​@@hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561 Skyrim belonged to the snow elves the nords can screw off the the mountains like they should

@hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561

Жыл бұрын

@@redlight3932 Once again a normie that knows NOTHING of the lore. Nords were birthed into the world at the top of the throat of the world(which is one of the ten towers which upholds all reallity) by goddess Kyne, handcrafted by the divines to be the ultimate warriors which would aid Shor in the battle of Armageddon which would take place at the end of the Kalpa. Then they were driven out from their ancestral home. And even then Snow Elves did not come to Skyrim after that. The Northern Nedian tribes, which are a lost race of men inhabited Skyrim, then later Snow Elves arrived and genocided them all and took Skyrim. SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS! FUCKING DEAL WITH IT!

I propose using "Heimskr" as a verb for loudly preaching in a public place, IE "There's that crazy street preacher at the local Walmart, pulling a Heimskr."

@kyleerickson6445

5 жыл бұрын

That isn't actually using it as a verb, but your point is taken and I like the idea!

@ValterFrey

5 жыл бұрын

I like Heimskr but I could attest to that

@shampoovta

3 жыл бұрын

I just did that very thing here kzread.info/dash/bejne/pIii2dCqgsbRfKg.html I read your comment only after I did. xDLOL

@Elias___

3 жыл бұрын

Look at that guy heimskring the guards to submition.

@Sparkette

2 жыл бұрын

That's using it as a noun, not a verb.

Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

@theamazingmr.shovelman8328

5 жыл бұрын

Heimskr The Priest I trust you

My favorite NPC

ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY FANOS HE WHO IS BOTH FAN AND DIVINE!

I LOVE YOU TOO

@ra_alf9467

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up, will you

fun fact skyrim is filled with both icelandic words and names, draugr for an example is clearly draugur wich translates to ghost. we also have the word Heimskur wich translates to stupid! clever betseda games..... XD

@ZackTheGiant

9 жыл бұрын

Quite! the amount of twisted nordic tales and words are pretty flippin' cool!

@ps1tops4

8 жыл бұрын

yep all the nords have icelandic names while the imperials have italian names, redguards having arabic names and bretons having welsh names i guess

@turbopotato4575

7 жыл бұрын

And Farkas is wolf in Hungarian lol

@greggreg2458

4 жыл бұрын

@@turbopotato4575 So Aela is wolf in what language?

@Darkness-ie2yl

4 жыл бұрын

So Bethesda mocks Christians then. What a surprise in this Satan loving world.

"Your very LIIIVES?"

Step 1: cosplay Heimskr Step 2: remember speech Step 3: go to Abortion Protest Step 4: preach the word of mighty Talos!

WE ARE BAAHT MAAAGETS, WRIIIIIIIITHING IN THE FEELTH OF AR OEN CORRUPSHEN!!!

Heimskr: I do this, for you, Red Legions, for I LOVE YOU!! I love...LOVE!!! :3

praise talos and his shout time reduction

back in the day, i was having a hard time, living off old bean cans i found in rural stead northern region villages, talking to adventures, living off the 4 gold pieces i had back then. all of a suddon i saw a nice hawt chicken in the hay bail of rothenger, it looks like it would be a nice fuak and a half, so i spread its little bird cheacks as the whole village steamed their eyes into my loind. the village was intriegued but highly distrurbed. i walked north after i was banished from rothenger and found my self among whiterun. a noble place, but i had no name there. i looks into the town square and feasted my eyes into a beautiful lucious man. a man who would forever change me on the outside and inside! i found talos!

TALOS IS THE TRUE GOD

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!

Its so quiet after the Vampires killed him

@eagleandy1

2 жыл бұрын

Lucky. In all my playthroughs so far they killed the General Goods ow or, so it was always locked and never restocked

he is both *MAN* and.... *DIVIIINEE*

You know as much as everyone makes fun of this dude, he actually ends up kind of being right about the Thalmor.

Never thought I'd miss this zealot's voice

This man is the reason i joined stormcloacks

@ಇLiv

5 жыл бұрын

I joined the stormcloaks because I dont like elves.

@Lightwood745

3 жыл бұрын

Stormcloak dogs, long live the emperor!

@Matthew-rc1xt

Жыл бұрын

@@Lightwood745 *Imperials after licking Thamlor boots and terrorizing innocent Nords

If I held my arms up for that long, they would fall asleep.

i don't really have a problem with him using the word earth. notice how it isn't capitalized in the subtitles? i like to think he means earth as in ground.

@JC_Denton_

6 жыл бұрын

Hidole555 earth is said in oblivion and morrowind in much the same context so it's not lore breaking just not often said

@jaredanderson7494

4 жыл бұрын

Its reasonable to assume they would have used nirn as their word for ground tho?

@jiraffe9600

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaredanderson7494 Maybe earth is just another word they came up with for ground.

Someone should recite this at the Speaker's Corner in London :DDD

Embrace the powerful tacos!

whether you like him or not hes spitting straight facts

Skyrim knew what was gonna happen to America 10 years ago

Gives me chills!

I fucking love Heimskr.

I wonder how his throat felt after saying all that 😂

Downloading this to iTunes asap.

I have made temples of talos in minecraft and just blasted this speech down my mic and my friends are all listening😂

time to shove this into my soundboard at full blast

WALK AMONG THE STAAAAARRRRS

.....for Iiiiiiii love you! -Hiemskr

"-and now, WALK AMONG THE STARRRRRRRRRRSS"

And he stops at nothing to deliver his speech. What a legend.

Passionate speech, really cool. And the reason why I don't play the Main Quest anymore, lol. SPREAD THE LOVE.

"I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine, I do this for you red legion, for I love you", CHIM means royalty, to know CHIM you must know love, and so is The Red King reshape his land from vile jungle into the flatland we all know about

The mighty talos! Talos!

Whenever I hear Saddler in RE4, I can ONLY think of this guy in Skyrim.

When Heimskr talks about Talos becoming a god, I can’t help but be reminded of Mormons

The guy that cosplaying the Skyrim brought me here

@johntitor1899

4 жыл бұрын

Need something?

I LAHVE YOUUU!

I hope we get another preaching NPC as iconic as Heimskr in TES6

I turned this on and put my phone receiver next to it. People are screaming at me.

The 9 divines real world religion

@0IIIIII

9 жыл бұрын

By the 9!

@sirgordinni5154

9 жыл бұрын

Steven M The 17, I mean, 16 Daedric Princes are the real world religion. Yes, I just resurrected a dead conversation, I love doing that.

@0IIIIII

9 жыл бұрын

Sir Gordinni hai

@sirgordinni5154

9 жыл бұрын

I made it. I just resurrected this.

Praise be unto the mighty talos!!!!

Anyone know where I can get his robes? I want to preach the message of Talos out to all the people of my college.

AND THERE IT IS FRIENDS!!! THE UGLY TRUTH!!!

When he says " Aye, love, love!" I first interpreted that as "I love love" lool

"Aye, love. LOOOVE!" XD

Unprecedented levels of based OMG

"Worship of Talos is strictly forbidden."

In the end there is only Talos

BREATH NOW! EMBRACE THE POWERFUL TACOS!

FOR I LOOOOVE YOU

Heimskr is easily my favourite character

I'm taking this into public tomorrow

And what does the Empire do? NOTHING!

So rise up! RIIIIIIIIISSSSEEEE UP! ... *JohnLaurensGetOutOfHeimskrsBodyIAmNotAboutToFusRoDahYou*

This needs some inspirational music to it

I've long thought of cosplaying this guy at Gen Con and haranguing con-goers all day.

Anyone recognize his voice? “ARISE, YE TARNISHED! YE DEAD WHO YET LIVE!”

Talos be praised, the true son of Skyrim.

I have ascended from the dung of mortality.

My character is a wood elf and he finds this offensive

@chrissimpson7071

7 жыл бұрын

My character is a Nord and if YOU don't like Skyrim you can GET OUT milk drinker!

Who is Here from the skyrim RL videos?

@chivaroxavierjong475

4 жыл бұрын

3xoticG4m3r me

@z4ckbawlz

4 жыл бұрын

Meeee

But what of tomorrow? WHAT THEN? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very LIIIIIIVES?

He's trolling the Thalmor

TAAAAAAALOS:) cracks me up!

LOOOVE YOOOOOU!!! I love... LOVE!!! =))

Stormcloak for life

Aye, love, LOVE! lol

@liamneeson5860

3 жыл бұрын

Moist towelettes

What does the empire do? NOTHINGGG!

EMBRACE MY LOOOOOOOONG HOLY PINUS

..."ascended from the DUUUNNG of mortality"

I play this in tamriel unlimited to preach talos before he is born THE ONE TRUE GOD!!

I LOVE YOU

@TerranRich funny thing is tallos was a nord so what did he believe in :3

@JC_Denton_

6 жыл бұрын

general allahu akbar Tiber Septims race wasn't actually known. The pocket guid to the empire says he came from altmora but it's last people left for Tamriel in the early to min first era and adventures to those lands have said that it's a frozen waste, some say even time itself is frozen