"I wonder why my son pretends like i dont exist anymore" the story.

I’m waiting for the follow up to story two in a decade when OP inevitably sneaks into his dad’s house, steals and burns a bunch of his favourite possessions, and just leaves behind a single D20 as a calling card

@Jermbot15

Жыл бұрын

Badass, but would also be used to justify his preconceptions.

@michelcosta76

Жыл бұрын

@@Jermbot15 And also would be techinically illegal as both would be adults

@Jermbot15

Жыл бұрын

@@michelcosta76 So that's 2 reasons to make it look like an act of God.

@chariotboi5061

Жыл бұрын

@@michelcosta76 burning your kids property is also illegal but look at how that went 😅

@krypto32123

Жыл бұрын

What number would the d20 be on?

Funny story, my DM was actually a reverend. He had to stop playing for scheduling reasons, but he was a really cool dude. His favorite class was Warlock.

@realdragon

Жыл бұрын

"I love Jesus but Cuthulu is so cool"

@etcetera1995

Жыл бұрын

I mean, I'm speaking as a religious person, but warlocks and paladins are the most fun to roleplay out their relationships with the divine or profane. Plus, they have plot hooks baked in- the paladin's oath (and in past games, alignment restriction) and the warlock's pact are just asking for all sorts of, if not moral conflict, then at least external conflict!

@SOGAUA

Жыл бұрын

I used to go to a Christian school, tmy math teacher was into dnd not a reverend but he might as well have been one lol.

@optillian4182

11 ай бұрын

Was Jesus his Patron?

That dad and his friends in the second story...that was so ignorant, diabolical and expressing the WORST aspects of zealotism. Just because you don't understand an aspect of someone's life doesn't mean it's evil. Also it is psychotic that some people in this day and age that some people still equate medical problems with demonic attack. That sort of mentality should have disappeared when we realized trepanation was generally a bad idea.

@Thagomizer

10 ай бұрын

That pastor was a moron, too, like he stepped through a portal linked to the world 30 years ago. He probably influenced the father some.

Literally the moment "he tried to kill the Fighter's cats" came up, the video cut to an ad for Black Adam with the clip of throwing some guy for miles. Feels like an appropriate punishment for attempted cat-murder.

The Whole "Satanic Panic" Thing has never made sense to me. D&D was inspired by the literary works of Professor J.R.R Tolkien who was a devout Catholic.

@AuntLoopy123

Жыл бұрын

I know, right? My parents were AVID Lord of the Rings fans, but fell for the Satanic Panic, back in the 80's, and made us kids promise NEVER to play D&D, ever again. They didn't burn our stuff, but it went somewhere else. I WISH that I had known then what I know now, which is enough to say, "I guess we should get rid of everything Lord of the Rings themed, as well, since D&D is based on it. Oh, and because you're saying that D&D caused those two teenagers to commit suicide, and we can be SURE that several people who have committed suicide have also read Lord of the Rings, so CLEARLY, that is the ONLY POSSIBLE REASON THEY COMMITTED SUICIDE. It could not POSSIBLY be mental illness, or desperation at having been bullied at school or abused by their parents. The parents NEED to blame SOMETHING OTHER THAN THEMSELVES for failing their children, so they blame D&D, and that makes PERFECT SENSE, as NO CHILD EVER has a life that is so hard that they want to end it. No child EVER has been abused by their parents, right, DAD! YOUR parents never abused YOU, RIGHT, DAD?! YOUR parents can ALWAYS be believed, when they blame something other than their own behavior for making you miserable, RIGHT DAD! Oh, and as long as we are destroying things that people who have committed suicide have read, we surely must destroy EVERY BOOK OF SCRIPTURE, OF EVERY RELIGION, because IT IS A FACT that MANY people, of EVERY religion, who have read their holy books, INCLUDING THE BIBLE, have committed suicide, and it could not POSSIBLY BE FOR ANY REASON OTHER THAN WHAT THEY READ. So, let's go BURN THE FAMILY BIBLE, DAD!" That would have put a stop to the "D&D drove them to suicide" argument, at least, as my Dad LOVED Lord of the Rings, AND was abused by his parents, AND saw that every single one of his siblings found means to escape home SOMEHOW, even if it was only temporarily in their heads. Also, they both had sense enough to follow that logic. I WISH I had known to say that, when I was ten years old. Oddly, when I was 20, my father gave me a D&D computer game. "You like D&D, right? You'll enjoy this!" "Thanks, Dad. Why couldn't you be this sensible a decade ago?" OP's story just breaks my heart. The father not only STOLE HIS SON'S PRIVATE PROPERTY, but destroyed the ONE THING THAT WAS KEEPING HIM FROM SINKING INTO DESPAIR. And the father won't apologize, because he can NEVER admit the merest possibility that he MIGHT JUST BE WRONG. The saddest part is that he's making his son's life MORE unbearable, and MORE likely to end early, because he burned the lifeline.

@Thagomizer

10 ай бұрын

Furthermore, Gygax and Arneson themselves were Christian.

The rage and flame reaction to dude trying to kill the fighter's cats was so perfect. Unfortunately you caught me off guard with that one. I spat my damn drink 🤣

I remember the Satanic Panic story, I find it funny because thinking about it, my family could’ve turned out the same. Because my Uncle is a Catholic Priest and my Aunt (his sister) is a Protestant, but I play DND with both of them and they’re both super cool. Hell my Uncle has given me his whole manga collection because he didn’t want to sell it because he figured why not just pass them on to someone else who enjoys anime and manga.

@kyriss12

Жыл бұрын

If you have a catholic and a Protestant under one roof without constantly being at each others throats, odds are they aren’t that dogmatic.

@DANTVSVERGIL

Жыл бұрын

@@kyriss12 They aren’t at each other’s throats because they’re siblings and aren’t utter pieces of shit.

God bless the sister who tried to save something of her sibling's.

@informitas0117

Жыл бұрын

Why invoke Gods name when it was the problem that caused that whole mess?

@CorvidWithAPen

Жыл бұрын

@@informitas0117 it’s not religion or anything that was the problem, but the father/people. I’m not religious at all, but I firmly believe usually (of course there’s exceptions) that religion isn’t actually a problem but the people and how they act on what they believe. Usually they put their beliefs onto religion to share their same opinions to justify themselves.

@Leshantra

Жыл бұрын

@@informitas0117 Just because something was done in gods name doesn't mean it was gods fault. People have free will. And thus are bound to do bad stuff.

@etcetera1995

Жыл бұрын

@@informitas0117 Because God didn't reach down and smack the books out of OP's hands. He was just an excuse for shitty parents to be controlling asshats. Scootch off the soap box, it's my turn with it.

As a Christian, I've often noticed that the self righteous see everything they don't like or understand as evil, but the sins of greed, sloth, and gluttony are A-Okay. They also seem to love their favorite gladiato- I mean sports teams more than the Lord who bought them with his own blood.

Now I remember the time my grade school friends and I had an ongoing thing where we'd pretend to be witches during recess- stuff like mixing up potions for pretend people who needed them, fighting monsters and evil magic users, basically we'd be good witches and go on adventures and help people. Anyways, my best friend's super religious mom (we'll call her Psycho Mom/PM because you'll see) caught wind of our games and absolutely lost it. She held an "intervention" for us and invited our parents. PM had gathered all the books my friend had that had any references to magic in them (90% of her book collection, that girl loved her fantasy stories). She expressed her intention of burning her daughters books, but my mom talked her out of it and compromised with "store them away until she's old enough to understand it isn't real". A little condescending, I know, but it was the only thing that would get through to PM. My mom also wouldn't budge when PM demanded anything I had that was magic related, promising she'd deal with it herself (she never did, lol). I'm really glad my mom was in my corner, PM terrified me. I can only imagine how much more PM would have lost her mind if we ever got involved in DnD.

I've heard this one before nd it breaks my heart. I have some undiagnosed conditions (Doctors are still trying to figure it out) that means I am in pain LITERALLY every moment of every day, including when I am asleep. It's been randomly increasing since high school (I am 36 now) and I am almost completely bedridden. While I would never kill myself for the sake of my family, online DnD basically saved my life in every way but literal. It has brought joy to a nearly joyless, painful life nd made life worth living in some degree. My parents are supportive (they don't think I should spend so much money on it though) and I am so grateful as they are my primary caretakers. I don't have the kind of money the OP did so I can't get as many things as he does but dice and other such things are my happy place. If I had all that and my parents threw it out. Well, I wouldn't talk to them probably ever again and would probably not be here right now. Not people of 'no dnd' but because why live for someone who would betray me like that after seeing the kind of joy and spark it brings to me. As it brings to OP.

@realdragon

Жыл бұрын

I lersonally think spending hundreds or thousands of dollars on dice alone is too much but in the end it's your money

@axel4196

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like Fibromyalgia. Did you look into that as a possibility? Anyway, hope you get better. 😊

@CallMeKes

Жыл бұрын

@@axel4196 Hehehe...HAHAHAHA Ahem, yes. Unfortunately fibro is a diagnosis of elimination. So I will probably be saddled with that but I've known people with fibro who can still live their life. None of them are like I am.

8:00 Anyone tries to harm an animal, the doge will have a thing to say

DM tried to kill Fighter's cats. Me: Bravo 6, going dark.

Man, Doge, hearing your story, my heart goes out to you. I, too, had a very eventful upbringing with a crazy Mom with mental issues. I know that trauma well. I'm glad you got free, found D&D and all, so that you could make all this awesome content! You have my love, dear Doge, keep up the awesome work! :D

Satanic Panic has died, however there are still long lasting scars because of the stupidity and greed of the religious zealots of the time.

8:04 you know how fk up when the doge stare at you in the soul while fire burning behind his chair.

As a former Christian, I can say in confidence that satanic panic (great analogy btw) will never EVER die. I can confirm this when my mom was talking about not wanting to chase off the holy spirit because of swearing....Thing is, the person swearing was excited to finally obtain their long-awaited shiny, and I explained this to her. Somethings never change

Dad understands this will not stop OP from doing DnD. He does not understand that this will stop him from having any kind of relationship with his kid. He did not protect the family but desteoyed it with backstabbing and betrayal.

Is the Satanic Panic thing seriously still happening? Is this the frickin' eighties?

@WolfHreda

Жыл бұрын

It's been low-key continuing since then. My mom said the same shit in the early 2000s. And it's definitely been making the rounds with the latest crop of fundamentalist dickheads.

@LucaFox

Жыл бұрын

Wherever there are cultists there will be insane stories like that.

@PancakemonsterFO4

Жыл бұрын

Evangelicals, Amish, Jehovas Whitnesses...they all still do this

@williamrekow7513

Жыл бұрын

Leave it to extreme Christianity to call math a product of Satan.

@zeogold

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately yes, and thanks to the people on the opposite extreme ( progressives) the satanic panic crowd will come back in full force and more drivin.

My mom threw away all of my old world of darkness books in the 90s….thank goodness dad was a G and got them out of trash and got me a safe.

What gets me about the father is that not only did he not try to keep his daughter from playing D&D despite his claims to his son, he also supported it by giving her one of OP's dice sets from everything he had destroyed. That tells me this was never about concern, and that he did this just to spite OP. Maybe he took OP not going to church personally, but he is a terrible man on more levels than even what's printed.

Oh, was that Alice? What a sweetie pie. Alright - two kitties in a box - sweet. Thanks Doge - and Happy Canadian Thanksgiving from up here!

Cat killer and insane parents in 1 video. Need more kitties for this one

My mom was still deep into Satanic Panic bullsh*t into the 2000s. I wasn’t allowed to play D&D until I was in college as a result. She still believes it could lead to demons somehow, though, as when we played, my brother lit some candles for effect and she freaked.

Love the kitties and the Doge

I hate story’s about the dad, because I’m an active Christian and it always pains me to see idiots like these still exist out there. Edit: then again while there definitely not this bad my dads family are definitely the type of Christian’s who think that by being as rude and judgmental as possible will somehow convert people

@GarkKahn

Жыл бұрын

As someone with family like that let me tell you that attitude DOES convert people I've never seen people leave their church and become atheists and catholics as fast as after talking to them...

@artix548

10 ай бұрын

The thing that creates the most atheists is Christians who say with their mouths that they love Jesus, then show with their actions that they couldn't care less. That's what an unbelieving world simply finds unbelievable.

8:01- Doge? Are you going to go John Wick on this guy?

Your reaction at 8:00 is just perfect.

It's my wish that the father finds this video and reads the comments. I'm an old school Christian, Pentecostal, and I've been playing D&D since the 80s. What people forget, and they need to be reminded, is the same people who first said Dungeons and Dragons is Satanic also said dancing was Satanic even though dancing is condoned in the Bible, and they also said Sunday night Football is Satanic.

Fucking first story though. Christ on high that dm wouldnt have knees to stand on anymore if he came after my kitties.

What he and his friends did was GRAND LARCENY, stealing thousands of dollars worth of stuff, all put together. They could do hard time for it. But he still won't apologize, EVER, no matter what doctors say was the problem, because "he is a godly man, and therefor, he cannot be WRONG about how he PROTECTS his family." Even though he had given his approval, or at least acceptance, of it, before, because you had already showed him that it was NOT satanic, and that it did no harm, and in fact it did you good. Meanwhile, my mother is watching a murder mystery, where the murderer has just confessed to beating MULTIPLE STUDENTS, to PERMANENT PHYSICAL DAMAGE, i.e. beating a young boy's hands so badly that he became permanently DISABLED, and claims that "He's GOOD for doing it, because he is MOLDING YOUNG PEOPLE to be GOOD MEMBERS OF SOCIETY," including "DEPENDENT members of society, because he beat them to disability." And the parents KNEW that their children came home from school beaten to disability, and did not STOP him, because, "Well, they must have been VERY naughty, indeed, to earn that much corporal punishment." And now, after years of that, he just beat a young girl to death, because "she was insolent." I can't with these people. The "I'm right, no matter what damage I do to other people. I am RIGHT, because I SAY I am right. Therefor you CANNOT TELL ME I AM WRONG!" I'm a Christian, but I HATE these "godly" people who use religion to torture other people, and CLAIM that God told them to do it. And yet, if they READ what Jesus ACTUALLY SAID, they would do the exact opposite.

The guy who tried to kill their players cats.. let's just say had it been me there would have been a wood chipper involved and that's all I have to say about that

Doge--how many kitties do you have now bud? do we ever get kitty dose of ALL THE MEWS? :V Keep up the enjoyable reads bud. You've got a nice soothing voice to listen to ^^

Second story I have heard before but I genuinely want to hear a follow up. Not sure it would be a pleasant one but I’m curious.

OFFFF! "He tried to KILL Fighter irl cats!" The moment I saw, and heard, that I knew Doggie was going to be pissed!

Why did the dad give the dice to the sister though? If he's so against DnD and believes it summons demons, why give basically an endorsement to his other child who is just getting into this "devilish" hobby?

Thanks 4 all the hard work.

My family burned (at the time) nearly a decade's worth of worldbuilding notes that had filled an entire file cabinet's worth of draws (yes, an ENTIRE full-size cabinet). I had history from the creation of the world, all the way to the end. Characters, places, cities, towns, you name it, I had it. At the time, I was working on writing a book about the people and places in that world. That was a while ago. It's taken me ages to even start writing anything down. Today (as in within the past 24 hours), I've started work on that world in earnest again. And yeah, gallbladder issues suck.

@canislupusfool

Жыл бұрын

That sucks. My heart goes out to you. I'm crafting a world at the moment and I can barely imagine your pain.

@laughingjustice

8 ай бұрын

Drawers... or Drawings...

@diego2112gaming

8 ай бұрын

@@laughingjustice drawers, comment was made from the phone, and I didn't catch the misspelling until just now. Literally a full 4-drawer full-size filing cabinet, filled, front to back.

Just want to say I love Amid Evil. It's one of my top shooters in the last 5 years. The Arcane Expanse was one of my favourite worlds. I really can't wait for the Black Labyrinth expansion.

In 1988, my mom threw away all four original issues of The Dark Knight Returns saying they looked satanic

If that second story happened to me, I would have taken the father to court and have him pay for everything. Most judges couldn't care less about religious views, especially if said religious views lead to property damage. Also, that father is a massive hypocrite. He just committed some major wrath. Also last time I checked, you're not allowed to force others into Christianity.

@artix548

10 ай бұрын

That's how self-righteousness works. It'd be understandable if the kid had a spellbook with Aleister Crowley's signature on the first page and he was starting to speak backwards latin, but the dad simply destroyed everything his son owned that he personally didn't like, and used the name of Jesus to justify his own personal hatred of these things. It's men like this that create legions of atheists.

God, I hate that father in the 2nd story. This is the one thing he could have done that would absolutely ensure that his kid would never return to his church, or miss him when he's gone.

That father isn't any better than Marvel's Thanos.

Im here for the dodge lore! Im sorry ur mom was like that, much love doggo

Really needed the kittens after the first story mentioned cat un-aliving

There are definitely still some holdouts keeping the satanic panic alive. That poor guy. And I know what he went through, because I also had to have my gall bladder removed. (Seriously, gall bladders are the worst.) Gall bladder attacks are the worst pain I've ever experienced. And that's beating out 39 hours of labor, and a lumbar puncture headache. I'm just so pissed off on that guy's behalf.

I think we can all agree that the father will never see Heaven.

These parents are doing Satan's work. OP will probably never give the faith another chance.

Story 1 “I wish something legally was done to DM” Well Doge, woodchipper rentals are legal…

Story two reminds me of why organized religion scares the shit out of me and gives me all types of anxiety

How does throwing away DnD stuff but giving dice to the sister make any sense? It's like he resented his sick son.

@callmecharlie4250

Жыл бұрын

the dice the son gave to the sister were also taken and thrown away

This was back in 1983. My friend's mom called a priest to come visit him when she found out he played D&D. The priest grabbed my friend and the priest got his a** beat for his efforts to "drive out the demon" my friend's mom was convinced he had. It was nuts.

If I was the guy whose parents throw away all my shit I would of sued the church and

@jonnycoyote2782

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t mean to cut it off there but still I’d sue a lot of people

21:41 Oh Doge! If Prejudice Died that Early, we wouldn’t still be having problems with Racism, now would we! But yeah, I heard this D&D story before and it Pisses me off to no end. I won’t lie, I’ve been gaslighted into throwing my shit away one time. It was a choice that I had, and yeah it was very stupid of me to do so. But I’ve gotten much wiser over the years. I don’t throw shit out anymore. And I’m not gonna take shit from people who say that what I love is satanic, including from my own parents. Cause honestly I’ve learned plenty of life lessons from everything that I watched over the years. Sure, not all of it is the best, but stuff like Power Rangers (the later stuff) and even my enjoyment of Anime has taught me some life lessons, and even helped me to mature over the years. If I ever become a parent, I wouldn’t become this guy’s Asshole of a Father! Seriously, going into someone’s room and jacking their shit without permission (unless actually harmful) isn’t what people need to do! And you especially don’t do it to your own kids, especially after they reach adulthood! Choice should always be in your Grown Kid’s ballpark! But then again, the Fundamentalist Evangelicals tend to be really crazy.

I mean in the last story I would just declare that Ranger grows wings and flies back to the cliffside. After all it seems like they aren't bothering to use the game rules anymore.

The Satanic Panic is what really ruined a number of fun things It was like the Jedi Order, any negative emotions lead to the Dark Side. Anything not associating with Jesus was therefore EEEEEEVIL

man and i thought my parents were crazy im glad that didnt happen with my stuff

I often say when it comes to people like the father in the second story it can be summed up like this: Let me tell you how to raise your kids, and how to live your life, but don't you dare question my parenting or homelife. I also have to say this about the mother in that story, it maybe your religious view...but there has to be a line you don't cross, and alienating your sick son for no reason other than your husband's outdated views and foolish pride so should be one of them. Nothing, not DnD and not Religion is worth having the last thing your child says too you be "I hate you and I never want to see you again."

"... finding out that he also tried to kill Fighter´s cats" "If I were the Fighter and I found that out, DM wouldn´t have any teeth left to lie through" Hehe, yes Same, Doge

The second to last story always passes me off

I can't find the original post on the second story, but if OP is reading this, I have a big collection of 4th Ed D&D books. I'm willing to send them to you. They're yours if you want.

@PancakemonsterFO4

Жыл бұрын

This is a nice gesture but i doubt its about the investment, its about the memories

Gotta love the cognitive dissonance of this religious nut of a father, convinced his sons new more severe than usual ailments are demons summoned through DnD, yet ironically his sons original chronic condition was brought about while doing gods work in a mission. (Note: This isn’t meant a “Blame god” bitter rant, I’m no longer a practicing Christian but still have room in my heart for the good teachings I did find in the bible and church. Spirituality and faith can be a wonderful thing. But considering how much we have learned since the middle ages about what possession and curses actually being mental illness, physical illness and bad luck, it sometimes pays to acknowledge the hard truth that bad things can happen to decent people with no rhyme or reason, and use the faith in our heart to lift each other up rather than look for blame where there is none. Especially a Goddamn tabletop game!)

Can we address the fact that the dad gave away some of OP’s dice to their sister so she can play in her own group? That’s at least two different standards going on here.

@pippo17173

Жыл бұрын

I found that so weird that the dad is willing push his views away from her which um if you know how religionious family works, it usually making sure they are raise to be the stay at home wives who always agree with the husbands. I'll would give him a point for not doing that but unfortionly what he did still makes him shitty regardless.

@codyhelms2556

Жыл бұрын

I was under the impression that OP had bought the dice, given it to his sister, and the dad threw that set away as well. That's what it sounds like to me, anyway.

"I know I 'joked' that I would do it, but you can't BLAME me, because I was JUST RUNNING IT BY THE BOOK, despite breaking three different rules. WAIT! What do you MEAN, you're ALL QUITTING! What do you MEAN, all of you REFUSE to play with me, ever again! It's not MY FAULT that I INSISTED on going overtime and then KILLED A CHARACTER IN RETALIATION FOR ACTUALLY STICKING TO THE AGREEMENT TO END AT X TIME! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THATA I GAVE NO SAVE, NO READIED ACTION, NO REACTIONS, AND NO ATTACKS OF OPPORTUNITY, OR EVEN ALLOWED THE NON-FLYING CREATURE TO FLY, IN THE FIRST PLACE, BECAUSE SHE DARED TO LEAVE AT THE AGREED UPON TIME!!! IT'S ALL *HER* FAULT THAT I AM MAD AND FOAMING AT THE MOUTH! BAN *HEEEEERRRRR*! DON'T YOU *DARE* TO BLAME ME OR REFUSE TO PLAY WITH ME!!! RAAAAAAARGH!" Yeah, ditch the trash. Form a NEW D&D group, consisting of the entire group, except him, and find a new place to meet, so he can't join you. Preferably somewhere that requires a passcode to get in, and he won't know. Someplace with a security guard to keep the MURDERER out.

@AuntLoopy123

Жыл бұрын

Sorry, but getting that story right after the Satanic Panic story and D&D Doge's story, just... I'm too enraged to react calmly to PC murder and DM cheating.

the clip of your tabby and one of your black cats reminds me of two of mine! their names (my cats that is) are miette (tabby) and akira (black)

Your cute enough on your own doggie to attract subscribers.🧡

I'm just gonna be blunt about it. Even before the assault attempts with just the manipulation and threats alone he needed to get stomped out like a bug. Including them and the cat thing? He needs to see what it feels like when a projectile traveling 1200 feet per second hits him in the skull. It would and should be the last thing he feels.

Ah, cause nothing says good christian like stealing everything your child owns and throwing it in the dumpster because of unfounded accusations of witchcraft. I bet these people read The Crucible and thought "Wow, who knew there were so many witches back then."

And here we have a perfect case to sue a parent over damages to property. For me, the greatest loss would have been the artwork. As a Christian, I have to agree with everyone else there.... Rolling dice and playing a character in a game will NOT send you to hell nor summon any demons. It was BS to get rid of all of that stuff that wasn't even theirs to dispose of. Reminds me of a church I use to go to who thought Pokemon was demonic. I still played it.

Yea trying to kill the cats means he deserves to be called the most evil person ever

i didn't even pay attention to the stories i just watched you play amid evil

Gotta love crazy cultists!

So the moral of the second story is...Demons reside in the gall bladder?

8:03 And this, my friends, is one of the many reasons why should be kind to cats (and every other type of animal as well).

Yeah I was with you on the attempted cat murder part! Being a cat owner myself (Nipsy reminds me of my own cat, same fur color and eyes LOL! I think my cat My Cat is shorter then Nipsy! But he's similarly social able LOL) May that Psychopathic DM burn for all eternity (But yeah OP is learning the harsh reality of knowing a psychopath I think it's more her realizing this guy was THIS close to her all this time and never struck till recent events! It's like being the people who knew Dr Lecter for years, and eat at his house, just to find out once he was arrested by the FBI that he was a Serial Killer & Cannibal....and was feeding his guest YOU INCLUDED human flesh of his victims all this time! Makes you NEVER want to eat out again) And yeah also agree, anyone that dares to harm my Cat or my mother's Collie-Poodle "awakens the sleeping giant" (I'm a peaceful large man, it takes a special kind to get me to be violent, and even MORE SPECIAL to make me murderous! But when awaken, those who provoked will wish they just walked the fuck away! I seem to be an "asshole" magnet for some reason!) And I'm serious on this as Me and my mother while taking her dog out ran into one of those "dog nappers" who thought he'd ride by us on a scooter, scoop up Afro and run off, almost hurt the dog and my mother with that stunt! Normally if I'm fighting with my mind focused, I tend to "Care" too much for my foes well being! Making me a TERRIBLE fighter! But when enraged, well "Hit first ask questions later!" I fucking LARIAT him INSTANTLY! You'd think the FUCKING GIANT next to the "Helpless older woman" would be a deterrent! But I feel the Lockdown, Covid and the inflation may have broken a few people's mind to be DESPERATE AND MORE STUPID along with Brazen! I don't feel sorry he's in the hospital for that, and his scooter got wrecked once he was thrown off! He tried to steal my mother's dog, and almost hurt her! He should thank his stars he's still alive (Hope he enjoys jail the POS, neighbor who were friends with and pass by his house has camera's so it caught the whole incident). I'm Christian and I've never understood the "Pray away the whatever" mindset! I pray for good fortune and stuff! But I'm of the "god gave men inspiration so that man could grow proud" mindset! I believe god helped, but the large amount of your success was your effort, god was more like how a cheerleader boosts your morale sort of thing! So frankly stories like this make me shake my head and makes me feel much better in cutting out the church in my life. I am not much of a "organization" type of person and really feel the organization is the problem with religion then the religion itself! Not that it's all bad but as you see everywhere! Those in charge running the organization can lead it well or lead it to ruin (The pastor in this story being a PERFECT example of leading the flock BADLY! Seriously that one who said "god blessed him to have his private jets" really irks me! I view acting like THAT as "using the lord's name in vain" not cursing and saying goddammit!) Father wanted a quick solution and became a born sucker who'd believe anything if it came out of the mouth of "a higher authority!" and I ain't talking about God but the Pastor who some put on a pedestal they shouldn't be on! I see no one as being a representative of the Lord especially Pastors and Reverends only as messengers of his word! Considering yourself a And frankly continuing to push debunk shit that's so many decades (I think a century or two by now) really doesn't give me a good opinion of that Pastor! He comes off as a fearmonger taking advantage of fear and ignorance to get people to listen to him! And you see these's types for the devil they are when "there's no fear and ignorance to blind and cover up their TRUE NATURE!" Hopefully the father in time will cool down his stubborn idiocy and realize he's about to lose his son over something stupid (not DnD but the fact "he has to be right) and make peace with OP. But who knows (he reminds me of my mother, thing is me and her sometimes get heated in debates on things, but if it goes too far, we reconcile and no longer talk on those subjects again! I acknowledge my own hot-bloodiness in provoking at times out of frustration when I didn't need to! And my mother does as well! Frankly the bond and love of a mother and son trumps whatever disagreement with were having, cause I put my bond with family, specifically my mother and younger siblings and now Nephews and Nieces ahead of alot of things in my life! I still have a life don't get me wrong, but frankly I put the bonds I have ahead of anything else because they've more then justified to me why I still have them! I've lost many friends, and have discovered many I THOUGHT were friends were POS like the DM from the first story! But my mother and younger siblings, they've always been by my side and the reason I never just gave up to my depression! Hell their kids also helped in that I bond with the tykes alot! Sure their parents enjoy the "me time" they get when I take them out to the zoo or such! And my cat and my mother's Dog too). Yeah a Code in life I follow is "Do onto others how you want done with yourself!" I will never put expectations onto others that I would not want done to myself and that rule works in Vice Verse as well! I will not tolerate actions I would never do onto others to be done to me either! I have no problem with Homosexuals, Transsexuals, hell you can be those weird "Bestiality" folks and as long as you keep that to yourself we're good! But try to force it on me never ends well! History has shown trying to FORCE people to accept something is doomed to fail in the end, especially if you have to be an ass about it and well, look at twitter and Hollywood right now for perfect recent examples of how this is backfiring on those who still hold onto that! NATURAL is the way to go, I NATURALLY get along with alot of people because I accepted them on my own! So what if that guy does another guy! That's THEIR business, MY business with them isn't that nor either of us expect it to be so! I say this cause I have had a few who tried to force themselves on me in the past! As in "If I'm okay with homosexuals for example, that must mean I am one myself" when no I don't need to be one to be accepting of them! I expected this behavior from homophobes for example, not homosexuals, but that just proves what I always believed that no matter the group or belief there will ALWAYS be entitled POS! Their a guarantee in life, like Taxes and Death that we have to accept exist. And yeah I feel for you, my mindset on my beliefs came from my mother who started to distance herself from the church she was raised in by my grandmother once the shitty behavior started to get more and more noticeable (completely leaving when she was expected to put THEM ahead of me and my younger brothers & sister! By that I mean "donations" which felt more like shakedowns then donations) doesn't help the hypocrisy became more and more prevalent as time passed! I feel for you and hope a special place in hell for those who manipulated your mother like that! Bullshitters deserve the worst kind of hell. That felt sad to hear how your mother prioritized HER wishes over yours with that birthday gift, but I'm sure she "asked advise" on what you wanted and her church somehow spined it as "devil worship" crap and gave her "alternatives! One day she'll wake up and realize she's destroying her life and connections for nothing! Not referring to god but more those she's allowing to whisper in her ears (the actual TRUE devils, I always had a belief that if they Anti-Christ appeared, a VERY small amount of "pastors" and such would see him for what he is! The ones ruled by sin and greed and hid it with their positions and religion are the ones VERY likely to fall for his lies and turn on the actual Christ when he is to appear, or even SHE! As I believe the test would be a "humbling" type of test where you must be humble to truly see the anti-christ and christ for who they really are! Like the Holy Grail Test in Indiana Jones 3: The Last Crusade) Sorry if I got personal, these's type of things are my berserk button. I call BS on the DM. He gave no logical reasoning for his calls and did the one thing I DESPISE a DM of doing! Deciding since their the narrator and god, they can ignore the established rules to get what they want! This is the biggest POS DM as even the other POS who try this behavior at least stuck to the rules and when they lost, they accepted the ruling, even if they bitched and complained! This one shut everyone down just to be a douchebag and get what he wants! That's a good indication he'll do this again when he feels like it, never stick with bad DM's like this, it will NEVER be a one time thing! They've shown it will "Be whenever they damn fucking please and there's nothing you can do about it" with a shit eating smile....till you leave their group that is, then they can only get pissed the logical conclusion happened! These's DM suffer when no one plays their game and their fucking abandoned by the group I mean victims!

Such good kittys

Hello Alice. Story 1: He... what? (Grabs the gear) Going solo to yolo his ass. Hello kitties. Story 2: Oh god; the panic. Probably protestants. It's not up to you,, OP to judge yourself as a christian but others. Those who judge themselves as christian or pure or whatever, I find are usually terrible people. Like they think that going to church Sunday is all they need to do to cleanse the shite they had committed the week prior. It doesn't work that way. The lord will help those who are willing to help themselves and others. Reading the Bible is not the fix all cure that these ultras think it is. It's a guide, yes but that's it. Op, your mom lives in America. This is not medieval Europe. She is free to do and say as the pleases; within reason I must add. Wow Doge, I feel sorry for you for experience that. Aww, hello Samba and Alice. I have yet to tell the difference of your triple voids. Story 3: I remember this story. This one sucks so bad. Da hell DM!

Well if they threw all that stuff out, if he had the Chronicles of Narnia, they should have thrown that out too. As CS Lewis mentions a good chunk of monsters including Sucubi. Now… I am a practicing Christian, my Chaplain and I played D&D. If Christians have issues with D&D they need to throw out Tolkien and C.S. Lewis works.

Good morning everyone.

Why did the dad take dice to protect the OP from demons give them to his sister who also played dnd? Also if I was OP I’d start using my dads bed and other things as my sick bucket

The dad rolled for knowledge/religion and crit failed.

honestly, I'd have sued them all

Satanic panic strikes again

1st Story. Yeah DM is not a good guy. Well DM is pretty messed up. (OP mentions DM tried to kill fighters cats IRL.) (Grabs shotgun as Doom Music starts) Anybody got DM's address?

Had to immediately go pet my cat....

If they get butthurt about D&D so bad why not just run a campaign where everyone is Paladins and Clerics and stuff out to purge Demons from people Persona style?...I think ima run that actually!

And suddenly, pineapples.

the doge likes nine inch nails? hell yeah

Okay, I thought the dog like character your using was cute. Your kitties are REALLY cute though! I'm a Christian and play D & D. It's a game and it's what you make from it. Good players and a DM equal a good game. Bad players or horrible DM - bad D & D.

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Dad needs to she a shrink. Kill my character two things one were retconning that and two dm your fired and banned for life.

Bros dad said I don't love you

I actually wish DnD let people gain the real power. I would legit cast the mind bondage spell on that father and his church.

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nah, meteor swarm is a better option, the father and the church betrayed the poster's trust and that is unforgivable

I am a Christian and a DnD player, these people commited a crime and are delusional, I would have called the police for theft.

"The kinda guy who always had Spider-Gwen porn on his phone at all times, you know the type." ... No...? I really don't know that 'type'... Lucky me, I guess ^^'

This father on the second story always baffles me it just how stupid he was. Thinking that just about anything that was probably fantasy related was d&d related. So you probably got rid of a whole bunch of things that OP had Ian before d&d. And if that was the case, I figured LARPing would have been 10 times worse because you're actually acting it out. So my guess is the fact that the father had heavier influences from someone else. Still, definitely need to leave the father behind. Anyone that's easily influenced by a large mass of group, is not good to be around.

2:50 Uh.

Priests can be such scum if you let them.

Doesnt "PC" mean "Player's Character"?