The very best comedian when it comes to short jokes, quick wit and punch lines.

@jamewakk

3 жыл бұрын

Yepp

@keithwhittygmail

3 жыл бұрын

That actually goes to Bob Monkhouse who supposedly stole quite a few of his jokes 😜👌

@jamewakk

3 жыл бұрын

Him and Anthony Jeselnik.

@bobbyf1741

3 жыл бұрын

The award for best short jokes actually goes to Brad Williams.

@adamtidbury3158

3 жыл бұрын

That's because it's old school stand up very hard to write

"If Africa had more mosquito nets.....we could save Millions of mosquitoes from needlessly dying of AIDS every year" Jimmy Carr

@Th3DadGam3r

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@simple-2659

3 жыл бұрын

Reddit dark jokes 4 years ago

@YousefAhmed-xl8kx

3 жыл бұрын

I never actually understood the joke can someone explain please?

@herenow5779

3 жыл бұрын

The mosquitoes would die in the nets instead.

@childress2931

3 жыл бұрын

The mosquitos would die of AIDS

Its a miracle that Jimmy is still not getting cancelled until today He is such a legend 😂😂

@keepingitwild5994

2 жыл бұрын

An attempt was made only a couple of months ago for his Netflix special - let's hope he doesn't get cancelled.

@NEMOfishZ92

2 жыл бұрын

@@keepingitwild5994 an attempt wasn't made news sights went overboard with a few complaints and jimmy ran with it as a joke He often gets it trouble and always has he knows how to roll with it

@cioccolateriaveneziana

2 жыл бұрын

Well, cancel culture only depends on you people.

@TAROTAI

2 жыл бұрын

@@cioccolateriaveneziana my fav group

@ReadyPlayerDog

2 жыл бұрын

I used to work as a waiter about 10 years ago, and waited his table in Birmingham when he was performing at the NIA, twice actually. He's a really nice guy, very chilled out, extremely polite, very friendly.

Jimmy Carr is the example of the line of comedy. He is able to make hilarious jokes that are also very dark but shouldn’t offend anyone.

@NEMOfishZ92

2 жыл бұрын

It helps that he makes jokes at the expense of everyone well making it perfectly clear he has no hate in his heart for any of them

@01keyboard

Жыл бұрын

Unless your a teacher..

@5minutecalms

7 ай бұрын

It's the intention that matters

@j.a.weishaupt1748

3 ай бұрын

@@01keyboard*you’re

@01keyboard

3 ай бұрын

@j.a.weishaupt6108 yes, you're..thank you lol

Comedians say: there is a line you don’t cross Jimmy: hold my beer

@shinobix4925

3 жыл бұрын

There's probably a line that Jimmy doesn't cross to stop himself from just straight up saying something mean with no humour behind it, but he does go further than a lot of other comics go, man really came up twice in a top ten most offensive jokes list

@cruzloera4931

2 жыл бұрын

I think he goes farther than chappelle

@robertcornelius3514

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't go pay to see this chap.

@UtterlyClueless1

4 ай бұрын

No he doesn't just cross it. He walks all around it and shows you the exact dimensions of said line.

Kid and cymbal joke - how did that not get more laughs?

@retrogamer33

3 жыл бұрын

@The Grin Reaper Ba-Dum Tsshh

@SkynetMedia1

3 жыл бұрын

3:23 The best joke is the cymbal joke....

@malchir4036

3 жыл бұрын

I still didn't get it until I saw this comment, we pronounce it sym-BALL, not SIM-bl. I indeed thought he was talking about symbols and the "badumtish" was just because nobody laughed.

@monomakes

3 жыл бұрын

thicko audience.

@josefernandez4423

3 жыл бұрын

I though it was symbol too

I like how Jimmy's "riskiest jokes" are just all his jokes

I swear there is nothing he does that is bad to me. I love his humor.

@Ldoggmillionaire

2 жыл бұрын

Most of them are just wordplay and the serious context is just to give them a bit of an edge but aren't particularly offensive

I want to see a “Jimmy Carr Out of Context”

@jace_Henderson

3 жыл бұрын

So? Normal?

@Nergal_Slayer

3 жыл бұрын

Someone has to make this

@Tetleyb

3 жыл бұрын

I’d like to see him completely uncensored.

@Shagyamum

2 жыл бұрын

I was f*cking a child in the face

@lonegamer6232

2 жыл бұрын

he'd in jail then

If you like Jimmy Carr and you like offensive jokes, I like you.

@vodkawhisperer3923

3 жыл бұрын

Offensive jokes are the best

@owensanfordstuff

3 жыл бұрын

@@vodkawhisperer3923 especially when they offend people 😂they literally just fall into the trap 😂

@michaeledwards2622

3 жыл бұрын

What I tell everyone when I open my mouth. There is no such thing as being offensive. You choose to be offended. I just stated what was on my mind.

@deano43

3 жыл бұрын

The worlds got too many snowflakes.

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeledwards2622 I was taught, "Don't take things that don't belong to you." so whgen I see an offense. . .

This right here is why you can't be offended by Jimmy's Gypsy joke. He's telling you straight away and throughout his show that his jokes are offensive.

@guillermoelnino

2 жыл бұрын

if it was 30 years ago he'd be able to just go straight into it.

@MrJOJ

Жыл бұрын

I don't think anyone gets offended by Gypsy jokes other than gypsies anyway.

@zenleek2129

Жыл бұрын

@@MrJOJ To be fair, that's kind of how it works

Riskiest jokes = funniest jokes

@charliebrown1134

3 жыл бұрын

Things get 10x funnier when your told u can’t laugh at something

@mrmr4622

3 жыл бұрын

Unless the offended mob tries to cancel you after

@jaxsnabs8248

3 жыл бұрын

But you have to know how to tell them

@arizonatea2494

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrmr4622 people are allowed to be offended by racist jokes, if anything u should be grateful their wouldn't be racist jokes by definition because then it wouldn't be racist if nobody took offense to it, it would be like making a joke about treating people equally. See that does not seem like a good joke.

@arizonatea2494

3 жыл бұрын

My point is respect them, they are the reason partly y u are enjoying these types of vids

With that laugh of his it's impossible to take Jimmy serious.

@atf5275

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, it's kinda the point...

@HardDiff

3 жыл бұрын

I just hear stampy when he laughs.

@14gears55

3 жыл бұрын

@tina mitchell more like a seal getting molested

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

he lauhs on the inhale instead of the exhale. It's his trademark identifier.

@immortalsun

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not like you’re supposed to take a comedian seriously anyway.

The way he deals with hecklers is priceless.

Simply the funniest comedian going....a genius with his quick wit

@kobeanderson7177

3 жыл бұрын

He's real funny, but got nothing on Dave Chappelle

@pontiuspilate821

3 жыл бұрын

Kobe Anderson frfr

@stivi739

Жыл бұрын

can't wait for his ozzy tour next year

@oxypill

Жыл бұрын

what about chris rock

Listening to his jokes never gets old! I laughed so hard. Now what

@pr4921

2 жыл бұрын

*too

@themantheplan24

2 жыл бұрын

@@pr4921 three

7:53 bottom right that girl is not happy lmfso

@otis.wtsn1

3 жыл бұрын

She looks like she wants to see the manager

@commanderaxton194

3 жыл бұрын

Fucken karen

@blueey2938

2 жыл бұрын

"Girl".....

I haven’t laughed this hard is a while. I love this guy!

This man is a master of misdirection jokes. Love it

Wasn't first wasn't last but I was fast

@rogueangel72

3 жыл бұрын

That what you say after finishing?

@QjuiceEPLE

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't first wasn't last but you were fast. That's what she said!

@Tinskap

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you're not talking about your relationship with this.

@deano43

3 жыл бұрын

Your partner is very lucky. Your medal is in the post.

@D3adSh0t442

3 жыл бұрын

That's what your mum said

Riskiest joke ever- "Honey, how about you invite your hot friend Carla over for my birthday present?"

@mofobecks

3 жыл бұрын

Jokes usually tend to need punchlines

@tomrichards4522

3 жыл бұрын

Crap

@willmorris12345

3 жыл бұрын

“Riskiest” is a funny way to spell “shittest”

@falconpowerful2362

3 жыл бұрын

The plumber I had around the other day was an old German guy. He hooked the gas up to the shower, I guess old habits die hard.

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

joke's on him -- Carla is a presurgery M2F

I'm from Oklahoma, that joke killed me.....

@Brad-ru8lj

3 жыл бұрын

Washkabe lucky the quiet kid that got bullied didn’t lol

@washkabe9179

3 жыл бұрын

@@Brad-ru8lj lmfao

@samsmith4901

3 жыл бұрын

What town

@washkabe9179

3 жыл бұрын

@@samsmith4901 Tahlequah

@samsmith4901

3 жыл бұрын

@@washkabe9179 nice. Ive been there for soccer. I'm from skiatook

'atleast you get a cuddle afterwards' 🤣🤣🤣

Please more comedians like this guy. Find the line that is acceptable then step over it .... George Carlin RIP.

Seen Jimmy a couple of times live at the indigo theatre in the O2 in London. Very very funny, probably my favorite stand-up Comedian. Controls the audience, riffs off the members in the crowd, just very very good at what he does😁😁😁😁

Obviously a lot of this is shock humour that Jimmy does brilliantly.

My favorite part about him is how he seems surprised when people start laughing

I love him, I love his intelligence and the fact he assumes his audience have a brain. He’s brilliant.🤣

I love listening to this guy. He's hilarious.

But if you hit the kid with the tuba, they don't go "🎶Waw Waw Waaaaaaaaah🎶"

@smithy2

3 жыл бұрын

They do if they fall down the stairs

@raulrosas5068

3 жыл бұрын

Name Here and go off tune

When you watch the stand up you realise just how clever he is ! True comedy legend

This video is a perfect quarantine cheer up!

As a Thai, im so honoured to hear his Thai wife joke

Do you reckon, Jimmy would be able to get away with jokes related to the whole blm thing

@chris-p-rat

3 жыл бұрын

Probably, but he's a British comedian, so it's not really a thing for him

@dscro4262

3 жыл бұрын

hopefully

@gondor532

3 жыл бұрын

he like all "risque" commedians never joke about islam, jews and now blm

@ethanbuckley260

3 жыл бұрын

gondor532 he has joked about Muslims and Jews though?

@chris-p-rat

3 жыл бұрын

@@ethanbuckley260 people are way more ok with anti Muslim/Jewish hate, he can easily get away with that.

You know, I'm willing to pay a fair amount to see you live because you're a talented and unique comedian

jimmy is the funniest man alive.

1:51 I’ve been searching for that joke for a while. Both educational and funny in an unexpected way

That last joke is probably the most offensive joke I have ever heard, and I fucking love it!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I got an ad about a child with severe diseases after this...

@otis.wtsn1

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't get ads tho

He has that Don Rickles delivery and I love it!

Only thing that can cancel Jimmy is the IRS..

These are gold. You are gold.

"PCs gone mad!" - me: Yeah, consoles are cheaper but why to joke about it?

That's snapped me out of my fug. Just what I needed!

Best comedian I’ve ever seen live

The aeroplane noise joke is absolutely bonkers 🤣

Thanks for these my guy

These jokes are very dark and offensive!! And I love it.

Jimmy Carr is the eminem of stand up comedy

@jacobgrover5714

3 жыл бұрын

@smarterthanyous...just because hes the top selling artist still! Doesnt mean hes trying to "act" black..maybe follow his career and you would know something and dont be so ignorant

@bxbfakegothx701

3 жыл бұрын

@jacobgrover your going way to deep bro

@jacobgrover5714

3 жыл бұрын

@@bxbfakegothx701 well sometimes its needed..mans been around for over 20 years yet he thinks it's right to call em a wankster? No

@shriyansh.

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobgrover5714 agreed

@shriyansh.

3 жыл бұрын

imagine a carr-mathers interview

I always laugh so much 😂😂

Jimmy is the best! ❤❤

This man is gold !

So funny great laugh to start my morning

Jimmy Carr would be the funniest news reporter! 😂

i spilled my energy drink at this video

Thank you! I needed a good laugh.

These are brutal. Lovely stuff :)

"twinkle cave" the best polite name for this ever

4:52 His tone makes it even funnier

@warehousejo007

Жыл бұрын

that's really the crux of it for me.... whatout his particular, wellcrafted, delivery they might just as well come off as clumsy crudities. that's an artist.

I don't find any of these jokes offensive lol I prefer darker humor usually.

@Titoshb

3 жыл бұрын

Any recommendations?

@lukesanders7194

3 жыл бұрын

Mathias Berg frankie boyle

@sholumovi1631

3 жыл бұрын

I won't mind hearing something darker than that.

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

@@Titoshb Jim Norton is a similarly funny American comic.

@spooked2104

3 жыл бұрын

Andrew Schulz is good

Its... Missionary WORK!!!💯👑

Jimmy is a comedy god! 😂

Jimmy could easily be walking around with a stethoscope or a PET machine...he gets people to reveal what's really inside!

If I die, I want people to know that I died laughing at this man's jokes

I love Jimmy Carr

199:1 like/dislike ratio. Well played sir

@albertonally5721

3 жыл бұрын

199:1 you mean

@jamesmantovani8620

3 жыл бұрын

@@albertonally5721 thank you, edited.

Jimmy is just great

I had a joy finding you bro 🤣🤣🤣💯

7:40 you can hear a distinct woman laughing and saying "fuckin'ell" 😂

As far as I know, Jim is the only guy that can get away with these sort of jokes because of his brilliant delivery. 😆

@MoistlyMoist

3 жыл бұрын

that's not what the tax department or his blow-up boyfriend said, he hasn't delivered anything ever...

My favorite comedian, TV personality, and author! I hope I get to meet him at his show in October! 1st row baby!

Your timing is perfect

These are the best!

Only dude that can get away with tipping his hat to fritzle

I feel like a bad person for laughing. but only because my ribs hurt.

4:49 missionary work 👍🏼😂❤️

Jimmy is the king

I have to pause sometimes and finish laughing before the next joke fully marinates

2:32 love that joke, actually made it before I ever saw this lol

I have seen this video more than 10 times and it's still funny 😂😂😂

Jim Carr and Bill Burr would make a great duet show.

brilliant!!

that last joke is great!

Great jokes, Mr. Carr. Thanks for the video.

Jimmy Carr is a master. I know lots of people laugh at his jokes and understand he's funny. But the way people talk about comedy, its clear they don't understand how it works and they don't even understand what the joke is about after they have heard it. Like many of his jokes involve offensive topics, and some overly sensitive people might say 'you can't joke about X'... but they fail to realize, while X is part of the joke, the actual comedy, the actual source of the core 'surprise' which is the heart of the laugh, is almost always something completely unrelated and different. Jimmy knows what he's doing, and he's like a linguistic and conceptual ninja. A real master.

This was uploaded on my birthday.

I’m a simple guy, I see Jimmy Carr, I immediately click

@waynemarvin5661

3 жыл бұрын

Simple people are his target audience.

@Scratchingforcash

3 жыл бұрын

@@waynemarvin5661 lol then he will definitely be a rich man because there are a lot of simple people out there.

JC: how offensive I can go tonight? Producer: yes

That last joke though 😳🤣

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.

Dammit, Jimmy, you're a fucking legend. I have to pause your shows so I can fucking breathe! ROTHLMMFAO!!!

You know it’s good when the audience goes *OOOOOOOOOOOOO*

Only a few min in and it’s hilarious

SO refreshing to hear non PC Offensive jokes. Tired of PC silencing comics

@NordicFrog

3 жыл бұрын

Well these were recorded 6 to 13 years ago.

@Tiptop9278

3 жыл бұрын

lmao pc doesn’t silence comics. bad jokes do. Jimmy’s consistently funny which will always get him an audience. He’s had a few dud jokes over the years that the tabloids have frothed over the ‘offensiveness’ of, but he knows how to target offensive jokes effectively so that they’re punching more up than down.

@NordicFrog

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tiptop9278 Pc obviously silences people and comedians are not an exception.

@renfam8183

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tiptop9278 The hilarious insult comic Lisa Lampenelli had to retire because of PC and Cancel Culture. I saw her live twice and saw all her specials. Nobody can do racial stereotype, LGBT, jokes on any group anymore. Jeff Ross and Roast Battle has been silenced. And Little Britain has been canceled in USA. If the topic is meant as a joke, it should be protected by Freedom of Speech. Now Americans have to go to British channels to watch non PC comedy

@NordicFrog

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tiptop9278 Are you trying to gaslight? Can't tell if you're malicious or just ignorant.

He takes the advice of the late, great George Carlin - find out where the line is - and deliberately cross it !

The best at quick fire jokes

Fantastic

My favorite comedian...

"There's a touchy subject"

Absolute mad-man!