"How is it pronounced?" *inhuman hissing* I'm in tears 😂

@sabrinahutton6535

4 жыл бұрын

Its unhuman not inhuman you dummy

@allycattiny

4 жыл бұрын

@@sabrinahutton6535 yeah, you're right . Oh well I'm not changing it

@BookieKillah

4 жыл бұрын

Like a Dutch footballer blowing his nose...

@DirByKukiboy

4 жыл бұрын

@@allycattiny why won't you change it when you know he's right?

@VelcroKittie

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my God that part had me roaring laughing! hahaha - I had to repeat it about 10 times

"I'm sorry, that's a terrible accent" ..."but that's how they talk" I'm surprised that didn't get a bigger reaction ahah

@assistanttotheregionalmana3002

3 жыл бұрын

I know right. I had to pause the video just to laugh for 30 seconds

0:12 North England 0:37 Welsh 1:40 Geordie 2:04 French 2:20 Spanish 2:35 Scottish 2:57 Welsh 4:09 Scottish 4:18 Belfast 5:28 Spanish (Mexican) 5:42 Glasgow 6:27 Manchester 6:40 Australian 7:01 West Country 7:52 Sexy Voice 8:15 Birmingham 10:14 Irish 10:40 Yorkshire 11:22 Australian 12:11 Newcastle 12:47 Geordie 13:13 Cardiff 14:07 Scouse

@greenyblueish6138

4 жыл бұрын

The first accent was Manchester.

@Alexandra-ke4il

4 жыл бұрын

Emilie Holmes He literally said it was for Newcastle in the joke, how was that Manchester?

@greenyblueish6138

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alexandra-ke4il Are you from Manchester??

@greenyblueish6138

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alexandra-ke4il it was a joke!!!!! It's clearly Manchester, he was making fun of the guy who was talking, he was insulting him 🤦

@Alexandra-ke4il

4 жыл бұрын

Emilie Holmes I did think it sounded like a Manchester accent to be honest, but I guessed it just wasn’t his strongest accent. I’m not from Manchester but I’m around that area, I’m just a bit thick sometimes lmao.

“yorkshire ? £25 a ticket thought we’d priced you out” 😂 cheers

@chrisallie2224

3 жыл бұрын

25 what

@w4k036

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisallie2224 he's saying that the tickets are too expensive for Yorkshire folk lol

@20biomed08

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisallie2224 quid

@zoltancsikos5604

2 жыл бұрын

Stunner 💫

@ckpemac5268

2 жыл бұрын

My dad's from West Yorkshire get in my son

Some say Jimmy's father is Irish, and his mother is Roger Federer.

@gowen_places_5471

4 жыл бұрын

Totally can see Roger Federer lol

@wilmer89

4 жыл бұрын

He's a down's syndrome roger federer

@IrenaDeacon

4 жыл бұрын

@@wilmer89 hahaaha

@IrenaDeacon

4 жыл бұрын

Joke of the year

@kelden4685

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like Ben shapiro

"Sorry, that was a terrible accent..........but it is how they talk"

@samjoshi1812

4 жыл бұрын

@Mike Hunt That is the truest comment I've seen

@arwahsapi

4 жыл бұрын

And they think their accent is the best

@shawnee919

4 жыл бұрын

@@arwahsapi it is

@bendobbing9239

4 жыл бұрын

Being from Sunderland I can confirm there is a small amount of people in Sunderland who speak like that aha

@nothajzl

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Hunt the only accent i can’t take..

2:40 Damn it Jimmy, I can never say "predator" in a normal way ever again lol "Whats your favorite Schwarzenegger movie?" "PREDATTA!"

@capt.macmillan5055

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@N1lav

2 жыл бұрын

AVP = Allan vesus Predattah

the wales one killed me XD "How's it pronounced?" inhumane hissing

@someman6395

4 жыл бұрын

You even copied the human hissing

@Warrenpoint714

4 жыл бұрын

You stole that comment, didn't ya lad?

@iranoutofideas7114

3 жыл бұрын

You stole this, mate

Am I imagining it or does Jimmy Carr facially resemble one of those weird ventriloquist dummy heads. He's slightly better painted, without the rosy cheeks, but strangely artificial looking.

@pestobea

4 жыл бұрын

he's had botox done so that's probably why, he really does look like a dummy head haha

@sophonborrowedtime415

4 жыл бұрын

You literally stole that from the pete davidson roast.

@mesolithicman164

4 жыл бұрын

Who is Pete Davidson? Didn't he play Dr Who back in the day?

@aphose3176

4 жыл бұрын

You stole that thought ride from my head lol

@DarkestDeeds

4 жыл бұрын

It's an incredibly common joke about him.

In Star Wars, there's a planet called Nar Shad'da. Or, to a Scot, "no, it is your father."

@pontusn4

4 жыл бұрын

@Arya well you cared to a comment

@pseudonymousbeing987

4 жыл бұрын

I like that, I like that a lot.

@drummondd7

4 жыл бұрын

Oh aye a just realised that ahah

@Jordan-ko7me

4 жыл бұрын

Alp Tigin that’s more Irish I think, Scottish would be “Naw, shyer da”

@joshbalch2723

4 жыл бұрын

And D'quar

"You see those two houses? Mine's the one in the middle." 😂

“Sexual prrredataa”

🤣😂🤣Welsh.. Invented by a dad losing at Sllrblllh..

@AI-tc8fv

4 жыл бұрын

200 iq comment

@luke_music0079

4 жыл бұрын

mugs-n-shoes 1 same

@mountainbikingvampirewitch5972

4 жыл бұрын

@mugs-n-shoes 1 same. Best country in the world! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@boi.347

4 жыл бұрын

L W good one dude

@MrGibspoon

4 жыл бұрын

@@mountainbikingvampirewitch5972 Lol right....best third world country maybe? ;-P

Its creepy how his face gets fatter and slimmer from one clip to the next ... I still love you though Jimmy

@chrisneedham5803

4 жыл бұрын

Michael McIntyre has let himself go 😂

@jilliansmith7123

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Probst: Noticed that, too; was thinking it's when he's just full of a joke waiting to get it out.

@sugarnads

4 жыл бұрын

Or derp theyre from different times.

@sweetpotat5

4 жыл бұрын

u sort

@chrisprobst6963

4 жыл бұрын

@@sweetpotat5 ..... wat

My aunt is Welsh and it’s so fucking true. She always sounds confused about everything.

@johannesschafer-thomson4387

4 жыл бұрын

Salvation Salvatoré if your aunt is then so is your mum or dad lol 😂unless they,re not acctually related

@resmur8095

2 жыл бұрын

@@johannesschafer-thomson4387 people can lose their heavy accent when they transmigrate

@rockfriendmemo

2 жыл бұрын

lol i forgot about this comment but no, she was married to my uncle who’s my mom’s brother and we’re american

@Ccccc-mi3tr

2 жыл бұрын

@@resmur8095 yes but they’d still be Welsh

@MarshallRedmon01

Жыл бұрын

Whose coat is that jacket?

I'm American and most of this is extremely funny. And a lot of it, well, not being British I don't always get the full joke, but the delivery makes up for it. Would love to see this guy perform but can't imagine he would have much of an audience in the U.S

@nigel6548

Жыл бұрын

Cheers Wayne

Lowkey Jimmy looks like if Roger Federer decided he wanted to be an accountant.

@django4449

4 жыл бұрын

Nossair Errahmani hahahaha

@chellymurphy

4 жыл бұрын

Nossair Errahmani LOOOOL

@andrewcook5151

4 жыл бұрын

Given his history, that might've been a better career path 😂

@checkm8964

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t think Jimmy should go anywhere near accounting 😂

@rishabhpurohit2663

4 жыл бұрын

copied

I love your sense of humour as well as your playing with a language 😆

@thepineappleuniverse6285

3 жыл бұрын

Woah I love ur videos!

@ashbell1046

3 жыл бұрын

KoreanBilly funny. I hate both. But mean-spirited right-wing tantrums aren’t exactly my ‘thing’. Potayto/ potahto

@sugondese5497

3 жыл бұрын

Ai your creps are safe fam

@LtGhost-tb3kq

3 жыл бұрын

*you’re

@AK-74K

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashbell1046 Get a sense of humour transplant mate

"I came out of the shop and there was my bike. Gone." He sounded the least confused there but I always found that line the funniest

Jimmy: Glasgow is quite an aggressive town. Glaswegian: NO IT FOCKIN' ISN'T IT!

@TheChodzio

Жыл бұрын

He says "isnae" XD

Mastering the art of throwing the ball back at hecklers. These accents and phrases are just perfect.

@zapkvr

4 жыл бұрын

You know they are all plants.

@hichimichanga8405

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry but the geordie and Newcastle accents were the worst I have ever heard, sounded Canadian

Now I have to work that line in...”have you slimed yet........mate?

@zippyspinifex

4 жыл бұрын

He said "yet" like a kiwi.

@tallaganda83

4 жыл бұрын

M T It was a pretty rubbish attempt tbh

@christinakav5029

4 жыл бұрын

Evolutionary Advantage I’m Australian and I don’t know what it means?

@surfyplayer8231

4 жыл бұрын

@@christinakav5029 you'll find out eventually

@djizzah

4 жыл бұрын

never heard that, think he made it up

“Have ya slimed yet?”

@Juan-wo7zu

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not fucking ghostbusters

Do Yorkshire!! Jimmy: Yorkshire? It's a 25 pound ticket. I thought we priced you out 😂😂

@12061988

4 жыл бұрын

Hejsa smukke tjej. Hur mår du?

@user-mc6zk8tc8c

4 жыл бұрын

@@12061988 Jeg har det bra! Takk for at du spurte! 😊

@A.D-.

4 жыл бұрын

@@12061988 did you fall on your keyboard?

@MrDanisve

4 жыл бұрын

@@A.D-. Its something called another language. I know, its confusing to monolinguals

@A.D-.

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrDanisve Ahh I was really worried for his well-being - thanks for clearing that up!👌

"Have ya slimed yet?" Jesus christ 😂😂😂😂

@fun_ghoul

4 жыл бұрын

I sometimes jokingly call it "ectoplasm", but not mid-stroke! Damn.

@joshuahuf9747

4 жыл бұрын

I'm Aussie IVE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE

@fun_ghoul

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshuahuf9747 Jimmy probably made it all up, like his tax returns for a while.

@fun_ghoul

4 жыл бұрын

@Jay-john Derbyshire Nah. You'll just wish you did, as she walks by with someone else.

@zapkvr

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshuahuf9747 I live here and Ive never heard it either.

Don't be a lunt about it xD😂

@skrrtskrrt1722

4 жыл бұрын

Lllunt.

@borderlinecontent8661

4 жыл бұрын

Double ll

7:16 "I mope my mammy doesn't find out I'm cheating on her" *Dude looks at his mum*

@chrisallie2224

3 жыл бұрын

What does that even mean

"FOR YOU, EVERYWHERE!" 😂😂😂😂 The face made it even funnier.

Trysd the voice 😂

@anonymousbroccolli6197

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks mate 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

@KirbzYyY

4 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday!

@chrisneedham5803

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no it isn't. ...... oh yes it is 🍰🍸🍺🍻🍷🍹

@atomicaftershow

4 жыл бұрын

@@mareksajner8567 sexual predatah

@0zblox

4 жыл бұрын

Wow he did it hahaha, happy birthday!

His welsh accent sounds Indian

@dougclark9921

4 жыл бұрын

My Das Scottish accent sounds Indian and he is Scottish.

@halffulltome

4 жыл бұрын

He's what now?

@IamFirtyDucker

4 жыл бұрын

Although Jimmy’s welsh accent isn’t very good. Both welsh and Indian accents they curl their tongue when pronouncing certain sounds, so there are similarities.

@stxcxv

4 жыл бұрын

why did i read that as italian like 3 times wtff

@pheasantpluckersson2138

4 жыл бұрын

IamFirtyDucker indeed Jonathan Edwards the rugby commentator sounds like Fenella the witch fro Chorlton and the wheelies 😂

British comedy is classic...I love it...I laugh at the audience’s laughter,that’s how good it is😂😂😂😂 🇿🇦✌🏿

Every accent and stereotype he does is spot on and hilarious 😂😂

Everything sounds better in a Scottish Accent

@jayrussell5181

4 жыл бұрын

Jamie Aubrey ae am a scott you can call a guy a smelly jobby and its funny

@jljljljljljljljk3405

4 жыл бұрын

@@jayrussell5181 a Ken

@wettesthandyman5885

4 жыл бұрын

Evry'in soonds be'ah in a sco'ish accsen'

@user-tx6lu6nz5r

4 жыл бұрын

i hate scottish accent

@THCBRONKO

4 жыл бұрын

R u a seXuAl predata

‘It’s me Gran’s birday - she’s thirty’. Ouch lol.

@fun_ghoul

4 жыл бұрын

Coulda done that one in a Glaswegian accent too, tbh.

@Miblive

4 жыл бұрын

Excuse my ignorance, but why is that? Do people in Liverpool have children at a young age?

@dominges

4 жыл бұрын

@@Miblive 'is fOckin LIVapool luv :)

@Miblive

4 жыл бұрын

@@dominges And how does that answer my question?

@Miblive

4 жыл бұрын

@@BluntofHwicce Thank you. I thought I wouldn´t ever get an answer.

Ive watches these clips for yonks and not once do they fail to have me in stitches..I love Jimmy, he's such a clever bloke..

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

“Don’t be a lunt about it” 😂

@marcelloberry6829

3 жыл бұрын

Llunt

Wtf jimmy Carr gave him a heart beacause it’s his birthday dam I thought he was heartless smh

@autumnatic

4 жыл бұрын

He would never! It's proof that his account is run by a hired media handler.

@Gblonkers

4 жыл бұрын

Huntrum XD probably not the real person. Just someone running and editing this account

@liquidminds

4 жыл бұрын

He now is. He gave it away for some random persons birthday.

@L1b3rta

4 жыл бұрын

If he didn't had a heart he would be dead...

Im aussie, my great grandfather is from Llandudno! Love wales!

The laughs he gets always feel intimidating to me. Huge bursts of laughter for like 2 seconds then dead quiet😂

@that_cat21

4 жыл бұрын

Renz Esparza it’s most likely just the audio mixing - there’s his mic and a mic or two on the audience. whoever does the audio mixing (for the recordings) brings in the audience for a couple seconds then takes it out almost instantly so you can hear him. the reason the audience is mic’d is so that the show doesn’t seem dry in recordings

The way he shouted Jimmy, im crying 😂😂😭

I love that 'why do you laugh like a sexual predator' these things you carnt script

@skann9048

4 жыл бұрын

@StealthyMonk Called a heckler mate

@matthewiles5714

4 жыл бұрын

The word is "can't" not "carnt" there's no such word as "carnt"

@hadvarr8578

4 жыл бұрын

@@matthewiles5714 thanks grammar police

@flowgetsnoticed9292

4 жыл бұрын

MATTHEW ILES carnt was in the script

@hadvarr8578

4 жыл бұрын

@@flowgetsnoticed9292 yeh¿¿¿¿¿

Incredible how a country smaller than the state of Arizona has so many accents.

@l.h.9747

4 жыл бұрын

You should go to austria. Drive half an hour and theres a different one. In some parts theres a different one from town to town.

@Leon_der_Luftige

4 жыл бұрын

Luca Hadwiger Come to Germany, my granny can tell from which village in a 10km radius you're from just by listening to you speak a couple of words. (Given you're a local of course.)

@thebeanz6593

4 жыл бұрын

In europe every 3rd town has a diffrent accent on average its like you're in the first town its normal then the second it sounds a bit off then the third is completely diffrent

@georgegeorgiou8716

4 жыл бұрын

Has Arizona got 70 million people ?

@RaferJeffersonIII

4 жыл бұрын

Population is 20% of the USA though. Russia is bigger than the states but has less people. Greenland is huge. Land mass is irrelevant

Omg as a sound man who loves different Accents this had me cracking up. Brilliant stuff!

"Tin tin tin Tintin", a conformational affirmation of the vacancy of a metallic receptical. . . . . . . directed towards Tintin.

Jimmy makes me laugh more than any other comic! I love him!

I love all the accents from Jimmy. It makes me really laugh

Watching this as an American is hilarious😂

@marcelloberry6829

3 жыл бұрын

I’m from Yorkshire I promise it’s still just as funny

@dcmastermindfirst9418

2 жыл бұрын

You must be a smart American

I said to the Scottish baker, "How come all these cakes are 70p and that ones £2?" "That's Maderia cake".

@rr_m_w5134

4 жыл бұрын

Harry Robins I’m stupid I do t get it !

@anonUK

4 жыл бұрын

@@rr_m_w5134 "My dearer cake"

@nickshields1011

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a donut or a meringue?

Liverpool - 0:18 Welsh - 1:23 Newcastle - 1:50 French - 2:11 Scottish (Glaswegian) - 2:36 Scottish (Edinburgh) - 4:09

@regolithia

4 жыл бұрын

First one is Manc lmao

@Chris-zy7vn

4 жыл бұрын

First one is Manchester not scouse

@garondupree8165

4 жыл бұрын

Number 3 is Sunderland, he literally says "I'm no a geordie"

If Jimmy was an animal he’d be a ferret or a weasel. Idk why he just looks like one to me lmao

Oh my i just lové he does thé geordie, welsh and scottish accents. 😂😂😂

Can't believe he's left us hanging without a dragon joke now.

@Threadoflength

4 жыл бұрын

Two dragons walk into a bar. One says "it's a bit hot in here" the other one says "shut your mouth".

There’s been a MURDUR 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Love taggart!

@blackbob3358

3 жыл бұрын

hopefully, mz Wilson.

"have you slimed yet" fucking SLAYED me

@matei-gabrielshelby3480

2 жыл бұрын

Worst part is that it's believable

This guy is a genius. All his off the cuff material proves it!

1:24 literally everyone who tries to do a welsh accent goes indian 😂😂

After growing up in channel tunnel ....I mean Folkestone ..we had what seemed like the world turn up with every different accent ...it was a good lesson about the UK

Brilliant! Next year will stop over to the city you're playing so I can see you. Keep it up, young Man.

He is good, not just with the accents, but explaining the details. I would like him to learn the Baltimore accent.

I love your laugh, Jimmy! It makes me so happy 🥰🥰

Its amazing how we all have our go-to words to say for each accent 😹😹😹

As a Aussie I have never ever heard anyone using the term "slimed".

@marks.3303

Жыл бұрын

It helps if you've had sex.

@chris-work4470

Жыл бұрын

But like the rest of us, we would not be surprised if shazza has

@0ne-6right40

Жыл бұрын

Well the accent was fine tho

"Where did you get your degree, the internet?" Aged like milk outside of the refrigerator, man.

@SloppyballsMcGuillicutty

4 жыл бұрын

【 Chilael 】 well, he was chatting to a doctor in Limerick. he may have gotten it off the internet.

Never seen this guy before, good stuff, enjoyed your stand up!

Love his laugh!!

5:28 "She looked twelfth to me..." 😂

5:10 my sleep paralysis demon at 3.20 am

"uh huh huh!" 😂 "Rolluh Costa" lol

I’ve started saying, “Who’s cot’ is that jacket? Who’s shoes are those trainaz?

'tin tin tin' had me dying 😂 Perfect yorkshire impression

I always asked myself when my English is good enough to have a conversation I'm beyond that I understand jimmys accents

this guy is something else ! much love

What's the difference between Jimmy Carr and a Scouser. A scouser pays his taxes.

@RIXRADvidz

4 жыл бұрын

do you do Wayne Rooney and the Grandma jokes too? I love Olde Jokes.

@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844

4 жыл бұрын

It did show Cameron to be a bit hypocritical when he criticised Carr for this, and then saying nothing when the Panama papers were released a few years later, where he was exposed within them.

@MatthewJBD

4 жыл бұрын

Need to have an income to pay taxes.

@justindavitt6560

4 жыл бұрын

You don't pay taxes on stolen money.

@warren839

3 жыл бұрын

I always make an effort to do the accent of wherever i am. That's great jimmy could you make an effort to pay your taxes.

The audience members being roasted are champions. Can have a laugh and move on, like life should be

6:31 Pretty accurate. Lmao That’s all I ever hear people say. 😂

Jimmy Carter is the funniest comedian currently... I wish I could afford tickets to see him cause if I did, I would definitely go.. next time u are in toronto let me know

I want jimmy to play a devil roasting people as they enter hell.😂

Anyone else think his laugh sounds like stampy?

@rhysgregson2750

3 жыл бұрын

Do not speak the Lord's name in vein.

As an American I would love to see Jimmy’s take on our accents!

It starts with three l's, how do you pronounce it. *inaudible*

Very good! A girl from Yorkshire said “tin tin tin” to me and it took half an hour to work out what she meant. She was looking for her tobacco :)

1:10 after he asks if anybody has been to Llandudno, the same guycalls out 'NO!' again lmfao!

Total Legend x

Can someone please make good subtitles, I'm just a russian spy and I can't really do my job here, thank you

@IrenaDeacon

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@beb5816

4 жыл бұрын

Simon, I have some sub titles for you. U Boat, Nautilus, T Class and Collins Class. Hope this helps you with your work mate.

@simonikonnikov2199

4 жыл бұрын

@@beb5816 wait a minute, there is only created automatically subtitles

@simonikonnikov2199

4 жыл бұрын

I changed my mind, when we are sending nukes, your town will be first in the queue

@beb5816

4 жыл бұрын

I was Joking Simon. They are submarine titles. If you really are a spy, then I'm not joking. (laugh here mate)

that was funny so i watched all the ads..👑 now Jimmy can pay his taxes this year 🤭

@alteh7

4 жыл бұрын

that just means he has to pay even more tax LOL

That “Newcastle” accent was perfect Mancunian

That was excellent! You broke youtube subtitle with that video 😂😂😂

Jimmy is a proper funny Llunt 😂🤣🤣

Find it amazing that so many accents could exist in such a small area.

@wolfmatic399

Жыл бұрын

If you've never looked into the Antarctic accents I recommend it. All groups of scientists end up with their own accent eventually. Any isolated community will develop an accent.

Love this guy! 👏👏👏👏👏

I love you! You are simply a genius ❤️👏🙏

His welsh accent is everything😂

Carr is brilliant!

A brummie saying "how much is a pint of cider" is one of the funniest accents I've heard😂

thanks for posting

As an American I legit don’t have any clue whether these were accurate but it’s still entertaining

@zapkvr

4 жыл бұрын

Its a pity you people don't get out more often

@lucifersatanson3005

3 жыл бұрын

Grunthos The Flatulent it’s a pity you got your cheeks clapped in 1776 and 1812

@sheev9852

3 жыл бұрын

@Pablo and you lot also eat like you have free health care

@schizodillo1952

3 жыл бұрын

Keep talking buddy, your country lost a war against itself.

I liked your Jimmy Carrdif accent, pa dum tss. I´d love to hear your take on the Dutch accent. An aussie friend said it was the hardest accent to do, because it´s so subtle, but maybe he was just sucking up. A phrase to get you started might be: Aye lif in duh Nedd´rlends ant aye em uh loior. (I am not, but lawyer´s a good word to hear the Dutch accent)

Until the last one, I was thinking "Whens he going to do Liverpool"? Brilliant. Incidentally, Mike Myers parents are from Liverpool and, growing up in Canada, he said his friends would knock and ask for him, just to "hear them talk like the Beatles".

This guy got the perfect "English man belittling you" trope right🤣🤣