Joe’s voice should be an option for Siri

@nancypalumbo8836

3 жыл бұрын

"Hey Siri, what's the weather to-" "I'm not a homosexual!"

@nebelungpixie9373

3 жыл бұрын

YES !!!

@orange9107

3 жыл бұрын

YES - I would pay a scary amount

@ItsMeSami

3 жыл бұрын

YES! NOW!

@wisteela

3 жыл бұрын

Even better: For Google or Amazon devices

Joe takes his natural "Karen" energy with him throughout life, repurposes it as the frustration with petty bureaucracy we all feel, gives full vent to it often and I am here living for it.

@pip-pip5029

2 жыл бұрын

Legend

@MahouKat

2 жыл бұрын

If Karens weren't busy berating sixteen year olds in customer service and ethnic minorities just existing, they would be a formidable enemy 💀 (Obvs not talking about Joe there)

@Emma88178

Жыл бұрын

For him it would be Kyle

@angemaidment5640

Жыл бұрын

Everyone has an inner Karen. The difference is how she manifests 🤣🤣🤣

“I’m bisexual so you’re all at risk” As a bisexual man myself, this is my new catch phrase

@politemenace5781

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, I'm going to be using that from now on. Too often people go "oh, are you gay?" No, I'm bisexual, none of you is safe. RUN.

@gwinniboots

Жыл бұрын

😂

@joshyoung1440

Жыл бұрын

I'm just assuming your username reflects you accurately, and I also am an eagle scout who later came out, but I was in scouts when it wasn't okay to be gay. I was "straight" back then anyways lmfao

@yuki97kira

Жыл бұрын

*awkwardly wink at anyone whos bi... In hopes of one would be interested in me*

@joshyoung1440

Жыл бұрын

@@yuki97kira depends if you're into Americans lmfao. I'm American and I'M hardly into Americans 🤣

The way he describes people is the best..."A bit of wet scrambled egg in a chair." It doesn't mean anything, but you know EXACTLY what it mean.

@laestrella9727

2 жыл бұрын

Like someone constantly pissing into a hot tub and getting away with it ahaha

I love how Joe carries himself like a middle aged mom 😆

Joe really is an absolute lad

@jak7826

3 жыл бұрын

*Choking seal noise*

@fayesummerill5100

3 жыл бұрын

OI OI

@lilyhargreeves4374

3 жыл бұрын

Oi oi oi

@fleuelise1852

3 жыл бұрын

More like uwi uwi!! ( Sorry i dont know how to spell it)

@taraobrien6629

3 жыл бұрын

Chaotic good karen

I will never not re-watch Joe’s stand up

@lilyhargreeves4374

3 жыл бұрын

I messed up the likes, sorry. They used to be at 111 But I agree

@shelboyyy

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilyhargreeves4374 😂😂😂

@lilyhargreeves4374

3 жыл бұрын

@@shelboyyy i ruined it

@eta2670

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, I saw it in my recommended, and yeah it’s been a while x)

@BeauKillaB

3 жыл бұрын

I have lost count of the amount of times I’ve watched this.

I like how he is constantly and aggressively hitting on that dude in the front row🤣

@supersexygal01

6 ай бұрын

What was extremely offensive about it was they didn’t show the poor guys face whenever he did it so we could see his reaction immediately.

"I was just backstage having a lager and... punching a woman" one of my favourite lines XD

@maddiewood2486

3 жыл бұрын

omg stream atlantis !!

@RestWithin

Жыл бұрын

So funny, men punching women.

@jjb4531

Жыл бұрын

@@RestWithin get over it

@RestWithin

Жыл бұрын

@@jjb4531 yeah, back to the good old days, where women were chattels. You do show yourself up.

@lisahenry20

11 ай бұрын

​@@RestWithin it's funny because it's punching up not down. It's making fun of people who punch others, not the people who get punched.

This guy is literally how I’ve always imagined my cat speaking. And my cat is a she.

@susie9893

2 жыл бұрын

Simon's cat

@sarahc643

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@BarterTom

2 жыл бұрын

I was just watching a Ricky Gervais video and I thought you meant him lol.

@Dizz2K7

2 жыл бұрын

That says more about you than either him or the cat.

@BobGymlan

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dizz2K7 that is very true.

now i'm just picturing joe wandering the streets asking if anyone wants a cookie haha

@sooverthis6941

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like that could be a segment on Task Master.

@niseplank4527

2 жыл бұрын

I've done that. Doesn't go over with the normal folk.

I've watched this apollo gig a few times but I've never heard the babbie to Abu Dhabi & the 14 second fart bit. They must have cut it. 🤣😂🤣😂

@rboekholt

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too!

@oceanwonders

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah! Now that you mention it...

@loopstationyt

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t even notice until now 🤯

@watermelonsandal4206

2 жыл бұрын

I'd never seen either of them before so of course they killed me.

@jul30ie

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!! Me too, I laughed so hard.

I never get bored of this set

‘i saw a ghost in morrisons’ has to be my favourite line ever 😂

no joke, last night i was lying in bed in the dark and I just thought of Joe saying "i saw a ghost at the end of my bed... i saw a ghost in morrisons"

I must have watched this set no fewer than 100 times and it's still just as funny as the first time.

@Loctorak

2 жыл бұрын

"Kill them" was and remains one of my favourite punchlines of all time - first time I heard it I was like "😲 WOW that's a brave joke" and its hilarious when you consider the social context at the time. Definitely this set is what made me sit up and take notice of Joe as a comedian- amazing stuff 👏

Years ago my late father and I were accosted outside a restaurant by two lads, whom I threatened to spank. They ran, and Dad laughed so hard I thought he was having a stroke.

@bengrainger4000

2 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂

@sampunnett2131

2 жыл бұрын

Omg that made my day!

@carolynworthington8996

2 жыл бұрын

Fantastic story!

I love how he comes out and literally just owns it from start to finish! Literally a laugh almost every second

"A boomerang with psoriasis" might be my favourite line ever.

7:33 I did the maths and he actually would have had to break the speed of sound.

@bengrainger4000

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@oscargr_

2 жыл бұрын

And that isn't a problem.

How does Joe not have a million subscribers?! Absolute comedy gold!!

I first saw joe on great British sewing bee, now I found him here, joy, joy, joy

I could listen - watch this wonderful comedian forever - he is so funny and unique, just makes me feel that whatever life throws at you its never so bad.

8:13 "You had the perfect alibi. Where were you when the murder happened? I was in Leeds!" hahaha this is brilliant xD Edit: because I loved the bit so much I actually calculated how fast he would have to be to travel 120 miles in 8 minutes - it's 900mph (or 1448km/h). The speed of sound is 767mph or 1235km/h. So he actually would have to break the speed of sound to make that possible xD

@AekoTheWolf

2 жыл бұрын

People like you are why I read comments. I wanted this kind of info! thank you!

@SomeOne-pg2js

2 жыл бұрын

@@AekoTheWolf Hahaha you're welcome :D

@laestrella9727

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah.. I'm sure he did his research...

@Chimera_Photography

Жыл бұрын

*Myth-Confirmed!*

@SomeOne-pg2js

Жыл бұрын

@@laestrella9727 yeah, I just thought it was something you say to emphasise how ridiculous a situation is. "I would have had to break the speed of sound, Sharon" sounds to me like "I ate a billion hot dogs today" :D

I cannot put into words how much I adore you, Mummy...haha You’re just the absolute best.

Joe always cracks me up, I first saw him on 8 out of 10 cats and completely lost it at some little quip he made, I don't even remember what it was, but after that I will sit down and watch anything I see him in.

@rebeccagoldscheid3746

Жыл бұрын

Have you seen him in Taskmaster? Brilliant.

I never tire of listening to Joe he is a complete show voice, walking steps fleeting hands, walrus ring, name it. refreshing facts of daily life, based on true devastating observations.

I’ve seen this clip so many times, but I still end up crying with laughter! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I sincerely hope the "walrus says you can piss off" line was real

To be fair, if you're going to spend your afterlife haunting a supermarket why would you choose a Morrisons? Surely all the grocery ghosts are at Waitrose..?

@prva9347

3 жыл бұрын

Grocery ghosts will haunt any supermarket with a wine & __spirits__ section.

@Martyn1999

3 жыл бұрын

@@prva9347 I love you for this comment 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@danniq4278

3 жыл бұрын

@@prva9347 😂🤣😂🤣

@bengrainger4000

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely! But why not just haunt the Rheinland for their wines?

@sampunnett2131

2 жыл бұрын

Knowing my luck I'll end up in bloody Lydls or Aldis.

On parking insanities: I parked entirely legally and came back to see a policeman putting a parking ticket on my car. I pointed out I was parking legally and he said that the council had decided to change the rulings...the road markings hadn't been changed though...I got exempted from the fine...soon afterwards I saw the police park illegally on he same road so that they could collect their Chinese takeaway.

Whenever i get down and need a laugh i always head to one of Joe Lycett's routines. Fantastic guy. Would love to meet him.

@Rose-ry6gm

2 жыл бұрын

Omg same

I only found out about Joe 3 days ago. So I've been binge watching everything that he's done. I've never LOL'd so much in the past 3 days. Hardly anyone in Australia knows about him... Which is a shame

@anushka_bananushka

6 ай бұрын

😂 what are you talking about? All his sold out shows in Australia know him. I hope you went to his show this year, it was THE BEST!!

@scottyd2262

6 ай бұрын

@@anushka_bananushka I wish that I did! I didn't even know that he was touring... Well thanks sucks to hear that I missed it.....

Thanks for showing this ... I think I have watched it 10 times. My absolute favourite funny guy! Woohoo! Best regards from South Africa 🇿🇦💫🐘

"I was just backstage having a Larger and punching a woman I don't know"

He's a true child of chaos ❤

Joe if You’re reading this you make this small Canadian very happy

@JulieWallis1963

3 жыл бұрын

I have met him and he is truly adorable in real life. I told him my daughter is totally in love with him, so he made a short film on my phone wishing her a happy Christmas. I’ll never not love him! My husband follows him on SM and got invited to try for tickets to the ‘opening of joes new kitchen’ .... A long story, but if you want I’ll tell you the short version . Joe wanted to invite the mayor to open his new kitchen, but he had to make it a public event to get the mayor. It made local news, anyway we never bagged tickets to this exclusive event.

@charlottem.1477

3 жыл бұрын

And another Canadian. Possibly not as small but that’s no matter, lol.

Just popped in for my daily dose of Lycett, a much needed antidote to the world at large! Thank you. 💜

Laughing so hard that I couldn't catch my breath! I nearly choked on my own saliva once I took a breath. I tell my husband that hippos are my spirit animal because they look so fat and docile but kill more people than lions every year.

@aliconnolly

3 жыл бұрын

Hippos are the best for not taking any shit. There's a vid of one who saves a gazelle (I think) from hyenas. And because the gazelle causes the hyenas to stay around the hippo thrashes the gazelle and kills it. They're like "don't be annoying me".

@roseatkins7565

3 жыл бұрын

They need yo be appeased with chocolate

@ruthrichardson9717

2 жыл бұрын

…. So you kill people? 😰

@3ch1dna07

2 жыл бұрын

@@ruthrichardson9717 So many times I want to but am afraid that I will start to run out of places to hide the bodies. Just kidding. But the urge is strong when I meet a stupid person IRL.

@TallSilentGuy

Жыл бұрын

The reason hippos kill more people than lions every year is only because they hardly ever kill lions.

Just what I needed tonight - thanks for uploading!

Walrus says u can piss off 🤣

I live for how snarky, trolly he is and his delivery!

Possibly the greatest "kill them" joke since Armstrong and Miller.

You've got a new fan! This was absolutely HILARIOUS!!! All the best to you.

Inner voice “Kick that toddler”🤣🤣🤣🤣

Seen this in it’s entirety and I’m watching it again.

This guy is in the most simplest way possible to say it is.. awesome.

Thanks for that. He's hilarious. 🤣

As a Brummie I want that accent lol. Seriously he's such a funny guy. His diction is perfect too. Love him

This guy looks like Hugo Boss.

"Where were you when the murder happened" I am dead

This man is a comedy genius. Always has me creased up laughing! 😂🤣

I met him in kingsheath in Brum a few months ago. Nice guy. Hilarious

I cried laughing watching this. You’re amazing Joe.

I love his voice, and he is so funny ❤❤😂

Joe Lycett, James Acaster, Drew Lynch and Bo Burnham are the best comedians atm imo

Joe is a gem! ❤ Greetings from 🇩🇰

So....... this lass out smarted you 🤣🤣🤣🤣not only did she get you to take the cookie! She also got you to pay extra too! Genius 😎

genuinely my friend saw a ghost in Specsavers! the irony isn't lost on me haha

love you man

Hilarious 😂love joe also has me in stitches.

Literally eating a Subway meal as I'm watching this... xD

@ms.t7614

2 жыл бұрын

I have to ask…. Did you get a cookie? 😂

Love the boomerang with psoriasis lol

joe, I think we all know what Subway girl did - she successfully upsold you an unwanted cookie and manipulated you into getting one that wasn't even part of the deal and so didn't save you any money anywy. I think YOU got lycetted by HER. She won that confrontation.

@Owen.Fallon

2 жыл бұрын

SUBWAY GIRL ALWAYS WINS

Joyous man.

Mr. Joe. You are bloody hilarious!!!

Love Joe..one of my favourite comedians

I just love Joe Lycett.

Have loved everything he has been on.

I can definitely relate to the accent thing, I was born in Leeds but you'd never realise as I also know better and if you need me to complain to the Leeds office for You, just let me know. 😁

Love Joe Lycett...absolutely hilarious! X

"Nobody ever goes I saw a ghost in Morrisons" Probably because that would involve people being in Morrisons

oh good, Walrus. !!

Legend Joe😂

Oh yes I SO agree!!

Joe is what happens when Karen energy is repurposed for good, chaotic good but good

I love your comedy

That’s a totally fabulous idea! Excellent!

Joe has very quickly become one of my favorite comedians. I do wish I could see him, but being in the US I doubt I'll get a tour any time soon... But if he ever does come to the states I'd be sure to give him a great time. Just look me up Joe.

An absolute national treasure

Love his style, pure class.

He’s... he’s wearing a different shirt

Golly I admire this man

Been a while since a comedian made me laugh out loud. Well done Joe 👍🏽

The pettiness, it's glorious.

I absolutely love love love you Joe Lycett😘😘😘 never, ever change!!

hes awesome

Love the jokes your too funny keep it up never laugh so hard

Brilliant set 👏👏👏😂

Jesus H, you are hilarious, mate! The Primark comment alone is GOLD! 😄

That entrance was legendary tho 😂

Oh, lovely! Hello!

@Asracloud

3 жыл бұрын

L your here too?!

@llawliet1522

3 жыл бұрын

@@Asracloud Hisoka?!? Damn, you still got that thing for kids or what?

@Asracloud

3 жыл бұрын

@@llawliet1522 nah I have illumi now

@llawliet1522

3 жыл бұрын

@@Asracloud k, cool

@FredericaFazbear

3 жыл бұрын

Doing well? Wonderful!

drinking larger and punching women.. seems pretty accurate to me haha

@JulieWallis1963

3 жыл бұрын

Ha! I have a daughter called Amy Nicholson. She’s getting married soon and will soon be someone else 🤫

“That’s the weirdest imagery I’ve ever heard”. It’s a close second to “a bit of wet scrambled egg in a chair”, for me 🤣🤣🤣

I hope he comes to the states!

A pint of wife beater! Stella night 🤣🤣🤣✌️

I’ll give you $20 in cold hard cash to come to the United States

@s_nunyabiznez

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll chip in!

@oceanwonders

3 жыл бұрын

Make it 20 British pounds to sweeten the deal...

@Diviance

3 жыл бұрын

If your cash is cold and hard, you might want to stop storing it in the freezer.

@breadfan_85

3 жыл бұрын

I can pitch in 45 cents, a paper clip, a washer, and a key to an apartment I no longer rent.

@charlottebest7023

3 жыл бұрын

That’s only £14:55

Never heard of this chap, refreshing to hear a comedian who doesn't need to resort to constantly the using the f word to get a laugh. Great commedian.

So funny 🤣🤣, first time I've watched a routine of Joe's and I will definitely watch more 👍🏾👍🏾👏🏾👏🏾😁😁😁

I'm a brummie.. wasn't born better 😂