"I can't... I can't... BE ARSED!" Brilliant.

@KletoReese

8 жыл бұрын

Brilliant indeed!!

@violetl.4615

7 жыл бұрын

blackforest825 : can someone explain what that means....?

@isengaja

7 жыл бұрын

its a british term, its the same meaning as you can't be bothered to do something.

@ExileOnDaytonStreet

6 жыл бұрын

Doesn't bother with exercise and still looks like that...

@ratso1963mikel

4 жыл бұрын

@@isengaja fat thin look

"I don't like moving, I don't even like sad music in case I'll be moved..."

@derlaurenz

4 жыл бұрын

I pissed myself when she dropped that oneXD

@dylanchouinard6141

3 жыл бұрын

A phrase with the total inverse energy of “I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.”

"Doc, I'd love to, but my naps are not going to take themselves, soz." That is my new favourite excuse, I'm taking it.

@conuleonida7803

6 жыл бұрын

I didn't get that one. What does the word 'naps' mean (besides 'brief sleep') ?

@conuleonida7803

6 жыл бұрын

I think I found it: "knap (plural knaps) (chiefly dialect) A protuberance; a swelling; a knob."

@shawn.spencer

6 жыл бұрын

+Conu' Leonida No, she means that she has naps (as in brief sleep) that she absolutely has to take and that's why she can't live the house. It's a joke on how little she is motivated to do.

@iamwaynecodd

6 жыл бұрын

Lina *she can't leave

@kestrels.9189

6 жыл бұрын

Soz just a way of saying Zzz?

Jesus, Mary and Joseph and all his carpenter friends 😄

@insidetheheadofme

5 жыл бұрын

New Favourite Exclamation. 🤣

@elloguvna6820

3 жыл бұрын

Time?

@SMacCuUladh

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus' friends were fishermen, his step dad was a carpender.

@rua5818

3 жыл бұрын

@@SMacCuUladh Yes, she's referring to Jesus' father, Joseph, and all of Joseph's carpenter friends.

@SMacCuUladh

3 жыл бұрын

@@rua5818 Then her comment is grammatically inaccurate.

I think it's very brave of her to speak up about a very debilitating condition I also can't be arsed

I too am chronically lazy and fat-thin. It's a terrible affliction.

I love this woman, to the point where I'd consider being her stalker, only I just can't be arsed.

@theking2450

4 жыл бұрын

She'd be arsed if i had her lol

@feartheghus

4 жыл бұрын

warren wayne somehow I doubt that.

she's fecking brilliant..

@DoctorMeatDic

7 жыл бұрын

And that is why she is making a living as a comedian, because she is vaguely good looking, but not funny in the least.

@alfamonk

7 жыл бұрын

DoctorMeatDic with that name, I'm guessing you're a down-at-heel rent boy?

oooohhh she's weird I love her.

@chucksmith4930

7 жыл бұрын

ear rings

in the 24 hours, I’ve listened to this routine probably 30 times. I love it so much and wish she was in more

So nice to see a comedian who actually understands the craft.

I think that I fell in love a little. And by "a little" I mean "a lot"...

"What they don't mention...is the smile on that man's face." lost it!!!

I am in love. The Irish accent ohhhh

Great comedian and I love her accent. I remember seeing Aisling live at the Edinburgh Fringe a few years back and she's been my favourite female stand-up comedian since. Honestly I could listen to that voice all day.

@michaelhawkins7389

Жыл бұрын

shes from Ireland I think

She's my spirit animal, only prettier

@cabronicusmaximuschingonic1062

4 жыл бұрын

Then put it down!

The rant at the end was PHENOMENAL

"I don't even listen to sad music, in case I'll be moved." 🤣

she's beautiful

That Scouse accent shev does is magic. (or was it Mancunian... It's been a while since I've heard either.)

This footage is from 2004, and she's still beautiful!

1:40 she sounds like stewie griffin

This speaks to me. I really am this lazy. :D

@Endisupertramp

9 жыл бұрын

Cute as a button too.

@tiagow95

9 жыл бұрын

Enđi Supertramp Oh, Carl Sagan, always charming!

@politure

9 жыл бұрын

tiago tabosa even from beyond the grave!...

@tylerkerr1793

7 жыл бұрын

I could make an uncalled-for joke about how this relates to your thumbnail image, but I won't ;)

That ending though

She's fantastic!! definitely gonna start watching more of her stuff

@spilledink849

8 жыл бұрын

Same she's awesome

She blanked in the middle and fell back on stored wit! Hilarious!

I think from now on whenever I see one of those "women aren't funny" comments I'm just going to send them a link to this fabulous lady

@turgsh01

5 жыл бұрын

Sarah Millican is funnier.

@aaronbuckley779

4 жыл бұрын

@@turgsh01 that wasn't the point of his comment but ok

@suomynonna

4 жыл бұрын

JLMac322 To prove them right?

@cabronicusmaximuschingonic1062

4 жыл бұрын

To reassure them that they're correct?

@mr.ambientsounds1291

Жыл бұрын

Dont bother. Those people are trolls so it would be a waste

Those eyes of hers are captivating. A very beautiful woman indeed.

The rant is so real Lol

Half way through watching this, I just thought "They should bring back Father Ted"

@YouChwb

4 жыл бұрын

Father Ted is in my top 5 all time TV comedies. Alas, it wouldn't be the same without Dermot Morgan and Frank Kelly who are no longer with us.

The perfect girl doesn't exi....

She just need a perfect movie. She got some funny acting too. if things workout she might be a huge movie star someday.

She is utterly stunning, never mind funny and willing to tell an ostensibly stupid joke and make it work.

This was amazing. Wonderful comic. Love seeing her on panel shows as well!

@krashd

9 жыл бұрын

I discovered her through QI, she has a great wit, but then again she's Irish - they make awesome comics.

@richin2123

9 жыл бұрын

Rob Fraser That's how I found her, too. Very glad to find some of her stand-up stuff now. Very funny! "I can't be arsed!" was the best. Didn't see that coming - probably because I'm American.

6:57 Sounded like someone farted holding their laugh.

@asmahan100

4 жыл бұрын

rnz mnby 🤣🤣🤣🤣 wonder who is that lol🤣

has the "shes f$%$n cute" comment been made yet,,,

@corysarz

9 жыл бұрын

sorry, F$#%n really sexy...

@typacsk

9 жыл бұрын

Cory Sarzotti Yep. I suspect she should have asked that doctor to have that drink, regardless of what was wrong with her ;)

Saw the "stand up" part coming. Feeling low-key proud of myself right now.

Amazingly funny! new favourite comedian

Ooooo I love watching comedians where I can't understand a fucking thing they are saying

2:00 dude total missed opportunity "doctor I'd love to... where were you thinking we'd go?"

her sound effects are fantastic. wo-oh!

As a doctor, I wouldn't mind meeting Aisling in that situation... Well, strictly speaking I'm an amateur, but I'm bloody keen.

she's just a fantastic comedian and beautiful too. what's not to like?

wonderful. one of the most entertaining and funny apollo ive seen

The bit when she tells everyone that if you eat meat you're going to die early😂😂😂😂

wow she's good

I'll have whatever the audience is drinking. Then I might begin to find her vaguely funny.

I love her accent but it's hard for me to get the humour instantly. I have to replay a couple of times

brilliant! and beautiful

One of the lights in the O is off. That is all.

@janduplessis966

6 жыл бұрын

ThePeopleKids

@d-boll4204

6 жыл бұрын

ThePeopleKids which one?

now I know why the store won't book you.

She reminds me of Dara O'brian. Like his younger, more adorable sister.

Love Aisling!

Beautiful AND funny...: simply gorgeous!

awwww you're good

By far one of my favorite female comedians

MY IRISH SPIRIT ANIMAL!

Shove it up your floop! Omg I love it

She's a star.

fuck ping pong is ruined for me now

She is so brilliant and beautiful!!

She is _soooooooo_ Irish 😅 She could be one of my friends if they swapped places.

I have that "Just Can't be Arsed" thing!

Aisling bea what a legend 😎👌

"I've been going to a zumba class" I was expecting her to follow it with "so you just sit there on the little rolling bot and it does the moving for you? sign me up!"

dont listen to sad music in case you can moved. lol -- favorite thing ever.

Im the same with exercise. Only now, at my age, Ive gotten used to listening to "moving" music and what not. Only because Ive noticed that when I do so, I get this feeling of accomplishment from the "movement"...which I interpret as "exercise" :D Movement without movement...thats a win/win in my book :D

@skoda10

8 жыл бұрын

+CreepYourSmile yes, that was the joke she was doing..

@creepyoursmile1654

8 жыл бұрын

skoda10 Yes, I know...Is there a problem here, or?

@skoda10

8 жыл бұрын

CreepYourSmile my name is not or, but yes.

@creepyoursmile1654

8 жыл бұрын

skoda10 Yes, indeed...now if I could just come up with a witty retort, unless...

Living with Yourself brought me here 😁

I love this accent

She keeps reminding me of Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

@djmiserablecunt7932

9 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha good old hacksaw jim duggan!

Brilliant!

I think she is my spirit animal

Her accent got thicker when she did the voice

just watched her on 2 episodes of Q.I. and ive been stalking her vids all morning lmao....i think i have a tv crush!

i find her to be a very funny ,smart and extreeeeemly attractive woman. i think im in love

Haha I'm crying!! You're so funny!! Thank you!! :D

she oddly reminds me of Jason Byrne and not just cause of the accent, they have a quite simmilar observational style humour with a surreal bent on the story telling, I love it, they're both hilarious!

@rahala89

9 жыл бұрын

I agree! Also the energetic delivery. Brilliantly hilarious. I am off to search for JB's "special eye" bit.

hah, nice! edit- it's strange, her joke structures and content seem somewhat predictable, but there's something about her semi-exaggerating attitude and tone that makes it very funny to me; I don't know, maybe I'm just in a good mood.

@MusabJilani

9 жыл бұрын

Exactly! I didn't know how to put it, but that's what it is. You know what's coming up but it's still funny because of the way she delivers (ha!) it.

@politure

9 жыл бұрын

Musab Jilani Yeah, nice to know someone agrees :) edit- I actually think her content is pretty good too after watching a second time, or maybe it's just the Irish accent which reminds me of Dylan Moran lol

@martybogroll1979

8 жыл бұрын

I can't have her at all, can't understand how anyone can find her funny! Just very annoying to me. Buts she's getting away with it for some reason so FairPlay!

6 жыл бұрын

She's "getting away with it" because she's funny (and yes, funny is both content *and* delivery… delivery is actually *at least* as important as the actual jokes)

@shutupyouplank

5 жыл бұрын

Chris Rock is similar. If you're funny, you can make anything funny, and they're both funny people.

She's funny

funny

2:35

Hilarious!

if dara o’briain was a woman.

She's a bloody good comedian! It's a shame she's not on more things.

Aisling Bae

Aisling Bea: I'd love to be arsed! Me: This is your lucky day!

isn't she the actress from Live with yourself?! interesting... 👍

@theking2450

4 жыл бұрын

Yes im watching that at moment

eddie the eagle

6:55 Someone in the crowed farted lmao

1:56 Alex Brooker! :D

Why has she not been on MTW!!

Why have I watched this a million times. Because I CANNOT BE ARSED!

I've watch whatever she is on and she's always great, but this is her best stuff. So brilliant - love her so much. Her and Sara Pascoe, are quite different, but amazing and really funny!!

At 0:48 - 1:02, is that meant to be a Scouse or Midlands accent?! Sounds like a mixture between the 2! 😂

@Samsmyeyes

6 жыл бұрын

Gunner Boy She’s Irish

If Dugal from FATHER TED were hot.

fantabuloosa 😗 YAAAAAAY

pretty

Who did this first - Bea or Leggero?

I'd love to get out of the house but my naps aren't going to take themselves. Do you what I get a buzz out of out? Sitting down. haha. That bit about youth products was really truth, too. But wow, I need a Ireland/American translation. The ones I picked up: A&E: Emergency room, can't be arsed: can't be bothered, your floop: your arse. I've been to Belfast and Dublin and lost track of the ways I found to say "what?" - pardon? say again? excuse me?

Oh, you're Irish? Well, if you hadn't said anything, I never would have known!