good to see my gta character doing well

@trashman11

4 жыл бұрын

That was funnier the whole 38 mins

@chanuppuluri8726

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@joshua_J

4 жыл бұрын

Bahaha

@maxvanandel1454

4 жыл бұрын

haha ded

@ZERO--or5fq

4 жыл бұрын

Same

He's the least threatening face tattoo guy I've ever seen

@monstar7566

4 жыл бұрын

It's almost like you cant tell the character of a person by the mentally flawed perspective that you made up based on what the tv suggested to you. What's up with that!

@wnoo5844

4 жыл бұрын

@@monstar7566 😬

@annagracemattox3160

4 жыл бұрын

Travis Barker??

@belenalee5986

4 жыл бұрын

When I first saw him: Goodness that is a beautiful man. Husband: Wow that’s a lot of tattoos Me: HE HAS TATTOS?!? Omg he does. Sorry I didn’t notice. 😅 Husband: 😂

@yourikhi

4 жыл бұрын

Well meet him when he has different expressions or when is drunk af...

"I don't read your letters Gertrude, I'm not your sweetheart from World War II" - that was awesome.

@EK-wi2me

2 жыл бұрын

No Nobody feel sorry for Gertrude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He feels like someone you would run into working at Best Buy’s Geek Squad.

No glasses: Jeez that guy looks scary, like preppy murderer scary. Puts on glasses: Oh, him? Nah... he works at the library.

@laurynpieper9554

4 жыл бұрын

And calls himself Bruce Wayne

@AD-cy4vj

4 жыл бұрын

*Local coffee shop

@kimicappiello5480

4 жыл бұрын

Uh... The male equivalent of the "Sexy Librarian"?

@relaxingaudioforchillongou488

4 жыл бұрын

Take out nose ring. Laser removal for face tats. Move to Canada and wear turtle necks. Experiment with haircuts and glasses until you find one that works to jot scare people. Maybe grow long hair and use the hair to block something. Wear light, subtle makeup sometimes maybe. Just throwing out ideas here.

@relaxingaudioforchillongou488

3 жыл бұрын

The odds of seeing someone like that working at the library is almost zero, unless the local municipality wants to cut costs by reducing the amount of people that frequent said library significantly. You woildnt see them even to do community service or something. Maybe as part of an early release program or trustee program at a prison... But a legit employee hired like a typical employee? No way. Oh, you disagree? Next time you see an employee at a library with sleeves, neck and face tattoos take a video then send it to me as a DM. I'll give you $5 paypal.

There's one gentleman in the audience, that's literally dying from lack of oxygen. He got every joke.

@karengarson5715

3 жыл бұрын

I bet the guy is a shill.

@Iarlen

3 жыл бұрын

Probably Anton

@mayfitzgerald8328

3 жыл бұрын

Throughout 2020, I've come to truly realize the value of stress management, and I often use our music to de-stress and unwind. Do you use our music for stress relief? Let me know in the poll below. Love, Margie.

@gulgul2006

3 жыл бұрын

lmao! i heard that guy too!!!! hahahah

@boracay12

3 жыл бұрын

Tattoos are just nasty . I see beautiful women that ruined their looks with giant nasty tattoos . I don't get it . The more you get,.the worse you look.

This guy is so hilarious, this is definitely what he should be doing. Awesome dialog, pitch, and delivery.

@bodbn

5 ай бұрын

He sucks

I miss the good old days when you could sneeze in a baby's face in peace

That's the perfect haircut for face and neck tattoos. It totally softens the look. I think it's a good look.

@sadzacsesh3478

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah most people that got face tats got buzz cuts idk why but it makes them look colder

@stanrogers1302

4 жыл бұрын

S A D Z A C SeSH history and Hollywood

@RidgewayInMedia

4 жыл бұрын

I love this guys look. But then my bf has facial tattoos. Hot af.

@julybailey4239

4 жыл бұрын

@@RidgewayInMedia I totally agree. Anyone know how old he is and if he's single?

@jarradlavoie

4 жыл бұрын

@@julybailey4239pretty sure Google will have the answers to ur questions

Who is scared of getting robbed by this guy. He looks like he wants to cut my hair

@joearnold3594

4 жыл бұрын

if he was a boomer you should be scared. a gen z your probably right - hair or coffee

@hostagecs

4 жыл бұрын

@@joearnold3594 i'd be more worried about him trying to blow me

@ohmahgawdfilms

4 жыл бұрын

@@hostagecs I'd welcome it.

@syzyphyz

4 жыл бұрын

@@joearnold3594 gen z are getting fewer tattoos and piercings than millennials at the same age.

@mpressQunKei

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking he gave me this tat on my forearm back in 2012 😩😝

As someone who worked at 7-Eleven a long time, I can confirm that regulars will be remembered by the things they buy and later on, by their names as we learn them. 😹

@DANTHETUBEMAN

2 жыл бұрын

Magnum ribbed for her pleasure guy.

I would hire him, I don't discriminate against people with tattoos as long as they're a hard worker and follows instructions and rules, that's all that matters to me.

@michelleamaya6446

2 жыл бұрын

Aww that’s nice

@woodaiiiiiiii

2 жыл бұрын

Are you hiring? Lol

@shawnryan2197

2 жыл бұрын

@@woodaiiiiiiii Everyone is hiring in the USA.

@DEATH14269

2 жыл бұрын

@@shawnryan2197 nah there is covid.

@shawnryan2197

2 жыл бұрын

@@DEATH14269 excuse me?

Is nobody else upset that they don't call him ' Mountain Dew'd '?

@kayladawn3855

4 жыл бұрын

Lauren nice

@kiranicole2096

4 жыл бұрын

Now I am.

@MikeS-um1nm

4 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I'm thinking! That's what I thought he was gonna say! Mountain Dude or Mountain Dew'd ! Mountain Dew Guy just doesn't sound right at all.

@MadameMedina31

4 жыл бұрын

You are the future of this country.

@TheItGirlQ

4 жыл бұрын

I had same thought

Interesting fact: Skinny jeans cancel out neck and face tattoo threat level.

@gloriathomas2188

4 жыл бұрын

And the glasses

@kickz2828

4 жыл бұрын

phobos2k2 ok boomer

@kickz2828

4 жыл бұрын

Tyler تحطيم you must be from Wyoming lol

@mikeg6285

4 жыл бұрын

Vinny FatStacks to be fair, how many Middle Eastern people do you know named Tyler? lol.

@theherbalist1978

4 жыл бұрын

And haircut ofc

There's a message and he delivers it with laughter. I love this guy. Actually, there are several messages in his routine. The children whom he worked with are really fortunate to know this guy, and it sounds like they've blessed his life too.

i got a mid roll ad for a tattoo removal service during this LOL

This went from "he's pretty cute despite his face tattoos," to "this man is absolutely reckless in his finances and personal life" real fast.

@OceannaHussey

4 жыл бұрын

Megharoni From “friendzone,” to “marriage material” real quick. Hahah Crippling debt & Face Tattoos? Sign me tf up. 🥰😂

@slothman7731

4 жыл бұрын

from, keanu Reeves to jake parolta

@ghostrider2664

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not seeing what one has to do with the other. Except the tats would have cost a pretty penny.

@wolfstarsos7232

4 жыл бұрын

He is cute and I love tattoo's and mountain dew and Stan up comedy make me smile that it herts my face

@ghostrider2664

4 жыл бұрын

@@wolfstarsos7232 🙄

He kinda looks like a Mormon who's gone rogue

@izzybizzy3030

4 жыл бұрын

Agree.

@markstewart4501

4 жыл бұрын

You are on point. As a fellow rogue Mormon, with out tatoos, my perspective makes me hear his material a bit differently as a result. Did you notice he never mentioned why HE got the tattoos? He only seeks to appease Mormons, traditionalism, stereotypes, and "normal".

@echosmyth5021

4 жыл бұрын

Utah is the only place in the US where you go to buy some coffee and a 300 lb fat lady condemns you saying, "That's not healthy."

@galacticwarlock2271

4 жыл бұрын

Hmm I think you've pretty much nailed it. Mormons go the most rogue, when they snap. Followed by Catholics.

@henryworth3459

4 жыл бұрын

Averyl Fong 😂😂facts

for some reason his name never stays in my mind, thankfully i find this video every time with “mountain dew guy”😂

I laughed at everything this guy said!! And despite his choice of tattoo placement he looks pertty darn good🖤

25:54 "I'm having a terrible day, he can totally tell. It's written all over my face. It's the only thing that's not." Underrated punch line 🤣

@quantumleap4023

4 жыл бұрын

Except it makes no sense, "it's written all over my face" "It's not written all over my face"

@skits2848

4 жыл бұрын

@@quantumleap4023 It makes perfect sense. It's saying metaphorically the terrible day is written on his face, and the second line saying it's the only thing not tattooed on his face. Super clever.

@quantumleap4023

4 жыл бұрын

@@skits2848 Ohhh I get it now. That is clever wordplay.

@obviouslymatt6452

4 жыл бұрын

good concept, but i feel like the wording is a bit off. maybe something like ‘just like everything else’ would work better, as the two lines seem to directly contradict each other, with a very fast jump from metaphorical to literal.

@vprice509

3 жыл бұрын

Not underrated. Just not well delivered. Decent punchline, but he needs to rework it a bit and work on his timing.

As a convenience store employee, I can fully confirm that we have nicknames for regulars mostly based on what they get every time, definitely not what they look like lmao

@Doug.the.welder-hj6cq

3 жыл бұрын

That's awesome

@MediHusky

3 жыл бұрын

I buy so much coffee even the pizza store knows me as coffee guy. You can't even get coffee at a pizza shop like wtf how do they know, y'all on the same discord or slack channel or smth?

@missydeyoreads

3 жыл бұрын

....is this...did you think this is news?

@MariahRhodes

3 жыл бұрын

We have a guy nicknamed Double cheese and onion guy

@MediHusky

3 жыл бұрын

@The Man Who Shot Cane Scretaberg no u

Can you imagine some of these stories in a Will Farrell, Owen Wilson, or Ben Stiller movie? He could definitely write for comedy movies with the more outrageous comic actors. IF you haven't heard his story about the Wendy's robbery down in Florida, don't stop until you find it. It's one of the funniest stories I've ever heard.

This never get old. Easily my favorite set.

Guys with neck tattoos used to make me nervous... Now they make my coffee

@Bigmummy13

4 жыл бұрын

AngeloIppis42 Hahahahahahhahahaha!

@roguej47

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I worry about what's in that coffee...

@uchibenkei

4 жыл бұрын

@@roguej47 tears and broken dreams

@MassMultiplayer

4 жыл бұрын

or build the city you live in

@docducttape9270

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, because no one with a neck tattoo makes more than you...

When a guy in full tattoos is totally a Hufflepuff

@shannona3613

4 жыл бұрын

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!

@nfgatorgal

4 жыл бұрын

I love this comment so hard 😆

@wonder_9315

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment ^^^

@beaboutitdonttalkaboutit8204

4 жыл бұрын

I fucken love this ❤️😂

@the_lomax

4 жыл бұрын

Fucken slitheryns

Respect to this guy for 5 years in azkaban

@becominghero9754

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

Absolutely awesome. If you haven't seen the alligator at Wendy's bit, it's amazing.

I love the idea of someone who looks so nerdy being a gangster.

@kikinatrone

4 жыл бұрын

And fine aswell

@witchypoo7353

4 жыл бұрын

@Nicolé Fleur he is really cute

@h2flow1

4 жыл бұрын

I dought he is any bit gangster.

@agoogleuser3787

4 жыл бұрын

@@h2flow1 gayngster maybe?

@summerbummerr678

4 жыл бұрын

h2flow1 one of his skits he admits to not being gangster or hard at all lmao. he’s just a dude w tats 🤷🏻‍♀️

Never got a tattoo. I can’t even decide on a permanent home screen pic.

@nachiketdhende8681

4 жыл бұрын

Permanent home screen pic? If they give us an option to change wallpaper, it's not supposed to be permanent, right? :)

@TEAMGETHELP

4 жыл бұрын

Love it, Boomer!

@specops1903

4 жыл бұрын

That's you bro. YOU never get one

@arisn32

4 жыл бұрын

You’re old why not?

@ajjohnson5046

4 жыл бұрын

Central Coast Climber that’s what he said?

The personality and the looks couldn't be any opposite of eachother

@eolsunder

2 жыл бұрын

actually his looks are exactly like his personality. He looks like a die hard southern church boy, good looking, baby face, who just happened to get a ton of tattoos, one major ugly one. His voice, face, and personality seem to fit perfect. And tattoos aren't bad, UGLY ones are bad.

it just me or is manz incredibly handsome? I mean the dry humour is all fun but wow he's a snack 😍😉 the tattoos didn't take away at all and look good

@preciousmorival2201

2 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised nobody's talking about his lovely eyes.

@JM-sm8ir

2 жыл бұрын

I find him very attractive. Funny and cute and awesome personality. His laugh is so adorable.

@brockbeckham5020

2 жыл бұрын

@@JM-sm8ir he is very handsome too bad he defaced himself.

@mushu889

2 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🔥

@m_christine1070

2 жыл бұрын

I agree!

These Mormon ministers are getting younger and more hip every year.

@ericnguyen3446

4 жыл бұрын

Haha alright, this is pretty funny.

@cloud_monkey422

4 жыл бұрын

Eric Nguyen Lol thx

@sonicmotion3

4 жыл бұрын

What's a Mormon Minister?

@cloud_monkey422

4 жыл бұрын

sonicmotion3 Aka a “bishop”. What’s a bishop? It’s a chess piece :D

@foodvixxen3292

4 жыл бұрын

Lol ok i see it. Missionary gone wild

This guy should do some voice acting. He's got a good pitch.

@workin4alivin585

4 жыл бұрын

He has the look for it!

@laverdadbuscador

4 жыл бұрын

@@djjinerson I mean pitch. The comedic timing of his jokes is natural. The tonality of his voice itself is lively enough for a cartoon as well, but that's not what I meant.

@djjinerson

4 жыл бұрын

Eric Arden sorry I didn’t understand

@fargotua13

4 жыл бұрын

@@laverdadbuscador yeah, he's good

@haroldfrets1268

4 жыл бұрын

Pause too much. And keeps repeating " you know "...like 500 times

this is my 5th time I watched this standup and I laught so hard everytime!

I would marry this guy. Cute and funny with an awesome personality. I could listen to his random stories for hours. 😍

@marchatesyou1

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but....will you give him a job?!

That kid from Stuart Little has changed a lot !

@christopherwilson5642

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, this for sure deserves more likes.

@thatchick8796

3 жыл бұрын

Omg so accurate! .. is he the kid from stuart little?

@Elketjeable

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatchick8796 no, the kid is jonathan lipnicki

@its__destiny

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

He looks like a librarian who is in a pop punk band

@ThisIsNotAhnJieRen

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing hotter than a pop punk librarian

@PunkMartyr

2 жыл бұрын

Savage

OMG THE GUY IN THE AUDIENCE IS ONE OF THE REASONS I KEEP COMING BACK TO THIS SPECIAL, AND SHAYNE IS A COMEDY GEM! LITERALLY LAUGHED THE WHOLE SHOW. ANYONE WHO HAS HAD A TERRIBLE DAY WOULD TOTALLY AGREE THAT THIS IS THE GUY WHO CAN TURN IT AROUND!!!!

Shayne: You've got nowhere else to go from there Anton: Hold my mountain dew

The 4 thousand dislikes are the entire population of Wyoming.

@fyrewolf7805

3 жыл бұрын

5.1 thousand as of 12/2/2020 Lets start a chain? (i'm abouta get noped)

@LanaMuckraker

3 жыл бұрын

totally true

@mrswaninator3540

3 жыл бұрын

Air people who don’t like tattoos

@boracay12

3 жыл бұрын

Disliked by people who aren't trash

@PRESSPLAYRADIO

3 жыл бұрын

A side effect of just looking out of fashion ridiculous immediately

There's one guy in the audience that REALLY likes this guy. He's the only one I can focus on. Dude lost it at every joke.

@lilrosebush

4 жыл бұрын

Thank now I can't hear myself think

@euphoric2780

4 жыл бұрын

C Shepard get a friend like him

@fran791

4 жыл бұрын

He's one of those people who has a nice strong laugh and gets paid to laugh at comedy shows

@gskate117

4 жыл бұрын

I bet he laughs at everything. I now wonder if thier are comedians who hire people to laugh at thier shows

@jmccormick1490

4 жыл бұрын

He's probably on extacy

Definetly one of the best Dry Bar comedians I've seen here, laughed out loud so hard!!

This guy is so awesome. One of the best standup acts I've ever heard. A lot of them make me smile, or even chuckle, but this guy makes me laugh out loud.

The ironic thing is for a guy covered in tattoos, his act is squeaky clean.

@amysheppard5551

4 жыл бұрын

He was asked to write clean jokes for this.

@jasperdiscovers

4 жыл бұрын

yeah or learn what drybar actually means.

@milascave2

4 жыл бұрын

Austin: He's a Utah gangster.

@xtronkillmaster2517

4 жыл бұрын

Oh I know it was hilarious for being a clean act. Any comedian who can do that is a badass.

@no_peace

4 жыл бұрын

@@milascave2 i was gonna say he sounds so...... Utah

there was one guy in the audience that REALLY liked his jokes

@hailenkrumahgault8672

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, that one guy had to really crank out those fake laughs hard, because there was nothing to laugh at. Nothing!

@Iarlen

3 жыл бұрын

Probably Anton

@OmnipotentSaiyan

3 жыл бұрын

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

@alexgulino335

3 жыл бұрын

@@hailenkrumahgault8672 A lot of what makes his jokes funny is the unspoken portion, Dry comedy is like jazz lol

@kevingray4980

3 жыл бұрын

This act was pretty good. But that guy in the audience reminded me of this time I went to a club where the comedian was so bad I amused myself by laughing at random intervals. Before long I was getting more laughs from the audience than he was.

My dad takes his snakes to the park, and he is actually covered in tattooed as well.

@joysoyo2416

2 жыл бұрын

Your dad's nasty

If he adopted a more aggressively hipster fashion sense and talked about coffee a lot people would stop assuming he’s a criminal

He looks like a nerd who just dropped out of college and decided to have tattoos all over and be a comedian.

@Scorch1028

4 жыл бұрын

With tattoos like that, there goes his "white privilege".

@totallyfrozen

4 жыл бұрын

Scorch1028 White privileged is a myth.

@squirlmy

4 жыл бұрын

@@totallyfrozen I guess "totally frozen" includes your brain

@1tonofclay

4 жыл бұрын

So he looks like himself.

@AnaVanilla

4 жыл бұрын

Cuvtixo D BUUURN HAHAHAHAHA

The dry humor is strong with this one....Extremely talented comedian.

@sentientdogma1206

3 жыл бұрын

He sucks lol. Imagine getting tattoos and using that as a crutch for lame jokes.

@cadenbrown7407

3 жыл бұрын

@@sentientdogma1206 I think the jokes were nice. But comedy is subjective

@POISON_IVWY

3 жыл бұрын

@@cadenbrown7407 almost like all comedy is subjective

@FujishimaAkiko

3 жыл бұрын

This is not dry humor. There is absolutely nothing dry about his delivery. He gives me daycare worker vibes...lol.

@sum1v

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think you know what dry humor is lol. More like elementary humor

Even after years I still love the nervous smiles I get lol

"all that time in prison and you didn't read one harry potter book..." 😝😝😝

"And it was like 3pm, I'd just woken up." --- wonder if people missed that.

@Zer0Mood

2 жыл бұрын

Way too real

@KnightofGaming6721

2 жыл бұрын

Ik the feeling lol

@deanne127

2 жыл бұрын

do you really have an apostrophe in Legends in your youtube name? that’s new

@theemperorstarwarslegends8075

2 жыл бұрын

@@deanne127 I have been defeated. That said, I'll think I'll keep it.

@deanne127

2 жыл бұрын

@@theemperorstarwarslegends8075 owning it is a total emperor move. looks like someone has completed their training.

Take a shot every time he says “you know?”

@colincopland3665

4 жыл бұрын

Mazel Tov, you have alcohol induced cirrhosis

@OP-1000

4 жыл бұрын

And every time he says “okay”.

@dormiebasne3578

4 жыл бұрын

Alcohol poisoning is no joke....neither is cold taco bell leftovers.

@JoaoPessoa86

4 жыл бұрын

Followed by "it's so bad"

@KuriusOranj

4 жыл бұрын

And "you guys". Although, that might lead to death.

You'd find jobs here in San Francisco & fit in perfectly. You look like any other hipster that works at the coffee shops as barista, or the people that work at trader joe's Grocery, or some waiters that work at those brunch places, or work at the university/college libraries/cafeterias, or cool barber shops, or literally people that work at the tattoo parlors. :)

@raydavison4288

2 жыл бұрын

What good is a job like that in San Francisco? The only housing you can afford is A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER ! 😉

@julial3758

2 жыл бұрын

@@raydavison4288 Hahha some people that work in medical field can look like that :) Not the doctors but the others like nurses etc . Can be the badass looking nurse . I've seen college professor with tats from her arm down to her legs.

@harkmay

2 жыл бұрын

back in 2017 tho?

@julial3758

2 жыл бұрын

@@harkmay even before 2017....

@pooperscooper6776

2 жыл бұрын

Or anywhere in PNW

He is so good, he could have his own tv show hands down !

Not sure why I haven’t seen more comments of how handsome this dude is. He’s got a great smile, seems very kind hearted and has a sense of humor! Hope to see more of his acts soon, this had me giggling. Thank you for ending my day with a smile ☺️

@shrapnel77

4 жыл бұрын

He is gay.

@stoogie.

4 жыл бұрын

@@shrapnel77 lmfao I wasn't ready for that

@itsshai3447

4 жыл бұрын

shrapnel77 My comment still stands. That does not that make him any less handsome of a person.

@stoogie.

4 жыл бұрын

@@itsshai3447 fax nice to see that

@gremotorsports

4 жыл бұрын

@@shrapnel77 Really? I barely would've guessed that

Take a drink every times he says “you know” 😂

@EntraOfficial

4 жыл бұрын

Yung Juvenile my quickest pathway to alcohol poising and an AA meeting

@inermoen

4 жыл бұрын

And " Okay"

@juliancruz422

4 жыл бұрын

Alphonzoe Elrich 😂🙌

@sadtoast6122

4 жыл бұрын

Comment aboclve says take a shot ever time he says "OK"

@ormasas9159

4 жыл бұрын

Take a drink everytime he says "so bad"

This single set I think is his best one and is absolutely hilarious.

Love this set. So unusual and hilarious. I've watched it a dozen times. Good work, Shane. TY

“You’re not even right if you were right” 😂😂I’m dying

@BUSTRCHERRI

4 жыл бұрын

That's his boyfriend.

@recoveringsoul755

4 жыл бұрын

Well you can still go on tours of Alcatraz. Pretty creepy even in sunshine.

He needs his own Netflix special, he's so good.

@crussteasock4047

3 жыл бұрын

It's ok to be wrong

@truckingwithtobee

2 жыл бұрын

He is not that good

@beautifulspirit7420

2 жыл бұрын

No.

@Meilk27

2 жыл бұрын

He's good but Netflix is a trash company that supports pedophilia so let's keep anybody good away from them okay

@viraltiktokempire1148

2 жыл бұрын

We're you the one laughing really loud in the audience lol

I live less then 5 min away from a 7/11 and the staff have a nicknames for both husband and I, he's Sweet Tea and I'm Red's(my drink of choice they always stock is Red's apple ale). I gave them a scare by not coming in for a week and they almost called the cops because they thought I had another stroke at home or heart attack. All of them are great people. Much love to everyone working at 7/11.

I've watched this set a few times and it always cracks me up. Just nails the delivery, for me anyway. The audience are getting a real treat, lol. Money well spent.

Why was this filmed in such a weird aspect ratio?

@sydneyboyd615

4 жыл бұрын

Colton Blumhagen you are so attractive for noticing that

@SamsonGuest

4 жыл бұрын

It wasn't. They republished it like this. They published it before in a widescreen aspect ratio. No idea why they decided to release it like this thought.

@SamsonGuest

4 жыл бұрын

@Ty Thomas Boxing Training makes sense. Thought I'm surprised anybody watches 40 minutes of content without switching to full screen.

@OnyxLeigion

4 жыл бұрын

For Facebook

@gotgud

4 жыл бұрын

formatted for facebook video

The story about summer camp is still my favourite comedy set EVER.

@piediepaab6837

4 жыл бұрын

Resting Bitchface I just found this gem about 9/11 from Chris Distefano. He’s a bit drunk there but it makes it more fun if you ask me. Hope you like

@RestingBitchface7

4 жыл бұрын

Pieter Enkelaar he’s hilarious. I’d love to feed him and just listen to him.

@negativenancy4268

4 жыл бұрын

time stamp?

@RestingBitchface7

4 жыл бұрын

negative nancy 27:40

@ViewThis.

4 жыл бұрын

Angry Anton. Scaring kids straight whose only crime is falling asleep in church. Now there's a good mental picture.

"My parents will sue you," means NOTHING to some people. Might as well say the magical-lint in your pocket will stop them.

"Target is for champions" LOL

The guy in back had the best deep belly laugh. He’s making me pay attention.

@Vampire_Sugar_Junkie

4 жыл бұрын

I think there's one planted in every comedy audience

@manictiger

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely a plant, most likely by a three letter government agency.

@coldschooI

4 жыл бұрын

It's the Joker

Him: "7 Eleven" Crowd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@OsideDubHead

4 жыл бұрын

Right 😂😂 I mean this dude was definitely funny but this crowd is suspiciously easy...almost feels like I'm watching a sitcom with a laugh track

@DeeJaye93

4 жыл бұрын

@@OsideDubHead dude I had the same feeling!

@nickstalker3254

4 жыл бұрын

theyre sober, and cant swear. so they laugh when they can.

@bluluckyduckie

4 жыл бұрын

They’re told it’s a recorded show

@BeachLookingGuy

4 жыл бұрын

"okay?" HAHAHAHAHHA

Turtlenecks are definitely going to be making a comeback, and possibly ski masks.

He is so cute when he says “oh man” 🤣

He looks like he fell asleep at a frat house

@bizmonkey007

4 жыл бұрын

tears of joy There are no dicks on his forehead though

@ghostwarhammer007

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@company3894

4 жыл бұрын

id say he fell asleep in church

@bloodrose7587

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

The dislikes are from people who knew someone killed by a vending machine.

@fofnifolar

4 жыл бұрын

or we just don't think he's funny

@thomastruant8837

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not gonna lie I'm terrified that mimics do exist and take vending machine and fridge forms

@TheRickJames

4 жыл бұрын

I read this before watching lmao 🤣 I have to go finish the vid now lol

This is probably the funniest special I've ever seen on dry bar!! LOLOLOL Shayne you're so self aware and hilarious and I love that your comedy totally is on point with how weird people are with someone with tattoos.

24:16 We have a spider in our kitchen and we named it Jerry. It doesn't seem so scary anymore and becomes a topic of conversation sometimes when it's in a new spot.

For those who don't know, mazel tov is an expression of good luck or congratulations. So basically it comes off as "Congratulations, you have diabetes."

@Rostra66

3 жыл бұрын

That just made the joke 200% better lmfao

@freddyrojas1361

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the info.

@Edigor100

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rostra66 well it wouldn't have been much of a joke if mazel tov was just a name

@OneTequilaTwoTequila

2 жыл бұрын

Okay Captain Obvious!

@mrsdeh2

2 жыл бұрын

I was wondering what that meant. Makes more sense now. Thanks

This audience is on point. Better than a Disney Channel laugh track.

Glad I listened to the end. The last story had me laughing to tears. 🤣🤣

Even his name is gangsta, lmao. "ShAYne"

What’s funny is he has even more face tattoos now.

@slywitit7482

4 жыл бұрын

Jackie ikr

@ah5721

4 жыл бұрын

Really 😬?

@b.benjamineriksson6030

4 жыл бұрын

@@ah5721 He might as well. Either more tattoos or laser. I know quite a few people with way more face tattoos than he got but they work as tattoo artist.. That is an option.

@jax422

4 жыл бұрын

Amanda H Yeah. He got his forehead done, too.

@intellectualesemv

4 жыл бұрын

Hmm maybe his jokes are just jokes and not reflective of his real life

My dad gave me some good advice when I was about 13 years old, never get a tattoo that a judge can see outside of a dress shirt.

@tymirra8769

4 жыл бұрын

my parents too. : ) I have my side and legs done and work in fine dining. When my co workers see me out of work they trip. lolol

@gjozefi

4 жыл бұрын

That's what i dont get about the way people think. Why the hell would you get and pay for alot of money something that you have to hide from people. Mind boggling.

@twowongs8266

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I got none but still went down. Come to think of it maybe he was just looking at all the drugs instead, it was the 70's after all.

@roccomepose8130

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and a turtle neck with a hooded parka couldn't help this man.

@roccomepose8130

4 жыл бұрын

@@twowongs8266 I hid all the tatts while dressing real nice, but none of it mattered. It could have been the dead hooker, but I just can't help but think, if I had worn the button up....

This guy gets me laughing and keeps the roll going! Nobody does that! LOL!

Hey guys, let's drink a shot every time this guy says "ok". **passes out drunk after 5 minutes**

shout out to that one dude in the crowd who sounds like he's having a good time :)

Shayne's entire look suits him perfectly in this video (hairstyle suits his head shape and color and shape of glasses suits his face shape and outfit suits his tattoos).

My favorite comedian!!!

I've watched this 4 times now, and I'm still laughing

His last story about his friend Anton was one of the best stories I've ever heard in my entire life.

*Drinking game:* Take a shot everytime he says *'Okay'* or *'Alright'* or *'You know'*

@conradgillard

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot "it's so bad" and "like"! I stopped watching after 2 minutes and came looking for this comment! 😅

@tiffanyvalencia8415

4 жыл бұрын

1 point was docked from a student speaker every time "...like, you know..." and "...or whatever" came out in debate class.

@TrippySepent

4 жыл бұрын

Are you ready?

@chicknool1137

4 жыл бұрын

3 minutes in and i'm smashed!

@seaburg38

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the most over used word in the English language - 'like'.

Hilarious! Especially the "Scared Straight" church program. 🤣😂

Despite the tattoos, hes still kind of giving off a Jehovah's witness vibe

@KabobHope

4 жыл бұрын

So close. If he is in Utah you are likely experiencing the Mormon glow. It's a real thing.

@pingnixon-hermansen5046

4 жыл бұрын

Kabob Hope very mormon

@wendywright4659

4 жыл бұрын

my gaydar was going off but maybe youre right maybe its just mormon lol

@R3Z3NT

4 жыл бұрын

nyk31 y did u have to ruin this video for me & ive just started it 😂

@xtronkillmaster2517

4 жыл бұрын

I’m confused, is this suppose to be a joke?

I feel like he was a socially awkward gangster😂

@wildwallsart5622

4 жыл бұрын

Miss March the Guy who finds rival members through social media, not that gangster but useful for the gang.

@shawshank6385

4 жыл бұрын

Notorious ASD

@shaunhigdon8683

4 жыл бұрын

*hissss* sss yeaahhh... uhm I'm gonna need your wallet man. Sorryyy😬

@ColdSoul5150

4 жыл бұрын

He was a straight edge kid in SLC. Yeah it's pretty gang-related.

@mastaroshi23

4 жыл бұрын

@@shawshank6385 i read this comment section, thought "notorious asd...that makes no sense" Then it clicked and i had to come back hahaha this is such an underated comment, well played

Seeing people laughing so genuinely at his jokes gives me a lot of confidence that I can be a funny comedian.

Omg I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard! How have I never heard of Shayne? He’s a hoot!

He's funny. It'd be funnier if KZread didn't show 2 ads every 37 seconds

@mightydoe

4 жыл бұрын

no ad-blocker in 2019???

@jihaneabdelbar6147

4 жыл бұрын

You can go to the end of the video and then restart it and the adds will go away

@ericredbear425

4 жыл бұрын

@@jihaneabdelbar6147 thank you...that works great!!!

@milapartment

4 жыл бұрын

get adblock already

@Lockhart2000

4 жыл бұрын

I keep forgetting that there's ads on youtube. That would drive me nuts.

That last story about those kids is freaking hilarious.

The part about him having bad credit and being denied a best buy card gives me strong Nick Miller from New Girl vibes 😂

I cried soo hard at the end of Toy Story 3. When I thought they were gonna die

He's now the Okay/You Know guy

@caitlintaylor8903

4 жыл бұрын

Lonnie Backley as soon as I read this it was all I could hear 🙉🙉🙉

@emeltea33

4 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too, glad it wasn't "right?", right?

@EnfinLibreNM

4 жыл бұрын

He's funny but that really bugged me. Ya know?

@kiddiescripterkiller

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot... all right and like

@trollsymctroll5361

4 жыл бұрын

Dammit.