Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking (2013) FULL SHOW | Jokes On Us

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Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking is packed with one-liners, stories, and jokes: some clever, some rude, and a few totally unacceptable. Jimmy unleashes his trademark rapid-fire joke-telling and razor-sharp wit onto you at full force in this 90-minute comedy special from one of the best in the business.
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  • @davidbutterfield7718
    @davidbutterfield77187 ай бұрын

    I actually like the way so many people have been moved to quote lines from Jimmy's performance. If you've watched the video it doesn't make for the most enlightening reading, but I'm not knocking it. I do it myself very occasionally, and I also think it's a mark of really having enjoyed something. I bet Jimmy enjoys reading the comments and seeing how many people quote chunks of his performance verbatim...I know I would if I were the comedian in question!

  • @davidbutterfield7718
    @davidbutterfield77187 ай бұрын

    What I DON'T like about Jimmy Carr is that he keeps making me say to myself: "Oh, bugger it, just one more beer while I watch this video". When I have to get up early the next morning!

  • @paul39a

    @paul39a

    7 ай бұрын

    i have done that too many times....watch micky flannagan, you wont be in work the next day.

  • @davidbutterfield7718
    @davidbutterfield77187 ай бұрын

    Probably the best English comic alive today. Pity he's not really English, hahaha. (Plastic Paddy, as he calls himself. I'm grateful for the Irish in him).

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Man saying his abc! Michael Jackson never changes

  • @ageofaquarius7539
    @ageofaquarius75396 ай бұрын

    Brilliant show!

  • @roses2ndborn
    @roses2ndborn8 ай бұрын

    One of the best!😂😂😂

  • @reggiebhorrorbaker1650
    @reggiebhorrorbaker16503 ай бұрын

    Lov jimmy carr jokes

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    The bread maker leaves the paddle in the bread

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Comic relief! Back stage

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Thought my house was haunted! Was the Mrs moving the bed

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    You are lucky my wife brought me a prawn shaver

  • @crowlover4444
    @crowlover44447 ай бұрын

    He's like the British equivalent of Andrew Dice Clay, from years ago. Funny, Andrew was called crude, but Jimmy is popular because crude with the accent is funny. lol I enjoy both. lol And, for the record, my dad bought Mom a blender for their first Christmas together. I still have it. But we tortured Dad about it for years. LOL

  • @davidjjharding

    @davidjjharding

    7 ай бұрын

    Everyone has an accent!

  • @Probabilityislife

    @Probabilityislife

    4 ай бұрын

    British just have more class than Americans. Americans and Australians are loud and crude mostly 😂

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Speed camera lmfao

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Woman said you left your ring up my fanny! I said that's my wrist watch

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Wrong time of the month lmfao

  • @brandonhicks5904
    @brandonhicks59048 ай бұрын

    50 shades of grey was the best selling book last year. What is the world coming to?

  • @VanHelsingle

    @VanHelsingle

    8 ай бұрын

    Wettest year on record

  • @aryanahr7887

    @aryanahr7887

    8 ай бұрын

    The End. 🤣

  • @PhucTran-oi1br

    @PhucTran-oi1br

    8 ай бұрын

    i bet it was " what's the world cumming to ? "

  • @TheSometimeAfter

    @TheSometimeAfter

    8 ай бұрын

    Yes that was one of the jokes he said

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Man asked me why I wear a snorkel and flippers in bed! Typical psychiatrists asking a fish

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Men mourn when they cannot get near a morning fanny

  • @skat0rzZzz

    @skat0rzZzz

    6 ай бұрын

    And with a phrase "fuck that" they do leave the premises.

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    25 yrs honey moon keep going

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    First name forget me not lmfao

  • @shar1ngthemusic
    @shar1ngthemusic8 ай бұрын

    Well Jimmy Carr, face it, you are way more scary than any ghosts I've encountered and even more scary than a lot of the "I know better than you"- people that I've met 😬😄😎

  • @nadinewalsh

    @nadinewalsh

    8 ай бұрын

    3:12 3:28 3:36 8

  • @MarcoPolo-ys9ur

    @MarcoPolo-ys9ur

    8 ай бұрын

    Pq

  • @Probabilityislife

    @Probabilityislife

    4 ай бұрын

    Great imagination kid

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Rejection is like ejaculation both shot away

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    My wife isn't fat she uses doughnuts for armbands

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Homeless copper! Nick

  • @The_huntress111
    @The_huntress1118 ай бұрын

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Welsh teachers pet sheep dog

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Middle class teachers! Yuppies

  • @ajr313
    @ajr3135 ай бұрын

    36:15 Toby’s mum

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Ouch Christmas

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Geordie teachers pet lassie

  • @kingkomodo
    @kingkomodo6 ай бұрын

    Can someone help me? 1:22:22 i didn´t quite get it. He is saying "buying the other black comic(comedian) i haven´t been on yet." and that means? im german, so im jew to jokes.

  • @LogosOfBabylon

    @LogosOfBabylon

    Ай бұрын

    But i am the other black comic, not buying the other black comic

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Scottish teachers pet empty glass

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Teachers pet! Lamb

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Baby's revenge noratitsoff

  • @vanessamartin5522
    @vanessamartin55228 ай бұрын

    Best stand up he possible ever did, saw him after covid & was disappointed, seems to have gone soft & PC, would have said he was my favourite comedian but would never go & see him again

  • @davidbutterfield7718

    @davidbutterfield7718

    7 ай бұрын

    Jimmy went PC? Oh, the absolute horror! Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be back to himself sometime soon.

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Two nice cakes 88 bingo

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Homeless mp? Westminster

  • @musicloverme3993
    @musicloverme39937 ай бұрын

    33:06 Jimmy, Disneyland is in California. Disney World is in Florida.

  • @user-ym7fc6yg6v
    @user-ym7fc6yg6v2 ай бұрын

    3

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Irish teachers pet priest

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Never again magpies den

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Or make a wish

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Teachers for sex offenders call the register ms

  • @bennyking572
    @bennyking5726 ай бұрын

    The Palestine stuff.. jees lol

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Russia rocket spunk nick

  • @acidity7663
    @acidity76636 ай бұрын

    I think I like British girls 😵

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Laughing through sex

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    They are pretty when pregnant

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Monopoly for gays bend church station

  • @Mzaleyao

    @Mzaleyao

    7 ай бұрын

    Ever heard of writing classes? It's those things you didn't go to. Please, try again.

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын

    Sex with lights out? Keep off the streets

  • @htopherollem649
    @htopherollem6498 ай бұрын

    same old jokes

  • @big0bad0brad

    @big0bad0brad

    8 ай бұрын

    It's from 2013 numbnuts, what did you expect?

  • @Drew_The_Foo_209
    @Drew_The_Foo_2096 ай бұрын

    Where's the funny?

  • @jeffreywelch7481
    @jeffreywelch74818 ай бұрын

    Canned laughter? It's actually not that funny...

  • @josephjohnson5446

    @josephjohnson5446

    8 ай бұрын

    *In your opinion. Funny and not funny is subjective to one's preference.

  • @artzfartzbscarnathan9919
    @artzfartzbscarnathan99198 ай бұрын

    Worst laugh ever. Worst jokes ever.

  • @GT-um7so

    @GT-um7so

    8 ай бұрын

    Then why did you watch it? He has a very specific type of comedy, if you don't like it, go watch Tiffany Hadish. She'll tell you how awesome you are...😂

  • @artzfartzbscarnathan9919

    @artzfartzbscarnathan9919

    8 ай бұрын

    @@GT-um7so I stopped watching around 10 or so minutes into it. The laugh seems fake. Tiffany no thanks. Guess I will stick with my regulars Chappell, Burr and Madigan. I was just looking for some strange. You said his comedy was specific. Maybe in the delivery. I just didn’t feel that he was that good.

  • @PhucTran-oi1br

    @PhucTran-oi1br

    8 ай бұрын

    @@artzfartzbscarnathan9919 the jokes require a certain level of comprehension, u definitely are not qualified

  • @artzfartzbscarnathan9919

    @artzfartzbscarnathan9919

    8 ай бұрын

    @@PhucTran-oi1br I comprehend that you feel the need to be a AH when I did nothing to you.

  • @jamesorme6296

    @jamesorme6296

    8 ай бұрын

    @@artzfartzbscarnathan9919 I can respect your opinion on most of your comment but he does address the fake laugh part in the video

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