I love Jimmy. He eases my pain😔

I really needed this today. 😂

He could have added another impressive feat after the 2 word joke, and said "Now we have the 1 word joke......... *points to someone in the audience* YOU"

Got a great hand! Scouser said snap lmfao

Always hilarious is Jimmy

Damn I wish I could see Jimmy Carr live! 💯🥰❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have a wicked sick sense of humor. He's right up my alley! 🤣🤣🤣

@jeremyreid9582

7 ай бұрын

“… right up your alley.” Sorry, you are thinking of Alan Carr !

I worked in a pub in England. Some guy came in with a woman, it is an English expression, "Would you like a beer?" He asked the woman and she said, "Do I look like I drink beer?!" He turned to me and said, "I'll have a glass of vinegar with a twist of lemon."

She pulled me lmfao

Best position! Manager

3:25 😂

Uncles and aunties mums and dads lmfao! Gary glitter

13:47 😂

Best special Ever! 😂😂😂😂😂

Red sky at night! Sky's on fire lmfao

You're my favorite comedian. Followed closely by John Mulaney

@filthyfrank.5

7 ай бұрын

💀

20:24 🤣

You might have seen it coming!

Clairvoyant asked if I had my hand read I said no! Shoved it down her knickers! She said you have now lmfao

I got pissed went 4 a sauna! Ended up when the steam was gone bollock naked in the chip shop

Do ya wanna be in my cell lmfao

The "nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded" is an old joke. Yogi Berra (1925-2015) famously said it

Wow!

I have a police record! Blowing in the bag

Italians got caught up selling spaghetti junction

Leopracy card player chucked his hand in

Stoned again! Hey dude

Holy shit.... the blonde woman with the nose piercing who works for Nationwide in HR. She's the same one that bellowed NO! when Jimmy asked whether there was any merit to "it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it". She had long red hair in the other show.

@_-.-_-.-_

7 ай бұрын

Omg LOL what a Spot!

@InservioLetum

7 ай бұрын

@@_-.-_-.-_ Oh stop * BLUSH * I have a thing for faces, I guess. But than kyou just the same

52:22

3:02

I changed energy provider! Cola

Wasn't a brummie then lmfao

And she stood out with their backs turned

Got arrested for asking someone how much a cun't weighs! All because I offered him a pound to weigh himself

@filthyfrank.5

7 ай бұрын

Keep that joke to yourself from now on bud

I hope Steve and Tracey actually met up and got together.

@lordslotty8943

7 ай бұрын

today kids i will tell you how i met your mother

@cobywalton4354

5 ай бұрын

Think Steve gave her a filling

@Dionysos640

5 ай бұрын

Tracy was, estimating conservatively, at least 15 years older than Steve. Steve is a Welsh Dentist. Tracy is an English slag. Do you really think that would have been a likely match?

@avengedsoul6661

5 ай бұрын

@@Dionysos640 There’s no way she was that much older than him.

@Dionysos640

5 ай бұрын

@@avengedsoul6661 Yeah ... and you should have gone to Specsavers

Someone hit me with cheese in tesco! I thought immature

I love dark jokes, a favorite is "what was the last pizza order at the twin towers?"

@UKKC80s

7 ай бұрын

I don't know!

That is what he asks all his customers soup

If your ears are ringing turn the alarm clock off

This might be the only place where I could post this and people would actually not get offended... let's hope. What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.

Like a fishing hook

Freesia means stupid cow lmfao

Took his driving test he failed! Left his foot on the brake

😀

Jab pusher. Jog on. Sheesh.

What has star wars and toilet roll have in common?

In my defense as someone with Parkinson's, we save a tremendous amount of mony by not having to buy batteries. Or lawn sprinklers, but that's not as fun to think about.

I hear tales

Absolutely brilliant show, Jimmy Carr is incredibly funny, but I am amazed that a 13 year old was allowed in. I would have thought the show would have an 18 rated.

@sw6188

7 ай бұрын

There was another show I watched on here with a 14 year old boy in the audience so it seems there's no rating.

Police officer asked me to blow into the bag drink driving! He said not that one

Someone called me a cun't! I said thanks for saying that I am more useful than you

And Willoughby

George Michael poor bastard! He eaten a careless whisper

@0x777

7 ай бұрын

Oh please, have some respect for the deceased. He's never gonna dance again.

Geordies live in tyneside! Note that they are all tied up call back later

And 6packs of bacon

Miners went into the mines with canaries! No wonder Norwich city is empty

Gin brummie

Just about manager

Pandas have black eyes oh what a surprise

@0x777

7 ай бұрын

Well, like fatties didn't get bullied in your school...

How many coppers in the line up lmfao?

numbers are wrong bro

Muff

Typical Scotland

Std telecommunications

Both get rid of clingons

I wonder what happened with Tracy? I would have gone out with her 😊

@simonhughes3194

8 ай бұрын

She had some semen and basil soup then went home with a bag of chips 👍🏻

1000 jokes?

Thistles

I cannot talk now I will be home soon darling

Vegans in the mod! Should be fined

Vegetarian should not be in the Armed forces

Ringing in your ears and bollocks

Never noticed how much he moves his mouth when he talks

Donald Trump

@blackmaxbranning3666

7 ай бұрын

U need help 🙏

@thingamejignobodyknows4346

7 ай бұрын

@@blackmaxbranning3666 I do! And you don't? Need help?

1 word joke... Biden!

@drabpavel

8 ай бұрын

😊.omoo

@jjb4531

7 ай бұрын

Trump