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The guys a fuckn genius. Takes piss out of everyone. Gotta love him.
Jimmy Carr is fricking HILARIOUS! One of THE BEST COMEDIANS OF ALL TIME!!!
@davidbutterfield7718
8 ай бұрын
I'd definitely agree with that statement. In fact, I DO agree with it!
@semulkku1981
8 ай бұрын
Agree 100%
@way2go-fh4lc
8 ай бұрын
@@davidbutterfield7718 you obviously love filth and have no respect for anyone or anything.
No one does crowd work like Jimmy.
Dark. Very dark. But really, really hilarious. One of the comedians has got 90% of the punchlines through the whole stand-up, and they just land one after another. Most comedians nowadays have these lengthy build-ups. Brilliant comedian.
@suntracker844
8 ай бұрын
What r you changing about m8 this is a BBC documentary about Glasgow, right? I found it whils googling 10 best ways to shag a sheep....
@Bluesmusicno1
7 ай бұрын
I know why are there so many sensitive Sally's who can't take a joke
@UldisBiz
7 ай бұрын
@@Bluesmusicno1 yeah, right? I'm a Christian but I never take offense when Jimmy or any other comedian mocks about this subject. His job is to make people laugh and entertain them not to express a polarized opinion and challenge someone's core beliefs.
@carsonpetersen630
7 ай бұрын
❤
@phillipraiche1374
7 ай бұрын
😊
Always a great night when you get an hour+ episode uploaded by jimmy 😁
@vikingrebalgrindjaniicelan1369
7 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Absolutely brilliant!!!
Talking to an audience member: “Sorry, I’d love to chat more but.. I’m at work” Hahaha
When he does the Manchester accent, that's Liam Gallagher right there!😅
Unfortunately you wouldn't get away with the majority of this comedy today. Glad i seen you a few times a few years ago, funny AF.
@bradwinfield5672
8 ай бұрын
still does the same comedy
@alucardonus
7 ай бұрын
Wanna know a comedian that will be assassinated today? George Carlin. He died 2008. If he didnt he would be dead around 2010 when world went crazy about correction...
@alexbarham6606
5 ай бұрын
If you have seen his recent stand ups you will know he still does the same comedy...probably worse....and still gets away with it,if you think this is bad (dark,funny,outrageously close to borderline,if not past it) go watch frankie Boyle.
Just saw Jimmy in Paris. He's wonderful!
That impersonation was gold :)
I never feel more ambivalent than when I watch a Jimmy Carr comedy special. Lotta that 'haha, ooo, shouldn't be laughing at that joke' going on. He does some 'makes ya think' comedy, too. 🎉
@wavydavy9816
7 ай бұрын
Yes, I agree (although I _did_ have to Google ambivalence). I only managed 5 minutes and the laughter seemed a bit forced, each joke was offensive to someone rather than actually funny, and I agreed with the comment from the guy in the stalls. Now that I've twigged Jimmy isn't about to introduce a load of different comedians I'm out ➡
I normally dont like this style of comedy with random one liners with no real story, but Jimmy Carr does make it work and makes me laugh.
When you realize jimmy can sing, adds more to all his jokes to those who can't 😂
Jimmy Carr and Lee Evans, both manage to tickle my funny bone way too much!
Wicked Brilliant!
Love Jimmy! But did you see the guy being pissed at the fat jokes? 1:15:14 The squidgy lady joke? So mad... hilarious!!
@gram.
8 ай бұрын
Nah, he just didn't laugh was all. You mean that guy with the blank face and breathing through his mouth though, am I right lol? Mind that this was filmed in 2010 in Glasgow, Scotland. The vast majority here are not poisoned by the woke lunacy that is pushed in America (fat acceptance, men can get pregnant etc) but certainly not in 2010.
Lov jimmy carr jokes
*_Genius!!!_*
I like you laugh, glad I found you on KZread. Drinking people will laugh at anything.
This guy is a menace 😂
He is Genius.
Punchline-king!!!
I liked you before, but this was the best ever performance. I thought, could have been a hard could, but wow, you are a real star. Offended all, but all love you
Jimmy is amazing and holds no prisoners, PERIOD,BRIAN FROM IRELAND 😅😅😅😅😅😅❤❤❤❤❤
The correct response to, "I met the village idiot for the WHOLE of Glasgow!", is "Who is that? Do I know him?"
@musicloverme3993
8 ай бұрын
"Don't ya have a mirror?"
Watching from Ireland
I can't wait to see hom 10/10/23!!! NASHVILLE TN
@jaytimothy3645
8 ай бұрын
Sounds like you are excited to see Jimmy carr live in-person, I would be too! I live in Portland Oregon, but if he ever performs here in the Northwest, I would want to go see !
@jaytimothy3645
8 ай бұрын
Also if I can give you a compliment, from a 26 year-old male, and I work full-time, that you are quite beautiful 😍😍 I hope you have a great time October 10th!
@gram.
8 ай бұрын
@@jaytimothy3645that's not allowed. You need to be 30+ and self employed to compliment, it's very important.
@gram.
8 ай бұрын
I notice that's tomorrow👍 Hope you have a great evening, and I wish you all the best. From (coincidentally) Glasgow, Scotland!😅 🏴🤍❤️🤍💙🤍🇺🇸
@superstormday993
8 ай бұрын
@@gram. Thank you!!!
28:12 that's rich Jimmy, brave talking about tax lol
@richtravis9562
3 ай бұрын
is this before or after his issues? if after that is hilarious.
This guy is good
On arrive toujours à trouver du temps pour faire ce qu"on aime
Blood hell as a Brummie, We love you, but it made me laugh either way ❤️👍
30 seconds is all I could take
7:18 😂
1:34:20 I won't lie I'm impressed Jimmy can sing too 🤣
Wow this guy is good
Fkn savage!!! 😂😆🤣🤪
14:14 😂
Any Orthodontists in Glasgow? ..........Jimmy is #1
Imagine Jimmy Carr on Taskmaster
@alexbarham6606
5 ай бұрын
Amazing,frankie Boyle was on it and even he couldn't help being outrageous in a less dark sort if way
I was 400 pounds at age 12, at my highest I was 542! I lost over 300 pounds! I use the word "fat" all the time! In my family, we bully our own kids to ready them for the real world! My mom once found a 6 xl (US) shirt in the closet, we couldn't figure out who it belonged to and my dad said, "it was Ann's when she was 2 years old!" I believe if a joke is funnier than it is offensive, there isn't ANYTHING you can't joke about, you can't hurt my feelings, I don't have any, and I can't be offended, because my dad had a cruel sense of humor and my mother a dirty sense of humor! Nothing worse than people who take jokes personally! I love offensive humor! As a super fat, poor, kid, and sexual abuse survivor, raised in the 70's and 80's, I was intelligent with a great sarcastic quick wit, with a thick skin! As a kid I was shy but when I turned 18, I realized, I'm amazing and anyone who didn't know that wasn't worth my time! All this to say, I love Jimmy Carr and ALL offensive comedians! People only get offended, when they themselves are uncomfortable with themselves!
@1:08:10 when Jimmy's talking to the redhead...is that Patty "The Baddy" Pimblett next to her?!?!? its that "peasant from the 1600's" hair cut that makes me think so
Google Earth.... 😂
Jimmys the best comedian
I like Jimmy Carr. But I'm an American. When he does his regional jokes, , especially about the different accents and the humor derived from them, I tend to be at a loss. But he is funny enough with his other stuff. Always enjoy his videos here on KZread
1:43:55 "What about kyle"
Funny jokes
11:12 some chest
@ZILLION4EVER
7 ай бұрын
looked for this comment haha :P
I forgot too. Did everything come out ok?
Jimmy Carr....When even your mum is tired of looking at your face.
study what is said on 38:20
Can someone explain the Australia and welcome back joke?
@chrisbrackney3801
8 ай бұрын
Australia was initially a British prison colony for exiled criminals
@gram.
8 ай бұрын
@@chrisbrackney3801 I even thought they sounded Scots too 😅 idk
1:46:16 Brilliant camerawork. Edit: also 1:47:22
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nite, nite, no snuggles?
Ahahah so funny)
1:33:03
@MoriyasuOut
6 ай бұрын
1:45:36
Badadadaaaaaa
"Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it!"
@davidbutterfield7718
8 ай бұрын
I first heard that 30 years ago. But in the right context, as in when Jimmy or somebody else really funny says stuff I've heard before, even many times, it still makes me laugh!
@way2go-fh4lc
8 ай бұрын
@@davidbutterfield7718 what a shame you actually find that funny;
@davidbutterfield7718
8 ай бұрын
Yeah, well, when somebody has me laughing already, it's not hard to get another laugh out of me. Whatcha. gonna do?, as some people say.
@musicloverme3993
8 ай бұрын
W.C. Fields
@pleappleappleap
7 ай бұрын
@@musicloverme3993 Indeed.
You tube is better than the tellie , I slide back a few times. The sleeping man? Never happen here in America, the floor is not that comfortable.
Fell asleep.
You sing good, missed your calling.
Was that it?
Kid looks like ed sheeran/jimmy saville
4:08 ... "a little bit prison rape...that's what it feels like" Not that I want to feel prison rape!
Funny you mention dogs. But I wanna comment about the snooze button. When you’re in your 50’s, you depend on it.
Sweet Caroline bit was so cool spontaneous. Don't even try. Makes this special.
The audience members offended by his fat jokes need to change their mindset. It's extremely difficult for anyone to help a fat person in every way, especially when it comes to medical situations. My mother-in-law (RIP) required the help of at least THREE of us when assisting her for anything and everything requiring moving her off her recliner. Thankfully, there were at least three of us available to help her! Exceptions to every rule, some people have a medical condition that allegedly maintains their excessive weight unless you literally starve them to death. We are not talking about exceptions.
Was he on his own?😂
Hes got balls, talking about people paying taxes....
Accident? Eeeew. Master 👋. Try a hand held shower, 4 girls silly.
Pleasingly plump.
jesus was the first people coming back from death, so jesus was the first zombie
He answered the phone once. Idk y? He usually doesn’t last. I got a extra FIVE minutes.
Considering all the education available and advancement we made in the comforts of our homes, and the the higher level thinking and processes that one could be interested in and what we can do, I am rather surprised that people are willing to leave the comforts of their home to attend such a show, listening to a man, talking about what they themselves may freely do in the privacy of their own home, with the respect which is normal even in the animal kingdom. While living in Britain, it was much richer to go to a pub at South moor and have a sing song with the miners singing ," The Blaydon Races". To think that all those people present have that type of sense of humour, and they all have the right to vote to elect their own governing body in a democracy,.........I am a little bit worried and concerned about the fact that society gets the government it deserves. Every person is free to enjoy himself with the titillations that takes his fancy........ and while I followed the video for some time, to be fair, I must admit, that rather than laughing, I felt rather sorry for the people in a group admiring what is not so natural and many times being cruel------ and calling it "a comedy". This is a case of concern and an opportunity to study the psychology of what people do when they they have all the comforts in their own home! It seems that they do not have the ability to occupy themselves with their own entertainment, and they need to go out to be exploited while hearing a person reshaping what is normally respectful between a man and a woman. That Glasgow Clyde Auditorium is a rich research field for studying the psychology of the modern human mind when given all the comforts of life, and miss out on intelligence on knowing hot to apply his free time!. Sex is natural, respectful, entertaining, but not in the manner Jimmy car is exploiting others with it! In my estimate , those who are laughing , need assistance in the manner they are so gullible in how they pay to be " entertained". They all should know better,, but they do not seem to have the mental tools with which to assess themselves. NO wonder there are so many problems in man/woman relations, A few in that audience were actually hurt and they did not walk out for " society binds a group in many social ties, and once in the group, one cannot leave for fear of being left alone and hence lonely!" Jimmy car is simply earning a living, exploiting people, with no more than "verbal public prostitution and masturbating". making fun of members of his audience, many of whom are too dumb to realise it. There are richer and more elegant manners to be entertained. Again that hall is an interesting research field to study human behaviour, as much as and not different form 1972 UNIVERSE-25 MOUSE UTOPIA, THE END OF HUMANITY EXPERIMENT. where Jimmy Car is the chief rat in more than one way.
Do you actually have the rights for this? Jimmy has these specials out on his own youtube channel.
Wow, this is such old-fashioned comedy. It‘s like he‘s stuck in 1981. :-/
Go jimmy go... sum one needs wash the pc out of our brains.
So many slightly overweight red haired people in Glasgow!
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Jimmy....c'mon, man.....there IS women's boxing. lol
If you're a homeless alcoholic Scot, and you had Tourettes, how would they ever know? OMG 😂
Stopped watching him when he had a hissy fit about a guy who made fun of him.
Your British accent is to thick for me to understand all your words.
Wow Jimmy was shit back in the day. Kept at it, got there 😊
He thinks vegetarian means eating salad.
@thomasfulcher1276
7 ай бұрын
Vegetarians don't eat salad?
@Drteomas
7 ай бұрын
@@thomasfulcher1276 No they eat plastic and aspirin.
I never got why he never makes gay jokes but he mocks everything else
@mbarf4210
8 ай бұрын
Literally 12min in theres gay jokes
@zarahbystrom3032
8 ай бұрын
I've heard him do hundreds of gay jokes! He sucked co*k in this special too.
@way2go-fh4lc
8 ай бұрын
Don't you know why? doesn't take too much to work it out.
@nimmha6708
7 ай бұрын
everything? Wow, that's a lot of comedy.
Tax evader.
@rWirthlin420
8 ай бұрын
You just jealous cause you have to pay taxes. So go spray your hater-aid somewhere else.
@davidvanderkin9324
8 ай бұрын
How would you know. I mean seriously. Lol
@nimmha6708
7 ай бұрын
Tax payer.
I wish he didn't use such awful jokes as it was very tasteless, awkward and cringe to me.
Abominable....i have NO CLUE... Who he is...but he's recognized for being on TV...who's tv????
Horrible......
@SlinkiestTortoise23
8 ай бұрын
He’s a bit of a wrogun in places - you can’t joke about child abusive and I turned it off after that.
@gram.
8 ай бұрын
@@SlinkiestTortoise23 literally was shaking and crying liek soo super triggered totally leik not okay omg
@nimmha6708
7 ай бұрын
@@gram. Please be sarcastic... PLEASE
@nimmha6708
7 ай бұрын
Yes you can.. He just did it. And he will do the joke again @@SlinkiestTortoise23
When are the jokes gonna be funny
This comes across as 8th grade humor. Cheap laughs with no thought involved.
@johnkay7354
7 ай бұрын
not sure what 8th grade is in the uk, but it seems most of the people who paid to go, did enjoy it
@Freight_Train
7 ай бұрын
@@johnkay7354 US. not UK. 13y.o.
@johnkay7354
7 ай бұрын
most that paid to see him, seemed to enjoy it, @@Freight_Train
The laugh track unfortunately makes this difficult to watch :(
@pintpot
5 ай бұрын
There is no laugh track Those are people laughing
Jimmy's quite funny, but this special is too much like he visited several high schools (secondary schools) and just read off the list of their jokes he'd collected. Not a lot of connection except that his subject matter doesn't go very far from where it began.
His jokes are mediocre at best.
Not very pleasant. It's poor British comedy in my opinion.
@johnkay7354
7 ай бұрын
love to see you get on the stage in Glasgow, and tell the audience they must be dumb, as he's not funny!!
Why do these talented comedians have to ruin their acts and cheapen their acts by using bad words 😢😮. !!! RIDICULOUS!!!???!!!😢😮
@nimmha6708
7 ай бұрын
nobody fcking cares about what you consider to be "bad" words.
@user-xk6jw3wi5u
7 ай бұрын
What do you mean? What bad words?
Homosexual pufta