I don't trust people that need the threat of eternal damnation to be good people.

@Nognamogo

5 жыл бұрын

george mira This comment is half incomprehensible, half awesome evil tome.

@PaddySnuffles

5 жыл бұрын

Sebastian Plate Yeah. If you need the threat of eternal torture to be good then ffs, keep on believing, cause if you stopped you'd be a threat to the rest of society.

@bakker071

5 жыл бұрын

I dont trust comedians who need fake laughter!

@Serai3

5 жыл бұрын

I don't trust people that need to judge others on what they believe.

@oliveoconnor5589

5 жыл бұрын

agreed, I fear the day such a person loses its believes.

"I am what god made me, young man." Well played Jim!

@RKroese

6 жыл бұрын

Jim is as the world made him.

@Gaywizard11

6 жыл бұрын

hey, it's the utopia dude.

@jocomfiresin6982

5 жыл бұрын

I was mostly just joking...

@JEBEDIAH8D

5 жыл бұрын

Mic drop

@haroldmcbroom7807

5 жыл бұрын

So you do believe in God? It is only hatred of God that moves men to every other path. The name Jesus Christ, and "The Bible" are ONE, and the most hated on the planet. The fear of the Lord is to hate evil, and some evils are easy to hate, but how hard it is to hate the sins we love, and this creates depravity, and feels like a punishment when we deprive ourselves of those things we want to do, that we know separate us from God. It's not about being first in God's Kingdom, it's about not giving up when you fall, for it is written, the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong! ...He who wants to be first, must be last, and he who wants to be the master, must first be the servant.

“Christians are going after the next generation of kids.” Has a completely different meaning if you’re Catholic.

@meghanachauhan9380

4 жыл бұрын

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@2011blueman

4 жыл бұрын

The girls are safe though if you're Catholic.

@guitarttimman

4 жыл бұрын

This seems like humor, but it's not funny when a child dies in poverty or is used as a sacrifice. What if it were your child? It's obvious that there is a huge difference between Christians and that of Religion. Believing in the promotion of peace and love and that an intelligent solution is better than a violent one is good. As far as damnation is concerned, don't you think a child rapist or murderer deserves such a fate? When Jesus spoke in parables, it took an education to understand what he meant. He was under the attack of the Pharisee and the Roman Dictators. Jesus stated that he hated hypocrites and they we have no right to judge anyone. Don't listen to the idiots who try to manipulate the truth! There might be religions who threaten people with damnation, but that's not what Jesus did. On the contrary, he called such people hypocrites.

@utharkruna1116

4 жыл бұрын

That's so bad, but so plausible.

@guitarttimman

4 жыл бұрын

I hope so because I love 'em.

"Don't be a c*nt". Maybe one of the best things to teach kids.

@maureeng.obrien9259

4 жыл бұрын

No One Really Likes One.

@bremCZ

4 жыл бұрын

It's what they should be taught every Monday morning.

@Quinntus79

4 жыл бұрын

Should’ve been Commandment number one.

@sselfless

4 жыл бұрын

COW

@pcarebear1

4 жыл бұрын

I think some of them said "CAT" from their mouthing

"Success does not make you happy. I'm successful, but I am as miserable as f***." Thank you for that life lesson.

I love how the minister was troubled by Jim Jefferies talking about "genitals" but then carried on about rotting and burning flesh in hell and stuff like that.. Genitals=Bad, RottingFlesh/Hellfire/Burning=Good freaking Christians...

@chaoslord8918

5 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly. I was hoping Jim Jefferies would throw the guy's question right back at him after that.

@jso6790

3 жыл бұрын

#notallChristians. ha. And seriously, thoughtful people know that, don't worry. "Some of my best friends are Christians" kidding, again. In seriousness, I know a great many good people who are devout Christians and find in their faith reasons to be kind towards all people, gentle, humble and pacifist. The same goes with many of my friends who are devout Muslims.

@jso6790

3 жыл бұрын

@@someonefromsomewhere4430 Please, no worries. I can understand how someone who identifies as Christian might feel taken aback by my remark. I grew up Catholic and still feel that tinge whenever someone criticizes the Catholic Church, even though I know they merit that criticism. Although I do not practice religion anymore, I also remember that the Catholic Worker's Movement exists, and Dorothy Day, and so many other Catholics who sought out the best in themselves through Catholicism. It is a complex world, and broad generalities can not capture the full complexity of people. Your apology is very kind, and represents the kindness to which I referred. The world of "Comment Sections" is one of the most vicious places in the world at the moment, so kindness is even more appreciated as a consequence.

@jso6790

3 жыл бұрын

@@someonefromsomewhere4430 Ha, see, generalities.. I am so used to Christians being offended I WRONGLY assumed you were Christian. I fell into the very trap I identified! My apologies for misreading who you are.

@leonamay8776

3 жыл бұрын

It's also weird how he's an idolator. Assigning a gender / sex to God is assigning a humanised representation of God => idolatry.

"I am what God made me, young man." We have to find a way to bottle and sell Jim Jefferies' essence. This man is a wonder of the world.

@guitarttimman

4 жыл бұрын

shit of the world

@Johnnysthunder

3 жыл бұрын

I can think of something...

@NaiveDJack

3 жыл бұрын

We might not have Jim Jefferies essence, but we've got Jim Beam. Pretty much the same IMHO.

@jimmymondedo3324

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the joke. He doesn’t believe in it but the other guy does. And the other guy will make statements like that sometimes. So the other guy either has to believe that Jim Jeffries was made this way (something that he doesn’t want to do) or he has to not believe in that statement (something that he doesn’t want to do). It’s a joke that happens to be coming from a comedian

@jimmymondedo3324

3 жыл бұрын

@Pale Big Booty white girl if your spending your time to say something so meaningless and unprofound then your life must be as even more meaningless and aimless

I'm 19 years old and I remember when I was in Elementary school and the "Good News" club and all the teachers would be at the meetings and I only attended like 2 of them but I was basically pressured by both my mother and my classmates who bullied me. I wish the Actual News club was there instead.

@tiernanwearen8096

2 жыл бұрын

They tried to indoctrinatie me into Catholicism they failed at age 8 I became a atheist

The problem with intellectuals is that they don't know how to think like an idiot (which most of our country is filled with) Thats why people like Seth Rogan, Jim Jefferies, and John Oliver are so great. They are smart as hell and they know how to speak idiot. We need more like them. God I miss George Carlin.

@CultofThings

6 жыл бұрын

The Insomniac Died I'm sure he's somewhere right now, screaming up at us

@kaos1109

5 жыл бұрын

Amen

@brettcampbell8981

5 жыл бұрын

Well said..

@MrBumbaclyde

5 жыл бұрын

Most americans think John oliver speaks a different language 🤣👎

@hitreset0291

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, it is problematic in thinking like an idiot at times. Just when you think you have these F-wits figured out, they throw a whole new level of stupidity your way. Makes my head hurt some days.

"Do you believe that all animals come from two animals being on a boat?" He had to think for a second on that one 😂

A lot of the things the Christian dude says about hell are not in the Bible. Also, an Amish farm hand would answer those questions the same way, but in German.

@squeaky9715

4 жыл бұрын

It actually comes from an anti Catholic church book from hundreds of years ago from ancient Rome.

@johannesklohse8115

4 жыл бұрын

Or what he thinks is German. The language has really changed after time.

@kersaherpafuqer784

4 жыл бұрын

Like the whole aspect of damnation, that was from the Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri

@alexwaters4694

4 жыл бұрын

Not German, the Amish speak a Germanic dialect similar to Flemish.

@Sisterlisk

3 жыл бұрын

Also, an Amish farm hand wouldn't have a moustache. Only a beard.

“If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of shit.” - Rust Cohle.

@elysian95

2 жыл бұрын

The same way law enforcement keeps you decent?

@federicolopezbervejillo7995

2 жыл бұрын

@@elysian95 Law enforcement does not reward you for being decent.

Anyone else find it a little creepy when religions target young kids? or is it just me?

@ralphbernhard1757

6 жыл бұрын

It's creepy. They simply know that you have to get to them first, before they learn science. That's the only way to plant the seed of cognitive dissonance....

@CasualMorgan4

6 жыл бұрын

Thats the whole premise of the bit

@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire

4 жыл бұрын

The most terrifying thing in the world is a priest talking to children

@alandgomez5905

4 жыл бұрын

A little? I'd love to slap all these idiots with their 'good book'.

@brianbrinckjensen

4 жыл бұрын

Not religion that is your problem, mate! It is mainstream media, because they not only tell your kids what to think! but also you!!!! and then you inforce it, double on your kid

"The world will never be free until the last monarch is strangled with the entrails of the last priest". Denis Diderot

@meghanachauhan9380

4 жыл бұрын

Mmmm communism, nice. Really peaceful ideology

@lalboimanlun1230

4 жыл бұрын

Why do you guys hate religion?

@Redgethechemist

4 жыл бұрын

@@meghanachauhan9380 That's not communism, Diderot was a philosopher, writer and scientist, during the age of enlightenment, he elaborated the first encyclopedia gathering all the scientific and technical knowledge of this time in order that people could educate themselves. Communism appeared much later in history. At this time, religion in occidental country was controlling the masses by telling lies to naive people in order to maintain them in ignorance. It's quite sad that in the 21st century, some people think that separating religion from state is a form of communism. We can unfortunately see that many religions in the world are brainwashing people's minds to maintain their own privileges.

@MajorMlgNoob

3 жыл бұрын

@@lalboimanlun1230 because it makes people stupid

@thisisnothappening8452

3 жыл бұрын

@@MajorMlgNoob No, people are already stupid. Religion is used to manipulate the stupid.

When he asks, "Would you still be nice to other people?" that one girl in the blue dress just kinda shrugs like, "Uh sure. If I have to." She is my new favourite person.

The After School Satan....wont sell Jim?! I beg to differ sir! The abbreviation for it says it all! It's very easy to sell A.S.S.!

@LouisSubearth

5 жыл бұрын

Only if it's accompanied by a bootyful devil in the logo.

@ZentColdStoneberserkr

Жыл бұрын

I bet law enforcement would probably be curious to know what is on your laptop.

This show needs its own channel, comedy central. Ffs.

@bigfleet6974

6 жыл бұрын

Abhishek Badiger im glad they cancelled larry wilmore, what a shit show. This lives up to colbert report

@NJ-wb1cz

6 жыл бұрын

President show also needs its own channel.

@psycold

6 жыл бұрын

Wow Larry Wilmore was such shit that I didn't even realized it got cancelled.

@factsabouturmum9250

6 жыл бұрын

ur mum is a channel

@Froggele

6 жыл бұрын

It has its own channel. Type in Jim Jefferies Show - booom you have it;)

Jim deserves an award for exposing the word "Cunt", into common use here today. He is the Master of finding and exposing more "Cunts" than anybody. He has a remarkable story. I love this guy! Funny and smart as hell!

@Elephantstonica

6 жыл бұрын

Musiclover Cunt is a common word. Just not in front of me mum.

@My-Pal-Hal

6 жыл бұрын

Musiclover Well. You could play more online video games. I have HUNDEREDS of friends from around the world. And hear that All the time. Plus a few others lmao...

@soporificpunk1480

6 жыл бұрын

Apparently Jim was the one who got a lot of comedy clubs to lift the informal ban on using the word. (In Australia) Supposedly he got the title 'The Rosa Parks Of Cunt' because of it - no idea if it was just an elaborate joke though!

@BuickGirl1986

4 жыл бұрын

Lip read, he didnt say cunt and neither did the children.

@loaloko9068

4 жыл бұрын

it was cow

"I wish I had this many kids in my church."

@ArkaeaFCL3

4 жыл бұрын

That gave me the creeps when he said that.

Jim you are my favorite comedian for 3 reasons. 1. You're funny as hell. 2. You're blunt. 3. You're an atheist like myself.

@ADerpyReality

4 жыл бұрын

He isn't afraid to say bullshit regardless of how intelligent the person is or isn't.

@GauravGRocks

3 жыл бұрын

@3-7-77 that's why I just say I'm not religious rather than atheist. religious people tend to treat atheism like its own religion even though it's literally the absence of religion.

@cd8048

3 жыл бұрын

@@GauravGRocks I'd argue (and etymologicaly speaking I'm right) that atheism is a belief in the absence of A god (whatever that may be). While non-religious means that you have no belief what so ever on the matter. Agnosticism is having a belief that knowing if god exists is impossible for us, and may coexist with religious, non-religious or atheistic beliefs. Tl:dr: atheism is a belief but not a religion (no doctrine or unifying narrative or whatever)

@cd8048

3 жыл бұрын

Ps. Agnosticism is complicated

@Createdplayer1

Жыл бұрын

so you’re a satanist 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Treat people the way you want to be treated. God isn't required.

@factsabouturmum9250

6 жыл бұрын

ur mum isn't required

@moblue2899

6 жыл бұрын

this is my absolute motto

@Biskawow

6 жыл бұрын

thats a silly rule, I would greet women with a pat on the butt since thats how I want them to greet me

@1293Truck

6 жыл бұрын

Apophis umm yes to all of what you said please

@christofferenfors3676

6 жыл бұрын

its been around.. Its called socialization.

This is the best one yet Jim. The kids really appreciated being told the truth about life. Instead of being filled with a bunch of fairy-tales.

Why isn't Jim supervising our children's education? He clearly has the kindness of heart that you need for the job.

There was a Christian group that came into my public high school called Student Venture. I think they took a tip from the Church of $cientology, in that they offered free "personality tests." They didn't use the infamous "e meter", rather they used a multiple choice quiz & attendance to their "presentation" wasn't by choice - that crap was mandatory during study hall. (& of course, they tried to recruit you to go to their church.)I still don't understand how they can do that in a public school.

The idea of Jim being an educator to young minds is terrifying and delightful simultaneously; another great field piece

We need more mainstream secularist outlets man

@factsabouturmum9250

6 жыл бұрын

ur mum's an outlet

@markgigiel2722

6 жыл бұрын

We have one. It's called science.

@blackearl7891

5 жыл бұрын

Mark Gigiel he means something like the satanist proposal but with better marketing.

@jaelynn7575

5 жыл бұрын

Secular Talk is good.

@raymondflores5176

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaelynn7575 kulinsky makes false claims about judaism and mistakes the old testament for the tanakh often

"I am who I am. I am what God made me young man" Amazing 😂😂😂

We had Good News Club in our Kentucky high school, 1975. The lowest academic level kids joined.

@SHDUStudios

3 жыл бұрын

That tells you something.

Satan was the first to demand equal rights.

@AliothAncalagon

4 жыл бұрын

And then he made people believe he was the good guy, forced them into an abusive relationship with the threat that some other dude would be even more abusive and made them write a propaganda book to excuse all of that, the bible.

@meghanachauhan9380

4 жыл бұрын

@@AliothAncalagon what the fuck did I just read

@niklas7379

4 жыл бұрын

@@meghanachauhan9380 the perfect description of the very kind and in no way abusive Christian God. The almighty one that is so fragile that he will let you burn in hell for eternity when you don't worship him because you know, almightieness does not mean he has self esteem

@Amon.Abaddon

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@TheLivirus

4 жыл бұрын

@Da Mighty Shabba I believe I got this from Lucien Greaves (founder of Satanic Temple). It struck me as equally funny and profound.

"we're satanists, but we dont believe in satan" EITHER START SACRIFICING HUMANS TO OPEN A HELL GATE, OR QUIT FRONTIN!

@dlilwon

6 жыл бұрын

namekman01 init

@B20C0

6 жыл бұрын

What she said and they muted is that atheists are actually viewed as satanists by christians. So being a satanist is essentially "turning away from god".

@-8_8-

5 жыл бұрын

B20C0 Most of the ones I've run across seem to say atheists are worse because at least Satanists believe in something. And the only thing worse than that would be an agnostic because they won't "take sides."

@brianh6773

5 жыл бұрын

dixiesecularskeptic, well then that should show you that they arent very smart.

@-8_8-

5 жыл бұрын

Brian H An unfortunate side effect of using limited resources to advance ones knowledge of existence. Point is though is that different sects have differing opinions. It's always been interesting to me how believers want to assign someone sort of faith, like satanism, to groups who profess to follow evidence instead of superstition. It's also interesting how some leap to the assumption that atheists are being "led away" by satan.

Afternoon Satan Club..Sign me up!

This show is the best thing that happened in my life. I do not even feel guilty watching it unlike watching other shows, because I don't feel like wasting my time on it.

I hope people understand the point of the bit is that humans are inherently good and you don't need to have an opinion of somebody's opinion to live a healthy and wonderful Life.

@TheICEgirl6100

6 жыл бұрын

"humans are inherently good" lmao sure

@kitkami

6 жыл бұрын

Humans are about the only "evil" thing on this planet. Us and cats, cats are evil too.

@kartoffelman111

6 жыл бұрын

Humans don't inherently want to hurt others. They want to improve their own situation and sadly that often involves hurting others in some way. I don't think that there is such a thing as unconditional hate. We hate something or someone for a reason, even if we only made that reason up in our minds, there has to be something that initiates your hate. That being said, all of us are whining cunts, so it's nit hard for us to make up some reason to hate.

@thurst0n

6 жыл бұрын

You projecting?

@kartoffelman111

6 жыл бұрын

player two player two just observing that people are constantly allowing themselves to be offended or pissed of by everything. Just have a look at the internet, tell me you don't see people constantly bitching about stupid shit. Still i don't think you can take all the death threats seriously, do you?

He taught the kids how to swear, that’s amazing.

@nandanvaidya2266

6 жыл бұрын

Piyamakarro didn't you hear the kids saying they'll be good to each other despite what comes (or doesn't) after death? or that's not important at all?

@smmm5559

6 жыл бұрын

he did not learn them that he just asked them making kids swear is not good and not called for

@smmm5559

6 жыл бұрын

River god has nothing to do with this advocating for being nice to others and showing respect is not a god thing but it's what every single philosopher stood up with from russel . noam chomski or even in ancient Greece and that was before jesus u r giving the religion a victory it shouldn't have by saying only religion stood up for this it's really sad to a lot of atheists just going against every single thing they think religion is for

@smmm5559

6 жыл бұрын

River every one is saying it is not an argument i used to say it when i was childish so really man just grow up for me i don't and will not swear at my friends my girl or my family members and honestly for me i feel like a lot of the anger that drove me to say those worlds is not an option for me so i don't get angry at all

@Gtomer

6 жыл бұрын

He didn`t teach them anything. They already knew it.

When a lost soul hides in sarcastic arrogance from TRUTH

I'm a member of TST! Very proud to be a part of it!!!

Why aren’t there more episodes of this show???

@wiserr2319

6 жыл бұрын

i think it only runs on tuesdays

@factsabouturmum9250

6 жыл бұрын

because of ur mum

@RtN314

6 жыл бұрын

Probably because you're dumb and you don't watch Comedy Central!

@jasonmullinder

4 жыл бұрын

it's in it's 3rd season

1:19 the face you make when they defeat you using your own arguments.

@kenanenver5323

4 жыл бұрын

Stfu you fool ignorant, this is all an agenda to turn ppl away from God, all while the elites who run your country are devil worshipers and once they get the rfid chip implanted in you, your soul will belong to the devil

@kenanenver5323

4 жыл бұрын

@David Godfrey theirs loads of evidence, they refer to scripture all the time, go to channels mark dice and call for an uprising, the elites worship satan and push agendas, the latest one is making Christians look like the bad guys and ushering in this do what thou wilt mentality, knowledge is power and you have very little if it, visit those channels watch their videos and cine bk to me in couple of days

@kenanenver5323

4 жыл бұрын

@Myla Starseed the nwo they are ushering in so they can have their place on the pyramid and sheeple like you at the bottom, with rfid chip the mark of beast, read that bit

@shawndawg3604

3 жыл бұрын

@@kenanenver5323 aren't there other things that are supposed to happen before the 666 stuff like the scorpions that are the size of horses... I haven't seen any of those... Try reading Revelation from chapter 1 and not from the middle before coming to feed us ur bullshit conspiracy theories

Yay for Jim Jefferies . . . . YAY !!!!!!!!!

Nobody: Marketers: we want ‘em young

😱😮😐😶😏😁😄😆 The several stages of watching the Jim Jefferies show!

@purge_bot2338

6 жыл бұрын

No those are emojis

@CultofThings

6 жыл бұрын

Like therapy

Nobody think a preist saying I wish I had that many children in my church raises a red flag no

@MajorMlgNoob

3 жыл бұрын

Dude looks creepy af lol

Damn, Jim is one of the few that got what's the problem! Hats off to you :)

Hahaha "If you don't eat your broccoli, you'll get the electric chair, you dirty sinner!"

Jefferies always keeping it💯👍😲

I read into the church of Satan a while ago and he is right, they have a marketing problem. The tenants they follow are pretty reasonable for the most part. I was shocked to learn they don’t worship any deities and are devoted atheists. A lot of what they promote is common sense decency. It really surprised me.

@frankfurteranimus

2 жыл бұрын

This group here is the Satanic Temple, which is different from the Church of Satan.

@guitarttimman

2 жыл бұрын

That's not true. It is something that Anton Lavey stated, but he was doing that as a marketing tool. He even admitted to watering down satanism!

@Actionzombie98

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah im a satanist and there marketing is terrible but there all great people the most important holiday for us all is our own respective birthday 🎂 self indulge and self love and respect

@ciherrera

Жыл бұрын

@@Actionzombie98 I think it’s kind of genius for what they’re trying to do. If they were called anything else they wouldn’t be getting anywhere near the amount of attention they have gotten.

@henrlima87

Жыл бұрын

"Devoted atheists" 🤣👍

I love Jim

Nothing is as scary as a true believer.

I wan Jim as my teacher

"Fire and flamse and non stop heat" Sooo modern day Australia

I loved this; good humor, good message.

I love the message

I'm Muslim, and I'll raise my children to be whatever they want to be. I'll raise them to be good and free just like the way my father raised me 😍😍😍😍

@alexandercanella4479

5 жыл бұрын

You're going to raise them to be whatever they want to be...as long as they believe in Allah and the prophets.

Well done

Love you.

I am 59 this year and grew up in Pensacola Florida. The good news club was around when I was in elementary school. Years later when I was in high school, I had a neighbor that was a Kuwaiti Air Force officer had he had 2 daughters in elementary school. The family was Muslim. The daughters loved to swim in our pool, and my mother didn’t mind but they had to be escorted by there mother that spoke no English. One day at the pool, they started telling my about this club were they were learning about Jesus. These kids had no clue what was going on but the club sponsor knew the parents were Muslims. The parents had a fit when they found out. Proselytizing is unique to the Christians

When people ask me why I'm an atheist, I tell them that my bullshit radar still works

@haileyxx5781

4 жыл бұрын

k

>asking an evangelical if they believe in the rapture I mean, they invented it

@amigaamigo5307

4 жыл бұрын

Bio shock was great

Love this guy

That one guy in the audience is just the best.

Wow religion and fast food can literally shape our school agenda!

Simple explanation: satan in Hebrew = adversary

There is a band from Slovakia that plays satanistic music for little kids. They have hits like "Satan is your best friend", "Bealzebub tought me how to brush my teeth" or "My little dog Bobby digs out graves" They are awesome.

Well Played

This was a great reminder of why Satanism isn't for idiots.

@ewqdsacxz765

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, you need a very high IQ to appreciate Rick and Morty.

@crusherzilla3036

4 жыл бұрын

Who's it for then

@jhonzeimerman5650

3 жыл бұрын

@@crusherzilla3036 lol

@jonathandoe2316

10 ай бұрын

​@@crusherzilla3036satanists

4:57 Most productive class ever.

Hail Jesus.

Love it!

recruiting people by scaring the shit out of people, clasic also satanist are really nice imo

@Jewel_Screaming_Chango8387

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you

They emphasize critical thinking but didn't use it when coming up with a name like the After School Satan Club. Really put some thought into that name, too much maybe.

Thank you Jim for teaching me

I approve of this message.

Evangelicals sounds like something you'd find in Cats the musical.

JJ just taught those kids (at the end) far, FAR more about the realities of existence in 2 minutes than they'd learn in 2 decades of theological shaming and premeditated hypocrisy.

I was raised Southern Baptist. My preacher told me that if you don’t accept Jesus as your savior then you go to Hell. I asked what happens if you never hear about Jesus and he told me that they they wouldn’t go to Hell, but once they learn about the Bible then they will. So I asked him, isn’t it cruel to make it where people can be tortured forever, wouldn’t it be better to never learn about Christianity so you are immune to Hell. He told my parents I was being disruptive and questioning him. That was a miserable weekly experience.

"Rotting, heat, and fire, festering wounds that are just never going away". If that's what hell is, then I have seen worse on earth.

I actually joined the satanic temple. Great group of people!

@prateekkumar5667

6 жыл бұрын

Do they actually have hot chicks or just a bunch of neckbeards?

@pelvis_assley

6 жыл бұрын

Uh that sounds ugly to be honest. If they claim not to believe in Satan why to name after him?

@kylefromthewood8829

6 жыл бұрын

He is the icon of the rebel that we aspire to be in our daily lives. He is the ultimate reminder for mainstream America that we live in a pluralistic society, with many types of after school programs for example.

@pelvis_assley

6 жыл бұрын

Kyle From The Wood if you chose pasta monster or whatever else would be much better, otherwise you are just disturbing everyone with religious beliefs. Atheists shall never affiliate with satan because he comes from religious background and is a tool of god (like Shiva in hindu) so it loses all meaning of not believing in superstitious beings

@kylefromthewood8829

6 жыл бұрын

Indeed. Like most religion it's a niche for certain people, in this case with a very anti-theistic mindset. I would put it safely in a "message to American theists" instead of "recruiting tool for atheism".

Hilarious and true! When are people going to wake up?

Outrageous crazy stuff 👹👹👹👹

I am what I am.. I am what GOD made me young man... f... brilliant.... Salute Jim going out like a legend no doubt...cant wait 2 see you live bru....

say after me “don’t be a c**t” lmfao

Jim Jefferies' class is better.

You're my hero Jim

Love Jim Jefferies😆👍

Give this show it's own channel. I'd love to subscribe to it, but I will not subscribe to Comedy Central and have them clogging my page up with all their tripe and garbage shows. I just want to sub to Jim Jefferies.

It sounds like Jim's audience is encouraged to bring alcohol

Oh this is awesome! :)

I believe the devil prefers to be called Lucifer.

@georgej1019

3 жыл бұрын

It's "Stephen" I actually go by nowadays Jarrod thank you 😋

Lol That was true and funny

The subtitles are king

I love this man!

I'm sure G. Carling is looking up at you and he is smiling .D

@razalasreficul6902

5 жыл бұрын

Definitely 😂

Hahaha. Epic😄

@HumanManufactured

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha. Epic😄

@hugoheinzson1012

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha. Epic😄

@user-sb3kt8oq6b

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha. Epic😄

@boohi5856

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha. Epic😄

This guy is every bit as great as Jordan Klepper. And Klepper is Awesome.

You´re wise, man.

Christianity brings stability to society not all the other false doctrines!

“The Bible says....” Think for yourself, sheep. Free thinking is what brings advancement, not blindly following.

Few years ago I thought of starting something like "Church of Common Sense" where there's only 1 rule you need to follow "Wag kang kupal" which translates to "Don't be an ahole"

@purpel6034

2 жыл бұрын

Thats christianity without a consequence for actions.

OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂 when the guy laughed out loud the moment good news club came on the screen....wow 😂😂😂😂

When I was a kid I went to after school Satan club. We called it "home."