Ralphie... You are a legend keep em laughing up there big guy... 💯❤️

@maryshoemaker1334

3 жыл бұрын

He was one in a million 🤣 RIParadise Ralphie 🙏🤗🙏

@maryshoemaker1334

3 жыл бұрын

@r2 lol🤗

@hillcountry871

3 жыл бұрын

Right?? March 2021 found him!!

@mattgaming8717

3 жыл бұрын

Hell ya

@mattgaming8717

3 жыл бұрын

@r2 thats right my boy. Need more of you oreos around.

I'm black and I have to be honest., I absolutely loved this skit and I'm the biggest fan of Ralphie may ever and I have to say I'm upset they hid this skit here on youtube because people are so sensitive now a day's they can't handle a good joke.

@welderlogic1806

3 жыл бұрын

Comedy was a lot better when everybody got picked on

@edithdlp8045

3 жыл бұрын

He picked on everyone, black, brown, and even white. That is why it's not offensive. I am Mexican American and I do not get offended by his jokes.

@Sillyoldgoose

3 жыл бұрын

@Sid The sloth I grew up on south park. Nothing offends me.

@remyhalo9014

3 жыл бұрын

@@edithdlp8045 like Ralphie said, " Mexicans can really take a joke, as long as true, most they'll say is, "eh thas fukt up." Lol good hearted f'n with each other is a solution to dismantling ignorant hate. Don Rickles done humor in the past, like Ralphie done in this time. Intelligent racial humour that exposes the idiocy of racism. One love

@ozzyjaye160

2 жыл бұрын

Why is it censored???!

Ralphie was on the verge of breaking through to a whole new level with this bit. He will be greatly missed.

@wildcard_lunatic

Жыл бұрын

Ik right I really wanted to try those 🍪 😁

@andresparrow2971

Жыл бұрын

Well this reminds me of that crap louis ck coffee bit…ralfie got away with it the first time but then i found myself cringing about how many more times he was gonna say the word. I have enjoyed his stuff up to this point…youtube messed up suggesting this excuse to use racial slurs. People claim its so break through…to incorporate racial slurs into your comedy…not really…they just don’t do that with an audience that will run them off stage

@thomasandersen5349

3 ай бұрын

Concur

@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS

Ай бұрын

While I agree with you, I have to say that this sort of sentiment (though I do mean more so outside of the US) was very much simmering in the background thanks to the overwhelming culture of the internet at the time. Edit: a little further into the bit and man we were really close to achieving the thing that he's talking about here, the only difference is the methodology, we did it through the use of anonymity and everyone on the internet being a spicy ñ and until the quality of their content/posting proved otherwise. We were damn close too, makes the current culture online especially maddening for me.

Probably one of the most fearless comedians on this whole situation and maybe even the last one. He's a clever person to make it so funny for everyone.

@hulk5801

Жыл бұрын

Xanax will do that to you

You’re witnessing a clip of one of the greatest. Remember it. RIP Ralphie.

@jameshastings5779

2 жыл бұрын

He had balls of steel. You need them to win in comedy like he did.

@bobdod4567

Жыл бұрын

yes sir. rip the legend

'they are extra jewy' had me laughing out loud and crying of joy

@joshbless412

2 жыл бұрын

I’m a Jew and I died when he said that. Such a good soul. Gone too soon.

@Azraiel.Bridger

2 жыл бұрын

The circumcision cookie is 1/2 off and even cheaper ..

It took COVID for me to find ralphie , I didn’t get COVID but I got ralphie amen.

@boogalooboi1028

3 жыл бұрын

And all the people said amen

@kristinjames4025

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@sebastianapolinar4314

3 жыл бұрын

Amén 🙏🏽

@edithdlp8045

3 жыл бұрын

I am a stroke and brain tumor survivor. I spent months between hospitals and rehabs. I would've gone crazy if not for Ralphy and his great jokes. May he rest in peace.

@froifroi3601

3 жыл бұрын

I got both so I win.

You know why Ralphie had the confidence to incorporate these words/topics into his act? because there wasn't hate in his heart. When he would use words like these it wasn't out of hate but love. Which is why you always need to understand the context and intent of whom and what the person is trying to say. Ralphie was a legend of standup and gone way too early!

@rippenrip6342

Жыл бұрын

Well said

@weedermann

2 ай бұрын

"You know why Ralphie had the confidence to incorporate these words/topics into his act? because there wasn't hate in his heart." Really? There seemed to be more than enough hate in his heart on "Last Comic Standing". He and the others were assholes to the Asian comedian who went on to win the series. Ralphie had much better material than Dat Phan, but his hater-arrogance turned all of the voters off.

@aceofspades6667

2 ай бұрын

@@weedermann dat was a hack they all knew it

The bleeps kinda contradict the point of this

@zerozilchnada5373

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr the irony wasn't lost on me either

@taino20

3 жыл бұрын

No, not kinda. It does contradict the point of this. I hate bleeps. Bleeps are stupid and an insult to the comic.

@metalheadrebel

3 жыл бұрын

That's KZread and their censorship

@welderlogic1806

3 жыл бұрын

The really ridiculous part about audio censorship, using a bleep, is that everybody who's listening knows what the damn word was anyway.

@DangerousWordsPodcast

3 жыл бұрын

Well you have to understand that KZread was afraid that this might actually work. You can’t take away their cash crop. Racism is what the left has built their whole entire foundation on..

Good example of why you were too good for this world hun." they" even had the audacity to bleep out this skit...Oh the irony 🙄 Respect hun 🤜🤛 R.I.P 🌺

The more I listen the more I love him

@bankait_rex1860

2 жыл бұрын

Sht only took me 2 mins to fall for this dude, he is the man!

I am more offended by the “beeps” than what he was saying. censoring is tiresome.

@TheRealRalphieMay

3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately KZread makes the rules and we have to live by them.

@jadawalker7232

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, I'm listening with my headphones on and that beep physically hurts right in my ear

@alphabetplaze9208

2 жыл бұрын

Then you're not fighting to make a change.. You can find naked videos of woman on KZread and YT Doesn't have a problem because "it's educational" i mean the other day i was recommended a video of a woman's vagina just because I happen to watch massage videos to learn.

@frankthetank1779

2 жыл бұрын

What the fuck the beep was for I'm grown.

@wyliehudson8396

2 жыл бұрын

Yes you got it!

Ralphie may for president. Solves racism with sensual descriptions of cookies XD

@blastermaster2383

3 жыл бұрын

He’s no longer with us.

THE WHOLE POINT of this bit is to take power away from hateful words... WHEN YOU BLEEP THE WORD(for what? Monetisation purposes ?) YOU DEFEAT THE POINT RALPHIE WAS TRYING TO MAKE!! Respect the mans Legacy, he was trying to bring unity through laughter... He was a beautiful soul...

@LuisVillalobosYT

3 жыл бұрын

It’s bleeped so KZread doesn’t flag it as hateful. Otherwise this video wouldn’t last.

@geoffreykruse563

2 жыл бұрын

You tube don't care. The liberals are pulling their chain.

@mtblantonjr

2 жыл бұрын

@@LuisVillalobosYT but they don’t bleep it in rap videos 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

@RichTiger7

2 жыл бұрын

@@mtblantonjr ...because it's generally Black people saying it in rap videos

Like all great comics (Carlin, Ron White, Chris Rock, etc.) Ralphie May was more of a social commentator than anything else. So insightful and profound and wise. We miss you, Ralphie. Rest in peace.

@PTO5607

Жыл бұрын

Also, Dave Chapelle.

He passed before his time was up.. Rest in peace Ralphie May! 😎

@nike80nl

2 жыл бұрын

@Anvil Head thanks for the grammar 🤪👌🙄

This restored my hope in humanity, no joke. All jokes aside I think we all could learn somethin from Ralphie May. Love this dude.

He had a really gentle spirit - I imagine he’s someone who could meet anyone in the world and have a good conversation and an even better laugh

I cant believe they bleeped this whereas i could watch a music video on this same platform and it wouldn't be...

Out of all the cookies they only bleeped out one...which was the most significant in the point he was trying to make. Great stand up comedian. I've watched most of the biggest ones and this big guy i just came across. Comedy gold

Damn this guy was great, no bull just plain speaking and a legend of comedy

I'm in pain every time I watch Ralphie, he was one of the funniest comedians Ever! RIP Big Man, thanks for the laughs! 🤣❤️

Taped in 2011. 10 years later more relevant than ever.

@bradlyfan

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

@averagefusionenjoyer7096

2 жыл бұрын

Shit you can say that again

I’m sad that I just discovered this treasure. RIP Ralphie, you’re sorely missed big guy❤️ I’ve never had a comedian become my favorite so fast

@justinburgos2927

Жыл бұрын

He's got some Netflix specials!

A Comic Genius!! R.I.P. Ralphie!!! 🙏🏼♥️🙏🏼

Rip Ralphie May! He had huge balls to do this special

That ending put a lump in my throat. It’s always the great ones that leave us too soon,and the sad thing is,we don’t realize their greatness…until they’re gone🥺

They say the good die young . This beautiful soul was on another level of comedic intelligence. His ability to talk about something serious and get the crowd to applaud it than flawlessly transfer it into a hilarious joke about the same topic is just goat level shit ...

I miss you Ralphie. You will always be a true legend. Your brilliant mind and ability to get to the heart of what's wrong with this world will be missed every single day. R.I.P. big guy. Keep them laughing out loud up there 💕🙏🤗

But Gordon Ramsay calls people “donuts” 😂

This deserves a billion views...

2023 i still watch his shows they're entertaining and funny asf

Funniest quote of my man's career " looking forward to girls scout nig***r time" 🤣 damn I miss this guy. My favorite comedian of all time.

R.I.P. Ralphie, you make us laugh still to this day.

I enjoyed this, it was an interesting idea to get rid of racial slurs.

@marcohummel9495

2 жыл бұрын

Just a Pity that don't work because hete in the Netherlands we had a sport of kookie James with a raciale slur and IT had to be changed

RIP Ralphie. I love you man. Forever my favorite & Forever a piece of love in such a sweet 10min clip

Im sorry it took me this long to see this set but it was beautiful and well said. Thank you🙏🏽

He was and still is a legend wish he was still here now if he was I'd hope things would be different rip x

@leeanderson0007

3 жыл бұрын

Totally agree with you 💯

@topoftheleaguemostlygamer3021

3 жыл бұрын

They sure would

@maskandvaccinefreeandproud2110

3 жыл бұрын

I’m still a little bitter whenever I see him. Gone too damn soon. Life can be such a bummer sometimes. Smh :(

Gotta admit... that's a pretty sweet vision (pun maybe intended).

RIP bro I wish the world could see this ,, thanks for all the laughs and wisdom my friend

This clip needs to return to mainstream media.

Unfortunate I only found out about him after he passed...I watch anything he's on and this fig newton is fcukn hilarious.

Theres so much more soul and character in every Single word than most people think about it. What a Great Person he was.

@terrysinger4996

2 жыл бұрын

GOD BLESS RALPHIE...HE WAS A TRUE BLESSING AND THE WORLD WAS A BETTER PLACE WHEN HE WAS HERE!

The man was as socially conscious as he was funny. It is sad that he wasn't found by more people until his death. He will always be an amazing figure both for his outlook on the world and the funny he could spin on it at the same time. RiP big man. We definitely miss you.

@virginiastafford5047

7 ай бұрын

Amen I totally 💯💯 RIH Big Guy ❤

I truly believe that ralphie could have been the man to end racism.

“Let it be me”.. what a Legend!

I’m back again, I miss you big guy! I’m thankful for this platform and the fact that I can come back anytime and get a dose of my guy. Always remembered and never replaced. Ralphie May RIP

As if the bleep somehow keeps us from knowing what he said. Censorship is so childish it's stupid

I think we need to make the cookie in his honour .. it really does sound amazing ...lol

Thanks Ralphie!! R.I.P. 💯

He's a instant legend

Still the best comedian after more than a decade of listening, discovering you in high school. You're more than funny, you're a genuinely amazing, kind guy. It's hard to put "were"

He’s spot on. Comedians can change the world with the mic like singers and sadly not politicians. Helluvan idea ralphie may

I die laughing when he says "delicious" it the way he says it lmao. Great comedy

“I think I’m right man” Those words to this story are so true. If something like his cookie idea could’ve been implemented in some way in the past, I think things would be so different today. Ralphie knew what the hell he was talking about. God I miss these kind of brilliant ideas/jokes of his. Rest In Peace Ralphie. We miss you! 😭✊🏻

God bless you and rest in peace Ralphie.

The master at work. Love and miss you Buddy.

An icon of comedy!!!!

This is one of the greatest comedic bits EVER.

Ralphie passed the same week as my dad. I got to see him just before and he singled me and my buddy who I showed growing up, asked if any young guys were out there and proceeded to show us the ways to properly please a woman. Best comedian of my life.

God bless you!! YOU ARE MY NEW HERO!! You actually made me cry..🙏

1:34 Guy in the back was shocked he went there, then thought that "shit was funny as fuck" 😂

Rest In Peace Ralphie - ❤️🙏❤️

This weekend, I am getting some Sausalito's. Also, my favorite. In Honor of Ralphie May. Rest well, Brother, we love you still.

This little bit is so great but does not bleeping the “NWord” kind of ruin it? And also, why bleeping the “NWord” but not bleeping "wet backs"? Why am I censoring my self the “NWord” but I'm saying "wet backs" lightly? I don't know... I guess is just that we tend to make the world so friking complicated. That's why we need comedy, that's why you're missed big man. Rest In Love Ralphie.

@ronaldulyssesswanson6624

3 жыл бұрын

KZread censorship rules, that's why

@misfitbrit1989

3 жыл бұрын

@@ronaldulyssesswanson6624 he said it on another vid on this channel uncensored.

@metalheadrebel

3 жыл бұрын

google is a bit psychotic with how they run their shit

RIP Ralphie , you brought the laughter

Ralphs own laughter was genuine

This set needs more views

Dude. You're awesome. Thanks a million.

Always made me laugh so hard I would crying!!! Miss you big guy RIP

What a guy

Amazing guy,wosh you hadnt left us mate! Youre the only comedian to make me really laugh,i struggle with clinical depression, chronic pain and kidney issues so be a sad day when ive watched all youre youtube uploades. You made the world a nicer place,the world could do with you now! Rest easy mate X

Just don't call me Bud Light😅

Ralphie was so funny and clearly he was also thoughtful. RIP Ralphie.

Am right with you Ralphie. Let it be me.

I love this dude….thanks Ralphie

I loved that man! He's sitting in Jesus's lap making HIM laugh. 😂

The main reason Ralphie is so doggone funny is he's taking us back to the 60s and 70s where there were so many TV sitcoms which built their huge fan hoods on all sides of the fences, by making fun of all types of racism by pitting them against one another. I.e. All In The Family, The Jeffersons, Sanford and Son, In Living Color and the list goes on and on. Nowadays, this nuanced generation would be appalled and offended because of their deeply embedded resentfully negative take on everything, leaving no room for an open sense of humor. So sad to say the least.

Miss you Ralphie❤

Omg I miss this beautiful human being

I am high ass hell and laughing my ass off. I can’t believe I haven’t seen this one yet!!!

Not only is he not afraid to speak the truth. But able to inspire people through laughing their ass off. I'm sorry I'll miss you. But to date my personal favorite comedien out there. Nothing wrong with being correct

Awesome ❤️

This guy could single handedly break down barriers

You were so funny! But also truth in those jokes! I hope we all can use your wit and wisdom, make your words come true. RIP in peace🙏🕊❤

man. i knew Ralphie was thick but i didnt know he was this deep! R.I.P.

1 of the greatest to ever do it...... R.I.P 🙏

Love this guy. Ralphie May will be missed. RIP BROTHER 😢

RIP Mr May. Truly one of the greatest

Im probably would have gotten kicked out laughing so d@mn hard😂😂😂

Powerful!!!

LOL!!!! The cookie joke! Good lord how amazing. Edit: my face hurts from smiling hahahah

WHAT AN AMAZING PERFORMANCE!

We need voices like this again in comedy and the world again

Never expected him to drop the n bomb lol

Love u Ralphie you were one of the best you can always make people laugh and you also speak the truth you deserved to live forever making people happy RIP❤️

We need these cookies. Id support them.

Love this 😂

The best ever rests in peace in a beautiful black and white crystal castle filled with magestic black and white horses and stunning labyrinthine gardens, because our brother Ralphie deserves the best in the after life. May All Gods Bless You Dear Ralphie May 🙏❤️

Loved it.