I think my favorite Mexican joke was with Andrew Schultz, he was like "Egyptians got the Pyramids people keep saying "oh the aliens helped them build that and all that shit" but Mexico has Pyramids too.... No one questions who built those" 😂😂😂

@DavidElendu

2 жыл бұрын

Mexican jokes be hitting it

@Maniacsface

2 жыл бұрын

Pyramids are super tough to build. Lol

@tdallas3743

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZIh7pKlxfJbdZps.html

@dragonnuma9965

2 жыл бұрын

Lol oh shit

@analyzetheblock1157

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

Blacks n Mexicans Say The Funniest Race Jokes about Each other😂😂. It’s like Yo Cousin Talkin Shit bout u😂😂😂🤷🏾‍♂️🇲🇽

@haysoos7945

2 жыл бұрын

Facts bro 😂😂😂

@brewcityred7616

2 жыл бұрын

But I hate how with Black people, it's always "blacks are lazy and don't wanna do nun but the Hispanics are the hardest working" that shit is so old and corny now to keep running with that racist ass myth about our own just for a laugh.

@anonymouslakernerd7214

2 жыл бұрын

@@brewcityred7616 I agree. Also think it's corny to put on the fake Mexican accent and do a hat dance for no reason.

@1N3SOUL

2 жыл бұрын

Shiiiiiit we are cousins 😂😂😂

@juniorjay3240

2 жыл бұрын

And it’s all love 💪🏾😂

He killed me with the “we’re finished fucker!” 😂

@descendantofchaoscontrover7046

2 жыл бұрын

We need another job😂😂😂😂

@zackzues4830

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@angelgirl3188

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌

@aquietplace5832

2 жыл бұрын

That made it authentic!

@VySharieff

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely the Hard R🤣😭😭😭 I love it!

" Hold on G O D, I gotta built this my self ? Ain't you son a carpenter" 🤣🤣🤣

@TheBrob1983

2 жыл бұрын

Noah didnt know gods son because jesus came to earth dam near a few thousand years later

@rideswithtasha2358

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jaredlhulum

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheBrob1983 Jesus is a part of the godhead, so he existed before the world was created. In fact, he took part in the creation. He became a man thousands of years later. Go read the gospel of John, chapter 1. But anyway, it was just a joke.

@TheBrob1983

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaredlhulum the gospel of john also written long after noah was gone.man did not know about gods son then.if they did there would be scripture on it in the old testament where noahs story is written.that is also why the people who follow the old testament books and storys(quran and torah has them) do not believe jesus was the son of god,they believe him to be just like the other prophets.the testament tells the life of jesus here on earth and his teachings about the holy trinity the older dudes did not know. The divine birth and his dad giving him that name was not told in the old testament.i get your making jokes but its not factual

@Yawsuke

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheBrob1983 part of the funny of the joke is that his timing is off Mr. Anal

I'm Mexican I grew up in Charlotte N.C. and black dudes were my mainz..now I'm back in California where my family is from and black/brown relations is actually bad..it sucks because I know for a fact black/brown unity can be a powerful thing

@mistercutright

2 жыл бұрын

Ayyye thats whats up! Im still in Charlotte...its gentrified than a mug

@jaquin103

2 жыл бұрын

@@mistercutright yea..I left back in 2011 and even then I started seeing gentrification with all the walmarts and dollar generals popping up

@RyderGroveSt

2 жыл бұрын

Depends on where you’re at in California. San Diego black and brown relations is great ! Now in Long Beach it’s a different story…

@illijah

2 жыл бұрын

@@RyderGroveSt bay area too. It's really just large pockets of LA.

@mariowalker9048

2 жыл бұрын

Oh nice. Tons of Mexicans been moving to NC in the past 20 years.

as a mexican, mexican jokes are the funniest ones. it makes us feel more included and loved because we already say harsh jokes to our cousins, nieces, and nephews. it's like hearing a family member make a great joke about you

@johrathbun

2 жыл бұрын

!como americano que vive en mexico, apoyo este mensaje!

@TheeJosephSantos

2 жыл бұрын

My mom called me maricon in front of our gay cousins and we all laughed.

@weekendnomad5038

Жыл бұрын

This legit put my brother in a depression. I tell him not to take it serious what they say

@lacholo1766

Жыл бұрын

Of course We don’t have any prejudice We progress Doing this waking up in the morning and go to work

@dangerruss6823

Жыл бұрын

Personally me and my cousins call each other spicks 😂😂

I'm mexican and you just won a subscriber, we appreciate that others notice our hard work.

@crystalmasters8582

2 жыл бұрын

💜

@robertmenendez1399

2 жыл бұрын

Hey bro all the best people I've hired for work at my home have been Mexican

@tahzibizimungu7677

2 жыл бұрын

Do you care when they note that the motivation for them is being illegal?

@bigstevie1690

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's a well known fact at this point I'm Scottish and would be surprized if there were even any Mexicans in the whole country and I knew that stereotype

@artysmotorsports

2 жыл бұрын

Tell him brother...

i love that we as black and brown brothers and sisters are allowed to speak on each other in humor. With out getting upset.

He’s been doin the same joke for 10 years….works every time

@tashajackson7968

2 жыл бұрын

Right and right 😂😂😂

@michaelmoran8430

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@geocyo8835

2 жыл бұрын

Mike Epps method of comedy, huh? lol

@bigmike3007

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes the joke is a joke and someone trying to get the point across

@trickynick4989

2 жыл бұрын

He definitely needs new jokes

"G.O.D., ain't your son a carpenter?" Well he's got a point there.

@notyourmomyousnowflake3533

2 жыл бұрын

hate to bust your bubble, but Jesus wasn't born when the ark was being built... but is a funny joke if you ignore the facts...

@paulk5311

2 жыл бұрын

@@notyourmomyousnowflake3533 neither were their individual races when it was built. that happened after the flood at the tower of babel. to me comedy is not funny when it perverts such info.

@eliv.o7105

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulk5311 …after the Tower of Babel…you must be a comedian…

"We knee'd anutter yob !" that was perfect. This was a great set. Looking forward to more.

I need to see the whole set lol

@ucanthandlethetruth6600

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 I'm searching his name right now! 🤣✌🏾❤...His channel is @ItsDLai.

@KarKingz1

2 жыл бұрын

Man Facts 🤣🤣💀

@jamallewis3113

2 жыл бұрын

Right they need to start putting the link to the full sets

@tylerking5354

2 жыл бұрын

On Gee OH Dee somebody better drop the full set link in the scahhh rip!

@abdulazizyalahow3238

2 жыл бұрын

Fact 💯

My white neighbors keep asking me "how can you work outside when its so hot!?" When I was redoing my landscaping, digging trenches,etc in July & August in Dallas🔥 & I would always reply "I'm Mexican" 🤷🏻‍♀️& laugh 😆

@paulk5311

2 жыл бұрын

you should have said you have grown soft but that is the way people did it for thousands of years. they did not use heat or cold as an excuse to get out of work like lazy america does now. i know many people who work in those conditions and they are not of a certain color. they are hard workers because of their upbringing.

@doncheadle6127

2 жыл бұрын

August in Dallas ? Don't make me laugh! Come see the indian construction workers in August in Dubai and witness some serious heat!

@TomikaKelly

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not White, but I used to think this too when I would see Mexican roofers in the middle of August in Miami. Clearly I could've never survived slavery. 🥴

@edithdlp8045

2 жыл бұрын

@@TomikaKelly me neither, I am anemic white and turn red like a lobster in half an hour in Los Angeles' heat during August.

@montanaplease

Жыл бұрын

I must have some lazy neighbors. My neighbors are up from sun up to sundown busting their ass’s getting stuff done and they’re pretty much all white

native “mexicans” (mexico wasn’t a country yet, so they were just native americans) were actually forced into encomienda system by the spanish. there’s not an english translation of that word but it basically just means they were forced into labor. the natives escaped and fought back or were killed by disease and the system failed

@bOmBAsTiK

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's Netflix special level of discourse...he's funny but more at the Comic View level, no shade just facts.

@Catnipfumar

2 жыл бұрын

Another like minded person, people always tell me all your I know at all, or you want a whole novel, it's hard being smart, and it's hard being factual when it comes to actual history, and I say, American history, not just my Native American history or my African American history. All that went down from the year 1492, until now is American history. I'm glad that you value learning, and you like to read, because reading is how we get our IQs up. This is what separates us from the other animals, good job, keep up the good work. I'll talk about this all the time, let Google be your friend, every question you may have go after Google learn something. 😁

@dznutzonfyre4432

2 жыл бұрын

Blah blah blah. We just tryin to laugh

@SkeemieTV

2 жыл бұрын

@@dznutzonfyre4432 as a black man i was just about to say let’s just laugh 😭😭😭😭😭

@RedRiverMan

2 жыл бұрын

i like it that someone is provoked to deeper level thinking and connecting the funny to the historical, its one of the reasons comics should be able to say what they want-short of threatening with any type of violence to someone I believe. Also, on that line, it is true that natives were enslaved by the thousands and it is never talked about. The new diseases did a number on them, true, but the cruelty and introduction of barabaric European customs also messed up the system because the Native American was not used to all the sudden traumatic change. Africans had been in contact with Europeans and others for centuries before slavery and many came already Catholic or Muslim to America. My people-Africans- lived so long under slavery not just because we didn't revolt-we did, hundreds if not thousands of times both at the slave ports in Africa and in all the Americas with some success in South America. The problem was that we didn't know the land and because we hadn't had ancestors buried there we weren't connected to the land for a long time. Now I believe we are. Natives could fight and then run because their relatives were in the woods or at least they knew the woods, its plants and animals, spiritual technologies, etc. We did not have the same advantages as natives but we were cursed to have immunity to most European diseases and some SOuth Americans because we were from the same latitude and we had traded with whites for so long and had intermarried even in Africa and so we had built a recognition of their diseases and knew how to treat them in ways the native didn't. Fascinating, complex and sad yet hopeful because THE RED MAN AND THE BLACK MAN ARE STILL HERE despite all efforts to the contrary, praise God!

Hold up G O D.... That's how I'm going to start my prayer from now on.

@thegodblogger3812

2 жыл бұрын

And you will be the only one He listens too. Bet.

“Ain’t yo son a carpenter” That had me crying

"Aren't your son a carpenter?" - that's pretty good, lol.

I'm getting Tommy Davidson vibes 😂😂😂

@dvdndsWill

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t tell him that..lol

@carllee9479

2 жыл бұрын

@@dvdndsWill right?! Haha! His Tommy experience is hilarious!

@teedapro4222

2 жыл бұрын

His idol became his rival🤦‍♂️

@cityguy412

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/a6Cg1cGtprDOhcY.html 😄

@trickynick4989

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t ever in your life disrespect Tommy like that. He’s actually funny 😂

“Ain’t cho son a carpenter!” That sheeeeit had me dying roflmao

My grass guy is Mexican! He’s a blessing to me! We have a hard time communicating sometimes but he’s always about the work! Fast, clean, and efficient! Occasionally we talk and laugh briefly about this and that but he’s a genuinely good dude overall! Peace and blessings to my hard working Mexican brothers✊🏾🇲🇽

"Ain your son a carpenter"and "we're finished"actually got me lmfao fam how do you FINISH picking cotton

He did the Puerto Rican accent instead of the Mexican accent.

@JoJo-lr9dw

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah only people who grew up on the east coast and puerto ricans would catch that haha

@bOmBAsTiK

2 жыл бұрын

I caught that too

@faithunica1863

2 жыл бұрын

Sounded more Dominican to me 🤷‍♀️🤣

@devinkk

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was like... Dude is salsa dancing and sounding like Scarface talking about Mexicans. 😐

@AntiMasonic93

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he should have mentioned Mariachi music and danced to it.

😭😭😭🤣🤣 I haven’t seen his comedy in a while 🔥🔥 he is hilarious

@free4all975

2 жыл бұрын

😍

@PhillyTom

2 жыл бұрын

The man is very funny. Never heard of him. Great future

I've never seen a homeless Hispanic ever

@jdfodio

2 жыл бұрын

Because they all live together and don't kick people out to be "independent".

@amortranquilo661

2 жыл бұрын

Truth. Familia!

@goldenera765

2 жыл бұрын

Come to San Antonio Tx, they everywhere

@Middy3

2 жыл бұрын

@@goldenera765 damn really? that's crazy

@lisa196409

2 жыл бұрын

You got to look around lots and lots of them

Nigga said “ain’t yo son a carpenter?” 😂😂

@GiftsbyChosen

2 жыл бұрын

I hollered 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“English is hard, I no like” 😂😂😂

Unironically one of the best 3 min in front of the laugh factory logo i have bare to witness. Took a second to start laughin but once i did i never stopped. Would love to see this mans full set

This would been have soooo funny on Comic View in the late 90’s

@danschumacher5427

2 жыл бұрын

And 2000

WE NEED A FULL SET!! 😂😂😂

He’s invited to the carne asada funny af 😂

That’s real talk. I’m mexican mexican, born in México, no mexican american. Every person I know that goes to the States it’s because: 1- They got offered a big job there 2- They want to work there because of the money 3- They found a girl/man over there and fell inlove, so they go over there to work lol We just wanna get paid goddamnit, nobody wants to be a drug dealer, narco, criminal, etc. Y’all americans need to chill, I’ve talked about this with americans and most of them think we like that narco shit, WE HATE IT. We just wanna work and provide for our family like any other person in the USA. Also, we fucking love everyone, we don’t hate, so y’all can come to México, y’all gonna eat good, party good and live good no cap.

@ramonhernandez4101

2 жыл бұрын

What part of Mexico? 😂 Doesn’t sound like the Mexico I know

@ronidave7115

2 жыл бұрын

@@ramonhernandez4101 lol what part are you from?

@ramonhernandez4101

2 жыл бұрын

@@ronidave7115 south Texas border. Mexico isn’t all beaches and margaritas 😂

@azcardinalds2360

2 жыл бұрын

It’s crazy people be finding love in other countries I can’t even find a relationship in my own town 😂 like my cousins uncle has a gf from Mexico

@jamesmartinez2039

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a very American thing to say 🤔

I’m crying literal tears😂😂😂😂😂I need to see the rest

@DrMathOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

...... that's what SHE said 👀😇. Lol

"We're finished fucker" had me crying

“Ain’t your son a carpenter…!” 🤣😂🤔😎😅😜⚔️🤣🤔🤣😂

Very funny @itsdlai 🤣🤣🤣 We want more of this!

Mexicans are dope AF 😂🙌🏽♥️ got mad mad love for y’all

Clean laugh. 🤣🤣🤣. Love and respect. I’ve roommated with Hispanic people several times and I have mad respect for them. 💪🏾

This is absolutely pure gold!!

They ARE the hardest workers! To be honest, I don’t even think they work soo hard for the bread. I truly believe they simply enjoy working HARD AF!

@julianrojas4792

2 жыл бұрын

That might be true. Id rather work with my hands than sit in an office. Most of my family and friends r like that also

"Mexicans are some of the hardest workers next to blk ppl" 😂😂🤣🤣 That was funny

@germanalvizo3192

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno bout all that. Ask around people will let ya know what coworkers do what

@coldblooded568

2 жыл бұрын

Um no it wasn't

@ajcastillo999

2 жыл бұрын

Think he got it backwards. But still funny af

@godson5877

2 жыл бұрын

@@ajcastillo999 who do u think built this country. How many Mexicans helped build the White House . Or pentagon. Or us road ways railroads?? None

@ajcastillo999

2 жыл бұрын

@@godson5877 irishmen did more for this county 😂.. but keep telling yourself different?! Who is the leader in unemployment?! Who is the ones most incarcerated?! Who are the ones that work grueling jobs for shit pay.. rather then begging for change they sale shit!? && still manage to send money back home to another country? Soo “the devil” get the fuck outta here with your oppressed shit.. you ain’t nothing close to a devil.. don’t call yourself something you ain’t

Yooooooo everyone needs to comment we need the full set!!!!!! This was funny as helllllll "we finish fucker" lmfao

I love when I stumble upon gems like this on KZread

I’m from West Coast and even I knew that no Mexican ever says papi, that’s some Puerto Rican stuff right there. I like how he said my Latino ppl and continues on to only talk about Mexicans, while doing a Puerto Rican accent , that was funny to me.

@enriquechocair7213

2 жыл бұрын

I'm from mexico. I get called papi every wednesday at the market. "Un kilo de tomate, papi, algo más?"

@shadynumbers8561

2 жыл бұрын

@@enriquechocair7213 he probly likes you!

@enriquechocair7213

2 жыл бұрын

@@shadynumbers8561 Nah, it is really common here at Mexico City. It is like calling you "rey" or "güero". It's kinda a "chaca" thing.

@shadynumbers8561

2 жыл бұрын

@@enriquechocair7213 well we’re not talking about Mexico City, we are talking about the West Coast, no mexican in the states says that.

@shadynumbers8561

2 жыл бұрын

@SCREWSTON TEXAS 🤣 bruhh what the!

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 My 2022 has started... this is good. Appreciate It.

how am i just seeing this now,, i'm laughing huge and smiling loud. love love it

Bruhhhhh I'm in tears

When he started naming the disciples...💀😂

@alexchavez3244

2 жыл бұрын

And Jesus Christ as well I died

We finished fucka! OMG and the little dance at the end killed it!

That was hilarious! Being mexican and black I can relate to everything he said. I like to believe I get my swag when it comes to my shoes and clothing from my black side. As for my hard work I owe that to my mexican side! My mexican grandfather taught me not to be scared to get my hands dirty and take pride in all the work I do from landscaping, construction, mechanic and any other labor job imaginable.

@rbrtrdz9574

Жыл бұрын

Totally true about not being afraid to get your hands dirty. I always tell people, notice how White folks wear gloves, goggles and noise guards to now the lawn. They fear work! Meanwhile, my Mexican brothers are climbing a tree, mowing lawns snd building walls with no gear. Lol

Great routine would love to see the whole set🙏🏾♾💯📡💨🔥

When he said bandaaaaaa lol 😂 I lost it lol 😭😭😭😂😂😂

DLai hits every time

The energy awsome... Loved it

We're finished 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that is the most Mexican thing I've heard in awhile it's like I went on a vacation to Mexico and I just got back.

D'Lai is whole legend in comedy people!!!!

LMAO. That joke is fucking great.

this was incredible

I actually love how they try to speak English it brings my to tears I be so damn proud ❤

@Emoney559

2 жыл бұрын

Me speaky espanesh,and i try englesh ,me happy me make you proud

@smokeymcpot69

Жыл бұрын

@@Emoney559 Tommy Liky, Tommy want wingy!

I needed a lough thumbs up homie

*”standup comedy is hard but when you get in a groove and win the crowd over, it’s nothing like it, nothing beats it” - MELL DUNEY 616*

I was like I’ve heard these jokes before and sure enough he has a stand up where he uses this material. He fn hilarious.

I started giggling at the title before I even watched I knew it was gonna be 😭

Lmao he can do very well in this comedy game! Keep grinding!

Aye I’m in tears 😭😂😂😂

This was a lot funnier than I expected.

i know this whole set was funny as hell lol

D lai hahaha I missed him he's so funny so glad to see him still doing his thing!!!!

Lol if the Brutha read a little more like Eddie griffin. He would know exactly why Mexicans were not slaves in North America.

Damn laughing so hard I’m late for work😂😂😂😂😂

OMG! I love him...he is so funny and animated 😂😂😂

This is truly epic!

Man, he had me crying!!!!🤣🤣🤣

That’s some smart comedy right there bro. 👌🏾

D ‘Lai a fool boy 😭😭😭😭😭

Give us more of him!

Hilarious. Great observations and takes

this is gold lol

This was hilarious 😂

I didn’t find this funny but great! I’m so very happy you’re representing our country and how great it is

We need waaaay more D’Lai. Kinda upset with his inconsistency frfr he funny af

Man this was funny😂😂😂

I don’t care who you are, that right there, was funny as fXXK

@thegodblogger3812

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, Superbowl comedy.

This is gold

The best three minutes in comedy!

"Aint yo son a carpenter?" Jokes dont even gotta make sense when they this funny 😭😭

As a Mexican I approve of this message.

@ruel.e.i.

Жыл бұрын

THE WORLD APPROVES OF LATINO MEN🔥THEY BE WORKING🔥

He killed it! and he made some good points. Want to see more

Yooooo I’m dead☠️ he got me with the” hol up G O D I know you supposed to be all knowing” 😂

This nigga said 3 summers😂😂😂😂

He said Mexicans are the hardest workers next to black people🤣🤣🤣 this guy is funny 🤣🤣🤣 ...hard working black people 🤣🤣🤣

@MrEd4win

2 жыл бұрын

What the fuck you trying to say weirdo??

@krazykaye8843

2 жыл бұрын

I knew that I would find a racist and unnecessary comment if I just kept scrolling 🙄 Always an idiot in the bunch!

@housemann7481

2 жыл бұрын

@@krazykaye8843 wait... what I said was racist, but the bit about Mexicans wasn’t...? 🤣 all I was saying is that “ hard working” isn’t a black stereotype that I ever heard of. Don’t be so sensitive this is the comedy section of you tube, not the SJW section.

@militantsloth9765

2 жыл бұрын

@@housemann7481 No his bit was complementing Mexicans and you turned it into something racist...always idiots like you in the bunch .

He started of shakes for me but ending up killin it! 😂😂😂

This dude has a great energy.

Man where’s the whole set?this guy is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💦

This is comedy gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

This is such a good bit😂

I've belly laughed throughout the whole set. :'D

He worked for those laughs!!

I like how he’s talking about Mexicans using a Cuban accent 🤣😂😂🤣🤣

Hardest workers next to black people? THAT was funny!

The best joke was when he said that black people work. Good material! Love the stand up! 😂