Where did dry bar find black Jeff Goldblum? 😂

@CONEHEADDK

7 ай бұрын

@b.kogotmay

7 ай бұрын

😂

@theskyisfallingtom

7 ай бұрын

Exactly!😅😅😅😅😅

@Shastavalleyoutdoorsman

7 ай бұрын

Oh dammit 😂

@SuperJ213

7 ай бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking!

I went to high school with this guy. He’s a very good person. Please support him.

@divakim206

7 ай бұрын

I have to ask, are you one of the 11 black classmates? 😆🤣😭

@patttrick

7 ай бұрын

How old is he 50? I'm 57.

@marvinbrown8876

7 ай бұрын

Sounds like he's tap dancing for whites folk to me!

@melaninfuture

7 ай бұрын

No thanks. I only support Black people.

@blackberrydreamsz

7 ай бұрын

He's hilarious! 😂

My uncle told me once, They my people, but I got to love some of them from a distance. So true

@paulbush2249

6 ай бұрын

True for people in general

@zhuangcorp

6 ай бұрын

Thats a good way to think of it

@swiftkarma4436

6 ай бұрын

​@@paulbush2249seriously true

@thesupervisor3270

6 ай бұрын

I was told this by my parents and I tell my kids this too 😆🤷🏾‍♂️

@bibleandthegeek

5 ай бұрын

Facts.

“Mind your business” is a survival skill taught to black kids from a young age.

@NECKBRACEBRO

2 ай бұрын

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

@LordOfSweden

2 ай бұрын

Even more to whites who have to stay around them

@DerwinDaDestroyer

2 ай бұрын

Bruh 😂

@shaystern2453

Ай бұрын

the black code of silence

@echt114

Ай бұрын

And it reinforces a dysfunctional culture/society. The examples in the video might be funny, but the results of not looking after your fellow human beings when they could be in danger has some serious negative consequences. If it becomes accepted that "that's just the way things are" it never gets any better.

"Black people are scared of black people too". Facts 🤣🤣

@elikemohammed7181

7 ай бұрын

It’s always better when you say it! 😂😂😂

@Steph-kb1dw

7 ай бұрын

@@elikemohammed7181 Coward

@blabberer8950

7 ай бұрын

Now that is racist. C'mon!

@petergreene9312

7 ай бұрын

Speak for yourself

@John-sy6zc

6 ай бұрын

​@@blabberer8950Nah

As a Black man, I have Black radar. I'm not scared of most of the black people everyone else is scared of, but every once in a while I'll see a bunch of Black teenagers in a rough area looking at me like I'm dinner, and I do an immediate about face and bolt out of that area.

@ExposetheManosphere

7 ай бұрын

Lmao. I think most Black people do a better job at telling the difference between the class of Black people.

@rachoue13

7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@sinsgalore5146

7 ай бұрын

Color don't scare me black, white, latino, southeast asian, don't matter. I see a group of 15 years olds, I'm scared

@donnielovett6991

7 ай бұрын

I’m only scared of the dogs that roam the neighborhood

@terpry72

7 ай бұрын

Right! The black people that white people are scared of "I'm like those are not the ones to be worried about" LOL

“Kids tease you just because you are different. It’s not racial.” Thank you sir, for your sensibility!

@lawtraf8008

6 ай бұрын

It depends lol

@SelectiveSocial401

5 ай бұрын

Sometimes it is racial.

@a.f.2330

4 ай бұрын

@@SelectiveSocial401 Exactly, if the only difference between you and the other kids is your race

@wesleygary6651

4 ай бұрын

what? A democrat told me different. It can't be true. I've been a kid and yeah i teased and bullied other kids and the same happened to me. It had everything to do with race. We were all white.

@jasonborne5724

4 ай бұрын

Forget being black, that’s easy. Try being a fat kid with red hair and glasses…..

As a white man married to a black woman, I'll freely admit I'm scared of groups of black people too (if I don't know them). Likewise, my wife is uncomfortable being the only POC among a large group of whites, so we try not to put each other in those situations. Just celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary, so must be doing something right!

@thombaz

6 ай бұрын

POC?

@CMP-st5wh

6 ай бұрын

Discomfort from not being in charge is quite different then a justified fear of losing your life simply for existing lol.

@lawtraf8008

6 ай бұрын

@@CMP-st5wh You're clearly clueless

@infintyplus

5 ай бұрын

Poc means...." pulling out cash" 😉

@neils68

5 ай бұрын

​@@thombazpeople of color.

Dude, this guy should narrate books or do calming voice therapy. An amazing voice and really funny to boot

@teebellerina8783

7 ай бұрын

Dude sounds and looks like Jeff Goldblum!

@thanksfernuthin

7 ай бұрын

That's true. Great voice.

@melaniestarkey7868

7 ай бұрын

I agree, he does have a nice sounding voice and he's absolutely hilarious.

@TheJagjr4450

7 ай бұрын

I said man this guy sounds incredible, then when I saw him on screen I said is that Jeff Goldblum?

@tracyturner-browne4012

7 ай бұрын

@@teebellerina8783 Exactly!!! I was just going to leave a comment about Jeff goldblum but you beat me to it!!!!😊

The stories, the voice, the Goldblum vibe, all works 😁 Hope to see a full special.

@mrssmith1691

7 ай бұрын

That's who he reminded me of! Thank you.

@papagrounds

7 ай бұрын

Now that you said it, he is the black version of Goldblum! That is amazing! 😂👌

@jaredsummers1846

7 ай бұрын

Jeff Goldblum was great and so is this guy, I hope they meet in real life soon!

@AtlanticPicture

7 ай бұрын

@@jaredsummers1846 Jeff is awesome, he's so weird in Guardians of the Galaxy they told him "just be yourself" 😂

@ppoonjr

7 ай бұрын

I thought he was a black Goldblum too

I’m black and I am a little alarmed when I see 50 or more black people 😂

@freeindeed8416

7 ай бұрын

A little? If it ain’t work or church I’m out✌🏾

@Peakfreud

7 ай бұрын

Alarmed? Yeah if im ever in a setting and everyones blk im out....

@gripwilson6229

7 ай бұрын

Nah you just so happen to be black....huge difference

@erikrichards5072

7 ай бұрын

50 black people, a football team!

@tgar6663

7 ай бұрын

lol, even little League football games getting shot up now because 5 year old Trevante AIN'T starting.

The gay neighbors bit was spot on!

We all get along WAAAYYYYY more than the media says we do. Love you all. Stay safe and united yall❤

@arty712

7 ай бұрын

Facts! “The News”, is the original reality show; very little reality in it.

@machtnichtsseimann

7 ай бұрын

True! White people get along WAYYYYYY better with Blacks than the Media says we do. You stay safe and united as well. Peace.

@ayro0638

7 ай бұрын

These are facts

@lostinnadrip9261

7 ай бұрын

Lies

@davidherzing1496

7 ай бұрын

FBI crime statistics do not agree with you

Years ago I was running to the parking ramp to avoid the traffic after a Vikings game. As I was running up behind a black guy and apparently startled him. He turned around and said “ you’re white, thank goodness “

@abwexposed9890

7 ай бұрын

😂

@premium7182

7 ай бұрын

😂

@chantalgreen9035

4 ай бұрын

I,m caucasian and I,ve been scared of other caucasians.

@inconnu4961

3 ай бұрын

@@chantalgreen9035 Especially the ones with NO TEETH! They be up to no good!

@joegim711

2 ай бұрын

I'm Asian and one day I was walking on the sidewalk behind a young black man when it was already dark. I guess he sensed that someone was behind him. He quickly turned around with a startled expression and then let out a sigh of relief when he saw I was Asian.

That “I’m going out there” is SO REAL! I grew up in Baltimore City and that was always my dad. We’d wake up in the middle of the night to some strange noise and my dad would be out there a minute later with his flashlight.

Ok, this dude has great stage presence. I'm definitely looking for more of his work.

@thepoweroftheoilofjoy

Ай бұрын

He really does

I worked for a black lady for 10 years, almost. One day she said to me, out of nowhere, “I think I’m gonna halfta sell my house.“ I asked why. She replied, “They's too many black people moving in.“ I smiled. “You know if I said that, you could call me a racist.“ She smiled and said, “I know! But I can say it cuz I’m black.” I asked, “Why don’t you want black people moving into your neighborhood?“ “I like living around white people. White people treat me good! White people take care of their yards. And white people don’t blast their music at 1 o’clock in the morning. Nobody in my neighborhood has ever had to call the police because someone was playing their music too loud.“ It’s fun when you have a chance to really get to know black people up close and personal. Ruthie was born in 1949 and grew up in Tennessee, raised by her grandmother and grandfather. She lived Segregation. She went to all-black schools where the textbooks were all stamped "Discard." They got the textbooks the white school threw away. She lived the civil rights movement.

@nameirrelevant0

6 ай бұрын

As a white guy who's had the cops called on him for playing loud music at night (not the smartest time in my life) I'm glad she got to live around some good people. At this point in history, it's really not even about race anymore. Some people want to be safe, some people want to make everything about them. Moving based on that is just smart.

@kman-mi7su

6 ай бұрын

Did the same as her and I'm black and grew up in a very black space in New Jersey. I have family still there and it's RARE I ever go back there to visit. The murder, robbery, and shooting rates have gone through the roof there and it's nothing like what it was in the early 80s when I was a kid there.

@Yeshuathefirstandthelast.7

6 ай бұрын

@@nameirrelevant0 True.

@tubekxb

6 ай бұрын

In college, one of my co-workers, a black woman in her early 30s, said the same thing. This was 90s Chicago, and she said, “I gotta move, cause the new landlord let too many BLANK move into the building.”

@kman-mi7su

6 ай бұрын

@@tubekxb Sad but true, "Where's there's more than three, I will not be" and yes, I'm black.

Roderick was my next door neighbor growing up. Knew he was a comedian, but never heard him before...this dude is Legit!!!!

@eileenhaslof1696

7 ай бұрын

That's very cool!!!😊

@chesscomsupport8689

6 ай бұрын

How's your boyfriend Brian doing?

@Squee_Dow

6 ай бұрын

@@chesscomsupport8689 🤣

@justicedemocrat9357

6 ай бұрын

Did you and the black guy kiss on the lips?

I would like to live in a neighborhood of (almost) ALL Black grandmothers! They have a lot of knowledge to impart, they're great cooks, they take no crap from anyone, and they're hilarious!

@williamdriskell3722

Ай бұрын

I second that lol. nothing like that old fashioned southern charm from grannies.

Speaking as a black person, I sometimes see a black person and have to cross the street.

@kathyshelton9708

7 ай бұрын

Lolololol

@ObviouslyNotYou

7 ай бұрын

That’s racial profiling

@spencerhonda7445

7 ай бұрын

I'm white and often do the same with white folks. 🤷😂

@jaysrandomnesschannel

7 ай бұрын

@@ObviouslyNotYou I'm black as well and I definitely co-sign to what KirbyLinkACW said 😂

@lizwilson51

7 ай бұрын

For those saying it's racial profiling, it's not. Nobody is going to cross the street if the black person is dressed in suit and tie with a briefcase or dressed up in medical scrubs looking professional. Why? Because we see a person with a valuable job and purpose that has too much to lose to try to commit a crime.

There were about 1300 kids in my high school. Only about 4 or 5 were black. We had a new black kid start and he told us about how he was in the office to get some paperwork sorted. One of the other black boys happened to come in with his mom. The mom got all excited and started hugging him 😄

@tabaxikhajit4541

7 ай бұрын

I get her and I also get how her son wanted to cry in embarassment. Because I would be that mom but for self-control. I try to give my baby all the room to negotiate social moments. But any child in a school predominantly of a different race does not want their mom coming to the rescue after the age of maybe nine. I try to always let him know I am there for him, but I let him fight his battles as he is able. But we must always remember, prejudice for any reason has destroyed lives since the beginning of humanity. It's time to stop. It's time to make a real effort across all populations to accept others and to work for a common goal. We can give every human food and water and basic safety. Ok. I got off topic. Signing out.

@kiemc1855

7 ай бұрын

@tartsonawire: I used to live in a predominantly white town. Whenever I would see another black person we would both be mutually surprised. We would look at each other with excitement, but then give each other a look that said what are you doing here. LOL

@sixtynine2856

7 ай бұрын

​@@tabaxikhajit4541Ma'am. You are what's right in this world. I will stand by you if you ever run for office.

@sixtynine2856

7 ай бұрын

​@@kiemc1855😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tabaxikhajit4541

7 ай бұрын

@@sixtynine2856 That is sweet. Thank you. I just pay attention so I can use my vote for good. I hope you will always do the same. We can stand together and vote, because there are crazy people in office due to a lack of educated voters, and it could get worse, again. Make America safe from insurrectionists.

I'm as white as snow and I moved into a black neighborhood. Oh my gosh, I AM the white guy in the black neighborhood that he described. I never thought about it before, but his narrative is spot on.

This video needs to be much longer. I could listen to this man for an hour. Sharp and true, the best kind of funny.

@smuller8988

4 ай бұрын

I`m not into audiobooks but I would listen to him narrate the phone book. Such a soothing voice.

I'm black and scared of em too...can't lie. I live by "More than two, what do you do??" "When you see three, you must flee!" "Four or more, time to hit the door!" 😂😂😂😂

@shellswetrick3395

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@olliefoxx7165

7 ай бұрын

If there's five you ain't leavin alive

@Sublime_1

7 ай бұрын

Lmao. That's funny stuff.

@MZRTMusic254

7 ай бұрын

If I see two sagging teenagers with dreadlocks in a white vest approach I'll either turn around or pretend I live in the next house😂

@Lee-oj3ro

7 ай бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣😂😂@@olliefoxx7165

Lol Jeff Goldblum in disguise

@marylandgirl9246

7 ай бұрын

Exactly. I knew I couldn't be the only one who noticed that.

@ibnewton8951

7 ай бұрын

Too true!

@terriwetz6077

7 ай бұрын

OMG yes!! 😂

@mrpipestache2423

7 ай бұрын

Lol 😂

@cwcamper9091

7 ай бұрын

Black Jeff

He is so clever and refreshing. He actually laughs at himself!

Being "scared" and being "aware" are 2 totally different things.

@williamdriskell3722

Ай бұрын

That's basically what my father told us when he said lock the doors as we took a detour off the interstate through Chicaco. Just because we don't hate because of race doesn't mean we still wont get it directed at us.

@RonnyRibs

Ай бұрын

Not really, for instance, in this context, 'I am scared of blacks so I am aware of them'. I am aware of black-on-black crime and that scares me.

@RonnyRibs

Ай бұрын

@@jameslucena1020 I just said he was wrong,did you not read what i said?

@jameslucena1020

Ай бұрын

@@RonnyRibs My bad bro. I'm dumb

@jameslucena1020

Ай бұрын

@@RonnyRibs my bad bro. I misunderstood.

Funny! Our across the street neighbors and friends are a black couple, and we call her our neighborhood watch captain! She works from home and always knows everything going on, greets all the new neighbors. She's awesome. We always let her know when we're going out of town and she keeps an eye on our house, once in a while I'll get a text from her, "there's a tan Yukon in your driveway!"

@SONNYHOTmusic

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@supreme5998

7 ай бұрын

As a tan Yukon, I can confirm I’m sometimes in the driveway.

@draco4540

7 ай бұрын

it's nice when neighbors actually keep an eye on your house or at the very least keep an interest on what's going on in the neighborhood to see if any criminal activity is going on. occasionally, i'll hear reports about break-ins into homes. granted, there is a fine line between being a nosy karen and being a concerned neighbor.

@K2J35

6 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's white supremacy. I'm not exactly sure how that is white supremacy since everything is white supremacy today, but I'm pretty sure it's white supremacy. I don't make the rules, I just try to ignore them 🤷🏿‍♂

@tatortotsntits5867

6 ай бұрын

That's actually extremely nice to have 😂

I'll admit as a black person that I avoid very black spaces. Mostly night clubs 😅 I went to a white school and black people can sense it 😂 but I also avoid very white places so 🤷‍♀️

@candyxoxo19

7 ай бұрын

It’s troubling that it’s hard to find diversity. I enjoy new movies with diverse casts. Romcoms need more diversity.

@donc2446

7 ай бұрын

As a white guy, I go anyplace that people aren't openly hostile to me.

@axllomein7215

7 ай бұрын

So the questions are, why do you avoid very black spaces, and why do you avoid very white spaces?

@miasmicmuse

7 ай бұрын

@axllomein7215 black people tend to make fun of me being "proper". And I just don't like being around too many white people. Being one of the few in a white school, it's isolating. First day of second grade I was called Blackie and told I couldn't jump rope with the kids I was trying to play with. Really kept to myself after that.

@axllomein7215

7 ай бұрын

@@miasmicmuse Fair, unfortunate, but I get it.

No curse words! I like this comedian!

@faboge

Ай бұрын

he is the best!

You reminded me of the scene from Mean Girls. Cady is the new kid in class. She is from South Africa and Caucasian. The teacher looks at an African American student and says, “Welcome to America!” *click, *click* The girl stares back, bewildered. “I’m from Michigan.”

He's right about that last joke. Except I'd be in my boxers with a twelve gauge. 😂

@brainwashingdetergent4322

7 ай бұрын

Facts

@IvoryS2012

7 ай бұрын

Ha haa you are hilarious 😂 thanks

@Shastavalleyoutdoorsman

7 ай бұрын

@@IvoryS2012 Absolutely not joking... but you're welcome.

@IvoryS2012

7 ай бұрын

@Shastavalleyoutdoorsman I know your not joking that's why I'm laughing. Other people are like he's crazy. Nope. We are just concerned citizens 🙄

@Iron-Bridge

7 ай бұрын

Well technically I ALREADY have a 12 gauge in my boxers, knowwhutimsayin? 😁😁

there's always an element of truth to comedy and he made that clear. He is funny and has a really good voice to boot.

@paceflchick

7 ай бұрын

StereoTruthical

Great! We are all the same. He said it!

He is really funny and he's got a fantastic voice.

For me being a woman it doesn't matter the color. I just avoid a group on men period. And if it's just one individual and I get a bad vibe I will distance myself. I'm white and had to walk home from work one night. There was a white dude and he was on the other side of the street, but seeing him around town before I could tell he was trouble. He was about to cross the street to where I was and I took my pepper spray and held it up my hand where he could clearly see it. He decided not to cross the street.

@u4riahsc

7 ай бұрын

We women have to take so much care - waking, driving, going out anywhere, the predators are out there. I always have pepper spray in my hand when I leave the house.

@pointlessNYC

7 ай бұрын

I was followed by a group of 3 guys getting off the bus one night. Two of them kept trying to make eye contact with me and ask my name. They took all the same turns I did and were laughing and getting closer to me. Luckily a car got between us and I ran the rest of the way home.

@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134

7 ай бұрын

Men don't get it and say we're paranoid but we have to constantly assess risk because men are menacing.

@cydkriletich6538

7 ай бұрын

I feel the same way.

@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134

7 ай бұрын

@pointlessNYC BTW, they follow women even in cars! From the time I was 5 walking home from kindergarten to middle age presently, I have lost count of how many weirdos have pursued me, but around 5 before adulthood, the last time being when I got out of my car to check air pressure on a tire at night in a parking lot. Two guys in the adjacent lot followed me halfway home until I ditched them, the time before that I was driving home from work after midnight and two seemingly drunk guys at a red light started waving and trying to talk to me. I took a bunch of wrong turns and they also followed me - I was about to drive to the state troopers barracks but lost them. When that song "I'm Just a Girl" mentioned not being able to drive at night, it's too true. Twice when I was walking as a child and as a teenager, I approached strangers' doors pretending that I had arrived home to shake predators. I started life in a small city, but it wasn't any better in the suburbs.

It is true and sad all at the same time. Glad someone is bringing this to light.

@billyb4790

6 ай бұрын

For what it’s worth, white people have conditioned themselves to hate their own kind, probably far more than black people ever have 🤷‍♂️

@blabberer8950

4 ай бұрын

No racism please! Thank you!

@inconnu4961

3 ай бұрын

@@blabberer8950 Are you the Wacism Police? They NEED in desperately in the Democrat Party! that thing just OOZING with wacism! help them, you are their only hope! LOL

@Bullybulliez

3 ай бұрын

it what

“There is nothing more painful to me at this stage in my life than to walk down the street and hear footsteps... then turn around and see somebody white and feel relieved.” ― Jesse Jackson

@shelbynamels7948

6 ай бұрын

I was waiting for this quote.

@melaneydees1185

4 ай бұрын

Ooof! But true.

@LucasFernandez-fk8se

3 ай бұрын

If Mr Jackson wasn’t busy making the world where that’s true then I’d feel bad for him. But he actively advocates for criminals to be allowed out of jail BECAUSE of their race 🤦‍♂️. So he gets to forever feel the hypocrisy of his internal emotions vs his actions.

Real comedy from a real person who sees and can present real humor. I love it ❤❤❤

a comedian who didnt use one swear word got his story out there and very funny love it thank you

@roranoazoro6961

6 ай бұрын

?

Ok, let's just all admit that this is funny whether you are black or white. It's reminiscent of how comedy was back in the days before PC culture.

@MonkeyTookMySpoon

7 ай бұрын

For realz

@kevinforeman4485

7 ай бұрын

All in the family & the Jeffersons had crazy racial jokes & we all just laughed.period.

@john2g1

7 ай бұрын

I guess you guys have never heard the infinitely more funny Bill Burr... This is Dry Bar so maybe not.

@pc8679

7 ай бұрын

He’s proof that PC culture can be ignored if you have balls

@kevinforeman4485

7 ай бұрын

@@john2g1 Of course!! Bill Burr that's my man!!! My favorites being " no reason to hit a woman" and " keeping up with my black friends fashion ". Fckn hilarious.

This is why I make it a point to smile when I see us. I’m tired of ppl who look like me frowning at my face

@nicoleraheem1195

7 ай бұрын

Riiiiiiiight

@TheBlvdjewel

7 ай бұрын

I'm with you on that! Some of our folks are so bad that they even look bothered if you give them a closed mouth smile. We have to change that.

@prof3ssor178

7 ай бұрын

​@@TheBlvdjewelYes... it's really bad these days!

@abwexposed9890

7 ай бұрын

​@@TheBlvdjewelit takes some real skill to be blk. The impulse and need to act off of impulse is a real challenge

@TheBlvdjewel

7 ай бұрын

@@abwexposed9890 Agreed! I couldn't have expressed that point better!

There are sketchy apples in every bunch. And that's probably the safest flight you'll ever fly 😂.

This reminded me of my childhood. My mom signed me up for a summer camp, and i whined and complained the whole way there. Did everything I could to get her to turn around so i could spend the summer with my friends at home. She was adamant, and we arrived at...an all-black Christian summer camp with a single mid twenties white councilor. Her immediate reaction? "Well, you don't have to stay if you don't want to, we can just go home." My dad raised me better than that. I knew she was being racist, and I stuck it out. I made her give me some commissary money for snacks during the camp, and made her leave. That camp gave me some of my only positive childhood memories, and I am very grateful to be reminded of it today.

Soul plane 😂😂😂

I like the honesty in this clip and in the comment section 😅😂❤

@CONEHEADDK

7 ай бұрын

Goood comedy brings out the smart and funny cmnts.!

@NEWFIEBULLET-1

7 ай бұрын

@@CONEHEADDK oh for sure

@Calvinje88

7 ай бұрын

the clip and comment section is biased.

@CONEHEADDK

7 ай бұрын

@@Calvinje88 like the rest of the world - how strange...

@Calvinje88

7 ай бұрын

@@CONEHEADDK you’re not scared of black people, you just don’t like black people.

This guy's so nice. And his jokes are funny! And no cussing, no bad words!

He ain’t lying, I’m black when I go to the ATM at night I’m not looking over my shoulder for Chuck or Billy. I’m looking over my shoulder for Demetrius or Darnell.

I live in the woods so if I hear someone getting into my car at 3AM there aren't going to be questions asked and I wont bother putting on socks and boxers either. 🤣

@jaysrandomnesschannel

7 ай бұрын

If I lived in the woods I'd come outside bukket naked to turn em into swiss cheese!😂

@jeremysales1232

7 ай бұрын

​@@jaysrandomnesschannelif I'm in the woods for some weird reason, come across your property somehow, and see a guy wearing nothing but a bucket, I'm clenching cheeks and beating feet!

@jaysrandomnesschannel

7 ай бұрын

@@jeremysales1232 😂😂😂

@OuchingTigerLimpingDragon

7 ай бұрын

That's because it's a bear getting into your car 😆

Would love to see more of Rod Paulette! He’s hilarious, and spot on with dialects, gestures.

@aburden8580

7 ай бұрын

Rumor has it he's never (edited).

very funny, phenomenal delivery and an incredible voice! hope to see more of this gentleman.

Will have to look for his full special!

Black men walking down the street after dark. Spanish men walking down the street after dark. White men walking down the street after dark. These are all people I would avoid, if I were walking down the street after dark.

@rudysal1429

7 ай бұрын

Sexist and racist

@laurabeane8862

7 ай бұрын

That's just a rule. "Nothing good Happens after 1 am."

@monk3110

7 ай бұрын

@@laurabeane8862I thought the saying was nothing good happens past ten? Maybe ppl just rowdier these days and consider more things good?

@abwexposed9890

7 ай бұрын

Nah I see wm or Hispanic Im not all that bothered cause they not gone mess with you unless you in a country area then you might need to watch out. But bm u see them walking after dark in a group in a city or alley u better watch out they feed off of each other's impulse

@Adrian-op5ni

7 ай бұрын

But what about 6pm? Or even 2pm? The same rule doesn’t apply to the other groups. Just blacks.

Rod Paulette has a mastery of timing and delivery.

I never thought I was different……I seriously thought they were the different ones. It’s a matter of perspective and that’s how I raised my sons.

What a good cadence. Absolute radio material.

The reality is EVERY group of people have groups of people of their own race that they are afraid to be around! 😬There are certain times/places where there are pockets of people that seem like they may be up to something I don’t want to be a part of and it does make me nervous🤷🏽‍♀️ Again… It doesn’t matter what group/race of people it is, it happens😂🤷🏽‍♀️

@KARRMA333

7 ай бұрын

Yep as a white person it's the skinheads that scare me.

@mrklean0292

7 ай бұрын

You what though, in my whole 60 years of life, I don't ever remember seeing a group of white people hanging on the street. Then again, I'm 60 and in the house no later than a half-an-hour after sunset too. And I have lived primarily in all black neighborhoods most of my life. Well, I think that explains it. I have never been to areas where there probably are people of other colors hanging out.

@nameirrelevant0

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, it's just facts to say that you can gauge a situation decently well by how people are dressed, how they're carrying themselves, where they are, what time it is, etc. Black guys on a street corner, white guys smelling like booze on 4-wheelers, Latinos rolling up with music blasting out of the car, etc. They all have a few things in common: advantage of numbers, trying to draw attention, and all are usually dudes 16 to 24 or so. Getting out of there is smart no matter what you look like. Carrying a gun too. Stay strapped or get snapped.

@inconnu4961

3 ай бұрын

@@nameirrelevant0 Sounds like the truth to me!

@rkk578

2 ай бұрын

​@@KARRMA333They tend to be harmless, apart from the occasional comment if you happen to be non-white. However, the ones wearing tracksuits with gilets, hoodies with hoods up, in a large group, now there you have a chance to get into trouble, irrespective of the colour of your skin.

I love this dudes honesty....Takes guts to do that these days.

"Why is he interested like that?" Facts

So natural and easy to watch. I can't help but think this guy should go far. Great stuff.

Galatians 3:28 " There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither free nor bond, there is neither male nor female; For ye all are ONE in Christ Jesus." But the routine was hilarious.

@TheLlamaHaze

7 ай бұрын

That's a soteriological passage about Jesus that you're twisting. It means that race, class, and sex won't save your soul, but that doesn't make them nonexistent or meaningless. The same writer, St. Paul, also tells wives to submit to their husbands as they would submit to God and tells slaves to obey even harsh masters faithfully.

@johnnycooper657

7 ай бұрын

@@TheLlamaHaze I won't bandy words with those who refuse to take them in the SPIRITUAL CONTEXT. In the realm of God all these magnified differences will add up to NOTHING. As I read I let the Spirit lead. Unless you seek His light you will not find illumination. Godspeed pilgrims.

@seth101-hv4st

7 ай бұрын

@@TheLlamaHaze 1corinthians 7:21-23 "Were you called while a slave? Don’t let it concern you. But if you can become free, by all means take the opportunity. 22 For he who is called by the Lord as a slave is the Lord’s freedman. Likewise he who is called as a free man is Christ’s slave.23 You were bought at a price; do not become slaves of people."

Same. As an Asian American, some people think I can relate to other Asian Americans. The reality is that I am scared of them. I don't know what they want from me. And, they don't know what they want from me, either. >.>

@teresayeates3437

7 ай бұрын

Same. I am caucasian, I see a group of other caucasians gathered, that do not look like a family and they look over at me, oh dear, if they look at me, scary. Of course I was bullied growing up, being noticed is something I avoid. But I suppose no matter ones race we all have these moments.

@karposca3762

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@thoop

3 ай бұрын

Stop trying to insert asians , no your not scared.

@williamdriskell3722

Ай бұрын

"they don't know what they want from me either" LOL scariest part of all

If I want to literally laugh out loud, I look to the comedians. Rod Paulette, you are very funny! loved it! 🤣

I've never heard of this guy. Good stuff! Funny guy. I'll definitely be keeping an eye out for more of his performances.

thank you - truth is so calming compared to what we are exposed to by the so called everyday "media"

I am crying 😂 😅😅😂😂 this comedian should be more known he is super funny🔥🔥🔥

Funny! That was refreshing, sir. Thank you.

Just discovering Rod Paulette here. He is hilarious! If he came to Panama City, or any city around here, I would definitely go see him.

Woah! That VOICE ❤

At least he's not throwing around the N-word during his routine , like all other Black comics...you can be funny w/o saying N-this, N-that...Kudos to you Rod..

@matthewprince9705

7 ай бұрын

This is Dry Bar comedy, created for mostly clean comedians for the Christian streaming platform/movie studio Angel Studios. It's not HBO stand-up.

@DarrellTurnerJr

7 ай бұрын

Louis C K and the N-word 😐

@0007tad

7 ай бұрын

@@DarrellTurnerJr Louis C K aint funny, but you cant even compare every single black comedian Men and women, their whole skit is N- this , N-that, Richard Prior , never used it , Eddie Murphy rarely, I just find it odd that a Black guy thinks its funny , Dave Chappell , he's a different Cat , Everyone Loves him.All Im saying is ,Im old school, its also overly used in Rap songs,,NEVER Rap songs 25 years ago.

@davidemele3763

4 ай бұрын

Aww it makes you uncomfortable

@xstatic-ow5mz

4 ай бұрын

Cause he grew up around white people and learned how to speak and act properly.

Jeff Goldblum’s lost brother from another mother 🤣🤣🤣

Excellent point and funny!

I love Morgan Freeman's pov on black history month, 🤣🤣🤣 This guy's hilarious!

@hxhdfjifzirstc894

7 ай бұрын

Same... Black history is AMERICAN history, and we need to stop calling people by their skin color. Only Morgan Freeman has the guts to say this. And maybe Denzel Washington.

@77Creation

6 ай бұрын

Morgan Freeman also said racism would go away if people just stopped talking about it, which is absurd. He's an actor, who hangs out in artistic and therefore open minded circles. But the world is not a bohemian enclave or commune. So Morgan doesn't know wtf he's talking about on this issue.

@77Creation

6 ай бұрын

@@hxhdfjifzirstc894 People have distinctive cultures, contributions, experiences and stories that should all be acknowledged, appreciated and celebrated. People who see that as divisive are why we have these different months in the first place. They don't have the guts to admit it. And Denzel Washington does talk about culture. And he's made many great movies centered around Blackness. He's not just the Equalizer or Man on Fire, ffs.

@mennovanlavieren3885

6 ай бұрын

@@77Creation If the talking would lead to better schools and less single moms in black communities it would be good. But I'm afraid the talking we see is about winning votes, a dirty hustle to get some "reparations" money and getting a higher education while not qualified. In the mean time, the police gets the backlash of all the hate this talk fosters among blacks. In the end, all of this is bad for black people. Because they are now separating themselves from the rest, and if a black person wants to do otherwise they call him white-washed. BTW, I'm from Europe and this whole racism thing the US has going on is weird.

@christifortier2176

6 ай бұрын

@@77Creation Everyone, regardless of their skin color has variances in culture and contributions. Instead of singling out particular dates to celebrate these, would we not all be better off to acknowledge and respect the differences and the commonalities every day of the year? I know I don't want a limited number of days per year to point out the contributions of my culture or existence which is that of a part caucasian, part Irish, part Native American Southern, straight, Christian, woman (yes, I can define woman). Every day of the year I would like to celebrate and respect the most important thing.....we are all human. I'm not an artist of any type, no delusions or Bohemian tendencies. What I am is a nurse who can say that everyone i have cared for in my decades of working all require food, water, oxygen, shelter. They all feel joy, pain, and love. They also all bleed red. And blood doesn't care what color your skin is, what your gender is, what your culture or politics are. From the pov of that, we are all the same.

Way to call out how folks get uncomfortable with people different from them.. " I see you" : )

So very sad. Just sad. I worry for my grandson, he is a really good child.

Bro KILLED this skit😂. Can't wait to see more of Rob in the future

What a wonderful, funny and talented man. Well done and thank you, Rod.

Hilarious. Thanks for all the laughs!

I was at Heathrow one time and we were waiting in line to show our passports. There were over 100 people in the area that we were in and it was very quiet. Everyone around me was from Africa. I didn’t know which country, but they were dressed nice, the girls had amazing braids in their hair and the children were well mannered. I assumed that they were a Christian church group.

That was a great great skit. I love it!

OMGosh! I was always the new kid in town, between being an Army Brat & my dad’s career ambitions I went to 12 different schools before High School graduation. Two years the longest at any one of them. Discrimination & bullying was pretty strong - race or heritage didn’t matter. KUDOS!

Legit funny. This guy side hustle audiobooks & voiceover commercial work for high end products.

@thepoweroftheoilofjoy

Ай бұрын

He really does?

I moved to Miami to a racially mixed neighborhood. I met my neighbors then went on vacation. A friend was going to do work on the house while I was gone. He had his van backed up to my garage unloading stuff. He turned around to see two men with guns. My neighbors God bless em. I learned to communicate with the neighbors.

Rod I dont know if you want an HBO special, but your way good enough to have one. Your Comedy brings me Joy and Peace. Rare.

One of my best friends since we were kids came to stay with us with his wife a few months ago from Chicago, and he and I had stayed up late to reminisce about our childhood and how things had changed. We grew up in the 80's and he is as dark as I am light and we used to be teased about it in fun. Well he went to the bathroom and came back and told me that someone was across the street messing with my neighbors car. I went into my office, grabbed one of my shotguns and went out since our neighbor lost her husband last year. It was a kid trying to break into her car who saw me coming and dropped his tools and ran like hell up the street, gaining me a nice new tool set, lol. The next day, my friend and his wife both said that back in Chicago there is no way they would have gone outside. I guess it is just he difference of a small town vs. a large city perspective as well as cultural, as I would not have done the same when I lived in L.A.

Very very funny guy with a lot of sophistication. ❤❤❤

This was basically a perfect six minutes of comedy. Great job Rod Paulette.

Off the charts hilarious ! ! ! Three thumbs up.

This dude is hilarious! I need to find more of his stuff now. I love his jacket too.

Darn...I need an hour of this guy...he is hilarious..

Very funny. It's rare to see a comedian talking about race without being political, cringe or over rehashing what's been said a thousand times. This guy did exactly that while being hilarious and knowing exactly how to navigate his material without angering, shaming or putting blame on anyone. Brilliant comedian.

!! EXCELLENT SET!! *BRAVO...MORE MO'

Thank you, Mr. Paulette. ♥️ your heart & storytelling.

BRO!!! This was HILARIOUS!!!

That was an excellent bit. As a fellow comedian, I love this channel. I pray to be featured here one day!

My dad was black and came from st.helena island. When he arrived in the uk he was disgusted to be dealt with as one of the asians who were arriving in Britain in the early 70s. He used to make me laugh at how he viewed his Britishness!😂😂

Never heard of this guy but I want to hear more! He's very funny....😂 😂 💯 😂 😂

This was very FUNNY & ACCURATE!!!!❤😂🎉

That was great!

This is great!